From the last post: Oh honey, you don't know anything about being a Mormon. Husbands may seem invested in their wives, but no more so than they would be in their dogs (and a dog wouldn't be pressured to get an outside job either). Yes, Mormon women are expected to be subservient, remain forever thin, do all of the cooking & cleaning, and push out the babies. Expect to spend three hours a week in church and a few more "volunteering" for the church. Mormon women have a much higher rate of depression than the general population. Also be prepared to have your husband become a god on his own planet after he dies. You only get to go along if he invites you. ******** Former Mormon says not true.
Have fun being a mormon 193 looks like they have some wacky ideas that go beyond having lots and lots of kids.
God was once a man like us. God has a tangible body of flesh and bone. God lives on a planet near the star Kolob. God ("Heavenly Father") has at least one wife, our "Mother in Heaven," but she is so holy that we are not to discuss her nor pray to her. Jesus was married. We can become like God and rule over our own universe. There are many gods, ruling over their own worlds. Jesus and Satan ("Lucifer") are brothers, and they are our brothers - we are all spirit children of Heavenly Father Jesus Christ was conceived by God the Father by having sex with Mary, who was temporarily his wife. We should not pray to Jesus, nor try to feel a personal relationship with him. The "Lord" ("Jehovah") in the Old Testament is the being named Jesus in the New Testament, but different from "God the Father" ("Elohim"). In the highest degree of the celestial kingdom some men will have more than one wife. Before coming to this earth we lived as spirits in a "pre-existence", during which we were tested; our position in this life (whether born to Mormons or savages, or in America or Africa) is our reward or punishment for our obedience in that life. Dark skin is a curse from God, the result of our sin, or the sin of our ancestors. If sufficiently righteous, a dark-skinned person will become light-skinned. The Garden of Eden was in Missouri. All humanity before the Great Flood lived in the western hemisphere. The Ark transported Noah and the other survivors to the eastern hemisphere. Not only will human beings be resurrected to eternal life, but also all animals - everything that has ever lived on earth - will be resurrected and dwell in heaven. Christ will not return to earth in any year that has seen a rainbow. Mormons should avoid traveling on water, since Satan rules the waters. The sun receives its light from the star Kolob. If a Gentile becomes Mormon, the Holy Ghost actually purges his Gentile blood and replaces it with Israelite blood. A righteous Mormon will actually see the face of God in the Mormon temple. You can identify a false angel by the color of his hair, or by offering to shake his hand.
http://www.exmormon.org/tract2.htm
February 8, 2012 7:41 AM
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The only difference between this and mainstream christianity is the details. Skyfairy, water into wine, stoning, resurrection, pillars of salt, the ark, yadda yadda, it's all there.
From the last post: Oh honey, you don't know anything about being a Mormon. Husbands may seem invested in their wives, but no more so than they would be in their dogs (and a dog wouldn't be pressured to get an outside job either). Yes, Mormon women are expected to be subservient, remain forever thin, do all of the cooking & cleaning, and push out the babies. Expect to spend three hours a week in church and a few more "volunteering" for the church. Mormon women have a much higher rate of depression than the general population. Also be prepared to have your husband become a god on his own planet after he dies. You only get to go along if he invites you.
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Other than the "if he invites you" this former Mormon says this is true.
Who thinks MiniMcguyverGirl is full of shit, he proposed on Friday the 13th, which was back in January, and she didn't say anything until the thread was bumped?
**I went to a mormon church once with my friend. They separated the women and men and the women went to class. The class was filled with info about being a good wife and mother.
Fuck that shit. I walked out. My job here on earth is not to kiss a mans feet and shoot out his kids. Mormon women need to grow some balls. **
The separation of men and women is 1 hour of the 3 total hours. The separation is more gender specific, not to kiss a man's feet and shoot out his kids. I don't know what church you went to, but it's not the one I belong to. This is how twisted rumors and untruths are perceived to be true, because comments like the ones above. As for the "scary ass shit" on exmormon.com, of course you'll see stuff like that. You have a bunch of bitter people twisting things around and coming up with their own conclusions that are way off. It's not the LDS church I belong to.
Spot on, 10. I predict "the wedding is being delayed" blah blah blah.
I feel sorry for her because people keep asking, but she brought it on herself. Word to the wise: don't brag/ask/inquire about something private before it happens. Or at all.
Oh yea - I'm not believing Minimcguyver - particularly as I don't what kind of "design" her ring is - but it sure as shit doesn't take a month to resize a ring. My ring finger is size 4 - and even a channel, diamond anniversary band takes a couple days.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150649 -------------- Some Peas actually can't wipe without asking for a how-to.
Does anyone have a link to karmatir's crazy bouquet photo? ----------
I just looked up her post history from this week, she only wrote on 11 threads, so here you go and stop being lazy. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3149730&pg=2#29649694
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150649 -------------- Some Peas actually can't wipe without asking for a how-to. +++++++++ Captain K gets the stupid prize.
**I went to a mormon church once with my friend. They separated the women and men and the women went to class. The class was filled with info about being a good wife and mother.
Fuck that shit. I walked out. My job here on earth is not to kiss a mans feet and shoot out his kids. Mormon women need to grow some balls. **
The separation of men and women is 1 hour of the 3 total hours. The separation is more gender specific, not to kiss a man's feet and shoot out his kids. I don't know what church you went to, but it's not the one I belong to. This is how twisted rumors and untruths are perceived to be true, because comments like the ones above. As for the "scary ass shit" on exmormon.com, of course you'll see stuff like that. You have a bunch of bitter people twisting things around and coming up with their own conclusions that are way off. It's not the LDS church I belong to.
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Well it's true sweetie. The church was in the East Bay of SF.
It was a fucking meat market. So many guys were coming up to me to introduce themselves, it gave me the heebie jeebies. The class was also utterly ridiculous.
I'm a pretty independent person though but if being married and having kids is what you live for, do your thing. If you grew up in that environment, it's probably normal but from someone on the outside, it was weird.
I'll never understand why people post their pictures in threads like the engagement ring thread.
Either you come off looking like a braggart, like you're trying too hard and end up looking foolish, or like the "poor country cousin" who is overly proud of her 1/4 karat ring.
Same thing happens when they start sharing pictures/descriptions of their houses.
I'll never understand why people post their pictures in threads like the engagement ring thread. ------------
I disagree, I think for the most part it's fun to see what other people have. If the thread is asking for pics you are not a braggart. This is why Jill is considered a braggart because she posts pics weekly without anyone asking.
Holy hell. I didn't realize there were full-grown women who don't know how to wipe properly. CaptainKunt you fucking thread-bumping fool--this is going on the spread sheet for sure!
What do you mean by PIMP!!!!..I'm NOT an Avon rep..I just remember seeing this set and thought it was fugly for 39.99 or what ever the price! _____________
Peter Brimelow, a leading anti-immigration activist and author of the bestselling anti-immigrant tome Alien Nation, is the president of the VDARE Foundation, a nonprofit that warns against the polluting of America by non-whites, Catholics, and Spanish-speaking immigrants. He is also the most prominent contributor to the foundation’s VDARE.com, an immigrant-bashing hate site that regularly publishes works by white supremacists, anti-Semites, and others on the radical right.
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CPAC, the annual conservative Lollapalooza, has invite this guy to speak.
White nationalist groups espouse white supremacist or white separatist ideologies, often focusing on the alleged inferiority of non-whites.
Groups listed in a variety of other categories - Ku Klux Klan, neo-Confederate, neo-Nazi, racist skinhead, and Christian Identity - could also be fairly described as "white nationalist."
I can't even believe the butt wiping thread, that has to go down in history as THE absolutely most crazy, disgusting completely stupid thing I have ever read on 2p. I couldn't even get through it... come on ladies..
The exmormon website is filled with truths that humiliate TBM's (true believing Mormons). As an ex-Mo I can tell you that these stories are very, very truthful (tragically).
The exmormon website is filled with truths that humiliate TBM's (true believing Mormons). As an ex-Mo I can tell you that these stories are very, very truthful (tragically).
Cults are sad yet endlessly intriguing. February 8, 2012 4:33 PM ^ You are correct. The ex sites are full of very useful (and usually truthful) information.
It's kind of mind boggling how some of the bigger cults (Mormon, Jehovah Witness, and even Scientology-although I'd say they've been way more outed than the other two) manage to fly under the public radar, for the most part.
It's fascinating to see how secretive they are about their actual doctrine and policies until people are assimilated.
I'm sure Joseph Smith & Brigham Young didn't plan on the internet being around to share all their deep dark secrets.
And if Romney gets nominated, there will be LOTS more questions from Americans that Mormans won't want to answer. Hang on Mormans it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Both of those dumbasses talking "allegory of the Russian Revolution" just fucking googled that. Too bad it is a stretch using opinion-based literary criticism and missing the entire fucking point.
53 it's specifically about how people get some power and abuse it more and more and how far the "sheeple" will go alomg with it.
Pahina said "From the novel itself, "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." but should have stopped right fucking there. That represents the whole gist of what Orwell is saying. The Russian Revolution shit is all excess interpretation. The whole point is what the author is actually blatantly telling you, and the hopefully learned message. We could read shit into Dr Suess but those criticisms are not what this book's targeted age group is meant for.
Literary Criticism is mainly subjective and not a science of the author's actual intent.
Even if Orwell said in his own words that the Russian Revolution was an underlying influence he drew from to create the story, it is still not the fucking main, secondary, or even tertiary point to be drawn from the novel.
For fuck's sake - it's an anti socialist/communist fucking manifesto - if you want to say it's not referencing the Russian Revolution only if you don't think the fucking Russian Revolution was about communism. For fuck's sake - you people who think you're smart are fucking morans.
And because someone is sure to miss the sarcasm in 55, you are spot on with this, 54:
Even if Orwell said in his own words that the Russian Revolution was an underlying influence he drew from to create the story, it is still not the fucking main, secondary, or even tertiary point to be drawn from the novel.
But really, it will serve danid right when her snowflake give the peas' wiki answer and then can't explain it.
"Even if Orwell said in his own words that the Russian Revolution was an underlying influence he drew from to create the story, *it is still not the fucking main, secondary, or even tertiary point to be drawn from the novel.* "
Obviously needs repeating for the "genius" Wikipedia crowd.
I notice a LOT of posts on the peas board are about the same exact things just posted on Straight Dope boards. None in particular right now, but something I have noticed a bunch over time. Don't know if it is peas on both boards, peas copying situations or topics directly from the other boards same day, OR in the case of movies, shows or products, paid shills pretending to be people enjoying something. Think "the Joneses" movie type of scenario, but web based.
63, why the hell would someone post that that thing was IN their home?!? Seriously, I would have to consider moving. But I wouldn't be showing it off. Geez.
No kidding 65, but she didn't even find it recently according to her posts, which makes me think someone else probably posted it somewhere and she wants to be the big hero to solve it when 'experts' can't
So it's ok to factually state that a celebrity is overweight.
But god help the blog bitch who points out the fact that squillen and her children are overweight.
I have no dog in the fight, but really, facts are facts. And if it's ok to dog on celebrities because they put it out there, then it's ok to dog on peas because they put it out there. Or isn't it?
Can anyone translate this crap? From the fat thread. "We live in a society obsessed with overall appearance (particularly weight). To be fat is akin to being: lazy, no willpower, unattractive. Being called fat is as much an insult as it is stating a fact. It's not like saying Adele has brown hair (brown hair is not considered disparaging)."
The fat girl peas are too funny. Adele is 23, has a pretty face, nice make up and nice clothes. But fat girls just like skinny girls don't stay pretty forever. Then you are just left with the fat and a lifetime of denial.
I was going to say the same thing about Karl Lagerfield. Have these people read any interviews with him? I'd take his assessment of me with a grain of salt.
PeanutPatty is such a fucking liar who made this story up just to cause a big "scandal". She has always talked shit about animals and shelters, so I was suspicious when I saw the initial post, and now that is confirmed with her update. No doubt she hates rescues and shelters because at some point in the past was denied for whatever dipshit thing she said about caring for an animal. She has lashed out at others who have posted about pets, and now this little stunt. What a fucking scumbag with a lot of time on her hands to fuck with people. Ignore the cunt.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150787 Christ who gives a shit? I'd be feeding the bitch fancy diapers and a cheap beer.
86 SORRY should be corrected to read PEPPERMINTpatty, sorry to PeanutPatty and YUP she was denied for good reason and the shelters in Rockville, MD probably also googled and found her post histoty and pic: ---------------
--------------------------------------- Quote from another pea: "These, I'm sure, are the same peas who JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND why a rescue won't give them a dog." ---------------------- Peppermintpatty PeaFixture
PeaNut 279995 - October 2006 Posts: 3516 Layouts: 40 Loc: Peaing in Rockville, MD Posted: 1/18/2012 1:16:23 PM
I happen to be one of those people that can't get a dog from a rescue and I DON'T happen to be like that. Please don't lump people into generalizations.
PeppermintPatty was no doubt blackballed for good reason. They don't turn down good homes for petty reasons and this thread was another where she was trying to start truoble again
PeppermintPatty was no doubt blackballed for good reason. They don't turn down good homes for petty reasons and this thread was another where she was trying to start truoble again ========== She wants a small dog of a very popular breed. It isn't that there are no dogs available the exact dog she wanted isn't available. The focus on a single dog is a red flag for shelters unless the person has a long history with a breed. They know from experience that people fall in love with the look of a dog and don't consider the reality. Many small breeds have expensive medical care needs that people caught up in how cute they are seldom consider.
Why are you talking about a dog thread from last year? Several people in that thread said they couldn't get a rescue animal. It's different in major cities.
That is so true. The people I know who are on welfare (who brag about it at that), all have coach purses, drive nice SUVs that are all gas hogs, have smartphones, etc. Yet they can't afford to pay for their own groceries or whatnot. It's really about what choices you make.
================================================= I'd sure like to know where the pea bitches meet these welfare queens. I've never met someone on welfare who drives a nice SUV, has a smartphone, or has a Coach purse.
Typically ignorant peatards. If someone is poor, it MUST be because they're lazy, right?
That is so true. The people I know who are on welfare (who brag about it at that), all have coach purses, drive nice SUVs that are all gas hogs, have smartphones, etc. Yet they can't afford to pay for their own groceries or whatnot. It's really about what choices you make.
================================================= I'd sure like to know where the pea bitches meet these welfare queens. I've never met someone on welfare who drives a nice SUV, has a smartphone, or has a Coach purse.
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On Planet Wingnut.
Aound here the poors live in shitty section 8 appartment blocks, drive beaters or take the bus. The ones I know are fond of Coach *knock-offs*. As for cell phones, they can be had very cheap (pre-loaded, etc) and are pretty much a necessity in 2012.
That Suze Orman thread is a living illustration of that Steinbeck quote:
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor don't see themselves an exploited proletariat, but a bunch of embarrassed, temporarily down-on-their-luck millionaires."
The brainwashed "don't even realize they are just drones too" on that Orman thread are not even addressing the question.
They are ignoring the whole point that poverty is determined by income level, not credit card debt. AND, that currently, 1 in 3 Americans ARE in that poverty category, based on income alone. Peatards.
And I can't believe no one called out brain-dead deven on this, "Who wants to be a "worker" anyway? A cog in a big machine? This country is made up of primarily small to medium-sized family-run, owner-operated businesses."
Really? She must live in some type of alternate universe where all our service industry jobs are magically performed by invisibles. After all, who would want to acknowledge the existence of the great unwashed cogs in their machine?
Who thinks MiniMcguyverGirl is full of shit, he proposed on Friday the 13th, which was back in January, and she didn't say anything until the thread was bumped?
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100% agreed. No fucking way she posted a huge gushing post that her BF *might* propose, then not post anything when he does propose. I actually feel sorry for her.
They're always running their pieholes about small business, entrepeneurship, etc, - they glorify it.
But they apparently don't understand the harsh reality. Like the high start-up failure rate, that most small businesspeople do NOT get rich, the soul-sucking hours one must put in, etc.
funny we should be on the subject of Animal Farm and 1984 yesterday. Coz i'm betting if George Orwell was able to view modern day America and then read the peaspeak at the pod he'd be turning in his grave. Ironic, when you consider his fear was communism.
PeaNut 176832 - November 2004 Posts: 9378 Layouts: 0 Loc: in my own little corner, in my own little world...in No. Va.!
Posted: 2/9/2012 9:28:42 AM AND teach them to scream "STOP! You're not my Dad!" and also have a secret word. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
apparently many peas are completely clueless that the majority of citizens on government assistance are THE WHITE *WORKING* POOR. and the average monthly benefit is something like $150.
eh, we don't want to pop their Moran Bubble and fuck up their fantastical, outrage-filled sterotypes.
I love that the same peas that screeeeetch about abortion - and now birth control - are the same ones who nonstop bitch about welfare, the burden of having to pay for the 'underclass', etc.
Yes. They hate the "underclass" and don't want to pay any thier costs via taxes but simultaniously want to drive the largest provider of low-income health services out of business. Go figure. I can't.
AND, that currently, 1 in 3 Americans ARE in that poverty category, based on income alone. Peatards.
... Then it is time to adjust what we call poverty. A good number of the people claiming poor have taxpayer funded housing, taxpayer provided groceries, taxpayer assistance on utilities, healthcare coverage courtesy of the taxpayer, Internet service paid for with other citizens' money, and cell phones to boot. About the only things the people have to buy with their own money is booze, cigarettes, illicit drugs, and cable tv (or is that paid for as well?)
hi there cunty ham!! Good line of peaspeak ya got going there. Are you a secret sociologist or economist? Coz those are the type of people that get to define poverty, which has always been based on earned income. Ya know, people with an edukashion. Something you wouldn't recognize if one hit you in the face.
btw: you might think you can gerrymander cold hard facts, like your Republican congressional districts. But some of us actually have eyes and brains.
I'd sure like to know where the pea bitches meet these welfare queens. I've never met someone on welfare who drives a nice SUV, has a smartphone, or has a Coach purse. ___________________________________ I know one. She is a half time teacher at my school, so her income is only in the $20,000-$25,000 range. Single mother of two. The state pays her a $500/month subsidy for her apartment, gives her another $500/month to spend on groceries, and pays for her kids' health insurance. Her kids eat free school breakfasts and lunches. The state even pays for her healthclub membership. She has an iPad and an iPhone, wears designer clothes, eats only organic, and drives a brand-new Prius (that was probably bought with the Obama Cash-for-Clunkers incentive). She took a "girls' long-weekend trip" to the Bahamas over fall break. Yeah, the government is subsidizing her so she can spend her income on luxuries.
I'm not at all surprized that the peas know so many welfare queens. The peatards every day demonstrate how immoral, ignorant and hypocritical they are. So I'm sure their over whelming knowledge of these welfare queens is gleaned from personal experience. Their own personal experience.
They certainly have an in depth wealth of knowledge of all the programs out there, some I've never even heard of. It is well known that many, many programs are not widely publicised, even to target audiences, and are consequently under-utilized. So that alone tells me they go seeking this shit out. Since they are generally so dumb, I'm sure they are not seeking this stuff out for mental enrichment alone.
Of fucking course all the perfect peas on the suze orman thread live WAY below their means, graduated from college debt free, and plan to retire 20 years before their peers. When life seems too perfect, really makes me wonder what they are hiding...
************************************* We also use a secret word, I got the idea from a friend who did this with his kids. Basically, when someone who isn't you, goes to pick up your kids, instead of just saying "Your mom sent me." They also give the password. The password is picked by the child so they can easily remember it and the password changes after its used. My son chose "Maccaroni and Cheese" as the password. :)
We've only had to do this once since I don't normally have other people pick up my children, but it was great. Same friend who told me about passwords, picked up my kids when our car broke down. My son asked him, "What's the password?" and friend answered "Mac and cheese." and that was that. They know not to go with anyone who doesn't know the PW.
so darkangel expects us to believe that she only grocery shops once a month to save money, but she wastes 4 hours a day, and all that gas?? I'm calling troll on her...
--I'm opting out of taking care of other people. I'm taking care of my family. I'm over paying for everyone else's free ride.---
Compassion just oozes out on this one.
You know what ya big trollop, H and I don't have kids, don't really like most kids, so fuck all of them.
I am so tired of paying for schools teaching your little ankle biters. Why should my tax money go to teach your hellions? Fuck them. Home school or send them to a the private Baptist Academy down the street.
They probably only have one car. If she doesn't take him she has no transportation during the day. Many food stamp recipients only shop once a month on the first because that is when their card loads money for the next month. That is why you should never go to Walmart on the 1st day of the month.
They probably only have one car. If she doesn't take him she has no transportation during the day
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If the made the sacrifice to have him take the car for a month, they could probably save enough for a beater car that she could keep at home...just something to get to an appointment with or to do a quick grocery run. The stupidity of some people is astounding.
I agree that the thought of DA on the roads is frightening. And it's truly horrifying that of the two of them in that marriage, that SHE is the only one qualified to drive.
The brain in the jeep thing is also terrifyingly funny.
I am so tired of paying for schools teaching your little ankle biters. Why should my tax money go to teach your hellions? Fuck them. Home school or send them to a the private Baptist Academy down the street.
See how that works?
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Sign me up for that opt out. While we're at it, I don't want *my* tax dollars paying for Iraq, churches or any religous-based programs, NASCAR advertising, or Lil' Rascals for the diabeetus teatards.
I have no problem with the pray for dog thread. It's better than some of the other crap they want you to pray for. I have pets and believe you me, even though i'm atheist, I'd put more money on pets going to heaven than the majority of the peatards
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150950 ================================== Needs help with her DD's homework "its for her excellerated learning group"
I guess she didn't get those excellerated genes from her mother.
This chick is obsessed with TV shows! How does she have time to watch all the shows she watches? I don't think there's a show she DOESN'T watch! --------- I know this comment is old, but I am just reading today. I knew before even opening the link that is was CADoodleBug. How does she have time for anything else?!?!
172...so should kids who lost their parents just be forgotten about? Yes, it started with a tragedy, but she is trying to bring some happiness back into a child's life. She should be happy that she is out there trying to help a child who has gone through a terrible experience.
2 the "I'm so excited because my little ministry got it's start..." seems a little excessive since the poor girl lost a parent.
3 it shouldn't be "look at what a good Christian" I am by doing this. I'm not sure of the correct bible verse but basically you do good deeds because you want to and you don't run around bragging about them.
4 she annoys me with her general attitude about religion
OMFG...would bragging be "look how awesome the book I just made is!!!" You bitches are so fucking miserable you just look for the smallest stupid crap to tear people down about. Now just telling about something you are starting is bragging. awesome
"I'm sorry your niece and her husband made lifestyle choices they can't afford - like having 4 kids, so that she can't work and him not having the skills to find a job outside construction."
as to what it would look like..maybe Obama on a cell and the words, "IIIIII'm, sooooo in love with you....". thinking of things that will piss off the zels.
So glad some of the Peas are smacking down this woman's rush to make her babies grow up, with a little snark thrown in here and there as well. e.g. "well, I never had nanny experience, I just tried to raise 2 kids . . ." LOL! http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151075 And FWIW - I think Captain K is 100% right on that thread!
bostonmom just seems so insecure. I guess when my kids were young, I just did it. Gave them a cup, let them play with it, then they learned the correct way to use it. Doesn't seem like rocket science to me...
I don't think 6 months is that early to start them on sippy cups unless she plans on completely replace the bottle. But yeah she has some issues and those kids are fucked. Who knows they may have been better off with their bio parents.
bostonheart was the one who was afraid to have any work done on their place while her husband wasn't home. I think she actually started a thread about being afraid to answer her door...
It seems like Captain Kunt was being somewhat normal yesterday in her responses, but she's back on the wagon today! -------------------- Don't forget-CaptainKunt doesn't know how to wipe her own ass. Bwahaha!
Only obese people can reach around from behind and wipe their asses properly. Give me a fucking break at all the fatties with shit in their twat holes.
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From the last post: Oh honey, you don't know anything about being a Mormon. Husbands may seem invested in their wives, but no more so than they would be in their dogs (and a dog wouldn't be pressured to get an outside job either). Yes, Mormon women are expected to be subservient, remain forever thin, do all of the cooking & cleaning, and push out the babies. Expect to spend three hours a week in church and a few more "volunteering" for the church. Mormon women have a much higher rate of depression than the general population. Also be prepared to have your husband become a god on his own planet after he dies. You only get to go along if he invites you.
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Former Mormon says not true.
Stop with the fucking Mormon shit - we don't care!
Does anyone have a link to karmatir's crazy bouquet photo?
Oh come on 3 the one about the garden of Eden being in Missouri was pretty funny don't you think?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150453
Engagement ring link.
I thought TracyArts was the Pea with two "husbands". She doesn't mention that on this thread. Or do I have her mixed up with someone else?
I am not sure about the 2 husbands thing, but I'm pretty sure she has an open relationship (steady boyfriend on the side).
Have fun being a mormon 193 looks like they have some wacky ideas that go beyond having lots and lots of kids.
God was once a man like us.
God has a tangible body of flesh and bone.
God lives on a planet near the star Kolob.
God ("Heavenly Father") has at least one wife, our "Mother in Heaven," but she is so holy that we are not to discuss her nor pray to her.
Jesus was married.
We can become like God and rule over our own universe.
There are many gods, ruling over their own worlds.
Jesus and Satan ("Lucifer") are brothers, and they are our brothers - we are all spirit children of Heavenly Father
Jesus Christ was conceived by God the Father by having sex with Mary, who was temporarily his wife.
We should not pray to Jesus, nor try to feel a personal relationship with him.
The "Lord" ("Jehovah") in the Old Testament is the being named Jesus in the New Testament, but different from "God the Father" ("Elohim").
In the highest degree of the celestial kingdom some men will have more than one wife.
Before coming to this earth we lived as spirits in a "pre-existence", during which we were tested; our position in this life (whether born to Mormons or savages, or in America or Africa) is our reward or punishment for our obedience in that life.
Dark skin is a curse from God, the result of our sin, or the sin of our ancestors. If sufficiently righteous, a dark-skinned person will become light-skinned.
The Garden of Eden was in Missouri. All humanity before the Great Flood lived in the western hemisphere. The Ark transported Noah and the other survivors to the eastern hemisphere.
Not only will human beings be resurrected to eternal life, but also all animals - everything that has ever lived on earth - will be resurrected and dwell in heaven.
Christ will not return to earth in any year that has seen a rainbow.
Mormons should avoid traveling on water, since Satan rules the waters.
The sun receives its light from the star Kolob.
If a Gentile becomes Mormon, the Holy Ghost actually purges his Gentile blood and replaces it with Israelite blood.
A righteous Mormon will actually see the face of God in the Mormon temple.
You can identify a false angel by the color of his hair, or by offering to shake his hand.
http://www.exmormon.org/tract2.htm
February 8, 2012 7:41 AM
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The only difference between this and mainstream christianity is the details. Skyfairy, water into wine, stoning, resurrection, pillars of salt, the ark, yadda yadda, it's all there.
Pretty much same song, different verse.
From the last post: Oh honey, you don't know anything about being a Mormon. Husbands may seem invested in their wives, but no more so than they would be in their dogs (and a dog wouldn't be pressured to get an outside job either). Yes, Mormon women are expected to be subservient, remain forever thin, do all of the cooking & cleaning, and push out the babies. Expect to spend three hours a week in church and a few more "volunteering" for the church. Mormon women have a much higher rate of depression than the general population. Also be prepared to have your husband become a god on his own planet after he dies. You only get to go along if he invites you.
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Other than the "if he invites you" this former Mormon says this is true.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140401
Who thinks MiniMcguyverGirl is full of shit, he proposed on Friday the 13th, which was back in January, and she didn't say anything until the thread was bumped?
**I went to a mormon church once with my friend. They separated the women and men and the women went to class. The class was filled with info about being a good wife and mother.
Fuck that shit. I walked out. My job here on earth is not to kiss a mans feet and shoot out his kids. Mormon women need to grow some balls. **
The separation of men and women is 1 hour of the 3 total hours. The separation is more gender specific, not to kiss a man's feet and shoot out his kids. I don't know what church you went to, but it's not the one I belong to. This is how twisted rumors and untruths are perceived to be true, because comments like the ones above. As for the "scary ass shit" on exmormon.com, of course you'll see stuff like that. You have a bunch of bitter people twisting things around and coming up with their own conclusions that are way off. It's not the LDS church I belong to.
Spot on, 10. I predict "the wedding is being delayed" blah blah blah.
I feel sorry for her because people keep asking, but she brought it on herself. Word to the wise: don't brag/ask/inquire about something private before it happens. Or at all.
Oh yea - I'm not believing Minimcguyver - particularly as I don't what kind of "design" her ring is - but it sure as shit doesn't take a month to resize a ring. My ring finger is size 4 - and even a channel, diamond anniversary band takes a couple days.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150649
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Some Peas actually can't wipe without asking for a how-to.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150637
This chick is obsessed with TV shows! How does she have time to watch all the shows she watches? I don't think there's a show she DOESN'T watch!
14, kinda proves what some of us thought all along, doesn't it?
Stop with the fucking Mormon shit - we don't care!
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I care, I find it fascinating. Aren't many cult members around here so I only interact with them on the board.
lisabb has upped karmatir for the ugliest engagement ring.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150453
Does anyone have a link to karmatir's crazy bouquet photo?
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I just looked up her post history from this week, she only wrote on 11 threads, so here you go and stop being lazy.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3149730&pg=2#29649694
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150649
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Some Peas actually can't wipe without asking for a how-to.
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Captain K gets the stupid prize.
Shoot, there goes my Mormon cruise idea.
**I went to a mormon church once with my friend. They separated the women and men and the women went to class. The class was filled with info about being a good wife and mother.
Fuck that shit. I walked out. My job here on earth is not to kiss a mans feet and shoot out his kids. Mormon women need to grow some balls. **
The separation of men and women is 1 hour of the 3 total hours. The separation is more gender specific, not to kiss a man's feet and shoot out his kids. I don't know what church you went to, but it's not the one I belong to. This is how twisted rumors and untruths are perceived to be true, because comments like the ones above. As for the "scary ass shit" on exmormon.com, of course you'll see stuff like that. You have a bunch of bitter people twisting things around and coming up with their own conclusions that are way off. It's not the LDS church I belong to.
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Well it's true sweetie. The church was in the East Bay of SF.
It was a fucking meat market. So many guys were coming up to me to introduce themselves, it gave me the heebie jeebies. The class was also utterly ridiculous.
I'm a pretty independent person though but if being married and having kids is what you live for, do your thing. If you grew up in that environment, it's probably normal but from someone on the outside, it was weird.
lisabb has upped karmatir for the ugliest engagement ring.
I thought I seen that ring in the Avon book a while back..it has a necklace and earrings to match. LOL
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150649
Who is adding a column on their spreadsheet for this? ewwww
lisabb has upped karmatir for the ugliest engagement ring.
I thought I seen that ring in the Avon book a while back..it has a necklace and earrings to match. LOL
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PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That wiping thread is so gross.
If you wipe from back to front, you are getting your shit particles IN WITH YOUR VAGINA.
Most of those women probably don't have husbands who go down on them but GROSS.
I'll never understand why people post their pictures in threads like the engagement ring thread.
Either you come off looking like a braggart, like you're trying too hard and end up looking foolish, or like the "poor country cousin" who is overly proud of her 1/4 karat ring.
Same thing happens when they start sharing pictures/descriptions of their houses.
I'll never understand why people post their pictures in threads like the engagement ring thread.
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I disagree, I think for the most part it's fun to see what other people have. If the thread is asking for pics you are not a braggart. This is why Jill is considered a braggart because she posts pics weekly without anyone asking.
lisabb has upped karmatir for the ugliest engagement ring.
I thought I seen that ring in the Avon book a while back..it has a necklace and earrings to match. LOL
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PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you mean by PIMP!!!!..I'm NOT an Avon
rep..I just remember seeing this set and thought it was fugly for 39.99
or what ever the price!
Stop with the fucking Mormon shit - we don't care!
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I care, I find it fascinating. Aren't many cult members around here so I only interact with them on the board.
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I care too, because it drives the mormons nuts that there is so much on the internet that people aren't supposed to know. I'm ex mormom btw.
PIMP - Peed In My Pants. As in I laughed so hard...
Jebus you need to get out on teh interwebs more often. That phrase has been around since, well, forever.
Moran.
That wiping thread is so gross.
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Holy hell. I didn't realize there were full-grown women who don't know how to wipe properly. CaptainKunt you fucking thread-bumping fool--this is going on the spread sheet for sure!
What do you mean by PIMP!!!!..I'm NOT an Avon
rep..I just remember seeing this set and thought it was fugly for 39.99
or what ever the price!
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LOL! Ya dummy.
And by the way, LOL means "laughing out loud". It's a way of expressing amusement over something.
Peter Brimelow, VDARE
Ideology: White Nationalist
Peter Brimelow, a leading anti-immigration activist and author of the bestselling anti-immigrant tome Alien Nation, is the president of the VDARE Foundation, a nonprofit that warns against the polluting of America by non-whites, Catholics, and Spanish-speaking immigrants. He is also the most prominent contributor to the foundation’s VDARE.com, an immigrant-bashing hate site that regularly publishes works by white supremacists, anti-Semites, and others on the radical right.
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CPAC, the annual conservative Lollapalooza, has invite this guy to speak.
HOW DARE WE CALL THEM RACISTS???!
White nationalist groups espouse white supremacist or white separatist ideologies, often focusing on the alleged inferiority of non-whites.
Groups listed in a variety of other categories - Ku Klux Klan, neo-Confederate, neo-Nazi, racist skinhead, and Christian Identity - could also be fairly described as "white nationalist."
I can't even believe the butt wiping thread, that has to go down in history as THE absolutely most crazy, disgusting completely stupid thing I have ever read on 2p. I couldn't even get through it... come on ladies..
PIMP - Peed In My Pants. As in I laughed so hard...
Jebus you need to get out on teh interwebs more often. That phrase has been around since, well, forever.
Moran.PIMP - Peed In My Pants. As in I laughed so hard...
Jebus you need to get out on teh interwebs more often. That phrase has been around since, well, forever.
Moran.
ahhh..been on the interwebs and never heard that one...sorry
Thought you were calling me out as a Avon groupie. Been a long week =)
I thought I seen that ring in the Avon book a while back..it has a necklace and earrings to match. LOL
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PIMP!!!
That is some nasty ass grammer their, moran.
LOL!!!
nightowl scrapper needs a strong cup of stfu.
www.exmormon.org
an excellent website for recovering mormons
The exmormon website is filled with truths that humiliate TBM's (true believing Mormons). As an ex-Mo I can tell you that these stories are very, very truthful (tragically).
Cults are sad yet endlessly intriguing.
nightowl scrapper needs a strong cup of stfu.
February 8, 2012 4:19 PM
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So true. She needs multiple daily cups. Every day.
The exmormon website is filled with truths that humiliate TBM's (true believing Mormons). As an ex-Mo I can tell you that these stories are very, very truthful (tragically).
Cults are sad yet endlessly intriguing.
February 8, 2012 4:33 PM
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You are correct. The ex sites are full of very useful (and usually truthful) information.
It's kind of mind boggling how some of the bigger cults (Mormon, Jehovah Witness, and even Scientology-although I'd say they've been way more outed than the other two) manage to fly under the public radar, for the most part.
It's fascinating to see how secretive they are about their actual doctrine and policies until people are assimilated.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150723
Threads like this irritate the piss out of me. MAKE YOUR DAMNED KID DO HER OWN FUCKING HOMEWORK!!!
In a couple of years she will be wondering why her precious can't hack it in college.
FMR
haha looks like someone told her that after all
I'm sure Joseph Smith & Brigham Young didn't plan on the internet being around to share all their deep dark secrets.
And if Romney gets nominated, there will be LOTS more questions from Americans that Mormans won't want to answer. Hang on Mormans it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Fucking love pet!
And as for the clone answer from pahina, Yeah riiight..i'm sure her teacher is going to buy that was her original idea in one sentence.
Both of those dumbasses talking "allegory of the Russian Revolution" just fucking googled that. Too bad it is a stretch using opinion-based literary criticism and missing the entire fucking point.
well, danid's gone quiet, so either pet chased her off or she's already busily transcribing it into her clueless spawn's notebook.
To add to 49-
Not to mention the "allegory of the Russian Revolution" criticism refers to 1984, not fucking Animal Farm stupid twats.
Can't wait until snowflake gets asked to explain by teacher
dumb fucks. "Teacher Union President? why am I not surprised?
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Christine58
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PeaNut 164125 - August 2004
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She does get that this is an allegory about the Russian Revolution right???
Some people only dream of angels, I have held one in my arms.
pahina722
Peasfully Grading
PeaNut 167524 - September 2004
Posts: 5813 Layouts: 1
Loc: Northwest Florida
Posted: 2/8/2012 7:34:07 PM
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From the novel itself, "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." It's an allegory of the Russian Revolution and Communism.
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Huh. I always thought it was about the Russian Revolution, too. I guess you geniuses know better. @@
53 it's specifically about how people get some power and abuse it more and more and how far the "sheeple" will go alomg with it.
Pahina said "From the novel itself, "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."
but should have stopped right fucking there. That represents the whole gist of what Orwell is saying. The Russian Revolution shit is all excess interpretation. The whole point is what the author is actually blatantly telling you, and the hopefully learned message. We could read shit into Dr Suess but those criticisms are not what this book's targeted age group is meant for.
Literary Criticism is mainly subjective and not a science of the author's actual intent.
Even if Orwell said in his own words that the Russian Revolution was an underlying influence he drew from to create the story, it is still not the fucking main, secondary, or even tertiary point to be drawn from the novel.
Yeah, well WIKI SAYS that Orwell even stated that it was an allegory about Russia.
so there
For fuck's sake - it's an anti socialist/communist fucking manifesto - if you want to say it's not referencing the Russian Revolution only if you don't think the fucking Russian Revolution was about communism. For fuck's sake - you people who think you're smart are fucking morans.
And because someone is sure to miss the sarcasm in 55, you are spot on with this, 54:
Even if Orwell said in his own words that the Russian Revolution was an underlying influence he drew from to create the story, it is still not the fucking main, secondary, or even tertiary point to be drawn from the novel.
But really, it will serve danid right when her snowflake give the peas' wiki answer and then can't explain it.
"Even if Orwell said in his own words that the Russian Revolution was an underlying influence he drew from to create the story, *it is still not the fucking main, secondary, or even tertiary point to be drawn from the novel.* "
Obviously needs repeating for the "genius" Wikipedia crowd.
lol 57 great minds at the same time :)
Sadly, most of the HS teachers I've encountered really are looking for the wiki-type answer.
HS? Wow. Sad commentary if that is what HS level is now. Holy crap, early Jr High at the very latest, but HS??????? Sad, dumbed down fucking society.
56 probably thinks that "Catcher in the Rye" is the epitome of complicated adult literature.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150671
Holy fucking shit.
A fucking message boards of etimologists can't agree with what this stupid fucking bug is, yet she thinks the peas can?
This is yet another answer grab situation so someone can run back to a board and play pretend expert.
I notice a LOT of posts on the peas board are about the same exact things just posted on Straight Dope boards. None in particular right now, but something I have noticed a bunch over time. Don't know if it is peas on both boards, peas copying situations or topics directly from the other boards same day, OR in the case of movies, shows or products, paid shills pretending to be people enjoying something. Think "the Joneses" movie type of scenario, but web based.
Random thought.
63, why the hell would someone post that that thing was IN their home?!? Seriously, I would have to consider moving. But I wouldn't be showing it off. Geez.
No kidding 65, but she didn't even find it recently according to her posts, which makes me think someone else probably posted it somewhere and she wants to be the big hero to solve it when 'experts' can't
This one should get exciting!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150736
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150736
So StinkyRose can say it is okay to judge a talented singer for being "overweight," while she cuts her own pic off at the neck and has sunglasses on.
Yet still fucking ugly
OMG 67 lol from 68 who posted seconds later
SabrinaM is fooling herself in that thread bigtime. Her face is a size fucking 22W so, just sayin
clarifying 70 to specify SabrinaM's face NOT Adele's
A fucking message boards of etimologists can't agree with what this stupid fucking bug is, yet she thinks the peas can?
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Well, considering the peas go to the Bucket to learn how to wipe their asses, I guess it was worth a shot, eh?
So StinkyRose can say it is okay to judge a talented singer for being "overweight," while she cuts her own pic off at the neck and has sunglasses on.
Yet still fucking ugly
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StinkyRose is 5 feet tall. I don't respect short people.
StinkyRose is 5 feet tall. I don't respect short people.
They got little hands, they got little eyes, they walk around telling great big lies . . .
Stinky Rose didn't say it was okay to judge someone for being overweight. She just said Adele was overweight. It's no lie - Adele isn't thin.
The fat ass peas just can't accept the FACT that Adele is overweight. What's wrong with stating a FACT?
I guess it would go over better if Stinky Rose was fat herself, but she's not.
So it's ok to factually state that a celebrity is overweight.
But god help the blog bitch who points out the fact that squillen and her children are overweight.
I have no dog in the fight, but really, facts are facts. And if it's ok to dog on celebrities because they put it out there, then it's ok to dog on peas because they put it out there. Or isn't it?
batya isn't fat.
I totally see why some would be upset with Lagerfeld's comment.
He didn't simply state that she was overweight. He said "she's a little too fat."
too fat for who? and what constitutes too fat?
it was totally a judgement. And, he was not asked about her weight. Or even anything regarding her appearance.
It was a dick move.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150773
Weird call out of Silver Dolphin. I think.
Can anyone translate this crap? From the fat thread.
"We live in a society obsessed with overall appearance (particularly weight). To be fat is akin to being: lazy, no willpower, unattractive. Being called fat is as much an insult as it is stating a fact. It's not like saying Adele has brown hair (brown hair is not considered disparaging)."
it was totally a judgement. And, he was not asked about her weight. Or even anything regarding her appearance.
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Really 78? What was he asked? What was the context?
The fat girl peas are too funny. Adele is 23, has a pretty face, nice make up and nice clothes. But fat girls just like skinny girls don't stay pretty forever. Then you are just left with the fat and a lifetime of denial.
Karl Lagerfeld is way too gay and too lispy to comment on others. He designs a pretty dress, tho.
83 FTW
I was going to say the same thing about Karl Lagerfield. Have these people read any interviews with him? I'd take his assessment of me with a grain of salt.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=list&forum_id=15
PeanutPatty is such a fucking liar who made this story up just to cause a big "scandal". She has always talked shit about animals and shelters, so I was suspicious when I saw the initial post, and now that is confirmed with her update. No doubt she hates rescues and shelters because at some point in the past was denied for whatever dipshit thing she said about caring for an animal. She has lashed out at others who have posted about pets, and now this little stunt. What a fucking scumbag with a lot of time on her hands to fuck with people. Ignore the cunt.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150787
Christ who gives a shit? I'd be feeding the bitch fancy diapers and a cheap beer.
86 SORRY should be corrected to read PEPPERMINTpatty, sorry to PeanutPatty
and YUP she was denied for good reason and the shelters in Rockville, MD probably also googled and found her post histoty and pic:
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Quote from another pea: "These, I'm sure, are the same peas who JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND why a rescue won't give them a dog."
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Peppermintpatty
PeaFixture
PeaNut 279995 - October 2006
Posts: 3516 Layouts: 40
Loc: Peaing in Rockville, MD
Posted: 1/18/2012 1:16:23 PM
I happen to be one of those people that can't get a dog from a rescue and I DON'T happen to be like that. Please don't lump people into generalizations.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3132292#29376022
PeppermintPatty was no doubt blackballed for good reason. They don't turn down good homes for petty reasons and this thread was another where she was trying to start truoble again
Of course now there are dumbasses who are encouraging her with other ways to get and neglect a pet.
She has a long history well before the 6 months lease of the search of commenting about pets like meaningless objects when it comes to care.
No doubt she has also "gotten rid of" (hate that phrase) a number of pets and her application was full of huge red flags.
6 month leasH it sould have read in 90
PeppermintPatty was no doubt blackballed for good reason. They don't turn down good homes for petty reasons and this thread was another where she was trying to start truoble again
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She wants a small dog of a very popular breed. It isn't that there are no dogs available the exact dog she wanted isn't available. The focus on a single dog is a red flag for shelters unless the person has a long history with a breed. They know from experience that people fall in love with the look of a dog and don't consider the reality. Many small breeds have expensive medical care needs that people caught up in how cute they are seldom consider.
Why are you talking about a dog thread from last year? Several people in that thread said they couldn't get a rescue animal. It's different in major cities.
Don't know Peppermint's history, but I swear, when I saw her title of HORRIBLE UPDATE, I was positive the poor dog had been euthanized by mistake.
It went to another family. Disappointing, but not horrible. I hate that inflammatory shit.
That is so true. The people I know who are on welfare (who brag about it at that), all have coach purses, drive nice SUVs that are all gas hogs, have smartphones, etc. Yet they can't afford to pay for their own groceries or whatnot. It's really about what choices you make.
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I'd sure like to know where the pea bitches meet these welfare queens. I've never met someone on welfare who drives a nice SUV, has a smartphone, or has a Coach purse.
Typically ignorant peatards. If someone is poor, it MUST be because they're lazy, right?
Suze Orman thread.
Are people's Avatars bigger or is it just my computer?
I went to a thread where TravelAgent posted and about shrieked from the sight.
Oh gosh. I shudder to think I may stumble across an even bigger picture of luvmythree! EEK!
JanelK now looks extra greasy
I hate that inflammatory shit.
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But that's what they do best: screetch lame, inflammatory shit at the top of their lungs.
Over and over and over and over....
It's getting beyond tiresome.
That is so true. The people I know who are on welfare (who brag about it at that), all have coach purses, drive nice SUVs that are all gas hogs, have smartphones, etc. Yet they can't afford to pay for their own groceries or whatnot. It's really about what choices you make.
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I'd sure like to know where the pea bitches meet these welfare queens. I've never met someone on welfare who drives a nice SUV, has a smartphone, or has a Coach purse.
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On Planet Wingnut.
Aound here the poors live in shitty section 8 appartment blocks, drive beaters or take the bus. The ones I know are fond of Coach *knock-offs*. As for cell phones, they can be had very cheap (pre-loaded, etc) and are pretty much a necessity in 2012.
That Suze Orman thread is a living illustration of that Steinbeck quote:
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor don't see themselves an exploited proletariat, but a bunch of embarrassed, temporarily down-on-their-luck millionaires."
so true #101
The brainwashed "don't even realize they are just drones too" on that Orman thread are not even addressing the question.
They are ignoring the whole point that poverty is determined by income level, not credit card debt. AND, that currently, 1 in 3 Americans ARE in that poverty category, based on income alone. Peatards.
And I can't believe no one called out brain-dead deven on this, "Who wants to be a "worker" anyway? A cog in a big machine? This country is made up of primarily small to medium-sized family-run, owner-operated businesses."
Really? She must live in some type of alternate universe where all our service industry jobs are magically performed by invisibles. After all, who would want to acknowledge the existence of the great unwashed cogs in their machine?
ugh, lynloons bretheren - the Westboro Baptist Church - are threatening to show up at the Powell boys' funeral.
Apparently their Christian Skyfairy decreed that two little boys be blugeoned and incinerated because Washington State is legalizing gay marriage.
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Facts are irrelevant 102.
Hatin' and blamin' on some group (other than your own) is what is truely important.
Meanwhile, Rome burns.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3140401
Who thinks MiniMcguyverGirl is full of shit, he proposed on Friday the 13th, which was back in January, and she didn't say anything until the thread was bumped?
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100% agreed. No fucking way she posted a huge gushing post that her BF *might* propose, then not post anything when he does propose. I actually feel sorry for her.
They're always running their pieholes about small business, entrepeneurship, etc, - they glorify it.
But they apparently don't understand the harsh reality. Like the high start-up failure rate, that most small businesspeople do NOT get rich, the soul-sucking hours one must put in, etc.
This country is made up of primarily small to medium-sized family-run, owner-operated businesses."
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Begs the question: if it's so damn easy, why don't all the peatards have their own business?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150884
Jeezus, this woman is fucking stoopid. What fucking hole did she crawl out of?
Travel Agent is about to stroke out on that thread.
funny we should be on the subject of Animal Farm and 1984 yesterday. Coz i'm betting if George Orwell was able to view modern day America and then read the peaspeak at the pod he'd be turning in his grave. Ironic, when you consider his fear was communism.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/rescued-dog-bites-nbc-anchor-face-during-feel-141755422.html
and the irony in all this is that the dog has the same name as April's baby - Gladiator Maximus
rcknrollqueen
Posted: 2/9/2012 11:34:03 AM
AND WE'RE OFF!
IMO, Captian K should be restricted and/or muzzled.
Travel Agent is about to stroke out on that thread.
I wish there was a way to block that giant proboscis monkey avatar!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150793
Kelpea
I don't know what to write here
PeaNut 176832 - November 2004
Posts: 9378 Layouts: 0
Loc: in my own little corner, in my own little world...in No. Va.!
Posted: 2/9/2012 9:28:42 AM
AND teach them to scream "STOP! You're not my Dad!" and also have a secret word.
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What do you think she used the secret word for?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3150884&pg=1&icontoggle=true
JHC. Did somebody declare War on Poor People Day at the bucket?
link for 114??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150775
Christ on a cracker!
How fucking hard is it for a grown man to remember the correct name for a food item, when he has been told more than once what it is.
Two perfectly matched fucktards. Let's hope they never breed.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150884
Jeezus, this woman is fucking stoopid. What fucking hole did she crawl out of?
If she's from AZ she must have crawled out of either Skybar or Kim M's asshole.
IMO, Captian K should be restricted and/or muzzled.
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Agreed
apparently many peas are completely clueless that the majority of citizens on government assistance are THE WHITE *WORKING* POOR. and the average monthly benefit is something like $150.
eh, we don't want to pop their Moran Bubble and fuck up their fantastical, outrage-filled sterotypes.
I love that the same peas that screeeeetch about abortion - and now birth control - are the same ones who nonstop bitch about welfare, the burden of having to pay for the 'underclass', etc.
Not a lot of deep thinkers over there.
Yes. They hate the "underclass" and don't want to pay any thier costs via taxes but simultaniously want to drive the largest provider of low-income health services out of business. Go figure. I can't.
link for 114??
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it was in response to 113
113 Was a link to the newstory, here is a link to the thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150828
Are countryham and captain k the same person? They are both crazy.
countryham= white trash KKK type
AND, that currently, 1 in 3 Americans ARE in that poverty category, based on income alone. Peatards.
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Then it is time to adjust what we call poverty. A good number of the people claiming poor have taxpayer funded housing, taxpayer provided groceries, taxpayer assistance on utilities, healthcare coverage courtesy of the taxpayer, Internet service paid for with other citizens' money, and cell phones to boot. About the only things the people have to buy with their own money is booze, cigarettes, illicit drugs, and cable tv (or is that paid for as well?)
hi there cunty ham!! Good line of peaspeak ya got going there. Are you a secret sociologist or economist? Coz those are the type of people that get to define poverty, which has always been based on earned income. Ya know, people with an edukashion. Something you wouldn't recognize if one hit you in the face.
btw: you might think you can gerrymander cold hard facts, like your Republican congressional districts. But some of us actually have eyes and brains.
I'd sure like to know where the pea bitches meet these welfare queens. I've never met someone on welfare who drives a nice SUV, has a smartphone, or has a Coach purse.
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I know one. She is a half time teacher at my school, so her income is only in the $20,000-$25,000 range. Single mother of two. The state pays her a $500/month subsidy for her apartment, gives her another $500/month to spend on groceries, and pays for her kids' health insurance. Her kids eat free school breakfasts and lunches. The state even pays for her healthclub membership. She has an iPad and an iPhone, wears designer clothes, eats only organic, and drives a brand-new Prius (that was probably bought with the Obama Cash-for-Clunkers incentive). She took a "girls' long-weekend trip" to the Bahamas over fall break. Yeah, the government is subsidizing her so she can spend her income on luxuries.
I love Captain K's remark here, fucking spot on!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150884
I'm not at all surprized that the peas know so many welfare queens. The peatards every day demonstrate how immoral, ignorant and hypocritical they are. So I'm sure their over whelming knowledge of these welfare queens is gleaned from personal experience. Their own personal experience.
They certainly have an in depth wealth of knowledge of all the programs out there, some I've never even heard of. It is well known that many, many programs are not widely publicised, even to target audiences, and are consequently under-utilized. So that alone tells me they go seeking this shit out. Since they are generally so dumb, I'm sure they are not seeking this stuff out for mental enrichment alone.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150884
Darkangel spends 4 fucking hours of her day driving her DH to and from work?!?!??? That seems incredibly wasteful!
Darkangel is either an epic troll or she's developmentally disabled. Either way, not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Of fucking course all the perfect peas on the suze orman thread live WAY below their means, graduated from college debt free, and plan to retire 20 years before their peers. When life seems too perfect, really makes me wonder what they are hiding...
What do you think she used the secret word for?
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We also use a secret word, I got the idea from a friend who did this with his kids. Basically, when someone who isn't you, goes to pick up your kids, instead of just saying "Your mom sent me." They also give the password. The password is picked by the child so they can easily remember it and the password changes after its used. My son chose "Maccaroni and Cheese" as the password. :)
We've only had to do this once since I don't normally have other people pick up my children, but it was great. Same friend who told me about passwords, picked up my kids when our car broke down. My son asked him, "What's the password?" and friend answered "Mac and cheese." and that was that. They know not to go with anyone who doesn't know the PW.
so darkangel expects us to believe that she only grocery shops once a month to save money, but she wastes 4 hours a day, and all that gas?? I'm calling troll on her...
Why doesn't DA husband drive himself to and from work? Fucking weird.
From the Obama phone thread:
--I'm opting out of taking care of other people. I'm taking care of my family. I'm over paying for everyone else's free ride.---
Compassion just oozes out on this one.
You know what ya big trollop, H and I don't have kids, don't really like most kids, so fuck all of them.
I am so tired of paying for schools teaching your little ankle biters. Why should my tax money go to teach your hellions? Fuck them. Home school or send them to a the private Baptist Academy down the street.
See how that works?
He probably does not have a drivers licence. DWI or didn't pay fines.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150942
1. EWWWW for bigfoot jen's new pic
2. who is constance?
They probably only have one car. If she doesn't take him she has no transportation during the day. Many food stamp recipients only shop once a month on the first because that is when their card loads money for the next month. That is why you should never go to Walmart on the 1st day of the month.
Bigfoot's new avatar is even scarier than the old one. ::shivers::
I wish all the neocon, ignorant, insensitive peatards would just fuck off.
^^^142 and I were typing at the same time.
They probably only have one car. If she doesn't take him she has no transportation during the day
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If the made the sacrifice to have him take the car for a month, they could probably save enough for a beater car that she could keep at home...just something to get to an appointment with or to do a quick grocery run. The stupidity of some people is astounding.
The woman is barely literate on her best day. You are asking so much of her.
If she's from AZ she must have crawled out of either Skybar or Kim M's asshole.
I bet Sky has a Bama phone! lol
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150952
Ass Kisser or Uber Cunt? You decide.
What say the blog bitches..harharharhar
I bet Sky has a Bama phone! lol
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You know she does.
If they don't have money, than DA doesn't need to be going out during the day. Or use your legs/buses/subways. That is so much wasted gas.
My SO and I have one car, by choice, and I'm not carting his ass to and from work everyday.
The "Obama" phone thread is the second big troll thread that Leone has started and left.
Ass Kisser or Uber Cunt? You decide.
What say the blog bitches..harharharhar
She's been smoking magical mushrooms she found in the forest.
Trollie's always been an ass kisser. I think it's time she changed her siggy.
I always thought Trollie was a tounge-in-cheek ass kisser...as in, she is not really complimenting missjen, she is making fun of her...
We need an Obama phone badge! What would a Obama phone look like? Maybe I can put Obama's face over a Batman phone.
The bat phone
http://www.redhotphones.com/fcoph.html
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146244
Does anyone care about making it to 5000 anymore? That was so 5 years ago.
The fact that Dark Angel is driving a car at all is frightening... the fact that she's on the road for 4 hours a day is terrifying.
Don't worry, DA updated that she is getting a new brain in her Jeep. Maybe she just puts it on autopilot and it drives for her...
Dogs don't have brains but Jeeps do. Only on twopeas.
I agree that the thought of DA on the roads is frightening. And it's truly horrifying that of the two of them in that marriage, that SHE is the only one qualified to drive.
The brain in the jeep thing is also terrifyingly funny.
161...I would pay someone to post that on that thread.
I am so tired of paying for schools teaching your little ankle biters. Why should my tax money go to teach your hellions? Fuck them. Home school or send them to a the private Baptist Academy down the street.
See how that works?
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Sign me up for that opt out. While we're at it, I don't want *my* tax dollars paying for Iraq, churches or any religous-based programs, NASCAR advertising, or Lil' Rascals for the diabeetus teatards.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150987
We're praying for dogs now?
I have no problem with the pray for dog thread. It's better than some of the other crap they want you to pray for. I have pets and believe you me, even though i'm atheist, I'd put more money on pets going to heaven than the majority of the peatards
I'd rather pray for a pet than 2PeaFaithful's stupid table, or carpet installation before Christmas. (Jeebus, who WAS that?)
My dog has a better chance of heaven than Bigfoot Hypocrite Jen, Evil L'Urine, or the nasty Hate The Poors brigade.
Hell, the turd I dropped this morning has a better chance of getting into heaven than that nasty POS Skybar.
The mini yoda head shaped poo I shit out has a better chance of going to heaven than L'urine!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150950
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Needs help with her DD's homework "its for her excellerated learning group"
I guess she didn't get those excellerated genes from her mother.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151006
Should you really be happy that your "ministry" is up and running since it involves kids losing their parents?
Is part of her ministry listening to Rush Limphog in the background snickering while scrapping memories of potential democrats.
Oh for crap's sake 172, it's not like she murdered their parents so she could make scrapbooks for the kids-the parents are ALREADY DEAD.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150637
This chick is obsessed with TV shows! How does she have time to watch all the shows she watches? I don't think there's a show she DOESN'T watch!
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I know this comment is old, but I am just reading today. I knew before even opening the link that is was CADoodleBug. How does she have time for anything else?!?!
172...so should kids who lost their parents just be forgotten about? Yes, it started with a tragedy, but she is trying to bring some happiness back into a child's life. She should be happy that she is out there trying to help a child who has gone through a terrible experience.
1 is it really a ministry?
2 the "I'm so excited because my little ministry got it's start..." seems a little excessive since the poor girl lost a parent.
3 it shouldn't be "look at what a good Christian" I am by doing this. I'm not sure of the correct bible verse but basically you do good deeds because you want to and you don't run around bragging about them.
4 she annoys me with her general attitude about religion
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5 I guess I'm just feeling bitchy today
No dumbass kids who lose their parents shouldn't be forgotten about but her being happy about getting to do a book seems wrong to me.
OMFG...would bragging be "look how awesome the book I just made is!!!" You bitches are so fucking miserable you just look for the smallest stupid crap to tear people down about. Now just telling about something you are starting is bragging. awesome
Captain Kunt to the rescue! That twat residue always has something pleasant to add.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3150884&pg=2
"I'm sorry your niece and her husband made lifestyle choices they can't afford - like having 4 kids, so that she can't work and him not having the skills to find a job outside construction."
It seems like Captain Kunt was being somewhat normal yesterday in her responses, but she's back on the wagon today!
People like captain kunt won't change their thinking unless something tragic happens in their own lives, and then, holy shit, they need help.
I can't imagine living in my own little world where everything is black and white.
I so want a Obama phone badge to start turning up on the pod.
Has MochasMom always been a miserable cunt? Poor Mocha!
I want a Obama phone badge too!
Has MochasMom always been a miserable cunt? Poor Mocha!
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Totally! I remember her from the last election.
as to what it would look like..maybe Obama on a cell and the words, "IIIIII'm, sooooo in love with you....". thinking of things that will piss off the zels.
So glad some of the Peas are smacking down this woman's rush to make her babies grow up, with a little snark thrown in here and there as well. e.g. "well, I never had nanny experience, I just tried to raise 2 kids . . ." LOL!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151075
And FWIW - I think Captain K is 100% right on that thread!
bostonmom just seems so insecure. I guess when my kids were young, I just did it. Gave them a cup, let them play with it, then they learned the correct way to use it. Doesn't seem like rocket science to me...
I don't think 6 months is that early to start them on sippy cups unless she plans on completely replace the bottle. But yeah she has some issues and those kids are fucked. Who knows they may have been better off with their bio parents.
bostontwat is the neediest, most insecure person ever. How she and her DH managed to pass some adoption screen is truly boggling.
It's a fucking sippy cup. Give it to them. or not. Multiple threads seeking advice (and baiting the trolls like Captain K) are not needed.
WTF is she going to do when one of them gets very sick or hurt or there's a real crisis to contend with?
bostonheart was the one who was afraid to have any work done on their place while her husband wasn't home. I think she actually started a thread about being afraid to answer her door...
It seems like Captain Kunt was being somewhat normal yesterday in her responses, but she's back on the wagon today!
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Don't forget-CaptainKunt doesn't know how to wipe her own ass. Bwahaha!
Don't forget-CaptainKunt doesn't know how to wipe her own ass. Bwahaha!
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I have to admit I took great glee in that one.
I'll remember that for a long time. Who the fuck doesn't know how to wipe their own ass?
Don't forget-CaptainKunt doesn't know how to wipe her own ass. Bwahaha!
February 10, 2012 10:55 AM
OMG too funny!!!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3150852
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Characterfan's dh will "go crazy" if he can't see the light show at Disney for six months? Fuck people, get a life!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151117
Yes it means your a dipshit.
Only obese people can reach around from behind and wipe their asses properly. Give me a fucking break at all the fatties with shit in their twat holes.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3151129
"non-confrontational"????
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!1!!!!
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