Monday, March 7, 2011

Squillen And Her Baked Goods.

According to the New York State (Where Squillen resides) Health Department, she would fall under the umbrella term of caterer, which would make her kitchen a food service establishment.

Now, I *think* Squillen used to be a licensed caterer, but I may be wrong.  If she does not have a license, she SHOULD have one, otherwise she is in violation of NY State Health Code.

14-1.20 Definitions of food service establishment and caterer.

  • (a) A food service establishment is a place where food is prepared and intended for individual portion service and includes the site at which the individual portions are provided, whether consumption occurs on or off the premises. The term excludes food processing establishments, retail food stores, private homes where food is prepared or served for family consumption, and food service operations where a distinct group mutually provides, prepares, serves and consumes the food such as a "covered-dish supper" limited to a congregation, club or fraternal organization.
  • (b) A caterer is a person who prepares, furnishes, or prepares and furnishes food intended for individual portion service at the premises of the consumer, whether such premises are temporary or permanent. A caterer is considered a food service establishment operator and is required to operate in conformance with this Subpart.

14-1.194 Enforcement.

  • (a) Operation of a food service establishment without a permit is a violation of this Subpart. The permit-issuing official or his designated representative may order any food service establishment or operation in his jurisdiction, operating without a valid permit, to close and cease all food operations immediately, and to remain closed until the establishment or operation has obtained and displays a valid permit.
  • (b) For serious, repeated or persistent violations of any of the requirements of this Subpart, or for interference with the permit-issuing official or his designated representative in the performance of his duties, the permit may be revoked after notice and an opportunity for a hearing has been provided by the permit-issuing official.
  • (c) The permit-issuing official may suspend a permit and order immediate cessation of operations and service of food at a food service establishment within his jurisdiction when in his opinion continued operation is an imminent hazard to public health. Any person so ordered is to comply immediately, and within 15 days is to be provided with an opportunity to be heard and to present proof that continued operation does not constitute a danger to the public health.

What say the peas?

165 comments:

Anonymous said...

FFS I'm first you bitches!

Anonymous said...

sloppy seconds

Anonymous said...

Let's get her reported, banned, and exiled from the boards. Then, somehow we'll work our way to getting her arrested! Yeeeeeeaaaaah! This is sure to make me feel better about myself.

Anonymous said...

don't give a fuck about squillen breaking tos agreements or possible health code violations.

Love smacking the pod but taking time to research NY health codes? A little to much time on your hands there Jane.

Anonymous said...

What say I? Who gives a shit. I'm not buying her nasty cookies so why should I care.

Anonymous said...

Silverdolphin cracks my ass up every time she posts. It's hysterical!

I can't figure out if she does it on purpose, or if she is just the most white-trash chick on 2peas.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3074011&pg=4

Anonymous said...

Squillen used to own a bakery but I don't believe she has ever been a caterer using her home kitchen for business.

Anonymous said...

9toedsami got banned from the pod. i just got a email with some sketchy details. I checked on the pod and her name is not there anymore. she had a over 2,000 facebook friends and now she has less than 50. can anyone conform that? the email said everyone got word and unfriended her yesterday afternoon when she was acting crazy on some photographer facebook blog. who has a link? she then went crazy on facebook last night who saw it? we need a recap. they kicked her off and banned her on that photographer blog too. she is banned forever from it for what she did or said. the email said she will be banned from facebook soon. people are trying to get her kicked off and writing letters. i had her flickr link saved and all of her photos are gone, so she must banned from there too. who knows what is going on? the one person who i know who heard what happened said she was suicidal and back in the hospital this afternoon. has anyone seen her post anywhere? this is too good to be totally true.

Anonymous said...

Sami being suicidal and in the hospital is too good to be true? Seriously? Why not just put her on ignore and move on? Wishing that on another human being is just evil. I hope you and I are not friends on the pod. I don't mind some bashing where deserved, but wishing a breakdown like that is not my style.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and Squillin making 2 grand off cookies? Chocolate dipped Rice Krispie eggs? How gourmet! I'm not interested in buying her overpriced cookies. And I doubt her home kitchen has been cleared to produce these for the public. Will she really get 50 buyers? Holy Crap!

Anonymous said...

I just read the thread where Squillen is hawking her boxes again. Seems the peas are going nuts over them again. Strange. I won't even eat pot luck food from a coworker's kitchen because I've been in a few of their homes. Gross! Big dogs allowed to put their paws on the countertops and lick anything it can reach. Shaking and hair flying. Ugh. Does Squillen have pets? I just don't get it. I could bake up a ton of cookies for $40, in my own clean kitchen and save the shipping fee.

Don't the peas bake? Someone needs to post a crockpot cookie recipe so they will back off the boxes.

Jane Doe said...

I create topics based on the comments. Clearly people were interested in Squllen's business and the legality and TOU at the pod.

It took five whole seconds to google "New York Heath Department" it was the first link.

If you don't like the topic, you can feel free to comment about anything you like, there is no obligation to keep the comments "on topic".

Anonymous said...

Not exactly how I would want to spend a long weekend, but whatever blows your skirt up...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3074405

am said...

9- I am not the person posting that but I think you should think about how much the mentally sick suffer. She might want to die because of the things she thinks and they are very bad thoughts and how she has to live. It does not sound nice but the mental people should have rights to. They take money out of your husbands week check to pay for her to live in that trailer in the dessert. All she does is read her bible and can bites by cats. She does not even know to wash her hands! So which is meaner making her live alone and loose her hand because she doesn't understand or put her to sleep so she can be go with Jesus? I would rather go to sleep and have my sick mind fixed so I could be happy in heaven.

Anonymous said...

Had to laugh about "Shelly49" post on squillin food for sale thread. Seems Shelly is jealous because the peas play favorites.

Anybody know what grade Shelly is in??
7th perhaps?

Anonymous said...

Huh? Are we talking about Sami or skybar?

Anonymous said...

14, you are a moron.

Anonymous said...

Its about time someone calls squillen out for selling her amazing gourmet treats on the boards. If any other lesser known pea did such a thing they would be cast off the boards forever. I agree that I'm amazed at how many peas are signing up for her boxes of crap. Squillen is laughing all the way to the bank. She'll probably ignore the naysayers until she has her 50 boxes taken up then remove the thread until July 4th. Good job Squilly!

Anonymous said...

I love how Squeal's first sale was a few she had left over. The next had a few more.

Now Squeals is offering 50! boxes for sale. Plus the $15 for shipping, of which I would guess 8 or 9 is profit. Cookies are pretty light.

So, let's add. 50x40 = 2000 and the profit from shipping (let's say 8) 8x50 = 400.

Wow Sqeals! Almost $2500 poached from the peas. Excellent work!

I would say that a Mother's Day box would be next. She can't wait until July 4th to rip off the peas, geez. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Makes me wonder if she's selling this shit on other boards too.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't shock me, 20.

Lard is teh 'spensive!

Anonymous said...

I don't blame somebody for selling something if they can, but the hypocrisy is amazing. Like somebody else said, the peas that wouldn't eat a homemade cookie given to them because of not knowing how clean a kitchen is are all over buying these boxes of cookies now.

I agree that it is interesting how a lesser known pea could do the exact same thing and be raked over the coals for this. People really believe there are not favorites on the board?? Really?

I wouldn't be surprised when this is all over and the next new pea trend comes along that squillen won't be called out for this. When the frenzy is happening everybody is all supportive, but when they've had enough they turn fast. Look at things in the past that seemed like they were a good thing and 'helping out a pea sister.' Just saying.

FTR paying that much for a box of cookies from an unknown baker is retarded. Even if they taste like crap, nobody will admit it. Only on 2peas.

Anonymous said...

Squillen's not hurting anybody. A lot of people don't bake and are happy to buy her cookies. No big deal. I wouldn't buy them, but she's not hurting anyone. Nor is she competing with 2Peas business in any way.

Shelly49 is a very bitter woman. Bitter, jealous and self-centered. Her post comes from jealousy.

Anonymous said...

I'm not hating on Squillen for selling her cookies, but it is very unfair. I (who apparently am not as well liked) tried sales, and if I mentioned it on the board i was raked over the coals. Severely. I've often wondered why they didn't complain when Squillen did it.

Anonymous said...

I encourage others who have something decent to sell to go ahead and put it out there on the boards. If one can do it then all should be able to.

Anonymous said...

Squillens shipping rate of 15 dollars is correct she said she's sending them out in the Post Office's flat rate box, it cost 14.95 for that so she's making a nickel profit on the shipping not 7 bucks.

FTW the flat rate boxes aren't that big, I have 2 kids in the military and it will fit maybe 4 dozen cookies tops if they're smashed in there. So I don't think the peas are getting that many cookies for their money.

Anonymous said...

#14, Sami is a successful photographer. She makes plenty on her own, I'm sure. She doesn't live alone in the desert, she lives with her husband. Why wish a breakdown on anyone?

Skybar lives in the desert with her dogs. She has siblings and kids and I would like to think she has some friends. And if no friends, then even just living out a peaceful life with your pets is her right.

I don't wish a suicide attempt or mental breakdown on one single pea, and there are plenty I would never allow in my home. I am just not at your level, thankfully.

And the "your level" was directed at the person who posted it was too good to be true, not at #14, who writes more eloquently.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3074456

OK so the peas find it tacky to be directed to a site for the couple getting married where they could contribute to the honeymoon if they choose to.

I see nothing wrong with it, maybe they have all the kitchen gadgets and towels they need.

The peas seem to hate giving to anything that they deem untasteful.

Anonymous said...

"Well my two cents is if the OWNERS/MODERATORS (sweet tiny Jamie!) don't have a problem with Suzanne's posts, then it shouldn't be an issue!"

Trace C on the squillen thread, so we can break the rules as long as STJ doesn't care.

Anonymous said...

ever notice how there are no quantities listed for squillen's box o' goodies? on one thread it sounded like you only got one or two of each. anyone know for sure?

Anonymous said...

Trace C on the squillen thread, so we can break the rules as long as STJ doesn't care.
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The usual pea hypocrisy. Trace C is a kook who always seems to be on the verge of losing it.

Anonymous said...

Trace C IS a nutter. All she does all day is spout off and argue on various reality tv message boards and ignore her kids.

Anonymous said...

FFS those peas on squillen's thread are such fucking hypocrites. Just because they want to be in her clique they'll defend her to the death. But let someone come on 2Peas with a story of how they fed their kid a cookie or kept an extra nickel given to them by mistake from a cashier, and all hell will break loose. They are so high and mighty with their values and morals and right/wrong, fairness...oh wait, unless it's someone they think is "cool". OMG shoot me now. It's actually laughable how they're so clueless.

Anonymous said...

Haaaaaaaaa so true about Trace C. Watch out if you disagree with her about a Survivor contestant. She'll flip her lid. She thinks she knows these reality stars and spends half the day arguing about them on her computer. If you say one good thing about a contestant she dislikes, get the fuck out of her way.

Anonymous said...

Oh didn't you know? Honeymoon money as a gift is oh so gauche to the peas. They would give a card and MAYBE $5 to a couple that dared to request such a thing. Because it's so against the rules of etiquette.

You know what else is against the rules, and the rules of etiquette? Breaking the TOU of a message board. They would disagree with.....OH WAIT. That is OKAY because it is their "friend".

Anonymous said...

I know you can sell baked goods on Etsy, I've always thought it was a little weird, I would never order food from someone I don't really know. I'm not sure what the "health code" is for Etsy selling goods, but when I have some time I'm going to look it up just out of curiosity.

Squillen should open an Etsy shop and then the lemmings, I mean Peas can go from there, so we could avoid all of this on the boards.

Oh..but then she wouldn't have to do all the work to list all of her items, then pay the listing/sale fee. Why should she when she gets it all free on 2Peas??

Anonymous said...

I'm not anti-Squill, but the open huckstering of the goodie boxes is weird.

Anonymous said...

I am also not anti-Squillen but the shilling is pretty blatant and her pretending not to know that it is against the rules is bullshit.

I don't think it's right that she gets a pass and the other sellers get run out of town on a rail. But it's ok at NSBR because Athena bought a box every time Squillen has sold them and some people know Squillen in real life. So there. /sarcasm

Anonymous said...

I consider Squill a friend and I think it's wrong too.

Anonymous said...

I am not a Squillen hater, either. Remember when before the whole Swagbucks frenzy, a pea posted her referral link?

They went apeSHIT. All that poor girl did was post a link. I don't think she mentioned it, but I didn't get the idea that she was being an ass about it.

She was raked over the coals in a HUGE way. Total hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

Hey 26, is that you jonell? Haha

Anonymous said...

OMG Trace C has passed right over the deep end. Going...going....GONE. Wow!

Anonymous said...

Sweet Tiny Jamie posts on Squeal's thread:

For those with questions regarding what is and isn't allowed, we ask that threads not be created in a manner that resembles advertising. The comments regarding the For Sale or Trade Board as a place to sell gently used papercrafting items are correct. I'm not going to delete the thread now, just wanted to make you aware. I understand Squillen was not aware and will not post in the future.

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Yeah, ok. She wasn't aware. Sure thing! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

She wasn't aware my ass.

Anonymous said...

squillen should just change her name to shillin' and be done with it.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone here tasted her stuff? Is it as good as they all make it out to be?

Anonymous said...

I love their logic. "Well I've bought them 3 times and they were delicious and I'm glad she posts them here...." Okaaaaaay, so it's okay because you've bought them and you like them? I can't wait til some of those hypocrites blast the next innocent Pea who comes along with a little "CTMH Consultant" or "Longaberger hostess" icon in her siggie. I'll be the first to ask them how come it was ok when Squillen did it.

They aren't answering the actual questions on the thread from those that want to know how it's fair. They're just spouting off about being Squillen's friend and loving the cookies and ignoring the obvious hypocrisy.

And Sweet Tiny Jamie is right there with them. What a little suck-up. Nice job moderating, Jamie...let someone break the rules that it's your responsibility to uphold. What a freaking wimp.

Anonymous said...

I love the "Life isn't fair" comment. Um, no, LIFE isn't. But this is a measly message board with specific rules that supposedly apply to EVERYONE, and all of you will defend them to the end if someone you don't know breaks them. But someone whose blog you follow? Someone who makes cute cookies and puts them in a pretty box? Oh then it's okay because you want to be in her "group". Gag me. It's like a cult. One person raves about a product and they all go running to spend their money on it. Remember those mini sewing machines on QVC years ago? One Pea thought they were cute and all of a sudden QVC sold 50,000 mini sewing machines and the Peas all listed what color they bought. Later, rinse, repeat with every product discovered by a Pea. Go to a freaking bakery in your nearest city for some good cookies, you don't have to order cookies from a Pea. Anyone can make cookies. No wonder none of them have any money, they buy whatever the latest cool Pea trend is just to be in the "in" crowd. Hello 8th graders.

Anonymous said...

I don't get why Squillen gets a pass either?

Hay Hay and her Goddamn hairbows, all the peas with etsy shops, Steph and her vibes, none of these people get a pass, why does Squillen?!

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why Jamie just left the thread there. I mean I'm fairly new to the pod but I read the TOS and remember it.

Anonymous said...

Everyday at the pod there is a different vent, complain, bitch, etc thread. Such negativity.

Anonymous said...

Squillen probably sent Jamie a box of cookies. Fat peas can't even be bothered with going out to buy a box of cookies from a real bakery now. They wait to have them delivered right to their door.

Hang tight, next week there will be a new pea fad.

Anonymous said...

Nice how enough people report misuse and Jamie comes on to defend instead. Obviously enough people think it is wrong. I agree that the peas have obvious favorites who can get away with something that others wouldn't.

I also get along with Squillen on the boards but think this is wrong.

Damn. I really need a schtick though. Disney vacation money, new camera money, Christmas present money or selling cookies or candles. Hell even caramel in a can or pot roast beef. I'm in the wrong business. I need to fleece the peas and come up with the next new thing.

Anonymous said...

Sell mirrors to them that make them look skinny.

Anonymous said...

Fuck - she joined in Feb 2004 and has 37664 posts, but the poor little dear didn't know what she was doing? She has the makings of a fucking fine con artist.

Just to reiterate - she has 37664 posts but is so stupid (canny) that she does not know (plays the game well) and gets away with that.

Anonymous said...

For the record, JoNell's husband is in the military. Her kids aren't grown yet.

I have no problem with Squills selling her cookies if EVERYONE was allowed to sell their wares on the Pod. I have a real problem with one set of rules for some and another set for the rest. Equality for all and all that shit.

Anonymous said...

Anyone got any links or deats on the Sammi goings on?

Anonymous said...

I only wish my cystal ball had predicted the coconut oil bonanza, I would have bought stock in it.
When I first came to the pod it was those fucking Bento Boxes.
Jesus Christ, it was insane.

Anonymous said...

"Fat peas can't even be bothered with going out to buy a box of cookies from a real bakery now. They wait to have them delivered right to their door."
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For many of the peas 'Fat Tuesday' is known as just 'Tuesday'.

Anonymous said...

#58-Bento boxes...hahahahaha! Those were a scream weren't they? All those damn bento threads. Sorry but most of that Japanese bento stuff tastes like crap. It looks cute but what kid wants to eat bean curd for lunch?

And the posts about shopping for bento box supplies. I bet some Peas spent HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of dollars on plastic bento crap that now sits in a drawer collecting dust. Lauren aka the Horder was all into Bento back in the day. Did you know you can mold Twinkies into cute little animals for your Bento? Lauren told me you can :)

Anonymous said...

My kids eat some healthy things in their lunch, but they would have had their asses kicked (and rightly so) if they ate panda shaped bean curd for lunch.

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"Fat peas can't even be bothered with going out to buy a box of cookies from a real bakery now. They wait to have them delivered right to their door."
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For many of the peas 'Fat Tuesday' is known as just 'Tuesday'.

OMFG that was funny!!

Anonymous said...

"Those were a scream weren't they? All those damn bento threads. Sorry but most of that Japanese bento stuff tastes like crap. It looks cute but what kid wants to eat bean curd for lunch? "
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Seriously. 'Momma, please make me some puréed chick peas and a lovely slice of pita'

Fuck that.
You know those peas were stuffing those boxes with pickled bologna and Funyuns.

Anonymous said...

54 loved the comment, made my lousy suck ass work day just bearable enough to make it to quitting time.

Anonymous said...

I wish squealz and all of her BBBFF showboating friends would all go back in their threads so we don't have to see them...Athena, Kim M, Trace C, Left turn...etc. Alexa's even mildly retarded. Go back to massaging each others pussies in private.

Anonymous said...

Athena and TraceC were out of control on that thread.

Anonymous said...

TraceC was completely bonkers. Totally over the top. That bitch is unstable.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3074636

And here we go. . .

Anonymous said...

Isn't TraceC the pea who went off on Yvonne on a thread a few months ago? You realize Canada has white-trash too when you read her posts and see her avatar.

Anonymous said...

I heart Compwalla. Her 'update' on the Libis thread is awesome!

Libis is a lying, selfish asshole.

Anonymous said...

Haha 68. So right! I love her mullet.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Needmysanity wants the Libis thread to be "closed."

Anonymous said...

SweetTinyJamie. What a POS. She'll shut down birdgate claiming TOU violation, but she'll let Squillen sell her shit directly on the board= a clearcut, irrefutable TOU violation?? Hypocritical bullshit right there.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone get the "liar pants on fire" vibe on creativemommyoftwo? She is the one that was hospitalized a few months ago for trying to kill herself.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. T couldn't be a bigger, sanctimonious, condescending bitch if she tried. She definitely earns a thundercunt badge

Anonymous said...

Ugh, can we retire the "thundercunt" phrase? It's getting as overused as "I threw up in my mouth".

Anonymous said...

Mrs. T is surpassed in her bitchery only by L'Urine. She's truly vile.

Anonymous said...

Forget the bento! How about the corn in the guacamole, valveeta on rye polish turds, pureed veggie mac and cheese, Squillin's olive garden knock offs, the morgue smelling "eye"talian mystery beef, taco and enchilada sauce and sour cream in refried beans. I've never seen such a group of women with such shit for taste in my life. They should all be fined for their tastlessness!

Anonymous said...

OMG 77, please tell me you made half of that up!

Anonymous said...

Everyday at the pod there is a different vent, complain, bitch, etc thread. Such negativity.
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Oh, the irony.

Anonymous said...

Jodster....the Limbhog loving hypocrite christian. One of Tyler's most memorable threads was the Rand Paul- bring back the 'No N-word' signs to businesses because as jonduh argued, if people don't like it they don't have to do business there!' Where are all these lame lily white people from? The midwest? It's amazing! They're stuck in a timezone where daddy is god.

Anonymous said...

Silverdolphin cannot be for real...she's like the exact opposite of Skybar...it's the yin/yang of the crazy

Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised Silverdolphins 14 year old daughter is pregnant.

Anonymous said...

OMG...pregnant at 14 by a 16 year old. GOOD JOB Silverdolphin! Stellar parenting there girlfriend. All that talk about threesomes, gays, lesbo's, and you forget to mention BIRTH CONTROL to your horny little angel?? Boo! Hiss!!

And, the cherry on top...they are moving the randy little 16 year old into their house and daddy is giving the kid a job!! Wow! Wonder if the parents of baby daddy will go for this.

Silverdolphin has just proven why she needs to shut the fuck up on threads about abortion, sex and teens.

Anonymous said...

No #77, it wasn't corn in the guac is was fucking MAYONNAISE in the guac. Gag, barf, ick!!!

Take a few cans of cream of mushroom soup and add it to anything and the peas jump all over it.

oh yeah....

ALL HAIL THE MAGIKAL BEOUF!!!

Anonymous said...

link us up 73! I don't remember that shit going down at all. Lying about having cancer is fucked up and even worse than soliciting donations because "you need food in your belly and lights on in your house" while you keep feeding your Disney vacation fund and shop for scrapbook stores.

Anonymous said...

If Mrs. T keeps it up she will break a blood vessel and stroke out. Doesn't she have papers to grade?

Anonymous said...

I have been really enjoying a Libis free board. I don't care if she never comes back. And all the peas stating they miss her and then someone having her read it is going to make her think the coast is clear and she can just come back and it will be hugs all around. Shit.

hellroller said...

OMG! Did you just see the bomb SilverDolphin dropped? After her post about the 14 yr old girls at her house and she KNEW her kids weren't having sex, she admits tonight her 14 yr old daughter is 3 months pregnant!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3074640&pg=3

Anonymous said...

Oops sorry I see you did. I was just like WTF? And had to see if anyone else saw it in case she deletes. Wow. Just. Wow really applies here.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't silver homeschool too?

Anonymous said...

OMG! Did you just see the bomb SilverDolphin dropped? After her post about the 14 yr old girls at her house and she KNEW her kids weren't having sex, she admits tonight her 14 yr old daughter is 3 months pregnant!!!
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Fucked up is as fucked up does. As much as I hate those buybull thumpin home schoolers, silverdolphin makes a case for the other side, lol. Rednecks come in all shapes and sizes, apparently.

Anonymous said...

No kidding on the silverdolphin bombshell. I thought she was so sexually enlightened as were her kids. I thought she could talk to them and educate them on anything and everything. I agree 91 - they come in all shapes and sizes. Now her poor kid will be perpetuating the cycle of being poor and uneducated.

Anonymous said...

I thought she could talk to them and educate them on anything and everything.
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She did tell them ALL about sex, and then they took what she told them and put it into practice!!

Anonymous said...

Wow I wonder if silverdolpin is a troll most of her posts seem aimed at riling up the peas, this last one even more so.

Anonymous said...

Silverdolphin is absolutely a troll. It's probably Jonda or someone similar.

Anonymous said...

Silverdolphin was a teen mom. She bragged about it on another thread about PLANNING a pregnancy at 15. I bet she's so proud. She makes me ashamed to be from the South.

Anonymous said...

Silverdolphins DD being pregnant kind of shows her way of parenting doesn't work any better then anyones elses. She's always full of big talk about her kids knowing everything about sex and she won't tell them not to.

Maybe she should have been a little more proactive about getting her DD on birth control.

And if a 16 yo got my 14 yo pregnant he won't be moving in and working for DH he'd be carrying his balls in a baggie.

Anonymous said...

Aw come on bitches - don't ya'll realize that Silverdolphin is just being a warm hearted open mother who will always be there for her child? Cuz you gotta realize that her dd will ALWAYS be a huge part of her life. Obviously her dd, dd's bf and the baby will be living with her for the next 18-20 years.

Anonymous said...

the condom broke...uh huh. I never believe that.

Anonymous said...

I'm sad for silverdophins DD 14 is way to young to be saddled with becoming a mom. I wasn't careful at 22 and got pregnant I've always wished I had been older, had more of a life before becoming a wife and mother.

Don't get me wrong I love my kids but I wish I had my kids in my 30s not my 20s.

Both my kids have made it into their 20s without getting pregnant and I'd like to think it was because we used a balance of telling them about sex and stressing the need to be both protected from stds and pregnancy while also telling them to take their 20s for themselves, see the world get an education and just enjoy life without the pressures of a baby.

Wow that was a book, but it felt to admit it if if no one I know will ever see.

Anonymous said...

that should read: even if, dammit typed to fast and didn't proof read.

Anonymous said...

We used condoms for 10 years before I had a tubal and never had one break, I'm sure it happens but at 14 and 16 I'm guessing the condom never made it out of the package.

Anonymous said...

and after what Silverdolphin posted on the Feel Sorry for the Boys thread, we know her DD was likely wearing a t-shirt proclaining she has a vagina and knows how to use it, a short skirt with no underwear and the young man just couldn't control hisself. sounds like she got what she deserved at the expense of her DD.

Anonymous said...

Accidents with condoms do happen. When you have good tone in your pelvic floor, you can squeeze the condom right off the post-ejaculatory penis if he doesn't hold the condom and withdraw soon after ejaculating. I would guess a couple that young does not use the condom 100% properly 100% of the time.

Anonymous said...

Accidents with condoms do happen. When you have good tone in your pelvic floor, you can squeeze the condom right off the post-ejaculatory penis if he doesn't hold the condom and withdraw soon after ejaculating.
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The kid is FOURTEEN....i certainly hope she wasn't toning up her pelvic floor with kegels at that age BUT with Silverslut as a mom, you never know!

Anonymous said...

The pelvic floor of a 14 year old girl is in the best shape it's ever going to be in. That is until she has this baby. Then she'll be peeing herself when she sneezes like the rest of the moms.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3074808

I don't have any pity for step mothers who bitch about their step children.

You married him knowing he had kids so deal with it like an adult.

Anonymous said...

Crap, Lauren's back. I was enjoying her absence.

Anonymous said...

I agree 108

Anonymous said...

Was I rude or was my cousin's response way out of line?
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Yes you were fucking rude, Lauren. You're a shit stirrer, so don't act surprised at your cousin's reaction.

GAWD I wish she would just go the fuck away.

Anonymous said...

Sammi got admitted to the looney bin. Her husband said on his FB that she will be away for a minimum of 6 weeks. Bu-Bye you stupid crazy cunt! Let's hope for a lobotomy. She needs one. ROFL.

Anonymous said...

57- No links but I was forwarded a the letter by one of the photo peas who have banded together to keep Sami off their board and some private facebook group. She is highly suicidal right now, in the hospital and heavily sedated. The photo peas dont want her brand of crazy around any more the email says it is too "exhausting" to deal with her. They are writing to two peas and asking that she be permanently banned for good. They are discussing on their private group whether to put up a post on the NSBR asking people to sign a petition so two peas will take it seriously. She flipped out and was threatening people on the private group and then said she had a gun and was going to shoot herself in the head the other night. She has been making up fake ID's to spy on people on the facebook group and all sorts of weird shit. They are just tired of her. I am sure it is one of the photo peas who posted they wanted her to die out of pure frustration. She has been harassing them for months. My sister is a photo pea I don't normally go to that board but I am thinking about creating an anon ID to post the petition. It's about time we do something to get rid of her. No one wants her around. She and her drama is just too upsetting.

Anonymous said...

111, you just made me night.

Anonymous said...

Old Pea New Name is Lynflam.

Anonymous said...

Damn, I thought Sammi was just dealing with having to get rid of her cat because of the infected scratches on her hand. Wonder what set her off like that. Does she have bi-polar or some other mental illness? Did she stop taking her meds? That is some crazy shit there.

Anonymous said...

I would read the photoboard once in a while, I never saw sammi going batshit crazy at everyone. Did I miss something?

Anonymous said...

The Photo Board needs to deal with the monster they have created and coddled for so long. Banning a suicidal person from TwoPeas b/c of shit she did on some private board is just stupid. If STJ bans Sami when she wouldn't even make FatCowSquealin stop selling her cookies then that place is more hopeless than I ever thought. There are peas WAY more annoying, exhausting, and divisive than Sami. . .LAUREN anyone????? If they're not going to ban the ultimate piece of shit, they've got no business banning Sami based on a gang-up petition from the dumber=than=shit Photo Peas.

The Photo Board can also have Libis. They defended her shit, now let them keep her.

Anonymous said...

For Posterity . . .Silverdolphin's Gonna Be a Grandma bombshell:

Not wanting to get off but I'll go ahead & tell you.
I know about the pic b/c it's my 14 year old daughters. Yep, I'm going to be a grandmother. We talked to her about abortion but she does not want that & it's her choice.
I was going to announce it here when we found out the sex of it.

Do I think it's wrong for her to be in this situation? No. Worse things could happened. She could have avoided it by coming to me for bc but she didn't, besides bc is not 100% affected. They did use condoms though & one broke.
Is she a bad person b/c she has sex? No. And if you said otherwise to my face I'd knock the f*ck out of you. My husband would pay my way out of jail btw.
Will she be living on the system & taxpayers? No. We have money & will help her & her bf is moving in & my hubby is helping him get a full time job working with him making way above average for a 16 year old. Then when is is 18 he can beside my hubby & make good money.
Is life going to be hard for them? Yes. Life is hard anyway no matter what age you have a baby at.
Will I be raising it? No. She is choosing to keep it & that is her & his job.
Will I help out & babysit? Yes.
I had mixed feelings at first (I'm sure any parent would) but I got over it. My husband took it harder than I did, but he came around & knows her bf is a good guy. Shit happens & we had our shit happens moment. She has people around her that love her & will help her.
So I guess I just announced it, huh. I'll make a post when we find out if I'll have a grandson or granddaughter.

If you want to see the pic just to see it & to join in on her happiness tell me how to upload it.

Anonymous said...

The Photo Board can also have Libis. They defended her shit, now let them keep her.

A-fucking-men.

Anonymous said...

Old Pea New Name is that other Pea, the whiny one from Wisconsin whose alcoholic father passed out and died in a snowdrift.

I'm blanking on the name. She's on autowhine. About everything.

Anonymous said...

Flymflam doesn't whine. She screams. Like an impaled harpy.

Anonymous said...

120 - Are you thinking of Sammel?

Anonymous said...

Sammel! That's it!

I'm putting my serious money on OldPeaNewName being Sammel.

Anonymous said...

There's something just so uber-classy about a 30-year-old grandmother.

Anonymous said...

Wanna take bets that she will be an uber classy great grandma at 44?

Anonymous said...

Silverdolphin no one gives a tiny rats ass about you, your daughter, your money, or the fact you have a vagina. People as delusional as you are best avoided!

Anonymous said...

'My husband would pay my way out of jail btw', you really think you are that important? Poor guy would probably be paying your way in to jail just to get a bit of time away from you.

Anonymous said...

SD isn't smart enough to argue back when challenged

Anonymous said...

Old Pea New Name appears to be off her meds again. How many frothing with rage threads can she start in one morning?

Anonymous said...

I would never let my 14-yr old daughter be alone with a 16-yr old boy.

Anonymous said...

yeah, cause that 16 year old boy is evil and just wants to ravish your precious virgin. OR, maybe you know your 14yr old DD is a horny little slut?

Anonymous said...

Old Pea New Name should consider actually getting a job. It would be a new experience for her.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is the most un-self aware person I've ever seen.

YES you're comment was out of line Lauren, and if I had to have your crazy ass in my family tree I would probably not have anything to do with you for 20 years either. This cousin was probably reacting to YEARS of shit like that from Lauren.

As we always say: There has to be more to that story.

Anonymous said...

For the most part a I don't think a 16yo boy should be hanging around a 14yo girl. It's only a 2 year difference but at that age its a big 2 years and yes there are some more advanced 14yo girls but for the most part they aren't as mature sexually as a 16yo. It's just not a good idea.

But of course SD has such an open relationship with her dd that they discuss all sorts of sexual topics and situations that her dd would never get knocked up she has been very well informed about birth control and her parents know teens will have sex so they don't worry about....oh wait didn't she just say her dd is pregnant. Huh guess all that talk and trust didn't work out so well. Some times kids need to be supervised.

14yos shouldn't be pregnant, it screws up their life, and the babies. I don't care who you are no one is ready to be a parent at 14 or 16.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, not surprised at all that L'urine acts like a cunt to family members. It's not something she can turn off.

Anonymous said...

#131, see post from #134.

Anonymous said...

Have a drink #131, or perhaps cut back.

Anonymous said...

Those St. Patty's See's potatoes look gross!

Anonymous said...

WTF??!!! "Could My Son Be Gay?"

*****
I took my 15yo son to the dr. for a checkup the other day. They asked him to answer some questions on a form, and when he got to the part where it asked him if he liked boys or girls, he paused.
*****

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3075160

I've taken my kids to the doctor plenty of times and they have never been asked their sexual preference.

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOOOO.....that is such bullshit. They DO NOT ask teens what their sexual preferences are at the doctor.

I swear, some of the dumbasses make this shit up just to get a rise outta the Peas. Bored, stupid, mental, housewives with nothing else to do.

Anonymous said...

Duh.
1. Its Thrusday
2. New poster
3. Provacative subject


Come on peas, take a hint.

Anonymous said...

took my 15yo son to the dr. for a checkup the other day. They asked him to answer some questions on a form, and when he got to the part where it asked him if he liked boys or girls, he paused.
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OMG!!! Maybe they asked if you are sexually active, because they do ask that, but they don't ask if he likes boys or girls. COME ON!

Anonymous said...

It must be great being Camicar, knowing everything about everything, working in every industry known to man and just generally being awesome. Thirty years after her wedding it's still the best party her friends have ever been to. Well either her friends don't get out much or she's talking bollocks.

Anonymous said...

CamiCar is a very annoying know it all.

Anonymous said...

I don't think any of what is being posted about Sami is true. I know she removed a lot of people from her FB list the other day because she was mad at some photo board peas and thought they were the ones posting things here. I am still on her friends list and she isn't in the hospital and she isn't suicidal. The most exciting thing she has posted in the last week is that she is spring cleaning. She's a nutter and admits it. I think she would admit if she was having troubles. She always talks about it when she is. She is the sanest crazy person I know. And before you say it, no I am not Sami. Just someone interested in the truth rather than hyperbole.

Anonymous said...

I don't think any of what is being posted about Sami is true.
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Except that all of her NSBR posts are gone, unless I'm mistaken.

Anonymous said...

I was shocked the latest 'version' of her stayed as long as it did having noticed her posts over the last few years. She tends to help keep the Spread Sheets up to date by telling us who she is which is a plus.

Anonymous said...

146 She deleted everything herself and changed her user name so she could not go back. She sent out a private FB message about it to everyone on 2 peas the night she did it. She did it because she was brought up on a blog again. She was not banned. She said her username is "gonedue2bloggers" or something like that. She did a random letters and numbers password so she couldn't remember it and be tempted to go back to the boards. I thought it was dumb and told her so but she wants to leave 2 peas and not be talked about on this blog. And FWIW she knows I posted here a couple of times clearing things up about her. She isn't reading here, herself she is trying to manage her stress level because she had a minor set back with her hand and feels it happened because of some stress in her personal life and doesn't want additional unnecessary stress from the internet. She said to say "Hi DPW's."

Anonymous said...

A quick look at my bookmarked posts: gonedue2bloggers is Sami.

Anonymous said...

Haha! We got rid of her. Drinks on me!

Anonymous said...

It sounds like to me like she is finally putting her health first. I told her about a thousand times that the stress from boards was making her physical health worse, but she always argued back about how she had to defend her reputation. I told her time and time again her reputation on 2 peas and the blogs do not matter No one believes a word anything is posted on blogs like this but she thought they did. I am glad she finally listened and I hope she heals and finds peace and leaves all of this behind her. Sami is a sweet girl who is way to sensitive to be on the internet where controversy breeds. Finding 2 peas was one of the biggest set backs to her health that could have happened. I wish her nothing but the best. I think the people that don't like her register louder in her head than the many people who do like her. I am glad she is taking her power back. It's about time.

Anonymous said...

I actually like Sami, I don't have beef with her, but over the years, seeing her post on the pod and FB, she comes across to me as someone who trhives on the attention of being ill.

I don't necessarily think she has Munchhausen's because she is in fact, actually ill, but I believe her personality is wrapped up in being the "sick one." I don't think she knows how to cope in life without being ill.

Anonymous said...

148, I have always thought Sami is a loon but a sweet loon. Tell her at least one person didn't believe a word about her threatening people, having a gun and being suicidal. I also knew she wasn't banned. I bookmarked many of her photography posts and her name changed on a few she didn't delete. She didn't do anything to be banned. It's too back she got kicked off a FB of her friends (If that is even true) but she is better off with some of those photo board photographers. Hanging with them makes her look less professional. She needs to just stay with her peers and stay away from want to be mom with cameras. She didn't come from the photographers who became photographers because they were scrapbookers and just hung out a shingle one day. She was a photographer long before scrapbooking was even around. I thought it was wrong of her to associate with them all along. I wanted to tell her that in a post on the photography board but I knew I would get destroyed for posting it. There are 5 or 6 photographers that need to dissociate with the moms with a camera crew on that board. That is the reputation she needed to defend herself against not a blog that she can do nothing about. 148 please tell her that and DPW 69 says hi.

Anonymous said...

152 "I don't think she knows how to cope in life without being ill." I agree. I think she has been ill so much she has lost sight of life without having her health as a focus. Maybe this recent attitude change is a harbinger of better things for her. If she could just find a focus on something other than doctors, drugs and whatever is hurting at the moment she can restore her sanity. I've felt like taking her by the shoulders shaking and saying "you are such a talented photographer think about that" EVERY TIME she posts about a new illness. She may be really sick a lot but she doesn't need to think about it 24/7. I feel bad about how sick she is, but even I have my limits about how much I want to hear about how sick someone is. It makes me depressed. She could have made herself such a popular pea by posting one a week "learn to take better photos" posts with lessons and assignments and found her niche there. I should have suggested it to her, but didn't want to get that close. I set her on ignore a long time ago to avoid being drug down into another health drama. Her and IPG are the 2 I can't deal with.

Anonymous said...

Those tog peas aren't as sweet as they make out! LOL

One of 'em is complaining that others don't keep posting AND making it clear there's a secret little FB hideaway a load of them are on and that's why so many of the freaks have migrated. Nice.

Anonymous said...

148 here. 154 that is a good idea. I will suggest it to her if she ever considers coming back. I don't think she will though. But maybe she could do a blog and make it private for peas.

Anonymous said...

155 Here is proof:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=21&thread_id=3073834

A long time ago I was deemed to be too dramatic to belong on the board because of problems I had with local competition. So I wasn't invited into the FB group. Yet they keep bringing up the FB group in posts and it's like throwing salt in my wounds. I don't think they even realize how mean they are. Their clique is very exclusionary and if you aren't a part of it they have no problem with letting you know that you aren't welcome and that you don't fit in.

Anonymous said...

OMG from that thread: "Exactly.
The 'upside' to FB is that I can just keep the drama queens off my friend's list!

Meaning me! I spoken to her in months and months. I guess it never occurs to give someone another chance. They might have solved their problems and have changed. I guess on incident of bad behavior means you are out of the clique forever!

Anonymous said...

Haha! We got rid of her. Drinks on me!
^^^^
FFS, you sound as nasty and vicious as L'Urine.

All you photo peas try to put on the sicky sweet act over at the photo board, but you're just as nasty-maybe even more--than the NSBR peas.

Hypocrital bitches for sure.

Anonymous said...

Here is Sami's current FB update: Sami Hunter Calkins
Still working on the household and business planner. Last year I bought several pdf groups of list from "ListPlanIt" "Motivated Moms" "Get Organized Wizard" Jenn Allyson Planner" and many more. So now I am trying to organize my organizational tools. Just further proof, I'm crazy. Someone pass the straight jacket please. Size 2X. I wonder if there is a list for that? If so I have it somewhere."

I don't think she is in the hospital and is suicidal. It sounds more like to me she had a fight with someone and left a group and 2 peas. Minor drama in comparison to the bull shit posted here.

Anonymous said...

NSBR has nothing on the photography board bitches. Y'all are your own special breed of dirty, cruel bitches.

Anonymous said...

That Nancy on the tog board?? Total asshole.

Anonymous said...

161 The shit they post here and on the board about each other is enough to lose them customers. It won't be long before one of them gets it into her head to sue. Sami should sue them over saying she had a gun and was threatening people and was admitted into the mental hospital. How many dumb bitches here lapped that up like a kitten with warm milk? Stupid people believe stupid lies. Who posts that kind of shit for entertainment? Bored stupid lonely housewives. It's fucking stupid. It goes to show you just because you were a scrap booker and have a camera doesn't mean you have any business being in business. You have to be smarter than a pile of dog shit to run a small business. First lesson: Don't post lies about your competition on the internet. It looks worse to your clients than whatever you posted about. It doesn't matter if your competition has 2 vaginas, twelve thumbs and six ears and is John Wayne Gasy's love child. Your clients will think less of you for posting it, than the person who has those problems. Lesson two will cover "Just because you took a photo to put in your scrapbook does not mean you are a professional, it takes years of education either self taught or with a degree."

Anonymous said...

I'd never hire a Tog board photographer. Most of them are nothing more than point and shooters with a fancy camera they barely know how to use. I'm better than most of them because I sat down, read a book on how to exposure and practiced. Most of them have never bothered to do ever that much.

It's just another way to scam people out of their money. Sqully's heart attack in a box at least tastes good. The photo board's photos? Probably taste better than they look.

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