Thursday, January 12, 2012

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Anonymous said...

First?

Anonymous said...

thanks for fixing it, this is better than the otherway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144529

I'm kind of surprised that nobody has questioned her story. Sorry.

Thanks, Jane!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144544

I'm starting to like pepea. I like it when people don't jump on the pea bandwagon.

Anonymous said...

thanks Jane! that other format was completely annoying

Anonymous said...

"Here's why I think it might have been stolen. There was an incident at the mall where a lady fell and when I stopped to help her some people crowded around, including a couple of sketchy guys. I felt funny about it but
my wallet was there when was over. I noticed later that a zippered pouch where I kept receipts and gift cards was gone but I could have just lost it somewhere else. I've been hoping the package would turn up but I'm losing hope.

Did you file an international claim?"
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Right two "sketchy" guys manage to get into your wallet and ignore credit cards and cash but take a USPS receipt for some international box you've mailed.

Quick someone turn on the Bat Signal and alert Bruce Wayne!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144460

Anonymous said...

You read it wrong 6, a zippered pouch was "taken".

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to like pepea. I like it when people don't jump on the pea bandwagon.
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I dont think she's all that fantastic. She likes being a handslapper just to be a cunt.

Anonymous said...

If you disagree with pepea, it must be because you are racist@@.

Anonymous said...

Pepea is a bitch just for the sake of being a bitch.

Anonymous said...

What happen? Y'all kwityerbitchin' 12 hours ago?

Anonymous said...

LOL The blog is back to normal, nothing to bitch about. Go figure, right?

Anonymous said...

"People who swear sound like uneducated "trailer trash". Just think of that every time you are about to swear. That always helps me."

Takes one to know one there muellertime

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144645

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144610

Sorry but this story sounds like bullshit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144610

Sorry but this story sounds like bullshit.
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Ahhh yeah. Completely.
And if it is true...nobody noticed the 2 year old watching them play video games? Good thing she wasn't chewing on poison while no one was watching.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3144590&pg=1

Squillen is first in line to handslap the OP for using the term "redneck" and defend the South.

Except the OP is from Alabama, herself. Oops.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3144691

Seriously? "dagnammit" is a swear? Sure it's sort of like dammit but come on live a little.

Anonymous said...

Not much action on here.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144610

Sorry but this story sounds like bullshit.
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Total bullshit. The two-year old was pounding on the car's window with her little fists? While strapped into her car seat? Maybe the kid did hate the cops, but it wouldn't be because of some video game. Someone feels the need to make a dramatic point.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144742

Kinley-Pea, you are a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^
You too, missnastybitts.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144744

Look at the picture in Lumos signature. Is that the grumpiest Santa ever or what?

Anonymous said...

missnastybitts.

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Love this!

Anonymous said...

JanelK criticizing Faith Hill's hair and style. The cognitive dissonance is strong with that one.

Anonymous said...

All those women criticizing Faith Hill need to take a long hard look at themselves. None of them could win a pig prize at a county fair.

Anonymous said...

Sylvidiot has returned to the Pod to praise St. Tebow. The wingnuts are not going to be happy when he comes out of the closet.

Anonymous said...

I'd be complaining about the stink too. Her kids are smarter than she is.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144768

Anonymous said...

Just curious . . . how many smacking bitches are overweight? I am.

Anonymous said...

28 - do you honestly think any of them will admit to it? Everyone here is a perfect 10.

/sarcasm

Anonymous said...

Well it's anonymous. No biggie if they say.

Anonymous said...

LOL *OLD TYPE POLL* LOL

Type 1 for yes.

Type 2 for no.

couldn't resist

Anonymous said...

I'm on the border of being overweight. It looks worse because I'm short. But I am working on it! (seriously, not pea "working on it.")

Anonymous said...

Enough of this Tebow shit. Hoping the Broncos go DOWN on Saturday night so people will stfu about him!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144818

Sounds like you need to cancel your Disney trip and put some money in savings for emergencies.

Anonymous said...

T-bone is a loser!

Anonymous said...

Why should she do that, 34? She could just ask the peas to donate money to her so she doesn't have to touch her Disney money for boring stuff like bills... worked for Libis!

Anonymous said...

I'm not overweight. I'm actually getting divorced and am way too skinny now. I could care less if other people are fat though. I'm just happy I'm not.

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I think an amusing little Riesling is the wine equivalent of an achingly sharp cheddar.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144619

this sounds like a lifetime movie of the week. If the exdh is that dangerous then the ex wife should move away.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you're way to skinny there 37, you're probably also a rocket surgeon and people trip over themselves at Wal Mart when you walk down the aisle.

Anonymous said...

38, I think the story has officially jumped the shark. Only peas would believe it now.

Anonymous said...

you want an honest "Just curious . . . how many smacking bitches are overweight? I am."

well I'm about 15 lbs over weight now and go to about 10 lbs over weight in the summer....I am tall and my doctor says don't worry about it because I have been around same weight for over 10 years..and I have NEVER been on a diet my entire life..just sayin

Anonymous said...

aw man, who let missyob come back to the pod.

more duckface on an old woman (not a good look for anyone but ick)

Anonymous said...

Just seems like most of the peas are so big.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3144747&pg=2
Another one with a sad case of the pudgies.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144907

Has busypea always been such a know-it-all bitch, or did it just recently start? She's giving Gray Hair a run for her money.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144917

wow that is scary! 5 years ago she was on a ship and it JUST sank! OMFG! She is SOOOOO lucky!

Anonymous said...

Yep, 46. Leave it to a pea to find a way to make drama or news all about THEM.

Anonymous said...

Really, 46 and 47? How many folks do you think said 'I was just in the twin towers a while back and now look what happened'?

Anonymous said...

I was booked on a ferry for the exact day it sank..but had to postpone the trip due to work the week before. I was like wow..but not WOW!

Anonymous said...

Have you ever heard of a mortgage company doing door to door to collect payments? I am at my sisters house and someone just knocked on the door and asked if she was "Jane Doe" and she said yes and then told they were from XYZ and here to collect her payment or to please give XYZ a call asap. WTF??? My sister said her payment is due on the 13th which was yesterday and it's been paid, but wasn't mailed until the 12 so maybe they didn't get it but in any case, WTF? That is ridiculous and weird.Is that normal?

Anonymous said...

Busypea never used to be that bad (under her old screen name). But in the past year I've had to roll my eyes at her ... her perfect organic diet, she's gifted, her kid is gifted, she's a financial wizard, she makes lots of money, she's an Apple know it all, etc.

Anonymous said...

51-what was her old pea name?

Anonymous said...

her perfect organic diet, she's gifted, her kid is gifted, she's a financial wizard, she makes lots of money, she's an Apple know it all, etc.

I know right? I'd be jealous too if I couldn't be that awesome.

Anonymous said...

You forgot busypeas dh is hung like and horse and she cums in under 3 minutes. Every.single.time.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you're way to skinny there 37, you're probably also a rocket surgeon and people trip over themselves at Wal Mart when you walk down the aisle.
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I'm 37, and I don't shop at Walmart. I'm also not saying I am hot. I am skinny though and I fucking like it that way. Rock on with your fat self though.

Anonymous said...

50 are you stupid enough to think your sister is telling you the truth?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144988

Like, totally, omigod! (What are they, 12? Are they going to send him a MASH note?)

Anonymous said...

busypea has been extra cunty for the past few months.

What was her other/old screen name?

Anonymous said...

Yes, really 48.

That thread was over the top stupid with regard to her having been on the cruise ship.

Suck it, pea.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144983

I am very, very tired of hearing her talk/brag about their new house. It is very, very annoying.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144818

Shut the fuck up!! I think we should have a section of the board called: Insignificant Problems of Stupid Fucking White Women.

Jeezus Christ.

Anonymous said...

Sorry we can't all be poor and brown 61.

Anonymous said...

Being brown and poor has nothing to do with it, dumbass. Her "emotional" rollercoaster is fucking stupid bullshit.

Anonymous said...

I'm not 61, but calling decisions about a Disney vacation "an emotional roller-coaster" is a bit much. It's a vacation, not a life or death decision.

Anonymous said...

61 brought race into, she could have said Insignificant problems of Stupid Fucking Women.

Anonymous said...

65-expand your horizons. have you never seen "White Girl Problems" before?

Anonymous said...

jenje is a perfect example of yet another self-absorbed, materialistic CHRISTJUN who thinks that downgrading your hotel on a Disney vacation is a crisis. I'm surprised she didn't request oodles of prayers over this life-altering trauma.

I'll bet she's on the same type of casserole rotation as 2peafuckful.

Anonymous said...

busypea was julia_in_oregon or something like that. She's become a lot more self righteous it seems.

Anonymous said...

I think you're right, 68. I never noticed that other UN, but busypea has been ramping up the self-righteous, know-it-all cuntiness for a while now.

She reminds me more and more of CamiCar

Anonymous said...

Christ, there are some stupid bitches over there on that haircut/old ladies drooling over young dick thread.

Then you have CuntyUpNorth, the biggest idiot of them all proving that she has no idea of what an actual schlong looks like.

I'd bet money that her husband will only fuck her in complete darkness.

Christ, she's so fucking stupid. And beyond ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144983

I am very, very tired of hearing her talk/brag about their new house. It is very, very annoying.
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I'm sick of it too. And I don't begrudge anyone from getting a nice new house, but this broad can't make up her own mind on ANYTHING. She has no personal opinions, she is easily swayed one way or the other, and THAT is what makes me roll my eyes and avoid her posts.
What color to paint a contemporary house?
What kind of a couch for a contemporary house? What should I wear in a contemporary house?
What shall I make for dinner in a contemporary house?
How shall I dress my child in my new contemporary house?
Just STFU will you?

Anonymous said...

Paigepea was the same way when her kids were babies. Bitch is incapable of thinking or acting on her own. She has less common sense than a gnat.

Anonymous said...

Just had dinner with a friend of mine who is a doc. In his opinion, fibro is a made up illness. It's real to the patient in their head and not treated with pain meds, but rather neurological meds.

Anonymous said...

So fucking thrilled the Patriots won. Now we can stop hearing the Tebow.

Anonymous said...

A-fucking-men 74. A-fucking-men.

Anonymous said...

50 are you stupid enough to think your sister is telling you the truth?

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I think her point was a mortgage company sending someone door to door collecting payments. I've never heard of that either and yes I think it's strange.

Anonymous said...

Let there be no doubt that Cindyupnorth is a complete and utter idiot.

Anonymous said...

Oh goody! Now Tebow has more free time to spend circumcising poor Filipino kids.

Anonymous said...

76 - try thinking for at least one second before you post. Would they send someone to the door if she paid in time or was one day late? No they wouldn't. If it gets as far as sending someone in person then she is probably many months behind in payments. Or it's an non legit "loan"

I have never been behind in payments, so no idea what they do, but as sure as hell they don't do it one day later. The sister is just to embarrassed to admit what sort of shit she got herself into.

Anonymous said...

So fucking thrilled the Patriots won. Now we can stop hearing the Tebow.
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Since Tebow and his adoring followers attributed all those miraculous wins to God, will they now blame God for their spanking, or does God love the Patriots and good-hair Brady more?

Deep philosophical thoughts for an early Sunday morning LOL!

Anonymous said...

I'm going with the good hair Brady. Plus the Broncos have ugly uniforms.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144290

Here's why I'd skip the gastric bypass and try diet and exercise if I were obese. I'd rather be fat then have these problems.

Anonymous said...

Just had dinner with a friend of mine who is a doc. In his opinion, fibro is a made up illness. It's real to the patient in their head and not treated with pain meds, but rather neurological meds.

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So what your saying is that doctors made up this illness to diagnose their patients with? What does that say about doctors then?

Anonymous said...

You're right! All the doctors in th world convened and agreed together to all accept this. Bravo!

Anonymous said...

It says the doctors are trying to treat hypochondriacs who "think" they are ill when in reality they tend to be overweight housewife's with no life.

Anonymous said...

What I found with fibro is its catchy. I worked in a place where there were mostly women,a medical field..support staff,nurses,admin ect. Once one person was diagnosed then they all started getting it..one by one they were off on sick leave. We lost about 15 staff in a matter of a couple of months...It was crazy.I know the moral of the place sucked,and they were all depressed. Im pretty sure it was all in their heads,and if they ALL got off their fat asses and got into shape they would have felt better. They just sat around then when they had to something physical they were sore the next day....hence fibro-sore joints and muscles-pressure points.

Anonymous said...

It's not news that fibro is a made up illness. As for why doctors diagnose it? $ and they are tired of being hounded by a bunch of crazy hypochondriacs. It's also not news that doctors push unnecessary drugs for $.

Name one fibro pea who is not a fat, bored housewife or on her way to quitting working because of the "fibro pain"

The biggest hypochondriac I ever worked with was so excited when "fibro" was starting to get diagnosed. She had run out of every other conceivable reason to go on medical leave and getting a fibro dx made her positively orgasmic.

Anonymous said...

It says the doctors are trying to treat hypochondriacs who "think" they are ill when in reality they tend to be overweight housewife's with no life.

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I actually asked him about this... he said it tends to be the opposite. Normal weight female patients with depression, hence his treating them with neuro (I forgot the term) drugs. Basically antidepressants. He said they don't treat it with pain meds because there is no pain and it's really in their heads.

But, that's just one doctor's opinion.

Anonymous said...

meh I've only ran into overweight fibro patience's. I'm sure there are some skinny to normal weight cases too. All I know is until there is definitive test for it, fibro sounds made up so people with it can whine about things and say poor me.

And to our resident fibro sufferer who works through the pain, never complains and won't wish it on anyone I hope you feel better.

Anonymous said...

crap before the grammar/spelling Nazi jumps on me yes I see I used the wrong patient. hmmmm maybe I'm coming down with fibro and am in a fog.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3143868&pg=2

KristinL16 needs to realize that asking a bunch of questions about sports bras, what to wear when working out, what time do peas work out will not make her lose weight. She needs to get her ass moving and just do it.

Anonymous said...

lol I know 91 I was thinking if the peas worked out as much as they claim to there won't be so many chunky ones.

Anonymous said...

Miss Nastybitts is angry that so many people are buying GS cookies to support the transgendered girl. Weird, because she's a big Squillen Cookie booster.

Anonymous said...

What's with people putting their gross feet as their avatar?

Anonymous said...

Lynloon is fire breathing from the safety of the Mitt Romney thread. She and Typhus should just get a room.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that even lynloon would stoop as low as getting it on with Typhus.

Anonymous said...

There's not a lesbo out there who would be desperate enough to take on the Typhoid. That kind of desperation is reserved for the loser guy that was actually hard up enough to marry her. That had to be one horny, way desperate virgin! I can only imagine what a nasty loser he is.

Anonymous said...

76 - try thinking for at least one second before you post. Would they send someone to the door if she paid in time or was one day late? No they wouldn't. If it gets as far as sending someone in person then she is probably many months behind in payments. Or it's an non legit "loan"

I have never been behind in payments, so no idea what they do, but as sure as hell they don't do it one day later. The sister is just to embarrassed to admit what sort of shit she got herself into.

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Ok, I'm the one who posted about this. You may be right about my sister being behind on her payments. I don't really care about that. However, I do know it's a legit loan with a bank. My question was just about sending people door to door to collect money period. I had never heard of that before. It just seemed strange that a bank would send people out door to door to collect mortgage payments. That's all I was saying.

I mean like you are just going to hand over money to someone who "says" they are from XYZ when they come to your door. Seems a little nuts to me.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144774

They're going to look even dumber if it turns out that he has a legitimate medical problem. I admit the timing is...interesting, but the peas act like they know everything about everything, including a stranger's medical condition.

Anonymous said...

Sandusky also has a timely medical issue.
"It's Contagious" it seems..

Anonymous said...

John Edwards is in his late 50's and Sandusky is a lot older. It wouldn't be unheard of for either of them to be having medical problems.

I haven't even opened that John Edwards thread. What a bore.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144290

Here's why I'd skip the gastric bypass and try diet and exercise if I were obese. I'd rather be fat then have these problems.
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I'd rather be thin thru gastric bypass than deal with complications from diabetes, high blood pressure, chronic back pain........not everyone who has gastric bypass surgery has the problems this chica is having.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145152

note to self, don't ever buy a log home. It sounds icky.

Anonymous said...

From the overall picture it makes sense that Edwards' health is beginning to break down. He's lost his career, his credibility, his wife, his good name, probably nearly all of his friends, his political future, and he's looking at prison, now.

Although he chose her, his mistress is a nutbag, and he has three kids that still need raising and support. That would bring serious health issues to anyone, no matter how self-made the situation is. He's gone from jerk to sad sack in three years. And it is kind of unseemly for the Peas to be all gleeful about it. But hey, it's the Peas.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Designing? A recycled Pea? Or someone who got lost on the way to Free Republic?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3145141&pg=2

They'd have a flipping cow if some man said he wouldn't date a single mom of six kids.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145187

This one oughta be fun.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145182

misshair is a total whackadoodle. this is about her dog. she is one bizarre chick

Anonymous said...

note to self, don't ever buy a log home. It sounds icky.

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There are some very nice ones being built today. Some are very modern and open while others tend to be a bit cozier.

Anonymous said...

If misshair is upset about her dog's hair, just wait until he rolls in some rabbit shit or something. What did she think she was getting, a robot dog? Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

check misshairs past posts she is a weirdo

Anonymous said...

"They are rough. I can vacuum the dust off easily, but there are some soiled areas."

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Sorry 109 but TankTop is not selling me on the joys of living in a log cabin. It's 2012, time to have walls.

Anonymous said...

I have no love for PP, but that Designing chick is being a complete psycho cunt to her (and a condescending twat to Lucy) on the Mitt thread.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145229

Anybody else wonder why she had an Arab running through the snow?

Arab= person. Arabian= horse.

Anonymous said...

yeah, I clicked to see if Alaska had been invaded by terrorists.

Anonymous said...

Arabian could also mean a Saudi (person).

Anonymous said...

The amount of venom on the John Edwards is telling. They peas posting on that thread talking about karma may themselves be in for a little surprise at sometime in the future.

Who the hell knows what was going on in that marriage?

Anonymous said...

Oh come on 117 there is no possible way you can justify what John Edwards did. Sure the peas should stfu but come on the man is a sleaze ball.

Anonymous said...

118, I'm not saying he's not a scumbag. He started an affair with someone when his wife was diagnosed with Stage IV breast cancer. That's pretty shitty.

I'm saying that karma is indeed a bitch and people should be very very careful wishing harm on someone else, even if what he/she did is just abhorrent.

And John Edwards always seemed like a skeevy used car salesman to me.

Anonymous said...

It really gets on my nerves when a bunch of fat, frumpy old housewives bag on people like Reese Witherspoon, etc. and criticize hair, looks, etc. of really gorgeous people.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145208

The line about her liking squared-off jaws/chins and that is what attracted her to her husband made me laugh because according to the picture under her username, her husband has a weak jaw and a double chin.

Anonymous said...

121-LMFAOOOOOOO..YEAH, Mr. Puffy is really looking square jawed. What a goober.

Anonymous said...

121 and 122...all the peas know that a goatee really squares off that jaw and makes their dough boy husbands look like John Wayne, Gary Cooper and Brad Pitt all rolled into one man.

Who can't stop shoveling potato skins into his mouth.

While playing World of Warcraft

And either not sleeping with them, or giving them their first orgasm in less than 45 seconds and multiple orgasms throughout the night

Anonymous said...

Haha. Yeah, her husband is pretty much the opposite of the strong, square-jawed type.

More like nasty, yeasty doughboy.

Anonymous said...

I have no love for PP, but that Designing chick is being a complete psycho cunt to her (and a condescending twat to Lucy) on the Mitt thread.

I know! What is that? She looks like a cross between something from the Planet of the Apes and a caveman.

Anonymous said...

Do we have to stoop to insulting looks? There are so many other things the peas leave themselves open to.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145211

does anyone know who the hell this is or did anyone ask for an update? who the hell cares about any of this shit? I'll tell ya - no one - that's why no one responded.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145273

23 and 3 kids, that's your problem

Anonymous said...

She's not asking anything about having that many kids so young, she's asking about making friends. Way to be a bitch for no reason.

Anonymous said...

127 She's making it look like a update but really she's shilling whatever it is she does for a living. Asian ball jointed dolls?

Anonymous said...

129 - you're missing the point, she chose not to have a life at such a young age, then can't find other people in the exact same position - immature adults who have kids year after year.

Anonymous said...

Did you notice she said she said she and her dh got out of the military 2 years ago (but hasn't bothered to change her username or location), how exactly was *she* in the military if she was knocked up the whole time?

Anonymous said...

She's 23 she probably joined at 18 with a 4 year enlistment she would have been getting out at 22. She probably took an early out at 21 with her second kid. You can be in the military and "knocked up" you just can't join the military while pregnant.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145284

I didn't think people over the age of 10 had favorite videos from Weird Al.

Anonymous said...

Do we have to stoop to insulting looks? There are so many other things the peas leave themselves open to.

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In Designing's case, the unfortunate outside matches her ugly inside. That is one angry twunt.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145342

kikipea really wants to be the lead on "get cards to Wholarmor.

ps good thoughts to wholarmor sucky thing to happen.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145110

It must suck to be so ridiculously jealous of someone you've never met and never will meet.

Amen, 136.

Anonymous said...

I really hope Kris and her family are all ok, but I'm thinking the last thing on the family priority list right now is ensuring that a bunch of scrapbooking housewives can send cards to some third party. Chillax a bit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145321

They should try being a petite size. It's either Teen Wear or Granny Wear. The plus sizes have a better selection (and more acceptance) than petite sizes.

Anonymous said...

They should try being a petite size. It's either Teen Wear or Granny Wear. The plus sizes have a better selection (and more acceptance) than petite sizes.
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More acceptance? OMG, really? The worst your petite Gap Kids wearing ass will be called is "cute". Give me a break.

Anonymous said...

Try being a petite size and mentioning that you can't find anything that fits well and isn't Teen or Granny. See what happens.

My sister is a plus size and she has an easier time than I do.

Anonymous said...

If you are a petite and have a slender build with no breasts or hips it's easy. If you have a woman's shape it's very hard at any size. A size zero with a C cup can't find much in petites.

Anonymous said...

Try being overweight with a petite frame. PS. Don't rip me a new asshole about how an overweight person can't be plus size. They can. It sucks the big wally whacker. I will take being just petite over being fat petite.

Dumbfuck.

Anonymous said...

When I shopped in the plus size section, the clothes manufacturers all assume that just because I'm fat, I'm fat ALL over. My legs were always more thinner than my belly, where I carry the majority of my excess weight. Even now, 100 lbs lighter but still with big boobs, I have to buy an XL shirt JUST to get it to fit my chest!

Anonymous said...

Fucking YAWNfest.

Stacy & Clinton said...

Get thee to a tailor.

Anonymous said...

I really hope Kris and her family are all ok, but I'm thinking the last thing on the family priority list right now is ensuring that a bunch of scrapbooking housewives can send cards to some third party.
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Totally agree, 138. Let them be till things settle down a little. Good golly. Pretty sure Grandma has her hands full and other stuff on her mind.

And, yes, wishing the best to the whole family.

Anonymous said...

Weird Al rocks! No matter what age you are! Dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145435

3...2...1 until Carla chimes in. Probably with pictures.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145439

Captain K zings Annabella twice--and Annabella apparently didn't notice.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145443

WTF is Punchprincess trying to say here?

Anonymous said...

Is it not obvious 151? She lives in the ghetto

Anonymous said...

YEAH, keep telling yourself that:

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"cycworker
PeaNut 159331 - July 2004
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Posted: 1/16/2012 6:41:50 PM

I'm 41 and I have gray. Haven't dyed it and never will. I wish more people would take that approach. I think our culture's obsession with trying to appear younger than we are is unhealthy. I also think the people who dye their hair aren't fooling anyone. You don't look young. You look like someone trying to pretend you're young. I think it's a little sad, really. "
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I find women who give up when they hit 30 to be the sad ones. Nothing wrong with making yourself look better (not mousy and drab), unless your idea of better is ultra platinum bimbo blonde.

Anonymous said...

Sure 150 (Captain K) real zinger there when the pics AnnaStupida has are San Francisco, not NYC.
Could you BE more dense?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145431


Can you imagine the postage needed for those invitations if Heartcat is involved? I hope for the couple's sake her speech is more pithy than her written narcissistic blathering on and on.

Anonymous said...

I'm 150 and I'm not Captain K. And the first zinger was about A's birthday parties.

Go take a chill pill.

Anonymous said...

Sure 150 (Captain K) real zinger there when the pics AnnaStupida has are San Francisco, not NYC.
Could you BE more dense?
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PIMP! LOL Who cares where she lives?

Looks like AB has that troll on ignore, don't blame her.

Anonymous said...

Sure 150 (Captain K) real zinger there when the pics AnnaStupida has are San Francisco, not NYC.
Could you BE more dense?

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My avatar has a pic of Australia when I vacationed there, but doesn't mean I live there. DERRRRR!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I would imagine that everything except celebrity/tabloid gossip escapes Annabella's notice.

If it's not completely shallow, she's not gonna notice.

Anonymous said...

What does Captain K want Annabella's street address? I find this creepy.

Anonymous said...

Captain K IS creepy. And a total troll.

Anonymous said...

160-
Because she has a big old LEZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbian crush on her.


-a case of being attracted to one's intellectual mirror image

Anonymous said...

Any cunt that uses analogies that like mrstyler about "a baby trumps an animal's life every single time" is an obvious hillbilly ignoramous and not worth debating.

Anonymous said...

An innocent living creature like that fuck Romney's poor dog trumps a hypothetical being every single time douchenut! Amazing who they allow to teach up in the white trash tundra.

Anonymous said...

Annabella doesn't live in San Francisco. Maybe she traveled there recently.

Anonymous said...

165 & 158 no kidding, actually the point. Regardless of where she really lives Captain Kook was using the fact that she has those pics on every posts to be NYC (they are SFO) as wanting people to think she lives there. Captian K is the DERRRRRRRR one there not only for location but ASSuming that a pic would mean residence.

Anonymous said...

Of COURSE Typhoid would take the dude with 6 kyyydddssss. What a fat fucking brainless twat as usual.

Anonymous said...

Holy fucking HELL!:
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I know you said other than tacos, but what about taco in a bag?

Cook your gr beef same as you do for tacos, then you throw all your taco ingredients (tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, sour cream, salso, etc) in single serve bags of Doritos (red bag) be sure to cut open along one side from top to bottom, easier to eat out of. Really easy clean up, too.

Anonymous said...

I would TOTALLY strap ALL of Mrs Typhoid's babies to the roof and not bat an eye

Anonymous said...

Taco in a bag! It's majikal!

Anonymous said...

meh I've had the taco in the bag meal before it's actually pretty good. Not award winning cuisine but it'll do every now and then.

Not every meal has to be an award winning organic free range feast.

Live a little people. No one gets out alive.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145445

Correct me if I wrong but I thought the Hunger Games was a book for kids?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, so were the Twilight books but the reading level at the pod isn't so high. With MrsT as one of our nation's teachers, it is no wonder the idiocracy is growing.

Anonymous said...

lol The Hunger Games thread is a hoot, love how they all try to one up each other with "my child was 11 but so mature" and "my child was 10 blah blah." Then Dalai Mama has to swoop in with "my kid was 8"

I have a 9yo ds who's still trying to get through all the Wimpy Kid books. Guess I can save his college and use it for a Disney vacation. ;)

Anonymous said...

opps college fund duh...but you all figured it out right?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3144818
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OMG I'm so relieved for her

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Anonymous said...

Live a little people. No one gets out alive.

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I love you.

Anonymous said...

so it's pretty evident that almost everyone has come to hate/ridicule mrs t.

and she has no one to blame but herself.

Anonymous said...

i've heard of 'chili in a bag'....i think it's pretty common is some areas.

doesn't appeal to me.

Anonymous said...

chili in a bag of doritos? WTF?

Anonymous said...

I know, seriously, 180. I certainly am one to "live a little" but THAT is just beyond horrifying even by typical Pea standards, and I wouldn't even WANT that on occasion or otherwise. I LOVE me some Buffalo wings at times, but to dump taco meat into a BAG of DORITOS and eat out of it. Uh NO.

Anonymous said...

I remember when the Harry Potter books came out. Lots of them said their snowflakes read them in first grade. Whatevs @@

Anonymous said...

I bet that "chili" is a can of Hormel (aka dog food) dumped into those grody Dorritos. Can you get more trailer trash ghetto fab?

Anonymous said...

EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

Anonymous said...

I used to think Typus was just clueless. I'm now convinced that she's just a mean, hateful, shit-stirring, dishonest witch.

Anonymous said...

the taco junk in a dorito bag is called a "walking taco" around these here parts especially in boy scouts you have mini bags of fritos make your chili add lettuce, cheese tomato and the kids eat with their fingers if they want

i think annabella lives in washington DC i thought i remembered reading her post that she did

i read that some have noted to misshair that it is a dog not a person that needs some hair grooming lol the freak needs a hobby other than her damn dog

Anonymous said...

Amen, 185. A-FUCKING-MEN.

Too bad she wasn't strapped (loosely) to the roof of a car before she had the opportunity to breed and pollute the earth with her spawn.

Anonymous said...

I wish that Ms Tyler's mother would have had an abortion. Jesus she is a rude bitch.

Anonymous said...

188: Wow, that is low. Even for here.

Anonymous said...

169 - so you advise doing something abusive to innocent children?

Anonymous said...

Miss Nasty Bitts has no problem w/ Romney strapping a dog to a roof. Or that he thinks it's hilarious today. The psychopaths are taking over the asylum.

Anonymous said...

If it was a dog embryo that Romney strapped to the car roof, Typhus would be OUTRAGED.

A real, live, living-and-breathing dog? Not so much.

Anonymous said...

Do you think Typhus is aware that she has become the board joke over there?
Or is she too clueless for that?

I do wish she's fallen out of the back of that truck 30 years ago.
I know our handslapper is going to come along and be all shocked, so let's cut to the chase: Yes, I DO mean that and yes I know you think that's low... but I seriously do not care. The world would be a better place without her, one less heretic would be a good thing.

Anonymous said...

The fetishization of pregnancy and motherhood by some over at the pod creeps me the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

Do you think Typhus is aware that she has become the board joke over there?
Or is she too clueless for that?
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Yes. She knows that she has become a laughingstock. And that awareness pisses her off *royally* because 1) she's convinced that she is ALWAYS right and holds the only true and correct facts, opinions, morals, etc and 2) she's a control freak and she realizes she can't control what the peas think of her anymore; the cat's out of the bag.

What you're currently seeing is that defiance and pit-bull anger bubbling to the surface.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145451

Yes, shit stirrer, Romney is lily white. LDS are lily white. Twopeas is lily white. Stop acting like a crazy loud mouth Russian lady. Go scrub your yeasty boobs!

Anonymous said...

Or yeasty boob sacks.

Anonymous said...

ITA 193. A typhus free world would be a better one.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely! I've always leaned toward fiscal Republicanism (in the TRUE sense not the media shown nutter sense), and anything that wacko Typhoid says makes me ill.

Anonymous said...

What exactly is the point of putting your taco fixings in a single serve bag of doritos? Why can't they use plates like regular people? What am I missing?

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