Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Space

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Anonymous said...

Isn't susan's sister the one with the troll ID who says she is in love with her step daughter?

Anonymous said...

Third

Anonymous said...

Yes, 2. I was wondering why she's worried about a product for hetero sex when that's totally not what shes interested in.

She's beyond bizarre.

Anonymous said...

I doubt her mouth has had any dick in it for a long long time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147335

I love PeanutPattie's huge show of stupidity regarding her precious pears. Hon, they're not exactly a shelf stable product. Pears are fruit. Once they're gone they're more than likely gone for the season. Take your preserves and STFU!

Anonymous said...

They should have gone out and MADE her some new pears goddammit!!

Anonymous said...

Peanutpattie is a thundercunt

Anonymous said...

http://www.lamebook.com/no-period-2011/#comments

So daanibee was trying to get some trolls from lamebook over to the pod, found it in the comment section. Apparently the pod is to boring for them to even try trolling.
January 25, 2012 6:40 AM

Daanibee, you fuckwit, how is it funny to try to bring trolls to the pod? Your age is showing.

Anonymous said...

About M2 and the Bigfoot. If her BIL believes that Jesus appeared to the Hebrew tribes living in what would become America, and they had a war, and the bad tribe of Jews turned dark and became Indians, well, I'm not going to take his word about Bigfoot, either.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147507

Selfish idiot. "I want somebody else's obituary in the paper and I want it now!"

Anonymous said...

Why do people need a product for semen to taste better? It gets shot in your mouth, you swallow it.

I'm not sitting there lapping it up or having it slosh around. I swallow that shit fast.

Anonymous said...

Bigfoot thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147347

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147491

How fucking much clutter do these people have?? Also, a funny story. I was at Target, and in the rubbermaid tote aisle, there was a husband and wife. The wife was going on and on about how they needed all new storage containers for their stuff in storage. The poor DH kept saying 'why don't we just get rid of some of it" and "the containers we have are fine, why do we need to get new ones" and the wife was going on and on about some website she got all these organizing tips from, and she just had to have all new storage containers so they all matched. I totally wanted to ask if she was a pea!

Anonymous said...

Someone quickly email Harry & David and tell them to plant some pear trees in their hothouse STAT! PP needs her pears!

Someone doesn't understand the concept of fruit...

Anonymous said...

Does H&D really have people googling for issues?? How did the H&D rep find 2peas???

Anonymous said...

Does Lauren work? How does that bitch post all day?

Anonymous said...

Lots o cum guzzlers on two peas it seems.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147496

Anonymous said...

ORAL SEX IS THE DEVIL

Anonymous said...

Then I guess DH and I are both going to hell with smiles on our faces...

Anonymous said...

There are jobs at almost every company now that involve monitoring social media. It's their job to monitor the twitterverse, handle comments on their facebook page, and seek out irritated customers on message boards. You can get paid to google people who don't understand the seasonality of pears.

Anonymous said...

I was being sarcastic 20. I do my fair share of swallowing babies ;)

Anonymous said...

http://www.lamebook.com/no-period-2011/#comments

So daanibee was trying to get some trolls from lamebook over to the pod, found it in the comment section. Apparently the pod is to boring for them to even try trolling.
January 25, 2012 6:40 AM

Daanibee, you fuckwit, how is it funny to try to bring trolls to the pod? Your age is showing.
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NO shit. What a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to call attention to #23 at the pod. Anyone with a troll id around?? Bump the original thread, with a link or screen shot of dannibee's pathetic attempt to bring trolls over to the pod. We need some new excitement over there!

Anonymous said...

About M2 and the Bigfoot. If her BIL believes that Jesus appeared to the Hebrew tribes living in what would become America, and they had a war, and the bad tribe of Jews turned dark and became Indians
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Yep, they're not making much of a leap.

Anonymous said...

Why would Daanibee post that under her own (known) handle?

Anonymous said...

Because she probably didn't think anyone from two peas would read the comments on the picture from lamebook, unluckily for her I have no life and did.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147457

Posts like this drive me crazy. "I've already looked up the answer, but I just want to see what y'all would do in this super simple situation". Dumb, dumb, dumb

Anonymous said...

You can get paid to google people who don't understand the seasonality of pears.


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OK this made me LOL. Perfect summation of idiot, constantly irate Peas like PeanutPatty.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147570

Anonymous said...

No one's going to give a shit #30.

Anonymous said...

I cut the mold off. What's the big fucking dealio? some people have a purpose on earth, to bitch and moan and make sure as many others as possible share their misery.

Anonymous said...

Why'd you delete your screen shot, 30?

Anonymous said...

For fucks sake, now PP is getting replacement pears. $20 says something is wrong with them. Took to long to get, not perfect, wrong size, etc...

Anonymous said...

Link makes more, but put the screen shot back so attention is drawn to her post...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147503

Probably saw her feet and got the shit scared out of him.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147536
Ironic post of the day. You would think Lauren would be talking about herself here, but no, it's JoePa.

Anonymous said...

With all kinds of shit going on in the world WTF is Lauren always making threads all about herself? Her ego must be the center of the universe. Go back to counseling FFS you crazy ass bitch!

Anonymous said...

FUCK. I don't know what happened to the picture!!! I had all the tags right. What the fuck?
I'm working on it bitches...working on it...

daanibee said...

I posted that it had caught the attention of 2 peas because it was pretty funny. If you continued to read (I'm sure more than 3 comments in a day is tough for you) you would see that I wasn't the one who posted the link, some random did.

"Why would she post that under her known tag?" it's the fucking internet. I don't care if the peas, or the blog bitches see it. This isn't a part of my actual life, here. It's not like it's my real name.

Anonymous said...

Oh noes! And here I though daanibee was your real tarded name..lol. you posted the comments didn't you, then it IS part of your life. I couldn't care less, just sayin. Oh, and "shotted" is not a word.
Grammar/speeling Nazi

Anonymous said...

Neither is speeling ;)

Anonymous said...

Daanibee, you fuckwit, how is it funny to try to bring trolls to the pod? Your age is showing.
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And now she wants brownie points for not posting the link, bitch please. At least she didn't try to deny it was her and just someone else using her username, totally expecting that one.

Anonymous said...

That twat cares. Otherwise she'd be responding at the pod rather than here. Not fooling us with your "I don't care" attitude Daanibee. You're a fucking coward and you're too scared to go to the pod and take your lumps.

Anonymous said...

ummm 44, she DID post at the pod...

daanibee said...

Uh... did you not see my post at the pod? Hahaha.

Say what you will-- your insults don't bother me, because it's only the internet. It's not like we're all friends here and I'm missing out on something.

Anonymous said...

A troll needs to bump the post that captain k bumped yesterday. She is at the pod today, but never did show up at that post again...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147562

I will never understand why parents allow their children to be 'uber picky'.

I also hate when people try to be cool using the word 'uber'. Makes you look stupid.

Anonymous said...

Sing it, 48. There's some dimwit on Facebook (not a friend) who posts on a common interest board and uses "uber" in damn near every sentence.

The kicker? She spells it "ubber."

Anonymous said...

42 is so quick. pin a medal on the moran

Anonymous said...

I also hate when people try to be cool using the word 'uber'. Makes you look stupid.
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And may I add, from the same thread, the use of the word "littles" to describe your young children. Fucking annoying.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ on a cracker. Sylvia is a maroon.

Anonymous said...

furbabies is the WORST.

Anonymous said...

link #52??

Anonymous said...

i has teh most ubber ferbabys on teh interwebz. littelz an bigz ubber ferbabys.

Anonymous said...

I think 90% of "picky" kids are actually kids that are in charge of the parents. But, I know if i post that over on the pod, I will get skewered by the parents of said kids. But...if you get right down to it, they just kowtow to their kids.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on the special snowflakes are on the spectrum and have sensory issues cut their parents some slack.

Anonymous said...

I take it that "CLASS WARFARE!!!111!!" is teh new "SHOSULIST!!!1!!1" ????

Cuz they're all screaming it every 5 seconds, in unison.

Anonymous said...

yes 58 it is on the gop talking points since about the time ows hit the news. The call went out to intensify the "class warfare" charge right before the sotu last night.

Anonymous said...

A troll needs to bump the post that captain k bumped yesterday. She is at the pod today, but never did show up at that post again...
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link?

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ on a cracker. Sylvia is a maroon.

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Yes she is.

And who else saw the thread title "Tea Party Baby Shower Ideas" and imagined Sylvia and Lynloon showing up uninvited wearing tricorne hats and loud American flag clothing? While screaming for the baby's birth certificate over watercress sandwiches.

Anonymous said...

Oh they don't mind class warfare - they just don't like anyone pointing it out or worse, complaining about it.

Anonymous said...

I thought watercress was elitist??

Anonymous said...

As a mother of 2 going to school full time after my asshole exhuband left me for a preachers daughter, I'd gladly take her place and show her how to live off $100,000 a month...or year... Some people are so disgusting and spoiled. There are children is this world dying of hunger and she's pissing and moaning about getting over a million dollars a year? FFS, lady. Get a grip.


https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147612

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3100204&pg=3

Link for # 60

Anonymous said...

rcknrollqueen
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 342652 - October 2007
Posts: 2529 Layouts: 0
Loc: Boston


Posted: 1/25/2012 7:49:52 PM
I don't have a huge budget to shop for work clothes so I find some nice pieces at H&M and then will mix in more fun tops and accessories from Forever 21.
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An adult that still shops at Forever 21? Judging from her avatar pic she must waste all her money on tattoos.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3146702

Is GrinningCat for real? I wouldn't want to date a fat man. If he could lose weight he would have by now. It's not sexually and visually attractive.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147605

So she's been to the doctor but wants pea advice anyway? Because the peas know more than someone who went to medical school and did a residency?

Anonymous said...

I know 68! I cannot understand why you'd rather get advice from strangers and not a professional.

Anonymous said...

Duh, 68, I'm sure someone's sisters neighbors cousins hairdressers brothers wife had the EXACT SAME THING happen to them, so she can just do what they did.

Anonymous said...

Susans Sister is just plain WEIRD.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147645

I'm actually embarrassed for these people. The ones who posted, that is.

Anonymous said...

Why are you embarrassed for them? Jealous? Too cool to think it is fun to meet a celeb? What?

Anonymous said...

Not 72, but I agree with her. What is so fun and cool about bothering some guy who is listening to music and trying to take a quiet walk? So you have a photo with Ben Stiller, or a bit of paper with a name on it, so now what? Is your life better somehow?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147671


Meth.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147665

Travel Agent demonstrates her utter stupidity, once again. Who's keeping the spreadsheet?

Anonymous said...

Great pea detective work there, finding Skybar's blog!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147671

Anonymous said...

I find I can't stay very long at the bukkit because I can feel my brain cells going into shock, then shriveling up and dying by the minute.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha #77!!! Win! :]

Anonymous said...

I refuse to travel/vacation anymore in certain parts of the US (TX, AZ, SE, etc) because of teh crazy I see on 2 peas and elsewhere.

I don't want to be anywhere near mobs of these frothing, racist, gun-waving freaks. And I sure as hell don't want to give them any of my money.
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Exhibit B:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147665

Anonymous said...

Wanna bet $10,000 that Sylvia thinks this is real and starts a outraged, pea-livid thread about it:

http://mycolumbuspower.com/videos/free1075/its-free-swipe-yo-ebt-really-with-this-ghetto-sht-video/

Anonymous said...

You just got to laugh now at how pathetic Arizona is now!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/04/arizona-elementary-school-mural_n_601436.html

Anonymous said...

Stephen Hawking has declared that it's impossible to build a machine to travel back in time.

Obviously he's never been to Arizona.

LOL!

Anonymous said...

72 here. I'm embarrassed for them because they're pathetic. It's mostly B list celebrities and the peas act like it's just the greatest thing ever!!!!!

I'm not jealous. There are a few people I'd like to meet, but I sure wouldn't be bragging about it on 2P as if it made me SPESHUL. @@

Anonymous said...

That Arizona thread is so stupid. The frothers think he can't clip his fingernails properly so OF COURSE he's in the wrong.

Anonymous said...

Does Bergdorfblonde ever post anything that isn't her looking down her nose at something or someone?

She is the grammar police today, complaining about improper English, yet she posts a quote to prove her point that is full of typos AND she starts her sentence with, "okay."

Anonymous said...

Travel Agent is (again) showing her leaky ass in the Arizona thread. Waving your finger in someone's face is "a regional thing?" WTF?

Someone should slap her ugly face into next Wednesday.

Anonymous said...

Someone should slap her ugly face into next Wednesday.

That's animal cruelty! Don't you lay a hand on that proboscis monkey!

Anonymous said...

Touché, 88!

Anonymous said...

Can we please not Beatlejuice that crazy bitch over here. It's not like we don't have enough nutters at the pod already!!!!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147671

Anonymous said...

Lynlam is a complete dolt, which translates into being quite a good little puppet.

People just want some simple, basic civility and respect for the office of POTUS: stand when Hail to the Chief starts/he enters a room; don't shout out vile crap during a SOTU; don't instigate a finger-wagging bitchfight at an inappropriate time and place...like in front of eleventy billion cameras.

She takes that ^^ and manages to spin it into: He's an arrogant, uppity, scary, petulant, thin-skinned little emperor who expects us subjects to CURTSY to him. Also, too something something about guillotines.

Boggling.

Anonymous said...

I'll be so glad once the election is over, I am so tired of hearing about it from both sides.

Anonymous said...

It's an open secret here in AZ that (amongst many other things) Brewer is a lush.

Anonymous said...

I never knew her son was criminally insane for kidnapping and rape and has been locked up in a mental institution. She had his files sealed. The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree!

Anonymous said...

Rich people have "mental disorders" that make them commit crimes. Poor people are just criminals.

Anonymous said...

It's an open secret here in AZ that (amongst many other things) Brewer is a lush

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There's also a ton of speculation that she's got some form of dementia. She often has a difficult time getting a coherent sentence out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPKKbmWMZ8

Anonymous said...

That banshee brewer is just pimping a book, like the rest of the GOP. her on camera blackouts suggest alcoholism or dementia. cunnilynlam is not even human, just a single celled bot that roves the pod responding to posts with the word "obama" in them.

Anonymous said...

I admit I would love to meet some celebrities. Louis CK. Julia Sweeney. Brad and Angelina. I'm starved for interaction with other secular parents.

I know their names because they are famous, I want to meet them because we are both atheists (raising children) in a country where that makes us even weirder than being celebrity does.

Anonymous said...

Her nickname around the AZ state capital is "Otis", a reference to the town drunk from Mayberry RFD. "GED Jan" is another, a reflection of her uh, rather limited knowledge base.

Gingrich/Otis 2012!

lynlam would be in heaven! ;)

Anonymous said...

Jonduh finally came back after being schooled by Redsoxdad. He must have been preparing a election board for all the nutters and tweeking his chess skills with pineapple, Slyviot and lynloon cause he's smooth like that. lol

Anonymous said...

I've been around celebs on occasion and I usually try to pretty much ignore them (after a double-take of course!).

They get so much of the fawning fans thing, I'm sure they're tired of it and just want to get about their business.

But that's just me.

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm SURE Johnda wouldn't have minded AT ALL if the democrat congress stood up, turned around, dropped trou and pointed their asses toward Bush during one of his SOTU's.

Because, after all, the POTUS is just a subservient lacky mouthpiece to everyone else in the country.

Amirite?

Anonymous said...

Does this supposed to be a revelation?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147766

Anonymous said...

Well aren't you a peach? Like they say, money can't buy class

"it is a nasty world out there for people who are not "rich"-and are stuck in an evironment with the ones that are-my kids go to a private school and always have-we live in a wealthy area-but are wealthy also, so don't have to worry about that, but there are some kids that go to the school-can't afford it and are alienated by the one's who can-just something to think about. Anyone who can afford to send their kids to this school, will do it, because they do not want their kids in the public system. "

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147774

Anonymous said...

Good god, reading the responses on this friend thread! People sure let themselves be fucking used. What losers and/or high maintenance idiots. I don't think I have had friend issues since high school, I'm amazed at how immature and needy these grown women are!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147010

Anonymous said...

Good god, reading the responses on this friend thread! People sure let themselves be fucking used. What losers and/or high maintenance idiots. I don't think I have had friend issues since high school, I'm amazed at how immature and needy these grown women are!

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I don't get it either. People come in and out of our lives, people change, fuck -- get over it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147787

Case in point of what a small fucking life most peas lead.

Anonymous said...

NightTwat Scrapper is so fucking bitter over the clown care campaign and she can't hide it. Same goes for Burning Frump, on the "Repubs,,how are you feeling" thread.

Didn't they have the hots for Herman Cain when he was running? "Don't blame the lame-stream media, don't blame the commie-peas. If you don't have a cogent argument against the President, BLAME YOSELF!!"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147800

I'm sick of hearing about her fucking marriage!! STFU already!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147800

I'm sick of hearing about her fucking marriage!! STFU already!!

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Then stop visiting two peas . . . simple.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147823

Is kathgar always this snotty? A $150 Pfister kitchen faucet is nowhere near top of the line but it's not a piece of shit, either.

Anonymous said...

Damn, she does come across as a bitch on that thread.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3147724&pg=1

I wonder if they call HR if someone's fly is down, blouse is unbuttoned, or skirt is tucked into her panties? Or do those things merit a sneaky photo with a sarcastic comment written on it? Or maybe an anonymous, yet tasteful and tactful note.

It boggles my mind that adult women can't speak to another adult woman about something so simple.

I never knew how lucky I was to work with the people I work with!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147688

What a bunch of jealous hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

Some shit-stirrer should post this at the pod...

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/romney-failed-disclose-swiss-bank-account-income/t/story?id=15447680#.TyHIu2_XE9U

Anonymous said...

Oh I think this has far more shitstorm potential:

http://news.yahoo.com/low-iq-conservative-beliefs-linked-prejudice-180403506.html

Anonymous said...

#116 - are you really surprised by the results? Most of the people I've encountered who are racist and/or conservative generally are under-educated and/or slow witted. Which is why so many of the Peas fall into a similar category.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147872
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the sad part is somebody will be able to answer this

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147872
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the sad part is somebody will be able to answer this

Anonymous said...

114 do you know what jealous hypocrites means? Which peas is doing drugs while being resentful of Demi Moore?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147886

Interesting how NightOwlCrapper is confusing the current admin with the previous one...

Anonymous said...

www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3147632

Some good drama here.
Younique1

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147846

And the clueless Twat of theDay Award goes to CaptainK! Ms. K is a 1983846787325648723 time winner! We continue to wish her luck and we know she'll continue to deliver in spades!

Anonymous said...

demi = adderall. with whipits on the side.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3147965

I renewed my drivers license before I moved once, they insisted they had to send it to the address on the license, even though I had proof of my new address (same state). Random Lady who works for the state, I will always remember what you risked for me, slipping my license into my hand instead of the mailbox. God bless you women.

Anonymous said...

Why do a dozen or so peas post the same thing? If you have the same opinion as someone else, why post it again? Just say that you agree with the previous poster, no need to say it again and again again.... I read these threads and there's the same thing posted about a dozen times.

Anonymous said...

126 I get it and I think it makes sense. Sometimes there's more weight given to a lot of people having the same opinion, not just one or two. That's why people chime in.

Or else they just want to hear themselves talk. There's always that.

Anonymous said...

They just want to hear themselves talk. I can see several saying, "I agree with" and name the poster they share the same opinion with.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148066

I feel bad that I think there is more to this story.

Anonymous said...

Sylvia sure gets riled and pissed and defensive when others point out conservative dog whistles, doesn't she?

She robotically blames the messenger(s) when the real issue is the uniformity, the blatency, and the frequency of said dog whistles.

Stop the racist crap - and stop promoting, denying, and enabling it - and the rest of us will shut the fuck up about it.

Simple as that.

Anonymous said...

the op deleted 129..who is trying to kill who? allegedly.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/61413/

Holy shit. When did pepper59 start looking less like a bitter little pill with a tiara?
Maybe I have her confused with someone else. I am thinking of someone who was wearing a tiara in her avatar and had hella jowls.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3147846&pg=3

I'm neither an Annabella fan nor a basher. She has some insightful things to say tonight.

Anonymous said...

Heh. ABella had a post the other day that I was all "WTF??".....she made complete sense and I agreed with her. @@

Methinks it's just the that insane has ratcheted up so much over there that AB is looking sane and thoughtful by comparison.

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Anonymous said...

133, I was thinking the same thing. Annabella sounded thoughtful, intelligent and articulate in that thread. WTF?!

Anonymous said...

How can talking about catching a cab be so articulate?

Anonymous said...

putabuttononit - who is rylee? you post a thread on her or the horse daily and we're supposed to magically guess who it is and their significance to you? We don't follow your posts religiously, it would be nice to get the back story.

Anonymous said...

Oh god make it stop.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148132
Heartcat really needs to find a better foundation shade.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148132

Wow, talk about ugly and fat!

Anonymous said...

She's not fat her face just takes up most of the picture.

Anonymous said...

Look at that chin!

Anonymous said...

Really round face too.

Anonymous said...

Of course BF had to get in on that photo thread. @@

Anonymous said...

OMG that photo of heartcat. There really should be a warning in the title of that thread. - And BF? Does it seem like she always has the same dazed look on her face?

Anonymous said...

Eh, Heartcat has a pleasant, kindly face.

BF, well, that's anther story.

Also, I have to say, certain un-named-pea spawn freak me the hell out. They look exactly like the little girls from "The Shining".

Anonymous said...

145, I KNOW! I think that every time I see the Unnamed Pea's signature, but I've been afraid to say it here. Their Christmas picture is much better.

Anonymous said...

Pennyring must have woken up on the wrong side of the coffin today.

Baby helmet thread and teachers/profession thread.

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ 145 and 146. I thought the same thing and have to scroll quickly past the signature photo because it freaks me out. Thought it was only me.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148132

Am I imagining things or did Heartcat photoshop the whites of her eyes?

Anonymous said...

147 - no kidding! That Pennyring is such a supreme bitch!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Heartcat Photoshopped the hell out of that picture (whiter eyes, smoother skin) and still looks like a piece of shit that has been left out in the sun for a couple of weeks.

Anonymous said...

heartcat looks like she's middle eastern or gypsy or indian or something.

one of those damn browns.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148144

Baby helmit. Wtf is with Pennyring? Ya can't say shit like on a baby thread. It will only rile them up.

Anonymous said...

Have you all noticed that every single time BF posts a picture she writes "heading out to breakfast/lunch with a friend/friends". LOL She's full of shit. She posts that EVERY time. She just wants us to believe she has real friends. I think she's a huge hermit homebody and has zero real life friends.

Anonymous said...

She had to have photoshopped the eyes. They are creepy looking. It is weird that she wants to give that picture to her husband on Valentine's day too. I'm sure he doesn't care.

Oh and I agree about the signature photo with the girls. I never said anything because of the whole "kids" thing. LOL that others think those pictures are weird.

Anonymous said...

heartcat looks like Gene Simmons.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148132

On that photo thread, SabrinaM needs to clip some coupons for some hair repair serum. Holy shit, that is some fucked up straw on her head.

Anonymous said...

...not a quality pic, but hey you can't see my wrinkles and that's great by me!!
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Uh, yes you can.

Photo thread again.

Anonymous said...

Sweet baby Jesus mommy2coles dh looks like a real live Peter Griffin.

Anonymous said...

As long as I'm going to Hell for insulting peoples looks, seems as though AnneMD married into John Candy's family. Judging from her dh.

Anonymous said...

Burning Frump is so enamoured of herself and her grey. She imagines she looks like those trendy older models she was posting pics of before to show how cool the grey could look.

Anonymous said...

sdeven on the Brewer v Obama thread out-ranks all comers in taking prize for tarded dumbass post of the day.

"Most men like it when women are passionate and fired up about a topic. I doubt that the gov offended the president."

LOLMIMFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ever so tastefully injecting a previously unmentioned erotica element into the whole fiasco.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148189



It's official!! Some peatards have no sense of shame!!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148189

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148132

is it just me or does anyone else think that annabella photoshopped her pic? look around the outside of the arms the photo has been altered!

Anonymous said...

I don't think that she photoshopped it. I think she just has those flabby, bumpy arms. Unfortunate, really.

Anonymous said...

Oh holdup, number 164. I change my opinion. I just zoomed in. She may not have photoshopped the outside of her arms (I focused there because of your comment) but she definitely did the inside part of her left arm.

There is some serious distortion and feathering there. HA!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3148098

Good cat fight going on with *KAS* lol

Anonymous said...

is it just me or does anyone else think that annabella photoshopped her pic? look around the outside of the arms the photo has been altered!
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No, she would have made her right arm straight, the shadows are all even. This discussion is so petty. You must really not like her if you have nothing better to talk about. lol

Anonymous said...

#168 go fuck yourself. i am entitled to my opinion here. i do photo work and it is screaming obvious to me that it has been altered.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 166. Photoshopped her inside arm and boob area.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148189

Fuck me. Some of them make their hubs and sons sit when they pee. Riiiiiiight. This isn't going to cause psych problems later, no.

Anonymous said...

BF does always say the same thing about how she is just running out. Sad, really. AnneMDs DH is big but he looks like he'd be a nice guy. AnnaBella def photoshopped. Mommy2Cole's DH looks strange. KaylaAimee looks nothing like her avatar. 2peafaithful looks really good.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she erased a purse, who the fuck cares? Her boobs are already big, people erase fat on the outside of the arm by making the whole arm narrower. Maybe she spilled wine on her dress. Whatever she did the chick isn't fat, so it's irrelevant. I get rid of red eye in pics, are you going to call me out for that offense?

Anonymous said...

Hey, Annabella. How's the weather in Whoville?

Anonymous said...

173, she obviously reformed her bodice area so that it was more shapely. She is a bit of a fatty on the top, but her arms aren't.

Quit defending her so fucking hard... (168 and 173)
Hell, you probably are her.

Anonymous said...

Nope not Annabella and not even a personal friend. I just find it funny how hard you reach for straws finding a way to fault her.

Anonymous said...

I know this is a smack blog, but I'm gonna say something nice:

I've always found KristinL16's boys to be exceedingly handsome. She's a very pretty lady, too, I think. She's got a really beautiful family!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148189

NO WIRE HANGERS!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Annabella. How's the weather in Whoville?

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lol...this is why I would never post my picture. You guys are bitches, but you make me laugh.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 177. I'm actually a little bummed that she changed her signature pic. I miss her third DS's expression in the old one. But those boys are cute as could be anyway.

2peafaithful's little boy is cute, too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148219

More sucking up to Mary Mary. If you like her blog so much, tell her ON HER BLOG, not on an open message board. The rest of us don't care.

Anonymous said...

Sylvia runs on lizard brain only.

That is abundantly clear.

Anonymous said...

Ugh. Brandy327. Ugh.

I love it when fat chicks like GoBucs! tilt their heads waaaaayyyyyy back so we can't see their triple chins. Yeah, not falling for it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148219

More sucking up to Mary Mary. If you like her blog so much, tell her ON HER BLOG, not on an open message board. The rest of us don't care.
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Correction: "I'm the only fat dumbass that doesn't care."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148235


THANK YOU YUBON! Be prepared to have your ass handed to you though, girl!

Anonymous said...

BRRRRRAAAANDY!!!

one word - FUCK.

Anonymous said...

ewwww...heartcat. too much face for that picture. buy some better maybelline and go a few shades lighter. you look like a dirty gypsy with that makeup on.

Anonymous said...

Sabrina had fat surgery (gastric bypass). That is why her hair looks like crap. When she was fat, she was one of the biggest bitches on the board.

Anonymous said...

Sabrina had fat surgery (gastric bypass). That is why her hair looks like crap. When she was fat, she was one of the biggest bitches on the board.

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She still is.

Anonymous said...

184, I'm not fat and I'm certainly not a dumbs. Go suck up to the Mormon mommies some more. Maybe they'll invite you to dinner.

Anonymous said...

Oops, dumbass. My point stands.

Anonymous said...

Free-bird on the picture thread.

Bitch has some nasty ass looking bewbies. Saggy cleavage is not attractive and don't ya love how she is resting her hand and camera on her saggy teat?

Then she says the pic is a couple of years old..hahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah freebird must think 2ps is a dating site, where you post photos of yourself from 15 years ago.

Anonymous said...

Good God, there are no attractive Peas on that thread! Usually there are at least 2 or 3, but they are all FUGLY! Why do ugly people like to post pics of themselves? Big pics at that.

Anonymous said...

OMG DAYUUUUM! What a fat ass!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3148132#29619644

Anonymous said...

194 - I don't agree. I'm not handslapping, I have made negative comments about appearances in the past. Some of the women on that thread are attractive and the rest are normal looking, not super pretty, but definitely not fugly.
Heartcat fucked up her own photo with that stupid photoshopping of her eyes, skin and double chin, she made herself look creepy.

Anonymous said...

I hate Burning Farts glasses - so unflattering. Plus they look like the nosepiece is taped. Goober. LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Ugh. Brandy327. Ugh.

January 28, 2012 4:44 PM

Shut the hell up. Brandy is a nice girl who never said a mean word to anyone. There's no need to smack on her looks.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3148260

What is she talking about? Has something happened to her a family member, what??

Anonymous said...

BF's hair is looking truly tragic in that pic.

Anonymous said...

I thought Brandy327 was the one who micro manages every little detail of her kids life's. Guess I had her confused with the other Brandy who is indeed a nice person. I only smack on mean bitches, Brandy327 doesn't deserved any smacking.

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