Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas Bitches!

May the alcohol be aplenty,
May your MIL not show.
May your cookies contain no lard,
And may your Duraflame glow.

I wish you a joyous day,
And pray your Pandora bracelet is under the tree,
Though it's probably not what you wanted anyway,
For after all, you are a pea.

May the kidlets be grateful for the gifts
You bought with your Coke Reward Points.
And I pray that your fibromyalgia,
Doesn't take hold of your joints.

Merry Christmas my dear blog hags,
You've made this last year great.
Now let's all go stuff our faces 'til January,
When we vow to lose the weight!

Happy Holidays!
-Jane

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Anonymous said...

The world can only hope this is a fake adoption.
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+1 I seriously shudder to think of real children being raised by someone like that. FUBAR doesn't even come close :(

Anonymous said...

I hate to say it, but I do think the adoption is real. She posted photos of her with the babies in hospital.
I was looking for signs that she was perhaps just visiting a friend who had a baby, but she had a hospital ID tag on her wrist.
Then there is all the breastfeeding stuff, that's a lot of trouble to *fake* just saying she bottle feeds would have been easier.
Unfortunately, I think she has real babies and she is really crazy.
Poor little tykes.

Anonymous said...

$500 for internet, cable, land line, and 4 cell phones?? Holy shit that is expensive!!

Thats about how much ours is..with 3 iPhones.It is what it is!!

Anonymous said...

My homemade gift was not food. I made the "family" blocks that a pea made for her granny last year. All I had to buy was the wood. I had a power sander, paint, and a cricut to cut the stencil for the lettering.

My family was all emotional about receiving them. I don't know if anyone tossed them out when I went home or not. My sister put them up and I know she loved them. Another family member asked me to make additional photo blocks to include members of his wife's family that I have never met.

I suppose they could think it sucks and tossed them into the trash. I was gambling that they would keep them as opposed to food items. I don't have a job this season so that was all I could afford to do, so shoot me.

heheh said...

I bet ten bucks that she hasn't updated because he didn't propose and she's embarrassed.

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yup.

chickens. hatch. etc. etc.

Anonymous said...

bostonheart = Hand That Rocks the Cradle

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

Anonymous said...

link to the family blocks???

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