Thursday, March 31, 2011

Space.

164 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not second!

Anonymous said...

not frist

Anonymous said...

Squillen is a true thundercunt. I just got caught up on the past few days worth of posts. Bitch is shilling her cookies and violating the TOU and she's getting all high and mighty cunty with someone whose husband has been out of work for two years and has 8 kids to support? Here's hoping that Squealin gets exactly what she's got coming to her.

Anonymous said...

Squillen's post was freaky because honestly, before that she seemed like one of the nicer Peas. And her remarks on that thread were just so nasty--even more so against all the supportive and helpful posts.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 1 Not second!

March 31, 2011 7:39 PM
Anonymous said... 2 not frist

March 31, 2011 7:43 PM

but definitely the same person

Anonymous said...

I have never seen an update quite like this.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3051886

Anonymous said...

#5, I'm 2, and i wasn't 1, although I was on another day. ;)

Anonymous said...

Is there anyway to find my entire twopeas posting history?

Anonymous said...

Yes. Why?

Anonymous said...

oh I want to know too! Can we find a deleted thread as well?

Anonymous said...

Because I want to see if I have a posting history with a pea. Nothing super interesting. Gonna tell me how

Anonymous said...

Ugh - "We're buying a house, prayer would be great."
Really???

Anonymous said...

The bukkit is so damn boring these days. I wish we could have a good hair flip or some exciting drama. And hopefully MrsT's internet connection will be down, cuz I am so damn sick of her holier-than-thou, condescending word diarrhea. Jesus help me, I need a sno-cone.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 7 #5, I'm 2, and i wasn't 1, although I was on another day. ;)

March 31, 2011 9:22 PM
so

Anonymous said...

Who careS?

Anonymous said...

SHANA had the most votes!

Anonymous said...

Probably because people got tired of voting for Marissa. Plus Keri was told how much she and her daughter would look like vote scrubs if they kept putting her at #1

Sad when Momma bear comes out in an ugly way.

Anonymous said...

Will it never end? You can still vote. LOL

Anonymous said...

I think that whole contest is a big fat texas sized SCAM so that they get lots of hits to their website to keep their advertisers happy. There will never be a winner. Stoopid.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure there would be an uprising if someone didn't get on the cover LOL

Anonymous said...

I am SO over this voting contest!

Anonymous said...

who isn't? (even the people posting here are but it's something to bitch about)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080982
Is she for real? I think this is the most absurd situation I've ever heard of, touched by the hand of cray cray anyone??

Anonymous said...

I think mama2jayden has severe control issues. Her new baby, is her ticket to control. She probably thrives off it, gets her self validation this way. Power trip at it's finest.

Anonymous said...

mamatojayen is completely cray cray, that kid has seen more doctors in two months than I have seen in the last ten years.

Anonymous said...

Middle class is all about the $$$. OK. Think about that, Peas, when you get a foul mouthed 'whatever..insert job here' move in next door with a great little business but NO 'class'. Then consider the FACT that many of you have the income but not the class, education, up-bringing to allow you to be anything other than bragging little bitches.

Anonymous said...

lol @ someone saying that 70-100k is middle class! Yeah if it's a married couple and they each bring in that much.

Anonymous said...

The top 20% of households have an income of $95,000 and above. Top 25% is $75,000 and up. If your income is in the top 25% of the country, how you can you not be considered middle-class?

Only 1% of all US households make more than $350k per year. People don't make as much money as you think.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3081090

And it takes a twist and becomes ALL ABOUT A PEA. It hits close to home. Her husband drives trains.

Anonymous said...

Your point #29? You can like or loath the peas, but it's pretty much the shittiest thing that can happen to a guy driving a train. My sister lives in an area where there have been a few suicides and I wouldn't want to be the train driver in any of those instances.

Anonymous said...

#29 And of course Kiki has experience once again..

Anonymous said...

I've been lower middle class my whole life. I don't post much on 2P's because I am not the socio-economic level as most of them. I do however have a nice, happy life. DH and I have been married over 30 years. We live in a nice, safe neighborhood in what the Peas would call a "small starter home" - 2000 sqft (with the finished basement - 3000 sqft.) We drive 2 used cars that are in excellent condition. We have a wonderful family that we are extremely close to. We have 6 college degrees among us. We all are or were white-collar professionals.

Good for all of them for living in 5000+ sg.ft. houses worth $1 million, driving 2 new cars, multiple vacations and incomes over $250,000.

The sad part - how nasty, bitchy & vile so many of them are. Rude, spoiled, arrogant. Kids that are out of control (or "special needs"). It's no wonder the board is full of divorced women or husband's that cheat.

Don't get me wrong, having more money would be lovely. But if the real "price" of success (2Peas style) is the ugliness I see on that board, then that is too high of a price for me.

Anonymous said...

HMMM where's Keri today to bitch about her daughter not getting the highest votes?

Anonymous said...

By pea standards we are poor at 42k before taxes. Great someone pass me the government cheese.

Anonymous said...

I'd take being poor any day over the "middle class" lives of many of the peas.

And some of them are so fucking stupid. Middle class can include incomes much lower than they think. They need to go look up federal poverty guidelines.

Stupid, arrogant assholes.

Anonymous said...

#34 you ARE poor. 42k is not a lot of money. it's damn near poverty unless you're single.

Anonymous said...

t, have you posted the VOTING PAGE to your Facebook page yet? Sent it out in mass emails to all your friends and family? If not - GO!
Voting goes through March 31st... From there, we will announce the Top Ten Finalists and invite them to a fabulous champagne soiree at one of our favorite hot spots. At that party, the finalists will be in for a few suprises and a lot of fun!
Finally, a WINNER will be crowned and arrangements will be made for the Texas Wedding Guide June 2011 Edition Cover Model and Fashion Editorial Photo Shoot on April 15th.

Can't wait? Neither can we! In the meantime... Keep voting!

Anonymous said...

http://www.txweddings.com/free-copy

LOL It's a free magazine rag!!ONEone111!!!1!!

Leave Texas ALONE!!!!ONE!!1!1111!!11!1

Anonymous said...

Fuck Texas

Anonymous said...

Steffie = Ubercunt

It takes crazy, clanking balls of steel to take a suicide thread and make it all about you.

Anonymous said...

You're just jealous that your ugly ass could never be considered for public print display!

Anonymous said...

riiiight LOL that's it

Anonymous said...

You know what 36 I don't feel poor. We have 1 child left at home the first two are 20 and 22 both out on their own. Our house is paid for. 1 of our cars is too. I have part time job that lets me be home when our youngest is.

I'll probably never get to see Europe but my husband loves me (more then you can say for a lot of the peas), first two kids are responsible productive members of society, all in all I'm happy.

People can live on less then 75k a year.

Anonymous said...

32, I was with you until you had to put "special needs" in quotes. Do you really think there are no special needs kids? I've got a 6 year old who doesn't talk and still wears diapers. Probably will be changing his diapers until the day I die. Am I faking it when I say I have a "special needs" child? ???

Anonymous said...

I think there are plenty of happy people that don't make a lot of money. That's the way it should be. On the flipside, there are a lot of people with money that are happy too. It's all good.

Money sure doesn't hurt and it makes some things much easier, but it doesn't necessarily equal happiness.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 41 You're just jealous that your ugly ass could never be considered for public print display!

April 1, 2011 3:28 PM

Come off your anonymous high horse, tell us who you are and post a link to your beauty, sweety.

I can not contain the laughter.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 44 32, I was with you until you had to put "special needs" in quotes. Do you really think there are no special needs kids? I've got a 6 year old who doesn't talk and still wears diapers. Probably will be changing his diapers until the day I die. Am I faking it when I say I have a "special needs" child? ???

April 1, 2011 3:41 PM

I'm not the person you were talking to but wanted to offer you some encouragement from an otherwise dreadful place. Stay strong.

Go ahead bitches, bash me for being nice, I really do not care.

44, YOU ROCK!!!! I VOTE 44!!! :)

Anonymous said...

I am beautiful and I have money. Go me!

Anonymous said...

I heard that $75,000 was the magic number. You get happier the closer you get to $75,000 but after that, more money doesn't make people any happier.

$75,000 is the perfect salary for happiness

Anonymous said...

What do you think about a woman who leaves her cushy life to cheat with a married man? Married man then leaves his wife and cushy life woman and he move in together. She's been a SAHM for 10 or so years and now has had to get a job. She works evenings making debt collection phone calls. But she's in love....... Aside from the obvious that she's a cheating whore, I also think she's a dumbass for walking away from her cushy life so she can be in loooooove with some broke dude.

Would you leave your nice cushy life for love and wonderful new job?

Anonymous said...

LOL at #48

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 48 I am beautiful and I have money. Go me!

April 1, 2011 4:24 PM

Do you beg for votes for a chance to be on the cover of a free magazine? LOL

Anonymous said...

50

1. This isn't twopeas
2. Go to postsecret.com or something and spill your beans

Anonymous said...

guess i'm out of luck

don't use facebook and can't see the not so inbred couple

Anonymous said...

These dumb bitches that say a 2000 sq ft home is a STARTER home are so full of shit their eyes are all brown. They have no clue what the middle class is and they are all living on credit cards anyway. Bunch of dumb, fake, lying dumbasses.

You can be ANYTHING you want to be on the INTERWEBS.

All Hail the Magikal Beouf!!!

Anonymous said...

Mom2Jayden is a fucking retard. Sensory issues at 2 months....please!!!!!! The kid is barely outta her crusty womb and she wants to label the kid. FREAK!!!!

Kid is probably freaked out with her as a mother or has a case of colic. My son was crying a lot at that age too and it was colic not sensory issues...jeesus christ on a cracker.

Anonymous said...

IPeaOnMyself got a present. Whoopee. Cheapest piece at the website. Sucker. Fat ugly girls never get good stuff.

Anonymous said...

2000 sq ft is a nice sized house. Enough for 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, formal living and dining room plus a den. Not a starter house at all.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 55 These dumb bitches that say a 2000 sq ft home is a STARTER home are so full of shit their eyes are all brown. They have no clue what the middle class is and they are all living on credit cards anyway. Bunch of dumb, fake, lying dumbasses.

You can be ANYTHING you want to be on the INTERWEBS.

All Hail the Magikal Beouf!!!

April 1, 2011 7:23 PM

You get to be the Magikal Dumbass!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 57 IPeaOnMyself got a present. Whoopee. Cheapest piece at the website. Sucker. Fat ugly girls never get good stuff.

April 1, 2011 7:31 PM

Speaking from experience eh?

Anonymous said...

wondering whatever happened to that skank bekalab

Anonymous said...

No, #60 but I am sure you are. Angry beotch.

Anonymous said...

Oh hai bekalab...I mean #61

Anonymous said...

62, i didn't see anything angry about that

63, beka hasn't posted in years, just wondering what happened to her. she's the one who was dating a married cop. oh well

Anonymous said...

ok, just checked, she posted today

wow.

Anonymous said...

swagbucks?

Anonymous said...

Mochasmom is either bursting with fecal matter, or the biggest financial idiot in the world. We should sell her some magic beans.

Anonymous said...

Beka was dating a MARRIED cop? I don't remember that shizzz.

Anonymous said...

#34 - Well Annabella sure thinks you are poor! I sure hope you aren't over 20, because according to her you're definitely lower income.

Must be so nice to live with such a warped sense of reality like her.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Annabella live with her mom?

Anonymous said...

My first house was 800 square feet. It took me about an hour to do a thorough cleaning, total heaven! I was stupid to sell it and buy something three times bigger.

Anonymous said...

#69 - It could very well be that you have a warped sense of reality. Go to college for some earning potential and maybe then you can get yourself out of the lower income bracket. Either that or marry well.

Anonymous said...

Why is Camicar so invested in what Adam Lambert does or doesn't do?

Anonymous said...

because that's her gay bf duh! winning!

Anonymous said...

72 - what makes you think I haven't gone to college? I'm actually doing very well for myself. I just wish it was the same for some of my friends, but unfortunately, every industry pays differently.

Anonymous said...

Awww writermom is so honest that finding a 20 on the ground at a carnival she will turn it into the first carny she sees. She is just so honest! Cuz finding money on the ground is the same as stealing!!!!!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3081130

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 73 Why is Camicar so invested in what Adam Lambert does or doesn't do?

April 2, 2011 8:05 AM

Maybe she's like Eddy Izzard. Wants to be the opposite sex AND gay.

Anonymous said...

#34 - Well Annabella sure thinks you are poor! I sure hope you aren't over 20, because according to her you're definitely lower income.
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Annabella is sucking her boss's dick every day.

Anonymous said...

Annabella sucks, period.

Anonymous said...

Me thinks every pea is jealous of Annabella because she is out clubbing every week and travels to places the peas on dreaming of going. She may be dumb but she sure has an interesting life. No laundry no staying up late so hubby can fall asleep with blue balls, no special snowflakes with grandma shut the fuck up disorder, and she doesnt spend her life on the computer. Suck it up buttercups

Anonymous said...

The only way Annabella is making 60+K per year is if she's a call girl. She's way too stupid to hold down a real job. She also doesn't seem like the hard working type. Unless you count working hard at being an obnoxious twat.

There's no way she's paying her own way. None.

Anonymous said...

and she doesnt spend her life on the computer. Suck it up buttercups
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bwah! She sure spends enough of it on the computer to be a prolific poster at 2peas.

Annabella is all talk. Nothing more.

Anonymous said...

The only way Annabella is making 60+K per year is if she's a call girl. She's way too stupid to hold down a real job.
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That's why she holds a BLOW JOB.

Anonymous said...

She has her friends pay for her birthday parties, remember? She also buys cheap ass jewelry from Claires.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I am asking here anon because I am fucking embarrassed and don't know WHAT to do. I don't want to listen to the shit at the pod. My DS, who is 7 just walked in on dad and I having sex.

Yes, thought the door was locked, and DS was taking a nap. No, I've never mentioned the age of my kid at the pod, so that won't help you. :P

What do I do? He is a pretty young 7, but I don't want to mis-step here.

Help me o' fellow blog bitches!

Anonymous said...

All those exotic vacations AB goes on? She goes with her elderly mother who pays for them. Yeah that sounds fun. PARTY at the early bird buffet on the cruise!

She is a secretary. And hasn't moved up or gotten promoted since she's been on 2 Peas.

She doesn't live with her mother. Her mother went to an assisted living residence, and mommy helped AB buy a very small, very tacky decorated condo.

And yes she is so low class she charged her friends to attend her party. Every party she throws is a fiasco because she is so clueless. Let's not forget the vegetarian white party she threw. She had to dress a few of her guests because they were so broke ass they couldn't go out and buy white pants...and AB was so self important she just had to have white, so be damned with their pride, she bought them cheap ass white pants.

It's the "only child" syndrome at it's ugliest.

That girl was born with the stupid stick stuck up her ass on top of that.

Anonymous said...

#85

Stop worrying about it. Children all over the world walk in on their parents pretty much every second, somewhere.

The most important thing is that he understands is that you were not fighting. If he asks what you were doing just say "Mommy and Daddy were showing each other a special kind of love for mommy's and daddy's only, it's very private."

Then shut up and wait and let him have time to formulate questions IF he has any. Then answer them in grammatically correct terms giving only the exact information he was asking about.

Make it clear it's something he can ask you about and talk to you about anytime he has questions. Tell him if he does have more questions, to be sure to ask you, but when you are alone, so you have the time to answer all his questions.

Then drop it and remember it's a pretty normal occurrence for many children walking in on their parents. I walked in on my parents at that age and don't remember much about it because my parents kept things low key and just answered exactly what I wanted to know, which wasn't much. I remember really only caring that my Mom wasn't being hurt somehow. Then I wanted to go swimming, so they took me to the pool and I don't think I ever gave it another thought.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the confirmation, 86.

Glamorous vacations with the geriatric set? Umm, no thanks.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine Annabella even being able to handle a secretarial job. She's the ultimate stereotype of the useless twat that a mid-life crisis kind of guy keeps around strictly to diddle in the conference room. Maybe she's also good for serving coffee to the mad men types.

Whoopee! We're just all dying to be Annabella @@

Anonymous said...

#85
What kind of 7 year old still takes naps. Is her special?

Anonymous said...

85 here.

Thanks 87, that's exactly what I did. A fellow blog bitch appreciates it.

90 - nah, he's not special, just getting over a bad cold. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

I wish someone would shut Mrs. Typhus and peasbekind in a room together and just let them talk/preach/lecture each other to death.

Anonymous said...

#91 Only idiots don't make sure their doors are locked before fucking if the kiddies are home.

Anonymous said...

That ring is FUGLY. I wouldn't pay 500.00 for that ring let alone the 1200.00 they are selling it for.

Anonymous said...

I was making $72,000 a year two years ago. I'm single and I live in an expensive area. I was doing well, but then this damned economy dropped the bottom out of pretty much everything.

My house is worth less, I'm working less hours. My bank account is certainly less. The only good thing about it is I am getting more time off. Unpaid, but time off. I'm using it to study another aspect of my profession in the hopes that when the economy turns around, I can regain what I've lost this past few years.

I am just getting by, paying all my bills, but there is really nothing left for trips or splurges right now. I rarely eat out. I don't even get away for the weekend right now. So, am I poor? I never felt rich, that's for damned sure. I thought I was middle class, but maybe I'm fooling myself. My salary has dropped to $47,500 with the hour cuts.

So blog bitches, rate me.

Anonymous said...

Some dumbass said:

If he asks what you were doing just say "Mommy and Daddy were showing each other a special kind of love for mommy's and daddy's only, it's very private."
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Oh my god. The kid is 7 fucking years old. Who talks like this to a 7 year old??

The kid doesn't care that you and your husband were knocking boots. Why do people make SUCH A BIG DEAL out of their kids seeing them fornicate? Unless the kid is a perv and watches internet porn with daddy, he is clueless. Don't say anything cause the kid has probably forgotten about the whole nasty mess anyway.

MORONS!!! Give the kid an Uncrustable and call it a day.

What do you need to do? Lock your fucking door and teach your kid to KNOCK and ask permission to come in unless he is on fire.

Anonymous said...

96 it's moran

Anonymous said...

96, have you HAD a 7-year old? I thought that was pretty damned good advice. My child would not have just forgotten it.

Anonymous said...

Special kind of love. Good grief. LOL

Anonymous said...

My kid walked in on us one time and I sure didn't tell him "Mommy and Daddy were showing each other a special kind of love." LOL! I told him you always knock at a closed door and asked if he had any questions about anything. He said no and we went on about our day. Not a big deal. If he had asked I would have told him but he didn't so why make a big production out of it.

Anonymous said...

FUCK. "I'm meeting Steph, need appetizer ideas." How about pork rinds and mountain dew? Look up your own fucking appetizer ideas. Or at least be real and call the thread, "I'm meeting a pea! WOW!"

I have no problem with Steph but that is a retarded question.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like big chicks and dildos?

She could always make Squealin's Dick-Looking Sausages.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Annabella was here trying to get the Juan Williams rumors going again??? There ya go!!

Anonymous said...

So wait, we are supposed to be jealous of Annabella's clubbing? I hate to break it to anybody, but there really is more to life.

Anonymous said...

Clubbing? No thanks. I will willingly admit I'm too old for that crap. I like getting up in the morning with no hangover and well before noon, thank you.

Now, if she was independently wealthy and could choose whether or not to work or volunteer or travel, yeah, I'd be envious.

Anonymous said...

Annabella is a total dumbass, who would be jealous of her?

Anonymous said...

No one is jealous of Annabella except Annabella.

Anonymous said...

Who pissed in #96's prune juice?

Anonymous said...

Nobody pissed in 96's prune juice. I agree with her. That "special kind of love" was friggin' stupid.

P.S. Does Annabella date or have sex? She never mentions dating or having a boyfriend or even a girlfriend if she swings that way. Makes me think she is blowing her boss.

Anonymous said...

Don't give it a second thought 85, because your son isn't. My almost 7 year old walked in on me giving my DH a BJ. I was on my side leaning over my DH and didn't know he was there. My DH was in the moment and didn't hear him until he climbed onto the bed and tapped on my shoulder. I popped off and was quickly trying to think of what to say... my son's response, "Can I go watch TV?" I replied with a "YES!!" he jumped off of the bed and raced downstairs.

Bet ya can't guess what my husband said?

Anonymous said...

hurry up and finish?

Anonymous said...

Actually, it was the opposite. He decided that DS would be busy for awhile and we had time for sex before breakfast. I did finish him off, but the interruption killed the mood for me. I don't know that anything would kill it for him. LOL

Did anyone else catch that thread at the bucket where the husband came home late, didn't help out, and still wanted sex? I couldn't believe how many of those cows purposely stay up late so they won't have to put out. It's no wonder several announce divorces every week.

Anonymous said...

Jealous of Annabella? Not even a little bit. It's got to suck to be pushing 30 with no education, no real career, no real relationship/s, and clubbing or traveling with your really old mother as your only social activities. Friends? If you're having to buy them pants to come to your party, and you're all charging each other admission, and ranking yourselves in tiers? No way.
Her life sounds pretty damn empty. She can keep it.

Anonymous said...

How much would the 7yo have seen? Full naked ass doggy style rumpy pumpy?

Anonymous said...

Oh FFS, 114, let it go. She already said she handled it. You're starting to sound like a 12 y.o.

Anonymous said...

I laugh whenever Annabella tries to put someone down. Good entertainment!

Anonymous said...

I laugh whenever Annabella tries to put someone down. Good entertainment!
April 3, 2011 8:40 AM

No kidding :) Like the middle class thread . . . she said something about being lower class if you're earning under 75 or 100K per year. She just called herself lower class.

She's painfully stupid.

Anonymous said...

Just read in the paper where families are getting worried about what will happen to their special needs child once they age out of the public schools were they have been getting free government paid assistance.

The parents want government paid housing and care for them for the rest of their special needs child's life.

Question: Why should the tax payer support these children the rest of their lives? Why aren't the parents expected to support their own children? Everyone hates the baby boomers for expecting Social Security (that they actually paid into), yet expect/demand the same government assistance for their children (for a much, much longer period of time.)

Please help me understand their reasoning.

Anonymous said...

WTF is up with the 'Are you going to church tomorrow' thread?

Are people really THAT insecure in their faith now, that they feel the need to start multiple threads tallying up who's going to church and who isn't? Are you somehow better than others if you announce your church plans and habits at 2peas? REALLY???? Exactly who are they trying to impress? God knows what kind of person you are. Shouldn't that be all that matters?

Anonymous said...

118, there is no reasoning. It's pure entitlement. As is expecting public schools to pick up the tab for educating your speshul widdle snowflake.

Anonymous said...

I understand their "right to free and good education". I really do. (Although, I don't like the reports I hear that say other students education often suffer because of all of the "inclusion" laws for special ed children.)

I *am* surprised to read that they want the government (read: tax payers) to care for these now adults for the rest of their lives. Why? I feel the parents and the parents alone should pay for their food, housing, medical care. It IS their child - not mine. Welfare is bad, except if it benefits their "special child". I just don't get it.

And how funny (that is odd) that so many of these parents are surprised to find out all of that educations they screamed, demanded, insisted on is not going to help these kids lead a "normal" life. Never. They are not "normal" never will be. Sad, but sadly the truth.

Anonymous said...

I understand their "right to free and good education". I really do. (Although, I don't like the reports I hear that say other students education often suffer because of all of the "inclusion" laws for special ed children.
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I get ya. I'm all with educating anyone. But at extra cost? No. If there is extra cost involved, that onus needs to be on the parents. They brought that kid into the world, and they need to foot the bill, just like all the rest of the parents of "normal" kids out there.

Normal kids' education most certainly is suffering because of the hoops that schools are jumping through for all the "special needs" kids. The money for all the special services and equipment is coming from somewhere, not thin air.

As far as these families sucking the system dry once these kids are adults? Utter and complete bullshit. If entitlement programs are bad, then they're all bad. You can't pick and choose your entitlements if you're supposedly against all entitlements.

Your kids-your expenses. Deal with it. The rest of us do.

Anonymous said...

I agree 122, at different times both my son and daughter needed more help in math then the teacher was giving so we got them tutors on our dime. Maybe I should have got an IEP and had the school do it.

Anonymous said...

While I agree with most of your comments RE: special needs kids, I think you should thank your lucky stars every day that you are in a position to not have to deal with these things.

The parents aren't the ones screaming and fighting for educations for these kids. It's against the law to not educate your child (either sending them to school or via homeschool) so they really have no choice even though they know their child will never live alone or perform the tasks of a "normal" adult.

In our case, we saved for our child's future the same way we would have if we were saving for a college education. My child will probably need medicaid/medicare because most private insurance won't cover the child after the child ages out or they won't take a child with pre-existing conditions.

Like I said, it sucks to have your "normal" kid not given as much but that's where you the parent should step up and pay for those tutors or whatever else just like I pay for my child's PT/OT outside of school.

In the end, your normal child will grow up and hopefully lead a productive life OR they could end up in jail or a single mother or disabled because of a car accident and they could end up being supported by the tax payers.

On the other hand, how do you feel about perfectly able bodied SAHMs who sit on their asses "raising kids" who get divorced and since they've never worked are not marketable or decide that they don't want to work since they've always been SAHMs and go on welfare? THEY piss me off more than taking care of someone who is unable to take care of themselves.

Or what about smokers (lung cancer) or the obese who are "disabled" because of their own choices? Dumbasses like Skybar?

Anonymous said...

124 I'm not talking about, well there's no nice way to say it but severely disabled, I'm talking about kids who's parents say they have ODD, or are on the autism spectrum. Basically kids who act like brats, take up IEPs and teachers time all due to their "special needs".

It seems like within the last 20 years parents don't parent. They look for reasons why their kid can't sit still in red food dye not the fact that the parent won't make them. I grew up in the 70s we had one kid in our class who today would be labeled ODD.

Mainly he was just an asshole who was never told "no". The rest of us knew to behave or we'd be spanked, yes we feared our parents but you know what we didn't have half the class labeled either like my son's class is today.

Anonymous said...

I'm always surprised by how many "special needs" kids there are at the pod. It's like the moms are looking for attention or for their little precious to stand out in some way and if they can't do it in productive ways, then we'll make them "special needs" so they get attention that way.

Anonymous said...

On the other hand, how do you feel about perfectly able bodied SAHMs who sit on their asses "raising kids" who get divorced and since they've never worked are not marketable or decide that they don't want to work since they've always been SAHMs and go on welfare? THEY piss me off more than taking care of someone who is unable to take care of themselves.

Or what about smokers (lung cancer) or the obese who are "disabled" because of their own choices? Dumbasses like Skybar?
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I feel the same way as I do about people who expect me to foot the bill for their "special needs" child. They need to deal with it themselves.

As for thanking my lucky stars? You have no idea what I've had to deal with and take on in my life. And there has been plenty--including a child who had some out of the ordinary problems and needs. And yes, they did impact his learning. I dealt with it. I'm not whining and expecting anything out of the ordinary, and neither should the parents of an "ODD" or autistic child. Your child-you deal with it. Don't come knocking on the taxpayers' door and lay it at our feet. Just like the rest of us, what your insurance doesn't cover is your responsibility.

Go hit up some faith-based organizations. Isn't that what the Athenas and the jon-duhs of the world claim will take care of the lack of entitlement programs? You want to bitch about entitlement programs, them I'm with you until you pull a Skybar and claim you need one because you're so speshul.

*Disclaimer--all "you"s used in the post refer to the collective you.

Anonymous said...

Normal kids' education most certainly is suffering because of the hoops that schools are jumping through for all the "special needs" kids.
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Yeah, they're really sucking the system dry with my kid's PT twice a YEAR and OT four times a YEAR. What they do is say they will "train the teacher" to do it. He's treated like a freakin' king, eh?

Anonymous said...

I'm always surprised by how many "special needs" kids there are at the pod. It's like the moms are looking for attention or for their little precious to stand out in some way and if they can't do it in productive ways, then we'll make them "special needs" so they get attention that way.
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Spot on. And it's not just at the pod. This kind of bullshit is becoming more and more prevalent throughout school systems. It's a huge part of why public schools are in crisis.

Stupid, entitled, obnoxious parents who are raising stupid, entitled, obnoxious kids.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, they're really sucking the system dry with my kid's PT twice a YEAR and OT four times a YEAR. What they do is say they will "train the teacher" to do it. He's treated like a freakin' king, eh?
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If you don't think he's getting enough PT and OT, then FOR FUCK'S SAKE get some private OT and PT. School systems are not medical providers.

Cry me a fucking river.

Anonymous said...

Our oldest needed speech therapy, he got it from the school district during the school year. In the summer we put him in paid for him to have more therapy through our insurance. I'm sorry your kid needs PT and OT but you are his mom, not me, I have my own bills to pay and haven't hit the lotto yet so suck it up butter cup.

ps if thats all the district will give you maybe your kid isn't to bad off. They had my son going twice a week to speech.

Anonymous said...

128 is exactly the type of fringe parent the parents of truly needy children and normal children hate. Your kid is fine. I'll bet that IEP gets you lots of attention, though.

Anonymous said...

128 is exactly the type of fringe parent the parents of truly needy children and normal children hate. Your kid is fine. I'll bet that IEP gets you lots of attention, though.
April 3, 2011 1:14 PM

BINGO!! Entitlement at it's finest.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

ps if thats all the district will give you maybe your kid isn't to bad off. They had my son going twice a week to speech.
April 3, 2011 1:12 PM

I have to agree.

You sound like an I Pea Glitter, 128.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3081505

LOL, just the other day, there were tons of peas claiming how healthy they eat/feed their families and now just wait for many of those same peas to start raving about how wonderful this fat and chemical filled concoction is . . . .

Anonymous said...

But you see 136 it is healthy because of course "I" use gluten free flour and make my own crescent rolls, then I grind my own nutella using nut free nuts. Special snowflake has peanut allergies you know. And instead of coarse sugar I just bedazzle them. Totally healthy. Only the best for my fam.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I hear you 137. ;)

But seriously, some of the same bitches who claimed they don't use convenience foods will be all over that thread mooing and baahing about how wonderful these things are. If called out, of course they'll claim just what you said. But do they really think everyone at the pod is that stupid and gullible? I mean, when you're posting about making your 3rd trip to the store for deh crescent rolls, it's pretty damn hard to believe that you're whipping them up in your bread maker or with your Artisan bread in 5 minutes a day book. @@

Sad thing is, there really are a few peas who walk the walk. But they're drowned out by all the bleating idiot sheeple peaples.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3081527

OMG, pray to the Magikal Beouf! Yubon is attacking THE DAVE RAMSEY.

Anonymous said...

Those nasty crescent rolls filled with nutella sound like one of Squealin's "recipes."

Anonymous said...

Dave Ramsey is not all he's cracked up to be by the peas. He has some valid points, but he's far from the be-all, end-all that the pea cult claims he is.

Was he endorsed by the Mormons or something? That's the only reason I can see for some of the blind devotion and Ramsey worship going on.

Anonymous said...

I'm stuck on the part where he needed to pay a tutor before he could take the ASVAB test. I had no idea people did this, it's a general aptitude test.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3081410&pg=1

Anonymous said...

I love the sheeples that think brown sugar is healthier than white sugar. They will replace white with the brown and exclaim that they made the recipe healthier.

Don't those dumbasses know that brown sugar IS WHITE SUGAR with some molasses thrown in? Oy!

All Hail the Magikal Beouf!!

Anonymous said...

Comment from Lauren:

"The Middle East Muslims look for any reason at all to act like savages."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3081535

That's a Wow. Just, wow. comment. There are a lot of Muslims in the Middle East that don't attack people or kill people or riot or protest. Sweet buttery Jesus.

Anonymous said...

My eyes bugged a little when I read that comment from L'Urine.

It's a bit over the top, even for a mean, crazy bitch.

It's never pretty when someone shows their spittle-flecked, foaming at the mouth rabid side. She's CS cray cray.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 129 I'm always surprised by how many "special needs" kids there are at the pod. It's like the moms are looking for attention or for their little precious to stand out in some way and if they can't do it in productive ways, then we'll make them "special needs" so they get attention that way.
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Spot on. And it's not just at the pod. This kind of bullshit is becoming more and more prevalent throughout school systems. It's a huge part of why public schools are in crisis.

Stupid, entitled, obnoxious parents who are raising stupid, entitled, obnoxious kids.

April 3, 2011 1:00 PM

I haven't posted on this topic so this is not in response directly to anything 'you' may have said. I have a question though. What is it that you do to brighten our society, cupcake?

Anonymous said...

Get lost Virginia

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 139 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3081527

OMG, pray to the Magikal Beouf! Yubon is attacking THE DAVE RAMSEY.

April 3, 2011 2:19 PM

Clean yourself up.

Yubon fails to impress. Again

Anonymous said...

Does MsMariah not realize she sounds like an illiterate 12 year old? I WANNA BUY MAHSELF SOMETHING, WOT?

Anonymous said...

"I'm always surprised by how many "special needs" kids there are at the pod."

I'm glad I am not the only one who has noticed that. And YES - they are VERY militant about getting IEPs for their kids. VERY. They "demand it", talk about suing, etc. And why shouldn't they have to pay out of their pockets for PT/OT? It shouldn't matter what the source of the need is, it is the parents responsibility to pay for their child's healthcare, unless they are financially unable to.

I often wonder if the Pod is really representative of the population as a whole? The number of special needs kids and high divorce rate is really disturbing. Interestingly, I am lower-middle class and only know of 2 special needs kids, and only 2 or 3 divorces. The Pod runs much, much higher. I am curious why.

Anonymous said...

On the other hand, how do you feel about perfectly able bodied SAHMs who sit on their asses "raising kids"

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Wow. So you think parenting is that easy? Or is it just the woman's contribution to family life that you specifically find worthless?

Anonymous said...

can still vote for cover model LOL

what a joke

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 151 On the other hand, how do you feel about perfectly able bodied SAHMs who sit on their asses "raising kids"

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Wow. So you think parenting is that easy? Or is it just the woman's contribution to family life that you specifically find worthless?

April 3, 2011 5:52 PM

Apparently the one who posted this had the BEST upbringing LMAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 153 Anonymous said... 151 On the other hand, how do you feel about perfectly able bodied SAHMs who sit on their asses "raising kids"

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Wow. So you think parenting is that easy? Or is it just the woman's contribution to family life that you specifically find worthless?

April 3, 2011 5:52 PM

Apparently the one who posted this had the BEST upbringing LMAO!!!!

April 3, 2011 5:55 PM

I meant to say the person who posted about SAHMs, not you 151 :)

Anonymous said...

SAHMs are no one better than any other women or parents. And they certainly aren't entitled to sit on their asses and not work once they're divorced.

Anonymous said...

SAHMs are no one better than any other women or parents. And they certainly aren't entitled to sit on their asses and not work once they're divorced.


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I'm sure that's what she meant since she said:

On the other hand, how do you feel about perfectly able bodied SAHMs who sit on their asses "raising kids" who get divorced and since they've never worked are not marketable or decide that they don't want to work since they've always been SAHMs and go on welfare? THEY piss me off more than taking care of someone who is unable to take care of themselves.

---- context and all that.

Anonymous said...

It seems like your context comment should be addressed to 151, so why quote a different poster?

Anonymous said...

142 it is a general aptitude test but the better you score on it the better MOS (job) you will qualify for with the military. Plus to get into the USAF you have to score higher then any other service. So I can see some people paying tutors to improve their score.

Anonymous said...

My context comment was to 151 and her little friend 154

Anonymous said...

You are so fucking dense. The point that totally flew over your lame-ass heads is that my son is not causing anyone's education to suffer. Damn, you really need to pay attention or STFU. It is hilarious, though, how you do make up scenarios to validate what wasn't even there, lol.

Jane Doe said...

There is new space up.

And please remember to keep the 2peas kids out of the conversation. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

No kid is being mentioned by name or parent so they're unidentifiable. I didn't realize that was against the rules

Anonymous said...

160 is a fucktard and it looks like she passed the deficiency on to her kid

Too bad no one chlorinated your gene pool, you system-sucking loser

Anonymous said...

On the other hand, how do you feel about perfectly able bodied SAHMs who sit on their asses "raising kids" who get divorced and since they've never worked are not marketable or decide that they don't want to work since they've always been SAHMs and go on welfare?
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151 here. This comment says:

"raising kids" is not work. It's "sitting on your ass."

"they've never worked."

There's your context. So, yeah, fuck off.

Oh wait, I'm sorry, since divorced, you are still a mom, that means that being married is your "job"? Because raising your children to be productive and functioning members of society is not a job and involves now work at all.

Not like ANYONE on here ever bitches about the women don't raise their children.

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