Whatever one says about Squillen, I give her mad props for defriending the Yeast Beast on FB, then cutting her dead back at the Pod, when she tried to weasel her way back in.
You know, instead of wasting your time sitting here thinking of more ways to use "fuck" "bitch" and "cunt", you all should just go join the Westboro Baptist Church. They could use people (and I use that term lightly) like you.
Bucket or not, haters are haters. Those that devote their time to a place to bring down others have no argument against those that speak against it. Besides, your arguments are just laced with all the filth you thrive on posting here in the first place.
If you check my post history, I have not commented on any of her threads or even brought up the subject of her wishing a baby dead for a very long time. I posted a nice comment on her latest Jackie thread, though. ------------------
weird, so after poking Lauren she goes and comments on her gd just to get pats on the back for it?
14., it was either the Liz thread towards the end, or Squillen's own thread towards the end. It was winding down, and the subject turned to the mass Facebook defriending that had happened after Cookiegate.
After Lowrent busted in and bragged about ordering cookies in the past, and would continue to order Squillen's cookies in the future, she then in the next post started moaning about how Squillen had defriended her.
Squillen didn't answer her at all, even when L'urine upped to a personal plea. You know she'd probably tried to PM her and was blocked.
LOL. I find it so amusing oh obsessed one that you speak of anyone else's "miasma of rage" when you are consumed with Lauren. Looks like she's not the only one who will never forget a slight.
Posted: 12/2/2011 11:00:50 PM Since emergencies only happen in person, I have ceased to allow myself to be annoyed by the technophobes of the world. If they don't care to be in the loop, no skin off my nose.
LOL. I find it so amusing oh obsessed one that you speak of anyone else's "miasma of rage" when you are consumed with Lauren. Looks like she's not the only one who will never forget a slight.
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You think honey badger cares?
Honey badger doesn't give two shits what you think.
Personally I think it's stupid to take shit off of a bully, regardless of their mental status or addictions.
Especially if it's the 34,987th time she's exploded in a vicious and nasty rage.
You feel free though. "Thank you sir! May I have another?!"
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If the Yeast Lover thinks we're being too hard on Lowrent, feel free to trust and befriend her. Make sure she can see your FB page. Show her pictures of your kids. Tell her about your marriage. Your parents. Cuddle up close. Don't hold anything back!
And then come back and tell us how it went. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'd trust Lauren before I'd trust any of you. No matter what she says, she's up front about it. I'd rather have someone be a cunt to my face than the stabbing in the back that you cunts love to do.
Speaking of spooge, Miss Bitts got getting really strange on a Bucket Thread talking about how Gov. Rubio made her weak and tingly. She damn near said she soaked her panties over him.
If the Yeast Lover thinks we're being too hard on Lowrent, feel free to trust and befriend her. Make sure she can see your FB page. Show her pictures of your kids. Tell her about your marriage. Your parents. Cuddle up close. Don't hold anything back!
And then come back and tell us how it went.
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PLEASE if you are newish to the boards and haven't yet witnessed one of Lauren's mentally abusive tirades, then be warned. Do not EVER give her any information about yourself of any kind. I am one of those old peas who she tried to humiliate me on the board when I didn't take her side in some stupid argument. I set her on ignore for the longest time, then when I saw the thread where she attacked Yvonne's baby, I UN-ignored her read what was said and decided as long as she is on that board, I am not.
2 peas is a very fucked up company for allowing people like her to come back again and again under new names. I've seen her say the most hurtful things to people just because a "debate" didn't have the outcome she wanted.
She has some sort of issues, I suspected for a long time it was drinking. I think she's quit drinking now so we aren't seeing the level of hatefulness she is capable with when her inhibitions are diminished when she is drunk.
But the real bottom line is that there is just something wrong with her. I think it's an anger management problem and maybe something like borderline personality disorder.
31 that's not the real Pinky Zebra. It looks like a troll account, and whoever it is pulled up that thread after it was mentioned here. It was way far down on some back page before that.
What 46 said. When I came to Peas about six years ago, Lauren was in an apologetic/sane cycle, and I wondered why all the Peas were being so "mean" to her.
LOL, have times changed. Her abuse of others is unsurpassed, and no, she didn't get banned for the Yvonne dead baby thing, believe it or not.
I am 46, and I just wanted to add that I have seen 4 very clear cycles of Lauren playing nice, ramping up, then flipping out on someone, going away for a few days and then coming back. When she comes back she becomes the board "thread starter" so she can lure new peas into paying attention to her because the older peas usually set her on ignore when we see a cycle starting up again.
But I can only tell you from my experience I had a small problem with my husband I needed to vent about at one point many years ago. So I vented. Two years later, when I wouldn't side with her on one of her antagonistic debate threads, she threw that issue I had talked about (on a thread in which she never participated) just to slam me. She must have had some serious free time to look through 2 years of my post history to find the one and ONLY thing I have ever vented about up.
In my opinion that is pretty whacked behavior. Seriously, who does that? It's just downright weirdness and a sign of a clearly over invested person on a message board. To be that invested, something in her life is missing. I get the feeling she has very few friends in real like, no dating prospects and she is just very lonely and has a career that is not fulfilling and she probably is only marginally good at.
It must really suck to be her. And what is so sad, with a little therapy she could turn her life around, get off the internet for her sole source of socializing and have a real life. And maybe get laid again someday. That is, if she can pry it open. Probably need heavy duty lube and a crowbar to get those flaps apart and a team of bio-hazard experts to clear out the cobwebs, the broken dildo that has been rotting away in there, a couple of cigarette butts she sat on and lost, as well as her neighbors long lost puppy that has mummified up in there, smothered from the yeast discharge.
Well, I put all the peaple that drive me up a fucking wall on ignore...now the pod is really boring. No one to listen to -------------
I always take a long break, usually a couple of months, Usually be then enough entertaining drama has gone down to make it worth reading the board again. I think when you make the board and everyday thing you really open yourself up to feeling people are just getting more and more stupid by the minute and begin to think some of the shit posted on that board is a reflection of normal society.
Because the board is so heavily populated by Mormons you really find yourself in the middle of the "I am the better Little House on the Prairie watcher" and the "thriftiest cook in my ward" war and who can save the most money by using lard to polish your floors, use as a hair conditioner and then...use the leftovers for boot you are serving for dinner just so you can feel like a pioneer, back in the good old days when you could have had 25 sister wives, one husband and 369 kids......"
And then of course how to pop out 9 kids and survive when you husband works at Burger King for a living.
They are not my idea of the most interesting people to read about on a daily basis.
weird, so after poking Lauren she goes and comments on her gd just to get pats on the back for it? 0000000000000000 i checked her post history and she posted on the gd thread before she poked L'Urine.
not a sw fan but i don't think her comment was really a poke, more a snark one-liner. she didn't mention L'Urine by name and she didn't post on one of L'Urine's multiple "LOOK AT ME!!1!" threads.
please explain how her comment was a dig AT L'Urine?
OMG on that being done with babies thread, I think most of them are just making things up as they go along. So many high risk pregnancies, so many dramatic doctors telling them they were going to DIE if they had another, the worst morning sickness on the planet...it's like a freaking competition to see who had the most fucked up pregnancy. Peas are such drama queens.
It's ironic that most of the people who post here are people who tried to post there and got piled on and chased off by bullies ======================================= Speak for yourself, I didn't get piled on or chased off. I'm here because I can't deal with the daily dose of pea stupidity without an outlet.
Anonymous said... 58 It's ironic that most of the people who post here are people who tried to post there and got piled on and chased off by bullies ======================================= Speak for yourself, I didn't get piled on or chased off. I'm here because I can't deal with the daily dose of pea stupidity without an outlet.
December 3, 2011 12:31 AM
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It says "most people" if that didn't apply to you then there was really no reason to reply.
Plenty of people here have stated that they don't post over there.
PeaNut 108861 - September 2003 Posts: 21653 Layouts: 255 Posted: 5/3/2011 6:35:32 PM ------------------------- Dude I vote that I get to be in that half
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It says "most people" if that didn't apply to you then there was really no reason to reply.
Plenty of people here have stated that they don't post over there. -------------------------- I'll respond when I feel like responding douche bag, I don't need your permission. This may have escaped your pea brain attention, responding is what is meant to happen on a message board, otherwise it's known as an empty space.
I looked at her blog, it doesn't appear there is a daddy in the picture? I went back a few posts and it looked like she was in a relationship with a women, has two kids but lives with a guy who's her "roommate".
She got pregnant through a donor & lives with her 'best friend' that she is not romantically involved with. Sounds like an unusual decision to make when you already have 2 kids and no partner.
Don't most of you old timers see that for those of there less then 4 or 5 years that Lauren just blends in with the rest of the crowd there. There are folks just as mean as she is, just as vindictive? To me the folks so quick to point out the history of folks like Lauren come across just as mean spirited as her.
There is no one more evil than Lauren. I can't imagine ever taunting a nice grieving pea and her dead mother. What kind of nutter gets off on that? Sick sick bitch. No wonder her kids are all fucked up.
JBeans is a COMPLETE and utter DOUCHEBAG TOOL in every fucking posts she ever makes.
Guess Mommyhood is disagreeing with her bigtime. I didn't realize it was evebn possible to be more miserable than she was pre-baby but she proves that wrong and every single post regardless of how petty the subject.
What is with that scary assed avatar pic? Great googly moogly what an asshat.
53 - Yeah, because that's how you believe all LDS people are. I'm LDS and I get annoyed with some that are like that, but I can assure you, they're not all like that. If they were, I wouldn't be one of them. That's like saying 'all Americans live in trailers' or 'all black people are criminals.' um.........NO.
#72- now there is a chic who is CRAZY! in another thread she also said she would use a donor AGAIN ! she has 2...1 on the ways single and single. Those poor kids!
"When my kids were 6+, they had to pay for their own dinner if they couldn't act properly. We only had to do it once and it got everybody's attention."
so many peatards. almost every single pea posting on that thread is surprised by the spam and denying the direct link between the pea spammers and the fuckall stupid threads where they 'share' their pinterest boards. the only ones posting that they are getting spammed are the same ones that are all over those pinterst threads, and manically sending out invitations to any dumbfuck who asks for one.
maybe pinterest had a reason for keeping membership by invite only. but when you'll just send out invitations to any old asshole on a message board, it won't take long for the spammers to show up.
SO right #76. did you see her fucking responses on the neighbor thread? Just the kind of lunatics everyone needs next to them. she's so vile on the boars i wonder how nuts she'd go as a neighbor
Anonymous said... 66 It says "most people" if that didn't apply to you then there was really no reason to reply.
Plenty of people here have stated that they don't post over there. -------------------------- I'll respond when I feel like responding douche bag, I don't need your permission. This may have escaped your pea brain attention, responding is what is meant to happen on a message board, otherwise it's known as an empty space.
December 3, 2011 6:59 AM
Douchebag? Wow, your vocabulary is awesome! You are the empty space. You missed the point completely but it's ok since you can't handle it.
I'll be gone a few days and won't have time to respond to you again (maybe someone else will but no one will probably give you the time of day).
Because the board is so heavily populated by Mormons you really find yourself in the middle of the "I am the better Little House on the Prairie watcher" and the "thriftiest cook in my ward" war and who can save the most money by using lard to polish your floors, use as a hair conditioner and then...use the leftovers for boot you are serving for dinner just so you can feel like a pioneer, back in the good old days when you could have had 25 sister wives, one husband and 369 kids......"
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I am ex LDS. Convert. They are so sweet when they are trying to get you into the church, but then you start to see the cracks. What you said about trying to outdo each other and live like the pioneers in the good old days is so spot on!
It's easy to use lard as conditioner when you find that it doesn't work you can just go to the salon and have it fixed. It's easy to pretend you aren't judgmental of people that have less than you when you live in a giant house and live for this perceived perfection.
It took getting out of that church for me to see clearly. I agree, that taking a break from the boards is the best because you start to see that the real world is not like that. The real world does not freak out about carts. It sucks, but people don't get pea livid about it.
I looked at her blog, it doesn't appear there is a daddy in the picture? I went back a few posts and it looked like she was in a relationship with a women, has two kids but lives with a guy who's her "roommate".
the troll is spot on. But the stepford wives will all come to the op defense though.
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I never understand bringing your shit to a message board with strangers. Here I am able to see your face in your avatar so you don't feel as anon as you think you are. If her husband knew she was airing dirty laundry about him on a message board he'd probably be pissed. Just as women would be if men were sitting around doing the same thing. Respect his privacy more and maybe he wont' be treating you like a child regarding money. Obviously you can't handle the responsibility of being an adult.
OMG, ReallyRed pisses me off sooooo much here. FFS, she's in a PUBLIC place and bitching about noise. She's with 2 14 YOs? I bet they were so quiet. What a bitch.
#92 wrote: I never understand bringing your shit to a message board with strangers. Here I am able to see your face in your avatar so you don't feel as anon as you think you are. If her husband knew she was airing dirty laundry about him on a message board he'd probably be pissed. Just as women would be if men were sitting around doing the same thing. Respect his privacy more and maybe he wont' be treating you like a child regarding money. Obviously you can't handle the responsibility of being an adult.
============ FFS, the woman is a virtual prison of her husband and you know she STAYS for the children. I bet he tells her all the time that he will divorce her and the judge will just give them to him because she is just a useless cunt only worth fucking.
What actually freaked me out was the pea that suggested she skim from the grocery bill to give away. WHO IS SHE KIDDING, Mr.Control Freak knows how much he gives her and makes that woman account for it to the penny and helping her whore sister and bitch of a mother isn't part of HIS PLAN FOR HIS MONEY which is why she doesn't get an "allowance." I bet the only time she is EVER ALLOWED to leave the house alone is when she grocery shops or something child related. And like someone else I know the only reason she is allowed on 2 Peas is that it is for women and ya know she doesn't work because HE doesn't want her to and she would be cheating on him (like he does her) with a male co-worker if she did.
Nah, #97, if she has the ability to post in 2Peas, she has the ability to post somewhere that might actually help her. She ain't looking to help herself or her kids, she's looking for sympathy. if it was me and I had access to the net I can tell you 500% I would be posting to others for help and not some scrapbooking board, actually, if I had time to do that, i'd be driving to the local center for abused women.
yeah, don't forget. this isn't only the time of year we have to endure the 'woe is me, i have no money for toys for the kids". it's also the time of year we have to endure the "look at me and how fucking saintly I am giving to the poors".
She needed people to cater to her family for dinners yet she's making cookies? -------------------- Well duh.
She needs help with the REGULAR cooking. If she wants to go to cookie exchanges and BLESS people with her "famous" PB bars, then that's something else altogether.
to summarize:
she's too incapacitated for the everyday drudge cooking, but is more than well enough to bake up a shitstorm if it sounds like fun.
Who needs the Kardashians when Real Life is so surreal
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#98, you would be surprised how brainwashed these women are. My friend starved herself to the point that she had to have a pacemaker placed because she HAD.TO.PLEASE her husband and stay so thin that HE could count her vertebrae and ribs because he didn't want to be stuck with a FATTY like her mother which was already an issue for her. He also would say things like, "Your Mom is fat white trash and you are gonna be just like her" AFTER he ate his fill at her table (his MO has always been to make her bring home 3/4s of her food anytime they ate out while he cleaned his plate)and in front of her mother as well.
Since she been with him, she has never been able to have a private thought because he must read every email, listen to every telephone message including all of her work related communications to the point it interfered and her boss "had to let her go" BEFORE they married. And forget about having friends he didn't approve of because they might get her FAT which means every.single.woman he wasn't sexually attracted to and thought he could fuck (he has cheated innumerable times and goes to Asia now as "part of his job" for months on end.) When she "oops" him, he refused to have anything to do with her and their son and even denied the boy for the first 3 years of his life so he wouldn't be responsible for "child support for your little bastard."
The last time I was allowed to talk to her, he was thankfully in Asia, and I asked her how things were going and she told me that if it weren't for the fact that HER MONEY was tied up in community property, she would be gone and her only hope was the day the mean OLD bastard died (he's nearly 65) because she found out about his "friend" which he said he had to have since she couldn't give him regular sex after the pacemaker.
FYI, just like Mr. Control Freak, he decides who gets "the toys" --HIM-- and basically ignores their son, one of the 4 children he has HAD to admit to fathering including the illegitimate 18 year old born during his only other legal marriage (he had a legal 9 year old daughter from that failed marriage when they met) her MIL informed her of on her Wedding Day and the 30 year old from a "High School Relationship" that showed up after her pacemaker surgery asking for an inheritance from the death of her FIL.
So, yeah I can see her "thinking" his abuse is his way of loving her.
My first thought was that she's a hardcore shopaholic, and this is the only way he can keep her from completely blowing the budget.
Or, the people she wants to give to are users, he's BTDT, and he's not having any of it. ********************* That is EXACTLY what I thought when I read her thread #103.
I'm surprised more pea-husbands haven't instituted similar controls on their SAHM leaches
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135835 ----------------- OPs like this are total tools. If you're not asking for honest opinions, and you're just going to change the story every time you don't get the response you want, then FFS just save everyone some time and label your fucking whine as a PVM.
kellylo, you were a rude, cunty bitch and you got called on it. Even the cunty peas agree. Get over yourself.
Poor Kellylo, no one thought she was right about asking that couple to get up from the bar seats. No matter what she said, everyone still thought she was rude. Maybe next time she will understand the whole bar concept.
I have a feeling if we find out the restaurant she went to and called it they wouldn't know WTF she's talking about. ----------------------------------------- You'd call it? There is over investment right there folks.
You'd call it? There is over investment right there folks.
That would be awesome. Calling her out on her lie. Knowing her she'd probably change her story up again and say it was a different place! I'd say you're a little overinvested too dear. lol
Okaaaaay, so I smacked into your car and got away without being seen, so you send out freaking emails and I'm going to confess? No way.
Why can't Peas just except that bad stuff happens and deal with it?
-------------- Yeah, someone hit her new Kia and she's all bent out of shape. Go ahead and send the email and be labeled as crazy by the school parents.
If it were me, I would call the police and file a report for my insurance. If you can afford a new car and private school, you surely must be able to afford the deductable.
"Oh Em Gee" Really Jill? Is God going to strike you down for writing OMG on the sabbath? I hate how mormons take words and make them cute like they are changing the meaning of them.
OH MY HECK!
Any bets on how many times she'll bump up her thread?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135843 ------------------ Wanna know who some of the biggest pea-cunts are? Take a look at who's bitching about 'greedy poor kids' on this thread. Get your spreadsheets ready!
Anonymous said... 140 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135843 ------------------ Wanna know who some of the biggest pea-cunts are? Take a look at who's bitching about 'greedy poor kids' on this thread. Get your spreadsheets ready!
December 4, 2011 10:06 AM
**************** I like Nicoleintxwholivesinpa's response. LOL
PeaNut 11942 - March 2001 Posts: 17875 Layouts: 39 Loc: Vacaville, CA
Posted: 12/4/2011 1:45:31 PM It's one thing to say "I was disappointed that the tags left requested gifts that cost more than I'm willing to give to this charity" and "the kids are asking for things that cost too much and since they are getting charity they (or the adults in their lives) should know better than to ask for more than they deserve." _______________________
Actually I agree with the latter. If you're getting charity, you don't ask for an ipad.
Aren't Jumperhop and MaryMary sisters-in-law? That would make complaining about your in-laws a little awkward. --------------------
Mary is married to Jumperhop's brother. Mary's hasn't spoken to her parents in 10 years due to some abuse or neglect. She did recently run into her mother but her mother didn't recognize her. lol Jumperhop was talking about her husband's family.
Gail's response to the bil named the dog after my kid thread
I feel sorry for the pup...with him being the way he is and training a new dog...well...not a good time...may want to keep an eye out for abuse on the pup... ____________________________
PeaNut 43843 - July 2002 Posts: 38823 Layouts: 46 Loc: East Coast Posted: 12/4/2011 3:52:09 PM --------------------------------------- This is a pet peeve of mine so I always make a point to say nothing when I get my receipt and wait for the cashier to say thank you first, then I also say thanks. If the cashier says nothing at least I didn't thank that person who wasn't being pleasant. Because if I had said thank you and gotten no response, that would have been rude! She should be thanking me for being a customer. -----------------
No you dumbshit, you should be thanking them for having to put up with your stupidity.
#166 I agree with her since the BIL is a hothead drunk and obviously has an aggressive chip since he calls his BIL a "ginger". Sounds like a BillyBob fucktard to me. Just the type that would find it funny to abuse an animal.
You seriously won't go see a concert because of a $2 surcharge?
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TicketMaster fees are outrageous.
That said, the lawsuit is a rip off and a get-rich scheme by the legal firm.
1.) You have to jump through hoops to get a shamefully measly amount of money APPLIED to future ticket purchases. WIN for Ticketmaster.
2.) The law firm that brought the class action suit is raking in GAZILLIONS. This is the trend: find a someone to CL sue, get a ridiculously lame settlement, profit enormously on the legal fees.
LMAO. Jill did bump her thread about the Ellen thing. First of all that is old, get with it Jill, but then to say she's bumping it for evening hilarity?? I bet her and her husband kiss like that.
I don't see what the problem is with Jill's picture. I think the problem you guys have is it was Jill that posted it. She could post a picture of her dog on a "post a picture of your dog" thread and you would find some way to see something wrong with it. Plus, later in the thread, she even said that it was older and what has changed since.
I don't see what's wrong with Jill's picture. It seems your problem isn't with her picture, but your problem is with her. She could post a picture of her dog on a "post a picture of your dog" thread and your bully radar goes up. Question - would you have that same reaction if that picture was posted by a lesser known pea or an unknown pea?
Yes 70, that is how I read it. She needs to get on some birth control and stop getting pregnant. TWO babies that have chromosonal defects that are incompatible with life? Stop breeding.
I have only posted here once or twice before but tonight I am compelled to ask: WTF is an Elf on a Shelf? And why do we have to read about it every day over there?!!
194-she doesn't have a husband, it was from donor sperm. Don't they genetically test donor sperm? Or I guess the problem could be with her genes. Either way, no there is no way in hell I would go thru that again.
I don't see what's wrong with Jill's picture. It seems your problem isn't with her picture, but your problem is with her. She could post a picture of her dog on a "post a picture of your dog" thread and your bully radar goes up. Question - would you have that same reaction if that picture was posted by a lesser known pea or an unknown pea?
Yes. Yes I would. However I would know it's Jill's dog based on that idea that a dog resembles it's owner? That would be a dog with a massive forehead.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 217 Newer› Newest»Happy Friday, bitches!
Second....really?
Whatever one says about Squillen, I give her mad props for defriending the Yeast Beast on FB, then cutting her dead back at the Pod, when she tried to weasel her way back in.
Yeast Beast LMAO!!!
Where has Athena slithered off to? And why?
Athena is doing another cheap porn flick.
Was Athena on Black Walnut's Cain Train?
It would make sense that she'd be lying low.
You know, instead of wasting your time sitting here thinking of more ways to use "fuck" "bitch" and "cunt", you all should just go join the Westboro Baptist Church. They could use people (and I use that term lightly) like you.
Dunno, 8. Westboro seems more like your speed. Now run off to your hood-wearing Bucket friends and clutch your Anita Bryant pearls somewhere else.
Cunt.
Athena is doing another cheap porn flick.
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She's a Handjob Creator!!!!
9: Gee, how can I recover from that?
Bucket or not, haters are haters. Those that devote their time to a place to bring down others have no argument against those that speak against it. Besides, your arguments are just laced with all the filth you thrive on posting here in the first place.
irony
11, take your meds.
3 - link to where squillen said something to lauren?
LOL, 8/11 is most likely one of the stoopids that compared the Squillen thread to rape.
Haters!!!!!one!!!!
Jane - please post the Seanna letter in the NSBR gems section, omg that is hysterical! It shows how down right bat shit crazy she is.
Anyone know how Jeffrey responded and did Tupoi publicly apologize?
ScrapWench*
Posted: 12/2/2011 11:22:34 PM
If you check my post history, I have not commented on any of her threads or even brought up the subject of her wishing a baby dead for a very long time. I posted a nice comment on her latest Jackie thread, though.
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weird, so after poking Lauren she goes and comments on her gd just to get pats on the back for it?
14., it was either the Liz thread towards the end, or Squillen's own thread towards the end. It was winding down, and the subject turned to the mass Facebook defriending that had happened after Cookiegate.
After Lowrent busted in and bragged about ordering cookies in the past, and would continue to order Squillen's cookies in the future, she then in the next post started moaning about how Squillen had defriended her.
Squillen didn't answer her at all, even when L'urine upped to a personal plea. You know she'd probably tried to PM her and was blocked.
I like Marianne's cat. Marianne, however, is a special kind of heinous.
Was Athena on Black Walnut's Cain Train?
It would make sense that she'd be lying low.
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Probably, she's got a looong track record of picking losers.
Schadenfreude.
Actually, she friended Lauren on facebook again, so looks like you don't know anything oh obsessed one.
Hey, 11.
Have a steaming cup of shut the fuck up.
Actually, she friended Lauren on facebook again, so looks like you don't know anything oh obsessed one.
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That's too bad. It was smart and self-protective of Squillen to distance herself from L'Urine's miasma of rage and yeast.
That and L'Urine will never forget the slight.
Lowrent is blocked on FB for me.
LOL. I find it so amusing oh obsessed one that you speak of anyone else's "miasma of rage" when you are consumed with Lauren. Looks like she's not the only one who will never forget a slight.
That's odd that you consider the verbal abuse of someone else's kids a slight.
That says a lot about you.
As opposed to what your posts say about you oh obsessed one?
Yeast and sulfur in da house!
Oh let me guess, you're going to claim I'm Lauren. So predictable Mable.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135650
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PeaNut 273938 - August 2006
Posts: 3937 Layouts: 50
Loc: Hawthouse
Posted: 12/2/2011 11:00:50 PM
Since emergencies only happen in person, I have ceased to allow myself to be annoyed by the technophobes of the world. If they don't care to be in the loop, no skin off my nose.
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is she an idiot?
**PinkyZebra**
PeaWee
PeaNut 292641 - January 2007
Posts: 2 Layouts: 0
Posted: 12/2/2011 11:19:43 PM
Why does our favorite racist bitch nozzle only show 2 posts. Did she have her posting history deleted after one of her infamous hairflips?
30-Yes, she certainly is. A SPECIAL kind of idiot at that.
miss bitts is a loon. her posts are just WEIRD.
LOL. I find it so amusing oh obsessed one that you speak of anyone else's "miasma of rage" when you are consumed with Lauren. Looks like she's not the only one who will never forget a slight.
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You think honey badger cares?
Honey badger doesn't give two shits what you think.
Personally I think it's stupid to take shit off of a bully, regardless of their mental status or addictions.
Especially if it's the 34,987th time she's exploded in a vicious and nasty rage.
You feel free though. "Thank you sir! May I have another?!"
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If the Yeast Lover thinks we're being too hard on Lowrent, feel free to trust and befriend her. Make sure she can see your FB page. Show her pictures of your kids. Tell her about your marriage. Your parents. Cuddle up close. Don't hold anything back!
And then come back and tell us how it went.
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FTW
You think care? I don't give two shits what you think.
I'd trust Lauren before I'd trust any of you. No matter what she says, she's up front about it. I'd rather have someone be a cunt to my face than the stabbing in the back that you cunts love to do.
I see that 25 is done nibbling the short curlies off of Lowrents yeasty ball sacs and has come up for air.
Question: does the carpet match the drapes? Inquiring minds want to know.
Is Mable one of the many voices Lowrent hears in her head?
Maybe she wiggles her index finger like the kid in The Shining when she channels "Mable."
"Lowrent's not here, Mrs. Torrance."
You think care? I don't give two shits what you think.
December 2, 2011 9:33 PM
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You're so damn derivative. *yawn*
keep us updated. i can't wait to hear the dreamy details your lovefest with L'Urine.
Happily ever after!!!
I'd rather have someone be a cunt to my face than
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Sounds to me like you'd like Laurine's cunt IN your face.
You're leaking spooge all over the blog, for fuck's sake.
Speaking of spooge, Miss Bitts got getting really strange on a Bucket Thread talking about how Gov. Rubio made her weak and tingly. She damn near said she soaked her panties over him.
It was really awkward.
^^^got really strange.
If the Yeast Lover thinks we're being too hard on Lowrent, feel free to trust and befriend her. Make sure she can see your FB page. Show her pictures of your kids. Tell her about your marriage. Your parents. Cuddle up close. Don't hold anything back!
And then come back and tell us how it went.
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PLEASE if you are newish to the boards and haven't yet witnessed one of Lauren's mentally abusive tirades, then be warned. Do not EVER give her any information about yourself of any kind. I am one of those old peas who she tried to humiliate me on the board when I didn't take her side in some stupid argument. I set her on ignore for the longest time, then when I saw the thread where she attacked Yvonne's baby, I UN-ignored her read what was said and decided as long as she is on that board, I am not.
2 peas is a very fucked up company for allowing people like her to come back again and again under new names. I've seen her say the most hurtful things to people just because a "debate" didn't have the outcome she wanted.
She has some sort of issues, I suspected for a long time it was drinking. I think she's quit drinking now so we aren't seeing the level of hatefulness she is capable with when her inhibitions are diminished when she is drunk.
But the real bottom line is that there is just something wrong with her. I think it's an anger management problem and maybe something like borderline personality disorder.
I've been around for eons and ITA with your assessment of Lauren.
NUT CASE. DO NOT ENGAGE.
31 that's not the real Pinky Zebra. It looks like a troll account, and whoever it is pulled up that thread after it was mentioned here. It was way far down on some back page before that.
PZ hasn't been around for awhile. I don't think.
What 46 said. When I came to Peas about six years ago, Lauren was in an apologetic/sane cycle, and I wondered why all the Peas were being so "mean" to her.
LOL, have times changed. Her abuse of others is unsurpassed, and no, she didn't get banned for the Yvonne dead baby thing, believe it or not.
Three things to remember:
1) She's fucking insane.
2) Steer clear.
3) Steer fucking clear.
That is all.
I am 46, and I just wanted to add that I have seen 4 very clear cycles of Lauren playing nice, ramping up, then flipping out on someone, going away for a few days and then coming back. When she comes back she becomes the board "thread starter" so she can lure new peas into paying attention to her because the older peas usually set her on ignore when we see a cycle starting up again.
But I can only tell you from my experience I had a small problem with my husband I needed to vent about at one point many years ago. So I vented. Two years later, when I wouldn't side with her on one of her antagonistic debate threads, she threw that issue I had talked about (on a thread in which she never participated) just to slam me. She must have had some serious free time to look through 2 years of my post history to find the one and ONLY thing I have ever vented about up.
In my opinion that is pretty whacked behavior. Seriously, who does that? It's just downright weirdness and a sign of a clearly over invested person on a message board. To be that invested, something in her life is missing. I get the feeling she has very few friends in real like, no dating prospects and she is just very lonely and has a career that is not fulfilling and she probably is only marginally good at.
It must really suck to be her. And what is so sad, with a little therapy she could turn her life around, get off the internet for her sole source of socializing and have a real life. And maybe get laid again someday. That is, if she can pry it open. Probably need heavy duty lube and a crowbar to get those flaps apart and a team of bio-hazard experts to clear out the cobwebs, the broken dildo that has been rotting away in there, a couple of cigarette butts she sat on and lost, as well as her neighbors long lost puppy that has mummified up in there, smothered from the yeast discharge.
Well, I put all the peaple that drive me up a fucking wall on ignore...now the pod is really boring. No one to listen to
LMAO! *golf clap*
Well, I put all the peaple that drive me up a fucking wall on ignore...now the pod is really boring. No one to listen to
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I always take a long break, usually a couple of months, Usually be then enough entertaining drama has gone down to make it worth reading the board again. I think when you make the board and everyday thing you really open yourself up to feeling people are just getting more and more stupid by the minute and begin to think some of the shit posted on that board is a reflection of normal society.
Because the board is so heavily populated by Mormons you really find yourself in the middle of the "I am the better Little House on the Prairie watcher" and the "thriftiest cook in my ward" war and who can save the most money by using lard to polish your floors, use as a hair conditioner and then...use the leftovers for boot you are serving for dinner just so you can feel like a pioneer, back in the good old days when you could have had 25 sister wives, one husband and 369 kids......"
And then of course how to pop out 9 kids and survive when you husband works at Burger King for a living.
They are not my idea of the most interesting people to read about on a daily basis.
weird, so after poking Lauren she goes and comments on her gd just to get pats on the back for it?
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i checked her post history and she posted on the gd thread before she poked L'Urine.
not a sw fan but i don't think her comment was really a poke, more a snark one-liner. she didn't mention L'Urine by name and she didn't post on one of L'Urine's multiple "LOOK AT ME!!1!" threads.
please explain how her comment was a dig AT L'Urine?
OMG on that being done with babies thread, I think most of them are just making things up as they go along. So many high risk pregnancies, so many dramatic doctors telling them they were going to DIE if they had another, the worst morning sickness on the planet...it's like a freaking competition to see who had the most fucked up pregnancy.
Peas are such drama queens.
It's ironic that most of the people who post here are people who tried to post there and got piled on and chased off by bullies.
Now they say all the bullies are here?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135614
And here we go... the season has begun with the first "my kid won't have a Christmas" thread.
Let the donations begin. Suckers.
It's ironic that most of the people who post here are people who tried to post there and got piled on and chased off by bullies
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Speak for yourself, I didn't get piled on or chased off. I'm here because I can't deal with the daily dose of pea stupidity without an outlet.
Anonymous said... 58 It's ironic that most of the people who post here are people who tried to post there and got piled on and chased off by bullies
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Speak for yourself, I didn't get piled on or chased off. I'm here because I can't deal with the daily dose of pea stupidity without an outlet.
December 3, 2011 12:31 AM
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It says "most people" if that didn't apply to you then there was really no reason to reply.
Plenty of people here have stated that they don't post over there.
Miss Jen
Mommy to Snowflakes
PeaNut 108861 - September 2003
Posts: 21653 Layouts: 255
Posted: 5/3/2011 6:35:32 PM
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Dude I vote that I get to be in that half
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Some people just should NOT be allowed to use dude in their vocabulary!
And here we go... the season has begun with the first "my kid won't have a Christmas" thread.
Let the donations begin. Suckers.
Get the violin out! She never came back to the thread. I don't think she wants to make necklaces. lol
Some people just should NOT be allowed to use dude in their vocabulary!
Especially if they're lame like Miss Jen.
Anonymous said... 61 And here we go... the season has begun with the first "my kid won't have a Christmas" thread.
Let the donations begin. Suckers.
Get the violin out! She never came back to the thread. I don't think she wants to make necklaces. lol
December 3, 2011 6:17 AM
Hopefully she came up with a money maker and is too busy to respond :)
Jane - please post the Seanna letter in the NSBR gems section, omg that is hysterical! It shows how down right bat shit crazy she is.
Anyone know how Jeffrey responded and did Tupoi publicly apologize?
That was hilarious! I wonder if that was before or after she got banned.
Question: does the carpet match the drapes? Inquiring minds want to know.
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I sure as hell don't want to know.
It says "most people" if that didn't apply to you then there was really no reason to reply.
Plenty of people here have stated that they don't post over there.
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I'll respond when I feel like responding douche bag, I don't need your permission. This may have escaped your pea brain attention, responding is what is meant to happen on a message board, otherwise it's known as an empty space.
Miss Jen
Mommy to Snowflakes
PeaNut 108861 - September 2003
Posts: 21653 Layouts: 255
Posted: 5/3/2011 6:35:32 PM
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I thought she has only one snowflake, why does her avatar say mommy to snowflakes?
I feel sorry for that snowflake she gave birth to.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135493
So she's tickled pink that someone actually talked to her. What does that say!
I thought she has only one snowflake, why does her avatar say mommy to snowflakes?
She still has a few more on ice I think.
So is she saying the baby she is carrying now will die too?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135666
I think so 70.
I looked at her blog, it doesn't appear there is a daddy in the picture? I went back a few posts and it looked like she was in a relationship with a women, has two kids but lives with a guy who's her "roommate".
She got pregnant through a donor & lives with her 'best friend' that she is not romantically involved with. Sounds like an unusual decision to make when you already have 2 kids and no partner.
Don't most of you old timers see that for those of there less then 4 or 5 years that Lauren just blends in with the rest of the crowd there. There are folks just as mean as she is, just as vindictive? To me the folks so quick to point out the history of folks like Lauren come across just as mean spirited as her.
^ who invited Gomer Pyle?
There is no one more evil than Lauren. I can't imagine ever taunting a nice grieving pea and her dead mother. What kind of nutter gets off on that? Sick sick bitch. No wonder her kids are all fucked up.
It's official.
JBeans is a COMPLETE and utter DOUCHEBAG TOOL in every fucking posts she ever makes.
Guess Mommyhood is disagreeing with her bigtime. I didn't realize it was evebn possible to be more miserable than she was pre-baby but she proves that wrong and every single post regardless of how petty the subject.
What is with that scary assed avatar pic? Great googly moogly what an asshat.
post typo not postS before the anals jump on
and meant even vs evebn
but you knew that :D
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135666
Why did Writermom1 quote her post? Is she trying to catch her in some lie or something?
53 - Yeah, because that's how you believe all LDS people are. I'm LDS and I get annoyed with some that are like that, but I can assure you, they're not all like that. If they were, I wouldn't be one of them. That's like saying 'all Americans live in trailers' or 'all black people are criminals.' um.........NO.
#72- now there is a chic who is CRAZY! in another thread she also said she would use a donor AGAIN ! she has 2...1 on the ways single and single. Those poor kids!
"When my kids were 6+, they had to pay for their own dinner if they couldn't act properly. We only had to do it once and it got everybody's attention."
Seriously sharonmnc?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3135550&pg=3
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135716
Sucks to be her.
Man is she stuck! That's a horrible life to live.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135682
so many peatards. almost every single pea posting on that thread is surprised by the spam and denying the direct link between the pea spammers and the fuckall stupid threads where they 'share' their pinterest boards. the only ones posting that they are getting spammed are the same ones that are all over those pinterst threads, and manically sending out invitations to any dumbfuck who asks for one.
maybe pinterest had a reason for keeping membership by invite only. but when you'll just send out invitations to any old asshole on a message board, it won't take long for the spammers to show up.
duh
SO right #76. did you see her fucking responses on the neighbor thread? Just the kind of lunatics everyone needs next to them. she's so vile on the boars i wonder how nuts she'd go as a neighbor
Anonymous said... 66 It says "most people" if that didn't apply to you then there was really no reason to reply.
Plenty of people here have stated that they don't post over there.
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I'll respond when I feel like responding douche bag, I don't need your permission. This may have escaped your pea brain attention, responding is what is meant to happen on a message board, otherwise it's known as an empty space.
December 3, 2011 6:59 AM
Douchebag? Wow, your vocabulary is awesome! You are the empty space. You missed the point completely but it's ok since you can't handle it.
I'll be gone a few days and won't have time to respond to you again (maybe someone else will but no one will probably give you the time of day).
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135716
the troll is spot on. But the stepford wives will all come to the op defense though.
Because the board is so heavily populated by Mormons you really find yourself in the middle of the "I am the better Little House on the Prairie watcher" and the "thriftiest cook in my ward" war and who can save the most money by using lard to polish your floors, use as a hair conditioner and then...use the leftovers for boot you are serving for dinner just so you can feel like a pioneer, back in the good old days when you could have had 25 sister wives, one husband and 369 kids......"
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I am ex LDS. Convert. They are so sweet when they are trying to get you into the church, but then you start to see the cracks. What you said about trying to outdo each other and live like the pioneers in the good old days is so spot on!
It's easy to use lard as conditioner when you find that it doesn't work you can just go to the salon and have it fixed. It's easy to pretend you aren't judgmental of people that have less than you when you live in a giant house and live for this perceived perfection.
It took getting out of that church for me to see clearly. I agree, that taking a break from the boards is the best because you start to see that the real world is not like that. The real world does not freak out about carts. It sucks, but people don't get pea livid about it.
Doesn't getting inseminated with donor sperm cost some $$$$.
That pea doesn't seem like she's rolling in the dough.
Anonymous said... 71 I think so 70.
I looked at her blog, it doesn't appear there is a daddy in the picture? I went back a few posts and it looked like she was in a relationship with a women, has two kids but lives with a guy who's her "roommate".
December 3, 2011 7:21 AM
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Because she is a lesbian!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3125682&pg=5
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135716
the troll is spot on. But the stepford wives will all come to the op defense though.
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I never understand bringing your shit to a message board with strangers. Here I am able to see your face in your avatar so you don't feel as anon as you think you are. If her husband knew she was airing dirty laundry about him on a message board he'd probably be pissed. Just as women would be if men were sitting around doing the same thing. Respect his privacy more and maybe he wont' be treating you like a child regarding money. Obviously you can't handle the responsibility of being an adult.
Rainbow Scrapper. Every time she posts I feel sorry for anyone that has to be around her IRL She brings dumb and obnoxious to a whole new level.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135723
OMG, ReallyRed pisses me off sooooo much here. FFS, she's in a PUBLIC place and bitching about noise. She's with 2 14 YOs? I bet they were so quiet. What a bitch.
meh. I started to post to reallyred's noise thread and tell her that she would need to consult L'Urine on what an acceptable level of noise is.
Do that 95 and ask if her kids are mutes at the same time - those people probably talk loud to get over their noise.
#92 wrote:
I never understand bringing your shit to a message board with strangers. Here I am able to see your face in your avatar so you don't feel as anon as you think you are. If her husband knew she was airing dirty laundry about him on a message board he'd probably be pissed. Just as women would be if men were sitting around doing the same thing. Respect his privacy more and maybe he wont' be treating you like a child regarding money. Obviously you can't handle the responsibility of being an adult.
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FFS, the woman is a virtual prison of her husband and you know she STAYS for the children. I bet he tells her all the time that he will divorce her and the judge will just give them to him because she is just a useless cunt only worth fucking.
What actually freaked me out was the pea that suggested she skim from the grocery bill to give away. WHO IS SHE KIDDING, Mr.Control Freak knows how much he gives her and makes that woman account for it to the penny and helping her whore sister and bitch of a mother isn't part of HIS PLAN FOR HIS MONEY which is why she doesn't get an "allowance." I bet the only time she is EVER ALLOWED to leave the house alone is when she grocery shops or something child related. And like someone else I know the only reason she is allowed on 2 Peas is that it is for women and ya know she doesn't work because HE doesn't want her to and she would be cheating on him (like he does her) with a male co-worker if she did.
Nah, #97, if she has the ability to post in 2Peas, she has the ability to post somewhere that might actually help her. She ain't looking to help herself or her kids, she's looking for sympathy. if it was me and I had access to the net I can tell you 500% I would be posting to others for help and not some scrapbooking board, actually, if I had time to do that, i'd be driving to the local center for abused women.
yeah, don't forget. this isn't only the time of year we have to endure the 'woe is me, i have no money for toys for the kids". it's also the time of year we have to endure the "look at me and how fucking saintly I am giving to the poors".
look at me and how fucking saintly I am giving to the poors".
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that's the vibe I got from controlling husband lady.
If she didn't know what a dickwad he was going into the marriage, then why not?
If she did, why did she marry him?
Why does she think the only way of helping "the poors" is handing money to them. And oh, they just happen to be people that she knows-like her sister?
Whole story seems suspect.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135770
I thought she had surgery and could not cook anything for weeks. She needed people to cater to her family for dinners yet she's making cookies?
She needed people to cater to her family for dinners yet she's making cookies?
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Well duh.
She needs help with the REGULAR cooking. If she wants to go to cookie exchanges and BLESS people with her "famous" PB bars, then that's something else altogether.
to summarize:
she's too incapacitated for the everyday drudge cooking, but is more than well enough to bake up a shitstorm if it sounds like fun.
ITA, 100. My first thought was that she's a hardcore shopaholic, and this is the only way he can keep her from completely blowing the budget.
Or, the people she wants to give to are users, he's BTDT, and he's not having any of it.
#98, you would be surprised how brainwashed these women are. My friend starved herself to the point that she had to have a pacemaker placed because she HAD.TO.PLEASE her husband and stay so thin that HE could count her vertebrae and ribs because he didn't want to be stuck with a FATTY like her mother which was already an issue for her. He also would say things like, "Your Mom is fat white trash and you are gonna be just like her" AFTER he ate his fill at her table (his MO has always been to make her bring home 3/4s of her food anytime they ate out while he cleaned his plate)and in front of her mother as well.
Since she been with him, she has never been able to have a private thought because he must read every email, listen to every telephone message including all of her work related communications to the point it interfered and her boss "had to let her go" BEFORE they married. And forget about having friends he didn't approve of because they might get her FAT which means every.single.woman he wasn't sexually attracted to and thought he could fuck (he has cheated innumerable times and goes to Asia now as "part of his job" for months on end.) When she "oops" him, he refused to have anything to do with her and their son and even denied the boy for the first 3 years of his life so he wouldn't be responsible for "child support for your little bastard."
The last time I was allowed to talk to her, he was thankfully in Asia, and I asked her how things were going and she told me that if it weren't for the fact that HER MONEY was tied up in community property, she would be gone and her only hope was the day the mean OLD bastard died (he's nearly 65) because she found out about his "friend" which he said he had to have since she couldn't give him regular sex after the pacemaker.
FYI, just like Mr. Control Freak, he decides who gets "the toys" --HIM-- and basically ignores their son, one of the 4 children he has HAD to admit to fathering including the illegitimate 18 year old born during his only other legal marriage (he had a legal 9 year old daughter from that failed marriage when they met) her MIL informed her of on her Wedding Day and the 30 year old from a "High School Relationship" that showed up after her pacemaker surgery asking for an inheritance from the death of her FIL.
So, yeah I can see her "thinking" his abuse is his way of loving her.
Interesting that the OP deleted all her posts on the drama daughter thread.
My first thought was that she's a hardcore shopaholic, and this is the only way he can keep her from completely blowing the budget.
Or, the people she wants to give to are users, he's BTDT, and he's not having any of it.
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That is EXACTLY what I thought when I read her thread #103.
I'm surprised more pea-husbands haven't instituted similar controls on their SAHM leaches
Link 105?
Ok 104 why doesn't she leave? Or better yet not walk down the aisle after the future MIL told her about the unknown illegitimate child?
Wonder why she married an "old" guy. hmmm...
A lot of these women can leave, no where in your post did you mention that he was beating her.
You did however mention she didn't want to leave because she was afraid she wouldn't get her due because of a community property state.
It's all about the benjamins baby. She'd have to go back to work otherwise.
It's hard for me to feel sorry for anyone who's staying with an abusive, brainwashing ass just because they're afraid to be without some $.
The safety of her child should be what matters most.
But the muellertimes and gold-diggers of the world will use anything as an excuse to cover their laziness and weakness.
The Christian--gay thread just keeps going on and on and on...and the god peddlers keep going too.
Anybody want to make a bet on how many pages it will end up?
mueller and Rainbowcrapper are like dogs with bones. They're not going to shut up, so whenever peas grow weary of banging their heads at brick walls.
Probably another 3-5 pages.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135835
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OPs like this are total tools. If you're not asking for honest opinions, and you're just going to change the story every time you don't get the response you want, then FFS just save everyone some time and label your fucking whine as a PVM.
kellylo, you were a rude, cunty bitch and you got called on it. Even the cunty peas agree. Get over yourself.
Poor Kellylo, no one thought she was right about asking that couple to get up from the bar seats. No matter what she said, everyone still thought she was rude. Maybe next time she will understand the whole bar concept.
omfg, is this for real? or is op and her entire fucking family retarded?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135845
OOOOps!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135661
Would this be karma bitch slapping kellylo?
Zella has to be the biggest hypochondriac at the bukkit. Is there any disease or condition that she doesn't have? She's a self diagnosing lunatic.
The Christian--gay thread just keeps going on and on and on...and the god peddlers keep going too.
Anybody want to make a bet on how many pages it will end up?
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I'll put the over/under at 20 pages. And I'll bet on the over.
It obviously wasn't a dive-hole-in-the-wall bar/restaurant. You guys should get out more.
Oh honey, I've been to every sort of bar - dive to high falutin' - all around the world.
I've never, ever come across a bar with with hostess seating.
mueller and Rainbowcrapper are like dogs with bones. They're not going to shut up, so whenever peas grow weary of banging their heads at brick walls.
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spot on.
LOL @ 120
Those were dives then.
I have a feeling if we find out the restaurant she went to and called it they wouldn't know WTF she's talking about.
I have a feeling if we find out the restaurant she went to and called it they wouldn't know WTF she's talking about.
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You'd call it? There is over investment right there folks.
Nightowl is the queen of d'nile! lol
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3135744
You'd call it? There is over investment right there folks.
That would be awesome. Calling her out on her lie. Knowing her she'd probably change her story up again and say it was a different place! I'd say you're a little overinvested too dear. lol
Aren't Jumperhop and MaryMary sisters-in-law? That would make complaining about your in-laws a little awkward.
http:/www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135762
The Cain train! CHOO! CHOO!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3093258
I've never, ever come across a bar with with hostess seating.
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Me either. Maybe they were at Outback Steakhouse.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135896
Okaaaaay, so I smacked into your car and got away without being seen, so you send out freaking emails and I'm going to confess? No way.
Why can't Peas just except that bad stuff happens and deal with it?
"Would this be karma bitch slapping kellylo? "
Why yes, it would be. Proof that karma does exist.
Okaaaaay, so I smacked into your car and got away without being seen, so you send out freaking emails and I'm going to confess? No way.
Why can't Peas just except that bad stuff happens and deal with it?
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Yeah, someone hit her new Kia and she's all bent out of shape. Go ahead and send the email and be labeled as crazy by the school parents.
If it were me, I would call the police and file a report for my insurance. If you can afford a new car and private school, you surely must be able to afford the deductable.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135917
Because peas are dumbasses and don't know how to communicate with their own children.
Or it could be that some kids aren't greedy little punks who have a ready-made list with 10 items when you ask them "what do you want for Christmas".
Well her car(whatever) was broken into first so I'd say karma isn't quite it.
Anonymous said... 123 I have a feeling if we find out the restaurant she went to and called it they wouldn't know WTF she's talking about.
December 4, 2011 5:59 AM
Hi Stacy!
Or it could be that some kids aren't greedy little punks who have a ready-made list with 10 items when you ask them "what do you want for Christmas".
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That's when you "communicate" with them about other things they could possibly want.
Hi Hostile!!!
"Oh Em Gee" Really Jill? Is God going to strike you down for writing OMG on the sabbath? I hate how mormons take words and make them cute like they are changing the meaning of them.
OH MY HECK!
Any bets on how many times she'll bump up her thread?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135843
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Wanna know who some of the biggest pea-cunts are? Take a look at who's bitching about 'greedy poor kids' on this thread. Get your spreadsheets ready!
139 She will bump it for every time someone posts. She *has* to respond to each person, of course lol.
Anonymous said... 140 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135843
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Wanna know who some of the biggest pea-cunts are? Take a look at who's bitching about 'greedy poor kids' on this thread. Get your spreadsheets ready!
December 4, 2011 10:06 AM
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I like Nicoleintxwholivesinpa's response. LOL
Or it could be that some kids aren't greedy little punks who have a ready-made list with 10 items when you ask them "what do you want for Christmas".
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That's when you "communicate" with them about other things they could possibly want.
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And when you ask and they say "I don't know" or "nothing".
And when you ask and they say "I don't know" or "nothing".
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then get them "nothing", duh!
ok dumbshit.
I like Nicoleintxwholivesinpa's response. LOL
She's on the Cain crazy train. She's always been an uber cunt. She's from Texas, the first clue.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3135845&pg=1
Oh FFS. Another pea crybaby.
"Jack is an INSANELY popular dog name - it's #7 on the list of top 100 dog names." LMAO
Bittbrain has checked into the religion/gay thread to handslap.
That whole religion/gay thread is why I am so glad to be an ignorant heathen. Much easier to be tolerant and happy than judgMENTAL and bitter.
is that pic really Jill's living room? Oh dear.
Christmas decorating thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135917
Katybee is a smartass and an idiot.
Compwalla
Pastafarian Pea
PeaNut 11942 - March 2001
Posts: 17875 Layouts: 39
Loc: Vacaville, CA
Posted: 12/4/2011 1:45:31 PM
It's one thing to say "I was disappointed that the tags left requested gifts that cost more than I'm willing to give to this charity" and "the kids are asking for things that cost too much and since they are getting charity they (or the adults in their lives) should know better than to ask for more than they deserve."
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Actually I agree with the latter. If you're getting charity, you don't ask for an ipad.
Aren't Jumperhop and MaryMary sisters-in-law? That would make complaining about your in-laws a little awkward.
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Mary is married to Jumperhop's brother. Mary's hasn't spoken to her parents in 10 years due to some abuse or neglect. She did recently run into her mother but her mother didn't recognize her. lol Jumperhop was talking about her husband's family.
Oh oh oh...here we go. the second "I am so saintly" Christmas thread. This is the season. Please note them here. We have 4 top categories
1. "I've no money to give my kds Christmas toys
2. "The poors are entitled brats"
3. "I am so saintly, see what I am giving"
4. Cookie exchange dramas
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135927
I think we have 3 of those categories on page 1 now.
151: I looked at it. What's wrong with it?
151 - link?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135117
I think it's this 158
The only one on that thread who's asking for an iPad is Nicole The Cunt.
is that pic really Jill's living room? Oh dear.
Christmas decorating thread
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Yeah, it's an old photo. Maybe she's too busy peaing to clean her living room for a current photo.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135976
You seriously won't go see a concert because of a $2 surcharge?
Yeah, it's an old photo. Maybe she's too busy peaing to clean her living room for a current photo.
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LMFAO - Sorry, JILL, next time stick up a current photo you fucking retard and then we may not comment on how shit your home looks.
162 - the fees were $25 + the $23 ticket = $48 total to go to the show.
Ticketmaster surcharge is only about $10 to $12 per ticket, if that.
Oh ffs.
Gail's response to the bil named the dog after my kid thread
I feel sorry for the pup...with him being the way he is and training a new dog...well...not a good time...may want to keep an eye out for abuse on the pup...
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135845
Annabella
Leads a Charmed Life
PeaNut 43843 - July 2002
Posts: 38823 Layouts: 46
Loc: East Coast
Posted: 12/4/2011 3:52:09 PM
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This is a pet peeve of mine so I always make a point to say nothing when I get my receipt and wait for the cashier to say thank you first, then I also say thanks. If the cashier says nothing at least I didn't thank that person who wasn't being pleasant. Because if I had said thank you and gotten no response, that would have been rude! She should be thanking me for being a customer.
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No you dumbshit, you should be thanking them for having to put up with your stupidity.
#166 I agree with her since the BIL is a hothead drunk and obviously has an aggressive chip since he calls his BIL a "ginger". Sounds like a BillyBob fucktard to me. Just the type that would find it funny to abuse an animal.
ok petenthusiast.
All those horrible looking wreaths, trees and mantles and Jill's living room is what you comment on?
That whole religion/gay thread is why I am so glad to be an ignorant heathen. Much easier to be tolerant and happy than judgMENTAL and bitter.
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ITA.
Can you imagine going through life worrying and obsessing about other people ending up in hell? And spending all that energy trying to convert them?
Unfathomable to me.
170...and all that clutter. It makes the clean freak in me want to scream. I like some decorations, but some of those people went way overboard.
Rainbow Crapper just called Lucy a pig in the Gay/Christian thread.
You seriously won't go see a concert because of a $2 surcharge?
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TicketMaster fees are outrageous.
That said, the lawsuit is a rip off and a get-rich scheme by the legal firm.
1.) You have to jump through hoops to get a shamefully measly amount of money APPLIED to future ticket purchases. WIN for Ticketmaster.
2.) The law firm that brought the class action suit is raking in GAZILLIONS. This is the trend: find a someone to CL sue, get a ridiculously lame settlement, profit enormously on the legal fees.
Shameful.
I hate TicketMaster. They should be Netflxed.
And I'd call Rainbow Crapper a piece of shit, but that's insulting to shit.
LMAO. Jill did bump her thread about the Ellen thing. First of all that is old, get with it Jill, but then to say she's bumping it for evening hilarity?? I bet her and her husband kiss like that.
You know that SNL skit with Lawrence Welk with the ugly girl with the huge forehead and baby hands? I think she looks like Jill.
LOL, 177!
Nope. I'll give ya 20 more guesses #169
http://www.housetohouse.com/homosexuality.aspx
For those interested in learning the truth.
lol at 180 spoofing the troll :P
Oh oh oh...here we go. the second "I am so saintly" Christmas thread. This is the season. Please note them here. We have 4 top categories
1. "I've no money to give my kds Christmas toys
2. "The poors are entitled brats"
3. "I am so saintly, see what I am giving"
4. Cookie exchange dramas
*****that is some truly funny shit!
You know that SNL skit with Lawrence Welk with the ugly girl with the huge forehead and baby hands? I think she looks like Jill.
I loved that episode!!! lol
1. "I've no money to give my kds Christmas toys
2. "The poors are entitled brats"
3. "I am so saintly, see what I am giving"
4. Cookie exchange dramas
5. I hate my neighbors holiday lawn decorations including being offended by peace signs.
Sharonmnc is a giant twunt. Can't stand her.
I don't see what the problem is with Jill's picture. I think the problem you guys have is it was Jill that posted it. She could post a picture of her dog on a "post a picture of your dog" thread and you would find some way to see something wrong with it. Plus, later in the thread, she even said that it was older and what has changed since.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135865
when you have 6 kids you're officially an adult
You seriously won't go see a concert because of a $2 surcharge?
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My local improv has a $3 online ticket charge, because of that I personally walk in during business hours on my lunch break to buy tickets.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135865
Most of them act and whine like a fucking kid.
Ticketmaster surcharge is only about $10 to $12 per ticket, if that.
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ONLY holy shit that's huge!
"My local improv has a $3 online ticket charge, because of that I personally walk in during business hours on my lunch break to buy tickets."
That's ALMOST a cup of Starbucks!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136051
Dumb question of the day!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136051
WHAT? HTF do you not know this?
I don't see what's wrong with Jill's picture. It seems your problem isn't with her picture, but your problem is with her. She could post a picture of her dog on a "post a picture of your dog" thread and your bully radar goes up. Question - would you have that same reaction if that picture was posted by a lesser known pea or an unknown pea?
So is she saying the baby she is carrying now will die too?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135666
Yes 70, that is how I read it. She needs to get on some birth control and stop getting pregnant. TWO babies that have chromosonal defects that are incompatible with life? Stop breeding.
I have only posted here once or twice before but tonight I am compelled to ask: WTF is an Elf on a Shelf? And why do we have to read about it every day over there?!!
193 - agreed!!!
194-she doesn't have a husband, it was from donor sperm. Don't they genetically test donor sperm? Or I guess the problem could be with her genes. Either way, no there is no way in hell I would go thru that again.
I don't know what an elf on the shelf is because I haven't ever opened one of those threads. Someone with a stronger stomach please report back to us.
I don't see what's wrong with Jill's picture. It seems your problem isn't with her picture, but your problem is with her. She could post a picture of her dog on a "post a picture of your dog" thread and your bully radar goes up. Question - would you have that same reaction if that picture was posted by a lesser known pea or an unknown pea?
Yes. Yes I would. However I would know it's Jill's dog based on that idea that a dog resembles it's owner? That would be a dog with a massive forehead.
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