It's become quite obvious that the PTB banned many threads over the weekend.
Obviously they banned Yubon's because the title of the thread has "vibrator" and "sex" in it. But why did they ban Lauren's? Is it because she asked them to? It seems to be her M.O. To spout off at the mouth, and instead of apologizing for teh crayzee, she has the PTB delete entire threads so it will be lost forever.
I can only guess at what happened, but I find it strange that the other thread, the GA rape thread, is still there and it has "fuck you" in it a few times.
Odd how Lauren's whiny PVM is gone and so are the other threads that contain pasted excerpts from this blog.
Makes you go hmmmmm.
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Lauren's crazy was all over that rape in GA thread, I'm surprised it's still there. I guess she's sosiopathic (sp) enough to think that the thread makes her look good because her moron followers showed up to cheer her on.
I'm a long time lurker, short time poster and I can't stand Lauren. I feel like she defines herself by that board. Lame bitch.
Can someone please explain the Pennyring gyno/Dr thing. I must have missed something.
My theory is that the Lauren supporters reported her thread because it was becoming a pile-on and she was looking so utterly ridiculous that it needed to be erased.
#3-the pennyring thing was the last post on the other thread. it was explained there.
I do not understand why Lauren stays after all these years. She is disliked by so many and she thinks everyone is out to get her and pile on her but she comes back year after year for more.
People who get bullied in high school just have to stick it out four years and then they can walk away and never look back. If she feels so mistreated, then why is she staying when she doesn't have to? I wonder what the pay off is for her because from where I'm sitting, I can't see that there is one. I just don't get it.
This pea reminds me of txpackrat.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3066623
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Why do these women get so excited when their DHs do something completely ordinary? He must be a real prick the rest of the time if this one little favor prompts her to post it at the pod and gush about what a great guy he is.
MerryMom is, quite simply, the thunderiest thundercunt I've seen at the Pod. At least Lauren owns her cuntiness - she is who she is.
MerryMom's insidious brand of cuntiness is so much more annoying and damaging than L'Urine's. That passive aggressive shit usually indicates a monster hiding behind a pretty mask.
That bitch is a liar and a thief - she lost me at "I'm suing Disney because someone there (not a Disney employee, btw) ran over my foot, but really I'm not litigious."
Suuuure.
#6. If she were really feeling bullied, she'd leave the pod. The fact that L'Urine stays and puts things like 'right here, now matter how much people wish otherwise' as her location says it all. She's just a vicious, pot-stirring bitch who enjoys creating drama and strife.
Now matter how many times she tries to say she's a victim, she's so not, and anyone with 1/4 of a brain can see that. It's official . . .avedadiva, Kaminer, and the other L'Urine sycophants have less than 1/4 of a brain.
And. . . WTF??!! Baritone Mom is the same one who had that crazy whacked out story about getting run over by a scooter at WDW? She's now suing the park????? No freakin' way. Here's a perfect example of how a person's past actions are TOTALLY relevant to whether you can trust them or not. Litigious assholes out to milk whatever entity they can dry are one of the lowest life forms on the planet. The only ones lower are the attorneys who perpetuate this kind of wrongness.
Lauren loves all the attention. She has no life so she likes to screw with everyone and orchestrate drama. And all the peas fall for it day after day. There has been more than one LBrock witchhunt thread. More like three. She'll see that LBrocks online and she'll post a passive aggressive 'i lov my mother so much!' thread and all the peas come running even the handslappers like kikinichole that have no clue what's going on. That's what Lauren lives for. She loves that kind of evil. She'll stir up crap threads and the peas run to them like wildfire. Why do the nice peas go out of their way to kiss her ass too? Do they have pity for her? Why is it so hard to put her on ignore? I had her on ignore for six months but still had to read her shit from everyone quoting her. Ignore the bitch already so I don't got to read about it! FFS!
Peas that are nice to Lowrent are not nice. They're cowards or stupid. But after you've been through about 80 of her nasty meltdowns, you can no longer claim ignorance.
Did Baritone Mom actually get a settlement from Disney? That's very unlike them. Disney is a tough nut to sue, and that's if you have an actual, legitimate case--not this ambulance chasing bullshit that BM (ha!) is trying to pull.
And local juries, at least in CA, are very very sympathetic to Disney since they provide so many jobs and a truckload of tourism money.
MerryMom really got her ass handed to her on that thread.
Nordy is the new Donna Downy. She has entered a contest using a project that one of the garden girls-Gillian sold probably 6 or 7 years ago.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3066707
I really don't get this. If my kid had an accident while talking to me on the phone, the first thing I would be doing is running out the house to go and find her. I would not take even 1 minute to post about it on a message board. I am on a couple of boards, one in particular I personally know or have met of people on, but still don't post everything that happens to me. Am I the weird one here?
Wtf is the PTB?
Powers That Be
16. That's because both of them are attention whores & need constant validation by the peas.
I hope BF let the guide dog drive, otherwise with her vision there'll be another accident to post about.
As for AN, karma baby karma!
So, nicegirl thinks the world is full of women who are just dying to falsely accuse her special snowflake baby boy of rape. I'm not a spreadsheet keeper, is she one of those who complains about the Godless Skanks who keep dating her son and leading him astray? it sure fits.
BF needs to look up the definition of worst.
Totally not dogging kids but AmieeinOhio, man I don't know what I would do if I had two kids that were like that. It would be hard. Our oldest son did some stupid stuff between the ages of 15 and 18 but nothing like her boys.
BF is lucky that the situation AN was in yesterday was the WORST for her.
For a lot of people, THE WORST is when your DS/DD is in the military, and two uniformed officers knock on your door.
AN was fine. She knew she was fine because AN said so. Yet, she thought that AN was in SO MUCH danger and pain that she had to leave to go find her right. away.
BUT FIRST! She had to tell the peas! Of course!
#22, link?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3066567
Scroll down halfway and Amiee explains more about the situation.
looks like BF got her ass handed to her on that thread by moms who have had the worse thing happen. i don't get why she stopped to post on 2peas before she went to go find her kid. so weird. she really needs a life and constant validation. maybe her kid needs to learn to not talk on her cellphone while she drives, headset or not she obviously can't multi task without crashing up her car. morons. all of them.
Obviously the problem with AimeeinOhio's kids are the fact that she seems incapable of being a parent.
How do you not notice your kid spent $1,000?! There would be new gadgets, clothes, etc.
How do you turn away from an 11 year old? Let alone your own 11 year old? It is completely cruel to not visit him while in jail.
The way she is saying that she doesn't care if he does the homework, she'll just make sure he's logged onto the computer for the right amount of time, and that he's out when he's 18, just screams lazy parent.
Why have kids when you aren't fully committed to being a parent when it gets tough?
If he is a sociopath he doesn't care if she visits him or not.
Who says he is a sociopath?!
He sounds like a neglected kid trying to get his parents attention. To a kid, negative attention is still attention.
I don't think BF got her ass handed to her, some lesser known pea may have but it's all prayers and positive thoughts for her and Ashley.
I think she should have had her ass handed to her. Really? Before going to her DD she must post on the peas. I'm guessing she must not have may real live people in her life.
I think Baritone Mom should be concerned about that girl(sociopath)who continues to harass her son! I'll believe her even if most of the peas dont. KikiNickedhole is being her usual bitch self. If that were MY kid I wouldn't want that girl ANYWHERE near my son!! She obviously has issues!! Sure she should've presented her story better in her OP but come on, if it were anyone else...say KikiNickedhole, there wouldn't be such a pile-on!
Just read the BF thread. Honestly, she is a damn attention whore. Posting at the pod would have been the last thing going through my head if I were in that situation. Just one person had the guts to call her on it. What a bunch of idiots. Did you see cindyupnorth posted that her dd's had an accident last month? Like a NORMAL person, she didn't go running to the peas for attention about it. What a bunch of drama queens, cripes.
It was irresponsible and dangerous for AN to be yapping on the phone while driving in wet conditions like that. She could have killed someone. Focus on the road!
Yeah 31, the girl in merrymoms story really sounds like a sociopath, I mean shes what, sat on a brass instrument and bent it, tried to lie her way out (do you have teens, that's usually the first thing they try, but not your snowflakes right), and is trying to stay of trouble for talking trash to other kids. And wants to be in a musical ensemble for band.
Yeah I think I heard John Wayne Gacy started out that way too. If she dresses like a clown at Halloween then we'll know for sure.
Just tried to check out that 2 peas smack, wtf, I have to be an invited reader to see the blog? What makes it so special?
you need to go to twopeassmack.blogspot.com
the old one closed. it moved.
gads.. I'm sorry, I had a moment. LOL. I was thinking smack center.
*skulking to corner*
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3066809&pg=1
I really don't care what other people do with their time, but it amuses me to see these stay at home wives, with no kids at home, enumerate every little thing they do.
Um, most of us cook, clean, do laundry, and walk the dog... and work 40+ hours a week.
Lanus is the troll named Beer.....
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3066665&pg=1
Beer
PeaNut
PeaNut 497896 - February 2011
Posts: 25 Layouts: 1
Loc: Kegolator, USA
Posted: 2/7/2011 6:34:29 PM
There are many brands of mouthwash that do not have alcohol. Crest makes one that is specifically marketed for teens and tweens.
Lanus
And we care that lanus is beer because.....?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3066998
VOMIT
Meh, Lanus is an attention whore. SHE wanted us to know she was Beer. No big surprise there.
Gag to any grown woman who calls herself a princess too! Those princess siggys are ridiculous too. Piggy face needs to be looking for workout dvds instead of dildos. I see why she's the joke of the pod. So much trailer trash over there! blech
not sure how princess could reach down there with a vibrator anyway. Kinda like a big ole T-Rex with a huge body and little weenie arms. hahahaha
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That card is fug.
I don't even have to open the link to know what you're talking about. It's cute. Give her a break.
Give her a break? Why? She should be doing her hobby for her own enjoyment and not to impress people. But, yes, I agree with 45, that card *is* fug.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3066998
VOMIT
Who puts all this stuff on the INTERNET!!!! Seriously could she just not google it and find some sites? Even a child could google the name+buy+online .When will these woman learn this message board is not like a group of BFF's at a girls night out! I must be a prude because this is not the kind of info I want to share with the world... Just saying.
I'm a bit too old for the target age of that card, but I do think it is very well done and some little girl would totally love it.
C'mon everyone wants or needs a little validation sometimes and if you say you don't, then you're lying or your stuff is too ugly to show people.
OK back to the bitching, I remember Grinning Cat saying that she never posted any of her layouts online because she didn't want the whole world copying them.
I thought the card was cute, a little weird with no nose or mouth though.
Is Brandy M annoying anyone else or am I just a little grouchy today?
I thought the card was not very good.
The ribbon was crooked, the papers didn't go great with the little girl.
But the little girl was well colored and shaded.
She obviously just wanted us to exclaim over her card. Who asks if they should quit a hobby? A hobby is something you do for enjoyment, not to make money.
I can't believe I am going to bitch about KaylaAimee, but I can't imagine torturing my baby for 3 months. At what point do you say "enough!"?
lol julieberg and her NCIS thread, really Tony is an adult bully? She must not get out much. Or maybe I'm just insensitive.
Jesus 52, what do you want her to do? Put a pillow over the baby's face?! That beautiful little girl is breathing on her own, is breast feeding and despite a few setbacks has no neurological damage or disabilities. I am not religious at all, but baby Scarlette is
a miracle.
Oops, I meant #53.
She is probably spending more than she can afford on card supplies and trying to justify it by saying she can sell them. And no one is buying so she's losing her excuse for monthly shopping trips to buy more card making crap.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067017
That's sad, to having to worry about being to big to fit in airline seat.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067017
If she's flying in a month maybe the answer to what would you do is tape your mouth shut and lock yourself in a cupboard???
I'm most amazed at all the replies. I know maybe one or two obese people IRL, and it seems like the Pod is chock full of HUGE people, and some formerly HUGE people who had surgerys. Are people really that fat out there or is it just the one's on scrapbook message boards all day?
Shut the fuck up #53.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067193
AKA: I dare you accuse me of being a compulsive shopper so I can play the victim and accuse you of bullying me.
re: the pea who is too fat to fly. She will fit, but her neighbor won't be too happy about it. I have sat next to obese people who put the armrest up and try to encroach on my seat. I don't fucking think so. I put the armrest down and force them into their own seat. I once had a lady get pissed at me because I smashed her fat roll. Really?? If you need a bigger seat fly first class. I am entitled to my 17" of seat space.
I am entitled to my 17" of seat space.
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I agree. I once sat on a 5 hour flight with a fleshy, sweating thigh pressed up against mine the entire time. Yuck.
What is up with all the Peas that find pleasantries in conversation offensive? So many of the Peas give the impression that they're either completely socially inept, or socially inept thundercunts.
The same ones who are all up in arms because the lowky barista had the nerve to ask them what they're doing with their day would be the first ones bitching about poor service if these people didn't ask.
No wonder I stopped posting at the pod.
KeriWest is pimping her daughter again. Notice that she hasn't been around for the past few weeks, but came running back when she needed to get the ballot box stuffed. I voted for the girl in first place instead.
Exactly, 62. Plus she gets to passive--aggressively brag about how much money she has to spend, too.
$100 bucks for a handmade card, some people have more money than sense!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Sarah-Kay-Isabelle-puppy-Card-Bev-boxed-/300518264907?pt=UK_Crafts_Cardmaking_Scrapbooking_Hand_made_Cards
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067203
I've had it with this chick and her constant hypochondriacal rants. Onto ignore she goes! lol
#69-Jeebus, she is worried about friggin' novacaine? What a moron. I think she should dress herself in a hazmat suit and sit in a darkened room, probably a padded room at that.
SOme people are just too stupid to live!
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Well of course the peas do dishes every day, they would NEVER go off and leave a dish in the sink.
Damn... Makes you wonder just how many twinkies Lauren was consuming in a day... post weightloss surgery she has enough extra money from her twinkie fund to buy an iPad, a new camera, and a scanner. I hope Hostess doesn't go out of business now that they have lost their best customer.
i voted for the girl in first place too. she's not winning by that many votes, we need to bump her up.
Keep voting, or Leatherbag will win!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067124
Of course Fatty McFat AKA Angela is complaining about skinny actresses. Bitch put down the dildo and donuts and head to the gym.
Angela is an actress??? Seriously? Girlfriend needs to get a clue. Actresses that are of normal size (say between a size 6 and a 10) can't get jobs because they aren't skinny enough so what the hell is she thinking? Unless they need a new lead actress for Mike & Molly or the obese friend of the skinny leading lady, Angela is shit outta luck. Well, she could do the smart thing and try to lose some weight but no,she just bitches on a message board and tells the skinny actress to eat...hahahaha
Keri's daughter has over 1,000 votes. Am I missing who we are voting for?
I don't have anything against Keri other than I don't think that her daughter is the prettiest or most deserving on there simply because of her mom pimping her votes because of pea popularity. I think that is really unfair. I bet the people at the magazine would like to know that she has pretty much fixed the outcome of this contest.
Wow.Just.Wow What is with the tiny twat terror and her thread pulling. Isn't the NSBR suppose to have references to vibrators and where you buy them?
I am confused. Didn't Micki's MIL call the farm guy to get the kitten taken away just recently and now she says that they haven't seen them for 7 months? I think she's full of shit.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067362
Maybe the kittens in the dryer.
Keri is pimping her DD on Facebook too. Wasn't there a Pea that got disqualified from a photo contest because of Pea votes? Maybe someone should contact the contest people...lmaooooooooooo
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067455
FFS. The peas are the biggest suckers. This is today's incarnation of the troll who's been banned every day for the last week.
83 I agree. I bet the troll was hoping people would post all their own issues. yeah right
Keri knows that it's cheating, and she doesn't care. Hell, Peanut Pattie is bragging about using different accounts with different computers and phones to bypass the rules. Nice.
Anyone else thinking... the anonymous poster "i have issues", is BriannaJill/Librarygirl or whatever she's calling herself these days.
I was JUST coming here to post that 86!
Either it is Brianna Jill, or someone pretending to be her.
I'm kind of leaning toward the latter because the posting style of the troll is way different than BJ.
That's exactly what I was thinking too #86.
Her latest persona is snglwrtrgrl or something along those lines...poor girl is pathetic. For a while I felt sorry for her but when she keeps coming on 2p's posting the same sappy woe is me shit, I get tired of hearing it. You are almost 30yrs old...get a job(they are out there--hey if Cecilia can work a Walmart so could BJ) get your own place and get the hell out of your parent's house and quit the complaining. Only you can help yourself girl!
no I think it's someone wanting us to think it's library girl but I don't think it's really her.
I really wish Kikipea, Pennyring, and Beedubya would just fucking disappear from the pod.
They annoy the shit out of me.
So TraceyFL is on this thread talking about her ipad, wasn't she so broke there would be no Christmas for her kids a couple of months ago, what happened did she hit the lotto?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067445
So Lauren is on the first day of eating solid food, and what is she eating?!
A Chicken Casserole.
Which means it's probably some gloppy mushroom soup mess with cheese.
Color me NOT surprised.
What is EdgyCoolness? Neither edgy or cool. I mean Sweet Buttery Hey Zeus, FFS. I almost want to squirm with embarrassment FOR her as she continually humiliates herself by trying so, so, so very hard to hang with the "cool kids"
#85-Peanut Pattie is a raging ass kisser and a hemorrhoid on the butt of humanity.
Zero minutes
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067632
LLP's= Lauren's Lemming Peas
L'Urine is craving salads, yes, I'm SURE that's what she is craving.
I think if she has "salad cravings" she may not have needed to have her insides removed in the first place.
"Especially when they are late tween, early teen and exploring their body, someone barging in would not be appreciated."
Did treelover really need to put that out there about her kid? On the locking bedroom doors thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067669
Athena has taken a break from twattering to weigh in on Egypt. Her conclusion? "Iran's government fell on Feb. 11, and you can see how well it turned out."
What a genius! If only the State Department and the CIA paid attention to dates, numerology and astrology like her. Oh, and if any of you were born on April 20th, just remember that HITLER was born on April 20th--so according to Athena's logic: You're Hitler!
I heart Yubon. She is the only one who has the balls to say something about KeriW's dd's "cover girl" contest.
lol @ 97 I came here to post the same damn thing. I am thinking she means potato salad, pasta salad, fruit salad, twinkie salad etc.
#85-Peanut Pattie is a raging ass kisser and a hemorrhoid on the butt of humanity.
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But most of the time she's just a raging thundercunt.
I think it was Yubon who coined her "Peanut Brittle". Love it!
I didn't see Yubon's post. I'm glad somebody said something even though it won't matter on the boards. They'll all keep saying how fair it is and that she's the prettiest one instead of seeing that they are bending the rules. If it was their precious daughter, they'd be all up in arms about it. The magazine is the one who should know about this being fixed.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067785
Her stylist gave her a crappy haircut.
It is hard to give someone a nice haircut when they are resistant to change. Anyone who could walk around with the cut she had before is not the type of person to give the stylist license to do something radically more attractive. She probably did the best she could with the parameters the OP gave her.
@105 - I don't even see a haircut. She got it thinned? That's it? But I agree 106, not a big risk taker there!! lol
I have no words for what she was going around with on her head in the before picture!
On that TX Bride thing ~ I don't see "vote for one" I see an option to rate each bride.
So, I passiveaggressively gave all the overprocessed fake blonds an "average" and gave a "COVER MODEL" to all the black women, heavy women, and just about any one of them that looks like she has a personality.
u can guess where leatherbag fell in that sorting. And, GO YUBON!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067847
The long married peas are to cool for valentines day.
DH and I don't do much more then cards but I don't run around say "I don't need anyone to tell me when to tell DH I love him"
Just wait on Monday all the DH forgot Vday post will be happening.
Yikes that haircut. There's an obvious long uneven piece in the back.
You get what you pay for. She probably went to one of the cheap chain places.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067900
This just grates, I don't know why. What a dumb ass. Just get a vibrator, lady.
MyMIndsEye is the dumbest of the dumb. She seems really sweet but really stoopid.
MymindlessEye isn't too bright. She comes from the land of the Sacramento Queens.
Some peas crack me up. All the opposition to Valentine's Day. Someone "resents" it. We don't need no stinkin' date to know we love each other. Whatever. What's wrong with getting flowers randomly AND on Valentine's Day??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3056380
I know its an old thread but I'm just catching up. Why didn't anyone tell this woman to grow up and grow a pair? All that drama and shaking and throwing up over some stamps????
I don't know, 116...the shaking and throwing up is worthy of an eye-roll but I'd be upset to have almost $200 stolen too.
I saw that she finally got her merchandise, so that's cool.
I think it was more the principal than the $$ amount. That would upset me more than the money.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068046
She's not going to be so blissful when her husband leaves her. She'll be another, "My husband emptied the bank accounts and I have no money! What should I do? Can you all send me some money on my papal account so I can buy Christmas presents?
Who is Devon? This new blog certainly outs a lot of blog bitches!
lol I know 121 I have to watch it, a few times I've came close to posting something with my google account name showing instead of anonymous.
This is going to sound petty and immature but I'd leave her over that stupid avatar 120.
121 according to her blog she is from Alaska so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out. What did she post?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067935
Nothing like calling attention to your new picture.....
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067876
Wow Heartcat, way to over react!
Oh FFS, just when the BF italian beef threads start to taper off, now it's Squillen's goodie boxes. And now she's going to try hawking those things at every holiday? FFS, she needs to take that shit to her own website
If I could get some dim bulbs to pay me 40 bucks for a few cookies in a box I'd totally be pushing them too.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067079
Are you fucking kidding me? Mrs. Typhus at it again:
"As for the president kicking smoking- it disturbs me that he had the habit for so long and I'd think it would be pretty hypocritical if he was going to push for universal health care and try to encourage Americans to live healthier if he didn't have the willpower himself to give up cigarettes. If not for himself or to send a healthy message to Americans, at least give them up for your daughters' sake. They deserve a healthy father."
Sweet baby jeebus....SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067876
Can I just say I think foot flushing is one of the stupidest things ever. One of these days I hope one of them slips while flushing and ends up with a calf full of toilet water up their leg.
And really how do most of the heifers get their cankles up there to flush anyways?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3067917
I looked at the OP of the naughty cupid thread, not seeing anything naughty someone want to spoil the thread for me or do I have to go through both pages?
The heart is the head and the rest of it (that the cupid is hanging on) is the shaft. Someone in the thread alluded to it. I had no idea either.
129, Yes....but, you forget that the fatties on 2Peas see nothing wrong with sitting there on their lardasses and getting all holier than everyone.
Maybe if Mrs. Typhus started smoking she wouldnt be the size of a barn.
131--baby cupid is riding that swooshy-heart thing that looks like a penis. A penis with a heart-shaped head. It looks like something one of the Disny cartoonist try to sneak into their movies!
lol thanks all I see it now, its kind of lame, guess I see enough real dick to not go looking for it in my kids valentine coloring projects.
And now she says that although she's "overweight" she's not obese. I bet her BMI puts her right smack in the middle of "obese." I'd be willing to be a LOT of money...
#125 I thought the same thing. If you really want to test your avatar couldn't you just post on a thread? She's looking for all the praise on her new photo.
yep....just wants every to fawn and tell her how beautiful she is. Fucking pathetic.
hehehe, my best bevis laugh, I saw her boobies hehehe
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3068002
Not sure what the big deal is--cut off sleeves, make dress short, add a belt. Done!
Seriously 140, She gushes about her friends' "creativity" when she's just losing the sleeves and shortening the hem! Wow...talk about setting the bar low....
Yes, but 141 consider the audience. These are the same people who think adding onion soup mix to meat in a crockpot is gourmet cooking.
justkristy needs to get over it. She is still complaining that her thread didn't go well.
justkristy is a cunt. No wonder she's had problems with her family in the past. You know she's the bitchy old aunt that no one wants to be around.
First rule to learn at twopeas, if you are asking opinions so that everyone will agree with you......you can absolutely guarantee that won't happen. 77.7% of the peas like to be contrary no matter what the subject.
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