Tuesday, January 17, 2012

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Anonymous said...

first....

Anonymous said...

Woo hoo

Anonymous said...

quatro fromage

Anonymous said...

Cinco

Anonymous said...

Yummy. But fattening. :(

Anonymous said...

I've been counting since I was 3 years old, why do you idiots get such a thrill out of it here?

Anonymous said...

Oh nooooo let's start mourning for Doousche's marriage. What the fuck do you THINK would happen when you post every detail of your life on the net. I'm surprised it lasted at all. Why so invested in these wackos?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145618

Anonymous said...

Another first world problem posed by the peas...

"How much should I tip the piano delivery guys?"

Oh the humanity!

Anonymous said...

I will admit that there are some books that I hope my boys never read like the Twilight series and the Hunger Games but if they want to, I won't stop them.
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Why would say that? I mean, aside from being pieces of crap as far as the writing goes, what the fuck is wrong if your snowflakes read the Twilight series? If my son read that drivel, I would only be concerned about other boys beating his ass for reading such stupid, vapid, girly ass books.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143135

Please, make it stop. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 8

Oh nooooo let's start mourning for Doousche's marriage. What the fuck do you THINK would happen when you post every detail of your life on the net. I'm surprised it lasted at all. Why so invested in these wackos?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145618
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I really just can't believe an adult woman goes by the name "Dooce".

Anonymous said...

What is wrong with having first world problems? Are we all supposed to live under a dictator in Africa with no drinking water and Shira law to make you happy? Are we never to complain about anything? Sorry but everyone can't be brown and poor.

Anonymous said...

To whomever called me pennyring in the other space, nice try. I live 20 minutes from Seattle but in the opposite direction from her. I'm down south, toward Tacoma. Check your spread sheet for south sound people.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute 13, whilst I compose my eloquently written reply.

GFY.

Anonymous said...

"My child's perp passed his fingerprinting and background check. He would still pass it today even though he has "perped" my child and some other children."

Might as well save me a bench in Hell but I laughed when I read this. Odd use of the word perp.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145587

ps totally not cold hearted feel bad for the kid but really? "perped my child" still snickering.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she really knows what perp mean 16.

Anonymous said...

Good God. We can tell you are a Pea.
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Hey now. I mean it's not like she posted "do dogs have brains".
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Might as well save me a bench in Hell but I laughed when I read this. Odd use of the word perp.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145587

ps totally not cold hearted feel bad for the kid but really? "perped my child" still snickering.
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That is just a fucking bizarre thing for her to say.

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https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143135

Please, make it stop. Thank you.

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Yeahhh, that's not going to stop until she gets out of the manic phase and heads towards the depressive phase.

Anonymous said...

I agree very bizarre use of the word "perp". Do you think she knows perp means Perpetrator - maybe she has the word confused with penetrator?

yikes that was a sick thought - even for me.

Anonymous said...

That or pervert. Clearly she doesn't watch enough CSI.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145649

Do people not know there are review sites for hotels?

Anonymous said...

I really just can't believe an adult woman goes by the name "Dooce".
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Dooce came from her inability to quickly spell "dude" during IM chats with her former co-workers

Anonymous said...

"Why would say that? I mean, aside from being pieces of crap as far as the writing goes, what the fuck is wrong if your snowflakes read the Twilight series? If my son read that drivel, I would only be concerned about other boys beating his ass for reading such stupid, vapid, girly ass books"

I don't care for those books because they're crappy books. The writing is awful. If they're going to read a series, Harry Potter is far better written and developed. BTW, my oldest has read HP. He was 10.

Anonymous said...

Heartcat is SUCH a dumb fuck she must be Typhoid's long lost twin
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heartcat
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Posted: 1/17/2012 3:37:58 PM

I am not in a position where I could/would pay a $3K vet bill for a broken leg for one of my cats.

If the break was that bad, from a simple jump, I'd assume the cat had some serious health issues.

It bothers my conscience enough to pay for routine vet care and food costs for my pets, when that money could make a siginificant difference in the lives of human beings, especially children, living in abject poverty.
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Almost as bad as the hilljack who said to put it down and buy a kitten. There truly are some fucking hicks on the board

Anonymous said...

lol 24 here again. Looks like Anna Ban saw that at the same time. Was really doubting the sanity of the world when I read that

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute 13, whilst I compose my eloquently written reply.

GFY.

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*golfclap*

Anonymous said...

Maybe heartcat should put her cat down and then start sending all that money to the poors. That way her conscience would be clean. Hell she should also sell her camera, tvs computer and turn of cable and internet. Why should she have any enjoyment in life knowing there are people who could use her money.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145649

Do people not know there are review sites for hotels?
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Yes, but the advice of one pea who's cousin's sister-in-law stayed at a similar property is more valuable than thousands of reviews by tripadvisor members. Dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

*whose

Anonymous said...

Wow 15 that was eloquent. You sure told me. I see the error of my ways now. I'm never going to complain about anything again unless it is more of 3rd world problem. I'm even going to put my cat down and start sending all the money I'm saving on food and vet care to the Red Cross.

ps 26 thank you for weighing in with your wisdom Lord knows I won't have truly got it if not for the golf clap, but isn't a golf clap a first world kind of thing? Maybe you should have *Somali pirate clapped* or something along those lines.

Anonymous said...

Not normally a Pet Enthusiast fan, but this comment to Heartcat made me literally laugh out loud:

Your TIME is FREE and with your own "logic" I can only assume all of the time you've spent on here for 38,144 posts (which, incidentally, I would estimate equate to 457,999,997,997 typical length posts) is some SERIOUSLY WASTED time you could have been directing toward helping "better the lives of human beings around the globe" via volunteerism.
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haha! Love it :)

Your TIME is FREE and with your own "logic" I can only assume all of the time you've spent on here for 38,144 posts (which, incidentally, I would estimate equate to 457,999,997,997 typical length posts) is some SERIOUSLY WASTED time you could have been directing toward helping "better the lives of human beings around the globe" via volunteerism.

Anonymous said...

oops, link for the heartcat smackdown:
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145617

Anonymous said...

31 pet is one of the few on the pod with any brain cells not sure why you had to start with not a fan.

Anonymous said...

Because many times, I think she's an insufferable bitch.

But she's spot on about heartcat.

Anonymous said...

My kinda bitch then.

Anonymous said...

Because many times, I think she's an insufferable bitch.

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afuckinmen! she's a cunt.

Anonymous said...

Pet Enthusiast sounds like a fucking lunatic on that thread. How nuts do you have to be to agree with her? @@

Anonymous said...

PE is my kind of bitch, too. Heartcat's a callous airhead. Who begrudges their pet routine vet care and decent food? If her financial situation is that dire, there are volunteer services to assist low income pet owners.

Anonymous said...

All those stupid Peas screaming about Romney abusing his dog 30 years ago so "it doesn't matter," don't seem to realize that he laughs about it today. That's the most disturbing part of the story.

Anonymous said...

You must be reading a ghost thread 37 or smoking weed

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145694

Evidently Squillen has never heard of babysitters...

Anonymous said...

Abusing his dog? Give me a fucking break - the drama whores act like he tied tge leash to the fucking bumper

Anonymous said...

OK really Perry? That's her kids name? I guess she wanted something unique. Another boys name turning into a girls name.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145699

Hey Mighty Whitey, here's one for you the peas are dissing on Jennifer Hudson. Feel free to get all offended on behalf of the browns and tell us how up tight and white the peas are.

Anonymous said...

44-shut the fuck up

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145687

Wow... Mewcat is annoying. This is kind of a cool post from a mom whose dd got to go to the Golden Globes. Mewcat has to chime in twice to say "I've met famous people before, too!"

Anonymous said...

Perry is a horrible name for a girl. If it were anyone but squeals' kid, I'd feel sorry for her. But seeing squillen act like a snotty cunt, I'm sure she's raising her horribly named daughter to act like she does.

Anonymous said...

I've heard of far worse names than Perry. Most of them were kids of Peas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145676

I'm actually kind of surprised that most of the posters have defended Paula Deen.

Anonymous said...

Mrs T is such a stupid cunt. It's okay to back down sometimes, you fucking twat.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145743

Another woman who can't see that her jackass husband is not worth all the energy she's spent begging and pleading with him to save the marriage.

Also, this is another example of the increasing misuse of the word "anymore" that is driving me crazy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145742

What does she want us to do, stop using Amazon cloud just because she had a bad experience? Why do people write out in great lengthy detail their problems with a store. We don't give a fuck!

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145694

Evidently Squillen has never heard of babysitters...
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ITA Why isn't her youngest in school? She's not a toddler. Squillen has her mormon network to meet other moms. Perry is a horrible name for a girl.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145062

such boring lives

Anonymous said...

Squillen has her mormon network to meet other moms.
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Probably not too many Mormons in her town in NY.

Anonymous said...

Squillen is a bitch. And very weird. Does she homescool? Why the he'll isn't her kid in school? Perry is a totally fucked up name for a girl. It's like naming your daughter Brian. Bizarre. But it seems that Mormons are really into "creative" (ahem, STUPID) names for their freakish spawn.

It does sound like squealin's husband is kind of a dick. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving pea.

Anonymous said...

MaddieKsMom?:

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"UnsureAnymore
PeaWee
PeaNut 538602 - January 2012
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Posted: 1/17/2012 11:00:02 PM
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I am posting anon because I've been a pea for 10+ years and this is so painful for me to go through.

I've been married for 23 years..the last six have been tough but I always thought we were doing just okay..or fine. We've been through 1-his dad committing suicide, our daughter seizing and getting a diagnosis of epilepsy, another child that was not planned, he lost his job for over 18 months and in Nov I was diagnosed with stage early 1 breast cancer (i start radiation this week). On Christmas Eve he told me he just could not do it anymore. that his heart had nothing left for me and that while he cared for me he did not love me. I have spent three weeks begging (i know but I so did not see this coming) .. we had gone to marriage counseling in Sept but she was working with him exclusively - we were about to start the couple portion and then he had this ephiphany that we were done.

with the cancer, he says it is not that big of a deal since I am going to be okay. I have 5 weeks of radiation to go. while he is right, there are still alot that goes with it all. i don't know if he is just being unkind or i am just oversensitive to my current dilemma.

We were very involved in church. We were small group leaders, he just baptized our daughter yet he sees nothing wrong with what he is doing to our family. I have had a lot of support from friends..and my family is wonderful. he wants to give me the house, split the debt and will'take care' of whatever so he can go.

is there any hope? has anyone ever been through a dark dismal time in their marriage and experienced a healing / restoration? or am i just kidding myself that this is part of God's plan and that he can turn around. i know no one who has gone through this...and so I don't know what to do. I love him. yet I don't recognize who he is today. I would have never in a million years thought that he'd do this to me and our three girls. They are 14, 12 and 4. i need some solid guidance.

i know i have faults in this and it is partially my undoing. I get this. I've begged for him to allow us to go through counseling and seek out help..he says it is too much water under the bridge..that it is not going to happen. He is firm..to our church friends. I have cried in every quiet moment. it is like a death. I am searching for hope.
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Anonymous said...

Definitely not MaddieK'sMom. She is already through her divorce and is talking about online dating. Keep up.

Anonymous said...

No way its Maddiek she couldn't keep any of that secret.

Anonymous said...

Who is it then?

Let's conduct a white board differential:

Married 23 years

Stage 1 early breast cancer dx in Nov

Epileptic daughter

3 daughters ages 14, 12, 4

Marriage counseling in Sept

Church

10+ yrs as a pea

FIL commitee suicide

starting radiation this week

Anonymous said...

I think it's some troll winding up the peas.

Anonymous said...

FIL committeD typo

Anonymous said...

prob 61

Anonymous said...

Part 2:
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"UnsureAnymore
PeaWee
PeaNut 538602 - January 2012
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Posted: 1/18/2012 7:06:03 AM
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Thank you for all the kind words and prayers. I know in my heart that this is out of my hands. He told me Christmas Eve. and then we had to go through the motions with the kids and with family..our anniversary was Jan 1 - he got me roses but no card because it was too painful for him.

i just don't understand it all. . but I am trying to seek some clarity as far as a plan. i am on a business trip right now returning home tonight and he leaves for out of town today so we will miss each other. He has been adamant about refinancing the house so I have a lower payment (thanks!) so he has texted me about that but everything is very on the surface.

i too think there could be someone else..but in the end does it really matter? i think that information would seal my heart closed and then i would completely move on. My religious beliefs have me praying for him. He was angry that i confided into some of my girlfriends but I needed help with the girls especially my daughter who has epilepsy and our 4 yr old. I can't keep burdening my oldest to keep care of her younger siblings - she is going to be crushed at that the thought of her family splitting. She well they all ADORE their father and have had the security of a two parent family. I hurt for them because two of the scariest things, divorce and cancer is now part of their world.

I had put off seeing an attorney. We don't have much assests at all. The unemployment stint of his drained most everything we had. . but I did tell him before i flew out that we needed to sit down this weekend and figure out 'next steps' because it is dysfunctional for me with him staying in the home. I have no clue what to do with an attorney but I have asked family/friends to seek who they know and will contact one. I think i would like to at least file for a legal seperation for now for six months so we both have some time to figure out what the future looks like for all involved.

We were just heading into a better place - it is sad he has chosen to fracture any chance of happiness for this family.

His contract work with the firm he is working for ends 3/31. After that I have no idea how he will support himself much less the three kids. Will that matter with child support? When you are legally seperated do you get any financial help? What else should i look to do?

Thank you for all your kind words. I feel like a broken hurt mess. I have been so hard on myself thinking that it is because I am overweight. the last baby i gained 40lbs and i am short so i have a low self image right now. I hope to lose that weight and then to also start yoga. Some of my girlfriends at church plan to mentor me through this with weekly devotions either together or one on one so my heart spiritually stays strong and my family is taking care of helping me with repairs on the house and the care of my kids (spending time with them etc) i have two brothers and a tremendous sister who have really blown my mind with how they have circled me and stepped up. so at least through this God has given me great love and support.

It is my husband's love and comfort I had most wanted through this difficult time... I know now I placed too much faith in him through the best years of my life. I hurt so much. i wish i could deaden the pain of this rejection. "

Anonymous said...

"Let's conduct a white board differential:

Married 23 years

Stage 1 early breast cancer dx in Nov

Epileptic daughter

3 daughters ages 14, 12, 4

Marriage counseling in Sept

Church

10+ yrs as a pea

FIL committed suicide

starting radiation this week "
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refinancing

husband does contract work, ends 3/31

gained 40 lbs, wants to start yoga

has 2 brothers and a sister

Anonymous said...

You forgot so religious that dh can do no wrong and she feels bad that he wasn't able to buy her a anniversary card as it was "to painful" for him.

Total troll.

Anonymous said...

The number/sex of children might be a false flag. If they've gone through the trouble of inventing a fake name, they've surely tweaked minor details to throw off The Blog.

It might be Sammel (Old Pea Still Lame) Her own father died under mysterious circumstances that seemed like suicide.

Anonymous said...

"Let's conduct a white board differential:

Married 23 years

Stage 1 early breast cancer dx in Nov

Epileptic daughter (ETA: NOT the 4 yr old)

3 daughters ages 14, 12, 4

Marriage counseling in Sept

Church

10+ yrs as a pea

FIL committed suicide

starting radiation this week "
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refinancing

husband does contract work, ends 3/31

gained 40 lbs, wants to start yoga

has 2 brothers and a sister
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23rd Wedding Anniversary Jan 1

Anonymous said...

"You forgot so religious"

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all falls under the Church umbrella lol

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure Sammel (Old Pea Still Lame) would have been asking for ppt the second she was diagnosed with cancer. Whoever it is, is either a unknown pea or again a troll.

They are super long and detailed posts. I vote for heartcat as the troll.

Anonymous said...

lol good guess 70!

Anonymous said...

Heartcat was online last night and did seem drunk and more weird than normal so,,,,

Anonymous said...

STFU with the lameass whiteboard list. Just bc YOU are obsessed with figuring out who the dumbass is, doesn't mean that anyone else is.

What kind of ducking idiot sits around begging an uncaring, cheating ass to stick around while praying that they can save what's obviously a fucked up mess?

And she's too stupid to get a damn lawyer or see that the refinance is probably totally shady

That's Anabella level stupid right there.

Anonymous said...

The weird thing for me was in the title - 'don't DESIRE him to go'. WTF talks like that? "I desire a cuppa!" "I don't desire walking tacos!"

Anonymous said...

or totally a troll

It's a fucking troll, people.

Anonymous said...

73 woke up with a case of the hostiles this morning.

Anonymous said...

YOU STFU 73 I am actually interested too. Go somewhere fucking else you douche, this is how we fucking roll

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for bored ass housewife troll too. The story has something for everyone, suicide, cancer, anniversary, christian values, sick kid, job loss for her dh, and Christmas eve drama. The only things missing are a dog on a car roof in a crate and a cat with a broken leg.

Anonymous said...

What kind of ducking idiot sits around begging an uncaring, cheating ass to stick around while praying that they can save what's obviously a fucked up mess?

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Christian women do that's who 73. Most have been brain washed into believing their whole worth is in having a dh and kids. Everything is their fault because some dumb bitch ate an apple she was told not to back in the day.

ps please tell me ducking was a typo, I mean come on if you can't even type fucking anonymously then when can you type it.

Anonymous said...

79 I would qualify that as EVANGELICAL type Christians or others who take it way over the top.

Anonymous said...

Not necessarily Catholics and Mormons usually hang on to their marriages way to long also.

Anonymous said...

um, 81, Catholics are some of the most laid back people I know and grew up as one in a town where everyone was Catholic. The news likes to put them in with the evangelicals but in practice they leave everyone the fuck alone, and many use bc just like everyone else. The only deviations from that are when you get into the midwest or other places where there is NOT a Catholic Church on every corner. Those are the weirdos making up their own bs, heavily influenced by the evangelicals. Those are not typical catholics. Most normal catholics listen to the sermons and live their lives like normal people otherwise regardless of the "mandates." And most don't give a rats ass about what everyone else is doing, despite what the media would lead you to believe.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever heard of The Cardinal Newman Society, Opus Dei or Traditionalist Catholics. They can be just a rigid as evangelicals.

PS I am Catholic so please spare me the Catholics are live and let live Christians. We have just as many nut jobs.

Anonymous said...

Obviously every group has its nutjobs. I specifically referenced typical Catholics, not some fringe sects. Believe me, extremist atheists are equally as creepy as extremists in (insert any religion).

Anonymous said...

re:57 I think I had Maddieksmom and Magz811 mixed up? Hmmm one of those thought they were the same deals.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tym0MObFpTI

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion

Anonymous said...

lol so true 86 so true

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145737

wtf is wrong with pudgy groundhog? Off her meds maybe?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145792

I must live a sheltered life I've never been invited to a lingerie party. Anyone want to school a bitch? The recipient doesn't model the gifts does she? Cuz I won't want to see XXL gear on display. Also glad I'm not kikipeas friend, way to tell everyone you have to buy fat girl drawers for some friend.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145627
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This fucking stupid bitch will be divorced in 6 months and she will find out her husband is banging another whore while he stays in his "trailer".

She is so fucking stupid. Couple of months ago she was bitching and moaning about his smoking. His trailer is a "knockin'" for sure.

Anonymous said...

88-no, she is just attention whoring.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145825



I believe that having a darkie in the White House has driven some people over the edge into looneytown.

Example one.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 92. I found it interesting when people on some thread said Obama is the most divisive president ever. Um, no he isn't. People are pissed because they just can't handle a black man being president.

Anonymous said...

#92 and 93, spot spotty spot on!!!

Anonymous said...

ps please tell me ducking was a typo,
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Lmao! Yes, it was totally a typo.

If that poster is for real, she's fucking stupid.

But I honestly think troll.

Anonymous said...

Just remember, these are the same idiots who are oblivious to the fact that their precious St. Ronald of Reagan couldn't get elected dogcatcher in this political climate.

The base (lynlam looneys) would get one whiff of RR's raised taxes or expanded government and have ol Ronnie deported as an illegal, welfare-loving, French socialist.

Anonymous said...

"And I am one of the rare cases where he didn't have anyone else on the side,"

hahaha surrrreee of course he's going to tell you that dumbass. Luvspaper from the troll "I don't desire my husband to leave." thread.

Anonymous said...

Ah, yes, purity tests.

I find the fact that they have painted themselves into a corner....well, delicious.

Boggling that they couldn't see this coming. (Athena, I'm looking at you.)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145835

goobernut
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 73242 - March 2003
Posts: 2597 Layouts: 202
Loc: right here
Posted: 1/18/2012 1:19:06 PM
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I am OP. : )

To each his own. I don't have a problem with whatever it is he/she does. I am just mentioning it for conversation sake. I am just surprised at people who would complain about money but then spend frivalously on smart phone charges. I am in no way judging anyone.


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Yes - you are being judgemental. It's what the peas do. Judge people on what they do even though you have absolutely no clue why they do what they do or what their financial situation is.

Face it - you can't afford a smartphone. Nice attempt to make people who have one feel bad so you can feel superior.

And no - I don't have a smartphone. I'd like one, but I really don't need one.

Anonymous said...

I can see where smart phone lady is coming from. Sure plenty of people's work pays for theirs, and there are still plenty of others who CAN afford it. Personally we could more than afford it but choose not to, becuase we also have ipod touches and just never really needed more, so I see no point in getting one. I don't begrudge people theirs but also see the annoyance in MANY cases where the same type of people that have 57"tvs almost never seem to be people who can pay for anything else, and a smart phone seems to be the new status symbol for those same people who have their priorities all screwed up and taxpayers pay for things they "can't afford". YES very true very widespread regardless of PC bs

Anonymous said...

Charabby posted: "It's pretty nice of some peas to use a service they pay for to look something up for a stranger on the Internet.


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pennyring
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Loc: Rite Aid
Posted: 1/18/2012 2:07:38 PM

It's like we share 1 brain. "
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PennyRing finally admits her reduced brain capacity.




Who gives a flying fuck whether someone else looks something up? Get lives bitches

Anonymous said...

:::smacks lips:::

I just had a piece of achingly sharp cheddar for lunch.

What did you have?

Anonymous said...

Taco in a bag. *Fart

Anonymous said...

Snow day here so I went with a amusing Riesling to keep from killing the kids.

Anonymous said...

Unless I'm asking goobernut to pay for my Verizon bill it's none of her business what type of phone I have even if I bitch about being broke.

Anonymous said...

"Almost every single thing us peeps in the first world have isn't necessary. Food, shelter and love are the basic necessities."

Hey peasful1 are you the bitch that keeps moaning about peas bitching about their first world problems? If you are fuck off,(even if you aren't fuck off I hate your condescending tone and your inability to ever see a woman's point of view).

I'd take first world problems anytime compared to third world difficulties.

Seriously are we not allowed to bitch because we have clean water and some extra money each month?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145835

Anonymous said...

Seriously are we not allowed to bitch because we have clean water and some extra money each month?

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That is correct. STFU.

Anonymous said...

I had da Majikal Beouf for lunch

and now, I have to take a crap...

Anonymous said...

Snow day here so I went with a amusing Riesling to keep from killing the kids.
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Did you also have some achingly sharp cheddar with that?

Anonymous said...

wow. The peas love to say how well off they are

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145835

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145825

Slightly amusing typo in the frother's thread title.

Anonymous said...

Please PLEASE tell me she is being facetious!

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"FlybabyLaura
AncestralPea

PeaNut 74765 - March 2003
Posts: 4783 Layouts: 3
Loc: Surrounded By Books






Posted: 1/18/2012 4:20:26 PM
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A number of years ago, I stopped going to therapy so I could continue getting my nails done. It was towards the end of my counseling journey so was in a pretty good spot emotionally and I was essentially talking to my nail tech about almost the same stuff that I was talking to my counselor about, so I figured I'd just stop the counseling so I could justify the nails. I don't regret that decision at all. I made a good friend from it (nail tech) and I never would have ended up with a friend in my therapist. "

Anonymous said...

I saw that, too, 112. I wasn't aware that counselors were SUPPOSED to be friends with their clients. @@

Sad thing is, I don't think she's being facetious.

Anonymous said...

OMG "I don't spend money on myself so I can buy my kids organic food" martyr much?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145861

Anonymous said...

LMAO must both have newly created jobs that never existed before smart phones. dumb fuck, it IS a want. Convenient want yes, NEED no dipshit.

"Smartphones are not always a want vs. a need. DH and I both need them for our jobs."
squaek
PeaFixture
PeaNut 216945 - July 2005
Posts: 3922 Layouts: 97
Loc: Speeding on the NJTP.
Posted: 1/18/2012 3:33:21 PM

Anonymous said...

LMAO must both have newly created jobs that never existed before smart phones. dumb fuck, it IS a want. Convenient want yes, NEED no dipshit.

"Smartphones are not always a want vs. a need. DH and I both need them for our jobs."
squaek
PeaFixture
PeaNut 216945 - July 2005
Posts: 3922 Layouts: 97
Loc: Speeding on the NJTP.
Posted: 1/18/2012 3:33:21 PM

Try again. Smart phones have existed for at least 10 years.

Anonymous said...

When is the brilliant, impartial flimflam going to get all hysterical and outraged over Romney's millions squirreled away tax-free in the Cayman Islands??

Waiting.....

Anonymous said...

ummm 115 your a jealous fucktard. i use my smartphone for business, that is how I communicate with my customers nowadays...it is the way it is! And I am not entitled...I am employed.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145917

Aren't they so sweet, patting themselves on the back for not being on Facebook.

I don't understand the point of starting threads to announce that you don't do something.

Anonymous said...

yup..they are weird..and for sure don't have smartphones.Why would they need one if they don't have a life.

Anonymous said...

118? Are you on CRACK? I could have several smart phones if I cared to, and not need my employer to pay for it, but I don't WANT one. See while I'm out living my life I don't need to be tethered to Facebook you douche.

I don't care WHAT anybody else wants or has, so how am I a "jealous fucktard" for pointing out that (obviously you posted) that it is a NEED not a want, when clearly it is a convenience not a NEED for ANY job. What did you do for work a few years ago dumbass? Your job clearly existed before smart phones, not a "NEED"

Anonymous said...

OK OK 121 so you're not jealous but you are frothing, simmer down there Beavis.

A few years ago people didn't NEED smart phones for their jobs because smart phones weren't at a price point or ease of use that made sense for most businesses. Today however some jobs really do require a smart phone. Years ago my dh had to carry a pager to keep in touch with the office, then a cellphone and now a smartphone.

Anonymous said...

Dear 121,

Relax, it's going to be OK. And yes my job existed before smartphones. We made do with pagers and a answering service. Now I have a blackberry and no more answering service. Times change honey. Let go of the rage and realize just because your job doesn't "NEED" a smartphone there are occupations that do.

Signed,

Someone who is glad I don't know you IRL.

Anonymous said...

AGAIN, you need to figure out the differences between CONVENIENCES and *NEEDS*

Do you even have a CLUE what NEEDS are Pavlov? :P

For FUCKS sake what fucking tards

Anonymous said...

No, I'm the fucking tard MASLOW not Pavlov that I had on the brain

Anonymous said...

Wipe the spittle and chillax no one care where you do or don't have a smartphone. You are making yourself look like a manic with the CAPS and kiki *stars*.

Again just because your job doesn't need a smartphone and considers them a convenience doesn't mean there aren't jobs that require them.

Anonymous said...

No, I'm the fucking tard MASLOW not Pavlov that I had on the brain

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Win.

Anonymous said...

Ok LAST TIME
Whether a workplace decides it makes your working class job more convenient or not does not make something a NEED. Yes, you are officially the densest person here.

wants vs needs
conveniences vs needs

smart phone NOT a NEED. Get it through your thick skull.

shelter NEED
food NEED

you will not die without your smart phone

your job would not cease to exist without a smart phone.

Anonymous said...

119 - ITA They really are missing out and don't realize what losers they are.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145937

Do you think Yubon just googles stuff just to she can start a thread to make her look smart?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3145866#29581550

Not surprised by rcknrollqueen, she comes off as an annoying knowitall bitch, now we can add impatient to the list.

Anonymous said...

I'm not one of the Yubon haters, but she really seems to have a stick up her butt about cruise ships.
Makes her sound kind of crazy.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a discussion topic not rocket science 130. Do basic current events discussions scare you for some reason?

Anonymous said...

OMG 131 have you ever been to Boston? They are lunatic drivers that are all beeping constantly. It would be unusual to find someone who didn't in that city.

Anonymous said...

If cruise ships are the worst thing that Yubon has a butt stick about, she's still way ahead of most Peas. I can't get over the tightass who plans her Disney vacations down to the minute.

Anonymous said...

Lynloon has already pooped in the gene pool.

Anonymous said...

Where did that cunt Aimmer come from? On there since 2004, but just suddenly popped on my radar since her obessing over Yubon today and being a bitch in general in every post today. She has that scrunched up pissy face like that JerzeyGirl had. NAS-TAY

Anonymous said...

There's tons of peas that pop in and out during the year, duh!

Anonymous said...

Ok LAST TIME
Whether a workplace decides it makes your working class job more convenient or not does not make something a NEED. Yes, you are officially the densest person here.

wants vs needs
conveniences vs needs

smart phone NOT a NEED. Get it through your thick skull.

shelter NEED
food NEED

you will not die without your smart phone

your job would not cease to exist without a smart phone.

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Oh fuck who cares. Go beat a dead dick over at the pod.

Anonymous said...

137 my typo obSessing, before it's pointed out

Anonymous said...

I'm not one of the Yubon haters, but she really seems to have a stick up her butt about cruise ships.
Makes her sound kind of crazy.
____________________

She always tries to act like such a badass, I can't believe she's such a pussy about cruises. They're not for everyone but there's no need for the irrational fear she and other peas seem to have.

Anonymous said...

"Oh fuck who cares. Go beat a dead dick over at the pod."
_________________________________

She can't 139 that would be a WANT not a NEED, a good pea never has WANTS and only takes care of NEEDS like food and shelter. No smartphones, facebook, food or meds for animals and always pre-reads books before letting their special snowflake read them.

Anonymous said...

141 sounds like you're projecting about badass considering you apparently have no fears of anything at all?

Anonymous said...

I rather eat walking tacos than Keri's frozen brussel sprouts, microwaved then sprayed with butter flavored.....something.

Greasy snotballs. Gross.

Anonymous said...

"your job would not cease to exist without a smart phone."

I am self employed,my customers reach me by my cell phone,therefore...

no customers=no food=NEED
no customers= no shelter=NEED

Anonymous said...

A cell phone is not a smartass perpetual dumbass

Anonymous said...

The sky is falling Annabella making sense for one time only

Annabella
Leads a Charmed Life

PeaNut 43843 - July 2002
Posts: 39070 Layouts: 46
Loc: East Coast






Posted: 1/18/2012 7:37:06 PM
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To me a smartphone is only to check twitter and facebook when I'm not at home. I have no business need for it, and I can wait until I get home to get online, hence I don't have a smart phone. Unlike my friends I'm not a slave to my phone, I can print out directions before I go someplace. My friend pays $150 a month for her iphone, I think that's outrageous! I don't need constant stimulation (games/movies) when I'm on public transportation. My point and shoot camera is still better than my friend's iphone camera. I don't want to be one of those people that is always glued to their phone when you see them walking

Anonymous said...

I hate cruises as well.

Not a pussy at all - in fact I'm quite adventurous when it comes to traveling.

Cruises are for pussies IMO.

Anonymous said...

145 the Maslow lover is going to tell you your customers could reach you with a regular cellphone (or a landline), you really don't NEED a smartphone.

Anonymous said...

How Freudian

"A cell phone is not a smartass perpetual dumbass"

Obviously meant not a SMART phone, dumbass :P

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145952

haha her dh liked the froze processed bread better then her homemade stuff.

Anonymous said...

Actually cruises are for white & ghetto trash but I wasn't going to say anything. Tax refund time, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

151 is easily amused.

Anonymous said...

Typical Pea douchebag.
--~Check out the wording~-- for an example of low self esteem Pea douchebaggery
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gmcwife1
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

PeaNut 33625 - March 2002
Posts: 5900 Layouts: 0
Loc: Washington State
Posted: 1/18/2012 8:53:24 PM

No I wouldn't be offended, but that's ---~because I don't expect my family~--- to only like homemade by me cooking. I might spend a long time on something and I may like it, but that doesn't mean they have to.

--~I'm sorry your feelings were hurt.~--


~ Dori ~

Anonymous said...

Yes I am 153, the peas and their I only use the freshest most organic food stuff. NO PRESERVATIVES!!! But the homemade bread baker just happens to have a box of frozen garlic bread in the freezer.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you 150....
Well I have to add..SMARTphone. My customers e-mail me plans and directions to locations,as well I in turn text my employees directions/instructions and any minor details. We do also talk,but everyone has the information at their fingertips. I have to say my smartphone has added a much appreciated convenience.... which my business could NOT do without!

Anonymous said...

How is that low self esteem 154? I make somethings that I like knowing the rest of the family doesn't. I'm going to cook things I like too, not just short order cook for everyone else.

Anonymous said...

155 guess I must have missed your history with her. I don't know that I've noticed that poster before. If it was Squillllen and some frozen cookies that would obviously be better I'd laugh my ass off, but that reminder is all over the board on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

'I'm sorry you feel that way' 157.
"just because I didn't like' the post doesn't mean you have to. 'I don't expect my family to' either

Anonymous said...

oh another thing 150...we don't go around calling our cell phones SMARTphones. It just doesn't seem so smart.

Anonymous said...

You're deflating 160. Running out of matrial and embarassing yourself. Let go and don't act like Typhus.

Anonymous said...

Cruises are great for certain things... my friends and I do a girls weekend every year, and usually do a short, cheap cruise. We live fairly close to a major cruise port, so it's very convenient.

We drink too much, eat too much, and spend most of them time lounging by the pool. It's a great way to "get away from it all" for a few days.

There's nothing adventurous about the cruises we go on - the ship is nothing more than a floating resort hotel. Last year we didn't even get off the ship at any of the ports-of-call.

We all go on real vacations with our husbands and families, but for a cheap get away with friends, a cruise is hard to beat.

Anonymous said...

I love posts that start like this. LMAO
So many to choose from

"cdnscrapper
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

PeaNut 21328 - September 2001
Posts: 5259 Layouts: 0
Loc: at my computer

Posted: 1/18/2012 9:14:45 PM

My dh has a well paying job so we are very fortunate that we want for nothing."

Anonymous said...

"Actually cruises are for white & ghetto trash but I wasn't going to say anything. Tax refund time, isn't it? "
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You nailed it 152, we're due for an influx of "rich" tax refund pea splurges. Then brace for the pre-foreclosure wailing a few months later.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145960

maybe she shouldn't have gave up therapy for manicures.

Anonymous said...

You must have summoned Typhus 161, she showed up like a witch on a broom out of nowhere

Anonymous said...

the ship is nothing more than a floating resort hotel.

++++++


Curious? Why not just go to a big resort hotel?

Anonymous said...

Peas like in 163 are the same ones that can't imagine life when hubby's job is elimintaed and all that 'big money' they frittered away isn't coming in anymore

Anonymous said...

eliminated

Anonymous said...

maybe she shouldn't have gave up therapy for manicures.

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Lmao! What's bizarre about her OP is that she didn't "run to call 911" or "run to the scene to see if there were survivors." No, she "ran upstairs to get my binoculars" and then went out on her lawn and rubbernecked for hours.

Before coming to Pea about it and ask for sympathy. Gross.

Anonymous said...

"Alaska...mature audience destination, thanks to the fact that it's priced higher and is 7 or more days. You will find very few toddlers and grade-schoolers"

SIGN ME UP!

Anonymous said...

You must have summoned Typhus 161, she showed up like a witch on a broom out of nowhere

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Whenever Typhus posts, the Wicked Witch Theme from Oz is playing somewhere.

Anonymous said...

170

theshyone
Say no to PEar Pressure!

PeaNut 266636 - June 2006
Posts: 8142 Layouts: 26
Loc: Alberta
Posted: 1/18/2012 9:30:02 PM

I have in the past been involved in more serious stuff than that.

I have a very low tolerance for gawkers. You wanted to see; you saw; you now have to live with it.

Anonymous said...

TheShyOne said it better than me.

FlybabyLaura's a fucking parasite.

Anonymous said...

beachbum6264
PeaAddict

PeaNut 338605 - September 2007
Posts: 1203 Layouts: 0
Loc: not close enough to the beach






Posted: 1/18/2012 9:48:48 PM
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Keep working on putting the fear of cruising into more minds..... then the cruise I booked Tuesday will be less crowded!!
Like I told a friend - people have car wrecks every day and I still drive.
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Car wrecks aren't out in the middle of the ocean with nothing for days but sharks, and you can't walk away from a crashed plane from 40,000ft down, so that mass 'wisdom' isn't so wise

Anonymous said...

167 - if you look for a deal, you can get cruises for a lot cheaper than a resort hotel. We're doing a 4 night cruise for under $300/person, including all port fees, taxes, etc. So for Less than $75/night you get all meals, lodging, entertainment, as well as access to resort facilities. You also get complimentary upgrades and on-board spending credits when you are a repeat passenger. We don't run up a huge bill with shore excursions, spa treatments and premium dining so it keeps the cost down. For the resorts in our area, $75/person/night might cover the cost of just the room (with 2 people per room, and assuming you found a groupon deal or something), meals, and resort fees would likely double that cost.

We have fun and it's cheap. Far from a "trip of a lifetime" and nothing like the vacations we take with our families, but it's a great get away for us when we want to do nothing but hang out with friends for a few days.

We're not white trash or ghetto-fabulous, but there is certainly a certain segment of the cruising population that is!

Anonymous said...

Picture this:

An ALL PEA cruise.


:O

Anonymous said...

"Too Big to Sail !!!!!!!

Posted 7:39:31 PM by Yubon in NSBR Board"


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Am I the only one who opened this thinking it was going to be about Mrs Typhoid?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 170 maybe she shouldn't have gave up therapy for manicures.

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Lmao! What's bizarre about her OP is that she didn't "run to call 911" or "run to the scene to see if there were survivors." No, she "ran upstairs to get my binoculars" and then went out on her lawn and rubbernecked for hours.

Before coming to Pea about it and ask for sympathy. Gross.

January 18, 2012 7:42 PM

Nice twisting there. She ran upstairs to see if she could see what happened. She did not say (and you put it in quotes as if it *WAS* what she said) that she ran upstairs for the binoculars. Also, she said by the time she got outside there were first responders there.

.just.sayin'.

Oh and yes, it's true though that they do expect everyone to grieve with them over something they saw. (yes, i did not quote you perfectly).

Anonymous said...

What's bizarre about her OP is that she didn't "run to call 911" or "run to the scene to see if there were survivors." No, she "ran upstairs to get my binoculars" and then went out on her lawn and rubbernecked for hours.

Before coming to Pea about it and ask for sympathy. Gross.
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I have to agree. She seems pretty creepy-watching an accident scene with binoculars for hours? Pretty sick.

Anonymous said...

Picture this:

An ALL PEA cruise.

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hand me a rope...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 180 What's bizarre about her OP is that she didn't "run to call 911" or "run to the scene to see if there were survivors." No, she "ran upstairs to get my binoculars" and then went out on her lawn and rubbernecked for hours.

Before coming to Pea about it and ask for sympathy. Gross.
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I have to agree. She seems pretty creepy-watching an accident scene with binoculars for hours? Pretty sick.

January 18, 2012 8:21 PM

I agree and I'm 179 lol (not that it matters). I wouldn't watch. I just wanted to point out how sometimes things get misconstrued on the blog, I guess.

Next week she'll post something normal and someone will say "run upstairs for your binocular" but she didn't, she just grabbed 'em. She had only gone upstairs to see what the loud noise was.

Anyway, happy bitching all, good night.

Anonymous said...

binoculars* :P good night bitches.

Anonymous said...

The pretentiousness on that ship would sink it in a heartbeat (poor taste, I know). Imagine all the (mostly overweight) peas at dinner, talking about their amazingly healthy, organic, all-natural, homemade diets and how often they work out. I might jump overboard.

Anonymous said...

Of course they would all look up to the lipo/bariatric surgery Peas for inspiration to lose weight.

.dog.no.brain.

Anonymous said...

1 can (10 3/4 ounces) Campbell's® Condensed Cream of Chicken Soup (Regular or 98% Fat Free)

1 can (about 8 ounces) whole kernel corn, drained

2 cups cubed cooked chicken or turkey

1 package (about 8 ounces) corn muffin mix

3/4 cup milk

1 egg

1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese

1.Heat the oven to 400°F. Stir the soup, corn and chicken in a 9-inch pie plate.
2.Stir the muffin mix, milk and egg in a medium bowl just until combined. Spread the batter over the chicken mixture.
3.Bake for 30 minutes or until the topping is golden brown. Sprinkle with the cheese.

Anonymous said...

lol 178...I opened it up thinking Yubon was ranting about a fat woman on a dinner cruise or something like that.

We all know how much Yubon hates fat people.

Anonymous said...

Omg. Just. Omg.

Anonymous said...

How is Angela of Unity Stamp Co.?

Anonymous said...

One can't expect CrybabyLaura to render aid. It would mess up her nails.

Anonymous said...

thanks for the explaination 176.

Anonymous said...

What happened to wharlomonger???

Anonymous said...

pennyring sounds like a real bitch on the accident witness thread. Yes, penny, I'm sure the family would love to hear how you *followed* the medical helicopter and gawked at a man being loaded onto a stretcher. How fucking close was she to see all that?? She says she 'saw him in his last few minutes, clinging to life'...did she actually get out of her car to get closer??

Anonymous said...

some people need to learn to read

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 187 lol 178...I opened it up thinking Yubon was ranting about a fat woman on a dinner cruise or something like that.

We all know how much Yubon hates fat people.

January 18, 2012 8:58 PM

Yep, *Flubs* with her secretary spread hates fat people .pot.kettle.pot.

Anonymous said...

What do you call a 32 yo grandmother?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145971


I'd call her a slut and pretty crap mom for starters.

Anonymous said...

This might be part of Designing's problem, her last name:

"Not to be rude or anything, but you might be interested to know that there are actually people, like myself, who have the last name of Nimrod and are proud of it. It always shocks me that it is used as a derogatory remark. And no, I am not offended, just giving information."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3145866&pg=2

Anonymous said...

i need a pinterest invite please

Anonymous said...

She has that scrunched up pissy face like that JerzeyGirl had. NAS-TAY
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Thought I was the only one that couldn't stand Stina!

Anonymous said...

Actually cruises are for white & ghetto trash but I wasn't going to say anything. Tax refund time, isn't it?
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ITA All I see is white women sized 14 and up in bikini *shuttter* and their beer gutted husbands drinking non stop by the pool. I think people think cruises are cheap but then they don't count that they will charge up another $1000 on board.

Anonymous said...

Designing will now be referred to as nimrod!

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