She could have posted a response stating that she's not decorating yet because of her youngest, but that would not get enough attention for her. ______________________________________
WTH? So people don't put up trees or decorate for Christmas when they have a crawling or walking toddler? I've had 3 kids and it never occurred to me not to decorate for Christmas because of my babies. Weird.
It's Human? How so? Hesitant about what? I think it's just an excuse not to put up a tree or decorate. Laziness or whatever. That's fine, but it seems stupid to say you're not putting up a tree because you have a baby/toddler.
"Sorry kids, we can't put up a tree because your baby brother might try to touch it because I don't want to have to watch him".
Oh and Jills DH reminds me of a thinner Conway Twitty.
17-you don't know that it's like that. For all we know, there are plans for decorations, but it's just a little later than normal. This is how people are perceived in ways that they aren't - statements like that! And tell me how you know she isn't watching the baby? You're saying she's a bad mother because she is hesitant to put up decorations. I guess you have your spreadsheet of how often she posts and from your scientific data conclude that CPS should be called. And go ahead and jump on my case for defending her. I'm just another Mom like she is who has been targeted here, so I know how unfair and maligning it is.
So, AN and fiance have a few grand to spend on a ring of their choosing. Big fucking deal. Just because you chose a boxed ring from the Walmart doesn't mean that anyone else has to.
"I think we need to get that room looking pristine (less office cluttery) and put his small birthday tree up there. I don't see the big tree going up this year."
Does NOT translate to "there are plans for decorations, but it's just a little later than normal" in the context YOU mean decorations.
She may not be a bad mother but her house sure looks worse than I ever thought it would. At least she can avoid the Courtney Lynn's by having a relatively clean environment for her kids.
7-you don't know that it's like that. For all we know, there are plans for decorations, but it's just a little later than normal. This is how people are perceived in ways that they aren't - statements like that! And tell me how you know she isn't watching the baby? You're saying she's a bad mother because she is hesitant to put up decorations. I guess you have your spreadsheet of how often she posts and from your scientific data conclude that CPS should be called. And go ahead and jump on my case for defending her. I'm just another Mom like she is who has been targeted here, so I know how unfair and maligning it is. December 5, 2011 1:16 PM
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The difference is, Jill is just a bitch who always manages to make herself out to be some sort of victim. Then pretends she doesn't know why people are so 'mean' to her. She cannot take a social cue to save her life.
Just because you chose a boxed ring from the Walmart doesn't mean that anyone else has to. ----------------
This comes up time and time again. The peas say they didn't need a big ring to prove anything. Well let me tell you, I would be so fucking embarrassed to be wearing some tiny ass rock on my finger to the point where I would have told my dh not to bother with any rings.
Sorry size does matter to some of us and its nothing I should be ashamed of. It's like shoes, everyone has a different style. I prefer large rocks on my fingers. And its not to impress other people, its what I think is attractive and would be proud to wear.
Why are we talking about Jill? Sure she's annoying as fuck! But she's not a bitch and quite frankly not that interesting to talk about in depth, no mormon is.
23) another scientific and factual observation. She doesn't complain about her kids, so she must be here. Seriously? You guys are so deep in your blog smack, you're delusional. And she did post about some of her dd's school issues on the thread about the 6th grader who is having trouble with motivation at school. Therefore, you guys are behind.
All the broke peas take issue with the well off peas wanting nice rings and try to make the well of ones feel bad about it by twisting it anyway they can.
Eh, I had a nice ring set when I married decades ago. The style got dated (ugh gold) and I was tired of it. So ever since, I've bought lovely inexpensive (not $3K!) rings - precious metal and faux diamonds.
I can change up the style whenever I want, for a while it was a big ass solitare, now it's a antique-y platinum large cushion cut that gets lots of "WOW"s.
I can afford a real "rock" but would rather use the money to fund retirement and travel. And not worry about theft or loss.
No shit, 42. I read that post, looked at her name, and thought, nut is right.
I'm so tired of bible thumpers claiming they're under attack because people are brave enough to admit they don't believe, or they follow other faiths. Ugh. Back to the 1950s we go, where life was great IF you happened to be white, upper class, and Christian. For everyone else, it blew.
JanelK is the biggest loser on that Tebow thread. "Christian bashing is very in right now..."
Despite her claims, she's not from Denver, either. She's from the redneck exurbs in a highly wingnut area, the one that sent Tancredo to congress year after year. Cheap McMansions and strip malls along with the belief that Teh Ghey is a disease.
The overriding sentiment in Denver is appreciative of his wins, but wishing he'd shut the fuck up. Only the lunatics like her worship him.
The Broncos were 1-4 with Kyle Orton. Tebow took over, and now we're tied for first ============================================== JanelK's comment on that thread. I didn't realize that she played for the Broncos.
The Broncos were 1-4 with Kyle Orton. Tebow took over, and now we're tied for first ============================================== JanelK's comment on that thread. I didn't realize that she played for the Broncos. -----
LMAO!
Is anyone getting the feeling that this is a woman who takes credit for others in all areas of her life?
I'm so tired of bible thumpers claiming they're under attack because people are brave enough to admit they don't believe, or they follow other faiths. ------------------- This. 1000 times, this.
The Angel Tree thread should be combined with the pepper spray thread. Eager peas are all ready to get in line and pepper spray these young spoiled poors in the face to put them in their place.
I live paycheck to paycheck but the angel tree thread made me go buy gift for it when I was out this weekend. I hope that $17 lego set brings a smile to a little boys face.
Sorry size does matter to some of us and its nothing I should be ashamed of. ------------- considering where those diamonds come from and how they get on your finger it is defiantly something to be ashamed of.
considering where those diamonds come from and how they get on your finger it is defiantly something to be ashamed of. ------------------------- Oh fuck off. Not every diamond is a blood diamond. I have a polar diamond, mined from the arctic.
Most natural diamonds are formed at high-pressure high-temperature conditions existing at depths of 140 to 190 kilometers in the Earth mantle. Diamonds can also be produced synthetically in a high-pressure high-temperature process which approximately simulates the conditions in the Earth mantle.
That Angel Tree thread just gets sadder and sadder. Travel Agent criticizing poor kids asking for stuff, and calling them "entitled?"
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Sweet Jebus.
When we were kids in the 1960's, at Christmas time we'd go throught the Sears catalog and circle a billionty things - many (most?) of them too expensive and frivolous for my poverty-line family.
I guess we were trickle-down "entitled brats" who learned the "you-owe-me" mindset at the knee of the Kenyan Socialist Usurper. And OWS.
dem brown poors are soon gonna be weilding a mop and pail and getting teh bathrooms clean so teh janitors can be fired and euthanized. dem kids can just save up their below minimum wage stipend and git their own xbox after a year or two. that way, they'll know the value of good hard work and graduate to a good paying job dealing drugs. ah the poors! just like ah pictured it.
When we were kids in the 1960's, at Christmas time we'd go throught the Sears catalog and circle a billionty things - many (most?) of them too expensive and frivolous for my poverty-line family.
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Late 70's and middle class, but we did the same, exact thing. The fun was in the fantasy, the idea of all those toys.
I'm pretty sure my diamond provided income for others on many levels. --------------- probably not unless you paid many times it's actual value. not every diamond is a blood diamond but most are especially if you were married more than a few years ago. polar diamonds are really no better strip mining is strip mining even if children aren't dying it is still awful.
Ugly, hateful, disgusting, smug, entitled cunts. ---------- you are just jealous you can't wear kitten heels and slather coconut oil all over your body.@@
I'm pretty sure my diamond provided income for others on many levels. --------------- probably not unless you paid many times it's actual value. not every diamond is a blood diamond but most are especially if you were married more than a few years ago. polar diamonds are really no better strip mining is strip mining even if children aren't dying it is still awful.
Ugly, hateful, disgusting, smug, entitled cunts. ---------- you are just jealous you can't wear kitten heels and slather coconut oil all over your body.@@
I didn't hear the evils of the diamond industry until after I had my engagement ring and wedding ring. Is there any way to find out where my diamond came from? It was not from a 'chain' jewelery store, it was a family owned independent store, if that makes a difference...
Life at 11 is full of drama. I bet if you could piece together decaying pieces of notebook paper in a landfill, you'd find where I wrote about hating nearly everyone in my life at some point during childhood. (Well, I'm still not fond of my cousin Patty, but adulthood meant I didn't have to interact with her. Yea!!)
She's surly and in a bratty phase. Do not dignify your niece's attitude by acknowledging it. Let the kids hash it out. That's honestly how we learn to get along later down the road.
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Newsflash Travel Agent: By all appearances you have not, in fact, grown out of the hateful and bratty phase.
That Angel Tree thread just gets sadder and sadder. Travel Agent criticizing poor kids asking for stuff, and calling them "entitled?" _______
So much angst and concern for the pre-born; but once they're out and breathing they're suddenly deadweight mooching little bastards who need to pick up a broom and start earning their miserable existance.
Love seeing the Christians getting worked up because they feel persecuted over praising their imaginary friend. ________________
It's ridiculous. If I roll my eyes at their crazy talk what's the BFD? Atheists hold back a lot at the bucket and still are accused of being meanies. Boo fucking hoo.
Love seeing the Christians getting worked up because they feel persecuted over praising their imaginary friend. ________________
It's ridiculous. If I roll my eyes at their crazy talk what's the BFD? Atheists hold back a lot at the bucket and still are accused of being meanies. Boo fucking hoo.
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I would also say that a lot of moderate religious folk hold back as well. The ones who believe in god, but don't need to think about Jesus 24/7 and insert their dogma/agenda into every.single.situation.
It's the in-your-face nutters who ruin it for everyone else.
Hint: If you're a christian in the US who feels persecuted, it's likely a sign that you're overzealously pushing your beliefs onto others and it's unwelcome and annoying.
I'm glad you liked my pie! Jesus blessed my hands to know just the right amount of nutmeg to add. I just want everyone to know how much my relationship with Christ has helped me in the goal to make the best pie ever.
Dalayney's bullshit thread isn't going quite the way she wanted it to (at least from what I've read so far). * * * * * * * * * * *
No, it isn't. Most of the posters on that thread are Christians who don't feel persecuted. Of course Skybar has thrown her support to the OP. Congrats, Dalayney, you've got the resident nutter on your side. I hope that makes you feel validated.
I turned my siggies on and noticed Kath's. I must have missed some pod drama with my sigs turned off so long. I remember when she was a crazy religious zealot her early pea years.
Plan B...reading the fucking instructions and take a pill. How fucking hard is it?
Of course, those bitching and moaning think their special snowflakes would never do the nasty and if they did, they would wear three condoms and a plastic trashbag.
ADDHousewife puts chastity belts on her kids...male and female
Jesus that plan b thread is making me lose IQ points just reading it.
Same thing with just being over there period lately. Just a bunch of offended bitches, whiners, and social misfits yammering it up and crying out for constant attention day after fucking day.
I would bet $100 that if 'shannon' from work was a pea, there would be a thread about how she is PEA LIVID that some guy from her office asked her on a date! She'd go on and on about how creep it is, and if she should quit, or go to HR, or just wring her hands some more. The peas would all grab the torches and pitchforks, and brand the guy a womanizer, because you just know that his story that 'his wife accidentally did it' could never be true...
I love it when the intelligent ones come out to play and the dumb ones just look...dumber.
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You'd think these repeat offenders would learn to vet their 'info' before posting and/or be embarrassed that they look foolish and are spreading glaring inaccuracies/lies, but no. Like the Energizer Bunny, the keep on a-goin'.
This puzzles me.
Makes me wonder if they are deliberately posting inaccurate, inflamitory topics?
right on 116. oh and ____________________ Apparently, I think this is way more funny than he does! ____________________ yeah he doesn't find it amusing because he probably knows he can get in trouble over something like that.
but what would have been funnier is if he kept the date from Shannon at work. Who'd be laughing then?
Certain factions in the US want women to have as little control as possible over their reproductive choices.
1. Because they believe - to varying degrees - that women's sexual drives must be governed.
2. An effective way to keep teh sluts, err ladies, zippers zipped is with the threat/punishment of an unwanted pregnancy via less easy access to birth control.
3. The elites - those with money and access - can circumnavigate the roadblocks to reproductive choice. (This is a feature, not a bug.)
4. All those unplanned/unwanted babies, born mostly to the young, the poor and minorities, can be then used as scapegoats for bitching about societal irresponsibility, "entitled brats with you owe me" attitudes, laziness, welfare abuse, socialism, baby daddies, Randian Looters, the browns, immigrants, etc. etc.
The Jesus threads make me want to hurl. Okay, you love Jesus, we get it. But don't claim you are so persecuted when you are a huge majority in this country. Puh-leeze.
And, yes, whoever said it above, i agree - annabella is a loser twunt. Shallow and bitchy. Whatevs.
You write such a lot of fabulous stuff, Heartcat - this in particular is just great. Very thought provoking. If you ever decide to write a book on living well, I will purchase it, for sure. ----------------
I thought Heartcat was married but in love with another man?? Wasn't she pondering leaving an amazing (in her words) DH for a mediocre other guy? Not really the person that I'd want to read a book on life from...
A few years ago Heartcat laid it all out there for PeaLand. She was in love with some dude. I don't remember how she even knew the guy since she doesn't work and doesn't drive. Maybe he was the UPS guy or the mailman...who the fuck knows.
Anyway, she posted about how she wanted to ditch her husband for this dude...it was gross. The Peas talked her down and then suddenly she was going on and on AND ON about how fucking wonderful and AMAZING her husband was. Complete 180 and it was WEIRDDDDDDD.
She is one odd fucking duck for sure and she looks like a man.
I don't remember that she was 'in love'. More that she was feeling attracted to some other guy and was pondering acting on it. Peas discouraged that and she apparently dropped the idea.
In the hierarchy of Pealand, she I'd rate her a 2/10 on the annoyance scale.
Sorry, there's nothing you can do to soften a mug and turkey neck like that. All the hair pieces and Sophia Loren wigs in the world aren't going to help you.
Is it me or is tiki mama just as bad as squeals and the other schillers? Every link she posts for amazon links to her affiliates, making her tons of cash no doubt. Se seems to just pop up out of nowhere around Christmas time every year. Best part is, the peas that click on the links have no idea what's going on.
#119 you also forgot the people who truly believe that there is no reason to control birth. If you just get married and trust God everything will work out. If you die during childbirth or end up with 6 kids you can't support it's because you are a sinner or it was part of the "plan".
147-just came to post about the fucking saga of BurningFarts gray hair. Gawd, I hope she stops talking about it now.
Yup, she looks like an old lady. It aged her at least 15 years. I don't know if it is the hairdo or what, but she also looks like she gained about 40 plus pounds.
NOT impressed there Carla and you have made me even more positive that I will not stop coloring my hair until I am at least 70.
I've mentioned this before - I designed, cut almost all the wool and latch hooked a small Canucks rug for my nephew. It took me hours. I went to visit a few months later and found he used it as a rug at the bottom of the bunkbed ladder. It was dirty and matted. It was used, but in such way that showed me he had no regard for it really.
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It's a rug. WTF did you expect him to do with it. The 70s are over. People no longer put decorative handmade rugs on the wall. Also, in case you missed this one, macrame is also out. Although I hear it's coming back in a kitschy kind of way.
Muellertime has 5 kids, a drunk dh, AND a baby on the way.
I'm so sick of BF's gray hair stories. She is obsessed with it. She looks old. You don't have to dye your hair an unnatural shade to get of gray. When every single hair strand is dark, dark, dark, yeah you look stupid but going gray isn't the answer. That looks stupid too....unless maybe you are/were a supermodel.
I was going to comment on the hooked rug. What did she think he was going to do with it? He saw she got him a rug and he used it as a rug. End of story.
Jill is an attention whore and that she is defended on it here cracks me up. WHO in the world would ever defend that?
omg...she just keeps going and going about the stupid gray hair. Shoot me dead if my life ever becomes so damn mundane that I can wax poetically about my old lady hair for hours on end.
Sunshine had the balls to say what most of us were thinking...lmaoooooooooo
BF's thread is going the same way Mary Mary's butch hair thread went. They are only getting responses from the sycophants that don't want to tell the truth. FACT is she looks 30 years ~older~ than the first picture. Feminist or not that is the fact. Is that what she was going for? I'm not saying she looks like a ghoul like Mary Mary but yes very very much older. Some people don't look that much older gray. She does. Fact.
OMG...you guys sure are something. On the Star Wars thread, has Jill posted any picture of herself of her kids? No. But you still attack. I thought all the Star Wars pictures and links from everyone were funny. Who cares how often someone posts them! It's not like every post means they make money. IT'S.FOR.FUN.
OMG...you guys sure are something. On the Star Wars thread, has Jill posted any picture of herself of her kids? No. But you still attack. I thought all the Star Wars pictures and links from everyone were funny. Who cares how often someone posts them! It's not like every post means they make money. IT'S.FOR.FUN.
160-I'm not her. I'm Caroline and I'm a pea, but more of a lurker. I post once in awhile. You bitches think that anyone that thinks different than you has to only be the person. That gets old. And 153 - who would defend that? Someone that doesn't make strange rules of how people should act on a socializing message board; especially a "fluff" thread like a Star Wars thread!
Hey Caroline, you are on a smack blog, what do you expect? If you can't work out what it is we do here, then fuck off, this isn't the place for you. Go back to kissing ass at the bukkit, it sounds like you are probably good at it.
Coming back to add on to my post #156. I just realized that is a hair ~cut~ and not just pulled back? It IS almost as bad as Mary Mary! Why do so many women go all butch when they reach 50s? You're going to start being old when you look that old. You don't have to have long hair but FFS stop the butch
Yup, she looks like an old lady. It aged her at least 15 years. I don't know if it is the hairdo or what, but she also looks like she gained about 40 plus pounds.
NOT impressed there Carla and you have made me even more positive that I will not stop coloring my hair until I am at least 70. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Carla does look old with the gray hair, but then again some women don't give a shit about how they look. I guess if she doesn't give a shit, then she should rock on with her old hag self.
Of course, so many peas hate their sisters too. They hate everybody and then have the nerve to call us haters over here. They constantly complain about their family, their dh, their in laws, the kids, cousins, nephews, neighbors, teachers, delivery men, waitresses, sales clerks, etc but God forbid we say something negative about the peas.
And yes I say THEY because 99% of the time it's the SAME ones who are always bitching about someone.
Lowrent could bring Elf on the Shelf to a new level.
She'd start an "innocent" thread about it, wondering why Moms are using it as a crutch, and abdicating their parental responsibilities to a piece of plastic.
Or she'd go on some poor Pea's thread and wonder aloud if their Elf knows about that abortion she had at 16, or if said Pea knows that the Elf told her kid that she was at fault for her recent divorce, or (insert nasty rumor here) old L'urine wants to spread.
Lowrent was born to fling feces. She couldn't be a nice person, even if you paid her.
Smack is a form of hate. The need or desire to say such negative things about people, the need to make fun of people, the need to criticize people and make up ugly names for them. Can any of you really claim that this is not hate. Newsflash...it is hate. It's ugly and it's hateful. Be here since you obviously get some kind of sick pleasure out of it but don't try to tell yourselves that you're wonderful people.
Well no, but you've just proven what a stupid cunt you are.
Those people through the drive-thru window actually work. They don't scream about cookie exchanges and evangelical persecution and sit around whining about how their husbands or wives don't love their whiny lardasses anymore.
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Is this where the Jill Fan Club is meeting?
She could have posted a response stating that she's not decorating yet because of her youngest, but that would not get enough attention for her.
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Wasn't the second kid a hellion too?
Hmm.
A crawling baby who potentially could get into xmas decorations doesn't necessarily equal a "hellion."
FFS, half the people I know wouldn't decorate for Christmas if they had to avoid while the children were small. Excuse for laziness probably.
A crawling baby who potentially could get into xmas decorations doesn't necessarily equal a "hellion."
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A crawling kid will also eat rat poison. That's why you're supposed to watch them.
For the record I don't think the kid is a hellion. I think it's probably a normal kid, like the other one. I should have said "supposedly".
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Lynlam needs to be pepper sprayed in the face. Maybe it would shut her up.
And I'd call Rainbow Crapper a piece of shit, but that's insulting to shit.
December 4, 2011 4:38 PM
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5 - agreed. I don't think Jill alluded to her baby being a problem; just a typical mobile healthy child.
Lynlam needs to be pepper sprayed in the face. Maybe it would shut her up.
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She's just another Keyboard Commando. The pod is full of 'em.
Gee, I wonder why Ashley isn't married???
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136092
AN babbles as much as her idiot mother. I pity any person who might get stuck somewhere listening to those two.
Both in love with themselves, convinced that everyone else loves them too.
WTH? So people don't put up trees or decorate for Christmas when they have a crawling or walking toddler? I've had 3 kids and it never occurred to me not to decorate for Christmas because of my babies. Weird.
15; jill doesn't strike me as one who won't decorate because of babies. I think she is just hesitant. It's human.
It's Human? How so? Hesitant about what? I think it's just an excuse not to put up a tree or decorate. Laziness or whatever. That's fine, but it seems stupid to say you're not putting up a tree because you have a baby/toddler.
"Sorry kids, we can't put up a tree because your baby brother might try to touch it because I don't want to have to watch him".
Oh and Jills DH reminds me of a thinner Conway Twitty.
She can put a tabletop tree up where the toddler can't reach it. Christmas Eve, she can put out all the presents after the kids go to bed.
Easy solution.
17-you don't know that it's like that. For all we know, there are plans for decorations, but it's just a little later than normal. This is how people are perceived in ways that they aren't - statements like that! And tell me how you know she isn't watching the baby? You're saying she's a bad mother because she is hesitant to put up decorations. I guess you have your spreadsheet of how often she posts and from your scientific data conclude that CPS should be called. And go ahead and jump on my case for defending her. I'm just another Mom like she is who has been targeted here, so I know how unfair and maligning it is.
Holy shit. AN is planning to spend $2000 - $3500 on a FAKE diamond??
FTR, I wear a CZ. It's beautiful and I love it. I just can't imagine spending that amount on a piece of factory-made glass.
She's truly a dumbass.
So, AN and fiance have a few grand to spend on a ring of their choosing. Big fucking deal. Just because you chose a boxed ring from the Walmart doesn't mean that anyone else has to.
#19 don't be so fucking DUMB.
"I think we need to get that room looking pristine (less office cluttery) and put his small birthday tree up there. I don't see the big tree going up this year."
Does NOT translate to "there are plans for decorations, but it's just a little later than normal" in the context YOU mean decorations.
She may not be a bad mother but her house sure looks worse than I ever thought it would. At least she can avoid the Courtney Lynn's by having a relatively clean environment for her kids.
5 - agreed. I don't think Jill alluded to her baby being a problem; just a typical mobile healthy child.
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interesting observation, you know what, Jill has stopped complaining about her kids on the board. Hence I believe she is a blog regular.
If you're going to call anyone's child a hellion it's Mary's toddler.
19 needs to get a grip, gheeze!
7-you don't know that it's like that. For all we know, there are plans for decorations, but it's just a little later than normal. This is how people are perceived in ways that they aren't - statements like that! And tell me how you know she isn't watching the baby? You're saying she's a bad mother because she is hesitant to put up decorations. I guess you have your spreadsheet of how often she posts and from your scientific data conclude that CPS should be called. And go ahead and jump on my case for defending her. I'm just another Mom like she is who has been targeted here, so I know how unfair and maligning it is.
December 5, 2011 1:16 PM
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The difference is, Jill is just a bitch who always manages to make herself out to be some sort of victim. Then pretends she doesn't know why people are so 'mean' to her. She cannot take a social cue to save her life.
Just because you chose a boxed ring from the Walmart doesn't mean that anyone else has to.
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This comes up time and time again. The peas say they didn't need a big ring to prove anything. Well let me tell you, I would be so fucking embarrassed to be wearing some tiny ass rock on my finger to the point where I would have told my dh not to bother with any rings.
Sorry size does matter to some of us and its nothing I should be ashamed of. It's like shoes, everyone has a different style. I prefer large rocks on my fingers. And its not to impress other people, its what I think is attractive and would be proud to wear.
Why are we talking about Jill? Sure she's annoying as fuck! But she's not a bitch and quite frankly not that interesting to talk about in depth, no mormon is.
Whoa, Jill is not a bitch? Since when?
23) another scientific and factual observation. She doesn't complain about her kids, so she must be here. Seriously? You guys are so deep in your blog smack, you're delusional. And she did post about some of her dd's school issues on the thread about the 6th grader who is having trouble with motivation at school. Therefore, you guys are behind.
Correction: Jill is officially a bitch.
27: What is "fuck" and why is it annoying? Make more sense when you're maligning someone.
Jill used to complain about her kids all the freakin' time.
All the broke peas take issue with the well off peas wanting nice rings and try to make the well of ones feel bad about it by twisting it anyway they can.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136205
Can you even tell its her in the after pic? lol
Oh, OK. Whatever you say, Miss Cleo, I mean #21.
Eh, I had a nice ring set when I married decades ago. The style got dated (ugh gold) and I was tired of it. So ever since, I've bought lovely inexpensive (not $3K!) rings - precious metal and faux diamonds.
I can change up the style whenever I want, for a while it was a big ass solitare, now it's a antique-y platinum large cushion cut that gets lots of "WOW"s.
I can afford a real "rock" but would rather use the money to fund retirement and travel. And not worry about theft or loss.
But hey, that's what works for me. YMMV.
I try not to believe that Annabella is that dense, but damn, she keeps proving she is. And mucho materialistic, too.
Engagement thread.
Lynlam needs to be pepper sprayed in the face. Maybe it would shut her up.
LOL we can take turns!
Annabella is the offspring of Gomer Pyle
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136224
Those are some ugly boots!
ugly and expensive! $205 for those??? I think they look way too 'worker boot' to wear with a skirt...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136214
Because some people find the wearing of Bible verses and prayers in the end zone over the top...they're Christian haters?...FFS
I know where the NUT in wingnut's name comes from
I agree those are some ugly ass boots.
No shit, 42. I read that post, looked at her name, and thought, nut is right.
I'm so tired of bible thumpers claiming they're under attack because people are brave enough to admit they don't believe, or they follow other faiths. Ugh. Back to the 1950s we go, where life was great IF you happened to be white, upper class, and Christian. For everyone else, it blew.
JanelK is the biggest loser on that Tebow thread. "Christian bashing is very in right now..."
Despite her claims, she's not from Denver, either. She's from the redneck exurbs in a highly wingnut area, the one that sent Tancredo to congress year after year. Cheap McMansions and strip malls along with the belief that Teh Ghey is a disease.
The overriding sentiment in Denver is appreciative of his wins, but wishing he'd shut the fuck up. Only the lunatics like her worship him.
The Broncos were 1-4 with Kyle Orton. Tebow took over, and now we're tied for first
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JanelK's comment on that thread. I didn't realize that she played for the Broncos.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136224
Those are some ugly boots!
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oh hell yes they are. I thought it looked like something they would wear in a mad max movie.
then I noticed her user name
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136224
jediannie
nope. She's dressing like star wars.
Awesome.
Yes, by all means, roll your jeans up to mid calf when wearing those boots. FFS - who does that?!
The Broncos were 1-4 with Kyle Orton. Tebow took over, and now we're tied for first
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JanelK's comment on that thread. I didn't realize that she played for the Broncos.
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LMAO!
Is anyone getting the feeling that this is a woman who takes credit for others in all areas of her life?
I'm so tired of bible thumpers claiming they're under attack because people are brave enough to admit they don't believe, or they follow other faiths.
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This. 1000 times, this.
That Angel Tree thread just gets sadder and sadder. Travel Agent criticizing poor kids asking for stuff, and calling them "entitled?"
Do these women have any idea how ugly they sound?
The Angel Tree thread should be combined with the pepper spray thread. Eager peas are all ready to get in line and pepper spray these young spoiled poors in the face to put them in their place.
Those dirty entitled baby poors!
51-No they have no idea how ugly they sound. If they did, they would shut up. Stupid cow cunts!
I live paycheck to paycheck but the angel tree thread made me go buy gift for it when I was out this weekend. I hope that $17 lego set brings a smile to a little boys face.
Sorry size does matter to some of us and its nothing I should be ashamed of.
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considering where those diamonds come from and how they get on your finger it is defiantly something to be ashamed of.
considering where those diamonds come from and how they get on your finger it is defiantly something to be ashamed of.
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Oh fuck off. Not every diamond is a blood diamond. I have a polar diamond, mined from the arctic.
of course you do babe.
I'm so tired of bible thumpers claiming they're under attack
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Yeah, they should walk in an atheists shoes. Or a Hindu or Buddhists.
It'd be an eye-opener, that's for sure.
Most natural diamonds are formed at high-pressure high-temperature conditions existing at depths of 140 to 190 kilometers in the Earth mantle. Diamonds can also be produced synthetically in a high-pressure high-temperature process which approximately simulates the conditions in the Earth mantle.
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Wiki wiki!
That Angel Tree thread just gets sadder and sadder. Travel Agent criticizing poor kids asking for stuff, and calling them "entitled?"
Do these women have any idea how ugly they sound?
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They REVEL in it. PROUD of it.
Ugly, hateful, disgusting, smug, entitled cunts.
Entirely the polar OPPOSITE of christian family values they claim to profess.
What to do with a lot of lettuce?
Gee, I haven't a clue.
I'm pretty sure my diamond provided income for others on many levels. Not every diamond is a blood diamond.
http://www.iti.gov.nt.ca/diamonds/
there you go you dumb shits.
That Angel Tree thread just gets sadder and sadder. Travel Agent criticizing poor kids asking for stuff, and calling them "entitled?"
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Sweet Jebus.
When we were kids in the 1960's, at Christmas time we'd go throught the Sears catalog and circle a billionty things - many (most?) of them too expensive and frivolous for my poverty-line family.
I guess we were trickle-down "entitled brats" who learned the "you-owe-me" mindset at the knee of the Kenyan Socialist Usurper. And OWS.
Oh, wait....
I'd kill myself if - like Travel Agent - I saw evil intent in the most innocent and mundane of things.
That's no way to go through life.
Well, you just *know* that the entitled bratty X-Box wantin' poors are mostly browns, right?
Dogwhistle.
They REVEL in it. PROUD of it.
Ugly, hateful, disgusting, smug, entitled cunts.
Entirely the polar OPPOSITE of christian family values they claim to profess.
December 5, 2011 7:03 PM
True.
Disgusting and beyond sad, but it's absolutely true.
They are proud of their hate, hypocrisy, and bigotry.
Such good Christians.
Well, you just *know* that the entitled bratty X-Box wantin' poors are mostly browns, right?
Dogwhistle.
December 5, 2011 7:35 PM
Fucking spot on.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136176
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Travel Agent spreads more of her ignorance. Idaho and eastern Washington are decidedly RED.
FAIL AGAIN, DUMBASS.
dem brown poors are soon gonna be weilding a mop and pail and getting teh bathrooms clean so teh janitors can be fired and euthanized. dem kids can just save up their below minimum wage stipend and git their own xbox after a year or two. that way, they'll know the value of good hard work and graduate to a good paying job dealing drugs. ah the poors! just like ah pictured it.
When we were kids in the 1960's, at Christmas time we'd go throught the Sears catalog and circle a billionty things - many (most?) of them too expensive and frivolous for my poverty-line family.
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Late 70's and middle class, but we did the same, exact thing. The fun was in the fantasy, the idea of all those toys.
I'm pretty sure my diamond provided income for others on many levels.
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probably not unless you paid many times it's actual value. not every diamond is a blood diamond but most are especially if you were married more than a few years ago. polar diamonds are really no better strip mining is strip mining even if children aren't dying it is still awful.
Ugly, hateful, disgusting, smug, entitled cunts.
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Late 70's and middle class, but we did the same, exact thing. The fun was in the fantasy, the idea of all those toys.
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You entitled, selfish, greedy brat.
I'm pretty sure my diamond provided income for others on many levels.
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probably not unless you paid many times it's actual value. not every diamond is a blood diamond but most are especially if you were married more than a few years ago. polar diamonds are really no better strip mining is strip mining even if children aren't dying it is still awful.
Ugly, hateful, disgusting, smug, entitled cunts.
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you are just jealous you can't wear kitten heels and slather coconut oil all over your body.@@
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......and fucking good for me.
I didn't hear the evils of the diamond industry until after I had my engagement ring and wedding ring. Is there any way to find out where my diamond came from? It was not from a 'chain' jewelery store, it was a family owned independent store, if that makes a difference...
you are just jealous you can't wear kitten heels and slather coconut oil all over your body while chowing own on Magical Boeuf™ and cake pops.
/fixed
love the trademark 76!
CA$H AND FUCKING GA$!!!! That's me. Suck on my tailpipe.
ok keri. whatever.
i'm guesssing you're pretty adept at sucking on big fat tubes.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136237
Life at 11 is full of drama. I bet if you could piece together decaying pieces of notebook paper in a landfill, you'd find where I wrote about hating nearly everyone in my life at some point during childhood. (Well, I'm still not fond of my cousin Patty, but adulthood meant I didn't have to interact with her. Yea!!)
She's surly and in a bratty phase. Do not dignify your niece's attitude by acknowledging it. Let the kids hash it out. That's honestly how we learn to get along later down the road.
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Newsflash Travel Agent: By all appearances you have not, in fact, grown out of the hateful and bratty phase.
That Angel Tree thread just gets sadder and sadder. Travel Agent criticizing poor kids asking for stuff, and calling them "entitled?"
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So much angst and concern for the pre-born; but once they're out and breathing they're suddenly deadweight mooching little bastards who need to pick up a broom and start earning their miserable existance.
These bitches are positively Dicksonian.
I'm surprised I have not seen a a recipe for roasted baby from one of them.
Interesting Kadyn deleted her dating thread. I think her other thread about a "friend" dating a jehovah witness was really about her.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3136049
WTH is Captain K talking about? Kadyn never said she had an addiction/alcohol problem.
Newsflash Travel Agent: By all appearances you have not, in fact, grown out of the hateful and bratty phase.
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Seriously, this bares repeating.
WTH is Captain K talking about? Kadyn never said she had an addiction/alcohol problem.
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Oh yes she did and you can count on Captain Kunt to bring it up for those who may have missed it. Such a fucking bitch.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3136049
Annabella giving dating advice? That would be the last person I would listen to.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136350
Great photo but I think I would have picked a better blanket/basket.
Love seeing the Christians getting worked up because they feel persecuted over praising their imaginary friend.
Love seeing the Christians getting worked up because they feel persecuted over praising their imaginary friend.
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It's ridiculous. If I roll my eyes at their crazy talk what's the BFD? Atheists hold back a lot at the bucket and still are accused of being meanies. Boo fucking hoo.
Dalayney's bullshit thread isn't going quite the way she wanted it to (at least from what I've read so far).
Somebody needs to start an Atheists, What Are You Most Tired Of? thread so the hellbound can vent.
Love seeing the Christians getting worked up because they feel persecuted over praising their imaginary friend.
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It's ridiculous. If I roll my eyes at their crazy talk what's the BFD? Atheists hold back a lot at the bucket and still are accused of being meanies. Boo fucking hoo.
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I would also say that a lot of moderate religious folk hold back as well. The ones who believe in god, but don't need to think about Jesus 24/7 and insert their dogma/agenda into every.single.situation.
It's the in-your-face nutters who ruin it for everyone else.
Hint: If you're a christian in the US who feels persecuted, it's likely a sign that you're overzealously pushing your beliefs onto others and it's unwelcome and annoying.
I'm glad you liked my pie! Jesus blessed my hands to know just the right amount of nutmeg to add. I just want everyone to know how much my relationship with Christ has helped me in the goal to make the best pie ever.
Remember, if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
What post are you referencing #92???
every single one ever made by twopeasfaithful.
Dalayney's bullshit thread isn't going quite the way she wanted it to (at least from what I've read so far).
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No, it isn't. Most of the posters on that thread are Christians who don't feel persecuted. Of course Skybar has thrown her support to the OP. Congrats, Dalayney, you've got the resident nutter on your side. I hope that makes you feel validated.
I figured it was 2peasfaithful...just wondering if she actually posted about her blessed pie...
ha about the 2peafaithful comment.
This is going way back but didn't Dalayney pull some big scam. Or maybe it was a moderate one.
Skybar, please eat a big bag of dicks. Please.
Skybarf is probably afraid of them.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136385
I thought she was staying away.
I never knew Kath was Athena's "babe". lol
101, she did for awhile (or only posted once in a great while).
The cynic in me wonders why she didn't come back with a splash.
I turned my siggies on and noticed Kath's. I must have missed some pod drama with my sigs turned off so long. I remember when she was a crazy religious zealot her early pea years.
All of these religious threads make me want to take a gun to my monitor.
Two peas is THE ONLY PLACE where I see religion discussed ad nauseam. Good thing I can X out.
It's a good day on the bucket...religious threads AND someone who thinks Plan B is an abortion pill. Awesome entertainment by brain dead nut jobs.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136447
I love it when the intelligent ones come out to play and the dumb ones just look...dumber.
Is CaptainK, Fleur?
108 - no fleur had no snark
Jesus that plan b thread is making me lose IQ points just reading it.
Plan B...reading the fucking instructions and take a pill. How fucking hard is it?
Of course, those bitching and moaning think their special snowflakes would never do the nasty and if they did, they would wear three condoms and a plastic trashbag.
ADDHousewife puts chastity belts on her kids...male and female
and a plastic trashbag.
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:D
...and I still don't believe that bullshit story.
Any advice?
Yup. Don't have babies and marry someone who would belittle you and make you feel stupid.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136477
Jesus that plan b thread is making me lose IQ points just reading it.
Same thing with just being over there period lately. Just a bunch of offended bitches, whiners, and social misfits yammering it up and crying out for constant attention day after fucking day.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136431
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where's that "look at me I'm an attention whore" picture.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136418
I would bet $100 that if 'shannon' from work was a pea, there would be a thread about how she is PEA LIVID that some guy from her office asked her on a date! She'd go on and on about how creep it is, and if she should quit, or go to HR, or just wring her hands some more. The peas would all grab the torches and pitchforks, and brand the guy a womanizer, because you just know that his story that 'his wife accidentally did it' could never be true...
I love it when the intelligent ones come out to play and the dumb ones just look...dumber.
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You'd think these repeat offenders would learn to vet their 'info' before posting and/or be embarrassed that they look foolish and are spreading glaring inaccuracies/lies, but no. Like the Energizer Bunny, the keep on a-goin'.
This puzzles me.
Makes me wonder if they are deliberately posting inaccurate, inflamitory topics?
right on 116. oh and
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Apparently, I think this is way more funny than he does!
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yeah he doesn't find it amusing because he probably knows he can get in trouble over something like that.
but what would have been funnier is if he kept the date from Shannon at work.
Who'd be laughing then?
Certain factions in the US want women to have as little control as possible over their reproductive choices.
1. Because they believe - to varying degrees - that women's sexual drives must be governed.
2. An effective way to keep teh sluts, err ladies, zippers zipped is with the threat/punishment of an unwanted pregnancy via less easy access to birth control.
3. The elites - those with money and access - can circumnavigate the roadblocks to reproductive choice. (This is a feature, not a bug.)
4. All those unplanned/unwanted babies, born mostly to the young, the poor and minorities, can be then used as scapegoats for bitching about societal irresponsibility, "entitled brats with you owe me" attitudes, laziness, welfare abuse, socialism, baby daddies, Randian Looters, the browns, immigrants, etc. etc.
Really, it's the perfect plan.
don't forget #5
they just plain don't like women so fuck em.
“More people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.”
--W. C. Fields
Just sayin' Delanyne. Something to think about.
Look at Skybar.
113 - April isn't married yet.
The Jesus threads make me want to hurl. Okay, you love Jesus, we get it. But don't claim you are so persecuted when you are a huge majority in this country. Puh-leeze.
And, yes, whoever said it above, i agree - annabella is a loser twunt. Shallow and bitchy. Whatevs.
oh FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kiwi-Jo
kiwi: a cute bird
PeaNut 9462 - January 2001
Posts: 5552 Layouts: 11
Loc: New Zealand
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You write such a lot of fabulous stuff, Heartcat - this in particular is just great. Very thought provoking.
If you ever decide to write a book on living well, I will purchase it, for sure.
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I've gotta hurl now
bwahahaha!
A living well book for The Bridges of Madison County types?
whatever
I never read Heartcat's posts.
I thought Heartcat was married but in love with another man?? Wasn't she pondering leaving an amazing (in her words) DH for a mediocre other guy? Not really the person that I'd want to read a book on life from...
I used to tolerate Keriwest, but lately she makes me wish I had eye bleach. What a fucking moron.
I know 126, my eyes glaze over as soon as I see who it is too
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136388
What the heck is up the the OP's avatar? It maks me jump every time it pops up!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136278
Are you kidding me?
130, that's a messed up photoshop job!
I used to tolerate Keriwest, but lately she makes me wish I had eye bleach. What a fucking moron.
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Girlfriend needs to lay off the cosmetic procedures. She's starting to go too far, trying to look like a 22 year old. The long hair.....no.
Plus she's a snotty entitled show-off bitch.
#130 Look at JBeans avatar and then see how scared you get
What else has Kerri done?
A few years ago Heartcat laid it all out there for PeaLand. She was in love with some dude. I don't remember how she even knew the guy since she doesn't work and doesn't drive. Maybe he was the UPS guy or the mailman...who the fuck knows.
Anyway, she posted about how she wanted to ditch her husband for this dude...it was gross. The Peas talked her down and then suddenly she was going on and on AND ON about how fucking wonderful and AMAZING her husband was. Complete 180 and it was WEIRDDDDDDD.
She is one odd fucking duck for sure and she looks like a man.
I don't remember that she was 'in love'. More that she was feeling attracted to some other guy and was pondering acting on it. Peas discouraged that and she apparently dropped the idea.
In the hierarchy of Pealand, she I'd rate her a 2/10 on the annoyance scale.
JBeans oy now there's a real winner. She don't know shit from applesauce
hm, go figure. I like heartcat and I like jbeans. Okay, I tolerate jbeans anyway. lol
What else has Kerri done?
She looked like an old fat aging hag at her daughter's wedding. She likes to put up pictures of herself in the 80's, her heyday.
Sorry, there's nothing you can do to soften a mug and turkey neck like that. All the hair pieces and Sophia Loren wigs in the world aren't going to help you.
Is it me or is tiki mama just as bad as squeals and the other schillers? Every link she posts for amazon links to her affiliates, making her tons of cash no doubt. Se seems to just pop up out of nowhere around Christmas time every year. Best part is, the peas that click on the links have no idea what's going on.
#119 you also forgot the people who truly believe that there is no reason to control birth. If you just get married and trust God everything will work out. If you die during childbirth or end up with 6 kids you can't support it's because you are a sinner or it was part of the "plan".
How much is tikimom making per hit? I hate spammers!
https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/join/compensation.html
Up to 15% of a sale
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136594
Is this the inaugural They Didn't Like What I Bought Them/Made Them and My Feelings are Hurt thread? I didn't expect it until December 25.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136644
Someone should tell Carla she looks old in that gray photo. I would have guessed her to be sixty, at least.
147-just came to post about the fucking saga of BurningFarts gray hair. Gawd, I hope she stops talking about it now.
Yup, she looks like an old lady. It aged her at least 15 years. I don't know if it is the hairdo or what, but she also looks like she gained about 40 plus pounds.
NOT impressed there Carla and you have made me even more positive that I will not stop coloring my hair until I am at least 70.
I've mentioned this before - I designed, cut almost all the wool and latch hooked a small Canucks rug for my nephew. It took me hours. I went to visit a few months later and found he used it as a rug at the bottom of the bunkbed ladder. It was dirty and matted. It was used, but in such way that showed me he had no regard for it really.
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It's a rug. WTF did you expect him to do with it.
The 70s are over. People no longer put decorative handmade rugs on the wall.
Also, in case you missed this one, macrame is also out. Although I hear it's coming back in a kitschy kind of way.
BF aged 20 years in one day!
If you need an example of when Jill gets out of hand, see Star Wars thread. One or two posts is fine. Any more then that is just annoying.
Muellertime is #2 for poster of the day. Doesn't she have 5 kids and an alcoholic husband to take care of?
Muellertime has 5 kids, a drunk dh, AND a baby on the way.
I'm so sick of BF's gray hair stories. She is obsessed with it. She looks old. You don't have to dye your hair an unnatural shade to get of gray. When every single hair strand is dark, dark, dark, yeah you look stupid but going gray isn't the answer. That looks stupid too....unless maybe you are/were a supermodel.
I was going to comment on the hooked rug. What did she think he was going to do with it? He saw she got him a rug and he used it as a rug. End of story.
Jill is an attention whore and that she is defended on it here cracks me up. WHO in the world would ever defend that?
omg...she just keeps going and going about the stupid gray hair. Shoot me dead if my life ever becomes so damn mundane that I can wax poetically about my old lady hair for hours on end.
Sunshine had the balls to say what most of us were thinking...lmaoooooooooo
Aaa and there she goes again!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136660
BF's thread is going the same way Mary Mary's butch hair thread went. They are only getting responses from the sycophants that don't want to tell the truth. FACT is she looks 30 years ~older~ than the first picture. Feminist or not that is the fact. Is that what she was going for? I'm not saying she looks like a ghoul like Mary Mary but yes very very much older. Some people don't look that much older gray. She does. Fact.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136670
hahahahaha Captain Kunt getting bitchslapped somewhere other than here
OMG...you guys sure are something. On the Star Wars thread, has Jill posted any picture of herself of her kids? No. But you still attack. I thought all the Star Wars pictures and links from everyone were funny. Who cares how often someone posts them! It's not like every post means they make money. IT'S.FOR.FUN.
That petenthuscunt chick really needs to start taking her meds again and I'm not talking about heart worm medicine.
OMG...you guys sure are something. On the Star Wars thread, has Jill posted any picture of herself of her kids? No. But you still attack. I thought all the Star Wars pictures and links from everyone were funny. Who cares how often someone posts them! It's not like every post means they make money. IT'S.FOR.FUN.
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Hi Jill!
157: CK does what all you miscreants do on here. Find ANYTHING to attack about the person.
160-I'm not her. I'm Caroline and I'm a pea, but more of a lurker. I post once in awhile. You bitches think that anyone that thinks different than you has to only be the person. That gets old. And 153 - who would defend that? Someone that doesn't make strange rules of how people should act on a socializing message board; especially a "fluff" thread like a Star Wars thread!
aw capn k's widdle feelings got hurt so she had to run here
it must be hell living in that miserable head
Hey Caroline, you are on a smack blog, what do you expect? If you can't work out what it is we do here, then fuck off, this isn't the place for you. Go back to kissing ass at the bukkit, it sounds like you are probably good at it.
164-Smack, but try not to look stupid when you do. Oh wait, too late.
Coming back to add on to my post #156.
I just realized that is a hair ~cut~ and not just pulled back? It IS almost as bad as Mary Mary! Why do so many women go all butch when they reach 50s? You're going to start being old when you look that old. You don't have to have long hair but FFS stop the butch
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136657
what an odd thread title.
OMG 167 I wasn't preparec for that one
Gawd, I hope she stops talking about it now.
Yup, she looks like an old lady. It aged her at least 15 years. I don't know if it is the hairdo or what, but she also looks like she gained about 40 plus pounds.
NOT impressed there Carla and you have made me even more positive that I will not stop coloring my hair until I am at least 70.
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ITA 100%.
Carla does look old with the gray hair, but then again some women don't give a shit about how they look. I guess if she doesn't give a shit, then she should rock on with her old hag self.
Of course, so many peas hate their sisters too. They hate everybody and then have the nerve to call us haters over here. They constantly complain about their family, their dh, their in laws, the kids, cousins, nephews, neighbors, teachers, delivery men, waitresses, sales clerks, etc but God forbid we say something negative about the peas.
And yes I say THEY because 99% of the time it's the SAME ones who are always bitching about someone.
Lmao, Lowrent is crapping her pants at PetEnthusiast on the Pearl Harbor threads for some reason.
L'Urine is off her meds. And having a tantrum that her Pearl Harbor thread isn't getting the same amount of replies as the two other threads.
Ramping up.
The ABA should be directed to LURINEs threads.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136657
Jeezus fucking Christ on a krispy cracker, by the thread title, I would have thought her kid had a bout of cancer after remission.
The kid is getting a new teacher. Big fucking deal. Tell your special snowflake to suck it up and get on with life. It happens all the damn time. @@
Why doesn't everyone just ignore all of the elenty billion threads L'Urine has start.
She needs serious psychaitric treatment. For REAL.
NPD & BPD look it up L'Urine and get admitted as an in-patient you fucking SOCIOPATHIC CUNT!
eleVenty
You'd be miserable too if you had obesity surgery and became a blimp again already!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=user&user_id=246606
Don't forget OCD 176
Lowrent needs to start an Elf on the Shelf or political thread.
Not being very Christian Conservative on the Pearl Harbour threads
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136657
Jeezus fucking Christ on a krispy cracker, by the thread title, I would have thought her kid had a bout of cancer after remission.
The kid is getting a new teacher. Big fucking deal. Tell your special snowflake to suck it up and get on with life. It happens all the damn time. @@
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What the fuck are you talking about? She doesn't mention anything about a new teacher. Her 16 month old baby has scratches on his arm.
I just looked, did you mean to link raindancer's thread?
Lowrent could bring Elf on the Shelf to a new level.
She'd start an "innocent" thread about it, wondering why Moms are using it as a crutch, and abdicating their parental responsibilities to a piece of plastic.
Or she'd go on some poor Pea's thread and wonder aloud if their Elf knows about that abortion she had at 16, or if said Pea knows that the Elf told her kid that she was at fault for her recent divorce, or (insert nasty rumor here) old L'urine wants to spread.
Lowrent was born to fling feces. She couldn't be a nice person, even if you paid her.
good luck with the future for that kid.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3136629
Let's face it. You ARE haters here. Denial ain't a river in Egypt.
184: word!
Smack is a form of hate. The need or desire to say such negative things about people, the need to make fun of people, the need to criticize people and make up ugly names for them. Can any of you really claim that this is not hate. Newsflash...it is hate. It's ugly and it's hateful. Be here since you obviously get some kind of sick pleasure out of it but don't try to tell yourselves that you're wonderful people.
Don't be hatin'!!!!!eleventy!!!!
184/186: You are truly what the Encyclopedia Dramatica calls "An Hero."
Jane, can you add Dalayney's I'm Persecuted Because I'm a Christian thread to the keeper list?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3136342&pg=1
Another vote for Delayney's cri de coeur. The title could involve her and Jeebus getting a room.
Has anyone ever tried to deny that fact that peas like L'Urine, squeals, BF, Annabella, etc. are hated?
Duh.
Also, the peas hate pretty much everyone, so what's your point?
My point is that you're all haters too and just as bitchy, cunty, crazy as anyone at the pod.
The pod made me a bitchy hater.
Go back to honking at people through the drive-thru window, 192.
Love the Pod. It's pure farce.
194: Nah, that's where you haters are - in the drive-thru window handing me my change.
186 - ITA!!!
The pod has all the klan members.
I'm a pea-hater and proud of it.
That's why I'm here and not ass kissing at the bukkit.
Well no, but you've just proven what a stupid cunt you are.
Those people through the drive-thru window actually work. They don't scream about cookie exchanges and evangelical persecution and sit around whining about how their husbands or wives don't love their whiny lardasses anymore.
You're not worth the scum on their shoes.
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