Friday, February 15, 2013

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Anonymous said...

first! ;)

Anonymous said...

I thought we determined that was stupid.

Anonymous said...

I don't mind being three or four, depending on who publishes first ;-)

Anonymous said...

What a place to be in.
You also have to be very very careful
about letting demonic forces into your home.

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You can always count on CountryHam! The above quote is from 206's link on the previous thread.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I stopped being lazy so here is 206's post from other thread:



http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222258

Another "my kid isn't Kristchun, so she's not normal" thread. Didn't Wingnut have one a few months back?

I'd run and never look back, too.
February 15, 2013 at 3:01 PM

Anonymous said...

I-95 must have the same kind of super important job that busypea does. They're both always talking about their amazing, time consuming jobs...while apparently spending 99% of their time at the bukkit.

Like Lauren, it would appear that neither of those peas do much except for post at Two Peas. It's crazy how I-95 feels the need to chime in on every thread 85 times.

The pawn shop thread is a good example.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222258

I was going to guess adult film star but then she said "It is religious/cultish in my opinion...the name she has chosen for herself means "dark demonic fairy"

What do you think it is?

Anonymous said...

It probably means she's just not a Kristchun anymore, if she ever was. The Kristchun pea moms have a fucking fit if their kids stop following the parents. Like Wingnut did.

I'm guessing the "dark demonic fairy" thing is Mommy making her own definitions.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she's now a Wiccan dominatrix.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222232

Not sure how some peas get through life.

I've moved quite a bit and it's never been that stressful.

I imagine if she were on that busted cruise ship she'd have thrown herself overboard.

Anonymous said...

stfu Rhondito

"You must eat a lot of candy to give it up for lent. It wouldn't be hard for me as I can go months without eating candy."

And judging from your chubby cheeked profile picture you don't stay away from all sweets, you look like a squirrel smuggling nuts.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222282

Anonymous said...


Not sure how some peas get through life.


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Ain't that the truth.

Anonymous said...

I do think it's weirdly fascinating the sheer numbers of Peas and/or their kin with depression
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Depression is really common. It's not just Peas or Pea kin-folk.

Anonymous said...

Not sure how some peas get through life.

Seriously. Gotta feel sorry for the husband who has to deal with moving, starting a new job, and taking care of a basket case wife.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she's now a Wiccan dominatrix.

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This is what I was thinking too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222310

Rebelyelle it's not all about you. If I'm going to quit a job, I need to quit, regardless of a death announcement of someone I barely knew that no longer even works at the company.

Anonymous said...

I do think it's weirdly fascinating the sheer numbers of Peas and/or their kin with depression
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You really need to get out more. I bet half the people you know have suffered, or are suffering, from depression.

Anonymous said...

Depression is really common.
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Exactly, thats the point. It's "common" because everyone says they have it. While I do believe it's a real thing, a lot of people pretend to have it or use it as an excuse to be lazy. It's not true depression. Depression should not be common. Especially in today's world. Sure we all have problems but human beings nowdays live a pretty nice existance.

Anonymous said...

ita 18.

also: the original quote was 'depression, ADD, etc etc' I

Anonymous said...

""You must eat a lot of candy to give it up for lent. It wouldn't be hard for me as I can go months without eating candy."

And judging from your chubby cheeked profile picture you don't stay away from all sweets, you look like a squirrel smuggling nuts."

Maybe she is like me. I am overweight but I do not like sweets. Mine is over eating fried and fast foods.

Anonymous said...

And judging from your chubby cheeked profile picture you don't stay away from all sweets, you look like a squirrel smuggling nuts."

Maybe she is like me. I am overweight but I do not like sweets. Mine is over eating fried and fast foods.
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ha maybe but I bet she wouldn't appreciate someone saying "you must eat a lot of fried chicken to be giving it up for lent..."

Anonymous said...

touche

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222232

90% of the Peas seem completely unable to cope with real problems. What's going to happen to this moron when something really bad happens if moving is driving her this close to the edge??

Anonymous said...

8 Anonymous said... 8

It probably means she's just not a Kristchun anymore, if she ever was. The Kristchun pea moms have a fucking fit if their kids stop following the parents. Like Wingnut did.

I'm guessing the "dark demonic fairy" thing is Mommy making her own definitions.
February 15, 2013 at 5:51 PM

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I wonder how the girl's REAL mother feels about it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222313

Here we go (again) with the "peas know EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! about Oscar Pistorius's case." JFC.

I'm glad 2P wasn't around during the OJ trial. They would have been absolutely insufferable.

Anonymous said...

Do you mean the dark demonic fairy is adopted, 24? a stepchild?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222099

I guessed before I took her off ignore that lynloon had made the idiotic comment. And as usual with her, it's circular reasoning.

Anonymous said...

I would love it if enjoytotheend explained how atheists sin. It certainly would be an interesting discussion.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3213288&pg=2

Anonymous said...

It's funny. All the people on my FB who regularly post religious crap are the most flawed and hypocritical: affairs, multiple divorces, escorting in college, sluttery, thievery, prison, welfare, deadbeat dads, DV, etc in their past/present.

My non-religious peeps are waaaay more honorable people.

Anonymous said...

The pea obsession with lurid trials is gross.

Anonymous said...

Cheap, shitty, dangerous cruise ships? Hallelujah for unregulated free market capitalism! Reap/sow bitches.

Anonymous said...

Obsidien is a freak.

Anonymous said...

step 26

Anonymous said...

People with mental illness don't bitch about it. They either are oblivious on purpose and act bat shit crazy cause they want to or they do something about it. We don't hind behind it. <- unless you want sympathy. I think peas want a diagnoses for an excuse esp for their kids. They dont want to actually address the problem, they just want to label it.

Anonymous said...

"Suck it up and pretend I want to do it for my marriage. I feel it is my duty as a wife whether I want to do it or not really.

He knows I don't like it. I just make the choice to do it. I can only procrastinate for so long and then have to give in.

I just don't enjoy it from past bad memories and I really want to. I just can't so I do the next best thing... Pretend"

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Wow that is sad. I can't imagine sex is great for her dh if she hates it that much.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222327

Anonymous said...

35- that was me. I was raped and it is sad for my DH but I'm upfront and honest about it.

Yep and I outed myself. Don't care.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222301

20/20 carnival cruise investigation thread.

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Of course "Travel Agent" will cruise again, because well, she's a Travel Agent.

And the fact is, TA's get greatly reduced or free cruises for Familiarization Trips or Learning Cruises. These trips can include free time to enjoy the amenities and to do shore excursions, plus free onboard food and other perks, such as shows and spa experiences.

Another words, a TA saying they will cruise again is a worthless piece of information without full disclosure that you are not paying a full fee like the rest of the cursers are.

Anonymous said...

35- that was me. I was raped and it is sad for my DH but I'm upfront and honest about it.

Yep and I outed myself. Don't care.
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I'm sorry :(
I feel very sad for you not just about the rape but because something was stolen from you that should be an incredible part of life. I'd think it very worthwhile to seek out a sex therapist.

Anonymous said...

38- no worries. I don't see a sex therapist but that is a good idea. I do see a psychiatrist and we have obviously talked about it. My DH is understanding but I feel like shit about it. I really do want to enjoy it! It is what it is. I am working on it and I envy those that can let loose!

Anonymous said...

So tired of the pod being on the fritz!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222318

HAHA! She's the defendant. Too bad nobody will ask her what she did or is being sued for.

Anonymous said...

Sure we all have problems but human beings nowdays live a pretty nice existance.
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This shit pisses me off. Just because you have a nice existance doesn't mean you can't be depressed. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

And FTR I AM depressed. Nobody knows about it because I put on a happy exterior, but behind closed doors I fall apart.

Anonymous said...

37 Anonymous said...



Another words,


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Is that a joke?

Anonymous said...

Sure we all have problems but human beings nowdays live a pretty nice existance.

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That's a pretty ignorant statement in regards to depression.

Anonymous said...

42- medicate. Don't bitch about it if you aren't taking care of it. Put yourself back together.

Anonymous said...

I'm happy I don't have to walk to the river to get water and shit in an outhouse.

Anonymous said...

Mariah2 is now a dream expert. I can't stop laughing!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222305

Anonymous said...

Mariah2 is now a dream expert. I can't stop laughing!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222305

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From the same thread, Spiffie only leaves the house to 'pick up the kids and go to baseball practice' ????????? That's weird.

Anonymous said...

42- medicate. Don't bitch about it if you aren't taking care of it. Put yourself back together.
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Reread my post dumbass. I wasn't bitching. As I said, and I'm speaking really slow so you can comprehend, nobody knows I'm depressed.

Also, I don't want to medicate. We over medicate in this country as it is, and furthermore, I was medicated and I hated the way they made me feel.


Some people on this blog are so stupid, and you 45 trump them all!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222344
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What is meal planning? I don't know why you need a class to plan a meal? Am I missing something?

Anonymous said...

Sure we all have problems but human beings nowdays live a pretty nice existence

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Hey dumbass, this comment shows you have no understanding of what depression is. Please educate yourself before you embarras yourself in public.

Anonymous said...

Buttlevel hurt: MASSIVE

Anonymous said...

sorry to hear that 52. maybe 15 mins scrubbing your double wide will help?

Anonymous said...

Well 49- why hide it then from others? You would rather make yourself miserable and continued to be depressed? I think that is stupid.

Anonymous said...

I-95 must have the same kind of super important job that busypea does. They're both always talking about their amazing, time consuming jobs
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What do they do? I can't remember either one of them posting about their jobs.

Anonymous said...

"It's funny. All the people on my FB who regularly post religious crap are the most flawed and hypocritical: affairs, multiple divorces, escorting in college, sluttery, thievery, prison, welfare, deadbeat dads, DV, etc in their past/present.

My non-religious peeps are waaaay more honorable people. "

That's a biblical principle actually.

New Living Translation (©2007)
When Jesus heard this, he told them, "Healthy people don't need a doctor--sick people do. I have come to call not those who think they are righteous, but those who know they are sinners."

The people you described are the very people who have humbled themselves to the point of knowing they need Christ. Perfect folks don't a savior.

Anonymous said...

Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker.....I'm not going to medicate myself so that behind closed doors I'm a fucking zombie. I'm perfectly content being miserable behind closed doors. I live alone, so it's not like I'm burdening anyone else. And really, it doesn't bother me, all that much. I only put it out here to let the jackass who thinks depression is made up know that a lot of people hide it, and quite successfully too.

Anonymous said...

And FTR I AM depressed. Nobody knows about it because I put on a happy exterior, but behind closed doors I fall apart.

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TRULY depressed folks can't hide it

Anonymous said...

Exercise is the best remedy for depression. You don't need meds unless you are too lazy to get out and exercise an hour a day.

Anonymous said...

59- that is bs. What if you are bipolar and bat shit crazy like me! There ain't no excersing going to that. I'd have done that a long time ago. I think that might be a lot cheaper than what I got going on. Ha

Anonymous said...

*going to fix that.

Anonymous said...

Some of you (59) are so ignorant it is depressing.

Depression isn't a side effect of laziness.
And yes, you CAN hide depression from people you aren't super close to. I was depressed for years and years and the only person who knew was my DH. My friends, co-workers, boss, extended family, etc had no clue.

Anonymous said...

There's a difference between bi-polar and mild depression. So exercise for mild depression is NOT bs.

Anonymous said...

63- ok mild depression maybe. I am fully aware there is a difference I was being sarcastic. My whole point is that meds are necessary for some people. There is no amount of excerise going to fix it for some.

Anonymous said...

I bet those of you that are depressed, not bi=polar, are overweight.

Anonymous said...

Besides that it is the too lazy part that is BS.

Anonymous said...

I bet those of you that are depressed, not bi=polar, are overweight
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And I bet most are human ;)
Seriously though, most of the people in the US are depressed. Most of the people in the US are overweight. Finding that a lot of depressed people are overweight would not be a surprise.

When my depression was the worst its ever been, and I could barely function, and all I wanted to do was kill myself, I was as thin as I had ever been in my adult life. I ran an hour a day. I ate super healthy (no desserts, no chemicals, no breads, no starches, mostly fresh vegetables during the day and lean protein).

Anonymous said...

65Anonymous said... 65 I bet those of you that are depressed, not bi=polar, are overweight.

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I've had depression. I've never been overweight (my sister got the fat genes). Exercise does help depression, but thin people get depressed just like fat ones do.

Anonymous said...

Ugh I will say from experience that diet (lifestyle) can be a big trigger too. That may not hold true for everyone but it does a lot of people. Our society eats like shit and feels like shit and them we wonder what happened!

Anonymous said...

http://news.msn.com/us/cops-moms-stripping-disrupts-ny-school-assembly/

I think everybody can clutch their pearls over this one. I feel sorry for her child.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222318

I'm seriously the only one who wants to know wtf she is accused of?

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing traffic, driving drunk, shoplifting or domestic assault. I'm sure nothing fun like murder.

Anonymous said...

Seriously though, most of the people in the US are depressed.
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Do you really think this is the case?
That seems like quite a stretch.

Anonymous said...

I don't buy it that most people in the US are depressed.

Anonymous said...

46 Anonymous said... 46

I'm happy I don't have to walk to the river to get water and shit in an outhouse.
February 16, 2013 at 9:41 AM

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Who does this? Shitszoo at her other house?

Anonymous said...

Damn, you depressed people need to chill out. I do think most of us have a pretty nice existance. I don't believe for one minute that as many people who say they are "depressed" are really clinical depressed. Sorry if that pisses you off! I don't believe that every person who says they are depressed needs medication either. Get out and lose some weight and take care of yourself. Get some real life friends, be sociable and participate in life other than online message boards.

With that being said, I do understand some are clinically depressed, need medicaton and have a really really hard time with it. I just think they are a LOT less of those people.

Anonymous said...

76 ITA. Most of the peas are overweight, only socialize online, don't like to have sex with their husbands, constantly complain about their inlaws and family, have no real life friends, a gaggle of special needs kids (so they say). Damn no wonder they are *depresse. Get up off your ass and change your damn life and maybe you'll feel better!

That's not depression, that's just having a shitty life, which they refuse to do anything about.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222318

I'm seriously the only one who wants to know wtf she is accused of?

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I'm not 100% sure but isn't she the one that had a disgruntled neighbor call CPS on her because she homeschools? This might have been a year or two ago.

Anonymous said...

That low sex drive thread was bumming me out until I read benem/mariah2's post about polyamory. That was just the good belly laugh I needed.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222318

I'm seriously the only one who wants to know wtf she is accused of?

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Nope, I want to know, too. I can be nosy sometimes.

Anonymous said...

I'm not 100% sure but isn't she the one that had a disgruntled neighbor call CPS on her because she homeschools? This might have been a year or two ago.
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I found this, but she says it is closed. Who knows if she was telling the truth, though. People are strange.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3026270&pg=1&sigtoggle=true

Anonymous said...

Republicans step up call for president to attempt to avert roughly $85B in automatic cuts to military.

Anonymous said...

Can't cut and paste for whatever reason but I am so tempted to bump 81's thread. I don't want to bump it for the OP but some of the responses. I get CPS wasted their time but what if they hadn't checked into her and something would have happened? Then the peas would have been griping they didn't do enough.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the neighbors reported her for having no food in the house when her pain in the ass neighbor kid was over and wanted a smoothie. She had no bananas and told the kids to wait. Neighbor kid went home for a banana.

Neighbor lady: OMG THEY HAVE NO FOOD

Anonymous said...

BS.

Anonymous said...

Deal with CPS regularly and they don't push that hard over complaints like that. They do a walk around of your home unexpected and check your food and other complaint things.. They will quickly dismiss shit like that.

She is lying if she got held up with CPS. There has to be way more going on than just a "false" complaint. There are lots and lots of susp activity that gets reported and they don't get in trouble for being concerned unless they repeatedly call.

I call BS on that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222451

I'm surprised nobody has screamed OBAMA'S FAULT!!!!!! yet.

Anonymous said...

Agree, 86.

I worked the abuse hotline for a couple of years and then as the assistant to one of the supervisors for several more years. I find it extremely hard to believe a SW would do anything other than ask to see their food. If they showed up and there were other issues then the family would be told to fix the issue and the SW would go once more and see that the change was made and close the case.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she was caught with drugs.

Anonymous said...

85 Anonymous said... 85

BS.
February 16, 2013 at 5:37 PM

What's BS, the OMG NO FOOD story? That's why she said they called. I don't give a shit why they called. LOL Just posting what she posted, call it whatever the hell you want. :P

Anonymous said...


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Okay, some of you may remember I posted months ago about this neighbor kid constantly missing school and disrupting our homeschool day. These are the lovely people who reported me.

The food story: About a month ago neighbor kid is at my house (because he is always at my house) and the kids were asking me to make smoothies. This was slightly before my husband blew up my blender. I went to make smoothies and realized we were out of bananas so I told the kids they would have to wait until I went to the store. Neighbor kid piped up that he had bananas at his house so he went home and got one. This was reported to the child abuse hotline as my kids have to beg the neighbors for food. The days of borrowing a cup of sugar from your neighbor are over folks. What used to be good neighbors is now called child abuse.



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She also has accused me of educational neglect because we homeschool. I've been homeschooling my kids for 10 years now. I have a bachelor's degree with education as one of my major fields of study. My 17 year old daughter just took the ACT last month and scored a 27, on her first try. I just handed those test results to the case worker and she said we'll get this closed out.

She also accused me of locking my kids out of the house for hours on end and leaving my children unsupervised for long periods of time. I am ALWAYS at home. There are literally entire weeks that I do not leave my house. When I do leave to run errands my 17 year old is left in charge. And if for some reason she isn't here, next in command is my 15 year old son. The 2 youngest kids have never been left alone. My doors are never locked. It's one of the reasons I got mad that my sister just walks into my house without knocking. My kids have never once been locked out of our house.



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I told the case worker that while I may not always the food the kids WANT in the house, there is always something to eat. I don't buy a lot of junk food and sometimes my kids opt to not eat the healthy food provided to them. That is their choice, but that is not abuse. Can you imagine, "Mom hand over the cheetos and twinkies or I'm going to have to report you to the authorities".



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I'm wondering if this is going to affect my ability to get my teaching certification later on. I always though I would get certified once I'm done with my kids and start teaching. Now I don't know if I can do that since I have been reported for child abuse. Does the file completely go away? They said they would do a follow up in a month.

They called my mil and sil and asked if they had ever been to our house and there was no food. They both told them it was the most ridiculous thing they had ever heard.

Anonymous said...

OMG LEAVE THE BANANA ALONE!!!111ONE11one11!!!1

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222313

No, CADumbass, every other country and culture in the world is exactly like yours, and every other country spells words exactly the same as they do in the United States.

What a moron.

Anonymous said...

If it isn't a reality show, CAdoodlebug doesnt know any better.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222327

God, what a bunch of depressing cows. I feel bad for their husbands. I wonder which one of these bitches will be back at the bukkit at some point, crying about how their husband is fucking someone who actually enjoys sex?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222327

God, what a bunch of depressing cows. I feel bad for their husbands. I wonder which one of these bitches will be back at the bukkit at some point, crying about how their husband is fucking someone who actually enjoys sex?

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So Child of Grace is 63 and needs help learning how to make a "To Do" List? Holy shit.

Anonymous said...

I know 95 it's sad for their dh's and for them.

Sex is such a important part of marriage and I can't imagine not wanting to have sex with dh, even after almost 25 years of marriage.

Honestly if my sex drive was that low I think I'd let my dh get it somewhere else or divorce him. I don't think it's fair to the spouse.

I'm talking if the lack of sex drive has been going on for years. I do realize that every marriage goes through patches where one person wants it more then the the other at times but some of those women seem like they either never have wanted sex or haven't wanted it in some cases for well over a decade or more.

I really can't imagine lying there and "taking one for the team" that just sounds awful.

Anonymous said...

Why even bother to get married if you don't like or want sex?

Anonymous said...

Right, 98, because the purpose of marriage is to have sex!

I love having sex. DH and I have a great sex life. I feel bad for women who don't know how to get turned on, don't know what they like, don't know how to get their DHs to give them what they want.

I've been through low spots in my marriage and gone without frequent sex and it is awful for both of us. The less sex we had, the worst it got. I tried doing him a "favor" and let him have me when he wanted to, but that was even worse and he never stepped up to return the favor to me, and I was resentful. And then he grew to expect quickies whenever he wanted.

Women need to know more about sex and be more confident in what they like and want. There's nothing wrong with experimenting and having fun!

I think about sex almost all day long, and am so ready for DH by the time he gets home for work sometimes I can't wait and we need to distract the kids while we get a quickie on in a closed room somewhere.

Seriously, being wet and ready all of the time is the best thing for our marriage. We BOTH love it.

It takes some practice, and isn't like that every day, but it can be done.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that berrysmoothie story AT ALL. The neighbors reported her because she didn't have bananas? Yeah right.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I should swap husbands with one of the Peas. My DH is so stressed out and depressed we never have sex. I am miserable.

Anonymous said...

When I do leave to run errands my 17 year old is left in charge. And if for some reason she isn't here, next in command is my 15 year old son. The 2 youngest kids have never been left alone. My doors are never locked.

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That's brilliant. Never locking your doors? It's not fucking Mayberry anymore people. Especially when your 15 year old is in charge. Jesus Christ.

Anonymous said...

101 me too. My DH is sleeping and I just came in from a few drinks with the girls. I'm going to go upstairs and attempt to get him to fuck me, but he'll probably say he's too tired. I love him as a person but I really should've married a man who can't keep his hands off of me because that's what I dream of. The Peas who complain about their DHs that can't keep their hands off of them make me crazy. I'd kill for that!

Anonymous said...

100 Anonymous said... 100

I don't believe that berrysmoothie story AT ALL. The neighbors reported her because she didn't have bananas? Yeah right.
February 16, 2013 at 9:52 PM

Then drag up her 3 year old thread and tell her.

Anonymous said...

101 Anonymous said... 101

Maybe I should swap husbands with one of the Peas. My DH is so stressed out and depressed we never have sex. I am miserable.
February 16, 2013 at 9:53 PM

Looks like all you have to do is be one of their BFF and he'll leave her for you. coughavedadivacough

Anonymous said...

berrysmoothie is full of shit. I used to be a caseworker in 3 diff states and if that was the report (the lack of food), we would've shown up, checked the kitchen, and if she had plenty of food, it would've been closed, period. We have more important shit to deal with than keep her on our "list". What a liar.

And now she's in criminal court as a defendant? Yeah I'm sure she just HAPPENED to be involved in these two messes but is an innocent victim.

Anonymous said...

Holy fucking shit, I just checked Postsecret for this week and my secret is on there.

Anonymous said...

Being taken to court by the state over lack of bananas in the house? *coughbullshitcough*

Anonymous said...

Someone should ask bananalady then. She claims (in the above posts) that it was several reasons.

Anonymous said...

106 I hope she beat the shit out of the lady that reported her (if it were all false) LOL

Anonymous said...

Holy fucking shit, I just checked Postsecret for this week and my secret is on there.

Congrats!

Anonymous said...

"15 items isn't that many for a trip like that. My ds had to sell 50 to earn a limo lunch. It wasn't easy -but we (dh, ds & I) made it happen because we didn't want him to be disappointed." scrappy_princess

Seriously? You helped your kid sell 50 crappy things from a school fundraiser so he wouldn't be disappointed? WTF will happen when a coach doesn't play him enough or a teacher grades his project as a B?

This is the main problem with parents today. Your kids are going to be disappointed at some point, how about teach them how to deal with it.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222522

Anonymous said...

Shannon? Why'd you feel the need to bump that anti-vday thread?

She must be bored today..

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222182

Delphinium is constantly complaining about medical issues. Looks like she's making her kids "sick" too. Her daughter has a life threatening carrot allergy? LOL Ok! She can't eat meat unless it's ground up or she feels tired? WTH? Son is being allergy tested. You just know she's hoping he's allergic to something so she can talk about it.

I don't understand these kind of people. I swear they WANT to be sick. They look for things that will make them "sick" or "not normal". Freaks.

Anonymous said...

http://www.myfoxal.com/story/21194178/woman-sues-university-over-bad-grade

Here's your answer, 112.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222537

This should be interesting.

Anonymous said...

From someone who is sick and hates it and tries every single day to carry on as normal those women who want desperately to be sick are disgusting. Fibromyalgia is code for neurotic and self-centered women who want an excuse to lay around and do nothing all day while getting attention from everyone because they're SO ill. They have no idea what it's like to actually suffer.

Anonymous said...

Now typhus has to insert herself into the lynloom/maddiesmum mashup:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3222099&pg=2

Anonymous said...

For 116's link, it's none of their business who has an affair. If anyone should be fired, it should be based on lack of performance and well documented of a failed performance improvement plan, not because two employees decide to fuck each other after work in the parking lot.

Anonymous said...

I truly hope that female employee finds that thread and shows it to a lawyer.

It always amazes me how much damage women do to other women.

Anonymous said...

Who in their right mind owns a business and doesn't have two people closing? I bet they've had money slipped away right under their noses for years.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222327

God, what a bunch of depressing cows. I feel bad for their husbands. I wonder which one of these bitches will be back at the bukkit at some point, crying about how their husband is fucking someone who actually enjoys sex?

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Really, I don't understand the whole low drive thing. A medical issue aside, you should be having sex with your spouse. When they married you, they promised to be monogamous not celibate.

Anonymous said...

119, I get what you are saying but if the employees are using company resources to carry on the affair then it is their business. For example, company e-mail to communicate, company time to chat or meet up or even company expense allowances for lunches, gifts or hotels.

It appears that the OP deleted her posts, so I didn't get to read what type of business she owns.

Anonymous said...

Dallas is a shithole.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222537

This should be interesting.
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So much wrong here. jesus. Their business will fail...from theft, discrimination suit, general lousy management, whatever and these "job creators" will blame everyone else but themselves for it.

Count on it.

Anonymous said...

Liquor store.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222565

How do you plan to use your free cruise? LOL!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3222301#30823710

Cannot afford to take care of a dog but taking a cheaply cruise. Nice try bragging but you are still a cunt ADD.

Anonymous said...

I am getting really tired of I-96 and her been there, done everything, handslappy bitchiness. Who the fuck is she kidding with this?!


"As much as the thought will outrage you, you could take some lessons from Mrs. T. She has been called more names than I can remember, but she rarely responds in kind. I have more respect for someone who does that, than someone who responds with vitriol."

Anonymous said...

Oops, I-95. She's still a bitch, though.

Anonymous said...

She is kissing the lard ass of Typhus, nice. Better her than me. I will never give Typhus a compliment.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222576

Here come all the lying peas...

Anonymous said...

ugh Heartcat's response on the link in 132 just made me throw up in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222576
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Fucking drama queen. I'm sure it was horrible, but so bad you can't talk about it without crying? Good lord, can you imagine being stuck on the ship with her?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she "can't talk about it without crying," but she had to start a 2P thread about it. Either she's an attention whore or she wasn't on that cruise at all.

Anonymous said...

I get the weirdest fucking combination of ads on this blog. A retreat for people with Bipolar, a cougar dating site and Zappos, lol.

I'm assuming they come from the postings here because none apply to me.

Anonymous said...


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&d_id=32225464

The fucking cancer thread! That's it, I'm done with those bitches. Teh stoopid too much.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3222589

Seriously?? Wanting to be first so bad that you post before looking for a link or a reputable source??

Anonymous said...

The peas must have some speshul inside source to all the "celebrity news."

Anonymous said...

The op is the same one that posted about the friend not getting a massage because she was too fat...seems like she likes the drama...

Anonymous said...

128 Anonymous said... 128

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3222301#30823710

Cannot afford to take care of a dog but taking a cheaply cruise. Nice try bragging but you are still a cunt ADD.
February 17, 2013 at 3:01 PM

I was kind of hoping she was on the shit cruise.

Anonymous said...

So I guess they dump the sewage in the ocean normally? Wouldn't it back up all the time if they didn't. Gross..

Anonymous said...

136 Anonymous said... 136

I get the weirdest fucking combination of ads on this blog. A retreat for people with Bipolar, a cougar dating site and Zappos, lol.

I'm assuming they come from the postings here because none apply to me.
February 17, 2013 at 4:41 PM

Does anyone else use your computer/phone/tablet (whatever you're using lol)?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she "can't talk about it without crying," but she had to start a 2P thread about it. Either she's an attention whore or she wasn't on that cruise at all.

February 17, 2013 at 4:12 PM
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{sob} So terrible that I can't bear to discuss it. {sob} Please, pry the painful details out of me!!! {sob}






/Fucking epic attention whore.

Anonymous said...

well it's true 138

Anonymous said...

only according to twitter 145...how is that responsible journalism?

Anonymous said...

I bet those of you that are depressed, not bi=polar, are overweight.
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Nope! In fact, I'd bet my last dollar that I'm in better shape than you.

I am the one who can hide it, and I use exercise as my Prozac. Sure I feel great while exercising, and for a while after, but it only works for so long. It's probably why I CAN hide it. Well, that and I live alone.

Anonymous said...

Then someone's statement is true then 147, exercise does help depression.

Anonymous said...

Stupid twats apparently believe that if it's on twitter, it must be true. smh

Anonymous said...

Gah. 5 years ago, a close friend of mine shot and killed herself. Fucking guns. Think I'll step off the 'net for a while.....

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3222546&pg=2

OMFG! Redboots and her sanctimonious handslapping while giving her very reverent "look at me aren't I so kind and thoughtful" condolences to the trolls has me LMAO. What a phoney.

Anonymous said...

146 Anonymous said... 146

only according to twitter 145...how is that responsible journalism?
February 17, 2013 at 5:47 PM

Her family is preparing a statement.

Anonymous said...

149 Anonymous said... 149

Stupid twats apparently believe that if it's on twitter, it must be true. smh
February 17, 2013 at 6:04 PM

I've never been "on" twitter. Doesn't interest me.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the OP removed her post that was willing to answer questions about her shitty Carnival cruise..... wonder why, hmmmm......

Anonymous said...

Typhus is over here reading the blog. Hey you fat cunty bitch!

Anonymous said...

Her family is preparing a statement.

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According to whom?? The twitter journalist? It may very well be true, but this is how rumors get started. Very unprofessional.

Anonymous said...

Who dafuck is Mindy McCready?

Anonymous said...

And why should I care?

Anonymous said...

151 Anonymous said... 151
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3222546&pg=2

OMFG! Redboots and her sanctimonious handslapping while giving her very reverent "look at me aren't I so kind and thoughtful" condolences to the trolls has me LMAO. What a phoney.
February 17, 2013 at 6:08 PM


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stfu Mrs. T, redboots is right. You don't know when to quit or how to spell words that sound like other words. I can't believe you managed to get a college degree.

Anonymous said...

Whoever she was, she sounded pretty fucked up. Those poor kids of hers will be better off, methinks.

Anonymous said...

157 Anonymous said... 157
Who dafuck is Mindy McCready?

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Some country singer, I guess she just didn't exercise enough.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. T is a pus-filled waste of skin. Rotten from the inside out.

Anonymous said...

160 Anonymous said... 160
Whoever she was, she sounded pretty fucked up. Those poor kids of hers will be better off, methinks.

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IDK, if depression is genetic I suppose we'll be reading about them in 20 years.

Anonymous said...

LMao 161.

Anonymous said...

the Kids better start exeercizing stat.

Anonymous said...

And exercise more than 10 minutes a day!

Anonymous said...

Then someone's statement is true then 147, exercise does help depression.
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Yes, that's what I was saying. Exercise is probably the reason I can hide it, but it doesn't take it away. Just keeps the demons at bay.

Anonymous said...

Now there's a second idiot with a MM thread. This one couldn't even spell her name correctly.

Anonymous said...

Childofgrace is plotting her next thread post.... everyone be prepared!

Anonymous said...

Mindy who?

Anonymous said...

seriously 170? That lame question has already been asked here. Keep up or go back to the bukket.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess 169: How do grocery lists work? O_o

Anonymous said...

Sorry 171, forgot the //

:)

Anonymous said...

What does // mean?

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mrs. Tyler! So nice of you to mention the blog while playing the persecuted kristchun card ;)

Hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

oh, you must be mistaken, mrs tyler would NEVER EVER EVER EVER read the NASTY VILE blog. She said so herself!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3222546&pg=2

OMFG! Redboots and her sanctimonious handslapping while giving her very reverent "look at me aren't I so kind and thoughtful" condolences to the trolls has me LMAO. What a phoney.

____

Hi, Lauren!

You really hate redboots, don't you? I can understand why, though. She handed you your ass and got you a 30 day "vacation" from the bukkit, to boot.

LOL!

Not everyone who shows genuine concern and kindness is "phoney," you dumbass. I know it's hard for someone who doesn't have an ounce of human decency in her decrepit old soul to understand, but some people really can feel for others, even if they disagree.

I agree with RB, btw. Typhus is a miserable hypocrite and so are you. Miserable fucking hags, both of you.

Anonymous said...

I get the weirdest fucking combination of ads on this blog. A retreat for people with Bipolar, a cougar dating site and Zappos, lol.

I'm assuming they come from the postings here because none apply to me.
February 17, 2013 at 4:41 PM
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Does anyone else use your computer/phone/tablet (whatever you're using lol)?
______________

I use a MacBook and my kids are now allowed to touch it. My husband his own laptop so he never uses mine.

This made me laugh though, picturing my kids or husband looking at cougar dating sites and bipolar treatment centers. Hey! Maybe it's my other personality. Haha.

Anonymous said...

*not allowed

Anonymous said...

Someone accused Enough of being Lauren. That last post in the cancer thread does kind of sound like that evil bitch.

I wonder....

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186386

Very sad story.

Even more sad that some bitch who didn't know the child is using her death to get sympathy from the Peas.

The grief whoring at the bukkit makes me sick.

Anonymous said...

The grief whoring at the bukkit makes me sick.



Agreed. Disgusting and pathetic.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3222546&pg=2

OMFG! Redboots and her sanctimonious handslapping while giving her very reverent "look at me aren't I so kind and thoughtful" condolences to the trolls has me LMAO. What a phoney.
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You have got to be kidding me. I doubt red boots was trying to impress you with her thoughtfulness. Seemed genuine to me. I wonder if you're Lauren or Mrs. Tyler?

Anonymous said...

I vote Lauren, everything is spelled correctly so it can't be Mrs. T.

Anonymous said...

Fucking maddiesmum is beautiful morning who was fucking Liz. Enough is laurin and Ms Tyler is a rabid dog with a bone. They all need to STFU with their bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Enough sure seems well versed in the ways of the bukkit for a newbie with less than 200 posts. I'm guessing she's a Lauren alter. Her posting style is so similar to Lauren's and it seems that Enough chimes in when that cunt is quiet. Curiouser and curiouser.

Anonymous said...

Hey Nancy Drew, if she was posting when Lauren was posting you'd say that was suspect. And she already explained who she was a few weeks ago and never did claim to be new. Sorry you missed it. I think it was in one of the gun threads.

Anonymous said...

Whatever, Shitforbrains.

Anonymous said...

I don't spend every waking moment at the bukkit. So fuck you and your 75,000 posts :)

Sincerely,

Nancy Fucking Drew

Anonymous said...

178 Anonymous said... 178

I get the weirdest fucking combination of ads on this blog. A retreat for people with Bipolar, a cougar dating site and Zappos, lol.

I'm assuming they come from the postings here because none apply to me.
February 17, 2013 at 4:41 PM
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Does anyone else use your computer/phone/tablet (whatever you're using lol)?
______________

I use a MacBook and my kids are now allowed to touch it. My husband his own laptop so he never uses mine.

This made me laugh though, picturing my kids or husband looking at cougar dating sites and bipolar treatment centers. Hey! Maybe it's my other personality. Haha.
February 17, 2013 at 8:13 PM

LOL! :) Didn't know who used it and was hoping your husband wasn't looking for a cougar. LOL It's not like I know anything about you. It's not like I knew if you were married or had kids. Anyway.

The "adchoices" and other ads are usually based on your history. I had power tools pop up on mine and only my husband had looked them up but he wasn't on my system, he was on his. We figure it was because we're networked but have no idea really.

Anonymous said...

186 Anonymous said... 186

Enough sure seems well versed in the ways of the bukkit for a newbie with less than 200 posts. I'm guessing she's a Lauren alter. Her posting style is so similar to Lauren's and it seems that Enough chimes in when that cunt is quiet. Curiouser and curiouser.
February 17, 2013 at 11:38 PM

I think it's Beadhound or Lanus

Anonymous said...

189 Anonymous said... 189

I don't spend every waking moment at the bukkit. So fuck you and your 75,000 posts :)

Sincerely,

Nancy Fucking Drew

*****

Well Nancy Drew, you don't spend every waking moment at the bukkit but that didn't stop you from knowing everything about everybody in your previous post. Curiouser and curiouser.

Anonymous said...

Well Nancy Drew, you don't spend every waking moment at the bukkit but that didn't stop you from knowing everything about everybody in your previous post. Curiouser and curiouser.

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LMAO! Saying Enough sounds a lot like Lauren qualifies as "knowing everything about everybody?"

Okay :)

Anonymous said...

Enough's post are too grammatically correct to be Beadhound and not funny enough to be Lanus. I am fairly certain it is cunt-for-brains Lauren.

Anonymous said...

To the moran the other day who said people shouldn't be depressed because they have a pretty good existence in this country. I guess Mindy McCready didn't get your memo. Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Mindy McCready was a selfish piece of shit weakling who could never stop feeling sorry for herself long enough to enjoy the blessings in her life. Kind of like most addicts.

Anonymous said...

Help jog my memory, plz. Who was the pea that would chime in on every child-rearing or marriage thread, even though she was neither married nor did she have children. She is from Canada and one of the bucket's biggest know it alls. Tanya is her first name...

Anonymous said...

I think cycworker, 197. She hasn't been around to share her special brand of bullshit, has she?

Anonymous said...

cunt-for-brains Lauren.

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LOL'd

Anonymous said...

I think Dead Mindy Who? killed her baby daddy over his screwing around.

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