Saturday, June 1, 2013

Space 6/1/13

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Anonymous said...

FIRST...this blog sucks. What happened to new space at 200 Jane? I know you get busy, but really it's not that hard.

Anonymous said...

What difference does it make?

Anonymous said...

Good, now maybe you bitches will post something worth reading.

Pea Fashions said...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-z3p2odN3jHc/T6NHYw6HuuI/AAAAAAAADSA/vU4Qb8IZY6s/s1600/ChevronPantsBack.jpg

Anonymous said...

nicolequinn
Sick of Snow

PeaNut 41,352
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Posted: 5/30/2013 2:17:06 PM
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I got a trip to Hawaii with my friends.
My dad gave me a choice of that or a new word processor that had just come out with a computer screen. (Back in '87 there were no computers!)

Hmmmm.... it was quite a choice I had to make!

Those memories have lasted me 25 years and I'm so thankful my parents let me go.
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Ummm, yes, there WERE computers in 87. Not in every household like today but still. People owned them, she's an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Yes, nicolequinn is an idiot. Yes, there were computers in 87. But they were very expensive, and not common in households. I think that was her point-that a vacation to Hawaii was comparable in cost.

Anonymous said...

Yes 6. That is what 5 said.

Anonymous said...

Well that and she was saying that she was offered a processor BECAUSE there WERE NO computers. Not everyone was poor.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, the semantics train is derailing again.

Anonymous said...

Sorry you can't understand common sense 9. It does look like you're going to do the infighting with yourself today though. Have a blast, mmkay...

Anonymous said...

Fuck this blog is hopeless! You bitches are pathetic.

Anonymous said...

That "why doesn't anyone hang out at NSBR anymore?" thread is just silly. So many people whining that it's no fun when people have opinions different than their own.

The white, Wonder Bread moms strike again.

Anonymous said...

That random dude on the Petco trainer thread has gotten some good slams in on Dastardly Boo.

Is there an old story with her? She gets on my nerves, but I don't know if it's because there's some past history I've forgotten, or if she's just kind of obnoxious.

Anonymous said...

What turned Lexica into such a grouchy old biddy?

Anonymous said...

Link 14?

Anonymous said...

"So many people whining that it's no fun when people have opinions different than their own."

It's not that they have different opinions, it's that they slam you because your opinion is wrong. Some people seem to think there can only be one opinion.

Anonymous said...

I hate the peas who always whine and "feel sad" when someone mentions they had some trees cut down. I live in VA surrounded by trees and mountains. Cutting down a few trees that are ruining my property is no reason to cry. We just had 8 cut down and I couldn't be happier. They were too close to my house. When I say close, I'm talking 2 or 3 feet from my actual house! They were ruining our roof, our siding and making everything dirty. Not to mention how many ants and bugs were around and bird poop. If the peas want to come and deal with all of that everyday and rake up about 2 feet deep leaves in my backyard a million times a year, then come on over. Until then STFU.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3237589

Petco thread

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238451

How about getting out of the house and off the pea board and go shopping. It's amazing what you will find in stores. Duh.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238515

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I couldn't imagine extending an invite to my wedding to someone I've only met a few times!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238233

LOL @ megmc on this thread. She did the selfless deed of taking care of a neighbors dead tree yet kept all the wood for herself.

Wow that's really selfless and kind of you! Not. She says she did it before the scammers could get to it. No she did it before anyone else could get the wood for themselves.

Anonymous said...

Oh yay!! Sharl got an invite to Staph's wedding! AngelKriC is gonna be her photog! If her DH is going, Staph better hide the gifts so he don't steal em.

Anonymous said...

DastardlyBoo is a fucking cunt. I hope she's licking her wounds because that Briandouglas certainly did had her ass to her on a silver platter.

Well done Briandouglas! Well done! I hope you stick around!

Anonymous said...

I REALLY REALLY want to ask angelKric if Steph helped her through her hard times while her DH was in jail. maybe steph supplied the toys so angelkric didn't get too frustrated!

Anonymous said...

It's weird that no one ever calls AngelKriC out for staying with her crook of a husband and profiting off his crimes.

Anonymous said...

IRS Agent Says Order to Flag
Tea Party Groups Came From DC

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Why they *MUST* have been wearing their tinfoil paranoia hats when they sent that order down.

It must be Bushes fault too!

So many going down and *NOT* Monica style.

Anonymous said...

DastardlyBoo is a fucking cunt. I hope she's licking her wounds because that Briandouglas certainly did had her ass to her on a silver platter.

Well done Briandouglas! Well done! I hope you stick around!
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It was truly awesome. He made her look like an idiot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238515

I used to think Steph was ok, and just got bagged on a lot unnecessarily, but now that I see how thick she is with AngelKrisC, my opinion is pretty much shattered.

Those are sure to be some trashy wedding pictures!!

Anonymous said...

Ok, enough's latest post on the petco thread has me more convinced than ever that she's Lauren. She obviously has a history with DastardlyBoo to jump into that thread the way she did.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why you would post on the message board that you got a wedding invite from Staph. It's not a bragging event to flaunt.

Anonymous said...

Brian Douglas, you are my hero!

Anonymous said...

I do like briandouglas' style.

I'm wondering why enough jumped into thread that wasn't bashing Obama, though.

Anonymous said...

don't understand why you would post on the message board that you got a wedding invite from Staph. It's not a bragging event to flaunt.
June 2, 2013 at 2:08 PM

Have to agree. She's just skeevy.

Anonymous said...

29 Anonymous said... 29

Ok, enough's latest post on the petco thread has me more convinced than ever that she's Lauren. She obviously has a history with DastardlyBoo to jump into that thread the way she did.

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Calm down 29. The world does not revolve around Enough. Nothing will convince you she's not Lauren and everything will convince you she is. You have made up your mind and for all we know you could be right, but your obsession is getting the better of you. You can't see the forest for the trees.


Anonymous said...

28 Anonymous said... 28

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238515

I used to think Steph was ok, and just got bagged on a lot unnecessarily, but now that I see how thick she is with AngelKrisC, my opinion is pretty much shattered.

Those are sure to be some trashy wedding pictures!!
June 2, 2013 at 1:38 PM



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It actually shows her character. I don't think she judges anyone else. That's a good trait.

(It's more like she doesn't give a shit but whatever)

Anonymous said...

Normally, I'd agree with you, 35. But Mr. AngelKriC is a proven thief. Charged, prosecuted, and I'm pretty sure he did time. People like that are not someone I want to hang out with. If that makes me judgey in your eyes, I'm ok with that.

I don't hang out with criminals. It's really not that stringent of a standard.

Anonymous said...

can someone give me the cliff notes version of dastardly boo getting smacked by brianwhatshisname?? Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, when it comes to my family and kids, I'm not dragging them into the midst of people like Angelwhatever's husband.

It's not like I'm clutching my pearls over how often they go to church or how they RSVP'd to a baby shower invitation. The guy is a hard core thief. Has stolen and/or embezzled from more than one employer.

It does show Staph's character in that she's willing to let her kids be around people like that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238508

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How long are you going to milk this for sympathy, busypea? It sounds like your son is taking this all in good spirits so maybe you could buck up too.

Anonymous said...

36 Anonymous said... 36
Normally, I'd agree with you, 35. But Mr. AngelKriC is a proven thief. Charged, prosecuted, and I'm pretty sure he did time. People like that are not someone I want to hang out with. If that makes me judgey in your eyes, I'm ok with that.

I don't hang out with criminals. It's really not that stringent of a standard.

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If he had done it once maybe I could have cut her some slack but twice he did it and she's stayed with him. Clearly he's a criminal, not a "I've learned my lesson" kind of guy.

Anonymous said...

If he had done it once maybe I could have cut her some slack but twice he did it and she's stayed with him. Clearly he's a criminal, not a "I've learned my lesson" kind of guy.
June 2, 2013 at 2:41 PM

Exactly.

And, I'd be willing to bet that he's done this more than twice. He's only been charged and prosecuted twice. You don't get to the level of theft he did without some serious practice and experience.

Anonymous said...

How long are you going to milk this for sympathy, busypea? It sounds like your son is taking this all in good spirits so maybe you could buck up too.
June 2, 2013 at 2:40 PM

I haven't seen her post anything about this issue since she had her handicapped parking space dilemma quite a while back.

Someone has a serious hardon for busypea.

Anonymous said...

As it's becoming more noticeable and more and more people are pointing it out when you're an asshole at the bucket, you can expect a lot more posts over here to let off steam.


Anonymous said...

This is her 4th thread about this one cast.

Anonymous said...

can someone give me the cliff notes version of dastardly boo getting smacked by brianwhatshisname?? Thanks!

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It is the Petco thread, can you not find it? Or search for briandouglas posts?

Anonymous said...

Four threads is different than four threads in a week, SDeven style. I don't like busypea, but her son was born with a pretty major anomaly. If she needs to talk about his treatment, that's okay with me.

It's better than her posting about her moral superiority, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm not trying to belittle her son's condition. As I said, he seems to be taking it in stride and she should try to remember that.

Anonymous said...

47 Anonymous said... 47

Oh, I'm not trying to belittle her son's condition.


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You are belittling a person though. A person going through a lot. A person needing to vent and get encouragement. Such an impressive human being you are.





Anonymous said...

What anomoly was busypea's son born with?

Anonymous said...

It is the Petco thread, can you not find it? Or search for briandouglas posts?

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Can't read it on my phone

Anonymous said...

Can't read it on my phone
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You don't have a computer?

Anonymous said...

Oh FFS, 51, neverfukingmind.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that Bayta STILL hasn't said a word on the book club thread. I'm sure reading "those" kinds of books are far beneath her.

Anonymous said...

Such an impressive human being you are.





June 2, 2013 at 4:02 PM

As are you, fellow blog bitch.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the smack blog. If you wanted encouragement and kumbaya you should have stuck to the Pod.

Anonymous said...

Someone should tell Dastardly Boo to go eat a cheesecake in front of FeederLynn so he can get off and she can stfu.

Anonymous said...

36 Anonymous said... 36

Normally, I'd agree with you, 35. But Mr. AngelKriC is a proven thief. Charged, prosecuted, and I'm pretty sure he did time. People like that are not someone I want to hang out with. If that makes me judgey in your eyes, I'm ok with that.

I don't hang out with criminals. It's really not that stringent of a standard.
June 2, 2013 at 2:31 PM

Yeah, I get "judgey" on anonymous posts.

Anonymous said...

Ok, where else other than HL did KrisCwhatever's husband steal from?

Anonymous said...

49Anonymous said... 49 What anomoly was busypea's son born with?
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Clubfoot. Here's a thread where she talks about it. http://ox.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3180624&pg=1

I've no idea why it stuck with me.


Anonymous said...

i think i'll pass on the ox.twopeasinabucket.com website

Anonymous said...



Ok, where else other than HL did KrisCwhatever's husband steal from?
June 2, 2013 at 4:26 PM

It was some grocery or other retail store. Same story as the Hobby Lobby thing. He was taking money-lots of it-was caught, charged and prosecuted.

It's amazing that anyone can get another job-ever-that involves handling money after criminal charges like that. Which makes me think he lies on his resumes, too.

What a stand-up kind of guy to raise your kids with, no?

Anonymous said...

39 Anonymous said... 39
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238508

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How long are you going to milk this for sympathy, busypea? It sounds like your son is taking this all in good spirits so maybe you could buck up too.

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She's looking for attention because, duh, of course if your kid is in a cast you don't worry about what your kid is wearing to your aunts internment. No one will care and if they do they would be an uptight asshole.

Anonymous said...

She's looking for attention because, duh, of course if your kid is in a cast you don't worry about what your kid is wearing to your aunts internment. No one will care and if they do they would be an uptight asshole.

&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&

Well, she bought him seventeen outfits from Mini Boden, to make sure that he was attired properly, and now he can't wear a one of them. A proper little boy has to have choices, sweater vest or suit, of course, knit sweatpants are so Walmart and that is just unacceptable. He goes to preschool in a suit and tie and would never dream of spilling his organic grass-fed fairy-dust yogurt on his fineries while he is preparing his original artwork for a reprinting of Moby Dick.

Anonymous said...

Also, she knows people are going to judge the kid in sweatpants because SHE judges the kid in sweatpants. Turnabout sucks.

Anonymous said...

62 - internment? really?

Anonymous said...

Busypea probably lives in a trailer park and drives an old Ford Fiesta. You can be anything and anyone on the internet.

Anonymous said...

BeastyPea reminds me of Shitmommy - bragadoucious bitches both of them.

Anonymous said...

54 Anonymous said... 54

Such an impressive human being you are.





June 2, 2013 at 4:02 PM

As are you, fellow blog bitch.


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You won't see me belittling someone who's going through a rough time and looking for encouragement.


Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3238438&pg=2

I wonder who DEX is talking about here?
"Thankfully, one poster seems to post less often. Hopefully, she has found a life now."


Anonymous said...

I would think she's talking about Lauren, but I may be prejudiced. LOL

Anonymous said...

The chairman of the House Judiciary Committee said Sunday his panel is investigating remarks Attorney General Eric Holder made under oath regarding the Justice Department accessing a Fox News reporter’s phone logs and emails.

"It’s fair to say we're investigating the conflict in his remarks, those remarks were made under oath,” Chairman Rep. Bob Goodlatte, R-Va., told “Fox News Sunday.”



Anonymous said...

^^ *THIS* is the reason the bucket is so quiet. ^^


Among SOOOOOO many other things happening in DC.

Anonymous said...

You won't see me belittling someone who's going through a rough time and looking for encouragement.


June 2, 2013 at 8:21 PM

And yet, you're here. You're no better than anyone else.

Anonymous said...

And yet, you're here. You're no better than anyone else.

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Yeah, she's here but she's selective of who she's bashing.

Anonymous said...

I think briandouglas on the pet trainer thread is my new hero. Fucking peas just can't stand for someone to come along and tell them they might not be right or have all the facts, or just plain have a different opinion.

Pjaye needs a punch in the fucking face.

Anonymous said...

I like Pjaye, she usually posts what I am thinking, so punch me in the face.

Anonymous said...

I would think she's talking about Lauren, but I may be prejudiced. LOL

She's still there, she's just called Enough, Desertpea and Some-Pea now. Lowrent will never have a life.

Anonymous said...

I would need eye bleach after seeing that fatass Jen in that dress.... followed by some intense therapy.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238590

Anonymous said...

"She's still there, she's just called Enough, Desertpea and Some-Pea now. Lowrent will never have a life."



I don't think any of them are her. They don't post anything like her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238606

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Threads like this make me realize that I would so much rather be a snack sneaking heathen than an uppity judgy tightwad. I'd love to follow the uppity women and really see how much "bad" they really do on a day to day basis.

What's next? Testing a grape from a bunch you intend to buy in the grocery store is theft?

Anonymous said...

I would never sneak drinks or candy into a movie theater. They don't make money on ticket sales, so concessions is their only means to make money.

Anonymous said...

So what about people that just don't buy snacks? Should they not go to movie theaters because they aren't supporting the theater with their lack of purchases?

Anonymous said...

What if the theater closes because they can't make a profit? How much further will you need to drive to see a movie?

I'll stay honest and not sneak in snacks or drinks.

Anonymous said...

We buy popcorn and soda at the theater but sneak in candy. Our theater will go out of business only half as slowly, thank God. Hell will freeze over and pigs will fly before I pay eight fucking dollars for a box of Reese's Pieces at the Carmike.

Anonymous said...

About a mile. But if movie theaters were banking on the amount of times I visit they would have closed years ago. I see about three movies in the theater a year.

banana lady said...

Movie theaters moved out of my price range a long time ago. We go maybe once or twice a year. We buy our popcorn and drinks there, we don't eat candy there. The popcorn is filling enough, I don't think anyone of us has ever ordered candy there. And we always get the large tub of popcorn with free refills and all share it. We get at least 2 refills usually. And I take lunch sacks with me and give one to each kid so we don't have to worry about who is holding the tub. We are cheap. Usually get 3 large drinks with free refills and 2 people share one. And we still end up spending like $80 for a movie.

Anonymous said...

I'll stay honest and not sneak in snacks or drinks
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Honest people don't post on smack blogs.
source: I'm dishonest and posting on a smack blog.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3237812

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Heartcat is creepy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3238438&pg=2

"Lauren used to fight to the death on gun threads, and now she's changed her name and still doing it."

Now we know pjaye is maddiesmum.


Anonymous said...

88 Anonymous said... 88
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3237812

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Heartcat is creepy.

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I don't know about creepy but she sure does have some fat arms.

Anonymous said...

81 Anonymous said... 81
I would never sneak drinks or candy into a movie theater. They don't make money on ticket sales, so concessions is their only means to make money.

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Meh, I'll buy the popcorn and soda there, my ds likes the nacho's but fucked if I'm paying 4x the money for candy that I can pick up at Target for a dollar. Theater's should charge 2 bucks a box. They'd sell more candy.

Anonymous said...

Honest people don't post on smack blogs.
source: I'm dishonest and posting on a smack blog.

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You are so full of bullshit.

Anonymous said...

"Now we know pjaye is maddiesmum."

Isn't pjaye from Australia? Maddiesmum aka lizandjuan is from Virginia.

Anonymous said...

Now we know pjaye is maddiesmum.
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And how did you come to this conclusion?

Anonymous said...

Meh, I'll buy the popcorn and soda there, my ds likes the nacho's but fucked if I'm paying 4x the money for candy that I can pick up at Target for a dollar. Theater's should charge 2 bucks a box. They'd sell more candy.


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It's $2.50 a box at our local theater.

Anonymous said...

95 Anonymous said... 95
Meh, I'll buy the popcorn and soda there, my ds likes the nacho's but fucked if I'm paying 4x the money for candy that I can pick up at Target for a dollar. Theater's should charge 2 bucks a box. They'd sell more candy.


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It's $2.50 a box at our local theater.

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Good for you around here they are 4 bucks a box at the theater here.

Anonymous said...

We give a choice, either popcorn or candy. Costs the same no matter what they select.

Anonymous said...

94 Anonymous said... 94

Now we know pjaye is maddiesmum.
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And how did you come to this conclusion?


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Just a guess really. I don't know. But it looks like it.


Anonymous said...

I think you are wrong, 98. Pjaye doesn't need to say how she really feels under another name. She has no problem saying it herself.

Anonymous said...

"If I go to a place that has a rule, I abide by it out of respect. That is how I raise my kids and that is just how DH and I are. If you want to do differently I don't care but I won't.

Now, if you can't stop eating for two hours and can't or refuse to pay the theater prices, well, you have problems I'm lucky not to have." Batya

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Hope she doesn't throw out her shoulder patting herself on the back for being such an upstanding righteous individual.

Anonymous said...

I really , really hope that briandouglas will stick around and take on Nightfoul a time or two.

I'd buy a seat to watch that show :)

Anonymous said...

I think nightowl and briandouglas would get along quite well and you'd be mighty disappointed.

Anonymous said...

Sabrina on the Job posting thread: "Beginning July 1st, the number of days I can work will be cut drastically. If you're an Obama voter, thanks."

Seriously?? I want to tell her: Don't worry, if you can't afford your mortgage, you can just walk away again.

Anonymous said...

Sabrina can kiss my Obama-lovin' ass.

Anonymous said...

From the sneaking in food to movies thread:

" The only thing I've ever put in my handbag is candy; I like to have nice premium chocolate after dinner so I will bring that with me because the Hershey's just don't cut it! "

Well la ti fucking da!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238660

How long until someone asks lauren if her son learned right from wrong in prison or when he deserted his baby mamma??????

Anonymous said...

Republicans slam Justice Department's defense of Holder's questionable testimony as 'inadequate,' as deadline looms for the attorney general to explain his May 15 testimony on surveillance.








buhbye

Anonymous said...

Oh dear God! ShannoninKC is back and babbling incoherently on the PetCo thread.


Anonymous said...

Hersheys is nasty. That's just a fact.

Anonymous said...

Not really a fact...have you looked at their sales? Obviously there are a lot of people that do not agree with you.

Bored? Spot the differences. lol said...

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238707

Mormons v. ex-Mormons. Always interesting.

Anonymous said...

Honest people don't post on smack blogs.
source: I'm dishonest and posting on a smack blog.
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I chuckled.

Anonymous said...

George Zimmerman trial starts next week...just when we finish with Jodi arias...here come the racists.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238723

Gee thanks for the close up shot of your dogs butt hole.

Anonymous said...

buhbye


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Hey, where there’s smoke, Darrell Issa set a fire.






......but only after quadrupling the insurance coverage on the building.

Anonymous said...

Hey, where there’s smoke, Darrell Issa set a fire.






......but only after quadrupling the insurance coverage on the building.

So typical for the Dumbocrats. Bring up crimes from 40 yrs ago where no charges were filed in order to deflect attention from what is happening today in the White House. Deflect. Deflect. Look over there...something shiny. It's no longer George W. Bush's fault...Darrell Issa is a criminal.

Pay no attention to the corruption happening before your very eyes.

Anonymous said...

Now we know pjaye is maddiesmum.
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You're a fucking retard.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238726

And here's dumb twat Lucy who is concerned about what some idiot in TX thinks in regards to Grover Norquist. How about let's talk about the IRS scandal, Eric Holder abuse of power against those that disagree with this administration, and of course the Benghazi cover up of Obama's incompetance.

Anonymous said...

Eric Holder, was he that drug addict cop in The Killing?
That's a great show.

Anonymous said...

"Now we know pjaye is maddiesmum."

Let me explain this very slowly----pjaye is from A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A. Maddiesmum is the former, and much beloved, lizandjuan as well as beautifulmorning and she is from V-I-R-G-I-N-I-A.

Anonymous said...

Lucy is an idiot. I skip over her posts because I don't want my IQ to be lowered.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238763

What a weirdo.

Anonymous said...

I would never tell a mesasge board about my dreams. I'll tell someone more helpful, like a therapist.

Anonymous said...

121 Anonymous said... 121

Eric Holder, was he that drug addict cop in The Killing?
That's a great show.
June 4, 2013 at 5:44 AM

More like "Fast and Furious". [sarcasm]

Thanks for the laugh though.

Anonymous said...

LOL 122, I think the "I-A" was where they became confused.

Anonymous said...

Was Lauren's son really in prison, or is that really just a blog rumor?

Anonymous said...

128 Anonymous said... 128
Was Lauren's son really in prison, or is that really just a blog rumor?
June 4, 2013 at 8:28 AM

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Yes and it's all because she would sneak candy into movies when he was a boy, unfortunately he just never learned right from wrong because of it.

Anonymous said...

Let me explain this very slowly----pjaye is from A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A. Maddiesmum is the former, and much beloved, lizandjuan as well as beautifulmorning and she is from V-I-R-G-I-N-I-A.

can you spell S-T-A-L-K-E-R?

Anonymous said...

Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said:

"Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said:

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty."
And he said:

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover.

Anonymous said...

9:39 that is a CLASSIC for the blog bitches.

simply classic.


carry on.....

Anonymous said...

"can you spell S-T-A-L-K-E-R?"

Can't help myself. At least not while the obsessive knitter of butt ugly socks continues to get banned, then thinks up OBVIOUS alter ego names and posts wacko threads which stupidly include the same fricking personal information her last half dozen alter egos posted. I think she's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Lauren's boy doesn't seem to bright. He was bragging on his MySpace page about using heroin. A pea detective found it and posted it. That's probably why he was arrested, drug use.

Anonymous said...

Is chicken breast Jodster the lamest pea ever!

Anonymous said...

Can't help myself. At least not while the obsessive knitter of butt ugly socks continues to get banned, then thinks up OBVIOUS alter ego names and posts wacko threads which stupidly include the same fricking personal information her last half dozen alter egos posted. I think she's hilarious.

I guess she's not as good at being fake as you are, Lauren. Don't you have lawyering and spending time with your "man" to do?

Anonymous said...

Lauren's boy doesn't seem to bright.

I know someone else who doesn't seem TOO bright.

Anonymous said...

"I guess she's not as good at being fake"

Hmmmm...let's see...an unemployed hypochondriac, proclaimed SAHM mom whose kids are actually grown and long gone, sitting on her back porch knitting bizarre socks nobody wants and dreaming up new and exiting personalities to morph into every time she is banned. Nope, she's not fake at all, rrright....

Anonymous said...

"Hmmmm...let's see...an unemployed hypochondriac, proclaimed SAHM mom whose kids are actually grown and long gone, sitting on her back porch knitting bizarre socks nobody wants and dreaming up new and exiting personalities to morph into every time she is banned."


Forgive me, I don't keep up with it all, but who is that?


Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure they mean lizandjuan, #139. And whoever said she was "much beloved".....really? Because I'm pretty sure she isn't. Of course, she was probably the one who just posted that.

Anonymous said...

138 sounds over-invested. Who would really care who are behind any troll persona? Sounds like a bigger waste of time than making a troll or an ugly pair of socks.

Anonymous said...

"much beloved"

Pretty sure he/she was being sarcastic.

Anonymous said...

"138 sounds over-invested."

The Smack is the ultimate playground for the over-invested.

Over-invested pretty much describes EVERYONE who accesses, reads and contributes to the site, including you babycakes. Don't get too sanctimonious.

Anonymous said...

^^ and mad. ^^

Don't be mad bro.

Anonymous said...

137 Anonymous said... 137
Lauren's boy doesn't seem to bright.

I know someone else who doesn't seem TOO bright.

==================================

If the only thing you can add to a conversation is spelling or grammar corrections maybe you should STFU.

Anonymous said...

"Hmmmm...let's see...an unemployed hypochondriac, proclaimed SAHM mom whose kids are actually grown and long gone, sitting on her back porch knitting bizarre socks nobody wants and dreaming up new and exiting personalities to morph into every time she is banned."

Sounds like L'Urine is quite jealous of LizandJuan. Nobody gets that invested in someone else's life unless they are.

Liz R (aka lizandjuan) said...

I've finally figured out how Lauren is stalking me. She's made an account on the knitting site Ravelry and added me as a friend so she can keep track of my "ugly socks" and my other things I've posted there. How fucking pathetic is that?

Anonymous said...

"If the only thing you can add to a conversation is spelling or grammar corrections maybe you should STFU."




Amen.

Anonymous said...

hi yvonne

Anonymous said...

Lauren posts here. She'd be lying if she said she didn't.

Liz R (aka lizandjuan) said...

Oh and if you're on ravelry, she's LuvMySonata. From what I saw all she does is argue with people. Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Anonymous said...

Don't discount Monique being a huge troublemaker/troll as in the past.

Anonymous said...

"Sounds like L'Urine is quite jealous of LizandJuan. Nobody gets that invested in someone else's life unless they are."

Let's analyze this: Lauren, undergraduate and law degrees, an attorney with an active practice. Liz, a SAHM with no kids actually at home, no job and and a myriad of psychosomatic ailments. Jealous? Doubtful.

Anonymous said...

Okay, Lauren, we get it already. @@

Anonymous said...

I'm no fan of Lauren OR Enough..but I really don't think Enough is an alter of Lauren's.

Give it up, you're starting looking stupidier then the both of them.

Anonymous said...

Spot on, 155.


Anonymous said...

Not surprised at all, Liz.

You're no peach, but L'Urine brings a whole new meaning to the term "psycho."

Anonymous said...

I think Enough is MrsT

Anonymous said...

158 Anonymous said... 158

I think Enough is MrsT


*************

LOL it's getting stupid now.


Anonymous said...

Oh I'd say Liz is pretty psycho too and stalks Lauren. Pot meet kettle and all that. Yeah yeah you think I'm Lauren, but I'm not.

Anonymous said...

coronavirus could wipe out the world

scary stuff

Anonymous said...

CooooooooooooooooOOoooooooooookies!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238876

What's the matter kiki? Not enough responses on your update thread the other day.

We get it, you lost weight a feel better. Your health improved some. Duh!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138856


Where is this going? It looks like somebody pretending to be a 13 year old, but why?


Anonymous said...

moan-eek was the lauren stalker.

Anonymous said...

Lauren's boy doesn't seem to bright.

I know someone else who doesn't seem TOO bright.

==================================

If the only thing you can add to a conversation is spelling or grammar corrections maybe you should STFU.

Or perhaps before calling into question the intelligence of a stranger on the internet you make sure you don't look like a stupid twat yourself.

Oh yeah...go fuck yourself while you're at it.

Anonymous said...

I just bought a few items of my first 31 hoping maybe having something cute would help me get going on better organization.

******************

Talk about missing the point. Luvnlifelady is a dingbat.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238882

Anonymous said...

Lucy still posting anti-Republican posts. I'd like to see her address the current issues facing her love, Obummer.

She won't. If someone else brings it up, she will be absent on that thread.

Yet she's got such a hard-on for the crimes and faults of anything Republican.

She's as fucking crazy and cunty as Krustina.

Anonymous said...

166 = mad

Anonymous said...

Yeah 168 then she said "oh it's a year old".

It's old news like her, she's an idiot.

The article said there'd be a war zone. Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

117 Anonymous said... 117

buhbye


______________________________________

Hey, where there’s smoke, Darrell Issa set a fire.






......but only after quadrupling the insurance coverage on the building.
June 3, 2013 at 10:59 PM

The difference is Holder can be removed. Easily.

Issa can NOT be removed from office. He has to be voted out.


(Just a clue; I'm not taking up for Issa. Just stating a fact.)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238883

Angelkric's husband must be working at Home Depot now.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, this place just reeks of Lauren today.

Anonymous said...

Those that take up for Lauren really should seek therapy.

Anonymous said...

Those that devote their life to bashing her really should seek therapy.


Anonymous said...

I think the most mentally unstable people on twopeas have found and learned to hate each other. It would be entertaining to watch if it wasn't so sad.

Anonymous said...

Democrat Melowese Richardson candidly admitted to Cincinnati’s Channel 9 in February that she voted twice in the 2012 election. “I’ll fight it for Mr. Obama and Mr. Obama’s right to sit as president of the United States,” she proclaimed in the interview.

This past week Melowese Richardson was convicted of felony voter fraud.
Melowese also admitted to voting three times for a relative who has been in a coma for the last 11 years.

Anonymous said...

That Lauren, Jodster, Vonnie, Sliver love fest is making me gag! blech! Gah! So many stupid bitches over there! And they wonder why no one comes around anymore.

Anonymous said...

"My DD learned to cook, sew, and all of my kids got to follow their interests." Scrapn Nana

Wow way to to sell me on homeschooling.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238932

ps I took home ec in jr high and learned those skills also.

Anonymous said...

My kids did dance, sports, drama, martial arts etc and were in public school.

Anonymous said...

179 Anonymous said... 179
"My DD learned to cook, sew, and all of my kids got to follow their interests." Scrapn Nana

Wow way to to sell me on homeschooling.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238932

ps I took home ec in jr high and learned those skills also.

===========================================

I guess if you're trying to lead your daughter into being a sister wife then homeschooling is the way to go.

Anonymous said...

Those that devote their life to bashing her really should seek therapy



\\\\\
You need therapy then, since you are here bashing others.

Anonymous said...

I don't devote my life to it like they do about Lauren.

banana lady said...

My kids' field trips consist of traveling to the places we are learning about whenever possible. And their science classes aren't being taught by the basketball coach. They also aren't limited to the least common denominator dragging them down. Their education isn't dependent on what the slowest person in their age group can handle. And they don't have to play the Russian Roulette every year of possibly getting the bad teacher, say the Mrs. Tyler types.

Not everyone should homeschool, but there are plenty of reasons that make it a good choice for some families.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3238982

"Possible"(?WTF?) suicide attempt? Umm, she slit her wrists. It *WAS* an attempt, not a possible attempt.

Of course they've asked for privacy so it's just normal to post all over the internet about it (yes, I did too - here).

Anonymous said...

http://thecreativejunkie.com/

Remember this? She finally posted most of what happened after 2 years. Sex, prostitutes,"unspeakable acts of violence"

I haven't been on twopeas in a while, I don't know if she's still there or has posted about it there...

Anonymous said...

And Lauren starts another thread about herself. Narcissistic much?

Anonymous said...

Yes, it IS all about Lauren. Didn't you know? @@

I liked it better when she was laying low.

Anonymous said...

I liked it better when she was banned.

Anonymous said...

186...was her pea name the same~~Creative junkie???

Anonymous said...

I don't believe a word of The Creative Junkie's "novel". She's such a drama queen.

Anonymous said...

Wait, when did AngelKriC move? I remember they moved into that old house "downtown" and she thought she was hot shit. Now it looks like they live in a different house. When did that happen?

Anonymous said...

AngelKriC is a pathetic woman. She must be desperate for a man in her life. She meets her criminal husband online who has been GAY all his life and only had male partners until she came along. Then they married and he embezzeles money from 2 different businesses. WTH? I agree that if he did it twice, he probably has done it many other times as well and you just know he's getting some dick on the side. He's been gay his whole life until he married her. What a weird messed up situation.

Anonymous said...

193 I always thought maybe Krissy and her gay husband married to start a family and they had an arrangement, however, she disputes that and says they are in love and have a real loving marriage and he was/is bisexual so it's all fine and dandy with her because he's with her now.

Anonymous said...

http://thecreativejunkie.com/

Remember this? She finally posted most of what happened after 2 years. Sex, prostitutes,"unspeakable acts of violence"

I haven't been on twopeas in a while, I don't know if she's still there or has posted about it there...
__________

Wow! What a story. I think she was andypac on twopeas.

Anonymous said...

AngelKric posted on the message board that her husband is bi-sexual?

Anonymous said...

I don't believe a word of The Creative Junkie's "novel". She's such a drama queen.
-----------------------
Google Nate Chamberlain , her dh. It's there, with his photo. Can't link it.

"16. Nathan W. Chamberlain
The subject listed below is a Level One sex offender as described in the New York State Sex Offender Act (SORA)...Crime of Conviction – Sexual Abuse 2nd: Sexual Contact With Person Less Than 14 Years Old"

Anonymous said...

I bet the peas heads would explode if I told them we sometimes sneak in Taco Bell.

Anonymous said...

196, yes several years ago. I think when Krissy first got married she posted that he was bisexual his whole life yet had only been with male partners until she met him online and they got together. Pretty stupid if you ask me. Love me some gays, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to be married to a man who was gay and had only been with men his entire life. Doesn't make for a very secure and loving marriage if you ask me but oh well. Then add in that he is a freaking criminal. What a catch!

Anonymous said...

"contact with a person under 14 years of age"? Creative Junkie doesn't mention anything like this in her epic blog post. Just the hooker thing and some act of violence. Maybe that's what she's talking about. What a mess. I feel bad for her. No one deserves that. Her poor kids.

Anonymous said...

"16. Nathan W. Chamberlain
The subject listed below is a Level One sex offender as described in the New York State Sex Offender Act (SORA)...Crime of Conviction – Sexual Abuse 2nd: Sexual Contact With Person Less Than 14 Years Old"

++++

So what's the backstory here? Did he commit the crime as a 30 year old or as a 17 year old?

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