Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas Bitches!

May the alcohol be aplenty,
May your MIL not show.
May your cookies contain no lard,
And may your Duraflame glow.

I wish you a joyous day,
And pray your Pandora bracelet is under the tree,
Though it's probably not what you wanted anyway,
For after all, you are a pea.

May the kidlets be grateful for the gifts
You bought with your Coke Reward Points.
And I pray that your fibromyalgia,
Doesn't take hold of your joints.

Merry Christmas my dear blog hags,
You've made this last year great.
Now let's all go stuff our faces 'til January,
When we vow to lose the weight!

Happy Holidays!
-Jane

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Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Jane!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas! Love the poem.

Anonymous said...

She must have a few tabs open because otherwise this post makes no sense in this thread:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140229&pg=2


scrapApea
PeaAddict

PeaNut 23080 - October 2001
Posts: 1521 Layouts: 0
Loc: where seasons change

Posted: 12/25/2011 12:07:09 PM
OMG...that poor rabbit!! We have a Holland lop and I would never let him run loose. In my neighbor, he would end up as a coyote snack or carried off by a hawk.

I would either keep the rabbit or try to find it another home. Those owners don't deserve that bunny.
THAT! Bring him over I'll take him. We have a bunny I LOVE but she's not to tollerant of the kids. We adopted her from someone who kept her in the garage and never played with her or looked at her. She's living the life now. They're really not that much work especially if you get them litter box trained. The most "work" is snuggling them.

Anonymous said...

or too much alcohol LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140363

Karma's a bitch Jenny.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas ya'll!
Mine sucked. I got one lousy gift certificate for a pedi.
Nothing from hubs, nothing from sons, nothing from grands, nothing from sisters. NOTHING! Okay I'm done bitchin.

Anonymous said...

Take it to the pod 6 no one here gives a rats ass.

Also if you can type "hubs" why not just go for the complete husband?

Anonymous said...

Love the poem!

Anonymous said...

Jane, that was great.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off #7. And shove yourself up your rats ass you fucking cow cunt

Anonymous said...

And yet you wonder why you didn't get any presents. If your IRL personality is as fun as your blog one I won't want to get you anything either.

Anonymous said...

and ps # 7....if I wanted to type out the whole thing I would have. So eat shit and die mother-fucker

Anonymous said...

#11... like I said eat shit and die mother fucker
My real life personality is wonderful. I just can't stand all you holier than thou fucking bitches that have to tear everyone down. You make me sick. And all the shit you spew just rolls off my back. I find you to be tiresome and boring. I pity you, for you must have a pitiful life

Anonymous said...

wow 6 you really might want to look into therapy. I can feel your rage through the internet. You got some issues.

Anonymous said...

lol yeah it's really rolling off your back right now. 7 hit a nerve and your frothing.

Anonymous said...

Nope, no issues here. I think women who have to tear each other apart are the ones who need therapy, and this blog is full of them

Anonymous said...

ewww so this icks me out when married people do this:

Leannes dh signed her card "Love Daddy"

That's just weird to me. But maybe I'm holier than thou and tearing someone down.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140375

Anonymous said...

Then why post about "oh poor me my Christmas sucked"

Clearly this isn't the place to get support. And way to go all batshit crazy when someone dares to tell you that no one cares.

Anonymous said...

I think I would be pissed too if I got nothing but a pedi for xmas.

Anonymous said...

Happy holidays, Jane!!!

Anonymous said...

I see nothing wrong with 6's post. She didn't want to admit to having a sucky present on the board.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas 6!!!

I'm glad you had a place to bitch about it :)

Anonymous said...

If she was to bitch on the board (like most of them do) she would of been mocked here. Shows a lack of judgement to come here and bitch about whoa is me.

Anonymous said...

I see nothing wrong with 7s post, 6 just lost her damn mind.

Anonymous said...

Woe is me. You aren't stopping a horse.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140389

Here's the thread where they suck each others dicks for being so frugal and only using cash. Except for the ones that use the card and pay it off every month.

Anonymous said...

Why does Spoogemom Slutpants always have to say "my NEW husband"? So annoying.

Anonymous said...

27 - probably to imply that it is a new relationship with her MIL and how excited she is to have her first Christmas with her NEW husband. Who cares?

What I find weird is having a MIL the same age as you.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140357&pg=2

WTH is obsidian talking about? Nothing she says makes sense.

Anonymous said...

27 - probably to imply that it is a new relationship with her MIL and how excited she is to have her first Christmas with her NEW husband. Who cares?

What I find weird is having a MIL the same age as you.

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Huh? What does any of that have to do with a MIL?? She keeps calling her husband her NEW husband. She didn't say jack shit about her MIL. How is her MIL the same age as her? The man SS married is her high school boyfriend so they are the same age.

Anonymous said...

Obsidian is New Zealands dark angel.

Anonymous said...

30 and 27, stop being outraged idiots and post links to what you're talking about.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140355#29495222

Anonymous said...

Thanks Jane - Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

they live in a $300,000 house!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140411

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Does that mean they are rich? hahaha

Anonymous said...

It does suck when family is so cheap. It makes ya feel like you're really not worth the effort.

Anonymous said...

My 5 year old wanted to know why, when a certain person gave her a bad gift why she didn't donate the money to a food bank instead?

She has an extreme sense of social justice that one. ummm.
___________________________________________

And in 3 years a serious need for therapy.

What utter bullshit.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140364

Anonymous said...

The Look What I Got!!! threads are about as irritating as the whining threads. What are they, five?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140357&pg=3

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140429

So after all the bitching about the ungrateful kids, they did get her husband the kindle.
And after complaining she has no money to pitch in to help said ungrateful kids, she suddenly coughs up the money to buy the daughter an Ipad?

hahahahahahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

37 ita

Anonymous said...

Agreed, 37. I especially loved the pea who listed a $5k gift. They are worse than first graders trying to outdo each other with their lists of Xmas presents.

Anonymous said...

My theory on Slutmom Hotpants always making a point of saying NEW husband:

*She is the type who gets tired of things quickly, and is always looking for a better replacement.

*She wants to hammer home (b/c she's old, but one of those that can't just age gracefully) that she managed to get herself a NEW man after her big ol' nasty divorce.

*The thrill of reconnecting with her old HS boyfriend is starting to wear off and she's desperately trying to hide that by acting all giddy honeymooner and screaming NEW DH constantly.

Anonymous said...

What was the 5k gift? I totally missed that one.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140371

Who cares? I've never understood why some parents freak out if their kid sleeps all day. Unless they have to go to school or work then let them sleep as long as they want. It's a stupid thing to get worked up over. Not that this particular OP was worked up.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140370

Why even post this on a message board? Why put your business out there like this? Not to mention she sounds like a 10 year old stomping her feet and pouting her her BIL. Seriously, do some people just have to jump on a message board and spill their guts or tell us everything about their families. It's insane.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140455
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I totally think it should be "NEW"

haha! ;)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3116235

Over 15,000 views on how to unfriend someone on Pinterest? WTF?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140370
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The guy does sound like he's probably a jerk, but I'm sure there's way more to the story, and the OP sounds like a crazy fucking loon who's way too overinvested in stirring the shitpot and should butt the hell out of all the in-law drama.

She sounds like an interfering cunt.

Anonymous said...

Here ya go, 42:
~SuburbanMom~
Wannabe FNPea!

PeaNut 82318 - April 2003
Posts: 8075 Layouts: 35


Posted: 12/26/2011 10:19:41 AM
I got:

From husband/me:
- New tall Uggs in dark brown
- New pots and pans (from my husband, but really for him too since he is really particular about them...)
- New programmable coffee maker (from my husband)
- Dressy Kate Spade hand bag
- Clothes from Banana and Boden

From in-laws:
- Insulated coffee mugs
- Gift certificate for a pedicure
- Ornaments
- $5k

From sister:
- Hat and scarf from Ann Taylor (perfect for freezing san francisco mornings)
- Stella and dot clutch
- two gorgeous handle down clutches from Banana Republic (I told her I needed a new clutch for dinners...)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140455

So is Rhondito planning on getting back together with the ex husband she says she hates?

Yubon said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139659

Is this just a brag that she went to disney?
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and Yubon posted a second pic thread about it. She couldn't stop talking about her trip to Norway. Now that she doesn't have her dh to go to Vegas with 5 times a year, she's finally doing real vacations.

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Alright, this is the real Yubon. I haven't been around much and was just noticing in the last thread on here that people thought I was bragging that I went to Disney. Uhhh, no. Anyone can go to Disney, just like anyone can go to Vegas. That's nothing to brag about. My Disney trip was a lot of fun though (mostly for DS, which was fun to watch) and I just wanted to show how cute my DS is! Plus I loved all the X-Mas decorations and was hoping to see more pics from other Peas. But I went to disboards and found more there.

I haven't been on TP hardly at all the last 6 months. Yes, now that I'm divorced I'm finally going on "real" vacations. If I had been in the mood to brag, I would have posted some of my 300+ pics from the 3 weeks I spent in Oslo and Stockholm in August, and my $600/night room in Stockholm overlooking the Swedish Royal Palace. But I haven't done that. Oops, I just did. :p

I don't expect anyone to give a shit about where I've gone this year, just like I don't really give a shit where anyone else has gone. I did love Pudgy's pics from Italy and Hawkmoon's from Scotland though. I've been too lazy to post any of my pics, and I don't feel like coming back to the thread to answer any questions that come up. I'm just totally bored with TP, I guess. I choose to LIVE life now - I don't Pea about it (or scrapbook it). LOL :p

And yes, I've been having lots of sex.

This is my only post here in a long time and I won't post any more today. Any other poster using my name after this is an imposter! :p

Anonymous said...

48-She is an old pea that used to post all the time about shopping and nothing but shopping. She has been a fucking braggart for YEARS.

She kind of disappeared for a bit but now she surfaces just to do more of her signature bragging. She has nothing else to contribute to the boards. She sucks.

Yubon said...

B.O.B. is my friend...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140520

Yay Captain K!

Anonymous said...

ewww so this icks me out when married people do this:

Leannes dh signed her card "Love Daddy"

That's just weird to me. But maybe I'm holier than thou and tearing someone down.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140375
____________________________________________

I'm with you on this one, totally grosses me out.

Anonymous said...

Yeah on this thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140357&pg=1

I fucking hate shit like this:

"We opted not to really buy anything for each other because we flew our eldest home from California and bought the two youngest each a laptop. We decided when we recover from the Christmas spending, we'll buy some nice things for each other ...."

BUT THEN

"I did get..."

slippers
Bath and Body Works gift card
lotion and bath gel
a game
socks
a book light

Plus, I bought myself...
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You know, that is a list of what many people get when they ARE buying and getting gifts. Jesus, they don't count? Fuck you.

And yes, I did get a pedi GC, a bath set I wanted, a scarf, some gloves, a book I wanted, and some card making supplies. And I consider those all really nice gifts. You don't have to buy me a goddamn iPad in order to make my holiday worthwhile.

Anonymous said...

I would believe Yubon was having lots of sex, taking fabulous vacations, and enjoying being divorced...

Except that she's a miserable, negative person and a bully. Sorry, but all the vacations and sex and money in the world aren't going to compensate for that.

Anonymous said...

It's been a nice few day streak free of L'Urine. Thank you, Santa!

Anonymous said...

I would believe Yubon was having lots of sex, taking fabulous vacations, and enjoying being divorced...

Except that she's a miserable, negative person and a bully. Sorry, but all the vacations and sex and money in the world aren't going to compensate for that.

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Actually since her divorce she hasn't posted a whole lot but I haven't seen her be mean to anyone. I guess I could have missed it. She seems happier now though so something must be working. Sometimes just getting out of a stressful environment can do wonders for a person's mood and temperment. Doesn't she only have her son 50% of the time? She prolly has a lot of time on her hands now. I'd be out enjoying life to if I were her and could afford it.

Anonymous said...

~SuburbanMom~ is Katherine. Her dh makes good money, she used to too when she worked, so I'm sure her in-laws have money as well.

Anonymous said...

Katherine = Berkleymom another peabay.

Anonymous said...

So is Rhondito planning on getting back together with the ex husband she says she hates?
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holy crap he left her when she was pregnant and hasn't seen his child since then. She also hasn't dated since then, sad because she's so sweet, so I guess she's lonely and desperate to forgive.

Anonymous said...

51 - Katherine jumped on the look what I'm wearing blog bandwagon but everything she wears is jcrew boring or from that expensive store boden.

Anonymous said...

doesn't really matter who ~SuburbanMom~ is.
She's obviously insecure enough to need to post exact amounts of monetary gifts. No class. People with real money don't need to go around advertising how much they have or how much they are given.

Maybe she can use the $ from her inlaws to buy herself some self-esteem.

Anonymous said...

"I did get..."

slippers
Bath and Body Works gift card
lotion and bath gel
a game
socks
a book light

Plus, I bought myself...
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You know, that is a list of what many people get when they ARE buying and getting gifts. Jesus, they don't count? Fuck you.
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Sorry that cheap crap are stocking stuffers, not real gifts.

Anonymous said...

Actually since her divorce she hasn't posted a whole lot but I haven't seen her be mean to anyone. I guess I could have missed it. She seems happier now though so something must be working
++++++++++++++++++++

You definitely missed it. She's still the same bitter snippy bitch who is unhappy about her sad life. Her ugly face matches her ugly insides.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140560

Isn't darlene a troll?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140299

Really? The worst? Just because they didn't stay to watch a movie. I bet if they stayed she would complain they interferred with their family time and their "Christmas tradition"

Anonymous said...

Anybody else think her crazy driver story is BS?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140568

Anonymous said...

obsidian is batshit craaazzee.

Anonymous said...

The thread about how so many people hate showering is reinforcing my commitment to frequent hand washing and using the cart wipes at the grocery store. That whole thread is just so gross.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140520

Peas on Earth has always been peculiar and needy, but Pennyring is a straight up bitch.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 61 So is Rhondito planning on getting back together with the ex husband she says she hates?
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holy crap he left her when she was pregnant and hasn't seen his child since then. She also hasn't dated since then, sad because she's so sweet, so I guess she's lonely and desperate to forgive.

December 26, 2011 5:04 PM

She had time for slowerjokejoe

Anonymous said...

I know we're not to smack on kids so I'll smack on the mom, why would you let your kids do this:

"2 of my kids make their own Christmas tea using the needles from the tree every year. They've been doing it for about 15 years now. I guess it's not the same tea though."

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140612

Anonymous said...

Amen, 170. It's like paying taxes or putting gas in the car--you may hate it, but you still have to do it. And you can't put it off!

Anonymous said...

Leannes dh signed her card "Love Daddy"
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When I saw that post my first thought was that someone forgot to do their Christmas shopping for "Mommy".

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140628


what a fricken hypochondriac she is. I love the first response, basically saying, "yes, it sounds like you have early dementia". Bwahahahaha

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140525

What's the big secret clee?

Anonymous said...

Isn't pennyring the one whose SO didn't want to marry her for 10 years? lol

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone need to eat 12-16 servings of fruit and veggies a day? That seems like a LOT.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking the same thing, 79. I think Clee is somewhat large. Maybe they are replacing unhealthy foods.

Anonymous said...

Can someone get Tinafb some shampoo and soap? She looks like shit in that avatar. Way back when she said someone told her she looked like a model (IN ONE FUCKING PIC TINA, YOU AREN'T ALL THAT LOL) Yes, I yelled it to make a point, not upset LOL

She had a pic with a scarf, it looked ok and every subsequent pic had a scarf.

Now she's just scary. You're too old to do that look. ick!

Anonymous said...

BF looks like Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek in his other role, Dr. something)

http://www.triviatribute.com/brentspiner.html

Anonymous said...

82-LMAOOOOOOOOO

yes, she does look like a handsome woman, doesn't she?? LOL

I think she looks like Pat.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140692&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

From the holiday menu hit and miss thread:
Misses: Mom's turkey was raw inside (blech!!), Sante Fe dip from Squillens blog, not bad just eh....

bwah! Finally, someone speaks the truth about squeals' crappy recipes :)

Anonymous said...

I just looked at that recipe (because I'm bored). There are TWO BAGS of preshredded cheese in it. I think just reading it may have clogged my arteries.

Wasn't there a big pea discussion about preshredded cheese, and how gross it is because of whatever ingredient keeps it from clumping? Figures that Squillen of ice cube tray truffle fame would use preshredded.

Anonymous said...

Leannes dh signed her card "Love Daddy"


The signature on that card disturbed the hell out of me.

Anonymous said...

86-I am one of the biggest bitches around but I don't understand all the bru-haha over the Daddy signature on the card for Leanne.

When my kids were younger, the DH and I would sign our stuff like that or call each other Mommy and Daddy like the kids called us.

Now that the kids are older teens, I call him Daddy in the bedroom...HAHAHAHA!!!!

Anonymous said...

81 - she's back? Can you post a link when talking about something.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140692&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

From the holiday menu hit and miss thread:
Misses: Mom's turkey was raw inside (blech!!), Sante Fe dip from Squillens blog, not bad just eh....

bwah! Finally, someone speaks the truth about squeals' crappy recipes :)
_______________________________________

Oh snap! I tried the recipe too and my thoughts were the same.

Anonymous said...

88-I saw her post too but I can't remember what thread. Do a search for her peaname.

Anonymous said...

Now that the kids are older teens, I call him Daddy in the bedroom...HAHAHAHA!!!!

Get counseling, ok? ewwww

Anonymous said...

Isn't darlene a troll?

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I'm of that opinion.

Anonymous said...

My gawd. All the xmas family drama.

These are some seriously whacked bitches. So sensitive and thin-skinned. And needy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140752

could their life be anymore boring?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140760

The pod equivalent of vaguebooking by TankTop aka cdnstorelady with a fifty thousanth thread about real estate, even when there is nothing to fucking talk about

Anonymous said...

Now that the kids are older teens, I call him Daddy in the bedroom...HAHAHAHA!!!!
+++++++++++++++++++++
*retch*

Yeah, that is EXACTLY why Leanne's DH signing the card "Daddy" skeeved so many people out.

If you have Daddy issues and need to play that out in the bedroom, fucking keep it there and don't advertise that shit all over the web.

No one wants to know that shit. They just don't.

Anonymous said...

TankTop aka cdnstorelady

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

They're one and the same? Did not know.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140719

I can appreciate the thought, but most of this stuff looks cheap as hell. I'd be ashamed to give it out as gifts.

Anonymous said...

97, no, she just means they're talking about the same stupid real estate stuff. Nonstop.

Anonymous said...

TankTop is a fucking bore and posts the most stupid threads.

cdnstorelady is a fucking bore and posts the most stupid threads.

They are internet twins.

Anonymous said...

Squeals' baking mixes for gifts look like minimal effort at best.

Anonymous said...

If the recipients are smart, they take one look at Squillen and dump her "mixes" in the trash.

Anonymous said...

Squeals' baking mixes for gifts look like minimal effort at best.
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Seriously and shouldn't they be in a jar for safe traveling? I hate baking mix as presents. I can go to the store and buy a mix. I don't get it, squillen ships her ready made goodies to the peas, why not her siblings?

I love how everyone on the thread said their gift recipients loved them. Haven't they learned that everyone smiles and lies when they receive a gift?

Anonymous said...

I'm going to have to pull the wow just wow card on Suzanne. Those mixes cost her what $5? Let's hope that wasn't their only gift, especially since as 103 points out she is shipping nice baked goods to random internet people.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140672

how much do you want to bet that all these moms frowning have rowdy I mean "spirited" kids.

Anonymous said...

PghScrapper you're an idiot. A 4 year old is not going to resent his parents for the rest of his life for that.

Anonymous said...

Oh so good drama on that thread! Near the bottom, what's the back story with Carey Ayn?

Anonymous said...

Carey Ayn's kids woke up Christmas morning to nothing because they were "mean". She told them if they behaved that day *maybe* Sants would drop off their toys the next day (which he did).

I think it was ridiculous just as the wrapping empty boxes is. Notice all the peas think the empty boxes is a HORRIBLE thing to do but they were praising CareyAyn on her thread.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140805
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Gets my vote for lamest, most retarded thread ever.

She's a fucking peatard.

Anonymous said...

109 it's like a 12 year old who just learned a new dirty word and wants to share her super new coolness. And same for the lameass sheep peatards who respond on that thread in the same vein.

Anonymous said...

I see nothing wrong with what CareyAyn did.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140813

Oh for FUCK's sake not again!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140808

Seanna's off her meds again with a new screen name

Anonymous said...

109 and 110, my take was that child of grace is too stupid to realize what she wrote. She's certainly demonstrated her stupid a number of times before.

And I thought the responses were mostly funny and what she deserved for writing such a stupid thread title.

Anonymous said...

114 I guess it doesn't take that much to amuse some people then. I think I exhausted all the double entendres and feigned shock retorts over the word "balls" in grade school.

Anonymous said...

I just want to respond 'you're crazy' to the OP of about 10 threads over there right now.
POE and Bostonheart especially.

Even the gender reveal thread, here's an idea, just say "it's a boy" or "it's a girl" People will say congratulations and how happy they are for you with either one, but the reality is they really don't care that much.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140811

I don't think Bostonheart's thread is going the way she thought it would. I don't even have kids and I think she's a fruitcake as a mother.

Anonymous said...

Seanna's off her meds again with a new screen name
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the only person who has time to notice shit like that is Yubon

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute, remember a couple months ago when Bostonheart started a thread entitled "I'm not breastfeeding anymore after feeding my babies for 3 months" weirdest thread ever. She posted that for pats on the back, but in today's thread she's claiming she's still breastfeeding.

Anonymous said...

She gave her babies solid food at 4 months?!

Anonymous said...

Call her on it, 119.

Anonymous said...

118 Yubon has never in my recollection taken time to "research" in detective manner, and wouldn't put much time or thought into it. Seanna is known to view herself as a detective and is most likely to make up all the drama and multiple screen names in her boredom.

Anonymous said...

How fucking GROSS that she breastfeeds surrogate babies anyway. Freak

Anonymous said...

122 - You don't read Yubon's posts. She will post on a thread knowing a pea's whole post history, and these will be no name peas. It's freaky how she will know so much about various unknown peas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.folica.com/shop-by/top-10/flat-irons

scroll down, it's April

Anonymous said...

I also vote for Seanna or SimpleCrafter as the bobbyj obsessed weirdo.

They are the only bitches crazy enough to keep spreadsheets and give a fuck about shit like that.

Anonymous said...

What a nasty cunt bostonheart is!!

She fucking pissed and moaned FOR YEARS about how badly she wanted a baby, she buys twins, and then wants them to sleep through the night by the time they are 5 months old??! What a selfish, entitled bitch. Another one of those impossible to please twats who claim that having a child is THE ONLY THING that will make their life complete, but then when faced with the reality of parenthood, sleep deprivation, etc. they start all kinds of crazy shit that is HARMFUL to the baby.

There are not words for selfish, selfish assholes like this. There just aren't.

Anonymous said...

124 again, I have never seen that, Yubon is more of a sniper with quick jabs at people with no regard to their posting history. For psychopath with poor fictional talents look only as far as Seanna, I'd bet on it.

Anonymous said...

bostonheart is the cdnstorelady / tanktop of the baby threads. Obsessed nuts

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140785

why not just put down a vinyl rug runner and plastic over your furniture and call it a day? ffs don't use the GOOD china for either. Yeah the baby diaper changing thing is where I'd draw the line, but then I don't allow a lot of scumbags come over so---

These people are crazy or have some seriously scuzzy friends. Why get all bent out of shape over the small stuff? Your cheap shit doesn't love you but maybe your crazy friends, crazy enough to visit you, just might?

Anonymous said...

128, again you don't know Yubon. She is calculating and knows everyone's history.

Anonymous said...

You seem pretty adamant about that, Seanna, I mean 131/124

Anonymous said...

OMG she posts with her freak husband looking over her shoulder? I can't believe someone willing gave 2 babies to these loons.
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"bostonheart
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 137640 - March 2004
Posts: 2991 Layouts: 42
Loc: New England






Posted: 12/27/2011 10:11:32 PM
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My DH asked if I could just "close" this thread because nobody is "listening" to the fact that I have accepted the advice offered and said I would shelf this idea. I had to laugh because clearly he doesn't know you can't just close a thread, the peas would never let anyone get away with that.

I shall try bright colors! I HAVE TAKEN THE ADVICE OFFERED THANK YOU!

Erin "

Anonymous said...

She just guaranteed herself another 2 pages.

Anonymous said...

She just guaranteed herself another 2 pages.
December 27, 2011 8:35 PM
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LOL! True dat ;)

Anonymous said...

lol BeckyTech uncharacteristically opening up a can of whoop-ass. Welcome to the dark side, Becky! Feels good now & then, doesn't it?
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BeckyTech
Ask me about backups!
PeaNut 468133 - May 2010
Posts: 5133 Layouts: 0
Posted: 12/27/2011 1:45:01 PM
gifts.
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I did notice that you and Peabay thought the Kimmel thing was hilarious but not this situation and couldn't figure out what the difference is at all. Timing? I don't see it.

I think the Kimmel thing was even more cruel because it was to little kids.

Do you think you would ever completely trust your parents or spouse after they pulled something like either situation? I wouldn't.

Completely inexcusable.

Anonymous said...

I am beginning to wonder if BostonHeart even really has two babies. She says some weird fucking shit for someone that wanted and waited for those babies for so long. The induced breastfeeding creepy crap and now she can't wait for the little crotch nuggets to stop interrupting her damn sleep???

She could have faked the whole damn thing cause she is a
CRAZY FUCKING BITCH

Anonymous said...

136, wrong.

BeckyTech is cunty on a fairly regular basis.

Anonymous said...

137 I've thought that very thing from the beginning stages of obsessive posting before she even allegedly got them. COMPLETE delusional weirdo.

Anonymous said...

136-LINK???

Anonymous said...

So wheres danibee been lately?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140229#29500427

136 for 140

Anonymous said...

141-she's fallen and she can't get up.

Who fuckin' cares where she is. Get a life.

Anonymous said...

A+++++ 143 no need to summon trailer skank back here.

Anonymous said...

Did this whole situation bypass the normal channels of adoption psych evals to begin with?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
From PetEnthusiast on bostonheart's crazy baby thread.

Can't really stand PE, but she's spot on with this one! ROFLMAO

That thread will be a 5 pager by mid-morning.

Anonymous said...

I've seen BeckyTech get pretty twunty on various threads. I often get her and busypea mixed up when they're acting like thundercunts.

Anonymous said...

137, I've thought the same thing at different times.

Anonymous said...

bostonheart: "We have an appointment in early February for the 6 month check up. I think I will just shelf this until I can talk to her further about it. I think I don't want to call tomorrow just for this, I've called a lot lately and I don't want to be "that mom" who calls all the time for every little thing."

176.887% sure that horse has left the barn.

Anonymous said...

I love how everyone on the thread said their gift recipients loved them. Haven't they learned that everyone smiles and lies when they receive a gift?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Ding! Ding! Winner!

DH and I just today tossed out a dozen homemade 'gifts' - all untouched. The cake pops were the first to go.

Anonymous said...

I am beginning to wonder if BostonHeart even really has two babies. She says some weird fucking shit for someone that wanted and waited for those babies for so long. The induced breastfeeding creepy crap and now she can't wait for the little crotch nuggets to stop interrupting her damn sleep???

She could have faked the whole damn thing cause she is a
CRAZY FUCKING BITCH

December 27, 2011 8:47 PM
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Plus the oddball crap she claims her pediatrician says. Then she cranks up the crazy with even weirder crap she reads on some mothering board. Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

AnneMD sure has turned into a handslapper of late. She's giving ol KikiNickhole a run for her money.

Anonymous said...

Yeah who else did she handslap?

Anonymous said...

I agree on the homemade gifts.
I smile and politely say "thank you, you're so thoughtful, etc..." while thinking "junk, crap, too cheap to buy a real gift, going in the trash".
Some people will never get it, no one wants your homemade crap.

Anonymous said...

Ha! AnneMd handslapped the handslappers.

Anonymous said...

I gave something homemade this year. I lost my job this summer and it was either make something or don't give gifts. I kind of apologized when they were opening them, but they actually really seemed to like them. I was prepared for a lukewarm response, but even my nephew came over afterwards and asked me how they were made and could he get a couple of blank ones to add to the one I made.

I actually think they really did like them. Or maybe they really like me and didn't want to hurt my feelings. Either way, they were really receptive to them.

Anonymous said...

I have issues with the mountains of food gifts we get from work, neighbors, family, friends.

We couldn't - and wouldnt - eat all that sugary, chocolatey, high carb crap. I'm never gonna make the homemade cookie mix either.

Seriously (esp if there are financial issues) just a card is fine - even homemade! :) Or if you must a $5 Starbucks card. Better yet meet me there and lets have a visit and call it good.

YMMV.

Anonymous said...

YMMV? You Make Me Vomit? LOL

Anonymous said...

Bostonheart posting on a new thread instead of her original where everyone disagreed with her

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140811
orig

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140825
new

Anonymous said...

YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary, although in the case of some, not all, homemade treats You make me vomit works too.

Anonymous said...

I suspected when it was first posted that the ipad gift that never was (joke gift) thread was BS. Today she got her ipad, and I'm convinced the whole joke gift gone bad thing was just a ruse for attention and so that she couold brag about her ipad without seeming braggy. Mission accomplished, everyone bought it!

Anonymous said...

I do think people who make homemade shit for gifts are the MOST totally sensitive and emotionally needy people in the world. Almost every single one of them needs to say how everybody "loved" it. And they need to get positive fb on their skillz, or they get all bent out of shape.

Most of those things look like typical homemade shite to me. The glasses with vinyl cut outs on them? wtf? Why would you put vinyl on perfectly good glass? And the handprint reindeer on canvas? Shriek! I've never seen one of those handprint "art" things that looked good, but that one looks like Rudolph has a growth on his jaw.lol

Anonymous said...

Tightly wound cunty douche of the day award goes to KellyKreates.

"Sorry to burst your bubble."

Where the FUCK did that come from?

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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140620
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lucyg819
pearl-clutching nitpicker
PeaNut 201774 - April 2005
Posts: 10720 Layouts: 15
Loc: wine country
Posted: 12/28/2011 12:39:51 AM

I read somewhere that Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named for Bert and Ernie in It's a Wonderful Life.
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kelleykreates
AncestralPea

PeaNut 37012 - April 2002
Posts: 4534 Layouts: 53
Loc: Lehigh Valley, PA
Posted: 12/28/2011 6:50:30 AM

This has been speculated that this movie is where Jim Henson got the idea for naming the muppets but it isn't true. People very close to Jim Henson who were around him at the time he created Bert and Ernie say that he just liked names. He may have at some point seen the movie but those closest to Jim Henson say he just didn't remember things like that. So it is merely a coincidence that the muppets are Bert and Ernie, just like the cop and taxi driver from It's A Wonderful Life.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Anonymous said...

sorry I mean kellEyKreates

http://www.cricut.com/messageboard/tm.aspx?m=6664381

http://www.blogger.com/profile/05293362520755206044

Anonymous said...

Another one of those impossible to please twats who claim that having a child is THE ONLY THING that will make their life complete, but then when faced with the reality of parenthood, sleep deprivation, etc. they start all kinds of crazy shit that is HARMFUL to the baby.

There are not words for selfish, selfish assholes like this. There just aren't.

__________________________________________

Yeah not so fun once you realize they're not little dress up dolls. They're little tiny human beings with needs...and when they're little like that, buying them 500 dollars worth of shit isn't going to get them off your back so you can sleep.

She is going to have those kids fucked up beyond all recognition within 5 years.

Anonymous said...

What 164 said.

Seriously, Bostonheart should have done what Puttasockinit did, and gotten those life-like baby dolls.

Anonymous said...

I agree 137. Something is very off with the whole thing. She both over-shares and is vague at the same time.

Anonymous said...

We had an emergency room visit and emergency surgery to pay for from November, and we lost our health insurance earlier this year due to job loss. So our extended family and friends got homemade treats made by me and that's it. The children got toys but we had no money to spend otherwise this holiday.

Maybe they were lying when they all opened the boxes in front of me and started eating what I made. I guess I appreciated their faking me out that just getting homemade crap was ok.

Lady Gaga said...

Hey look Rhondito IS getting back with her ex next year!

"I've decided 2012 is the year my family will be put back together and by next Christmas we will be a family of three again."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140455

Anonymous said...

Bostonheart said "our goal is to get them to sleep through the night." I don't know if anyone has told her but babies don't give a shit about YOUR goals. Who gives a fuck if they are hungry. That whole thread was post after post of the most crazy shit ever.

Anonymous said...

BostonHeart has clearly been having a Hysterical Adoption.

It will be great when Google images has the face recognition sotware up to snuff and we see who's babies those pics really are. I'd bet anything she took them off the net.

Anonymous said...

It depends on who's giving me the homemade gift and what it is. I don't care for baked goods and I don't want jars of mix. EVER. Save your money and time. I'm fine without a gift.

We did receive a no sew blanket and a home made photo album and really liked them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140871

My predictions: 1. She doesn't learn how to spell and gives her copy editor fits; 2. IF she made it to publication, it would be the most boring book of the year.

Anonymous said...

My predictions: 1. She doesn't learn how to spell and gives her copy editor fits; 2. IF she made it to publication, it would be the most boring book of the year.
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My prediction MOJ is hoping people will beg her to tell more. What an attention whore. Doesn't she have some geniuses to raise.

Anonymous said...

BostonHeart has clearly been having a Hysterical Adoption.

It will be great when Google images has the face recognition sotware up to snuff and we see who's babies those pics really are. I'd bet anything she took them off the net.
___________________________________

The world can only hope this is a fake adoption.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140883
___________________________________

Get out of the hellhole you live in and go shopping some place that has decent maternity clothes.

You knew getting pregnant makes you get bigger right?

duh.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 156 I have issues with the mountains of food gifts we get from work, neighbors, family, friends.

We couldn't - and wouldnt - eat all that sugary, chocolatey, high carb crap. I'm never gonna make the homemade cookie mix either.

Seriously (esp if there are financial issues) just a card is fine - even homemade! :) Or if you must a $5 Starbucks card. Better yet meet me there and lets have a visit and call it good.

YMMV.

December 28, 2011 12:36 AM
Anonymous said... 157

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or buy a bag/box of satsumas. a few nice avocados. something healthy.

Anonymous said...

Yeah not so fun once you realize they're not little dress up dolls. They're little tiny human beings with needs...and when they're little like that, buying them 500 dollars worth of shit isn't going to get them off your back so you can sleep.

She is going to have those kids fucked up beyond all recognition within 5 years.
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Seriously, Bostonheart should have done what Puttasockinit did, and gotten those life-like baby dolls.
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ita.

Anonymous said...

What is with JaneDoe? Did she or did she not WANT to get pregnant? Why is everything such a big freaking deal to her? Did she not know shit happens when you get pregnant? Jeebus.

Anonymous said...

Anybody here ever donate their eggs?

I could use 10 grand about now.

Anonymous said...

Nah, 178, that bitch just wants to be the best dressed expecting Momma of the year. FFS, wear comfortable clothes. This is not meant to be a fucking fashion show - it's meant to be a happy time in a woman's life. Next, she'll be bitchin' coz the Mom & Pop store in her backwood community doesn't have a Lowes, Ikea and fucking Maceys on her doorstep PLUS helpers to fit the shit.

Anonymous said...

One of my best friends helped put herself through college by donating her eggs, 12:18. She did it 3 times, I think.

She complained about the hormones (injections, IIRC), but sad the egg removal (?) was relatively painless.

She received top dollar because her genetics and personality traits were amongst some of the most sought-after: caucasian, tall/slim build, relatively healthy family history, high IQ, in a PhD program at the age of 23, etc.

Anonymous said...

Good to know. I need a down-payment for a house.

I'm slim build, 5' 7'', pretty damn awesome blue eyes and educated.

Maybe I'll try it.

Anonymous said...

Bostonheart is a control freak. I remember before she even got married and lived in an apartment with a roommate how she would CONSTANTLY post about how annoyed she was with her roommate. She would nitpick every little thing.

I'm also pretty sure this husband of hers is the ONLY boyfriend she's ever had. She used to post about never dating or having a boyfriend and then she met this guy. I won't swear to it but I'm thinking she met this guy online but I'm not positive on that. She's a mess!

Who knows if she really has babies. If she does, I feel sorry for them. She's clearly a "book" parent. She will read every single parenting book and message board and live her life through that. Those poor kids.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140941

No Brandy you will not enjoy Tin Tin. Just like you didn't enjoy the Muppets. Just like you hate everything in the world. Oh, except shirtless teenage boys.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140884&pg=2

Oh look. The perfect thread to get Mrs T all riled up again.

Anonymous said...

185 - yep, thar she blows, matey! 3 times on the first page alone, didn't have the heart to look any further. What's she do with that kid - wear it in a back pack while she pounds away on the key board?

Anonymous said...

How many Down Syndrome children has MapShit adopted and raised?

Oh thats right...none.

STFU you hypocritical bag of wind.

Anonymous said...

185 - yep, thar she blows, matey!

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Such an apt description of Typus.

Jebus is gonna call her home by having a 2-peas induced stroke.

Anonymous said...

Shorter abortion thread:

If you fuck outside of a Jesus-approved marriage (especially for fun) you're a whore who must suffer the consequences!

Next up, stoning.

Anonymous said...

DH and I just today tossed out a dozen homemade 'gifts' - all untouched. The cake pops were the first to go.

*****************88

How rude. Someone went to the time and effort and money to produce something for you, and you just toss it. I guess if it looked like crap like squeals shit, then maybe, but if it looked good, why toss it? Throw it in the freezer, and enjoy it in a few weeks when the other stuff is gone.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140967

maybe you could teach yourself punctuation and grammar first

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140766

$500 for internet, cable, land line, and 4 cell phones?? Holy shit that is expensive!!

Anonymous said...

How rude. Someone went to the time and effort and money to produce something for you, and you just toss it.
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I'm not the OP, but how is this rude? If she isn't going to eat it, then what is she supposed to do with it? As long as she tells the giver that they enjoyed them, then no harm done.
I made cake balls a few weeks ago for the first time and I didn't like them at all. Don't know why all the peas go crazy for them, really odd texture. I was going to take them to work but after trying them, I tossed them out.

Anonymous said...

I pay $120 for cable/internet and $180 for 2 phones so it really isn't that much more expensive.

Ridiculous how much that shit is though when you think about it. It's fucking tv.

Anonymous said...

Is stampbooker somebody's alter? I don't remember her posting much on previous god freak threads, but she's all over this one.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140687&pg=3

Anonymous said...

How rude. Someone went to the time and effort and money to produce something for you, and you just toss it.
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DH and I are of a certain age where it's harder to keep weight off and we're watching things closer healthwise. We simply don't want a bunch of sugary, carb-laden crap in our house. To eat now or later.

So we are gracious and say thanks. Then toss it all after everyone leaves.

Anonymous said...

How rude. Someone went to the time and effort and money to produce something for you, and you just toss it.
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It isn't rude as long as it's received with grace. My neighbor's cookie plate had all kinds of nuts in it. I can't eat nuts. Would it be better for me to refuse it or to get sick, rather than thank her and toss it in the trash after she leaves?

I also know a few bakers whose stuff I won't eat because they're not clean. I'm not eating anything from a house where your feet stick to the floor. Thank them politely, toss it.

Anonymous said...

Hell, Angus even made the blog in March. lol

http://twopeassmack.blogspot.com/2011/03/space_30.html

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140401

I bet ten bucks that she hasn't updated because he didn't propose and she's embarrassed.

Anonymous said...

195-Stampbooker is one of those Christians that believe that the earth is only like 10,000 years old. She always posts on the evolution/creationism threads. She claims she reads and studies but it's probably only books that are approved by her pastor and are pretty much going to confirm what she believes anyway.

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