It will never stop. People can't resist poking that mentally challenged puppy. Pretty funny to see her act outraged over Elannah's bitchy remarks when she throws childish insults at whomever disagrees with her or says something she doesn't like.
And no, Liz. I'm not Lauren. Sorry to inform you that there are more than the two or three people you hold responsible for trashing on you who think you're a hideous person.
I remember her saying her friend was a pea. I've also got the vibe that she needs validation from women and I would encourage anyone who speaks privately to her to be very careful as I think she is looking for more than a friendly relationship. I could totally be off but yeah..... ________ Is she saying she is looking for money or a lesbian relationship or what?
She's saying she needs validation from women so she MUST be a lesbian. Watch out, ladies!
Peenese is just another board twit that posted about her smelly vagina a few weeks back. She's admitted that "peenese" is her "mean" pea name and that she can't remember her "sweet" pean name login. Now she mostly shows up on threads to handslap or be a general ass.
Peenese is just another board twit that posted about her smelly vagina a few weeks back.
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Oh my God! Seriously? Uh, soap and water, and routinely. And for most that means at a minimum daily, but if yours stinks, then multiple times a day.
Okay, way TMI here, but no one knows who I am.
I had a friends with benefits thing with a guy who was actually shocked that mine "didn't have any offensive odor at all!" and yes, he actually said that to me during sex. LOL He said it was such a huge turn on. I shudder to think of the other women he must have slept with that were not clean.
I not only bathe daily, but when I knew he was coming over after work and sex was a possibility, I hopped in the shower to just give that area a quick washing. Don't most women do that? There is no way I want a man going down on me if I haven't just recently soaped it up. Ewww.
Let me get this straight......EllaPea must be treated with kid gloves and loved unconditionally, but it's A-OK for her to lash out and spew disgusting, bitchy crap about - and at - everyone around her? o_0
"Last year, our JV banquet was in a private room in a local sports bar. I was one of the moms helping to set up and saw the waitresses in crop tops and short shorts. I asked the manager to have the waitresses put on tees or something to cover up the bare midriffs. 16 year old boys don't need that temptation--bellies were at eye level." Basket1lady
Cue the crazy libtards as usual calling for the fascist jackbooted thugs from the government to take our guns away! Goddamn, you liberals are certifiable!!!! These are freedom bullets, you idiots!! Every time a child is gunned down, the grieving mothers get a visit from a bald eagle!!!! Those kids didn't die for nothing! They died for freedom!!!!!!! They died for yours and my freedom to buy guns and shoot at things and people!!! These kids are martyrs! They're freedom angels!!!!!!!! These senseless acts of violence that result in tragedy must stop!! Of course they won't! But they'll stop once all the rest of you wimpy, pussy-ass libtards buy guns so that you can shoot at gun nuts! This is what makes us a great and free country!!!! You should stop fighting for abortions that kill innocent babies and fight for guns to kill gunmen that kill innocent babies instead! God, you stupid, nutty libtards!! SMH!!!!!!!!
I recall a post that Ella made that strongly insinuated that she was a lesbian. It was a few months ago. I'm too lazy to find it but that could be what she's referring to.
Who knows with Ella. She was probably just in a man hating mood that day and posted something weird. She is disturbed.
Ella's ex is in Japan. No idea how much contact the kid has with him. That will be her next drama. Her "child" decided to move in with dad and there is nothing legally she can do about it. If he is paying support, that will stop too. Please pray for her as she bitches at everyone.
My God, I guess I should thank my lucky stars my kids are "normal". Some of these peas mention their daughters are "depressed and manic" during their periods. I hope to hell they aren't drugging these girls when it's just normal PMS. It's pretty normal to get cranky and moody during that time. Putting them on dangerous and expensive medications is outrageous.
There's probably nothing wrong with Luvnlifelady's daughter other than the fact she has to live with her parents in a crappy, cheating marriage. Not to mention she has her bipolar aunt living with them. What a fucked up household. Why in the hell would you bring a bipolar adult into a household with impressionable children? Especially when those kids have already been through a "Dad cheated on Mom" ordeal.
LuvnLife has said before that their mother pays the sister's rent. So, it's a safe bet that they're doing it for the money. It probably makes it easier for LuvnLife to continue being a SAHM.
After being raised by a bipolar mother, there's not enough money in the world that would induce me to bring that special kind of hell into my kids' home.
Seriously, 29. You've got to be pretty dense to take a comparison to Liz as a compliment. --------------------- It was probably Liz responding. Has to give the impression that somebody, somewhere, somehow actually likes her. LOL!!!
Let me explain, so maybe, just maybe you might cut me some slack. I am not a hick or ignorant, but almost every major department store (for the masses) in Minnesota has had an "s" or a possessive at the end.
There are some other ones, not as well known, that do not have the possessive (Neiman Marcus, Von Mar), but most of the well known ones over the years have.
Other than a couple Nordstrom Rack stores, we have only had one Nordstrom in MN and it is in the MOA and has only been there as long as the mall.
Anyway, it comes from habit, and it is pretty normal to hear it with the "s" around here. I try to remember, and I am getting better at it, but I still slip and say, "Nordstroms."
O-o jeezus carrey-on, really? No one gives that much of a fuck.
First rule of fucktardery, don't make yourself a special circumstance. Second rule of fucktardery, don't write a dissertation detailing your special circumstance. And she's one of the peas I like :D
Another special circumstance pea here: "My mom always insisted on proper punctuation when I was a child. My father thought it was just putting on heirs. (Is that the right expression? I'm really exhausted.)"
Ah, the "exhaustion" card. At least she didn't say hairs.
Do you remember that commercial years ago where a woman is describing to the painter the exact shade of green she wants for her walls? A lovely pastel green, but not a blue green like this pillow, more a yellow green like this apple, only not as dark, and with more mimosa, like this flower, but not exactly like this flower..........and on and on. That is what careyann's post reminds me of.
Benem lost a couple of pounds and she's still a hog. However losing those 10 pounds really changed her attitude and she thinks she's a raving beauty now and everyone wants her. I've never seen anything like it.
I can't stand all the peas that go on a spouse vent thread to brag about how perfect their spouse is. Yes, we get it, you are a perfect pea, now quit being a sanctimonious bitch about it!! FTR, I have zero vents about my dh, but I feel no need to brag about it.
52-Benem is a fucking confused twatnozzle. One day she is a fucking pagan and tomorrow she will spout off saying she is a Benedictine Monk. She is so full of shit she smells like the sewer. She is also a butt fucking ugly hambeast.
My eyes, my eyes! Speaking of hambeasts...don't open the Miss Jen and me thread unless you want your eyeballs to bleed. Two ugly bitches for the price of one...Ginacivey the original butthole bitch and hambeast of the century Miss Hen. Can I run screaming now???
This OP is really getting on my nerves. I never noticed her before, but she seems to be posting a lot the past few days, and she just won't STFU in this thread.
64, no I'm not kidding. I've seen pictures of her in the past where she looked a lot chunkier. To be fair, I think Jennhenn is really tall (6 feet or more) and she's obviously a really big boned girl, but yes, I've seen pictures where she looks much heavier.
It's exactly what critics of the Common Core school curriculum warned about: Partisan political statements masquerading as English lessons finding their way into elementary school classrooms.
Teaching materials aligned with the controversial national educational standards ask fifth-graders to edit such sentences as “(The president) makes sure the laws of the country are fair,” “The wants of an individual are less important than the well-being of the nation” and “the commands of government officials must be obeyed by all.” The sentences, which appear in worksheets published by New Jersey-based Pearson Education, are presented not only for their substance, but also to teach children how to streamline bulky writing.
From the tub-peeing thread, Maryland weighs in once again on the utter perfection of her life. +++++++++++++++++ I can't think of anything at the moment, but every wife and husband does something that annoys the other at times. But I don't get annoyed over things other men and women get annoyed about.
I love when my husband gets together with the guys to play basketball. He sometimes comes home and thanks me! He hears how annoying and controlling the other wives are and I am not like that at all (at least the controlling part!!). He appreciates me even more! +++++++++++++++++++ http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259977
She also claim their 3 dds are absolute gems who would never back-talk their parents, who never fight with each other, who never get pms, etc. etc. etc. She annoys the crap out of me.
70 Anonymous said... 70 From the tub-peeing thread, Maryland weighs in once again on the utter perfection of her life. +++++++++++++++++ I can't think of anything at the moment, but every wife and husband does something that annoys the other at times. But I don't get annoyed over things other men and women get annoyed about.
I love when my husband gets together with the guys to play basketball. He sometimes comes home and thanks me! He hears how annoying and controlling the other wives are and I am not like that at all (at least the controlling part!!). He appreciates me even more! +++++++++++++++++++ http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259977
She also claim their 3 dds are absolute gems who would never back-talk their parents, who never fight with each other, who never get pms, etc. etc. etc. She annoys the crap out of me. November 6, 2013 at 2:48 PM
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Don't forget she just can't wait for her dd's to get boyfriends so there will be boys in the house. Because that's what teenage boys love to do, hang around their girlfriends parents.
My husband looks up some family member on linkedin, doesn't have a job for him but might look about and I am encouraged to have sex with him for that? Fuck...what happened to having sex Because I/we want it? Why all this reward shit? Hubby washes dishes so I give a blow job?
[quote] Guess whose posts and account are gone?? Yup ...Ellapea... ..interesting.. [/quote]
Seriously? Because a few of us suggested she apologize to Christine and some others that she was bitchy and rude to? She'd rather delete that post and delete her account over that?
She's been here what, over ten years, and just being told to make it right because she had been a huge bitch is enough to make her take her toys and go home. Ha. I am actually surprised. Not disappointed, just surprised. I'm sure she will still be reading/posting here though. And she will probably show up at the bucket with another identity here soon. She was on there too much to just give it up cold turkey.
Her poor kid. Now she will be bored and decide to put her focus on "taking care of" him. Hopefully the kid will be able to move out when he graduates so he's not subjected for too long.
I really don't get why she couldn't just put on her big girl panties and say she was sorry. Well, I guess, obviously, she wasn't sorry, SO sad.
And where is our big hairflip??? It's in the contract. You have to give us a hairflip when you leave.
Does biochempea think she's some sort of celebrity? Her kids' names are just odd. Evening? Really? Poor girl is going to grow up and ask to be called Eve just to avoid the whole weird name thing. Ruby Sky isn't too bad as she could ask people to call her Ruby or Sky. What are the other two? I forget.
Ok, Summer Lily isn't too bad. It's the fact that she calls her by both names that bumps it into weird. Same with Addie Blue. If she just called her Addie, one could assume it's short for something else. But Evening Grey is definitely the weirdest one of the bunch. Maybe she'll be friends with North West!
Addie is short for Addison, which makes the whole thing even weirder. When biochem posted Addie's YouTube video awhile back, the title page said Addison Blue Calder.
Evening Grey really is the weirdest one of the bunch. Poor kid.
Just coming to post about Evening Grey...should've known you bitches would beat me to it. Holy shit. There's a difference between unique names and stupid. BCP clearly missed unique and is squarely in the stupid. Her children have my sympathies.
Evening Grey is an awful name for a child but at least it gives the parents of her kids friends a heads up that her mother is batshit crazy and not to send their kids to her house to play.
I still can't believe Bio had another baby. Every single time she posts something vague about her DH possibly cheating, a month or so later boom, she's pregnant. What a fool!
Just wait until the next time she posts a thread about her DH not coming home from work or not answering her text or phone calls or him staying out all night and not telling her why. She will pregnant with #5 Turquoise River.
I apparently do not understand what an IEP is. First there is the pea that has a son whos IEP says he can't do homework, now I learn there is a pea with a son that can't do science fair projects. How are the teachers supposed to be fair when they can't grade the kids on the same things? I don't understand.
It lowers the standard for kids with problems/issues/disabilities. It's main streaming, can't let anyone think they are different. But them in with a regular class but lower the standards for them.
I mean wtf, really reds boy is soooo gifted and gets the most awesome ever grades BUT he can't do homework? Yeah, that's fair that my kid would be a freaking genius to if he didn't have to turn in homework.
Are the teachers in the USA really as bad as the Peas make them out to be? I know there are some stupid assed teacher Peas but the ones teaching their kids sound just awful. They would be fired here (in Europe) if they behaved like this.
I, for sure don't put teachers on a pedestal, but IMO US public school teachers are being unfairly bashed in today's climate. Wreck and defund public education, then insert private, for profit and/or religious institutions. Rake in the $$$$$ - properly educated students be damned. A stupid populace is easy to manipulate. Basic biology is of the devil and the earth is 6,000 years old. Repent!
If they cannot conduct themselves professionally and politely on a message board I pity their students. This applies to a lot of the teachers on 2 Peas. Perhaps some of the real life ones not on the message board are decent but the Bucket seems to attract the stupid ones.
I always wondered what that whole controversy about the GG's "secret board" was..wow! Can someone explain to me who the heck Mackey was and also what was Moniques big scandal?
Holy hell! Almost 1000 posts this time around. Has it ever been this high before? I can't remember. Love all the names, but I think Summer's Eve is the best! LMFAO!
WTH? Yes the MIL is neglectful but if you can't even talk to her about what she is or isn't doing with your 3 year old because you're "not speaking to her", then you've got a big problem. So immature and childish.
It's very sad that all of those whiny "OMG THE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING" bitches use the word "shilling" when talking about Sqealin'. It doesn't mean what they think it does.
It sucks as slang too but I'm sure some idiot will use it as a lame excuse.
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It will never stop. People can't resist poking that mentally challenged puppy. Pretty funny to see her act outraged over Elannah's bitchy remarks when she throws childish insults at whomever disagrees with her or says something she doesn't like.
And no, Liz. I'm not Lauren. Sorry to inform you that there are more than the two or three people you hold responsible for trashing on you who think you're a hideous person.
What does Peenese mean by this?
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I remember her saying her friend was a pea. I've also got the vibe that she needs validation from women and I would encourage anyone who speaks privately to her to be very careful as I think she is looking for more than a friendly relationship. I could totally be off but yeah.....
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Is she saying she is looking for money or a lesbian relationship or what?
She's saying she needs validation from women so she MUST be a lesbian. Watch out, ladies!
Peenese is just another board twit that posted about her smelly vagina a few weeks back. She's admitted that "peenese" is her "mean" pea name and that she can't remember her "sweet" pean name login. Now she mostly shows up on threads to handslap or be a general ass.
*pea name
Peenese is just another board twit that posted about her smelly vagina a few weeks back.
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Oh my God! Seriously? Uh, soap and water, and routinely. And for most that means at a minimum daily, but if yours stinks, then multiple times a day.
Okay, way TMI here, but no one knows who I am.
I had a friends with benefits thing with a guy who was actually shocked that mine "didn't have any offensive odor at all!" and yes, he actually said that to me during sex. LOL He said it was such a huge turn on. I shudder to think of the other women he must have slept with that were not clean.
I not only bathe daily, but when I knew he was coming over after work and sex was a possibility, I hopped in the shower to just give that area a quick washing. Don't most women do that? There is no way I want a man going down on me if I haven't just recently soaped it up. Ewww.
^ That has to be Elannah. It has to.
Ella is quickly gaining on Lynloon in the Batshittiest Pea Sweepstakes.
Let me get this straight......EllaPea must be treated with kid gloves and loved unconditionally, but it's A-OK for her to lash out and spew disgusting, bitchy crap about - and at - everyone around her? o_0
I don't think Elanah is into men, #9
#8 wasn't Elannah, it was me. Sorry to disappoint.
No, 11, that is not how it is. Only Ella and lto think that, the rest of us know it is a total crock of shit.
"Last year, our JV banquet was in a private room in a local sports bar. I was one of the moms helping to set up and saw the waitresses in crop tops and short shorts. I asked the manager to have the waitresses put on tees or something to cover up the bare midriffs. 16 year old boys don't need that temptation--bellies were at eye level." Basket1lady
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https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259851
OMG I bet she's just a great big ball of fun suck. The horror of boys knowing that girls have mid sections.
Poor Ella, she certainly does have mental problems. I'm also curious as to where her son's father is and if he sees his son.
Cue the crazy libtards as usual calling for the fascist jackbooted thugs from the government to take our guns away! Goddamn, you liberals are certifiable!!!! These are freedom bullets, you idiots!! Every time a child is gunned down, the grieving mothers get a visit from a bald eagle!!!! Those kids didn't die for nothing! They died for freedom!!!!!!! They died for yours and my freedom to buy guns and shoot at things and people!!! These kids are martyrs! They're freedom angels!!!!!!!! These senseless acts of violence that result in tragedy must stop!! Of course they won't! But they'll stop once all the rest of you wimpy, pussy-ass libtards buy guns so that you can shoot at gun nuts! This is what makes us a great and free country!!!! You should stop fighting for abortions that kill innocent babies and fight for guns to kill gunmen that kill innocent babies instead! God, you stupid, nutty libtards!! SMH!!!!!!!!
I recall a post that Ella made that strongly insinuated that she was a lesbian. It was a few months ago. I'm too lazy to find it but that could be what she's referring to.
Who knows with Ella. She was probably just in a man hating mood that day and posted something weird. She is disturbed.
Ok, Liz take the parody thing down a notch. You sound unhinged.
Ella's ex is in Japan. No idea how much contact the kid has with him. That will be her next drama. Her "child" decided to move in with dad and there is nothing legally she can do about it. If he is paying support, that will stop too. Please pray for her as she bitches at everyone.
I'm not going to waste my prayers on Ella.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259896
My God, I guess I should thank my lucky stars my kids are "normal". Some of these peas mention their daughters are "depressed and manic" during their periods. I hope to hell they aren't drugging these girls when it's just normal PMS. It's pretty normal to get cranky and moody during that time. Putting them on dangerous and expensive medications is outrageous.
It's beyond sad that someone left a child with someone as batshit crazy as EllaPea and just let her raise him.
There's probably nothing wrong with Luvnlifelady's daughter other than the fact she has to live with her parents in a crappy, cheating marriage. Not to mention she has her bipolar aunt living with them. What a fucked up household. Why in the hell would you bring a bipolar adult into a household with impressionable children? Especially when those kids have already been through a "Dad cheated on Mom" ordeal.
LuvnLife has said before that their mother pays the sister's rent.
So, it's a safe bet that they're doing it for the money. It probably makes it easier for LuvnLife to continue being a SAHM.
After being raised by a bipolar mother, there's not enough money in the world that would induce me to bring that special kind of hell into my kids' home.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259777
Drink! Another thread from Raindancer on something that annoys her on Facebook. She has a thread every week about something that annoyed her on FB.
817 is clearly written by Fraidyscrapper. She's just itchin' for a fight on guns in the shooting thread.
Not Liz, 19, but thanks for the comparison! :)
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Not Liz, 19, but thanks for the comparison! :)
November 5, 2013 at 11:15 AM
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I wouldn't be to happy about that comparison.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259929
Of course really red is the only one in her office that works. Everyone else is just fucking off.
Seriously, 29. You've got to be pretty dense to take a comparison to Liz as a compliment.
Seriously, 29. You've got to be pretty dense to take a comparison to Liz as a compliment.
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It was probably Liz responding. Has to give the impression that somebody, somewhere, somehow actually likes her. LOL!!!
hey beje-it's obvious that you read here. Backpedaling now doesn't make much difference.
Who is beje?
I thought beje was left turn only.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259944
Oh so Benem is a witch too now? LOL.
Benem is another pathetic attention whore.
wow, kid has a shitload of problems. wonder how many are related to mommy dearest being a complete ball buster?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259977
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3259572&pg=2
Why are people bumping this back up to defend ella??? makes no sense.
Benem has no man in her life. I don't think she will ever find one.
I am guilty of Nordstroms.
Let me explain, so maybe, just maybe you might cut me some slack. I am not a hick or ignorant, but almost every major department store (for the masses) in Minnesota has had an "s" or a possessive at the end.
Dayton's
Macy's
Herberger's
Bloomingdales
Marshall Field's
There are some other ones, not as well known, that do not have the possessive (Neiman Marcus, Von Mar), but most of the well known ones over the years have.
Other than a couple Nordstrom Rack stores, we have only had one Nordstrom in MN and it is in the MOA and has only been there as long as the mall.
Anyway, it comes from habit, and it is pretty normal to hear it with the "s" around here. I try to remember, and I am getting better at it, but I still slip and say, "Nordstroms."
O-o jeezus carrey-on, really? No one gives that much of a fuck.
First rule of fucktardery, don't make yourself a special circumstance. Second rule of fucktardery, don't write a dissertation detailing your special circumstance. And she's one of the peas I like :D
lol that thread is a goldmine of pea stupidity.
Another special circumstance pea here: "My mom always insisted on proper punctuation when I was a child. My father thought it was just putting on heirs. (Is that the right expression? I'm really exhausted.)"
Ah, the "exhaustion" card. At least she didn't say hairs.
Do you remember that commercial years ago where a woman is describing to the painter the exact shade of green she wants for her walls?
A lovely pastel green, but not a blue green like this pillow, more a yellow green like this apple, only not as dark, and with more mimosa, like this flower, but not exactly like this flower..........and on and on. That is what careyann's post reminds me of.
Benem seems so convinced that she's hot, I find it very confusing. I bet she's thinks she hasn't got a man because they're intimidated by her beauty.
That made me laugh 44!
Benem lost a couple of pounds and she's still a hog. However losing those 10 pounds really changed her attitude and she thinks she's a raving beauty now and everyone wants her. I've never seen anything like it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259977
What kind of pig do you have to be to pee in the bathtub and what kind of bitch do you have to be to post that about your husband on a message board?
That one floored me, 47. The peas are definitely from all walks of life. WTF!
I can't stand all the peas that go on a spouse vent thread to brag about how perfect their spouse is. Yes, we get it, you are a perfect pea, now quit being a sanctimonious bitch about it!! FTR, I have zero vents about my dh, but I feel no need to brag about it.
"I thought it was pretty standard knowledge that the peas' kids have every disease out there?"
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Yet the Peas themselves are perfect! Perfect Job, Perfect House, Perfect Husband, Brilliant children, and on and on and on.
Gag me.
PennyJane,
Your "spam filter" is holding posts again. Get your shit together.
Benem has never hidden the fact that she's a pagan witch. (To whoever asked if she's claiming to be a witch). She has never hid that fact.
52-Benem is a fucking confused twatnozzle. One day she is a fucking pagan and tomorrow she will spout off saying she is a Benedictine Monk. She is so full of shit she smells like the sewer. She is also a butt fucking ugly hambeast.
My eyes, my eyes! Speaking of hambeasts...don't open the Miss Jen and me thread unless you want your eyeballs to bleed. Two ugly bitches for the price of one...Ginacivey the original butthole bitch and hambeast of the century Miss Hen. Can I run screaming now???
Benem is a witch.... a bitch witch.
I don't know-ginacivey looks positively beautiful in the picture . . . . by comparison
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3260032
This OP is really getting on my nerves. I never noticed her before, but she seems to be posting a lot the past few days, and she just won't STFU in this thread.
I thought Gina looked way better than the last time she posted.
I don't see why people are bashing on gina's looks.
Um, is benem/Mariah2 bipolar too?
Yeah, and she's also an uber ugly bitch too.
Gina looks good and Jennhen looks like she may have lost some weight.
Now that you mention it, missjenn does look thinner
63-are you fucking kidding me? How fucking huge was she before. In that pic, it looks like she could swallow Gina in one gulp. God help us all.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259503
This one comes across as a caricature. "Satan is attacking me" and "hopefully God will start it once again to get it to a mechanic"? Fruit loop.
I know it's been mentioned here before, but it's on the first page so worth bringing up again.
64, no I'm not kidding. I've seen pictures of her in the past where she looked a lot chunkier. To be fair, I think Jennhenn is really tall (6 feet or more) and she's obviously a really big boned girl, but yes, I've seen pictures where she looks much heavier.
Benem's face reminds me of when a person starts to morph into a demon or werewolf in movies or on TV.
It's exactly what critics of the Common Core school curriculum warned about: Partisan political statements masquerading as English lessons finding their way into elementary school classrooms.
Teaching materials aligned with the controversial national educational standards ask fifth-graders to edit such sentences as “(The president) makes sure the laws of the country are fair,” “The wants of an individual are less important than the well-being of the nation” and “the commands of government officials must be obeyed by all.” The sentences, which appear in worksheets published by New Jersey-based Pearson Education, are presented not only for their substance, but also to teach children how to streamline bulky writing.
Benem's face reminds me of when a person starts to morph into a demon or werewolf in movies or on TV.
November 6, 2013 at 1:56 PM
True dat
From the tub-peeing thread, Maryland weighs in once again on the utter perfection of her life.
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I can't think of anything at the moment, but every wife and husband does something that annoys the other at times. But I don't get annoyed over things other men and women get annoyed about.
I love when my husband gets together with the guys to play basketball. He sometimes comes home and thanks me! He hears how annoying and controlling the other wives are and I am not like that at all (at least the controlling part!!). He appreciates me even more!
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259977
She also claim their 3 dds are absolute gems who would never back-talk their parents, who never fight with each other, who never get pms, etc. etc. etc. She annoys the crap out of me.
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From the tub-peeing thread, Maryland weighs in once again on the utter perfection of her life.
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I can't think of anything at the moment, but every wife and husband does something that annoys the other at times. But I don't get annoyed over things other men and women get annoyed about.
I love when my husband gets together with the guys to play basketball. He sometimes comes home and thanks me! He hears how annoying and controlling the other wives are and I am not like that at all (at least the controlling part!!). He appreciates me even more!
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3259977
She also claim their 3 dds are absolute gems who would never back-talk their parents, who never fight with each other, who never get pms, etc. etc. etc. She annoys the crap out of me.
November 6, 2013 at 2:48 PM
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Don't forget she just can't wait for her dd's to get boyfriends so there will be boys in the house. Because that's what teenage boys love to do, hang around their girlfriends parents.
I agree that what Ella wrote was way over the top, but Christine sure is milking this for all its worth. Now she is monitoring ellas account???
Where does she say she's monitoring Ella's account?
She added an ETA to her post she made about it...
Eh. EllaPea is a sick, twisted bitch.
Christine didn't have to be "monitoring" EllaPea's acct to discover that the twunt had deleted her acct. The whole thread is gone.
But it was no longer on the first page...she had to be looking for it
Maybe she was looking for a response from Ellapea? thread is gone. Not that big a deal.
Or maybe she was was on her own list of MB posts, and saw that the thread had disappeared.
I agree, not that big a deal that she noticed.
I wonder how many peas jumped on this and took advantage of walmarts glitch?
http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/545/article/p2p-78076602/
My husband looks up some family member on linkedin, doesn't have a job for him but might look about and I am encouraged to have sex with him for that? Fuck...what happened to having sex Because I/we want it? Why all this reward shit? Hubby washes dishes so I give a blow job?
consider the (nasty, unmarried) source of that comment and you have your answer.
[quote] Guess whose posts and account are gone?? Yup ...Ellapea... ..interesting.. [/quote]
Seriously? Because a few of us suggested she apologize to Christine and some others that she was bitchy and rude to? She'd rather delete that post and delete her account over that?
She's been here what, over ten years, and just being told to make it right because she had been a huge bitch is enough to make her take her toys and go home. Ha. I am actually surprised. Not disappointed, just surprised.
I'm sure she will still be reading/posting here though. And she will probably show up at the bucket with another identity here soon. She was on there too much to just give it up cold turkey.
Her poor kid. Now she will be bored and decide to put her focus on "taking care of" him. Hopefully the kid will be able to move out when he graduates so he's not subjected for too long.
I really don't get why she couldn't just put on her big girl panties and say she was sorry. Well, I guess, obviously, she wasn't sorry, SO sad.
And where is our big hairflip??? It's in the contract. You have to give us a hairflip when you leave.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2403717
883, that is from 2007.
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3260169
FFS the kid is getting B's and she's not happy. Of course he has "mild autism and attention issues".
It must be hell to have a super pea for a mom.
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883, that is from 2007.
November 7, 2013 at 6:56 AM
Yes dear, it is. Someone asked about stellintx and her past - she's a shit stirrer. It's simple.
stellintx = annoying bitch
Why does biochempea give her kids not just one but two odd names?
Oh dear. Biochempea has announced the newest baby name. Poor little Evening Grey . . .
That name sound like a tea.
I'd pay money to see the look on the K teacher's face when Ashley registers that poor kid and insists on her being called by both names.
It's a pretty name. But insisting on using a double name like that all the time is just OTT and silly.
Biochempea really needs to stop with the stupid names.
50 shades of Evening Grey.
Does biochempea think she's some sort of celebrity? Her kids' names are just odd. Evening? Really? Poor girl is going to grow up and ask to be called Eve just to avoid the whole weird name thing. Ruby Sky isn't too bad as she could ask people to call her Ruby or Sky. What are the other two? I forget.
She named her child Evening Grey?
Her other girls are Addie Blue and Summer Lily. Super cool names! ;)
Evening Gray? What a depressing name. Weird too.
Evening Grey? I'm calling it now; this will be her EMO/Goth child.
So what is the status of Miss Jen's other snowflakes?
Summer Lily, Addie Blue, Ruby Skye, Evening Grey
what's next? Dark Nyghte, Blakke Moode?
I think Morning Glory would fit right in!
Evening Grey? I'm calling it now; this will be her EMO/Goth child.
November 7, 2013 at 9:44 AM
LMAO!
Why didn't Summer Lily get a color name????? :(
Evening Grey is definitely a depressing name! What a rotten choice. Rainbow Brite would have been MUCH better.
Evening Grey is the MOST FUCKED UP NAME in the history of names. That woman is an idiot savant.
I know someone who named their daughter Persephone Cloud. I think I prefer that over Evening Grey. @.@
Why not Grey Evening? o-O
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3256047
Now we have to look at her face when we see her post. Gawd she's so ugly. And who fucking cares about her weight loss?
Benem seems genuinely mentally ill or very lonely. Probably both. I just feel rather sad for her.
110-Bitch is whack!
Ok, Summer Lily isn't too bad. It's the fact that she calls her by both names that bumps it into weird. Same with Addie Blue. If she just called her Addie, one could assume it's short for something else. But Evening Grey is definitely the weirdest one of the bunch. Maybe she'll be friends with North West!
Addie is short for Addison, which makes the whole thing even weirder. When biochem posted Addie's YouTube video awhile back, the title page said Addison Blue Calder.
Evening Grey really is the weirdest one of the bunch. Poor kid.
Cirrus cloud
Autumn Leaf
Snow White
Olive Drab
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3260203
mid 50's, short and chunky. The "rule" is NEVER!
Just coming to post about Evening Grey...should've known you bitches would beat me to it. Holy shit. There's a difference between unique names and stupid. BCP clearly missed unique and is squarely in the stupid. Her children have my sympathies.
Evening Grey is an awful name for a child but at least it gives the parents of her kids friends a heads up that her mother is batshit crazy and not to send their kids to her house to play.
I still can't believe Bio had another baby. Every single time she posts something vague about her DH possibly cheating, a month or so later boom, she's pregnant. What a fool!
Just wait until the next time she posts a thread about her DH not coming home from work or not answering her text or phone calls or him staying out all night and not telling her why. She will pregnant with #5 Turquoise River.
The next kid will be named Fecal Mahogany and will be shot our her azz
Hemorrhoid Mountain
Salmon Spawning
Rainy WithAChanceOfThunder
Kudzu Dawn
Storm Drain
Afternoon Delight
So what is the status of Miss Jen's other snowflakes?
November 7, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Languishing is a deep freeze somewhere, just as God decrees!
Purple Haze
Summer's Eve
Orange Pekoe
Pink Crease
Ebony Nethers
Golden Showwer
Brown Downtown
White Fountain
Chocolate Star
Purple Cavern
Bone Blush
Pearl Neckless
Tartan Tantalizer
Magenta Mancave
Chartreuse Caboose
Cornflower Cornhole
Rosy Rear
Black Backdoor
Honey Hole
LMAOOOO...Some has toooo much time on their hands.
ALL HAIL DA MAJIKAL BEOUF!!!
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Pearl Neckless
November 7, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Neckless? Really? Neckless?
It's necklace. I hope that was an autocorrect 0o
Grey Hound
Well thank you, genius.
Arbor Mist
Muddy Bath
Silver Bells
Burgundy Breastplate
Wasabi Morning
Brunch Apricot
Daybreak Persimmon
Nocturnal Taupe
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3260221
I apparently do not understand what an IEP is. First there is the pea that has a son whos IEP says he can't do homework, now I learn there is a pea with a son that can't do science fair projects. How are the teachers supposed to be fair when they can't grade the kids on the same things? I don't understand.
Lunch Bucket
Daybreak Multi
"its part of his/her disability" that's the answer to every question in every situation so just STFU and enable them to do their very least.
Hairy Taint
Mid-day Mint
It lowers the standard for kids with problems/issues/disabilities. It's main streaming, can't let anyone think they are different. But them in with a regular class but lower the standards for them.
I mean wtf, really reds boy is soooo gifted and gets the most awesome ever grades BUT he can't do homework? Yeah, that's fair that my kid would be a freaking genius to if he didn't have to turn in homework.
Exactly 967! They are only graded on tests and that's about it.
Oh, and I like the Lunch Bucket name. Thanks for the suggestion, I plan to use it on my next child.
Are the teachers in the USA really as bad as the Peas make them out to be? I know there are some stupid assed teacher Peas but the ones teaching their kids sound just awful. They would be fired here (in Europe) if they behaved like this.
I, for sure don't put teachers on a pedestal, but IMO US public school teachers are being unfairly bashed in today's climate. Wreck and defund public education, then insert private, for profit and/or religious institutions. Rake in the $$$$$ - properly educated students be damned. A stupid populace is easy to manipulate. Basic biology is of the devil and the earth is 6,000 years old. Repent!
If they cannot conduct themselves professionally and politely on a message board I pity their students. This applies to a lot of the teachers on 2 Peas. Perhaps some of the real life ones not on the message board are decent but the Bucket seems to attract the stupid ones.
I always wondered what that whole controversy about the GG's "secret board" was..wow!
Can someone explain to me who the heck Mackey was and also what was Moniques big scandal?
Holy hell! Almost 1000 posts this time around. Has it ever been this high before? I can't remember. Love all the names, but I think Summer's Eve is the best! LMFAO!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3260161
It's a scary thought that there are peas out there packing heat.
but the Bucket seems to attract the stupid ones.
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That applies across the board, not just teachers.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3260143
Mercury Retrograde? LOL What a bunch of bull.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3260258
WTH? Yes the MIL is neglectful but if you can't even talk to her about what she is or isn't doing with your 3 year old because you're "not speaking to her", then you've got a big problem. So immature and childish.
New space is up!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3260161
It's a scary thought that there are peas out there packing heat.
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Don't be scared. They are all Responsible Gun Owners, ready to avert tragedy. Freedom reigns!!!
It's very sad that all of those whiny "OMG THE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING" bitches use the word "shilling" when talking about Sqealin'. It doesn't mean what they think it does.
It sucks as slang too but I'm sure some idiot will use it as a lame excuse.
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