#6-Princess Lasertron has been on the cover of bridal mags, trade mags and mags of her city. But she is a legit artist not some fake orange oompa loompa that thinks she is a model. Big difference there.
#5 I was a well known pea. Joe was coming to my city and invited me out to dinner. Seemed fine, but I wasn't comfortable going alone so I brought my DH. Long story short he started sending me tons of inappropriate peamails. They were flirty and some overtly sexual. I never replied. He was practically stalking me at the pod. If I posted on a thread he was right behind me. I put him on ignore, but the peamails continued. Finally my DH got involved. I changed my peaname and email address and never heard from him again. We have since moved and I finally feel safe again. He is a weirdo.
Maybe Harper as in Harper Lee? You know the Pulitzer Prize winning novelist of To Kill a Mockingbird which is universally regarded as one of the best novels of all time? Maybe she is named after *that* Harper.
Put down the glamor mags and pick up a book once in a great while.
You sure about that #13? Perhaps you are one of Joe's pathetic losers who threw herself at him on a daily basis. Are you jealous that he had the hots for someone else.
Why is Harper any stupider than any other name? At least people can pronounce it and spell it and (if you're not illiterate) can understand she was probably named after a famous novelist.
I'm sorry you don't believe me #13. If you go back through Joe's posts from 3 years ago you will see that he was following me around.
I'm not here to convince anyone. I was asked to tell the story and I did. If you don't believe me, I couldn't care less. I stand by comment that Joe is a weirdo.
Maybe Harper as in Harper Lee? You know the Pulitzer Prize winning novelist of To Kill a Mockingbird which is universally regarded as one of the best novels of all time? Maybe she is named after *that* Harper. ----- This is what I think of when I hear the name Harper.
So the feeling is that us blog bitches are hateful and vile, real sour pusses who hate life and have no friends family or fun. Sorry but that's how I see a lot of the peas.
Harper's Bazaar? Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? Clearly you don't know anything about the history of the magazine that goes all the way back to 1867.
Go and educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harper's_Bazaar
ITA #26. I look at the threads daily and just shake my head.
I don't feel the need to constantly beg for attention like Kikinichole, or MsMariah. I don't feel the need to lambaste anyone who doesn't agree with me like Mrs. Tyler. I don't feel the need to be a giant twat because I have a shit life like Lauren.
This blog is definitely a place to talk about teh stoopid. I have no problem with peas who live a seemingly happy life and are actually thoughtful, nice people. There are few, but they are there.
KeriWest loves The Blog. Why else would she read is obsessively? It's probably a-ok with her when other Peas get roasted, but when it's her turn, she gets mad. Remember, she thinks she's better than everyone else.
I don't think this is a hateful place more like a I can't believe how stupid some of the peas are. And whats the deal with Mrs. Smarty Pants? I've been around a few years but just noticed her. For some reason she annoys me. She's right up there with both kikis, Mrs. T, Lauren, maddie and both tracy's.
Although I don't see dalaney piling on at the end, she does seem to think life should be full of happiness and unicorns and sprinkles and fucking sunshine. She's always handslapping people like Yubon and Lauren for being mean. I remember a couple years ago, she totally was a big bitch to a fellow pea. So, was she miserable back then? And now she's all goody goody and life is great? Are her tits perky too? People that are too happy annoy the fuck out of me. Barf.
#32-MSP was around the board a few years ago. She came in with all guns blazing. She thought she was cool, she thought she was edgy and smart and worldy wise unlike all the stupid SAHM peas at the pod.
She swore and said stupid shit and got the hangers on that are basically wimps and get so impressed with anyone....you know, the lemming peas.
Like a bunch of the peas, MSP became a "lifestyle" photog except she took pictures of the ghetto lifestyle...hookers, strippers, pimps and hoes. I guess she got too cool for the Peas and bailed. Something tells me the photog business tanked and she needs some hangers on but no one really remembers her anymore. peas have short attention spans.
Harper's Bazaar? Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? Clearly you don't know anything about the history of the magazine that goes all the way back to 1867. ---------------
Think you're missing the point. The point is Harper is popularly known as the name of a thing - a magazine. It's like naming your child Safeway.
Sure some "things" have become popular names, but Harper is not.
It's pretty point blank. Yubon is a bitch. She probably has cobwebs in her vjay jay. She needs sunshine, sex, and sugar. Oh and wasn't Miss smarty pants the one that had the picture with her boobs all squished together and up to her chin? I could never take her seriously and thought she looked like a slut.
Think you're missing the point. The point is Harper is popularly known as the name of a thing - a magazine. It's like naming your child Safeway. ************************************************* Safeway is okay but I named my DD Foodlion.
Actually #35, I think delayney is happy because she doesn't live in fucking hickville anymore and she's not flat ass broke like she was before. Her gay husband makes a ton of money now and you can tell she has no fucking clue what it's like to have money. She bragged about moving into her townhome. She even posted a youtube video about the place. Yes, here's my address, I'm putting it out there because I am that stoopid. It's funny what happens when stoopid people come into money. I think she's harmless though.
I used to think Mary Mary was a nice and normal woman but her obsession to have one more baby is a little odd. How about be happy with the ones you have and take care of your health so you will be around to see them grow up.
I'm far from miserable. Some of us just don't have the balls to be a Yubon so we come here. March 24, 2011 12:24 PM ====================
The peas always say to "say it under your own name" but I am sorry how many people go by silver dolphin in real life?
There are plenty of anonymous peas. I am one of them. I learned from having Joe "stalk" me. I don't share anything personal at all and because of that I really don't post often. I am usually asked about on the "what ever happened to..." threads, but I will never give up my true identity.
Her gay husband makes a ton of money now and you can tell she has no fucking clue what it's like to have money.
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Great. Now delayney can sit on her sorry ass till her kids go to college and be a lazy SAHM. Aren't both her kids in school? What the fuck does she do all day? I'll bet a million dollars her gay husband will leave her the day her last kid graduates from college. She's be the poster child for everything Yubon pisses about on twopeas. Her gay husband is hot though. I'd turn him.
Maybe I am a heartless and cruel blog bitch because the story clee tell about a church friend passing away made me roll my eyes.
Her and DH are so cool they go to a new church with bright pink hair (her) shorts and tats (him) in the winter and are surprised that the church people accepted them? How about dress for the situation. Or at least don't go in trying to shock the church people and then be surprised when people are nice to you.
No stephrebel, your house is not the coolest in the county. You are a nasty looking groupie whore who sells fuck toys for a living and I bet your kids are freaking animals. You are the poster child for white trash. Having a water cooler in your house does not mean you have arrived.
Anonymous said... 13 I don't believe 11. Joe has only met Rhonda, Sam and Brittany. He comes off as relatively normal and I don't see him emailing someone continuously.
There is something I have wanted to tell you for some time. You are a pretty lady, but you try too hard. Some people get make-overs, but you could really benefit from a make-under.
Lose the fake tan, fake nails, over done make-up and hair. Those things are weighing you down and making you look much older.
lol 41 I named DS Foodlion too but its spelled phudlyeon and pronouned Fred. ******************************************** Best fucking post EVER! Thanks for the laugh 45.
I thought Delayney's husband managed a grocery store? She is well off now? So the Phudlyeon really pays well eh?
The big D did have a scrapbook business and she made cards and stuff. Her stuff was cute, I give her props for that.
I agree with #60. If you did less in the makeup dept., you would be stunning. But in Texas, it would ban you from the state. Every woman that has a vagina in that state has to over do it with the fake everything. They're worse than jersey girls, imo.
#60-Nice try but they have NO CLUE in Texas. You can never wear too much makeup or have too many pieces of jewelry on when you live in the Dustbowl. Big city minimalism is dead and stinkin' in TexAsssss
yeah i bought stuff from delayney - really cute stuff. but then i guess some crap was going on in her life and she flaked on a bunch of orders and the Peas crucified her. i think it happened on the FSOT board but ended up on the nsbr too. i think she made good on all of it, but the peas were still livid. after that i don't know if she still has her etsy shop anymore
I have peamailed back and forth with dalayney and her husband works at a grocery warehouse and is a big wig there. He doesn't manage a store. He's in charge of all the trucks that deliver to the stores. Or something like that. She moved to Kenosha where I used to live. She asked me all sorts of questions right before the move. Seems nice enough. But you can tell she's a hick. She talks about how Chicago terrifies her. I think she would shit her pants if she had to wander through New York. Some people just aren't made for anything but dirt roads and trailers.
Has anyone heard any news about Sami? Last I heard she was pretty down in the dumps and feeling as though her mental illness was "acting up" if that is what you'd call it. She has been so quiet and I am hoping she is alright. She may be a crazy nutter, but she is such a nice person who is so honest about her illness, you can't help but root for her. Anyone know anything? Sami if you are reading here could you please check in?
oh please, steph's thread is just her joking around about how her boys think the water cooler is awesome even though it's just a water cooler. you can say a lot about steph but that thread was normal. if it was any other vanilla sahm pea no one would be saying a word
69, (SAmi) - remember it's healthier for you to stay off of the blog. not being snarky, just seriously - take a long break from 2Peas and the blog. It's not worth it for your mental health.
Dalyney was crucified on the peas trade board. It took her 3+ weeks to mail stuff. I was one of the peas that had to wait. I didn't mind though. I think she did fullfill everything on there. FLCindy was on her ass all the time. Her etsy shop was cute but she had a big announcement on it that she was just going to work off her custom client list. So I think she's staying busy with that. She posts things she makes for her clients on another message board once in a while. I think it's splitcoast stampers.
As far as Joe, I think he is skeezy. He peamailed me a couple times. No thank you.
but then i guess some crap was going on in her life and she flaked on a bunch of orders and the Peas crucified her. *******************************************
Did she catch her gay hot husband in bed with a girl or a boy? LOL.
I used to think Mary Mary was a nice and normal woman but her obsession to have one more baby is a little odd. How about be happy with the ones you have and take care of your health so you will be around to see them grow up. -------------------
Exactly! When she announced baby #4 I was like holy shit! Then baby #5 I thought are you crazy? She's pulling her hair out at home. Vacations on company dime. Why does she want so many kids?
The other vanilla SAHMs don't pimp their lovers package crap all the time that's why steph gets some flak. Remember you can use anal lube as makeup!!!!!! concealer or some shit.
I get sick to death of peas pimping out their stuff. That's why I loved it when the pea got called out for pimping her $50 cookie boxes. That was such bullshit. What was the peas name again? Squill like a pig? Squillen? I don't remember. But $50 x 50 boxes. That's $2,500 she made off of peas. And isn't there another one that pimped her purses? Fuck, you want cookies, dildos, or purses, the peas will pounce on you.
yeah yeah her kids are cute, they can support them but really doesn't she have like MS or some other serious disease? Take care of yourself and the kids you have. God's not going to love you any less for having 4 kids instead of 5.
Or HayHay. She was always pimping her blog and etsy shop. Look at my hairbows. Look at my cards. Buy my crap. Blah Blah Blah. There are some very talented peas that have etsy shops and they never pimp out their stuff. Their work speaks for itself. That's one thing I can say about duh-lame-ey. She might be stoopid and a hick, but she never pimped out her etsy shop. Neither did Rhonda, Becky or that one that does the really gorgeous jewelery. Can't think of her name.
Anonymous said... 74 I used to think Mary Mary was a nice and normal woman but her obsession to have one more baby is a little odd. How about be happy with the ones you have and take care of your health so you will be around to see them grow up. -------------------
Exactly! When she announced baby #4 I was like holy shit! Then baby #5 I thought are you crazy? She's pulling her hair out at home. Vacations on company dime. Why does she want so many kids? -------- Mormon
I just went to that wedding voting page for the first time. I went through every picture without looking at names. My vote didn't go to Keri's daughter or Shana. I thought prettiest was the one named Destin. (isn't that some sort of baby cream btw?)
Anyway, Keri's daughter might be very pretty in real life...something about the color on that picture I didn't like. Shana was also pretty, but I didn't really see a model quality there.
I have to wonder why people, especially women take the Mormon religion seriously. Some guy finds magical gold tablets in his back yard 200 years ago that say you have to have spirit babies and your DH can have more them 1 wife. Caffeine is from the devil and all your sons must be boy scouts. Yeeeahhh sign me up for that.
81 I loled at them too, I was born in 66 no depression or hypersensitive issues here. Bunch of women trying to blame shit on the decade they were born? OMG that was the lamest thing I've ever read.
Wow.First of all, spell her name right. It's dalayney. She is one of the nicest peas on the board and you still find ways to tear down her character. She always admitted she was a small town girl. I don't find her a bragger at all. Where has she ever bragged about anything? I remember seeing the youtube video someone else made about her townhome complex. It was a nice place, but not what I would consider oppulent. And so what if she calls people like Yubon and Lauren out for their cattiness. Those two have some real emotional issues. They're downright mean. And then Keri? The only reason any of you ever tear her down is because you're jealous. She is nothing but southern hospitality. She is a genuine as they come. Finally, Mary Mary. She is harmless. You must be having a dry spell if you're calling out these women. I think they're the good guys on two peas. There's enough crazy on that board for your fodder. Oh wait. The crazies are probably the ones feeding this troll board.
71- FFS I am not Sami. I've just grown to root for her because I like her honesty about her illness. She's also somewhat local to me, so I think about her when I drive by the "Next 2 exits Cape Cod" signs. I've eve considered inviting her to have lunch with me when I am in Hyannis. She seems nice, and does seen to be taking a long break. But an update would be nice. I am concerned. Anyone have her on their facebook?
Kerri, take the comments regarding your appearance to heart. And then print these comments out and show them to your daughter. I think she's already fake n' baked herself into looking a good 5 - 8 years older than she is; imagine what she'll look like 10 years from NOW. (Or just have her look at the lady in the royal blue dress at her wedding.)
Unless the bedazzled piece of beef jerky look is what you're going for.
"And then Keri? The only reason any of you ever tear her down is because you're jealous. She is nothing but southern hospitality. She is a genuine as they come." Bullshit. She wants fake'n bake to win, dammit!!! You can't leave it to chance or her actual looks either!!! Must try to fix this contest!!! (No matter that it wouldn't even be a legit win anyway, everything else about her is fake too.)
Jebbus f'ing Christ-DO NOT CALL OUT SAMI!!! Her drama is old news and she needs to keep it off any and all message boards,period end of story.
If you aren't actually Sami, find another way to get in touch with her. She has a Facebook page, send her a message. She has a blog, send her a message.
Her crazy ass shyte does not need to be brought here. There are Peas that like and keep in touch with Sami. Post a thread on the pod and I am sure someone will peamail you back.
I think MaryMary is an attention whore. She can't get a job cause she is a Mormon. She gets bored so she spits our more kids and gets more attention. Poor thing is being kept down by the Mormon Man.
Mary Mary has said before that she doesn't care if every story about Mormonism is true. She says she is happy with her church and her church family and living like a Mormon gives her direction and purpose and she finds it fulfilling. She's not digging around to verify every single thing is true and she doesn't waste any time defending every little mormon thing to death on the board like Jrenae or Yungmom. She doesn't give a shit.
That makes her more normal than any Mormon I've ever encountered.
Agreed. She needs distance from the Pod and this blog for her mental health. If you are really concerned and not trying to stir up shit, contact her privately don't bring her up here. She gets blamed for every post made about her here. She's said time and time again how upsetting it it for her. So if you are a friend, don't mention her here or on the Pod. Just google her and you will find her contact info. But please let her off this blog. She has a google aleart set up for her same, and gets linked back her when she is brought up.
I wish her well too, but this place is toxic and unhealthy for her. She is a nice lady, but seriously mentally ill and needs to be left alone.
OMG seriously sami has a google alert set up but gets upset when it brings her here? What? Was she born in the 60s too? How the fuck do some people manage to function. If this places upsets her why even bother with it? Maybe she should unplug the internet.
I think she believes basically in most everything. Lots of Catholics are faithful and go to mass but they don't literally believe in every single story about every single saint or believe that every word in the bible is literal truth. There is nothing wrong with being culturally Catholic or Mormon or Jewish. Why should anyone give a fuck about the veracity of her belief? She's pretty much a nice person with a bunch of kids. Whoopty-doo.
I'd rather talk to MaryMary than read that crazy Mormon lady who takes pictures of her dog's shit.
People in business often set up Google alerts. I have one. If someone is talking about you, you want to know it. Last year some fucktard in another country used my business name in his invisible text footer to drive my business to his business.
I am sure Sami is doing the same thing for her photography business. Hopefully she has set filters to exclude this place. If not, and if this thread brought you here Sami, set an exclusion. You don't need to read what people say here. None of it is going to help you get better and that should be your only goal right now. Good luck.
Oh Jesus that crazy Nie Nie and the photo of her dog with a red rocket eating his own shit was an example of hitting your all time blog posting low.
That was disgusting. I am 3 months along, and I totally tossed my cookies. I don't care how burned that chick got, it's not an excuse for being totally tasteless. Just how low could someone go?
I shudder just thinking about it. My dog gives himself blow jobs but I am sure as hell now going to post photos of that!
#6-Princess Lasertron has been on the cover of bridal mags, trade mags and mags of her city. But she is a legit artist not some fake orange oompa loompa that thinks she is a model. Big difference there.
Thank you #7 that makes sense. I forgot about her flower business or whatever it is.
Hey, if you "blog bitches" like drama like the DD debacle, etc., you should check out the whole Kandee Johnson fiasco. She's what they call a beauty guru on You Tube. The blog equivalent for her would be Guru Gossip. The whole thing reminded me so much of the peas, I couldn't believe it. It's almost like she had help from the peas to make up her whole scam. She cried that she was a single mom with no $, so people donated and it turns out she makes tons of $ and has all kinds of fancy toys, etc. Plus, she's not single and has fiance. It was almost like deja vu from 2Peas, lol. Alright back to 2peas business, so to "de-rail" this comment section.
Not every woman in Texas looks like Keri and her daughter and the daughter is what most would call typical Sorority wannabe without the legacy or money to back it up.
Plus they are like any other burb family out there, 1 or 2 generations from working class, living on credit and trying to look like the Dallas Divas shopping last year's fashions at Needless Markup Too Outlet.
Anyway they are pretty "plain" for my part of Texas and no amount of big bleached hair, spray on fake bake tan, super bleached teeth, fake nails, colored contacts or plastic is gonna hide the fact you are straight outta the cookie cutter burbs.
My Walmart has cheap-azz tote bags just like the ones Msmariah and other peas are foaming at the mouth over. Honestly? They are fug, and meant for the beach.
So #112, you're saying Keri doesn't have $$? How can she live in that gorgeous house? I remember when she posted pictures of it being built. It was nicer than anything I've seen on MTV cribs. So, unless your Bill Gates rich #112? I highly doubt your anything but jealous.
120 - I have a feeling I would be too, although I've only seen part of her kitchen that was still under construction. I just love the old New England style houses, especially where she lives, those towns are absolutely gorgeous. If I could afford it, I'd live there in a heartbeat.
Keri's place on the other hand, totally not my style, but, hey, whatever floats your boat. I'm just not a fan of the gaudy look.
So there, maybe I am a jealous pea, but not of Keri's place, that's for sure.
Keri can afford her house because she lives in TEXAS. You couldn't touch a house like that in New England for under a couple million but housing prices in Texas can't compare.
Kerri could probably touch a house in New England for a couple million, but you probably couldn't. It really doesn't matter where the house is. But that's okay, we all know you don't want a big ass gaudy like that anyway.
Dalaney is a nice person. A bit naive and very small-town but nice.
And Mary Mary may try too hard, but she's a nice woman as well. She seems to enjoy her live, loves her kids and if she can afford to have 5 kids, what's the problem?
KeriWest? Yeah, she's an arrogant show-off, Wasn't she a poor single mother who married a rich husband? That's why she's overboard like she is. From one extreme to the other. But as a person, I think she's ok.
Mary Mary has said before that she doesn't care if every story about Mormonism is true. She says she is happy with her church and her church family and living like a Mormon gives her direction and purpose and she finds it fulfilling. She's not digging around to verify every single thing is true and she doesn't waste any time defending every little mormon thing to death on the board like Jrenae or Yungmom. She doesn't give a shit.
That makes her more normal than any Mormon I've ever encountered. ---------- Sorry, but if living like a Mormon is fulfilling, there IS something wrong with you. Frankly, just apply that to all religious bullshit.
Kerri could probably touch a house in New England for a couple million, but you probably couldn't. It really doesn't matter where the house is. But that's okay, we all know you don't want a big ass gaudy like that anyway.
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It doesn't matter where the house is? Are you delusional?
I live on the east coast, my mom lives on the west coast. I'm looking at condos in the city and she owns a single family home. Her house is almost 100k less than any condo I have seen listed that doesn't look like it's infested with AIDS.
Location is everything. And believe me, nobody wants to live in Texas.
i have seen Keri's husband. Feel sorry for her. she is giving that guy blowjobs in return for all those trinkets...ick!! i would rather be homeless living in a cardboard box than touch that weiner!
Anonymous said... 125 Dalaney is a nice person. A bit naive and very small-town but nice.
And Mary Mary may try too hard, but she's a nice woman as well. She seems to enjoy her live, loves her kids and if she can afford to have 5 kids, what's the problem?
KeriWest? Yeah, she's an arrogant show-off, Wasn't she a poor single mother who married a rich husband? That's why she's overboard like she is. From one extreme to the other. But as a person, I think she's ok.
And Mary Mary may try too hard, but she's a nice woman as well. She seems to enjoy her live, loves her kids and if she can afford to have 5 kids, what's the problem? -------------- The problem is that no one on the planet should be having 5 kids, even if they can afford them. There are enough fucking people on this planet.
2peasfaithful: "I have voted for Marissa at least a dozen times and will vote again because she is from Texas and we all know the prettiest girls are from Texas."
#133 so why don't you tell Mary Mary that? --------------------------------- I would except I don't feel like creating a troll ID, and it would be pretty easy to figure out who I am IRL from my regular ID.
Besides, she clearly has bought into the whole Mormon bullshit, so it's a little late for that.
MaryMary has 5 kids? I thought she had 4. Sheesh, I can't keep up with how many puppies she's pushing out. --------------- I believe she is close to birthing #5.
I honestly think Keri cares way more about this contest than Marissa does. Marissa is a newlywed and is probably busy banging her husband (like she should be). Mama Glitterbags has nothing better to do than campaign full time.
Maybe KW is over here asking us to vote for Shana so she can go back to the pod and bleat about the unfairness of it all. She says her life is all positive and she avoids negativity, yet she still spends time here reading about herself. Well read this, people think you are a show off braggart and all the pimping of your orange daughter will probably ensure she loses.
Oh. My. God!! You guys are seriously making me LOL with the nicknames for Keri & her daughter. Keri claims not to care what is said about her, but really... how could you ignore things like glitter'd beef jerky and oompa loompa?
Mama Glitterbags is busy too. She has to have her nails done, beg for votes for her daughter, go tanning, beg for votes for her daughter, blow her big, fat husband, beg for votes for her daughter, admire her tummy tuck & boob job, beg for votes for her daughter, watch her mexican cleaning crew vacuum her velvet curtains, beg for votes for her daughter. She is very busy. You guys are just jealous!!!!
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KeriWest's sense of entitlement is mind blowing. Is this a Texas thing?
Why didn't she just pay for her to be on the cover? Would have saved a lot of time.
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115 are you the one who went to the restaurant to meet Joe with your DH?
March 24, 2011 9:43 AM
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I am.
Please tell the story again, I love bit of Joe humiliation!
What covers has Princess Lasertron been on?
#6-Princess Lasertron has been on the cover of bridal mags, trade mags and mags of her city. But she is a legit artist not some fake orange oompa loompa that thinks she is a model. Big difference there.
Interesting how Keri knew about this blog so quickly! What does she google her name monthly? lol
All asian men have teeny little dicks
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My ex was Korean and he had an enormous dick
I wish Mrs Smarty Pants would have just stayed away.
#5
I was a well known pea. Joe was coming to my city and invited me out to dinner. Seemed fine, but I wasn't comfortable going alone so I brought my DH. Long story short he started sending me tons of inappropriate peamails. They were flirty and some overtly sexual. I never replied. He was practically stalking me at the pod. If I posted on a thread he was right behind me. I put him on ignore, but the peamails continued. Finally my DH got involved. I changed my peaname and email address and never heard from him again. We have since moved and I finally feel safe again. He is a weirdo.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3078652
She named her daughter Harper? As in Harpers Bazaar?
I don't believe 11. Joe has only met Rhonda, Sam and Brittany. He comes off as relatively normal and I don't see him emailing someone continuously.
Maybe Harper as in Harper Lee? You know the Pulitzer Prize winning novelist of To Kill a Mockingbird which is universally regarded as one of the best novels of all time? Maybe she is named after *that* Harper.
Put down the glamor mags and pick up a book once in a great while.
You sure about that #13? Perhaps you are one of Joe's pathetic losers who threw herself at him on a daily basis. Are you jealous that he had the hots for someone else.
I think the point she was trying to make is that Harper is a stupid name. Should I name my dd Bush after a great President? lol
Why is Harper any stupider than any other name? At least people can pronounce it and spell it and (if you're not illiterate) can understand she was probably named after a famous novelist.
I think Harper is a great name.
Harper is a hell of a lot better than say something like Sharpaeyy or Madysssonn or Kloyee
Yes, Miss Smarty Pants should have stayed in the ghetto with the other cholas and just forgotten about the pod. Nobody cares anymore.
I'm sorry you don't believe me #13. If you go back through Joe's posts from 3 years ago you will see that he was following me around.
I'm not here to convince anyone. I was asked to tell the story and I did. If you don't believe me, I couldn't care less. I stand by comment that Joe is a weirdo.
Joe is completely inappropriate. I hated that he got away with the whole Emily ("Ferrets in my Underwear!") Jones affair.
He likes to go after married women especially.
Maybe Harper as in Harper Lee? You know the Pulitzer Prize winning novelist of To Kill a Mockingbird which is universally regarded as one of the best novels of all time? Maybe she is named after *that* Harper.
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This is what I think of when I hear the name Harper.
I think Harper is a lovely name.
Joe is a tool
So the feeling is that us blog bitches are hateful and vile, real sour pusses who hate life and have no friends family or fun. Sorry but that's how I see a lot of the peas.
Harper is a last name. It's not a pretty girls name.
Harper's Bazaar? Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? Clearly you don't know anything about the history of the magazine that goes all the way back to 1867.
Go and educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harper's_Bazaar
ITA #26. I look at the threads daily and just shake my head.
I don't feel the need to constantly beg for attention like Kikinichole, or MsMariah. I don't feel the need to lambaste anyone who doesn't agree with me like Mrs. Tyler. I don't feel the need to be a giant twat because I have a shit life like Lauren.
This blog is definitely a place to talk about teh stoopid. I have no problem with peas who live a seemingly happy life and are actually thoughtful, nice people. There are few, but they are there.
KeriWest loves The Blog. Why else would she read is obsessively? It's probably a-ok with her when other Peas get roasted, but when it's her turn, she gets mad. Remember, she thinks she's better than everyone else.
I'm far from miserable. Some of us just don't have the balls to be a Yubon so we come here.
I don't think this is a hateful place more like a I can't believe how stupid some of the peas are. And whats the deal with Mrs. Smarty Pants? I've been around a few years but just noticed her. For some reason she annoys me. She's right up there with both kikis, Mrs. T, Lauren, maddie and both tracy's.
How many of you are regular pod posters?
Not regular, more like occasional.
Although I don't see dalaney piling on at the end, she does seem to think life should be full of happiness and unicorns and sprinkles and fucking sunshine. She's always handslapping people like Yubon and Lauren for being mean. I remember a couple years ago, she totally was a big bitch to a fellow pea. So, was she miserable back then? And now she's all goody goody and life is great? Are her tits perky too? People that are too happy annoy the fuck out of me. Barf.
#32-MSP was around the board a few years ago. She came in with all guns blazing. She thought she was cool, she thought she was edgy and smart and worldy wise unlike all the stupid SAHM peas at the pod.
She swore and said stupid shit and got the hangers on that are basically wimps and get so impressed with anyone....you know, the lemming peas.
Like a bunch of the peas, MSP became a "lifestyle" photog except she took pictures of the ghetto lifestyle...hookers, strippers, pimps and hoes. I guess she got too cool for the Peas and bailed. Something tells me the photog business tanked and she needs some hangers on but no one really remembers her anymore. peas have short attention spans.
Harper's Bazaar? Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? Clearly you don't know anything about the history of the magazine that goes all the way back to 1867.
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Think you're missing the point. The point is Harper is popularly known as the name of a thing - a magazine. It's like naming your child Safeway.
Sure some "things" have become popular names, but Harper is not.
Michelley seems like an unhappy hag.
It's pretty point blank. Yubon is a bitch. She probably has cobwebs in her vjay jay. She needs sunshine, sex, and sugar. Oh and wasn't Miss smarty pants the one that had the picture with her boobs all squished together and up to her chin? I could never take her seriously and thought she looked like a slut.
I have no problem with peas who live a seemingly happy life and are actually thoughtful, nice people. There are few, but they are there.
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wanna name some names?
Think you're missing the point. The point is Harper is popularly known as the name of a thing - a magazine. It's like naming your child Safeway.
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Safeway is okay but I named my DD Foodlion.
Thank you 36 I was wondering what made Mrs. S P so special.
#40, the only one that comes to mind is Mary Woods (Newlywoods) she is a very nice gal.
Actually #35, I think delayney is happy because she doesn't live in fucking hickville anymore and she's not flat ass broke like she was before. Her gay husband makes a ton of money now and you can tell she has no fucking clue what it's like to have money. She bragged about moving into her townhome. She even posted a youtube video about the place. Yes, here's my address, I'm putting it out there because I am that stoopid. It's funny what happens when stoopid people come into money. I think she's harmless though.
lol 41 I named DS Foodlion too but its spelled phudlyeon and pronouned Fred.
I used to think Mary Mary was a nice and normal woman but her obsession to have one more baby is a little odd. How about be happy with the ones you have and take care of your health so you will be around to see them grow up.
I named my kid sac liquor after a liquor store in Iowa. Sac City Iowa. The guys will love her when she gets older.
haha! #45! Well, I'll bet you MY kid, Psapheweighe (Safeway) could beat up your kid.
Anonymous said... 31
I'm far from miserable. Some of us just don't have the balls to be a Yubon so we come here.
March 24, 2011 12:24 PM
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The peas always say to "say it under your own name" but I am sorry how many people go by silver dolphin in real life?
There are plenty of anonymous peas. I am one of them. I learned from having Joe "stalk" me. I don't share anything personal at all and because of that I really don't post often. I am usually asked about on the "what ever happened to..." threads, but I will never give up my true identity.
Did that lady have her twins yet? I say we generously peamail her the names Phudlyeon and Psapheweighe for her list.
Her gay husband makes a ton of money now and you can tell she has no fucking clue what it's like to have money.
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Great. Now delayney can sit on her sorry ass till her kids go to college and be a lazy SAHM. Aren't both her kids in school? What the fuck does she do all day? I'll bet a million dollars her gay husband will leave her the day her last kid graduates from college. She's be the poster child for everything Yubon pisses about on twopeas. Her gay husband is hot though. I'd turn him.
I mean graduates from highschool, not college.
You bitches crack me up.
50 you can't give those names to the mom having twins, she's having girls, and clearly those are boy names. Winning. Duh.
Sac Liquor.
Love it. She better be good at it or it would shame the name.
I thought she was having one of each? I totally pictured in my mind, Phudlyeon for a boy and Psapheweighe for a girl. Clearly I am damaged.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3078773
Maybe I am a heartless and cruel blog bitch because the story clee tell about a church friend passing away made me roll my eyes.
Her and DH are so cool they go to a new church with bright pink hair (her) shorts and tats (him) in the winter and are surprised that the church people accepted them? How about dress for the situation. Or at least don't go in trying to shock the church people and then be surprised when people are nice to you.
No stephrebel, your house is not the coolest in the county. You are a nasty looking groupie whore who sells fuck toys for a living and I bet your kids are freaking animals. You are the poster child for white trash. Having a water cooler in your house does not mean you have arrived.
Anonymous said... 13 I don't believe 11. Joe has only met Rhonda, Sam and Brittany. He comes off as relatively normal and I don't see him emailing someone continuously.
March 24, 2011 11:03 AM
and Staph
Keri,
Now that I know you visit the blog...
There is something I have wanted to tell you for some time. You are a pretty lady, but you try too hard. Some people get make-overs, but you could really benefit from a make-under.
Lose the fake tan, fake nails, over done make-up and hair. Those things are weighing you down and making you look much older.
lol 41 I named DS Foodlion too but its spelled phudlyeon and pronouned Fred.
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Best fucking post EVER! Thanks for the laugh 45.
I thought Delayney's husband managed a grocery store? She is well off now? So the Phudlyeon really pays well eh?
The big D did have a scrapbook business and she made cards and stuff. Her stuff was cute, I give her props for that.
Phudlyeon all hail the Magikal Beouf!!
I agree with #60. If you did less in the makeup dept., you would be stunning. But in Texas, it would ban you from the state. Every woman that has a vagina in that state has to over do it with the fake everything. They're worse than jersey girls, imo.
lol so that's why steph has the coolest house, thanks 58 I was didn't want to open the thread and be tricked into an ad for dildos.
#60-Nice try but they have NO CLUE in Texas. You can never wear too much makeup or have too many pieces of jewelry on when you live in the Dustbowl. Big city minimalism is dead and stinkin' in TexAsssss
pretty sure Joe has met 3 more Peas other than the ones listed above
yeah i bought stuff from delayney - really cute stuff. but then i guess some crap was going on in her life and she flaked on a bunch of orders and the Peas crucified her. i think it happened on the FSOT board but ended up on the nsbr too. i think she made good on all of it, but the peas were still livid. after that i don't know if she still has her etsy shop anymore
I have peamailed back and forth with dalayney and her husband works at a grocery warehouse and is a big wig there. He doesn't manage a store. He's in charge of all the trucks that deliver to the stores. Or something like that. She moved to Kenosha where I used to live. She asked me all sorts of questions right before the move. Seems nice enough. But you can tell she's a hick. She talks about how Chicago terrifies her. I think she would shit her pants if she had to wander through New York. Some people just aren't made for anything but dirt roads and trailers.
Has anyone heard any news about Sami? Last I heard she was pretty down in the dumps and feeling as though her mental illness was "acting up" if that is what you'd call it. She has been so quiet and I am hoping she is alright. She may be a crazy nutter, but she is such a nice person who is so honest about her illness, you can't help but root for her. Anyone know anything? Sami if you are reading here could you please check in?
oh please, steph's thread is just her joking around about how her boys think the water cooler is awesome even though it's just a water cooler. you can say a lot about steph but that thread was normal. if it was any other vanilla sahm pea no one would be saying a word
69, (SAmi) - remember it's healthier for you to stay off of the blog. not being snarky, just seriously - take a long break from 2Peas and the blog. It's not worth it for your mental health.
Dalyney was crucified on the peas trade board. It took her 3+ weeks to mail stuff. I was one of the peas that had to wait. I didn't mind though. I think she did fullfill everything on there. FLCindy was on her ass all the time. Her etsy shop was cute but she had a big announcement on it that she was just going to work off her custom client list. So I think she's staying busy with that. She posts things she makes for her clients on another message board once in a while. I think it's splitcoast stampers.
As far as Joe, I think he is skeezy. He peamailed me a couple times. No thank you.
but then i guess some crap was going on in her life and she flaked on a bunch of orders and the Peas crucified her.
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Did she catch her gay hot husband in bed with a girl or a boy? LOL.
I used to think Mary Mary was a nice and normal woman but her obsession to have one more baby is a little odd. How about be happy with the ones you have and take care of your health so you will be around to see them grow up.
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Exactly! When she announced baby #4 I was like holy shit! Then baby #5 I thought are you crazy? She's pulling her hair out at home. Vacations on company dime. Why does she want so many kids?
I think Keri is pretty but her dress at the wedding was not.
The other vanilla SAHMs don't pimp their lovers package crap all the time that's why steph gets some flak. Remember you can use anal lube as makeup!!!!!! concealer or some shit.
Hey at least MaryMary can afford her heard. They are darn cute kids too.
I get sick to death of peas pimping out their stuff. That's why I loved it when the pea got called out for pimping her $50 cookie boxes. That was such bullshit. What was the peas name again? Squill like a pig? Squillen? I don't remember. But $50 x 50 boxes. That's $2,500 she made off of peas. And isn't there another one that pimped her purses? Fuck, you want cookies, dildos, or purses, the peas will pounce on you.
yeah yeah her kids are cute, they can support them but really doesn't she have like MS or some other serious disease? Take care of yourself and the kids you have. God's not going to love you any less for having 4 kids instead of 5.
Or HayHay. She was always pimping her blog and etsy shop. Look at my hairbows. Look at my cards. Buy my crap. Blah Blah Blah. There are some very talented peas that have etsy shops and they never pimp out their stuff. Their work speaks for itself. That's one thing I can say about duh-lame-ey. She might be stoopid and a hick, but she never pimped out her etsy shop. Neither did Rhonda, Becky or that one that does the really gorgeous jewelery. Can't think of her name.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3078891
Right,Poppyred, Nordy and Zella - being born in the 60's causes depression and hypersensitivity.
Idiots.
Anonymous said... 74 I used to think Mary Mary was a nice and normal woman but her obsession to have one more baby is a little odd. How about be happy with the ones you have and take care of your health so you will be around to see them grow up.
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Exactly! When she announced baby #4 I was like holy shit! Then baby #5 I thought are you crazy? She's pulling her hair out at home. Vacations on company dime. Why does she want so many kids?
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ferrets
I just went to that wedding voting page for the first time. I went through every picture without looking at names. My vote didn't go to Keri's daughter or Shana. I thought prettiest was the one named Destin. (isn't that some sort of baby cream btw?)
Anyway, Keri's daughter might be very pretty in real life...something about the color on that picture I didn't like. Shana was also pretty, but I didn't really see a model quality there.
I have to wonder why people, especially women take the Mormon religion seriously. Some guy finds magical gold tablets in his back yard 200 years ago that say you have to have spirit babies and your DH can have more them 1 wife. Caffeine is from the devil and all your sons must be boy scouts. Yeeeahhh sign me up for that.
81 I loled at them too, I was born in 66 no depression or hypersensitive issues here. Bunch of women trying to blame shit on the decade they were born? OMG that was the lamest thing I've ever read.
Wow.First of all, spell her name right. It's dalayney. She is one of the nicest peas on the board and you still find ways to tear down her character. She always admitted she was a small town girl. I don't find her a bragger at all. Where has she ever bragged about anything? I remember seeing the youtube video someone else made about her townhome complex. It was a nice place, but not what I would consider oppulent. And so what if she calls people like Yubon and Lauren out for their cattiness. Those two have some real emotional issues. They're downright mean. And then Keri? The only reason any of you ever tear her down is because you're jealous. She is nothing but southern hospitality. She is a genuine as they come. Finally, Mary Mary. She is harmless. You must be having a dry spell if you're calling out these women. I think they're the good guys on two peas. There's enough crazy on that board for your fodder. Oh wait. The crazies are probably the ones feeding this troll board.
71- FFS I am not Sami. I've just grown to root for her because I like her honesty about her illness. She's also somewhat local to me, so I think about her when I drive by the "Next 2 exits Cape Cod" signs. I've eve considered inviting her to have lunch with me when I am in Hyannis. She seems nice, and does seen to be taking a long break. But an update would be nice. I am concerned. Anyone have her on their facebook?
Kerri, take the comments regarding your appearance to heart. And then print these comments out and show them to your daughter. I think she's already fake n' baked herself into looking a good 5 - 8 years older than she is; imagine what she'll look like 10 years from NOW. (Or just have her look at the lady in the royal blue dress at her wedding.)
Unless the bedazzled piece of beef jerky look is what you're going for.
"And then Keri? The only reason any of you ever tear her down is because you're jealous. She is nothing but southern hospitality. She is a genuine as they come."
Bullshit. She wants fake'n bake to win, dammit!!! You can't leave it to chance or her actual looks either!!! Must try to fix this contest!!! (No matter that it wouldn't even be a legit win anyway, everything else about her is fake too.)
Jebbus f'ing Christ-DO NOT CALL OUT SAMI!!! Her drama is old news and she needs to keep it off any and all message boards,period end of story.
If you aren't actually Sami, find another way to get in touch with her. She has a Facebook page, send her a message. She has a blog, send her a message.
Her crazy ass shyte does not need to be brought here. There are Peas that like and keep in touch with Sami. Post a thread on the pod and I am sure someone will peamail you back.
69 is probably PDR.
But to answer the question she is on vacation and not posting much.
I think MaryMary is an attention whore. She can't get a job cause she is a Mormon. She gets bored so she spits our more kids and gets more attention. Poor thing is being kept down by the Mormon Man.
#87-Hi Dalaney!!!
Mary Mary has said before that she doesn't care if every story about Mormonism is true. She says she is happy with her church and her church family and living like a Mormon gives her direction and purpose and she finds it fulfilling. She's not digging around to verify every single thing is true and she doesn't waste any time defending every little mormon thing to death on the board like Jrenae or Yungmom. She doesn't give a shit.
That makes her more normal than any Mormon I've ever encountered.
"Jebbus f'ing Christ-DO NOT CALL OUT SAMI!!!"
Agreed. She needs distance from the Pod and this blog for her mental health. If you are really concerned and not trying to stir up shit, contact her privately don't bring her up here. She gets blamed for every post made about her here. She's said time and time again how upsetting it it for her. So if you are a friend, don't mention her here or on the Pod. Just google her and you will find her contact info. But please let her off this blog. She has a google aleart set up for her same, and gets linked back her when she is brought up.
I wish her well too, but this place is toxic and unhealthy for her. She is a nice lady, but seriously mentally ill and needs to be left alone.
why belong to a church if you don't believe in what they stand for
OMG seriously sami has a google alert set up but gets upset when it brings her here? What? Was she born in the 60s too? How the fuck do some people manage to function. If this places upsets her why even bother with it? Maybe she should unplug the internet.
I think she believes basically in most everything. Lots of Catholics are faithful and go to mass but they don't literally believe in every single story about every single saint or believe that every word in the bible is literal truth. There is nothing wrong with being culturally Catholic or Mormon or Jewish. Why should anyone give a fuck about the veracity of her belief? She's pretty much a nice person with a bunch of kids. Whoopty-doo.
I'd rather talk to MaryMary than read that crazy Mormon lady who takes pictures of her dog's shit.
"Unless the bedazzled piece of beef jerky look is what you're going for. "
You bitches are in rare form today. I love it when someone posts the blog link at the pod. We need more people and more humor here.
People in business often set up Google alerts. I have one. If someone is talking about you, you want to know it. Last year some fucktard in another country used my business name in his invisible text footer to drive my business to his business.
I am sure Sami is doing the same thing for her photography business. Hopefully she has set filters to exclude this place. If not, and if this thread brought you here Sami, set an exclusion. You don't need to read what people say here. None of it is going to help you get better and that should be your only goal right now. Good luck.
Oh Jesus that crazy Nie Nie and the photo of her dog with a red rocket eating his own shit was an example of hitting your all time blog posting low.
That was disgusting. I am 3 months along, and I totally tossed my cookies. I don't care how burned that chick got, it's not an excuse for being totally tasteless. Just how low could someone go?
I shudder just thinking about it. My dog gives himself blow jobs but I am sure as hell now going to post photos of that!
Blech!
KeriWest is the meanest cunt in Texas. Don't trust that two-faced leather witch.
87 tldr
#6-Princess Lasertron has been on the cover of bridal mags, trade mags and mags of her city. But she is a legit artist not some fake orange oompa loompa that thinks she is a model. Big difference there.
Thank you #7 that makes sense. I forgot about her flower business or whatever it is.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3078920
Another goddamn tote bag thread by MsMariah? No wonder Yubon snapped!! Fuck me.
yubsnap
Spot on #103 KeriWest would drive her hummer over anyone who got in her way.
Hey Keri!!! I bet you are glad you brought the blog up at the pod today. For a narcissist and press is good press, right?
Use a Piggly Wiggly shopping bag and be done with it MsMariah!!
Hey, if you "blog bitches" like drama like the DD debacle, etc., you should
check out the whole Kandee Johnson fiasco. She's what they call a beauty guru on You Tube. The blog equivalent for her would be Guru Gossip. The whole thing reminded me so much of the peas, I couldn't believe it. It's almost like she had help from the peas to make up her whole scam. She cried that she was a single mom with no $, so people donated and it turns out she makes tons of $ and has all kinds of fancy toys, etc. Plus, she's not single and has fiance. It was almost like deja vu from 2Peas, lol.
Alright back to 2peas business, so to "de-rail" this comment section.
duhlamey is a fatass pig
Not every woman in Texas looks like Keri and her daughter and the daughter is what most would call typical Sorority wannabe without the legacy or money to back it up.
Plus they are like any other burb family out there, 1 or 2 generations from working class, living on credit and trying to look like the Dallas Divas shopping last year's fashions at Needless Markup Too Outlet.
Anyway they are pretty "plain" for my part of Texas and no amount of big bleached hair, spray on fake bake tan, super bleached teeth, fake nails, colored contacts or plastic is gonna hide the fact you are straight outta the cookie cutter burbs.
but, but, but, Keri had a DESIGNER decorate her house!!!
My Walmart has cheap-azz tote bags just like the ones Msmariah and other peas are foaming at the mouth over. Honestly? They are fug, and meant for the beach.
So #112, you're saying Keri doesn't have $$? How can she live in that gorgeous house? I remember when she posted pictures of it being built. It was nicer than anything I've seen on MTV cribs. So, unless your Bill Gates rich #112? I highly doubt your anything but jealous.
I wouldn't call duhlamey a pig. Just stupid and small town.
You-bum snaps at everyone.
Thanks for clearing that up there Cara, I mean 112.
let it go 117 no one is going to start calling yuban you bum or whatever it was you were trying to get started yesterday.
KeriWest lives in a McMansion. I'm jealous of Peabay's house.
120 - I have a feeling I would be too, although I've only seen part of her kitchen that was still under construction. I just love the old New England style houses, especially where she lives, those towns are absolutely gorgeous. If I could afford it, I'd live there in a heartbeat.
Keri's place on the other hand, totally not my style, but, hey, whatever floats your boat. I'm just not a fan of the gaudy look.
So there, maybe I am a jealous pea, but not of Keri's place, that's for sure.
Keri can afford her house because she lives in TEXAS. You couldn't touch a house like that in New England for under a couple million but housing prices in Texas can't compare.
Kerri could probably touch a house in New England for a couple million, but you probably couldn't. It really doesn't matter where the house is. But that's okay, we all know you don't want a big ass gaudy like that anyway.
Borrrrrrringggggg
Dalaney is a nice person. A bit naive and very small-town but nice.
And Mary Mary may try too hard, but she's a nice woman as well. She seems to enjoy her live, loves her kids and if she can afford to have 5 kids, what's the problem?
KeriWest? Yeah, she's an arrogant show-off, Wasn't she a poor single mother who married a rich husband? That's why she's overboard like she is. From one extreme to the other. But as a person, I think she's ok.
Mary Mary has said before that she doesn't care if every story about Mormonism is true. She says she is happy with her church and her church family and living like a Mormon gives her direction and purpose and she finds it fulfilling. She's not digging around to verify every single thing is true and she doesn't waste any time defending every little mormon thing to death on the board like Jrenae or Yungmom. She doesn't give a shit.
That makes her more normal than any Mormon I've ever encountered.
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Sorry, but if living like a Mormon is fulfilling, there IS something wrong with you. Frankly, just apply that to all religious bullshit.
Kerri could probably touch a house in New England for a couple million, but you probably couldn't. It really doesn't matter where the house is. But that's okay, we all know you don't want a big ass gaudy like that anyway.
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It doesn't matter where the house is? Are you delusional?
I live on the east coast, my mom lives on the west coast. I'm looking at condos in the city and she owns a single family home. Her house is almost 100k less than any condo I have seen listed that doesn't look like it's infested with AIDS.
Location is everything. And believe me, nobody wants to live in Texas.
i have seen Keri's husband. Feel sorry for her. she is giving that guy blowjobs in return for all those trinkets...ick!! i would rather be homeless living in a cardboard box than touch that weiner!
127-your momma doesn't live in OC, California then does she? Ms. Texas couldn't touch that house with a ten foot pole if she lived there.
Lmao, 128! Completely agree!
Anonymous said... 125 Dalaney is a nice person. A bit naive and very small-town but nice.
And Mary Mary may try too hard, but she's a nice woman as well. She seems to enjoy her live, loves her kids and if she can afford to have 5 kids, what's the problem?
KeriWest? Yeah, she's an arrogant show-off, Wasn't she a poor single mother who married a rich husband? That's why she's overboard like she is. From one extreme to the other. But as a person, I think she's ok.
March 24, 2011 5:29 PM
She was living on her Daddy's money.
I haven't been here in a long time, and you know what? I'm noticing the average IQ over here is quite different than at the pod.
I can't tear myself away from that damn site, but Jesus if the people there aren't Tom Cullens.
And Mary Mary may try too hard, but she's a nice woman as well. She seems to enjoy her live, loves her kids and if she can afford to have 5 kids, what's the problem?
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The problem is that no one on the planet should be having 5 kids, even if they can afford them. There are enough fucking people on this planet.
#133 so why don't you tell Mary Mary that?
M-O-O-N spells 2Peasfaithful. Compared to her, Brianna Jill is a rocket scientist.
Oh, gag me.
2peasfaithful: "I have voted for Marissa at least a dozen times and will vote again because she is from Texas and we all know the prettiest girls are from Texas."
Seriously?
Ha! Poor 2peasfaithful. She's all sweet and dumb, I just want squeeze her, and then slap her.
Yubon just busted her ass for saying an incredibly well-timed and moronic thing on the voting thread. Synchronicity. I'm giggling.
http://www.thewomensmuseum.org/womens_museum/aboutus/ABT_who_staff.asp
i think i'll pull a stacy and call (maybe just email Shana) and fill her in on our rally for her.
Campaign(?really?)for Shana!
duhlamey is most certainly NOT a nice person.
The one Pea I really miss is akaSasha. I wonder if she's the one who posted about that moron Joe stalking her.
#133 so why don't you tell Mary Mary that?
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I would except I don't feel like creating a troll ID, and it would be pretty easy to figure out who I am IRL from my regular ID.
Besides, she clearly has bought into the whole Mormon bullshit, so it's a little late for that.
MaryMary has 5 kids?
I thought she had 4. Sheesh, I can't keep up with how many puppies she's pushing out.
If the prettiest girls are from Texas, they must all be in hiding because none of them are on 2Peas.
MaryMary has 5 kids?
I thought she had 4. Sheesh, I can't keep up with how many puppies she's pushing out.
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I believe she is close to birthing #5.
It's striking how much older Marissa looks than the other brides. By about 15 years.
You'd think that as a grown woman she wouldn't need Mommy to wheedle and shill votes for her. She can't campaign for herself?
I honestly think Keri cares way more about this contest than Marissa does. Marissa is a newlywed and is probably busy banging her husband (like she should be). Mama Glitterbags has nothing better to do than campaign full time.
Maybe KW is over here asking us to vote for Shana so she can go back to the pod and bleat about the unfairness of it all.
She says her life is all positive and she avoids negativity, yet she still spends time here reading about herself.
Well read this, people think you are a show off braggart and all the pimping of your orange daughter will probably ensure she loses.
We need an Oompa-Loompa haiku!
Keri's daughter is not model material.
Or a beef jerky haiku?
Oompa Loompa Girl
Marissa West Was Her Name
Model She Is Not
Oh. My. God!! You guys are seriously making me LOL with the nicknames for Keri & her daughter. Keri claims not to care what is said about her, but really... how could you ignore things like glitter'd beef jerky and oompa loompa?
Orange Cunt Grasps Lost Dreams
Whines Shills If Daughter Loses
Oompa Loompa Smash!
Orange Beef Jerky Face
How could any guy like that?
She must give good head.
Cunt is such an ugly word. Jane could you consider censoring all posts with the word cunt? If not I'm going back to the pod bitches!
I love this place.
Mama Glitterbags is busy too. She has to have her nails done, beg for votes for her daughter, go tanning, beg for votes for her daughter, blow her big, fat husband, beg for votes for her daughter, admire her tummy tuck & boob job, beg for votes for her daughter, watch her mexican cleaning crew vacuum her velvet curtains, beg for votes for her daughter. She is very busy. You guys are just jealous!!!!
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Yubdoodlebug?
CADoodleYub?
Frau Keri shills her
daughter; bleached leather
dim bulbs on parade.
148 I don't think she's a braggart, I think she's boring and average. Same goes for her daughter.
She really needs to put chunky dunkin back in her signature line though because well eew!
is her daughter a cheerleader still?
Shana should check the bushes before she leaves the house for work. Keri might be lying in wait with a handful of deadly glass grapes as her weapon.
ferrets
New Space is up!
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