Saturday, March 12, 2011

Clearing Things Up.

  • I have only ever deleted one comment on this blog, and it was the one about Sami.
  • I will not delete anything unless it's the general consensus that it was over the line, or if it violates the TOU of this blog. (No Child-Smack, No Personal Info, No Malicious Detective Work)
  • There are no "blocks" as previously mentioned.  You can talk about whomever/whatever you like, as long as it's not violating the above.

That's it people, these are not hard rules to follow.

Thanks,
JD

195 comments:

Anonymous said...

So if Marissa aka Leatherbag wins that contest, what will be on the magazine cover? "The Oompa Loompa Dream Bride Edition?"

Anonymous said...

Maybe they'll take some lemon juice and a loofah to her face and clean her up.

Seriously though, obviously the only way she is winning is because of the peas! a, it's the WORST picture of her, her wedding pics showed that she is at least better looking than the pic on the website, and b, there are so many other more beautiful girls in that contest!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3075698

Why, God, why? Now we have to CONSUME it? It wasn't enough to smear it upon our bodies?

Anonymous said...

She said on the thread at the bukkit that the new ipad is sold out at apple.com so people are willing to pay extra for it on ebay. Jeez, ya think maybe if scalpers like her son weren't buying them up, they might not be sold out so fast???!!?

From the old thread:
My son bought 4. Actually they had a limit of 2 per person. So he bought 2 and his dad bought 2 and than my son will sell 3 and make enough to buy himself one with little or none out of pocket. He buys and sells Apple products all the time and makes a great amount of money for a self employed 18 year old. I did look at it today and it is pretty nice.
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WTF??? Her son is the equivalent of a ticket scalper, and this is cause for pride?? Stupid, stupid bitch.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3075659

Anonymous said...

Does 2peafaithful have a brain? **cocks head to the side, pricks up ears, starts drooling**

Anonymous said...

I honestly can't decide who's stupider: 2peafaithful or KikiPea.

At the moment, I'm going with 2peafaithful.

It's mind-boggling that someone that idiotic made it to adulthood.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if 2peasfaithful, will set up a sales display on her "heirloom" table. hahaha

Anonymous said...

Oh good grief, so many peas get all bent out of shape, if their spouse goes out and has dinner, a cocktail, and gasp!....dances in a group setting, without them.

Anonymous said...

I would love to bash 2peafaithful's head against the table Jesus told her to keep. Her son is the reason people who play by the rules did not get an ipad yesterday. Am I the only one who hopes her son gets screwed on his ebay transactions?

Anonymous said...

#8-that is because they are all so uptight. They know men are just nothing but walking penises waiting to fuck the first willing vagina they see. You know they have NO CONTROL in adulthood just like when they were teens wanting to ravage all those poor girls that let their boobies hangout.

Peas are a freak of nature, that is for certain. Never in my life did I worry about more useless crap all because of what I have read on 2Peas.

Anonymous said...

Jesus told 2peafaithful's son to boy those iPads and sell them to make a profit.

All Hail the Magikal Beouf

Anonymous said...

All Hail the Magikal Beouf
>>>>>>>>>

Still lol'ing every time I see this. chuckle

Anonymous said...

You bitches are such bigots. Orange people should have equal rights too!

Anonymous said...

No, the only bigot at the board is PinkyZebraFart but she erased all her old posts and changed her name after her nuclear wig-out so no one remembers what a bigot she truly is.

Anonymous said...

After looking through all the contestants on the TX Bride Site, I can kinda see why Marissa is winning.

The contestants look like a parade of the awkward and ill-fitting.

Sami Hunter Photo said...

Please don't blame those who are trying to support me during a rough patch as posting as me. I've always posted on the blogs under my own name.

Thank you Jane for removing that post. And thanks to those of you saying it wasn't cool.

Clearing a couple of disturbing things up: No I do not shit in diapers. No I am not suicidal nor am I in the hospital. Yes I am not at my best. So I am taking it easy. I am avoiding forums, private groups, blogs and what not until I feel more stable. Right now I feel like I am on "tilt." This happens to me every once in awhile and it sucks. Mental Illness is not fun.

DPW stands for Dirty Pirate Whores and we called ourselves that for just a few days. I forgot what number I was. I think I was 16 or 18. Then it changed to Dirty Pirate Hookers because that was way funnier. I think I was #14. Then some tamed it down to Dirty Pirate Wenches for our Mormon bloggers, but that didn't last. So her mistake was mine, I told her to say Hi to the DPW's for me.

If it looks like someone is posting as me, it's probably not. I tend to sign everything I post. I am not scared to call a spade a spade and generally and stand and answer for my opinions as well as mistakes.

I hope this clears shit up. I shouldn't be back here for awhile, this is a "no fly zone" for me for a good long while.

HTH
Sami

Anonymous said...

Sami, it is good to see you posting. I am a long-time admirer of your work and I hope things level out for you soon. I am now an admirer of you as a person too. I know a few people who deal with mental illness and I will never understand why, in this supposedly advanced society, that mental illness is still treated as a joke and a source of giggles and cruel jokes instead of the disease it is.

Having mental illness is like getting cancer - not something anyone deserves or wants. And you, Sami, are dealing with it with so much honesty and integrity. I would be honored to be called a friend of yours and will support you in my thoughts all the way! Again, I hope this episode is over for you soon and you regain some peace and happiness - something you deserve!

Anonymous said...

All Hail the Magikal Beouf
>>>>>>>>>

Still lol'ing every time I see this. chuckle

Me too, and I LIKE the magikal beouf.

Anonymous said...

Sami, you're okay by me. I hope you feel better soon. Stay away from us blog bitches and you should be all right.

Anonymous said...

Hey friend of Sami's that called her - can you please let her know that she has another person on here that likes and respects her? I never found her to be posting on and on about her illness when she posted to the NSBR. I'm a pea and I didn't really have a friendship with Sami, but I always liked her and adored her work and her posts. Can you just pass that along for me? Or is it possible for me to find a way to email her myself? I looked for her website, but it appears to be gone now. Anyway, I just wanted to post my support.

Anonymous said...

So what you are trying to say is that you were a Meatblog bitch even though for years you talked about how awful the whole smack blog concept was.

Typical fucking hypocrite Pea.

FYI - It was ALWAYS DPH (Dirty Pirate Hookers) This may come as a shock to you, since you're a Pea and Peas think that all sayings and trends originate at Two Peas or by their fellow Peas, but Dirty Pirate Hookers did not originate at the Meatblog or at the pod.

Argh!

Anonymous said...

2PeasFaithful says it's ok that her son fleeces people. He's a good person and she knows this because he's about to graduate from a PRIVATE school and attend college to become a lawyer.

God gave him to her, so whatever he does is okay-dokey.

Anonymous said...

ITA 21. Anchorman, anyone?

Anonymous said...

2peaFuckful is such a shining example for jeebus worshippers everywhere! As long as your greed is LEGAL then it's all good with teh God!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sami Hunter Photo said...

Thanks everyone. My business is getting a much needed face lift, new branding and new website this month, it's there it's just an empty site. I can be reached at sami.hunter.photo at gmail.com or on facebook at: http://profile.to/samicalkins/. And don't worry if they stick me in a straight jacket I still have 9 use able toes to type with. Not even the looney bin could keep me off the internet. Well, unless they use some drug that leaves you drooling and talking to yourself.

I am not quite warped enough yet to be admitted. I haven't suddenly decided that I can fly or that people are talking to me from inside the walls.

I just feel really down and really cruddy. Nothing a vacation somewhere warm with hot cabana boys and some anti-looney drugs couldn't cure.

Off to bed for the night for me, but really, thank you so much for the support and good thoughts.

Anonymous said...

@22 Yeah a lawyer, why is that not a surprise? Patent law my ass, he'll be an ambulance chaser for sure.

Anonymous said...

For Fuck's sake SAM, get a fucking clue and stay the fuck away.
I get being mentally ill, I really do, but I do not get being so totally fucking stupid. Yes a few people said some nice things, that doesn't mean you need to sit there refreshing the page and join in.
This is not your support group, so step away from the fucking computer and go and spend time with the REAL PEOPLE in your life.

Sami Hunter Photo said...

So what you are trying to say is that you were a Meatblog bitch even though for years you talked about how awful the whole smack blog concept was.
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I think trashing people behind their backs is pure cowadice. Always have, always will. But yes for awhile I read the blog when I was the subject. Not often, but often enough to know some of the history.

#27 Being polite, isn't being stupid. Have a nice night, I plan to.

Anonymous said...

Simmer down, obsessed Sami hater--you're going to stroke out if you don't get a hold of yourself, Lauren--oops, I mean anonymous blog bitch

Anonymous said...

""I think trashing people behind their backs is pure cowadice. Always have, always will. But yes for awhile I read the blog when I was the subject. Not often, but often enough to know some of the history."

"DPW stands for Dirty Pirate Whores and we called ourselves that for just a few days. I forgot what number I was. I think I was 16 or 18. Then it changed to Dirty Pirate Hookers because that was way funnier. I think I was #14. Then some tamed it down to Dirty Pirate Wenches for our Mormon bloggers, but that didn't last. So her mistake was mine, I told her to say Hi to the DPW's for me."

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You just read, but yet you were DPH# 16, 18 or 14.

It appears as though you and your closest internet pals may just be some of the more prolific blog bitches.

Anonymous said...

I really don't get all this hoopla over Sami. It's getting old and tired.

Anonymous said...

You are SO wrong, I think I have interacted with Sami one time. I do not hate her and I am certainly not L'Urine. I am just trying to get it through her fucking thick head that she needs to stop this stupidity.
I see however that she is still here, still obsessively refreshing the page and still reading. So, I retract my statement above. Stay here, read all the negative shit, read about yourself shitting in diapers with body parts falling off.
That's why you are crazy because you don't even have enough insight or common sense to help yourself.

Anonymous said...

agreed 31 now can we please get back to smacking the pod

Sami Hunter Photo said...

You just read, but yet you were DPH# 16, 18 or 14.

It appears as though you and your closest internet pals may just be some of the more prolific blog bitches.


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Why do I get the feeling I am having a conversation with someone with a very limited capability of comprehending the simplest of concepts?

I took on a number because it was funny. I rarely posted, but when I did I used a number. Remember Tracey the other girl who suffered from depression? When people would attack her, I'd post really scandalous things like "I have always like Tracey."

If you want to hang me for that, enjoy yourselves. Seriously, I have to get to bed now. Early day for me.

Anonymous said...

32-I see however that she is still here, still obsessively refreshing the page and still reading.


pot, kettle, black

Anonymous said...

32 you are an ass. Take a lesson from Sami, get a clue and some class.

Anonymous said...

read about yourself shitting in diapers with body parts falling off.

There are some people that are too low to have a civil conversation with and you are one of them, Lauren.

Anonymous said...

So Sammi posts 4 times in one night, and that's enough to make you flip out #31? They make medications for that sort of problem now.

Anonymous said...

Yeah right.

I post here all the time, but I'm the one who only says nice things about people.

Shut the fuck up and go to bed already.

For the record - I have absolutely no issue with Sami. My only issue is that the mere mention of her turns this place into a three day Sami mini series because her and her friends won't stop posting about her.

It wasn't interesting the first time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533

Vote for ANYONE except Marissa! FranK is darling.

Anonymous said...

I agree with #32 This is not the right place for Sammie. She didn't say the diaper stuff was true only that Sammie doesn't need to read it about herself.
probably wasn't said the nicest but if a MB is contributing to bad mental health then it is better to stay away from it.

Anonymous said...

So shut the fuck up about Sammi and post something else to talk about. It's not a hard concept to grasp. Change the subject yourself and then you will be talking about the things you want to talk about.

Anonymous said...

The Magikal Beouf is gonna smack you all in the ass unless you change the fucking subject.

Sami-stop posting, seriously. Enough is friggin enough.

Let's get back to smack talkin' the Pod. That is what we do here, we smack on the crazy fuckers that post on the Pod. Like someone else said, Sami, this is not your support group.

We are bitches, we don't support anyone. We want to let loose here and smack the hell outta the stupid.

AND, for the record. Would some of you hags PLEASE stop blaming Lauren for every single smacky thing that gets said here. Lauren is not the only bitch at the Pod. We all love to hate her yeasty boobs and made up like a tranny face but believe it or not, she doesn't have the be all end all when it comes to being a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Dirty Pirate Hookers, Wenches, Whores, Sluts, et al start at the old UNscrapbbable board? Remember that train wreck??

Anonymous said...

I've never had an opinion one way or the other about Sami but now I have to agree with 39. Sami and her friends need to STFU. It got boring the first time around. Now it's annoying as hell

Anonymous said...

I was an unscrappble member for a short time. It had this odd pseudo-lesbian vibe, it was all "show me your boobies" "big smooches" " who would you do?" and everyone thought they were so edgy and cool.
Then someone posted a link one of those name generators (you know, what is your porn name, what is you fairy name etc) except this one was "what is your lesbian name?" and the one actual lesbian on the board had a total meltdown. It was bizarre.

Anonymous said...

i am confused. why are we blaming sami for all the posts being made tonight? do some of you know something i don't? i just don't think she is sitting here messing with her mental health and refreshing like a maniac. it doesn't make sense. i think some of you enjoy blaming her because she is the easy and simple target.

i think if you stop talking about sami then then the posts talking about her will go away, it's you all who are to blame and who keep things going. try not mentioning her name for a full day and see what happens.

Anonymous said...

Is it wrong of me to pray nightly for lightning to take out peasbekind's Internet connection? I am ready to give up on the power of Prayer

Anonymous said...

I hate to post again on the "topic that shall not be mentioned" but #47 the person whose posts IN THIS THREAD are by "Sami Hunter" is Sami, so we know she is posting.

Is that too hard for you to grasp?

Anonymous said...

the uns were a collective pile of crazy, but I do not recall dph coming from there. but i also was not a meat blogger at the beginning but I was a uns from start to finish.

now that there was drama. there are still near blood feuds going on between former members. one of them got very sick with cancer and tried out for one of those renovate my homes by ty

Anonymous said...

I agree with the not *everyone is Lauren* comment. I have had those comments directed at me and I am as sure as hell not her.
If she does read over here I bet she wouldn't refer to herself as L'Urine or Lowrent in a post b/c she's too far up herself to do that.
Until someone taunts you about not having a mom or losing a baby, then you'll know for sure.
Not all of us post at the pod regularly anyway.

Anonymous said...

Is this shevy or hunzer?

Anonymous said...

Weren't they the Tramps?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't there something at unscrappable like the Libis thing? Money collected for someone who was supposed to sick and wasdn't... or used the money for something else?

Anonymous said...

49 yes I see 4 posts by her.
is that deemed too many?
is there a posting limit?
my problem is those who are blaming her for posts that she may or may not be making when she is not signed in.
is there a special posting limit just for sami?
how many posts are her supporters allowed to make before she gets blamed for that?

Anonymous said...

I think the sad sack story at uns was someone named Jamie?

Anonymous said...

Yeah some uns chick had a house falling down around her and then got cancer or said she did. Then she flipped the fuck out when Ty Pennington was just down the road from her renovating another house after she applied. Then there was some big ass fight with this check Wendy and the group blew apart.

Anonymous said...

This is 2peafaithful's comment in the wedding planner thread:

"I can't comment much but will say this that I hope all parties find a peaceful resolution. This is local and hits very close to home for me."

What a weird thing to post...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3075423&pg=4

Anonymous said...

I think I remember someone posting that the unscrappable person who got cancer ended up losing her battle with it.

Anonymous said...

I'm not saying it isn't true, but I haven't heard that before #59.

Anonymous said...

RedheadedJamie had brain cancer a few years back. She was a friggin' train wreck. A few different baby daddies, love da pit bulls, total trailer trash. She may have been the UN that flipped out about Ty and the house thing.

She is still around and doing okay. She only comes to the Pod to inform us that she is still "kicking cancers ass". Most Peas prolly don't even remember who she is.

Anonymous said...

There were many offshoot Pea groups back in the days. There were the Unscrappables, The Grumps, The Fros, The Tramps, The Evils, and the LLP's to mention a few.

Honestly, I think EVERY offshoot group has gone down like an ass on fire. The crazy women start these groups and get their heads so swollen and so full of themselves it isn't funny.

Actually, I think Libis had something to do with the Fro group...her and Miss Jen.

Anonymous said...

#60. The Pea who posted about it also posted a link to an online obit. It was her. I think her name was Tracey. She had breast cancer.

I never posted at Unscrappables because I didn't feel at home there, but I lurked there all the time because it was like an accident waiting to happen and I couldn't look away.

Anonymous said...

#61. It wasn't Jamie. She wasn't an Unscrappable. It was Tracey. I remember her posting about applying for Extreme Makeover but I didn't hear about her flipping out over it.

Anonymous said...

2peaFuckful is such a shining example for jeebus worshippers everywhere! As long as your greed is LEGAL then it's all good with teh God!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is also why she kept the table. It was legal so Jesus was ok with it.

Anonymous said...

the unscrappable board had major drama. the un's moved to a new board. that new board had drama. the group split in two. half moved to a new board which is still going strong. brandi, snark, shevy, hunzer,mo,scrapy,tressa,nettie and several others.

Anonymous said...

Photo board. Love hate relationship with Nancy. She does some really nice things but she needs everyone to pay homage to her good deeds. It seems she gives but expects everyone to fawn over her.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Nancy?

Anonymous said...

Nancy Drew?

I didn't know she was a pea!!
I guess she has a lot adventures to scrap.

Anonymous said...

Nancy is the prune faced Queen Bea of the 2Peas photog board. She thinks her shit doesn't stink. She lords over that board letting people know they don't participate enough. She actually stood up for Libis! She looks like an old woman sucking a lemon in her avatar pic. Go check out that board, you can't miss that puckered puss.

Anonymous said...

Hunzer came back to the Pod a few times with her same old song and dance. Problem is, none of the newbies know who she is so no one cares! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thank God too, some of us got tired of posts about buggers, farts, and other bodily functions.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I think EVERY offshoot group has gone down like an ass on fire. The crazy women start these groups and get their heads so swollen and so full of themselves it isn't funny.

____________________________

I'm pretty sure Fros is still around.

Anonymous said...

Most of the uns were ok, and some of them are Peas. And then there was Wendy and the board owner who were real bitches. Gotta say that place was a bit of a loony bin though.

I just read the Ipad thread. 2befuckbrain is a moron. She has no conscience and one of those fake Christians who goes around spouting the bullshit and living the opposite. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree when it comes to her son.

Anonymous said...

ITA 73.
I don't think the answer to "WWJD" is "hoard the items that are hard to get in Jerusalem this year and sell them for a profit."

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Fros is still around.
March 13, 2011 6:48 AM
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That would explain MissJen's role in drumming up the donations for Libis' latest cash grab.

Anonymous said...

has no conscience and one of those fake Christians who goes around spouting the bullshit and living the opposite. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree when it comes to her son.
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True dat.

And, you just described about 98% of self-proclaimed "Christians"

Anonymous said...

That would explain MissJen's role in drumming up the donations for Libis' latest cash grab.

____________________________

Lizz hasn't been a Fro in years. Don't know if they are still friends or what, but Lizz isn't active there, from what I know.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 66
the unscrappable board had major drama. the un's moved to a new board. that new board had drama. the group split in two. half moved to a new board which is still going strong. brandi, snark, shevy, hunzer,mo,scrapy,tressa,nettie and several others.
March 12, 2011 9:32 PM




This board with Brandy and co is still going strong. No clue as to how Wendy, Nessie and co are doing.

Anonymous said...

Who is here from ZC? Shevy? Post on the board and let us know.

Anonymous said...

FaithfulDogBrain's son would be the type to rip candy from a baby's hand.

And sell it on Ebay.

Anonymous said...

Well, Molove and Queen Yvonne have weighed in in favor of 2Peasfaithful and her shady son.

Not surprised.

Anonymous said...

*81-I am too lazy to go check the thread. What did the Prom Queen and her minion say?

Anonymous said...

Peabay patience is a beautiful lesson for a young man to learn. I bet he really enjoys it when he is able to have one



Really? I would have put money on the fact that "Do dogs have brains" would be the most asinine thing to ever come out of your mouth.
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Maureen FTW!!!

Anonymous said...

Which uns went with Wendy? What happened to cause the original un board to fall apart?

Anonymous said...

*81-I am too lazy to go check the thread. What did the Prom Queen and her minion say?
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They think that those who have an issue with scalping are the hypocrites. And some BS about capitalism, and nothing's wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

Prom Queen says that scalping and cheating are part of the great traditions of our capitalistic society. Or some such bullshit.

Anonymous said...

#86-Yeah, Prom Queen also thinks illegal aliens are okay for our capitalistic society because her husband is one. Hypocritical bitch.

Anonymous said...

The hypocritical bitches do tend to stick together, don't they?

Anonymous said...

I'm an Apple rep. Without an Apple license it is illegal for that bitch's son to resell our products.

Anonymous said...

The ones that shriek and shout the loudest about GAWD and JEEBUS are always the biggest hypocrites in the end. They out themselves every time.

Anonymous said...

It takes this for people to work out she's a self serving, sanctimonious little bitch who couldn't see 'ethical' if it bit her in the face?? OK.


For the others claiming 'This is how WE are strong in Capitalist America'.....there is a reason ethics is taught in college these days - and you show your stupidity as you are also the a-holes posting against what has created the financial shit we find ourselves in. Yup - that was capitalism, but no-one gave a crap while it seemed to work.

Anonymous said...

It takes this for people to work out she's a self serving, sanctimonious little bitch who couldn't see 'ethical' if it bit her in the face?? OK.
^^^^^
I think plenty of us blog bitches saw through her all along ;) But it's nice that even some of the denser peas are cluing in and calling a spade a spade.

Anonymous said...

Hope you ain't calling ME dense, bitch.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 93....even if she were, what would you do about it? Punch her in the face? You must be very klassy in real life.

Anonymous said...

Simmah down, 93. :) I meant that even some of the non-blog bitches are calling 2peafaithful out over at the pod. I honestly didn't expect them to---they usually tread lightly with the in your face Christians.

Anonymous said...

I am glad peabay called her Out!
2peaidiot is the worst sort of christian.

Anonymous said...

Every time she posts she makes it worse, she needs to shut the hell up.

Anonymous said...

lol, now she's carried the battle to pe@ce's cell phone thread. The peas jumped on her there, too..
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3075857#28496390

Anonymous said...

OMG just lizzy a drama queen, wahhh I'm not deaf but I don't hear well either. Shut up bitch it's called being hard of hearing my Grandpa lived that way for 30 years and never once had a pity party. Get over yourself already.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3075956

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember Thena?

peasbkind reminds me of her. If I remember correctly, an "older" pea who started on the board with a posting frenzy, was an expert on everything, quickly became a queen pea and then ... but I don't remember for sure ... flamed out?

Whatever did happen to her??

Anonymous said...

can I just say that I heart maureen for the dog comment to 2peasfaithful??

Anonymous said...

I don't think that was Thena. Thena was the one who would write little poems and didn't post all that much.
She was liked by a lot of people, and I doubt she would have 'flamed out' she was pretty harmless.
Unless I missed something major (which is always possible)

Anonymous said...

I don't remember what happened to Thena. Did she just disappear one day or what?

She might have been harmless but I found her annoying as hell.

Anonymous said...

Thena went over to DST when all the Digi peas jumped ship in 06.

I gave up on DST long ago, so I'm not sure if she's still there or not.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3075895

I'm going to say no its not normal to have menstrual cramps in your thighs unless your ovaries are wired really really weird.

Anonymous said...

Thena could definitely be annoying. She was definitely a know it all who played the sweet old granny thing to the hilt. It got old quick.

Peasbkind is just a twat. That last long poor poor me pity party made me want to whip out the violin smiley and then bitch slap her. Bitch slap her to the moon.

Someone needs to cut off her internet access.

Anonymous said...

OK I take it back, I guess I'm the odd woman out who doesn't cramp in the thighs. Guess I should've read more then just the OP.

Anonymous said...

Thena jumped ship in '06??!! good lord, I need to get off the computer - time is flying!! lol

Anonymous said...

On the how often do you change your razor thread, library girl admits she hasn't shaved her legs in over a year. Shudder.

Anonymous said...

I wish there was some way to find out 2Peasfaithful's son ebay name.

Anonymous said...

Does that Slumber Party crap that Steph Welsh shills only for chubbies?

Every picture that she posts on facebook is loaded with them. I am genuinely curious.

Anonymous said...

I remember Thena. What the hell is DST?

Yeah, a bunch of morbidly obese heifers are out there shilling dildos, like that surprises you?

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS!!!

SpongemotHotpants is engaged to that dilweed Mr. Manly. Makes me wonder what kind of safaris they were taking while she was still married.

I have to admit, HotPants is in great shape but Mr. Manly looks like he may croak over from a heart attack at any moment.

No wonder he got a hard on posting pics of her in her rubber band dress.

Anonymous said...

#111. 2peadumbnuts lives in Texas I believe. Do an eBay seller search for stupid names like ISellForJeebus, DogsDon'tHaveBrains, JeebusTellsMetoSelltheIpads, IpadsforJeebus....you get the idea.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Manly looks like he may croak over from a heart attack at any moment.
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Not surprising.

He looked like a complete doughy dork in that facebook picture that she denied was him during all the brouhaha over her 'tastefully slutty' dress.

@@ They pretty much seem like the perfect pair

Anonymous said...

LOL, 114!

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised that 2Peasfaithful didn't tell Peace on her stolen cellphone thread that "this is such a beautiful lesson for your daughter to learn, the gift of poverty."

Anonymous said...

Peasbkind is such a liar on her thread about Computerwhiz. She was run off the board a few years ago. Her name was Smilenscrap or something like that. She really needs to be more careful about posting personal information on the internet.

Anonymous said...

Peasbkind is such a liar on her thread about Computerwhiz. She was run off the board a few years ago. Her name was Smilenscrap or something like that. She really needs to be more careful about posting personal information on the internet.
March 13, 2011 7:32 PM
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I've always thought she had to be a recycled pea.

What did she post that outted her?

Anonymous said...

Now cycworker has weighed in on the cell phone thread DAMN she is a sanctimonious asshole

Anonymous said...

She posted her real (uncommon) last name on the board. She has also posted where she lives.

Anonymous said...

I don't know which group in this thread is more annoying, the know-nothings who use Two Peas to get information about something as complicated as potential nuclear meltdowns or the few "experts" who know how to use Google and Wikipedia.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3075752

And if the threads about food storage and other end-of-the-world stuff keep going I'm going to scream.

Anonymous said...

The know-nothings are probably the same idiots on the iPad thread who think flipping houses is the equivalent of scalping, and "that 2Peafaithful's son is making our country great."

Someone who flips a house buys something in bad condition, refurbishes it with their own money, THEN sells it, still taking on some risk to themselves.

The stupid. It hurts.

Anonymous said...

2peafaithful's comment to Peabay literally made my jaw drop. What a complete idiot she is.

Anonymous said...

Thena moved over to that Scrapbook News and Review? 'online magazine' sub site. She runs a section of it. The site seems popular with the stamping/cardmaking crowd.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3076067



Luvinlifelady is so edjumikated that she has to keep it off her resume so she doesn't intimidate them with her brilliance!

"I have an AA degree but have even thought of keeping that off job apps. if the job doesn't call for it. If you have too much education/experience, employers will think you'll be gone when a better offer comes around. "

Anonymous said...

"I have an AA degree but have even thought of keeping that off job apps. if the job doesn't call for it. If you have too much education/experience, employers will think you'll be gone when a better offer comes around. "

keep telling yourself that. while this may have been true- what 15+ years ago, the market is so tight right now employers want the most bang for their buck and if you are trying to not shine too bright, then you isn't too bright to start with.

Anonymous said...

ZOMG RachGAG is the most paranoid mother on the freaking planet! Your kid THINKS he inhaled a piece of TISSUE and now he's freaking out because he thinks he's going to DIE? Where in the hell do you think he got that from Rach? Maybe your germophobe paranoia?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3076127

Crap on a cracker this one and her questions about her kids. It's amazing that she keeps having them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3076132

NO WAY!! Why do you even need to ask that?? What kind of a vacation would that be? GAH..the stupitz hurtz at the pod today.

Anonymous said...

ITA 128. Rachag is the ultimate helicopter mom and hypochondriac.

Anonymous said...

PetEnthusiast and BeckyTech....two peas that bug the shit out of me.

Anonymous said...

I've typed like ten responses to the iPad thread and deleted them all. 2peasfaithful is a real piece of work. If Jesus is really answering prayers about material things, I'm pretty sure His answers are not "trample the other guy and grab what you can."

Anonymous said...

Someone should send in 2peasfaithfuls' sons' name for this:

From NPR's facebook page:

" NPR is looking for people who went to extreme lengths to obtain the new iPad 2. Did you drive long distance to get one? Did you pay well over retail? If you have a story to tell, share it with us in the comments and we may contact you for a story. Thanks!"

Anonymous said...

How do some poeple not see it's wrong when you go against TOS?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3076175

I wonder if jenjie isn't feeling the love, seems like no one cares that she broke her elbow, only 6 comments and 2 are from jenjie.

Anonymous said...

#135 - my bet is that it's not broken at all, just a hard knock that she feels needs some friggin' neon orange signal.

I'm sure most of us have knocked our elbow before, so no sympathy here, positive she's giving it all she can with no reason.

Anonymous said...

FFS. Enough with the hairbows already.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3076227

Anonymous said...

That iPad thread is making me love some of the peas. So glad Jonell is getting called out about shilling votes for the leather faced, oompa-loompa

Anonymous said...

Speaking of the leather faced oompa loompa, I need to go vote for Shana.

Damn, I'll be glad when this stupid contest is over.

Anonymous said...

Oooh! Pinky Zebra has shown up to the iPad discussion and thrown down. The thread is done!!!!one!!!

Anonymous said...

Pinky Zebra is a nasty fucking stain on the surface of humanity

Anonymous said...

Amen.

Anonymous said...

PinkZebra is a complete and total bitch but she has some Peas fooled. Bitch needs to take her damn meds.

Anonymous said...

I look at the moms who put those fugly headbands on their daughters and I just want to bitch slap them. So glad I have boys...

Anonymous said...

I am beginning to hate Texas. It is home to:

Keri West and her oompa loompa daughter
Racist bitch PinkyZebra
Do dogs have brains 2Peafaithful and her scalper son
Mothers who put oversized fugly ass hair bows on their children and think cheerleading is a religon.

Anonymous said...

and the mums! don't forget those insane mums!

Anonymous said...

Texas also has flying cockroaches!

Anonymous said...

Texas also has flying cockroaches!

---

She already mentioned Pinky Zebra.

Anonymous said...

Texas also has flying cockroaches!

Bwah! We always refer to them as 747s

There are definitely some peas that give TX a bad rep.

Anonymous said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo 148! LOL !!!!!

Anonymous said...

You forgot the biggest idiot to ever come out of Texas... George W Bush

Anonymous said...

148 FTW!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't forget dumbass Esister who submits to her husband so he takes care of the household budget and keeps her in the dark. Her ladybrain just can't handle those numbers!

Anonymous said...

While I cannot argue with that, I feel compelled to point out that the Bush clan is actually from Maine, or some other fucked up place like that. Daddy Bush just moved them to TX to plunder, pillage, and make that oil money.

Anonymous said...

Let's keep the What is Fucked About Texas chain going!

You bitches are hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Bush claims Texas as "home" so I blame Texas

Anonymous said...

Cara
Yivit
"EdgyCoolness"
That fucking unpleasant hag: Peanut Pattie
Lefty
Aerofarce and his sister

Anonymous said...

Wow, there is a ton of fucked up shit coming out of Texas. I have never had a desire to step foot in that state but all this just seals the deal.

Anonymous said...

In my years online I've met quite a few people from Texas. I only know two that were nice. The reset were pompous, uneducated redneck assholes. Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Cara and her nasty red talons, light wash jeans and keds and KeriWest with her gas guzzling Hummer didn't she coin the phrase "suck my Hummer exhaust"

Anonymous said...

That was def. Keri. She thought she was just so kewl. She views most of the Peas as lowly peasants to gush over her, or do her bidding. (like with the contest.)

Anonymous said...

Athena belongs in Texas.

Anonymous said...

And we should ransom Compwalla and get her out of there.

Anonymous said...

I like Austin

Anonymous said...

When Compy was in Egypt land....

(Let my Compy go)

Anonymous said...

Compwalla moved to Armpit, California.

Anonymous said...

Armpit: Fresno?

Armpit: San Bernadino?

Armpit: Lancaster? (Skinhead capital o' the state!)

Anonymous said...

So, do we think CaptainK is Lauren? I think yes...

Anonymous said...

No, Captain K is way smarter than Yeasty Boobs.

PS. Compwalla is an uberbeotch most of the time.
PSS. I think she moved to the Central Valley area of California. It is like a taint, it ain't Southern California and it ain't Northern Californa.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember Hillary that strange bitch who seemed to be obsessed with KeriWest? She was simple like Brianna and had an eating disorder. She would post weird things to keri all the time.

Anonymous said...

I remember her, 170. She was always looking to "chat" with Keri on the board.

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah, hadn't thought about her for a long time! Was Hillary def her name though? That sounds off to me... anyway she was definitely trying to have Keri take her under her wing. Obviously she thought she'd end up getting gifts or money help from Keri if they became close, since she had all kinds of PROBLEMS that she wanted to talk to Keri about. OMG she was so transparent it was sad. And instead of PeaMailing Keri every night she'd put a post on the board "Keri, are you here tonight? I need to talk...." WTF.

Anonymous said...

Why does L'Urine feel the need to lie about painting her own nails?
I have been painting my own nails for 100 years and I am excellent at it, but even so the ONLY time they look like L'Urine's is when my manicurist paints them. A close up like that with perfect edges along the nail bed is not done by the person themselves, even the manicurists nails don't look like that when she does them herself.
What a stupid thing to have to tell lies about.

Anonymous said...

Not to mention she says: "Yes, they are my natural nails."

HA! I can SEE your fill line Lauren! Nice try!

Anonymous said...

those could be her natural nails but they probably have a gel or acrylic overlay on them.

i do not believe she did that paint job herself. no way in hell. she is old, wears glasses and most alcoholics have the shakes.

did you like the dig from Captain K? "your fingers looks so skinny". what a moron

Anonymous said...

Yes, you are pathetic.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3076340

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3076373

I don't think it's to great kaminer has a foster daughter, yes it's nice she's trying to help this kid but shouldn't she get her shit together first.

Anonymous said...

Two things about KAMINER317, has she mentioned this foster daughter before? She could have and I missed it but with all the woe is me over Christmas you would have thought it would have came up and two what's with all the weird symbols in her OP.

Anonymous said...

Kaminer is FULL OF SHIT.

She copied and pasted that from somewhere else (probably email) and it's signed with "J" her name is Michelle!

My bullshit meter is THROUGH THE ROOF with this one!

Anonymous said...

I still think Captain K is Beadhound. No way she could've left the pod forever.

Anonymous said...

Keri's bff http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=126405

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/126405-hillarye/462036-nsbrfor-keri/?c=t

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Cara's plywood Peanuts gang, LOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

#180-I don't think so. Beadhound is still obese. Captain K is always talking about she has lost weight and she is weight obsessed.

Anonymous said...

#183-You mean Cara's copyright violation sitting in her front yard?

Anonymous said...

Kaminer is FULL OF SHIT.

She copied and pasted that from somewhere else (probably email) and it's signed with "J" her name is Michelle!
_________________________________________
I just read her post and she must have removed the J because I didn't see it. All the weird symbols are in the post and yes, that means she copied and pasted it.

Her whole story is just OFF. She cried way poor at Christmas and got Peas to send her cash. Then she posted about gifts she got and jewelry she was going to by.

Then it was the "fake" pregnancy scare and the meds she takes. Did we ever find out if she was pregnant or not?

Then it was more about how poor they are and how SO lost another job. Isn't the dude off his rocker and he goes missing all the time?

Then she was in the sewing thread and made one of those tote bags that cost at least 70 bucks to make. ????? I thought they were scraping by?

Now, she talks about a foster kid? Since when? She has never mentioned this before. How much you wanna bet she then posts about how poor they are in hopes gullible Peas will send her goodies for the foster kid?

Wait for it...1, 2, 3....

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3076373

ITA with 177. If this is true, it's the last thing Kaminer is capable of taking on. And pegaroo--"you're an angle in the flesh". lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/126405-hillarye/462036-nsbrfor-keri/?c=t
_________

Well that's just freaky.

Anonymous said...

It’s not always easy, but she really is a sweet girl. We’ve been working on raising her grades, and she is very respectful to me. Please pray that we continue to have a happy home life for her. She will be 15 in August, so we have a ways to go. J

___________________________________________________
#186 - the J is at the end.

Anonymous said...

Thamk you 189, I am #179 and was just coming back to post that. The J is still there.

I have a relative whose name starts with J and that is how she signs all her emails,

Blah, blah, blah, J.


God I wish someone would call Kamiliar out! Yubon? Can I Beetlejuice you over there?! Please?

Anonymous said...

She will be 15 in August, so we have a ways to go. J

I get emails with those characters all the time. Pretty sure the J is a text replacement for a smiley face.

Anonymous said...

Hilary looks like BriannaJill.

Anonymous said...

J is the symbol for Jesus Christ. It's one of the things some Christians do to look like they are a better Christian than you, you silly unholy, unwashed unbelievers who don't know what it is. Sinners! Clearly I am a better Christian than you! And she certainly is too! Be in awe of her holy and glorious J!

Amen.

J

Anonymous said...

I'm with 191. If I get an email with an emoticon smiley face and I open it in Outlook, it shows as a smiley face. If I open it on my iPhone, it shows as a J.

Anonymous said...

Sissys.
"I will not delete anything unless it's the general consensus that it was over the line,"
(over the line is in the eye of the beholder and hypocrites)
or if it violates the TOU of this blog. (No Child-Smack, No Personal Info, No Malicious Detective Work) (TOU puleese!)

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