Miss my Oatesy PeaAddict PeaNut 158779 -July 2004 Posts: 1122 Layouts: 2 Posted: 3/24/2011 7:14:50 PM there's another smack blog? another board i wasn't invited to.
All these women post stuff about Joe, yet he acts all innocent and says no-one thinks he's creepy and sleazy in real life? Newsflash Joe, yes they do, they just don't tell you to your face. We have a guy like that at work, thinks he's all cool and all the girls like him. Reality is we just glue on a smile, make some minor small talk and then get the hell away from him.
Yes, I saw that too. She basically outed herself. I saved a copy of the thread, but I'm too lazy to go find what she said. You will have to just take our word for it, k?
Anonymous said... 26 Yes, I saw that too. She basically outed herself. I saved a copy of the thread, but I'm too lazy to go find what she said. You will have to just take our word for it, k?
March 24, 2011 9:33 PM
hell no, go get yourself a cup of coffee you lazy bitch!!!1111ONE!!11!!111!!!
MMO and Lanus had a little subplot. Thing going in that signature thread and Lanus referred to MMO as Myrna and tried to calm her down and it only served to incite and offend PDR more.
PDR NEVER, EVER wanted anyone to know her real name. Someone outed her as being named Myrna and the Peas stuck with it. I am not even sure if that is her real name.
Lanus thinks she is some version of a married, saintly Catholic nun-always trying to calm everyone down and pat them on the head because she is so holy, so kind...blech. Lanus has had too much communion wine with Father O'Feeley.
PDR/MMO made a reference to Lanus being pyscho but I am not sure what that is about. Lanus left the board for a long time and resurfaced. I never paid enough attention to her to know why she left. She was more on the pub board with the other rabid wanna-be's but when the bottom fell out of the whole rah-rah let's get pubed, I mean pubbed and scratch each other's eyes out but pretend we are all best friends, she jumped over to the NSBR.
I am not going to fight on a thread that is meant to bring prayers or good thoughts to the people who may need it because of the shooting this morning.
I can't believe that someone could be so insensitive about something just because of her cop hater status! Those families are hurting and need comforting...not a person pushing their views about whether or not cops are big meanies.
Let me guess hound... you have been in trouble with the law?
and it was the cop's fault?
ETA*********** Screen shots on page 3.
Also for now I will say... **IF** it was not bead... I am going to need some proof!
UPDATE***
I just got another pmail from bead.
She was very kind and told me that her dd's friend got on her computer and posted the pmails. She says her dd admitted it to her later. Seems far fetched that the kid would get on 2peas...if he could do anything he wants on the internet without supervision.
Not sure what to believe, but I suppose that is a possible explanation. Either way I am just annoyed that anyone could write such a thing about wonderful officers.
UPADATE 2***** I just reacieved this from beadhound
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I talked to the boy's mother today. I told her what happened and what her child did to you and I. Once she contacts you I would appreciate if you clear my name. I know most Peas will still want to believe it is me (who knew I was so hated ).
BTW, my dd told today that one of the kid's at school was one of the fallen police officers. That poor child. This whole area is just affected about this horrible tragedy.
I am not going to fight on a thread that is meant to bring prayers or good thoughts to the people who may need it because of the shooting this morning.
I can't believe that someone could be so insensitive about something just because of her cop hater status! Those families are hurting and need comforting...not a person pushing their views about whether or not cops are big meanies.
Let me guess hound... you have been in trouble with the law?
and it was the cop's fault?
ETA*********** Screen shots on page 3.
Also for now I will say... **IF** it was not bead... I am going to need some proof!
UPDATE***
I just got another pmail from bead.
She was very kind and told me that her dd's friend got on her computer and posted the pmails. She says her dd admitted it to her later. Seems far fetched that the kid would get on 2peas...if he could do anything he wants on the internet without supervision.
Not sure what to believe, but I suppose that is a possible explanation. Either way I am just annoyed that anyone could write such a thing about wonderful officers.
UPADATE 2***** I just reacieved this from beadhound
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I talked to the boy's mother today. I told her what happened and what her child did to you and I. Once she contacts you I would appreciate if you clear my name. I know most Peas will still want to believe it is me (who knew I was so hated ).
BTW, my dd told today that one of the kid's at school was one of the fallen police officers. That poor child. This whole area is just affected about this horrible tragedy.
I like Mary Mary. Joe's a douche. MMO is PDR. I think Marissa is from Keri's first relationship.
I admit - I'm envious of Keri. I wouldn't mind being a "kept woman". But it's obvious with their gaudy McMansion, her plastic surgery, her Texas style that they are "new money". The WASPY New Englander's would eat her for lunch (or a clam bake).
we get it lame-ass you're in connecticut now and you think all other areas suck. i'm guessing you have the small house on the block and its eating you a live.
who cares if its old money or new money? it's probably more than you will ever have.
I'm number 50 and I didn't make the previous posts. She does have more money then I'll ever have, but *shrug* that's life. I'm still happy with my life (although a little more money wouldn't hurt, lol). I don't live in New England, but am on the East Coast. I was just referring to New England from the previous posts.
And I don't dislike Keri. She does seem a little gaudy though and that she only comes around the pod when she wants to share pictures or beg for votes.
@ 54 can you blame her? every time she posts she's ripped apart. how often would you come around if that was your reception? she came because she wants her daughter to win and is willing to wade through the shit she gets over there. I understand that why don't you? do you have children?
Is she ripped apart every time she posts? I haven't looked at her post history - but I'm sure when she posts on the every day threads she's not ripped apart. But maybe I'm missing something. I think she was unfairly targeted in the past, but I don't think this recent call out is unfair. People called out Squillen for selling her boxes, people called out cmpterdazed for also posting links to her blog, etc. I think people are sick of the "vote for my kid, my dog, my craft" posts and she posted multiple times.
And honestly, she brought it on herself! I think the original threads people just ignored. Then she had to post one involving this blog and that's the post that tipped it. And given the roasting she's been through, why on earth is she even coming to this blog?! If she can't even handle being on the pod with her "reception" there - why is she over her?!?! I don't get that.
MiniMcGuyverGirl--what was her previous user name? I seem to remember something happening w/ her a while back on the board...surprised to read she's divorced now.
Someone said Keri was a single mother before she married money. So, is Marissa NOT the rich husband's daughter? ------------
Marissa's step-father was the one featured in all the wedding photos, he walked her down the aisle and had the first dance. Does she even know her real father? Or was it because her step-father was footing the bill he got those honors?
Keri was dumb to tell us who not to vote for. All this time I thought another girl was in the lead and was voting for her. By now knowing Shana's name it makes it easy to search for her.
someone asked for those links, therefore they were linked. don't like it? get the fuck over it and quit asking (people answered that question twice now)
Anonymous said... 74 Keri was dumb to tell us who not to vote for. All this time I thought another girl was in the lead and was voting for her. By now knowing Shana's name it makes it easy to search for her.
Has anyone emailed Texas Bride Magazine?
March 25, 2011 11:12 AM
It's Shana H but you have to leave the H off to actually have the search work.
Who gives a shit about that old Beadhound story about hating the cops. What is the deal with the reverence for LEOs on the POD anyway, most of the thundercunts whine and complain about how their LEOs are assholes and then puckerbutt up over if anyone expressing criticism about them. I laugh every single time I see the same thundercunts jump all over Yubon about MaddieKsmom and her trials and tribulations with her shitty xDH the LEO. Seriously the guy is a fucknut dickwad from what she types and yet she still WANTS him. She is such a dumb fucking cunt.
I remember Armywife. I think she finally got ran off the board.
The fugly bows??? I just don't get them. I see it is another Texas thing. These 12 year old girls wearing Shirley Temple dresses and big HUGE hair bows. What the fuck??? Does their moms not know they are ruining any chance these girls have of being popular in school?
Oh, that also makes me think of Gymboree! 11 yr old geeks cause their moms still dress them in baby clothes....so fucking weird. The kid will be wearing a bra, have boobies and her period and her fucked up mother will still be making her wear Gymboree or Lily Pulitzer or some other retard crap.
These are the girls that borrow slut clothes and makeup from their friends. As soon as they are far away enough from the houses, they go behind a bush and change so they can look like tramps.
Why do Pea mothers want to retard their children? Can they not get over the fact that kids grow and eventually become adults? It is like we either have asswipes like SilverDolphin or helicopter freak moms at the Pod.
Anybody have links to Keri threads with pics of the wedding and pics of the house? Yes I looked already. I would like to see the so called fugly wedding dress and fugly house decorating. Sorry I did not have time to stalk Keri before.
Anonymous said... 80 Who gives a shit about that old Beadhound story about hating the cops. What is the deal with the reverence for LEOs on the POD anyway, most of the thundercunts whine and complain about how their LEOs are assholes and then puckerbutt up over if anyone expressing criticism about them. I laugh every single time I see the same thundercunts jump all over Yubon about MaddieKsmom and her trials and tribulations with her shitty xDH the LEO. Seriously the guy is a fucknut dickwad from what she types and yet she still WANTS him. She is such a dumb fucking cunt.
March 25, 2011 11:57 AM &&&&&&&&&&&& You apparently, going on and on like that.
Anonymous said... 80 Who gives a shit about that old Beadhound story about hating the cops. What is the deal with the reverence for LEOs on the POD anyway, most of the thundercunts whine and complain about how their LEOs are assholes and then puckerbutt up over if anyone expressing criticism about them. I laugh every single time I see the same thundercunts jump all over Yubon about MaddieKsmom and her trials and tribulations with her shitty xDH the LEO. Seriously the guy is a fucknut dickwad from what she types and yet she still WANTS him. She is such a dumb fucking cunt.
Keri is okay. She just doesn't know how to live with her money. Money doesn't need to be flaunted. But then again, I don't live in Texas!
I think many peas are enamored with her because they dream of the large McMansion. I think there are a lot of peas who barely get by and can only imagine houses like that in their dreams.
I also think there are plenty of well off peas - they just don't share.
Her daughter is very pretty. Whether or not her look is your style - she is pretty. I think her wedding dress was beautiful.
thx looks like a nice wedding. Photographer is really good. so pay attention, fake Pea Photographers.
I wonder if Marissa had a maximum weight limit for her bridesmaids? Guess her fat cousin on Dad's side would not be asked. If she has a weight requirement for her friends in general, solves that problem.
Not being bitchy, she could be one of those chicks who only hangs out with ugly girls, so she looks the best in every crowd.
Instead it looks like opening night on The Bachelor. They all look the same, like a wedding party should. No variety at all.
Can bitch about Keri but at least she doesn't look like the withered twig woman in the inappropriately too sexy dress dancing with the groom. Junior better like it cause that's what his wife is gonna look like. Keri has some flesh on her and wore a jacket to cover the chicken skin up. Dress aint my style, but you go, Keri.
For a girl like that you know the wedding day is the most important day of her life. She'll never do anything bigger. So it should be a big day. Lots of pics. Look pretty in your pretty dress. Now have some kids. Now join 2peas and become a bitter old shrew. Life, done!
Ok that was mean. I know she will be on Real Housewives: Dallas and *that* will be the biggest thing she does. Good girl.
I am fucking SICK of all these lead-in titles..'ohh, never seen this before..', 'Where would one find..', 'Besides the obvious. what IS the dang difference?' - fucking hell, just tell me what the hell you are talking about you dumb bitch.
If you HAVE to disguise your friggin' question, you know it's one most of us couldn't give a crap about.
And ASKING where you'd find a type of fucking cheese is downright DUMB - did you not notice the EMPLOYEES in the store? Or use your EYES? or do you just want to PROVE your low level of intelligence? FFS.
For a girl like that you know the wedding day is the most important day of her life. She'll never do anything bigger. +++++++++++++++++++++
Really? That is sad. My wedding was a big day, but not even close to the most important day of my life. Only people who peak in high school have that attitude.
So kenziekeeper leaves a necklace on a coffee table, it falls off gets almost vacuumed up and broke and the girl that saved the necklace from the vacuum is supposed to gush apologies at her? No I don't think so, she's lucky her roommate noticed and saved the necklace, it could of ended up in the trash.
An appreciation of language/grammar/blah blah should not be restricted to pearl clutching peas - if you 'wanna dis em', make sure you're better than them.
(Don't have enough energy or inclination to clean up any other glaring errors in the post - I'm here to be bitter against the peas, not act like one! :) )
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079141 Yeah I know she's complaining about him but if anyone talked about my husband the way the peas are then I'd be more annoyed at the sanctimonious bitches than him.
I can handle opinionated loudmouths, it's the 'dumb as a box of hammers' peas that drive me insane. How they get through their daily lives without knowing how to do the most basic things. I want to copy and paste 'google is your friend' at least 20 times a day.
I'm not 126 but Annabella must be giving blow jobs to her boss on a daily basis because she is the stupidest woman I've come across in a long time. There has to be some reason to keep that twit around and brains ain't it.
No I wasn't specifically. For some reason Anabella has never bothered me. I know she asks some silly questions at times, but at least she is short and succinct about it! Also I think sometimes she does it on purpose to get a reaction out of the OP at the time.
traceyc/fl and maddieksmom should be best friends. They both want to control their ex-husbands every move. Both of them sound like bitter, scorned women. I feel sorry for their ex-spouses.
#137 posted: tracycfl and mkm ARE bitter, scorned women. Their husbands could escape. Their poor kids are the ones I feel sorry for.
OMFG, they are worse than that, they are right up there with Betty Broderick and every other lunatic bitter ex-wife that tried to off their exDHs out because of their craziness.
Tracycfl is definitely gonna be on the news one day for the same thing Betty Broderick did from the way she posts. If I were her exDH, I would have the police pickup and return my kids to that crazy bitch. Of course she is turning that one kid into a Munchhausen by Proxy retard and use that sympathy card and cash cow as long as she can.
And don't think another man is ever gonna see her snatch again, if she comes across as a psycho on the POD, you know in real life every man is a potential kiddie rapist and she will run them off.
MKM is just a dumbass thundercunt that thinks her exDH owes her for every fuck he ever threw in her and for each of the crotch nuggets she popped out. I can see MKM trying to kill her exDH and failing miserably because she "still loves him" and ending up with a life sentence.
The first time that dumbass she was married to crawls back for a little strange she will be on the POD talking about how they are gonna get back together and life will be rainbow burps and unicorn farts!
I don't know MKM but somehow I can't see her ex coming back for anything from her. I'm pretty sure he's on a cop message board posting about how he wouldn't fuck her with someones elses dick let alone his.
145 comments:
Yo, bitches!
second
Oh my GOD I wish someone would post those haikus on the beggin thread!
Haiku is stupid... please tell me I am not the only one that thinks this.
Number 4 hates
haiku; what did it
ever do to you?
Haiku: You're doing it wrong.
Number 6 is a
critic. I'm tired and can't do
math. Go fuck yourself.
Nope, still wrong.
Gosh I really want to go watch some t.v. and be like CADoodlebug and Yobobonthis but I.JUST.CAN'T.WALK.AWAY!!!!!!!!!one!!!111ONE!!1111!!!!
Number 7, I don't care how tired you are, if you can't count 5, then 7, then 5, you are a retard.
Number 10, ya gotta admit number 7 and number 5's non-haikus were pretty funny.
Number 7 is 5-7-5 or maybe I can't count either. They are pretty funny.
The last one on the other thread was awesome.
Haiku is stupid
The shit doesn't even rhyme
No talent needed
=P
Hold up:
Miss my Oatesy
PeaAddict
PeaNut 158779 -July 2004
Posts: 1122 Layouts: 2
Posted: 3/24/2011 7:14:50 PM
there's another smack blog? another board i wasn't invited to.
Is this PDR?
All these women post stuff about Joe, yet he acts all innocent and says no-one thinks he's creepy and sleazy in real life?
Newsflash Joe, yes they do, they just don't tell you to your face.
We have a guy like that at work, thinks he's all cool and all the girls like him. Reality is we just glue on a smile, make some minor small talk and then get the hell away from him.
Haiku haters be
hatin', but let's get back to
2peas drama, k?
It's either PDR or someone who wants us to think it's PDR. I vote it's her.
#7 is 5,8,5. LOL
Who didn't vote for Keri's daughter? ME!!!!
On the epic Yubon pulled siggie thread, MMO pretty much admitted that she is PDR.
I vote 17 off the island
I really want to post this:
http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533/marissa
for this:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3078998
see what you started keri? it wasn't bad/horrible until you pushed
not everyone is pdr.
Anonymous said... 20 On the epic Yubon pulled siggie thread, MMO pretty much admitted that she is PDR.
shove! get out!
Yes, I saw that too. She basically outed herself. I saved a copy of the thread, but I'm too lazy to go find what she said. You will have to just take our word for it, k?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XM3vWJmpfo&feature=player_embedded#at=28
Anonymous said... 26 Yes, I saw that too. She basically outed herself. I saved a copy of the thread, but I'm too lazy to go find what she said. You will have to just take our word for it, k?
March 24, 2011 9:33 PM
hell no, go get yourself a cup of coffee you lazy bitch!!!1111ONE!!11!!111!!!
MMO and Lanus had a little subplot. Thing going in that signature thread and Lanus referred to MMO as Myrna and tried to calm her down and it only served to incite and offend PDR more.
Anonymous said... 159 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3078940
Yubdoodlebug?
CADoodleYub?
March 24, 2011 7:38 PM
LMAO!
PDR NEVER, EVER wanted anyone to know her real name. Someone outed her as being named Myrna and the Peas stuck with it. I am not even sure if that is her real name.
Lanus thinks she is some version of a married, saintly Catholic nun-always trying to calm everyone down and pat them on the head because she is so holy, so kind...blech. Lanus has had too much communion wine with Father O'Feeley.
PDR/MMO made a reference to Lanus being pyscho but I am not sure what that is about. Lanus left the board for a long time and resurfaced. I never paid enough attention to her to know why she left. She was more on the pub board with the other rabid wanna-be's but when the bottom fell out of the whole rah-rah let's get pubed, I mean pubbed and scratch each other's eyes out but pretend we are all best friends, she jumped over to the NSBR.
http://scumof2peas.blogspot.com/2007/06/im-out.html
another old buried blog
I know she/he is a cop hater...but, WOW!
I am not going to fight on a thread that is meant to bring prayers or good thoughts to the people who may need it because of the shooting this morning.
I can't believe that someone could be so insensitive about something just because of her cop hater status! Those families are hurting and need comforting...not a person pushing their views about whether or not cops are big meanies.
Let me guess hound... you have been in trouble with the law?
and it was the cop's fault?
ETA***********
Screen shots on page 3.
Also for now I will say... **IF** it was not bead... I am going to need some proof!
UPDATE***
I just got another pmail from bead.
She was very kind and told me that her dd's friend got on her computer and posted the pmails. She says her dd admitted it to her later. Seems far fetched that the kid would get on 2peas...if he could do anything he wants on the internet without supervision.
Not sure what to believe, but I suppose that is a possible explanation. Either way I am just annoyed that anyone could write such a thing about wonderful officers.
UPADATE 2*****
I just reacieved this from beadhound
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I talked to the boy's mother today. I told her what happened and what her child did to you and I. Once she contacts you I would appreciate if you clear my name. I know most Peas will still want to believe it is me (who knew I was so hated ).
BTW, my dd told today that one of the kid's at school was one of the fallen police officers. That poor child. This whole area is just affected about this horrible tragedy.
Cheryl
I know she/he is a cop hater...but, WOW!
I am not going to fight on a thread that is meant to bring prayers or good thoughts to the people who may need it because of the shooting this morning.
I can't believe that someone could be so insensitive about something just because of her cop hater status! Those families are hurting and need comforting...not a person pushing their views about whether or not cops are big meanies.
Let me guess hound... you have been in trouble with the law?
and it was the cop's fault?
ETA***********
Screen shots on page 3.
Also for now I will say... **IF** it was not bead... I am going to need some proof!
UPDATE***
I just got another pmail from bead.
She was very kind and told me that her dd's friend got on her computer and posted the pmails. She says her dd admitted it to her later. Seems far fetched that the kid would get on 2peas...if he could do anything he wants on the internet without supervision.
Not sure what to believe, but I suppose that is a possible explanation. Either way I am just annoyed that anyone could write such a thing about wonderful officers.
UPADATE 2*****
I just reacieved this from beadhound
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I talked to the boy's mother today. I told her what happened and what her child did to you and I. Once she contacts you I would appreciate if you clear my name. I know most Peas will still want to believe it is me (who knew I was so hated ).
BTW, my dd told today that one of the kid's at school was one of the fallen police officers. That poor child. This whole area is just affected about this horrible tragedy.
Cheryl
what is that crap you are posting 33-34? why are you bringing up this old beadhound bullshit???
why isn't slower joe hitting on briannajill? that's about his speed
Hi Bead!!!
Anonymous said... 35 what is that crap you are posting 33-34? why are you bringing up this old beadhound bullshit???
March 24, 2011 10:22 PM
LOL and PDR isn't OLD
all is fair
I don't buy Bead's story. She has posted some BS to me before about her dislike for cops.
#34, link to the post?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2927630
#41, that is so 2009....
Ok how old is Zella? Her husband is 45? Is the avatar a dummy one? Bizarro family.
Well, this is stupid...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userblogpost.asp?id=51098
Seriously? Seriously?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079028
Wars, earthquakes, tsunamis, poverty, damp bath towels.
No one cares!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079035
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079034
beadhound = Captain K
Re: Keri West
Someone said Keri was a single mother before she married money. So, is Marissa NOT the rich husband's daughter?
I like Mary Mary. Joe's a douche. MMO is PDR. I think Marissa is from Keri's first relationship.
I admit - I'm envious of Keri. I wouldn't mind being a "kept woman". But it's obvious with their gaudy McMansion, her plastic surgery, her Texas style that they are "new money". The WASPY New Englander's would eat her for lunch (or a clam bake).
Marissa is not her husband's child. Keri spawned two more with the new husband....insurance policies.
we get it lame-ass you're in connecticut now and you think all other areas suck. i'm guessing you have the small house on the block and its eating you a live.
who cares if its old money or new money? it's probably more than you will ever have.
whats with the pdr obsession? old news. i think she's moved on you should too.
I'm number 50 and I didn't make the previous posts. She does have more money then I'll ever have, but *shrug* that's life. I'm still happy with my life (although a little more money wouldn't hurt, lol). I don't live in New England, but am on the East Coast. I was just referring to New England from the previous posts.
And I don't dislike Keri. She does seem a little gaudy though and that she only comes around the pod when she wants to share pictures or beg for votes.
@ 54 can you blame her? every time she posts she's ripped apart. how often would you come around if that was your reception? she came because she wants her daughter to win and is willing to wade through the shit she gets over there. I understand that why don't you? do you have children?
Is she ripped apart every time she posts? I haven't looked at her post history - but I'm sure when she posts on the every day threads she's not ripped apart. But maybe I'm missing something. I think she was unfairly targeted in the past, but I don't think this recent call out is unfair. People called out Squillen for selling her boxes, people called out cmpterdazed for also posting links to her blog, etc. I think people are sick of the "vote for my kid, my dog, my craft" posts and she posted multiple times.
And honestly, she brought it on herself! I think the original threads people just ignored. Then she had to post one involving this blog and that's the post that tipped it. And given the roasting she's been through, why on earth is she even coming to this blog?! If she can't even handle being on the pod with her "reception" there - why is she over her?!?! I don't get that.
Keri is living proof that money can't buy taste. Her house is fugly.
MiniMcGuyverGirl--what was her previous user name? I seem to remember something happening w/ her a while back on the board...surprised to read she's divorced now.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079054
55., You're talking about it like Keri is trying to fight to win her daughter an organ transplant, or some other life threatening situation.
SHE'S TRYING TO RIG A PATHETIC BEAUTY CONTEST!
The whole thing is laughable.
All of Keri's taste is in her mouth.
Someone said Keri was a single mother before she married money. So, is Marissa NOT the rich husband's daughter?
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Marissa's step-father was the one featured in all the wedding photos, he walked her down the aisle and had the first dance. Does she even know her real father? Or was it because her step-father was footing the bill he got those honors?
55., You're talking about it like Keri is trying to fight to win her daughter an organ transplant, or some other life threatening situation.
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Keri ACTS like her daughter needs an organ transplant or she will die. Pathetic.
Anonymous said... 42 #41, that is so 2009....
March 25, 2011 5:33 AM
someone asked for the link dumbass
keep up
all pics are ripped apart, she could have been from kansas and gotten the same shit
http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533/shana
GO VOTE FOR SHANA!!
Geez Keri, ever think that maybe Shana reads twopeas and is hurt by you and your comments?
shana.hamilton@thewomensmuseum.org
anyone email Shana yet to let her see what's going on?
seems fair
#66 You are a fucking psycho.
Oh god, don't email her. You guys are just as obsessed with this as Keri!
#66 You are a fucking psycho.
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Yep. {2 thumbs up}
I doubt anyone is really going to do that, except Stacy
LOL You guys believe everything don't you?
i think the one asking asked because that was posted on the "last page"/"older posts" whatever you call it
#63, why are you bringing up old shit?
Money can't buy you class
Keri was dumb to tell us who not to vote for. All this time I thought another girl was in the lead and was voting for her. By now knowing Shana's name it makes it easy to search for her.
Has anyone emailed Texas Bride Magazine?
good lord 72, pay attention
someone asked for those links, therefore they were linked. don't like it? get the fuck over it and quit asking (people answered that question twice now)
Anonymous said... 74 Keri was dumb to tell us who not to vote for. All this time I thought another girl was in the lead and was voting for her. By now knowing Shana's name it makes it easy to search for her.
Has anyone emailed Texas Bride Magazine?
March 25, 2011 11:12 AM
It's Shana H but you have to leave the H off to actually have the search work.
it's Texas, they would probably prefer to have Shana and Marissa duke it out. they love their reality tv-ish crap
What ever happened to that hideously ugly chick from the south who sold those fugly bows. Her name was army-something.
Armywife!
Yeah, she shilled her hot glue bows every week.
Who gives a shit about that old Beadhound story about hating the cops. What is the deal with the reverence for LEOs on the POD anyway, most of the thundercunts whine and complain about how their LEOs are assholes and then puckerbutt up over if anyone expressing criticism about them. I laugh every single time I see the same thundercunts jump all over Yubon about MaddieKsmom and her trials and tribulations with her shitty xDH the LEO. Seriously the guy is a fucknut dickwad from what she types and yet she still WANTS him. She is such a dumb fucking cunt.
I remember Armywife. I think she finally got ran off the board.
The fugly bows??? I just don't get them. I see it is another Texas thing. These 12 year old girls wearing Shirley Temple dresses and big HUGE hair bows. What the fuck??? Does their moms not know they are ruining any chance these girls have of being popular in school?
Oh, that also makes me think of Gymboree! 11 yr old geeks cause their moms still dress them in baby clothes....so fucking weird. The kid will be wearing a bra, have boobies and her period and her fucked up mother will still be making her wear Gymboree or Lily Pulitzer or some other retard crap.
These are the girls that borrow slut clothes and makeup from their friends. As soon as they are far away enough from the houses, they go behind a bush and change so they can look like tramps.
Why do Pea mothers want to retard their children? Can they not get over the fact that kids grow and eventually become adults? It is like we either have asswipes like SilverDolphin or helicopter freak moms at the Pod.
Anybody have links to Keri threads with pics of the wedding and pics of the house? Yes I looked already. I would like to see the so called fugly wedding dress and fugly house decorating. Sorry I did not have time to stalk Keri before.
Wedding :
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3069738&pg=1&sigtoggle=true
All of Keri's taste is in her mouth.
*****
It's hard to recognize that it's her when she has her lips wrapped around the tailpipe
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079144
Slutmom has old grammy hands. Yuck. Manlypea looks like an arrogant fat fuck
Anonymous said... 80 Who gives a shit about that old Beadhound story about hating the cops. What is the deal with the reverence for LEOs on the POD anyway, most of the thundercunts whine and complain about how their LEOs are assholes and then puckerbutt up over if anyone expressing criticism about them. I laugh every single time I see the same thundercunts jump all over Yubon about MaddieKsmom and her trials and tribulations with her shitty xDH the LEO. Seriously the guy is a fucknut dickwad from what she types and yet she still WANTS him. She is such a dumb fucking cunt.
March 25, 2011 11:57 AM
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You apparently, going on and on like that.
Hostile bitch!
Anonymous said... 80 Who gives a shit about that old Beadhound story about hating the cops. What is the deal with the reverence for LEOs on the POD anyway, most of the thundercunts whine and complain about how their LEOs are assholes and then puckerbutt up over if anyone expressing criticism about them. I laugh every single time I see the same thundercunts jump all over Yubon about MaddieKsmom and her trials and tribulations with her shitty xDH the LEO. Seriously the guy is a fucknut dickwad from what she types and yet she still WANTS him. She is such a dumb fucking cunt.
March 25, 2011 11:57 AM
tl;dr
81 too tl;dr
Keri is okay. She just doesn't know how to live with her money. Money doesn't need to be flaunted. But then again, I don't live in Texas!
I think many peas are enamored with her because they dream of the large McMansion. I think there are a lot of peas who barely get by and can only imagine houses like that in their dreams.
I also think there are plenty of well off peas - they just don't share.
Her daughter is very pretty. Whether or not her look is your style - she is pretty. I think her wedding dress was beautiful.
thx looks like a nice wedding. Photographer is really good. so pay attention, fake Pea Photographers.
I wonder if Marissa had a maximum weight limit for her bridesmaids? Guess her fat cousin on Dad's side would not be asked. If she has a weight requirement for her friends in general, solves that problem.
Not being bitchy, she could be one of those chicks who only hangs out with ugly girls, so she looks the best in every crowd.
Instead it looks like opening night on The Bachelor. They all look the same, like a wedding party should. No variety at all.
Can bitch about Keri but at least she doesn't look like the withered twig woman in the inappropriately too sexy dress dancing with the groom. Junior better like it cause that's what his wife is gonna look like. Keri has some flesh on her and wore a jacket to cover the chicken skin up. Dress aint my style, but you go, Keri.
For a girl like that you know the wedding day is the most important day of her life. She'll never do anything bigger. So it should be a big day. Lots of pics. Look pretty in your pretty dress. Now have some kids. Now join 2peas and become a bitter old shrew. Life, done!
Ok that was mean. I know she will be on Real Housewives: Dallas and *that* will be the biggest thing she does. Good girl.
#86 posted
March 25, 2011 11:57 AM
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You apparently, going on and on like that.
Hostile bitch!
Rich coming from a puckerbutt thundercunt that has the 140 character attention span of a Tweet.
Fuck Off.
I am fucking SICK of all these lead-in titles..'ohh, never seen this before..', 'Where would one find..', 'Besides the obvious. what IS the dang difference?' - fucking hell, just tell me what the hell you are talking about you dumb bitch.
If you HAVE to disguise your friggin' question, you know it's one most of us couldn't give a crap about.
And ASKING where you'd find a type of fucking cheese is downright DUMB - did you not notice the EMPLOYEES in the store? Or use your EYES? or do you just want to PROVE your low level of intelligence? FFS.
lol 93 I guess brandy327 really pissed you off huh? I rolled my eyes at that one too.
92 Does = Hostile
Hi Hostile!
94....she SO did!
#94, 95, 96
Just keeping it real my bitches.
And since when did 140 characters define a comment here?
Tweetwhores
97 - freak
TWEET, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For a girl like that you know the wedding day is the most important day of her life. She'll never do anything bigger.
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Really? That is sad. My wedding was a big day, but not even close to the most important day of my life. Only people who peak in high school have that attitude.
i wish hostile wasn't given the link to here
#98
You better watch those exclamations so say the peas.
Remember you only get 140 characters,Tweetwhore you dirty Exclamation Slut!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079181
So kenziekeeper leaves a necklace on a coffee table, it falls off gets almost vacuumed up and broke and the girl that saved the necklace from the vacuum is supposed to gush apologies at her? No I don't think so, she's lucky her roommate noticed and saved the necklace, it could of ended up in the trash.
Hey #75, why are you posting old shit?
the girl WHO....
it could HAVE....
An appreciation of language/grammar/blah blah should not be restricted to pearl clutching peas - if you 'wanna dis em', make sure you're better than them.
(Don't have enough energy or inclination to clean up any other glaring errors in the post - I'm here to be bitter against the peas, not act like one! :) )
Bead, sweetie, you are trying a little TOO hard. Nobody gives a shit about you. You've lost it even though like 7-up you never had it and never will.
Why exactly was Shana picked for the one to go against Keri's daughter?
If I want grammar Nazis critiquing my post 104 I'll go to the pod.
#91, she looks better than Keri. She has the body to wear a dress like that for her age.
103/moran
http://mbloomer1.edublogs.org/files/2011/02/moran-vzamo0.jpg
it looked to me like shana was picked because the votes were comparable in # of votes
not only that she does look a lot more classy than maricka
Anonymous said... 106 Why exactly was Shana picked for the one to go against Keri's daughter?
March 25, 2011 2:46 PM
Hi Keri!!
and for posterity, Hi Sass!
Anyone know why/when Mignonne changed her name back?
and for posterity, Hi Sass!
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lmao!
Not Keri 111.
I voted for Shana, just wondering if there was reason she was the lucky one. :)
Anyone know why/when Mignonne changed her name back?
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I bet she changed it because some old peas came back. Wouldn't want anyone thinking she is a newbie
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079141
Yeah I know she's complaining about him but if anyone talked about my husband the way the peas are then I'd be more annoyed at the sanctimonious bitches than him.
{michelle} is now ugly betty?
Hey #109, why are you posting that shit?
its says 103 so probably for poster of 103
use your brain much?
Mimi= nice normal pea
who?
does this require a "Hi Mimi"? wtf
Mimima--- over 30k posts.
Rachag seems harmless. Peabay seems normal. I like cmpeter. Can't think of anything childofthe60s or pudgy Groundhog have done.
Most peas are ok. Not perfect but ok. It is just the two dozen loudmouths that skew things.
well said 123
Mimima=sad but not even a blip
I can handle opinionated loudmouths, it's the 'dumb as a box of hammers' peas that drive me insane.
How they get through their daily lives without knowing how to do the most basic things.
I want to copy and paste 'google is your friend' at least 20 times a day.
#119, you don't get it obviously.
Are you talking about Annabella, 126?
"Are you talking about Annabella, 126?"
I'm not 126 but Annabella must be giving blow jobs to her boss on a daily basis because she is the stupidest woman I've come across in a long time. There has to be some reason to keep that twit around and brains ain't it.
No I wasn't specifically. For some reason Anabella has never bothered me. I know she asks some silly questions at times, but at least she is short and succinct about it!
Also I think sometimes she does it on purpose to get a reaction out of the OP at the time.
I like most of the peas, or at least most are harmless and I'm neutral on them. The idiots and jerks just tend to stand out.
What is Annabella's job? I can't believe some of the questions and comments that come out of her mouth.
This sort of post just makes me shake my head.
What sorts of things do I stock up on? Things that are on sale that we use a lot of that have a long shelf life. How is that complicated?
And wth would you take and post a picture of your very mundane pantry?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3078919
purpledaisy bought 5 new pairs of shoes and every single one of them is fugly.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079196
I think they're cute.
The 3rd pair is cute. The 2nd ones are fug.
traceyc/fl and maddieksmom should be best friends. They both want to control their ex-husbands every move. Both of them sound like bitter, scorned women. I feel sorry for their ex-spouses.
tracycfl and mkm ARE bitter, scorned women.
Their husbands could escape. Their poor kids are the ones I feel sorry for.
#137 posted:
tracycfl and mkm ARE bitter, scorned women.
Their husbands could escape. Their poor kids are the ones I feel sorry for.
OMFG, they are worse than that, they are right up there with Betty Broderick and every other lunatic bitter ex-wife that tried to off their exDHs out because of their craziness.
Tracycfl is definitely gonna be on the news one day for the same thing Betty Broderick did from the way she posts. If I were her exDH, I would have the police pickup and return my kids to that crazy bitch. Of course she is turning that one kid into a Munchhausen by Proxy retard and use that sympathy card and cash cow as long as she can.
And don't think another man is ever gonna see her snatch again, if she comes across as a psycho on the POD, you know in real life every man is a potential kiddie rapist and she will run them off.
MKM is just a dumbass thundercunt that thinks her exDH owes her for every fuck he ever threw in her and for each of the crotch nuggets she popped out. I can see MKM trying to kill her exDH and failing miserably because she "still loves him" and ending up with a life sentence.
The first time that dumbass she was married to crawls back for a little strange she will be on the POD talking about how they are gonna get back together and life will be rainbow burps and unicorn farts!
I don't know MKM but somehow I can't see her ex coming back for anything from her. I'm pretty sure he's on a cop message board posting about how he wouldn't fuck her with someones elses dick let alone his.
http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533/shana
GO Shana!
That stupid contest has been going on so long that no one gives a fuck anymore.
And, I really think Keri likes it when she gets talked about here. It gives her some sort of crazy validation or something.
meh-she's not even interesting enough to smack anymore. The pimping of Maricka just seems desperate at this point.
TraceyFL does have a Betty Broderick kind of vibe to her.
MKM? I'll bet her ex constantly torments himself with wondering WHY he ever came near her in the first place.
There is new space. :)
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