Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Space.

121 comments:

Anonymous said...

winner! winner! chicken dinner!

Anonymous said...

BORING MONKEYS!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the space!

Anonymous said...

The only boring monkeys I see are peaing and lying about how big their diamonds in their engagement rings were and are!

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen anyone mention a ring that sounds like they're lying. I dunno but the norm around here is 1ct and it sounds like most peas have smaller than that.

I guess this is the same as the peas that complain about people buying DSLRs that "oh so expensive" when they're only $2k, if that.

Anonymous said...

Wooo TOP TEN! Thanks for the space!

Anonymous said...

Most DSLR's are about 1k, and then you add on the different lenses and accessories and it can get up there. But for a good mid-range DSLR with a basic lens, you will pay 1k. Not that expensive.

There is one person on here who keeps bringing up "poor peas" and their DSLR's, methinks she is a jealous pea.

Anonymous said...

MKM must be a moron!

Earth to MKM: your friend hosting the baby shower thinks your toilet tissue pom poms are GROSS. Catch the clue, her husband isn't the one saying no tacks in the house, SHE IS.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080519

Anonymous said...

Married to a ginger? What's a ginger?

(I know, I know, I try to keep up, but real life keeps getting in the way.)

Anonymous said...

Ginger, it's a Southpark reference for a red-head.

Anonymous said...

Ginger is the common (and slightly derogatory) name for a redhead in all of the English-speaking world except the United States.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said... 153 We are not monkeys here to dance for your entertainment. If you are bored then come up with something interesting to discuss.

March 30, 2011 10:37 AM
Jane Doe said... 154 New Space is up. :)

March 30, 2011 10:43 AM

Anonymous said...

Ha. Leave it to the Peas. If someone is 60 they have one foot in the grave and are elderly. Sheesh. I guess they thing they are all going to stay young and live for ever.

Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6725653.stm

The abuse of Redheads in England circa 2007

Anonymous said...

Betty Broderick chimes in on the Most Evil DIL Ever thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3080430&pg=2

FFS, parent your "special needs" child like any other rational ADULT and tell the brat that she can get it NEXT TIME she is there.

But the part I love the best:

They wash clothes there and send them home clean - the kids dump them into the dirty clothes to be re-washed on their own because they always smell like smoke. Their choice. I also can't imagine my kids wanting to wear much they left at his house because of the smoke smell either.
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I'm sure THAT is totally subjective and Betty Broderick's POV and command.

Anonymous said...

It will be hard to find a redhead in about 20 years, a dying breed.

Anonymous said...

Awwww....can you imagine? The extinction of the FIRE CROTCH??? Them and the do-do bird!!

Anonymous said...

Are you hoping that happens 17?

I know some of you are haters but that is extreme.

Anonymous said...

Shana is now ahead of Marissa.

Anonymous said...

#17 is stupid.

Anonymous said...

It's weird how many Peas are birthers.

Anonymous said...

#21 posted:
It's weird how many Peas are birthers.
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You are kidding right?

Think about it, they are overwhelmingly middle class, white, ultraconservative and for the most part never seen a person of color that didn't fit their "stereotype" of that particular race.

I'm not surprised at all.

Anonymous said...

http://www.angelsforenzo.com/march2011update2.htm

My widdle prechuws is so special he DESERVES to have what he wants no matter how much blackmail I have to use to get MY WISH.

Anonymous said...

22., you make a good point.

It's just so illogical, though. Like believing the moon landing was faked.

Anonymous said...

Wait what's a birther?

Anonymous said...

That Obama wasn't born in Hawaii, and is an eevul seekrit Kenyan Mooselimb.

It's preposterous, and despite the protests of these True Believers, there is a definite racist undertone.

Anonymous said...

So a birther is some sanctimonious Christian bullshit? Thanks for the help!

Anonymous said...

TerronPolano
PeaWee
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TerronPolano
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Keri,
Is this blog really necessary for Marissa to Win??? It sounds like a childish idea.

I can't believe I'm even commenting on this! One of the things i really wanted to avoid was all the soliciting going on elsewhere. NOW it's here, WTH???

Tera


TerronPolano
PeaWee
PeaNut 503828 - March 2011
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I can't believe this, people just don't like me so they are voting for a black girl to prove their point. OMgoodness guys, Vote for Marissa we care about Shana but she knows she doesn't deserve this like WE do. We love you Shana!!! But you know that Marissa Deserves this more!!! It's really true otherwise it wouldn't be here on the internet!!!

Right?

888888888

huh

Anonymous said...

#24
Wait! You mean to say that they really did land on the Moon.

Will miracles never cease?

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen anyone mention a ring that sounds like they're lying. I dunno but the norm around here is 1ct and it sounds like most peas have smaller than that.

I guess this is the same as the peas that complain about people buying DSLRs that "oh so expensive" when they're only $2k, if that.
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I laugh because anyone can buy a big ass diamond ring. The question is did they get a good quality diamond with nice color, clarity and no flaws?

Anonymous said...

#30 posted:
I laugh because anyone can buy a big ass diamond ring. The question is did they get a good quality diamond with nice color, clarity and no flaws?

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But SIZE is everything! Because how else can they prove they aren't one generation from working class trailer trash?

Anonymous said...

Jbeans, hun, you are acting psycho over an IMAGINARY dig at bottlefeeding. Slow your roll sweetums. Do you feel guilty about bottle feeding or something? No one is putting you down but yourself apparently. If someone wants to say their time breastfeeding is special, who the heck are you to get all pissy about it?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3080385

Oh, and just because it needs said, you've brought the cray cray since you had your last baby. Seriously hormonal there.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe for one second that a two year old titty sucker baby said the other boob was a SPARE...don't buy it, no way! That crumpet chick is off her bloody rocker.

Anonymous said...

Geeze 23 that's a little harsh isn't it? Her kids sounds like he's got something I hope my kids NEVER have. I hope your little precious's don't either.

Although to be fair, if his wish had been granted the first time I'd probably try and point him towards something else.

Anonymous said...

I can't say this out loud at the pod but I think if your kid can talk, and crack great jokes, it's time to get off the boob. Extended breast feeding just seems odd to me.

Anonymous said...

dammit in 34 that should have been Hadn't

Anonymous said...

ITA 35, I bfed all my kids for a year, but after that I was *done*. You can talk and have teeth, you can eat.

Anonymous said...

Well 19, Shana may be ahead in the number of votes but it sure does not mean that she is getting 5 rings for a vote. Seems like some of those votes may work against her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.texasgoat.com/

Anonymous said...

Re: The Enzo Angels blog.

Does anyone else get a Libis vibe from the Paypal link conveniently set up in that woman's blog? I think she was hoping to shake down Ina Garten and others for a few bucks.

Anonymous said...

#34 Actually it wasn't a slam on that poor kid, it was on his mother. If you read the blog you will see that it is really ALL.ABOUT.HER and her ability to use the kid.

#40 actually got what I was trying to point out.

ITA that it was about shaking down Ina Garten and Food Network for what they could get out of them because a 3 year old asked the MAW foundation to cook with her and she refused and broke his heart.

I can't believe that a 3 year old would be able to verbalize much less maturely reason that he would want to wait until Ina Garten could do it unless he is one of those Indigo children.

Anonymous said...

http://www.texasshowpigs.com

Go Vote!!! (real site)

Anonymous said...

OMG OH NO Someone is voting for the wrong pig!

Anonymous said...

Today will be the last day of Vote-Gate

Anonymous said...

GO MARISSA!!!!

Anonymous said...

Today will be the last day of Vote-Gate
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Thank GAWD!!!

Anonymous said...

I've mentioned peas with DSLR's before here on this blog... Those Peas are the ones who don't have a pot to piss in and are on the govt dole such as CourtneyLynne or whining about not having money like AngelaMarvel.

I'm not jealous. I too have a DSLR. The difference is that I work full time, do NOT receive govt handouts and can therefore afford one. 1-2K is a LOT of money for some people like CL and AM...

if you can't afford to buy food without WIC and foodstamps, you have NO business buying a 1-2K camera PLUS accessories!!! And if you can afford that, well then ya don't need the welfare!

Anonymous said...

GO MARISSA!!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for clearing that up 41, I guess even if the mother is pulling a libis I just feel bad for the kid.

Anonymous said...

My DSLR was way more than 2K. One of my lenses was $1300.

Anonymous said...

I heard on the radio yesterday that Ina reached out to Enzo and his family and his dad hung the phone up on her. Said no thank you. Then what was the point of making a big fucking stink out of it just to say no?

Anonymous said...

Isn't it about time for some stupid dog show in Texas? Pumpkinpea, come beg for votes.

Anonymous said...

Angus looks like drooling butt.

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the kid too, 49. I despise the mother.

Anonymous said...

My DSLR was way more than 2K. One of my lenses was $1300.


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Yep. Some of the Nikon telephoto lenses go for around six grand.

Anonymous said...

After seeing post after post about not using processed food and how evil it is on the pod, I'm wondering if I'm the last mom in the USA who still uses hamburger helper, kraft mac and cheese, shredded cheese and jarred spaghetti sauce.

FTR I don't care for hamburger helper at all, I ate it way to much as a kid but dh and kids enjoy it so I make it about once a month or so.

Anonymous said...

Of course you're not. Someone is out there buying that shit. But it's becoming like smoking: something only poor people do. Or that non-poor people only do when no one is looking.

Anonymous said...

The pod sure is an odd slice of America, if I were an alien and it was my first contact with humans I might just turn around and go home.

IRL I don't know anyone like the peas. To bad I'm not a psychiatrist they'd make a fascinating case study.

Anonymous said...

First 57, yeah I know lot's of people buy processed food, I can't single-handedly support the processed food companies, it was a jest.

Secondly thanks for calling me poor, or non-poor but sneaky. Either way fuck you go back to making you home made yogurt and organic spaghetti sauce.

Anonymous said...

Not calling you poor or non-poor. I just said that it's becoming less socially acceptable to admit you buy Top Ramen and Kraft Dinner which is why so many peas make a point of saying they don't.

Anonymous said...

#60 - It's only less socially acceptable if you give a crap what others think. My kids like Kraft Dinner and I let them have it and I don't care what society thinks, the peas think or this blog thinks. What a stupid thing to argue about.

Anonymous said...

My kids love Velvetta cheese and shells.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 57 Of course you're not. Someone is out there buying that shit. But it's becoming like smoking: something only poor people do. Or that non-poor people only do when no one is looking.

March 31, 2011 8:51 AM

and the poor keep getting poorer

cigarettes are $6.00 a pack, that's $60.00 a carton

keep paying your taxes or revolt now

if you had to PAY your taxes every week instead of having them deducted for you, writing that check out every week would make you (whoever/everyone) see the light.

Anonymous said...

disgust, i meant discuss

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3080478&pg=2

Squeals is oinking up a storm in this thread. But come on 6 months!

Anonymous said...

only see her post 1 time, don't see the big deal

Anonymous said...

it was a bitchy thing to say, and olan's post was awesome!

Anonymous said...

Squillen can choke on a piping bag for all I care.

And I <3 Olan!

Anonymous said...

we care

Anonymous said...

#63 posted:
"cigarettes are $6.00 a pack, that's $60.00 a carton"

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WTF???

You want us not to pay taxes so you can get your cancer sticks cheap and spew forth your unwanted second smoke on us?

Fuck You, Idiot!

Let's see 60.00 a week for 5 weeks, that is 300.00 a month or 3600.00 a year you could save plus tax which is probably another 500.00 to 1000.00.

No wonder you are poor!

FFS stop buying cigarettes and feed your kids something other than tater tot casserole.

Anonymous said...

learn to read moran

you misread something but we're not surprised

carry on

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have a pic of Lauren? I;m dying to see what she looks like. Yes I'm new to the pod.

Anonymous said...

Revolt! Revolt!

Who said 63 was poor, smoked, had kids, spent $300.00 a month on cigarettes or ate tater tots?

You're the only one saying this; learn to read.

Anonymous said...

Those who buy cigs and smoke are not the least bit concerned about the health of their children.

They can't buy a 25 cent pack of Crayolas for their kid for school and are in line at the Back to School supply giveaway at the local churches but Goddamnit they gotta have their smokes at $5/pack!!! And don't forget the 6 pack of Milwaulkee's Best!

Anonymous said...

When you are pumping expensive gas and see some nasty bitch smoking a cigarette on her $5.00 an hour cashier/convenient store job next to the $6.00 a pack sign, it makes you cringe.

Once again, carry on.

Anonymous said...

72 she just had fat-by-pass surgery, she probably looks different already.

Anonymous said...

learn to read moran

psst....it's "moron", not "moran"

It sort of made your post look silly.

Anonymous said...

learn to read moran

psst....it's "moron", not "moran"

It sort of made your post look silly.
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Newfag.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 77 learn to read moran

psst....it's "moron", not "moran"

It sort of made your post look silly.

March 31, 2011 12:06 PM

you really are behind the times aren't you? LMAO!! DUMBASS!!!

http://mbloomer1.edublogs.org/files/2011/02/moran-vzamo0.jpg

Keep showing us how stupid you are!!!

Anonymous said...

When people type the word sigh, especially like *sigh* it just makes me want to crawl through the internet and choke them. I have no idea why it irritates me but sweet Jesus I hate it.

Anonymous said...

78? really?

that was about the dumbest thing I've EVER seen typed out.

Anonymous said...

78? really?

that was about the dumbest thing I've EVER seen typed out.
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Sorry, dumb deserves dumb in return.

Anonymous said...

#82,
"moran" is classic 4chan fodder- appropriate for a newfag rejoinder.

Anonymous said...

lol watch out 84 I'm coming for you

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080740

Isn't the OP in a marriage she hates? I thought I remember her saying her husband is a jerk and that she wasn't happy. Makes me sad if her daughter has grown up thinking that's how it's supposed to work.

Anonymous said...

Her husband is a jerk 86 I remember her post about him ripping up a scrapbook magazine and he sometimes takes her cords to the computer. But he's really respected in their church so it's OK.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, now I remember. I knew he was an ass but I couldn't remember exactly what he'd done. Now her daughter has learned it's ok for your partner to treat you like shit. Fantastic.

Anonymous said...

Fishy? Or am I just coldhearted
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080810

Anonymous said...

I hope everything works out for Paparazzi Mommy but maybe if you've had that many miscarriages (9) your body is trying to tell you no more babies. And now she's facing a special needs baby with 4 healthy kids 6yo old and younger. I hope she has a healthy baby but she was so selfish to keep trying for 1 more. Of course if I tell her that I'll be the inconsiderate bitch.

Anonymous said...

Fishy how?

Anonymous said...

Why would that be fishy 89, she's not asking for anything other than advice.

Anonymous said...

Paparazzi has 4 other kids? Jesus. WTF is the matter with people?

Anonymous said...

Yes she does according her selfish or not thread and yes she is ever super selfish or super mental.

Anonymous said...

82, you just topped it.

Anonymous said...

I love when you blog bitches argue amongst yourselves! lol

Anonymous said...

96 I think that really only happens when the beefy chick talks to herself.

Anonymous said...

All Hail the Magikal Boeuf

Anonymous said...

The 'no processed food' talk really irks me. You just KNOW after spending all day on the computer, those bitches make a wholesome, well-balanced non-processed meal. Yeah. Jebus, if they ever did, we would get the step-by-step process, plus pictures!

Anonymous said...

You know whose cracked out ranting we haven't seen on the board?
number10
Wonder where it went?

Anonymous said...

Am I the only person who resents/hates that my husband has 2 bastard kids from before he met me?

Anonymous said...

Squeals refuses to come back to that thread where she took a big shit without the chocolate chips!

Anonymous said...

number10 was a Lowrent sock. She's like the 50 Faces of Eve.

Anonymous said...

GO SHANA

http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533/shana

Anonymous said...

Am I the only person who resents/hates that my husband has 2 bastard kids from before he met me?

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Ouch, it's not their fault. You knew he had kids going into it so if it bothered you that much than you shouldn't have married him.

Anonymous said...

so wonder why lowrent isn't using it?

Anonymous said...

lowrent probably forgot the pw. It must be hard to keep that many troll accounts straight.

Anonymous said...

I doubt it 101 seems like there are a few peas who like to take digs at their step kids.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Shana thinks about all these votes from the blog bitches.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only person who resents/hates that my husband has 2 bastard kids from before he met me?
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I hope it's your husband that you're showing the resentment to, and not those poor kids.

Why'd you marry the guy if his having kids bothers you? I honestly don't get that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080828

Why in the world would anyone in their right mind where a DIAMOND RING in the bathtub???

And don't give me the old "I never take mine on, he put it on my finger and we are so in love I will, never, never, ever take it off! Swoon."

I call BS - if you wear in the tub, lake, ocean, washing dishes, etc. and lose it - then tough. Expect to lose it and for crying out loud insure the damn thing. Or at the very least don't come crying to the pod about losing your (sob, sob)ring.

Anonymous said...

Uhm I never take my rings off.

Anonymous said...

Well good for you 112 cuz everyone know once you take the ring off next thing will be your panties for the cable guy.

Anonymous said...

I lost my original ring and the one we bought to replace it. Some women put to much emphasis on the ring. 3rd ring but original husband.

Anonymous said...

They were a bunch of broke mofos with all their government cheese. I've never even heard of the stuff.

Anonymous said...

113 has a touch of the stupitz..

Anonymous said...

"Uhm I never take my rings off."

Aww. Aren't you special.

And when you lose a stone, I say you deserve it and tough cookies.

And like over 50% of the peas, you WILL take them off when you get divorced.

Anonymous said...

They don't take them off because they all got too fat and the ring has grown into their pudgy finger.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080828

Vera Bradley bags are so fugly.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080888

This one has some potential to get good.

Anonymous said...

Go Shana! lol

Jane Doe said...

New Space for you. :)

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