Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Space!

197 comments:

Anonymous said...

first or second!

Anonymous said...

You be first I'll be second

Anonymous said...

Turd!

Anonymous said...

ok fine, i'll be 4th!

Anonymous said...

So glad none of these people are part of my life... http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139589

Anonymous said...

Why is Jill's baby hispanic?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 196 Has this blog really only been around since the beginning of this year? I've only been posting here since April or so. To hear the peatards froth about it, it's been around for years, bashing kids, bullying people, and spreading lies all the time. @@

December 21, 2011 5:36 PM

They've been around since 2005 at least.

Anonymous said...

The Santa in Lumos signature looks pissed.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139769

Anonymous said...

God forbid anyone talk about anything they do, lest you broke ass fuckers see it as bragging. People buy things and go places all the time dumbasses. They do fun things and they talk about it and normal people are really fine hearing about it.

Get out of your mother's basement and enjoy life. And tell somebody about it. SMH

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 9 God forbid anyone talk about anything they do, lest you broke ass fuckers see it as bragging. People buy things and go places all the time dumbasses. They do fun things and they talk about it and normal people are really fine hearing about it.

Get out of your mother's basement and enjoy life. And tell somebody about it. SMH

December 22, 2011 6:17 AM

HO-STYLE *hostile lol* IN DA HOUSE!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 9 God forbid anyone talk about anything they do, lest you broke ass fuckers see it as bragging. People buy things and go places all the time dumbasses. They do fun things and they talk about it and normal people are really fine hearing about it.

Get out of your mother's basement and enjoy life. And tell somebody about it. SMH

December 22, 2011 6:17 AM

You missed the point, normal people (as you put it) don't do it on a message board, they do it to *real* normal people.

Earth to Reality! Earth to Reality!

Anonymous said...

You're just plain stupid 11.

Anonymous said...

You all are complaining online about people online that you've never met and here i am online pointing it out to you.

Anonymous said...

I am a hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3138670

Fuck. she's back. I don't think I hate a pea as much as I hate *hayhay*

FFS

Anonymous said...

There are peas that annoy me far more then hayhay, at least she's not pimping her hairbows. Yet, anyways.

Anonymous said...

Taking the picture from a downward angle makes you look thinner but that picture is the Tammy Faye Baker of downward angles. More is not better and it's not fooling anyone.

Anonymous said...

9 - hi yubon! no we're not jealous you went to disney, it's the way you talk about it as if it's the first time you got out of your lonely house this year.

Anonymous said...

There are peas that annoy me far more then hayhay, at least she's not pimping her hairbows. Yet, anyways.

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No, but she is pimping her pathetic excuse for a blog:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139718

Anonymous said...

Yep, both in real life ("friends" and from the internet (ie.e 2peas, the blog bitches, etc.) I found that being around people that were negative brought me down, made me feel bad so that they could feel good, and with the online people it was crazy that you could feel the negativity, toxic poison just oozing out from the computer.

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Kelleylo thinks the blog bitches have negative energy. That's funny--I haven't felt anything here as negative as at the bucket.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 12 You're just plain stupid 11.

December 22, 2011 8:11 AM

I'm sure your opinion matters..somewhere.

Anonymous said...

toxic poison just oozing out from the computer.

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and here I just though it was BO.

Anonymous said...

MRSA is the new bird flu with the peas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139821

STFU volt. She always has an explanation for everything. Always. Such a know it all bitch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3137989

Ok, here's what you do:
1. Open your mouth
2. A sound will come out as you start to speak
3. Tell him that you don't like him parking on your lawn.

Anonymous said...

Good advice, 25, so go lecture her about it. It's hardly as though your comment is so radical you can't make it over on 2peas.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139844

It's probably all of the almond extract that she has been using in Belle Magic's Dead Aunt cookies. Never mess with a dead aunt recipe.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe it's all that air whistling around inside her head.

Anonymous said...

STFU volt. She always has an explanation for everything. Always. Such a know it all bitch.
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Add sockmonkey, compwalla and mizindependent to that list.

Anonymous said...

Burning Feather is so ugly. The gray hair just helps her look worse.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139821

Some people get irritated so easily.

Anonymous said...

Pet Peeve: it is not...I had A eye exam. It is I had AN eye exam
why is it so hard for people to use a and an the right way?

Anonymous said...

Use "an" before a word that begins with a vowel. Their "on the spectrum" child can teach them that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139810

Yeah right. Magz ALWAYS has a story where someone slighted her or one of her kids. I don't believe anything she says. And at Christmas she always amps up the poor me stories.

Anonymous said...

30 - The sad part is BF is ugly on the inside, she should really make an effort to make her outside not match what comes out of her mouth.

Anonymous said...

That's what I thought, 34. Her story is BS through and through.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139702

Darkangel always seems like such a miserable bitch. Isn't she "special needs"? She always seems so damn mean.

Anonymous said...

You mean you can actually stand to read her posts, 37?

Anonymous said...

And the ones complaining about a relative being terminally ill, you'd think they would cherish Christmas since it will probably be their last one with their dying parent instead of wishing it would hurry up and be over.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Darkangel the one that had a Nintendo DS that was hers and she wouldn't allow her son to play it? Or something like that. She's a meanie.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139701

won't that weigh her hand down?

Anonymous said...

Darkangel is a batshit crazy troll, I have her on ignore so I don't accidentally engage with her thinking she's a normal person.

Anonymous said...

ITA 35

Anonymous said...

GAWD. ALL the holiday bitching. Miserable cunts.

I need to swear off the pod until at least Feb.

Anonymous said...

No 40 that is Mistymere or something like that.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/userprofile.asp?user_id=96783

This is the woman who took her chicken on vacation to the shore. Kook-oo.

Anonymous said...

AnnaBella, you suck.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3139604&pg=4

Vanessa newsflash you're not white, you can't pull off the blonde hair.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139953

Ummmm....here's an idea, get a job now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135099

They.are.cookies. It's not like they are the Magikal Beouf. Every freaking day, there is a question about these cookies. How do these people feed their families?

Anonymous said...

48-what the fuck? from the tiny avatar picture, she looks fucking white to me. Yeah, the hair is fake blond, but she isn't black you fucking dumbass.

Anonymous said...

51 - you don't know who Vanessa is. She's been on the board for 10 years, just got a new ID.

ps racist black people can look good with blonde hair. Beyonce comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

51-you're a dumbass if you don't know how to enlarge her avatar to get a close up of her mug and chest tat.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139892

troll amongst us tonight

Anonymous said...

lynloon is completely unhinged and out of touch with reality.

Anonymous said...

52-are you sure that is even the same Vanessa? I thought she left the bucket a few years ago.

Anonymous said...

Sorry hoochies, but Vanessa is as white as they come

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3135099

Wait. I thought Dodogshavebrains was going to be incapacitated and needing meals served to her in bed for 6 the next months?

Anonymous said...

58, of course she can't cook MEALS, but making cookies and cakes and desserts is totally different. I don't know how you can't understand that.
However she had a migraine yesterday and needed to have her eyes DILATED, she now she will have to go back on bed rest and won't be able to finish the cookies.
Maybe some kind church ladies will offer her grace and bless her with some.

Anonymous said...

Total drama queen, that one.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139946

Sweet Jeebus. You don't know what to have with pound cake???

Anonymous said...

Sorry hoochies, but Vanessa is as white as they come
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She's military, but half asian.

Anonymous said...

62-is this the Vanessa that had the stamp company with that Karen chick? if so, they were a couple of total bitches and the stamp company crashed and burned.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139953
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Jeebus, this woman has been bitching about her lazy ass husband for YEARS!! She has mentioned divorce so many times it makes my head spin.

Of course, she is LDS and related to MaryMary and Yaki. I am sure they love to see her bitch all the time.

I remember when Jumperhop was obese and her husband hated her. She got surgery and looks like her husband still hates her. Some dumb broads will never learn and she will never have the balls to leave his ass.

Anonymous said...

I remember when Jumperhop was obese and her husband hated her. She got surgery and looks like her husband still hates her. Some dumb broads will never learn and she will never have the balls to leave his ass.
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She'd have to get a job.

Anonymous said...

Does anybody else hope that Gail's new year resolution is to stop btt-ing her own thread?

Anonymous said...

Love 59's post. Dead on.

Anonymous said...

#62, she's not military, ex-hub was

Anonymous said...

Jumperhop says her dh never comes home in the evenings because he goes to his "geek clubs". WTH is that? I thought the LDS was all about family and spending time with family and church 24-7

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139977

These are JUST stocking stuffers? Jesus Christ, no wonder people are broke. I know some of it is cheap stuff, but some isn't. Damn.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139810

I see Magz got what she wanted. She made up another "she was mean to me/my child" story and got the praise she wanted for handling the horrible situation so well while getting the peas to talk about how mean the other person is. She is such a liar. She makes this shit up. I'd bet my life on it.

Anonymous said...

A few of those peas must have some big ass stockings.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139810

Yeah right. Magz ALWAYS has a story where someone slighted her or one of her kids. I don't believe anything she says. And at Christmas she always amps up the poor me stories.
December 22, 2011 5:41 PM

ITA. The only pea who is more prickly and butt-hurt more than her is AnnaBanana.

And just like AnnaBanana she is completely lacking in self-awareness and personal responsibility for her constant whining and bitching.

Anonymous said...

Darkangel is a batshit crazy troll, I have her on ignore so I don't accidentally engage with her thinking she's a normal person.
December 22, 2011 6:22 PM
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I have to agree-total troll. If she really was a "special needs" snowflake, WTF is up with her taking care of kids, relatives, and a house and shit? Are we supposed to believe that there is a whole houseful of retards somewhere and that out of a huge crew like that, DarkAngle is the most intelligent/responsible/capable? Really? Riiiight.

Total fucking troll.

Anonymous said...

58, of course she can't cook MEALS, but making cookies and cakes and desserts is totally different. I don't know how you can't understand that.
However she had a migraine yesterday and needed to have her eyes DILATED, she now she will have to go back on bed rest and won't be able to finish the cookies.
Maybe some kind church ladies will offer her grace and bless her with some.
December 23, 2011 1:09 AM

FTW!

Anonymous said...

Does anybody else hope that Gail's new year resolution is to stop btt-ing her own thread?
December 23, 2011 7:53 AM

LMAO! And YES!!!

Anonymous said...

On the stockings thread, did you see where one pea's kids use her husband's tooth brush to brush their own teeth when they can't find their own tooth brushes? Where the hell are they brushing that they can't find their own, and how disgusting that they use her husband's tooth brush! What else do they share?

Anonymous said...

Where the hell are they brushing that they can't find their own, and how disgusting that they use her husband's tooth brush!

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No worse disgusting than you having your DHs dick and balls in your mouth after being kept in a hot and sweaty enviroment all day long. Because you know you do.

Anonymous said...

Posted: 10/18/2010 9:51:34 AM

It is funny - I came back to this mb last month after not being around for years. I actually never even opened this thread because I had no idea what the title meant. I knew I must have grown up because the lure of a 8 pager wasn't even there...until about 3am when I couldn't sleep and I had read every other blog, mb, website and I thought I was just looking for something to read. All I can say is wow. 10 years ago when I first started posting here I was much younger. I had 'friends'. I had 'enemies'. I had a wise ass attitude that didn't come across very well in the written word - unless you knew me. I shared too much at times and didn't share enough at others, because it just wasn't anyone's business. I got swooped up in drama and to be honest I've left it all behind. It was in the past and I moved on. I can hardly remember the stupid shit that went on here. I had been stalked here, bullied and loved. Quite a few times these three things went farther than the message board and invaded my 'real' life. But, there were good times and well, that is what led me back here.

Anonymous said...

Then I read this thread in a fit of insomnia. Wow.

Few things that I read that kind of made me laugh. Makes me laugh because for such wonderful memories that we all tend to think we have, it is the little things that are so wrong they make me laugh. Some of the things are so little and really have no bearing on where ever this thread is going, but it just goes to show how information can get so skewed and twisted years later and even when things were/are happening. As stated in a previous post...in the grand scheme of things, none of this really matters anyway.


I remember how the LLPs were outed and it wasn't pretty. It started actually as an act of kindness. Karen and someone (sorry can't remember her partner) started a scrapping business with a military theme. I actually wanted to use some of their paper for my great uncle's Distinguished Service Cross citation. Anyway, one of the LLPs posted a link from their board to Karen's military business. So Karen, etc., were at a scrap show looking at the IPs of those who followed the link and found the LLPs. It got nasty after that.

Anonymous said...

We started a RUBBER STAMP company. It wasn't a military themed company. It was a rubber stamp company that had a line of military stamps. There wasn't any paper involved - but thank you for stating you would have used it. I honestly don't remember the timeline involved, but I wasn't at a scrap show looking at IPs. While it was two of us that owned the company, we had a TEAM of people that helped us out. We were following people that linked to us. It was fun to see our little company being discussed. It was fun to see who had interest in us. One link went back to the LLP board where they were WISHING US LUCK. The link was followed quite innocently. The team knew about the link and the hundreds of others that came to our site

Anonymous said...

The war in Iraq and the Bush administration had everything to do with the way we reacted on the board. Karen and Vanessa were part of the group that supported the war. I wasn't part of the LLPs so I don't know what they talked about, but my impression of what went on then definitely included bad feelings over the war issue. Maybe the LLPs formed so they could talk without everything becoming so personal.



I never stated my political views on this site or any other site. I think my friends know which way I lean - but I never outright spoke politics. I had good relations with many of the LLPs as well as many of the Right. I don't want to speak for the group of women that made up that board, but I believe they did it for a place for them to discuss their views amongst themselves. They were/are lovely women who didn't deserve any of this. None. It made and still makes my stomach ache to see those three letters (LLP) pulled into crap like this. There have been many times I wish I had never started a company, followed links, looked for marketing, etc. because when it come down to it, I was the owner and thus need to take the blame for what was done - even though what I did wasn't malicious. It was my name and my company that started this f*cking feud. I am truly sorry for everything.

Anonymous said...

Anyway, the one thing I never really got was why in the world would 2 women who were trying to get a business off the ground choose outing a message board group with the possibility of a good 2peas scandal OVER keeping it a secret & hoping for some business out of it. I never, ever got that. It seemed right along the same lines as exposing employers, kids names etc to me. A sort of "we found this out & how quickly can we share this info."

It was never like that - even though many want to think that. I started and ran a clean and straight and narrow company for 5 years. BUT, with the accusations and thoughts like this, believe me, it was very difficult to do.

I do know they weren't the 2 who brought it to the board, and as I said, this was my first 2 peas scandal so I don't even know them...but it was clear they had figured it out & then got on their own bat phone so to speak & let everyone know what they had discovered.

It just seemed like a bad idea. And super bad mojo for a new business.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for recognizing that i/we didn't bring it to the board. But, there was no bat phone. I can't control everyone. I learned that early on. The whole thing was bad mojo for a new business. It was a stumbling block that haunted me for years. To read message boards...yes plural..BOARDS telling people not to do business with us because we supposedly gave out everything from addresses to credit card numbers and we could not be trusted was sickening.

I don't know who taunted who. I don't know why some people feel it is necessary to bring others personal information to a public place. It is all sick. Look at this thread....it is a only a handful of people that were affected one way or another by this and the drama that ensued, yet everyone has an opinion or their 'memory' of the past. It was 5 years ago and everyone is letting one or two+ crazies get the best of them all over again. The others...well, it is time to let this all go. It was so long ago. That isn't meant as a handslap by any means. Please don't take it as that.

Now, to keep the spreadsheeters updated- although I wonder how accurate all those spreadsheets really are...lol-

I disolved my company a little over a year ago. The final two years I ran it myself. If anyone wants rubber stamps (not military - because that was only one line that was created FIVE years ago) - I can give them to you for a pretty damn cheap. LOL.

Once again, as the owner of the company that seemed to have started all of this, I take the responsibility and I am truly sorry. I apologized to the women of the LLP board years ago and I apologize again.

Karen

Anonymous said...

77 - wasn't that a hair brush she was talking about??

Anonymous said...

DREDGING UP 8 YEAR OLD, BORING AS HELL 'DRAMA' & PEAS NOBODY REMEMBERS?


NEWSFLASH: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK. *yawn*

Anonymous said...

79 - 84:


TL;DR

Anonymous said...

WTF is with the LLP archive and stuff about Karen and her rubber stamp company?

Is any of this being brought up at the pod, or do we have a new blog troll?

Anonymous said...

On the stockings thread, did you see where one pea's kids use her husband's tooth brush to brush their own teeth when they can't find their own tooth brushes? Where the hell are they brushing that they can't find their own, and how disgusting that they use her husband's tooth brush! What else do they share?

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she's talking about a hair brush

"Our kids come into our bathroom and use his brush every morning when they can't find their own brushes. Then they walk away with it and the next morning he has no brush to use on his own hair and he has to end up using mine (or his fingers)."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139718
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No. :P

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139985

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a. let's hope she's gone for good.

b. I call total BS on her getting 'run off'

3. :) Some of the very cunts who participate and START pile-ons are the same ones saying "I hate pile-ons" and "I don't do drama" fucking hypocrites

Anonymous said...

Thank you 91. Show me haters the thread of her getting "run off". Putasockinit is quite a storyteller, so I think some peas got tired of her shenanigans and maybe called her out on it.

No one "ran" her off the board. She stop posting under her own free will.

AND PLEASE...don't beetlejuice the bitch. It's been nice without her.

Anonymous said...

AND PLEASE...don't beetlejuice the bitch. It's been nice without her.
December 23, 2011 3:17 PM

A-fucking-Men!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140070

I don't understand people. She wants to hide the gifts her sister got for her kids because she didn't also send something for their mother and she doesn't want moms feelings to be hurt. WTF? For one thing, it's none of your business. Just give your kids their gifts and don't worry about whether your sister got her own mother a gift or not. Two, if your mother get upset that her grandkids got gifts and she didn't, then screw her. And three, it's YOUR SISTER. Talk to her. Ask her about it. Why are people so scared to talk to their own damn families.

Anonymous said...

WTF is with the LLP archive and stuff about Karen and her rubber stamp company?
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link?

86 - I find it interesting!

Anonymous said...

Who wrote 79?

Anonymous said...

79 - 84:


TL;DR
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What does that mean? The last post says she's Karen, but early up the posts are about Karen. Look you can't post this stuff here without telling us where it was posted and who said what. Context.

Anonymous said...

a. let's hope she's gone for good.

b. I call total BS on her getting 'run off'

3. :) Some of the very cunts who participate and START pile-ons are the same ones saying "I hate pile-ons" and "I don't do drama" fucking hypocrites

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Fucking bunch of shitbags. They really excell at re-writing history, evading responsibility and demonizing others, don't they?

Anonymous said...

Two, if your mother get upset that her grandkids got gifts and she didn't, then screw her.

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no shit. I just do not get all the butthurt about parents not getting gifts from their grown children. Grow the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

Teh GOOGLE is your friend 97.

Anonymous said...

Grow the fuck up.
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I've never seen a bigger bunch of thin-skinned, perpetually offended whiners in my life. The Christmas butthurt is all-encompassing.

Baby Jesus weeps.

Anonymous said...

Karen made her mark on the board by widely advertising that she stayed with her dh after he cheated on her and went on to have another child with him. She demanded that everyone respect her and her decision. See how well that worked out for her, they're divorcing now.

Vanessa made her mark on the board by demanding everyone have a peanut free what have you. It was like she wanted to change the world with her agenda.

Those two were friends with the original conservative rat pack: Vanessa, Karen, Jonell, Kelli, and baybuny.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139915

I thought you had an unusual obsession with food, lard, and drama.

Anonymous said...

Putabuttons over-the-top veneration of Palin was always good for a LOL.

Anonymous said...

I MISS PINEAPPLE!!!!

Anonymous said...

For a two people that had to expose the LLP to the board, those conservatives created their own yahoo group to supposedly gloat over the election of GWBush but who knows what else.

Anonymous said...

It's weird when people hold on to butthurt for years and years and then bring it up at the oddest moments. To people who really weren't involved, do not care, etc.

Mentally over the edge. Sad.

Anonymous said...

Pineapple painted herself into a corner and there's no face-saving way out for her. *poof* Gone.

Chick is WRONG about everything.

Anonymous said...

holy shit. lynlam is a special kind of lunatic.

Anonymous said...

I, for one, can't wait for the post-xmas pod meltdowns and disappointments!!!!

I have my popcorn ready!

Anonymous said...

Funeral sandwiches are as gross as the Majical Bouef. *retch*

Anonymous said...

Jonduh and pineapple got caught on the conservative board saying they like manipulating the pea board. Jonduh said it's like playing chess to him. @@ Um, ok...dipshit. Jonduh was also caught on a gay middle Eastern board flirting with boys twenty years younger than him.

Anonymous said...

Karen popped in with that post after Seanna kept playing coy and innocent about her role in the whole LLP situation trying to change the story. The thread was deleted soon after. BF and Ashtray got a good smacking too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3139953

guess the batphone summoned molove, she btt this thread hours after it was dead

Anonymous said...

It's weird when people hold on to butthurt for years and years and then bring it up at the oddest moments. To people who really weren't involved, do not care, etc.

Mentally over the edge. Sad.
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Anything and everything is relevant on the blog. If you don't like people talking about *you* stay off the blog.

Anonymous said...

BF and Ashtray got a good smacking too.
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Ashtray, love it! What was said to them? What was their involvement in all of this?

Anonymous said...

Cracks my shit up to find out that Karen in now divorcing her cheating ass fag husband. I remember back in the day she wayyyyyy overshared about the affair.

Baybunny-there is a blast from the past. The original bitch ass OC housewife of Peadom.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140129

Why should we care?

Anonymous said...

Read Sunshine and Light in Jane's epic posts archive above for Ashtray, AKA Kurzweil's role. She was one of the instigators. Pjaye and PDR had BF squirmin like Herman on that thread.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140096

Some more Kristchuns who just can't handle that their way isn't the only way (and a couple nice ones too). Led by the fearless Punch Princess and Typhus.

Anonymous said...

Oooooh. More butthurt! On top of all your other problems.

:( So sorry 115.

Anonymous said...

Jonduh and pineapple got caught on the conservative board saying they like manipulating the pea board. Jonduh said it's like playing chess to him. @@ Um, ok...dipshit. Jonduh was also caught on a gay middle Eastern board flirting with boys twenty years younger than him.

December 23, 2011 4:51 PM
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Because their fawning fans couldn't figure that out on their own. Oh wait. They're all one-dimensional retards like lynlam.

Anonymous said...

Funeral sandwiches are as gross as the Majical Bouef
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Can we give the Majical Bouef thing a rest. It just isn't funny in anyway.

Anonymous said...

Jane, happy holidays to you & yours! Thanks for giving us a place to congregate & bitch!

Anonymous said...

Why are they engaging that Bobby-J idiot?
Stop responding and he'll cease to think it's fun.

Anonymous said...

It's kind of the same thing as engaging with Lauren. They are just too stupid--they can't just leave it alone.

Anonymous said...

123-don't be a fun suck you twat.

The MAJIKAL BEOUF will ALWAYS be funny. Go suck a lemon!

All Hail da Majikal Beouf and little baby Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas! Let's take the weekend off from being bitches! lol

Anonymous said...

Let's take the weekend off from being bitches!
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let's not.

Anonymous said...

Was Nancy nally involved in "outing" them too?

Anonymous said...

What is LLP?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140136

some good drama not to be missed Mrs T

Anonymous said...

Typus is the most hypocritical ass I've ever had the misfortune to come across.

She has no problem whatsoever glomming onto some hyped-up, hysterical, untrue news story if it fits HER agenda.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhhh woe....Mrs t is upset about all the teacher-bashing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please note: poor bashing, Democrat bashing, union bashing, OWS bashing, Obama bashing, immigrant bashing etc etc etc are perfectly fine, sayth Mrs T.

Oh and student bashing is Mrs T's specialty.

Anonymous said...

I love how Skybar's lunatic ravings are consistently ignored.

Anonymous said...

Typhus is such a great kristshun.....

Bitch wouldn't know how to turn the other cheek if her life depended on it.

WWJD?

Chances are, the opposite of anything Typhus would.

Anonymous said...

Funny how silent she is on her doppleganger Amy Koch.

Anonymous said...

Typhus is an evil bitch. It's criminal that other people's children are subjected to someone like her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140216
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I'm picturing the scene when Satan's spawn shows up in 3D.

That poor fucking kid isn't going to stand a chance with her for a mother.

Anonymous said...

Typhus really needs to get off the boards and take care of her children.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure her kids are constantly unsupervised. And on the rare times they have her attention I would be money that she's shrieking and/or screaming at them and pretty much fucking them up.

Anonymous said...

I would also imagine that the majority of the responsibility for the kids falls on her DH when he's home. She makes no secret of the fact that since she makes more $ than him, she considers herself the head of the house.

Anonymous said...

What does her husband do? Tyler's husband?

Anonymous said...

What does her husband do? Tyler's husband?

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He cowers.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas blog bitches!

Just 'cause it is.

Anonymous said...

Her husband would rather play video games all night than go to bed and fuck her. He's her first child.

Anonymous said...

Jill's story about the pants on KikiN's thread was actually kind of amusing for once. More because of the therapist's reaction than anything else. But I always feel uncomfortable with how much she bitches about her family on a message board. She would come unglued if her husband was doing that about her on some morman man website. He may be a douche, but from what I've read over the years she treats her family like shit.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140147

Betsy, someone figured out that you've never worked Christmas Eve and that it was your turn. Why do you think people without children shouldn't ever get to spend Christmas Eve with their family?

Anonymous said...

He cowers.
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Winner!

Anonymous said...

Mr T carries her purse around for her. His balls are tucked into the side zipper pocket.

Anonymous said...

148, people like Betsy really piss me off. She isn't more special than anyone just because she has kids. Should someone whose children are grown have to work a holiday just so a whiner doesn't? I hope she has a crappy day at work, too.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas blog bitches!

Just 'cause it is.


Merry Christakwanzahannuaka to everyone, and hope that Santa brings lots of stories for the peas to bitch about!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140248

Child of grace, how about you sit down and SHUT UP?!

Anonymous said...

Someone called Mrs. T a bitch. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Betsy is a cunt.

She's also pretty damn lucky if this is the first time in 10 years she's had to work Xmas eve.

I'll join you in hoping that she has a craptastic day at work. Someone as selfish as her deserves a lot of misery.

Anonymous said...

I wish the Peas would RUN Typhus off the board. God knows we've tried.

Anonymous said...

I wish the Peas would just stick her crappy ass on IGNORE - when you have no-one to talk to, you soon stop talking.

Anonymous said...

unless your name is skybar. then you babble incoherently and endlessly, regardless of the chorus of crickets.

Anonymous said...

Is cdnstorelady's other peaname TankTop?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=user&user_id=25495

Picking up where she left off on the umpteen obsessive compulsive endless real estate threads

Anonymous said...

GailOH. "Merry Christmas animals." Weirdo.

Anonymous said...

Yet nowhere near as pathetic and "weirdo" as you being bothered by it on Christmas Eve.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140195

What the Fuck?? I don't get these morans. They ask the most fucking stoopid questions. How do you handle it when you lame ass kid at 12 (?) no longer believes in Santa?

I swear, these helicopter freaks try to stunt their children from growing up. They would rather have thumb suckers at the age of 19 that live in their basement. FREAKS!!

Anonymous said...

No wonder these kids need therapy.

Anonymous said...

161 - I feel that way about 162's post.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140272
no karma when you brag to the peas that you deserve brownie points

Anonymous said...

I can't believe there is a two page thread about "what do I do, my kid doesn't believe in Santa." Who needs "strategies" for that? WTF? That is stupid.

Anonymous said...

162, ITA

Anonymous said...

What I find stupid is a thread over do you open the stocking shit first or second? Do these people have nothing more substantial to create threads about? LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140244

Spiffie is a nutjob. What a thing to get pea livid about.

Anonymous said...

I agree w/all of the above. :)

Anonymous said...

Yet nowhere near as pathetic and "weirdo" as you being bothered by it on Christmas Eve.

*******

Thanks. Now STFU.

Anonymous said...

168 - I thought it was an important question considering today is CHRISTMAS.

Anonymous said...

ROFL at Spiffie's card! I have to admit I didn't get it either until Heartcat spelled it out. So I'm laughing at receiving that card and thinking WTF like the Spiffie. LMAO

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140316

well this explains why Kiwi-Jo is such a bitch on the board.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3139068

Dumb thread by BEF2008, doesn't explain the point of her post and what side she's on.

What's interesting about this thread is that 2 long term trolls posted on it: Bumpea and recap.pea who holy cow has been a pea for 5 years!, I'm sure we all remember her for btt the Lauren meltdown drama. Her avatar is of a pea with the number 10, as if she's trying to confuse us into thinking she's been here 10 years.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140190

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

$500 each on 5 month olds?? Insane.

Anonymous said...

Is Layce the twin sister of Al Franken?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140229&pg=2

I think the husband's gift was fucking hilarious. He obviously did it for the lulz.

The butthurt is epic.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was more mean then funny 178 kind of an asshole thing to do or frat boy.

Anonymous said...

It was an asshole thing to do.

Anonymous said...

"We don't buy them things throughout the year and they receive only modest gifts for their birthdays. So on Christmas we tend to go all out."

It's nice heartcat goes "all out" at Christmas but to me it's odd she claims not to buy them things through out the year.

Every so often we buy a few things here and there for the kids just because, it's not like at 9 he can get a job and buy what he'd like.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140190

Anonymous said...

I don't buy a lot for my kids throughout the year either, so I know what Heartcat is saying. My kids do get a small allowance, so if they want something they need to save and buy it with their allowance. Occasionally, they may ask to do extra chores to earn a little extra $$$.

Anonymous said...

Does Sammel seriously think she has the OP beat for worst gift received? The OP got no gift from her DH, she got a fucking mean prank. Your kids all got a $15 gift from their grandparents.

old pea new name
BucketHead

PeaNut 341472 - October 2007
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Posted: 12/25/2011 8:01:09 AM
I don't think you beat my financially stable, full time employed mil and fil spending $15 or less for three children. Yep. $15 for dd, who she sees several times a week. Clearance flannel pjs. Ds got a race track with no cars and no batteries.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140229&pg=2

Anonymous said...

I guess that's the difference no allowance for my kids, but if they ask for something and it's in the budget I'll get it for them regardless of whether it's July or Dec 25th.

Anonymous said...

Spiffie is a nutjob. What a thing to get pea livid about.
December 24, 2011 8:48 PM

Word. Sounds like she's the daughter from hell.

Anonymous said...

That isn't the first time Spiffie has complained about her mom and her moms boyfriend. It's at least the 3rd or 4th time. She needs to grow up and worry about her own family and let her mom have a life.

Anonymous said...

$500 each on 5 month olds?? Insane.
December 24, 2011 10:16 PM

Yes, it is. Absolutely. But then, consider the source, and it's not very surprising. She's an insane cunt, rivaled only by janedoescrapper2.

If there was anything that could make me believe in god, it would be the fact that peatards like them are infertile. It really does seem as though that was intelligent design at work.

But then, if there were a god, he would have made sure they didn't have the money to perpetuate their evil cuntiness by bringing forth their science experiment babies and/or being able to buy babies from some dumb, knocked up tramp.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140351

We don't care, tell your family, if you can get online, you're not that sick.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140333

Beer with Christmas dinner? low class

Anonymous said...

Beer with Christmas dinner? low class
December 25, 2011 9:29 AM

@@ And just what would be classy enough for your hoity-toity ass?

Every poster who mentioned beer also mentioned wine and/or other types of alcohol.

You're totally reaching?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140283

thank you mapchic! lol

Anonymous said...

Every poster who mentioned beer also mentioned wine and/or other types of alcohol.

You're totally reaching?
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That's because it's the men that were drinking beer while the ladies had wine. Common let's face it, beer isn't exactly high class.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if those people aren't sitting at the dinner table but just scattered around the living room? Yeah I can't imagine having a beer can open at a formal dining table when the good china is out.

Jane Doe said...

New space is up! ;)

Anonymous said...

You do realize 194 that beer also comes in bottles and they now have these things called mugs that you can pour your beer into thus not needing can or bottle? Geeze climb down off your high horse and relax.

Anonymous said...

Not all beer comes in cans, and they make these things called glasses...

I split an Ommegang Abbey Ale with my brother-in-law last night, I can assure you neither one of us had our hands down the front of our pants or a mouth full a chew.

Anonymous said...

You know what's not very high class? The phrase "high class."

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