You gotta admit 2peafaithful has a good life. Got divorced but her parents kept her afloat so she didn't have to work for 10+ years. Got remarried and even though they were on a cash envelope budget he still didn't make her work. Then she gets fat surgery, then multiple skin surgeries. Does she have to work for anything? She couldn't be bothered to work on a weight loss that wouldn't require multiple surgeries.
"Losing weight and a healthy lifestyle isn't a race but a marathon" or just get a bunch of surgeries every time you get fat, says 2peasfaithful. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152426
Pretty sure AshleyNickedHole lurks just about every single day...here and at the Pod. She is busy sending out PeaMails to anyone that says anything bad about her momma's hideous gray hair and telling them how mean they are.
Really? Your dd "adores" and is "friends" with a handicapped/deformed child and she shows this child love by kicking and getting other kids to run away from the girl. Yeah is exactly how I want my kid treating those who are different.
Captain K is fine when she's in her "normal" state. But she has breakdowns or something every once in a while and then she gets borderline psychotic. __________
She's a scary bitch. Do you think she could be PDR? Did Myrna know how to properly clean her bunghole?
believe it or not there was a thread about the correct way for female to wipe ass. we learned many disturbing things during the thread. one being, cappy does not know the correct procedure. the stuff they put out there is just disgusting really.
27-we learned that there are many Peas that say there arms are to short to do the reach around. This was their lame excuse to the fact that they are too damn fat to wipe their own bung holes properly.
It is pretty funny when the frothers start frothing, but why do people waste time trying to reason with them? They're never going to believe that their way isn't the only way.
Hehe. I'm on my laptop and "frothers" autocorrects as brothers. Wouldn't that really piss them off?!
I hate being wrong. I was soooo sure (even though people said otherwise) that Captain k was Lauren. Just based on a few details I've noticed here and there. But just saw Captain K be nice to Magz so now I know I was wrong. Damn it. But I still don't think Captain K is PDR. I really, really don't, even though it seems that's what most of you think. Now I need to get a new theory.
Right now I would start telling my husband, "Easter is on ______. I want an Easter basket with my favorite candy. Here's a list of what I like. Take the girls with you and let them help you fill it for me." Or, "For Easter I want a big pot of tulips. You can get them at Walmart. If you can't find tulips I'll take hyacinths." Tell him every week. If he goes out to a store where they sell them, tell him, "They sell those flowers I want for Easter there. Make note of where they are in the store." ____________________________________
I know. Like the ass wiping thread, it's kind of shocking that grown women have to put out there how butt hurt they are over not receiving some gross chocklit heart shaped candy or dying roses.
My brother has his doctors degree in Scared Theology and I asked him. It is a little more complicated then I have explained but the issue is with contraception in BC. ============================================== Best typo of the month!
not only the best typo, but did we really need to consult someone with a degree in anything to explain the church's objection to birth control pills? Plus it sounds like she's having difficulty processing it. LOL
Magz811 is hiding out from her thread. She can't come back and admit that she is too whiny. Its her typical mo with threads she starts to complain about something. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152388
I try and balance it out by then sending a compliment to another company. Last year the owner of the McDonalds by me called me twice, he was so pleased with the great feedback I left him!
I can't take another self-righteous I only eat organic, vegan, and fat-free bullshit. Admit it, you eat Cheetos. And bacon. And pussy. And you weigh 300 pounds.
I can't take another self-righteous I only eat organic, vegan, and fat-free bullshit. Admit it, you eat Cheetos. And bacon. And pussy. And you weigh 300 pounds.
PeaNut 69081 - February 2003 Posts: 4572 Layouts: 1
Posted: 2/17/2012 9:39:32 AM Most holidays are important to me, especially my birthday. I made it very clear very early on that I would be acknolwedged appropriately and that my husband would teach my kids to do the same when it came to me.
Early on when the kids were little, he had no money. I layed in to him like no tomorrow. I told him he had all year to save to buy me something, at least from the dollar tree. He could have borrowed $5 from his mom; whatever. But never again would he have any excuse for blowing off my birthday, or he was out. ****************************************
More from the post 44 quoted... Can you imagine if a man said he was going to leave his wife because she didn't "appropriate acknowledge" his birthday?!
what a peach. don't be surprised when you find out he's been banging his secretary for a year. ____________
Holy shit, that woman is a nutcase. She told her husband she'd leave him if he didn't somehow celebrate her birthday. I bet she's an absolute joy to live with and you're right--he's got some pork on the side to make up for it.
stfu 56 she didn't say she was going to leave him because he didn't "appropriately acknowledge" (which is stupid, what is she 5yo?) her birthday, she just wanted something that let her know he was thinking of her.
At least she didn't passively/aggressive pretend nothing was wrong then bawl while doing the dishes.
I try and balance it out by then sending a compliment to another company. Last year the owner of the McDonalds by me called me twice, he was so pleased with the great feedback I left him!
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Sorry I don't spend as much time at the pod and blog as you, that was the first time I've heard her mention anything about a man.
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I hardly stalk her at all but Ive seen posts from her on dating more than once and also on moving out on some boyfriend she broke up with before.
I remembered the husband cuz Ive seen the story about the v-d thighmaster before, she said then it was from her x-h. Just stuck in my mind.
Not her biggest fan but at least she doesnt constantly talk about what a jerk this ex or that one is like so many fucking peas.
Dont know what was up with the breastpads. i get the impression she is not into oversharing and jesus fuck isn't that one of the main complaints on this blog.
Besides did you want to know about her sex life???
Oh, L'urine, good to see ya. I wanted to let you know that I think it is a disgrace that someone in your profession doesn't know the difference between "it's" and "its". You really have horrible English skillz. moran.
The 'myboyswhatever' shrew on the holiday/gift thread:
"My point in my post, haters, is that if her husband really doesn't know what to get her, then she has to get very concrete about it. Fighting back tears in the kitchen and saying nothing is wrong is not going to make anything better. And there is no difference between a so called general list and telling your husband directly what you would like.
You know reading really is fundamental."
FFS, this trollop needs to take her Mom jeans off and get laid and RELAX.
My gray hair is colored. It makes me happy. It makes me look better and younger. I don't give a flying fuck who approves or not or who likes it or not.
yeah... not really understanding why it's a waste of $$ to color gray hair brown at the salon. I've colored at home to save money, but prefer to have it done at the salon. Just like I prefer to get a pedicure, eyebrow wax, and haircut done at the salon - I'm happier with the results when I have it done instead of doing it at home.
84 - you're dumb, that's the problem. The logic is people pay $200 to get their hair colored at the salon when a box of hair color is $8. Something simple like covering gray with brown does not need to be done by a professional.
I'm not paying $200 for simple all-over hair color. When I go to the salon, color, cut, style, and eyebrow wax comes to $115 with tip.
My color is about $40, hair cut is about $40, eyebrow wax is $15, tip is $20.
I pay $28 (with tip) for a pedicure. I figure she's using less than $1 worth of product on my feet, but it's worth it to me. I could do it cheaper at home, but that's ok with me.
Eating out is the same way... I can make dinner at home for far cheaper than eating out, but sometimes I like to eat out.
89 - you must live in some small town in middle america for those prices. No I don't eat at Chris Ruth's every other month, which is how often you have to color your hair. But I do know that some of you peas eat out all the time, probably why you're all so fat and in debt.
84 - you're dumb, that's the problem. The logic is people pay $200 to get their hair colored at the salon when a box of hair color is $8. Something simple like covering gray with brown does not need to be done by a professional. ------------------------- I'm dumb huh? Shut your Dave Ramsey envelope using mouth. Just because you think it's dumb to pay a salon to do your hair doesn't mean everyone does. What I want to waste my money on is none of you concern. You can rest easy knowing you haven't spent a dime on a nice car, smart phone or beauty treatments because I'm fine with what I choose to spend my money on.
I kinda agree with twunty though. Most salons charge outrageous price for single process color so if it's just to cover gray, buy a friggin' box. The box is a fraction of the price and it's so fucking easy, only a peatard could fuck it up.
PDR aka Myrna has got to be the most obsessive, bat shit crazy person here at the blog. She doesn't dare post at the pod anymore but comes here every day to post about her obsession with Lauren. Notice how even when Lauren isn't mentioned by anyone else, you get the bizarre "L'Urine" comment every day? Fucking obsessive bitch. Try following the dialogue rather than living inside your sick head.
I think questions like if you have guns in your home are designed to make you feel guilty for having said guns, and I think all the information collected during these conversations is then given to other parties (*cough, cough*the government) and will be used for manipulation and control of the general population at some point. And no, I don't think that's a radical conspiracy theory. It's been going on at varying levels for decades. Just look at the darn US Census forms. The census is supposed to count how many people live in any given home. That is ALL. So why is the form 4 pages long with questions about race, sex, sexual orientation, religion, language spoken, income, whether or not you own your home, etc...? It's data collection which will then be used to manipulate and control.
I'm dumb huh? Shut your Dave Ramsey envelope using mouth. Just because you think it's dumb to pay a salon to do your hair doesn't mean everyone does. What I want to waste my money on is none of you concern. You can rest easy knowing you haven't spent a dime on a nice car, smart phone or beauty treatments because I'm fine with what I choose to spend my money on.
Love all the know it all's that know everything and don't need the Dr to tell them anything. How dare the Dr ask questions that pertain to child safety!
Why is this fucking thread 2 pages? What the fuck? BurningTwat is a bitch. I am amazed she actually even has an in the flesh "friend".
Not only does she bag on the woman for her druggie son but she keeps yammering on about how she is going to dump the chick as a friend anyway. What a cunt.
She mentions that she is moving...anyone know where? If she moves to state, I am going to find her and put her out of her fucking misery.
I'm not Lauren just someone who's tired of reading her crazy rantings. It's one thing to bash Lauren when she actually does something worth bashing or when others are doing it. But this obsessive bitch just posts about Lauren whether or not there's anything to post about. Like she gets an orgasm just by posting "L'Urine" and so she does it every day. She's fucking crazy.
While I have no way of knowing, I would bet money that is NOT PDR posting. I would also be willing to bet that the person who keeps posting about how "Myrna" is obsessed with Lauren is the one suffering from an unhealthy obsession.
Love all the know it all's that know everything and don't need the Dr to tell them anything. How dare the Dr ask questions that pertain to child safety!
February 18, 2012 4:37 PM
If my Dr. asked if I owned a gun, I'd say "not with me, why do you need to borrow one?" or I'd say "do you?".
Sure there are some dumb fucks who own guns but not every gun owner is a moron and/or doesn't know how to lock them up safely away from children.
Why is this fucking thread 2 pages? What the fuck? BurningTwat is a bitch. I am amazed she actually even has an in the flesh "friend".
Not only does she bag on the woman for her druggie son but she keeps yammering on about how she is going to dump the chick as a friend anyway. What a cunt.
She mentions that she is moving...anyone know where? If she moves to state, I am going to find her and put her out of her fucking misery.
Just jokin' Don't call the cops on my ass.
February 18, 2012 8:10 PM
she's moving into grandma's basement too.
darkangel is all set to follow and move in as well
PeaNut 197836 - March 2005 Posts: 19710 Layouts: 246 Loc: Enjoying the humid continental climate zone.
Posted: 2/18/2012 7:54:47 PM As a professional photographer, 88888888888888
what what what?
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I'm not a Mrs. T fan but you need some reading comprehension skills there 116. She is saying IF you are a pro photograher.
Here is the full quote:
As a professional photographer, if you put a photo out on the internet, you're choosing to share your work. Like others have said, it's your responsibility to put a watermark on your images so you get credit no matter where that photo is seen or who links it where.
Stupid bitches, doctors ask you if you have a gun because of all the shooting/deaths with kids playing with them. Some stellar parents actually leave their guns out or in a drawer when they should have them locked away. You DO NOT DESERVE TO BE A PARENT IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY A DOCTOR ASKING YOU ABOUT GUNS!
Furthermore, if a child is killed from a gun that a parent didn't lock away, then that parent should be charged with murder for NOT DOING THE FUCKING RIGHT THING!
Let me guess, you can spend money on a fucking dye job at the salon but you can't spend $200 for a small safe to lock your gun in so no child is killed?
Just because a person pays to have their hair done in a salon doesn't mean, 1 they have guns in their house, 2 if they do have guns they don't have a gun safe and 3 people are allowed to decide what offends them, even if to you it's stupid.
ps you are looking like the liberal version of a frother. I suggest you step away for the computer and either have a glass of wine or a good orgasm.
I love all the crazy pea etiquette rules. It's a birthday, and it's bad form to expect people will bring presents?
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Yeah, actually. I'm sorry you grew up in a home that didn't understand the basics of common etiquette. The rule has always been that you just don't talk about gifts.. you don't tell people what gifts to give you and you don't tell them not to give you gifts, either.
Nobody said you have to follow the rules, but an understanding of how they work will at least make you look a little more educated.
120Anonymous said... 120 Mrs_Tyler Sitting on the right side.
PeaNut 197836 - March 2005 Posts: 19710 Layouts: 246 Loc: Enjoying the humid continental climate zone.
Posted: 2/18/2012 7:54:47 PM As a professional photographer, 88888888888888
what what what?
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I'm not a Mrs. T fan but you need some reading comprehension skills there 116. She is saying IF you are a pro photograher.
Here is the full quote:
As a professional photographer, if you put a photo out on the internet, you're choosing to share your work. Like others have said, it's your responsibility to put a watermark on your images so you get credit no matter where that photo is seen or who links it where.
121Anonymous said... 121 Stupid bitches, doctors ask you if you have a gun because of all the shooting/deaths with kids playing with them. Some stellar parents actually leave their guns out or in a drawer when they should have them locked away. You DO NOT DESERVE TO BE A PARENT IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY A DOCTOR ASKING YOU ABOUT GUNS!
Furthermore, if a child is killed from a gun that a parent didn't lock away, then that parent should be charged with murder for NOT DOING THE FUCKING RIGHT THING!
Let me guess, you can spend money on a fucking dye job at the salon but you can't spend $200 for a small safe to lock your gun in so no child is killed?
121Anonymous said... 121 Stupid bitches, doctors ask you if you have a gun because of all the shooting/deaths with kids playing with them. Some stellar parents actually leave their guns out or in a drawer when they should have them locked away. You DO NOT DESERVE TO BE A PARENT IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY A DOCTOR ASKING YOU ABOUT GUNS!
Furthermore, if a child is killed from a gun that a parent didn't lock away, then that parent should be charged with murder for NOT DOING THE FUCKING RIGHT THING!
Let me guess, you can spend money on a fucking dye job at the salon but you can't spend $200 for a small safe to lock your gun in so no child is killed?
You need to rot in your own fucking cunt juices!
February 19, 2012 10:09 AM
IF they are that concerned about guns, pools, blah blah younameit, they should just simply hand out a pamphlet pointing out (obvious) tips on keeping things on the safe side. No need to know WHO has what. Got it cupcake? LOL
Not really following the outrage about a pediatrician asking about guns in the home.
Our pediatrician asked about guns in the home, seatbelt use, bike helmets, and water safety - pools, swimming lessons, and life vest use on boats. Accidents are a leading cause of death and serious injury in children. Pediatricians would be negligent not to address those things.
And for the record, I get my hair done at a salon and don't own a gun... not quite sure what one has to do with the other.
Not really following the outrage about a pediatrician asking about guns in the home.
Our pediatrician asked about guns in the home, seatbelt use, bike helmets, and water safety - pools, swimming lessons, and life vest use on boats. Accidents are a leading cause of death and serious injury in children. Pediatricians would be negligent not to address those things.
And for the record, I get my hair done at a salon and don't own a gun... not quite sure what one has to do with the other. February 19, 2012 12:19 PM
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I agree with you. I don't understand the outrage either. Other than it sounds like the typical pea response and the crazy is ramping up again. They get offended over every little thing.
130Anonymous said... 130 Not really following the outrage about a pediatrician asking about guns in the home.
Our pediatrician asked about guns in the home, seatbelt use, bike helmets, and water safety - pools, swimming lessons, and life vest use on boats. Accidents are a leading cause of death and serious injury in children. Pediatricians would be negligent not to address those things.
And for the record, I get my hair done at a salon and don't own a gun... not quite sure what one has to do with the other.
February 19, 2012 12:19 PM
Pedis should just hand out pamphlets... (oh wait, someone might be illiterate - now THAT is someone who shouldn't parent, right? LOL)
I don't think either have anything to do with each other either (guns/hair)..just some monkey on here throwin' shit around. LOL
IF they are that concerned about guns, pools, blah blah younameit, they should just simply hand out a pamphlet pointing out (obvious) tips on keeping things on the safe side. No need to know WHO has what. Got it cupcake? LOL
------------ Some parents don't read literature a doctor gives them. That's probably why the doctor will ask those questions and will speak to them on the safety concerns.
I can understand the frothing over this. An innocent child dies at the laziness and ignorance their parents. And these parents find it rude for a doctor to ask.
of course Boston heart want's people to buy gifts. I'm pretty sure she had kids to be her accessories not because she loves them. February 19, 2012 10:23 AM
of course Boston heart want's people to buy gifts. I'm pretty sure she had kids to be her accessories not because she loves them. February 19, 2012 10:23 AM
There's no apostrophe in wants. Just saying, coz you don't want to go around sounding like lowrent do you?
About BH, how can she ever enjoy the here and now of these kids when she is constantly on fast forward. Every single one of her threads is a projection into the future. Maybe she's one of those parents that just finds infants really boring. Kinda sad really.
Has anyone seen suesume's avatar? Why is she standing in a dumpster wearing shorts? I thought the peas were germaphobes? I'm not a germaphobe but I won't be wearing shorts in a dumpster.
I can understand the frothing over this. An innocent child dies at the laziness and ignorance their parents. And these parents find it rude for a doctor to ask.
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Let's not froth over something worthwhile and worthy like our children. Let's froth over paying a salon $200 for a color job that you can do for $8 at home.
I honestly can't believe the stupid things the Peas are coming out with about Ireland. Take it from me it's not the magical kingdom they all think it is. The streets are covered in dog crap, drunks/druggies are everywhere, the roads are full of idiot drivers most of whom never even had to pass a driving test. All the crap about people stopping you in the street to strike up a conversation is just total bullshit. It rains non stop and I fecking hated it. You couldn't pay me to go back.
no no no 141 didn't read the frothers comments? If you pay to have your hair colored you are doing so at the expense of your child who will then be shot and killed by an unsecured weapon. Don't you know hair coloring is of the devil. You better stop.
Captain K is not beadhound. Bead wasn't that articulate. I still think Cpt k is PDR. I always liked PDR, I never saw the "crazy" that peas are talking about. Can anyone give specifics?
that "new" snack blog is for smacking the scrapping industry. scrap smacker's site was recently infiltrated by a mega spammer who cuts and pastes inane "mary had a little lamb" type screeds when they get home from high school. For some reason scrap smacker has been unable to pinpoint the ip and dump them. btw, speaking of spam 148.....
I was just coming here to post that 154 lol. Is it a function of how bored people are that we have so many assinine pronunctiation threads? And really, adult women that question how to pronounce coupon???
I'm ashamed to admit but I would never give one of those diamond candles on the off chance the receiver got a real, expensive diamond. Same reason I never give lotto tickets. I am a jealous bitch.
I'm not saying all of them have real diamonds 158, and if I ever bought any mine would totally be crap jewelry but if I ever bought one to give away it would be the real one. That's just how my luck runs. Apparently karma hates me. I must have been a complete douche nozzle in a former life.
I so wish I lived in Pennyrings perfect fucking world, where all my guests could just climb 5 flights of stairs. Jeebus f'in Christ, how damn dumb can she be? It's almost like an Annabella answer.
yes you are a damn whiner and I'm guessing your kids thought it was cool grandpa fixed them breakfast. Quit being a hater and let them enjoy something their grandparents did for them. Also thank your in laws for putting up with you.
No way is Captain K beadhound. Bead was a flaming I hate the cops and hope they all die liberal plus she didn't have quite the odd mood swings Capt. K seems to have.
Way to create a drama post, before her update you'd think "Johnny's" parents where hounding "Dylan's" parents for 40 bucks. Sounds more like Johnny's mom just mentioned it in passing.
No it won't bother me, not everyone thinks my kids are as special as I do and I don't need praise for them from family and friends.
February 20, 2012 1:40 PM
I just read this. What a twat. Sounds like the guy likes nature and bugs, not kids and she's all butt hurt. And no, it is not the same as ignoring an email to not comment on her kid pics. Stupid fucking peatard.
I am looking at the photo blog and I have to say - that woman has NO talent at all. She takes a bunch of boring, normal looking people and makes them look boring and average even on their wedding day. I could take better shots with my point and shoot.
Why is this fucking thread 2 pages? What the fuck? BurningTwat is a bitch. I am amazed she actually even has an in the flesh "friend".
Not only does she bag on the woman for her druggie son but she keeps yammering on about how she is going to dump the chick as a friend anyway. What a cunt.
She mentions that she is moving...anyone know where? If she moves to state, I am going to find her and put her out of her fucking misery.
Just jokin' Don't call the cops on my ass.
February 18, 2012 8:10 PM
she's moving into grandma's basement too.
darkangel is all set to follow and move in as well
grinning cat is going for Yubon title of outspokeness:
"Designer and plus size do not go hand in hand. Designers are not interested in making fat chicks look good, just humiliating them with ugly clothes. Sorry, I do not think there is any such thing as designer heans for plus size gals, or at least ones that aren't grotesquely ugly because the designers amuse themselves by humiliating fat people."
no no no 141 didn't read the frothers comments? If you pay to have your hair colored you are doing so at the expense of your child who will then be shot and killed by an unsecured weapon. Don't you know hair coloring is of the devil. You better stop.
Sorry 160 but yes a healthy adult should be able to handle climbing stairs. FWIW I think this is the first time I've ever agreed with pennyring. February 20, 2012 1:33 PM
Who says all the guests are healthy? There are old people, disabled people, pregnant moms carting toddlers, obese people, people with knee problems or sprained ankles, or who just had knee surgery....
No way is Captain K beadhound. Bead was a flaming I hate the cops and hope they all die liberal plus she didn't have quite the odd mood swings Capt. K seems to have.
----------- Bead was not a liberal. She was a stick your finger in the wind and then post ITA based on: Peas she liked/didn't like and Peas other Peas think are smart.
She would even post contradicting ITAs if she saw more "peas she liked" agreeing with someone else. Scrapwench does this too.
The only thing Bead was consistent on was her cop-hating.
There are old people, disabled people, pregnant moms carting toddlers, obese people, people with knee problems or sprained ankles, or who just had knee surgery
Why did you invite a parade of the walking wounded to your wedding?
Our wedding guest list was 450. I don't know what the stats are, but I'm sure a certain percentage of those people would not have been able to do 5 flights of stairs. Even healthy people might not like to do that many stairs in fancy clothes and/or heels.
you know, some women have an unhealthy obsession with anything fecal related. my best friend used to have such a mother, who was fascinated by the cat's poops. I swear all these toilet threads make me think it is more common than I had imagined.
Somebody start a rumor that Mars is a Muslim company, making room on the store shelves for halal nougat, and watch the Creeping Sharia!!!!one!!!! accusations fly.
Can someone convince me not to cheat on my husband, because even though I'm bored to tears, I don't want to be that evil bitch who hurt her husband and children. I mean I fucking hate guys who cheat. My best friend's husband cheated and I still think she's a moron for taking him back. How can I even contemplate being the type of person I hate? WTF is wrong with me? And how did it take me this many years and 3 children to realize I made a huge, huge mistake of marrying someone I'm not even in love with? FML. I'm too smart to realize I can't go back and change anything, but the thought of living the rest of my life like this makes my eyes glaze over and my heart sink. Why do we rush to get married in our 20s when we don't even know what the fuck we're doing yet?
WTF???????? "last time this topic came up, I admitted that we don't flush TP. We put it in the trash can and throw it away."
People are fucking nasty. I swear they all congregate on 2peas. There are always things that I've never heard of in my entire life, then on 2peas there will be like 20 people who do it.
Aw 194, what's the matter, you sound like you've been cheated on, you poor wittle lady. Did your man go down to that dreadful strip bar and get a little action from a hot young thing?
BTW, I don't know who you're talking to, but whoever it is won't know what you mean by the clap unless they're like 50 plus years old. Do you really still call it the clap?
pennyring is SUCH a dork. And there's nothing more annoying than dorks that get on the internet and act like they're the shit. I'm so embarrassed for her, I could almost feel bad for her.
171 maybe but there is no worse "photographer" than the one that took those embarrassingly bad pictures of kelpea's 2 kids. Seriously those were just...bad.
WTF???????? "last time this topic came up, I admitted that we don't flush TP. We put it in the trash can and throw it away."
People are fucking nasty. I swear they all congregate on 2peas. There are always things that I've never heard of in my entire life, then on 2peas there will be like 20 people who do it.
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When I went to Venezuela this is the norm. Their pipes can't handle toilet paper. It's no different than putting a baby's diaper in the trash can to sit around.
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Is Nightowl LDS?
My little pea brain can't keep all the religious wingers straight.
I don't think so 2. I always thought she was a fundie.
Nah - Nightowl is N.U.T.S.
She transcends religion.
so 2peasfiathful had yet another skin removal surgery??? How many has she already had?
she had a fuck of a lot of skin
She is donating the skin to the dogs so they can make brains out of them.
Do you think the left overs could be used on Burning Fart? about time that one grew a brain.
Is she a recycler pea? She could make drapes for her entire neighbourhood out of the skin
HAHAHAHAHA
She probably doesn't recycle because the Rapture will come before the earth runs out of space/resources. That's my experience with bible thumpers.
The mormons should be on the show Doomsday Preppers.
did she talk about an upcoming surgery recently??? I'm just surprised she had another one. Hasn't she already had 4 or 5 skin removal surgeries??
You gotta admit 2peafaithful has a good life. Got divorced but her parents kept her afloat so she didn't have to work for 10+ years. Got remarried and even though they were on a cash envelope budget he still didn't make her work. Then she gets fat surgery, then multiple skin surgeries. Does she have to work for anything?
She couldn't be bothered to work on a weight loss that wouldn't require multiple surgeries.
Ashtray hasn't been around much. She must be boning down hard and heavy in grandmas basement.
15 - PIMP!
"Losing weight and a healthy lifestyle isn't a race but a marathon" or just get a bunch of surgeries every time you get fat, says 2peasfaithful. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152426
Pretty sure AshleyNickedHole lurks just about every single day...here and at the Pod. She is busy sending out PeaMails to anyone that says anything bad about her momma's hideous gray hair and telling them how mean they are.
For once I absolutely agree with GrinningCat about the jewish baptism.
Ex mormon too.
Captain K nails the head on most posts.
Captain K is fine when she's in her "normal" state. But she has breakdowns or something every once in a while and then she gets borderline psychotic.
LMAO. The link of famous dead mormons, baptized after death - GEORGE CARLIN.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152450
Really? Your dd "adores" and is "friends" with a handicapped/deformed child and she shows this child love by kicking and getting other kids to run away from the girl. Yeah is exactly how I want my kid treating those who are different.
George Carlin is laughing in his grave!
Captain K is fine when she's in her "normal" state. But she has breakdowns or something every once in a while and then she gets borderline psychotic.
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She's a scary bitch. Do you think she could be PDR? Did Myrna know how to properly clean her bunghole?
I've seen it mentioned a few times, was there a thread talking about being too fat to wipe your own ass?
believe it or not there was a thread about the correct way for female to wipe ass. we learned many disturbing things during the thread. one being, cappy does not know the correct procedure. the stuff they put out there is just disgusting really.
27-we learned that there are many Peas that say there arms are to short to do the reach around. This was their lame excuse to the fact that they are too damn fat to wipe their own bung holes properly.
Ashtray hasn't been around much. She must be boning down hard and heavy in grandmas basement.
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Surely AN is clutching an asprin between her knees.
Burning Fart and Mapshit are so pleased.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152463
^^^^^^^^
I love it when lynlam stomps her feet and screams like a banshee.
It is pretty funny when the frothers start frothing, but why do people waste time trying to reason with them? They're never going to believe that their way isn't the only way.
Hehe. I'm on my laptop and "frothers" autocorrects as brothers. Wouldn't that really piss them off?!
I want them to keep on frothing.
The louder the better.
6Anonymous said... 6 she had a fuck of a lot of skin
February 16, 2012 12:49 PM
she was a skin hoarder
lol
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152509
WTF order what you like to eat??? Or ask your friends!
Wait until some cracker starts bitching about his/her Mooslim employer religiously cherry-picking their employees health insurance coverage.
LUrine, lynlaam, sylvia etc will be skreeching about "SHARIA LAW!!!!!!1!!!" in 3.5 seconds.
Bank on it.
Myrna's here again.
Myrrrnut is more like it.
Apparently when the righties rewrote Conservative History, in addition to omitting GW Bush they left out Terri Schiavo.
Pity.
are you worried about America's financial future?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMc-IswG3w
I hate being wrong. I was soooo sure (even though people said otherwise) that Captain k was Lauren. Just based on a few details I've noticed here and there. But just saw Captain K be nice to Magz so now I know I was wrong. Damn it. But I still don't think Captain K is PDR. I really, really don't, even though it seems that's what most of you think. Now I need to get a new theory.
At one time I thought Captain K was Beadhound.. Not so sure on that anymore.
I've always thought she was beadhound. Still do.
Right now I would start telling my husband, "Easter is on ______. I want an Easter basket with my favorite candy. Here's a list of what I like. Take the girls with you and let them help you fill it for me."
Or, "For Easter I want a big pot of tulips. You can get them at Walmart. If you can't find tulips I'll take hyacinths." Tell him every week. If he goes out to a store where they sell them, tell him, "They sell those flowers I want for Easter there. Make note of where they are in the store."
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152388&pg=2
what a peach.
don't be surprised when you find out he's been banging his secretary for a year.
I know. Like the ass wiping thread, it's kind of shocking that grown women have to put out there how butt hurt they are over not receiving some gross chocklit heart shaped candy or dying roses.
My brother has his doctors degree in Scared Theology and I asked him. It is a little more complicated then I have explained but the issue is with contraception in BC.
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Best typo of the month!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152505
not only the best typo, but did we really need to consult someone with a degree in anything to explain the church's objection to birth control pills? Plus it sounds like she's having difficulty processing it. LOL
Where is this ass whiping thread. I tried searching "wipe."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3150649
Here ya go, 48. The thread title is innocuous---I wouldn't have opened it if I knew what it was about.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152502
No thank you Michael Psilakis is bald and Curtis Stone has a crooked nose.
Magz811 is hiding out from her thread. She can't come back and admit that she is too whiny. Its her typical mo with threads she starts to complain about something.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152388
Mariah2
BucketHead
PeaNut 526154 - October 2011
Posts: 620 Layouts: 0
Loc: Illinois
Posted: 2/17/2012 12:38:59 PM
I try and balance it out by then sending a compliment to another company. Last year the owner of the McDonalds by me called me twice, he was so pleased with the great feedback I left him!
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No wonder she's fat.
I can't take another self-righteous I only eat organic, vegan, and fat-free bullshit. Admit it, you eat Cheetos. And bacon. And pussy. And you weigh 300 pounds.
No wonder y'all'are'all fat. You have to feed both of your faces. Bitches.
I can't take another self-righteous I only eat organic, vegan, and fat-free bullshit. Admit it, you eat Cheetos. And bacon. And pussy. And you weigh 300 pounds.
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Who are you talking about?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152388&pg=2
myboysnme
AncestralPea
PeaNut 69081 - February 2003
Posts: 4572 Layouts: 1
Posted: 2/17/2012 9:39:32 AM
Most holidays are important to me, especially my birthday. I made it very clear very early on that I would be acknolwedged appropriately and that my husband would teach my kids to do the same when it came to me.
Early on when the kids were little, he had no money. I layed in to him like no tomorrow. I told him he had all year to save to buy me something, at least from the dollar tree. He could have borrowed $5 from his mom; whatever. But never again would he have any excuse for blowing off my birthday, or he was out.
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More from the post 44 quoted... Can you imagine if a man said he was going to leave his wife because she didn't "appropriate acknowledge" his birthday?!
sorry... appropriate=appropriately
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152388&pg=2
what a peach.
don't be surprised when you find out he's been banging his secretary for a year.
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Holy shit, that woman is a nutcase. She told her husband she'd leave him if he didn't somehow celebrate her birthday. I bet she's an absolute joy to live with and you're right--he's got some pork on the side to make up for it.
stfu 56 she didn't say she was going to leave him because he didn't "appropriately acknowledge" (which is stupid, what is she 5yo?) her birthday, she just wanted something that let her know he was thinking of her.
At least she didn't passively/aggressive pretend nothing was wrong then bawl while doing the dishes.
Holy fuck Ms. Mariah was married at some point?
"This reminds me when I did have a husband."
I say no fucking way. She just pulled a made up dh out of her ass.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152388&pg=2
what a peach.
don't be surprised when you find out he's been banging his secretary for a year.
Yea, but at least I get my candy and flowers, right?
I try and balance it out by then sending a compliment to another company. Last year the owner of the McDonalds by me called me twice, he was so pleased with the great feedback I left him!
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No wonder she's fat.
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She said she was getting a Diet Coke. Moran.
Holy fuck Ms. Mariah was married at some point?
"This reminds me when I did have a husband."
I say no fucking way. She just pulled a made up dh out of her ass.
Wasn't she asking about breastfeeding pads at some point too.
said to cycworker:
Good thing for you your partner isn't demanding and high maintenance, or you'd be hitting the road I guess.
ahahahahaha...
She told her husband she'd leave him if he didn't somehow celebrate her birthday.
he does celebrate her birthday. by banging the secretary and leaving her alone. ha.
Holy fuck Ms. Mariah was married at some point?
"This reminds me when I did have a husband."
I say no fucking way. She just pulled a made up dh out of her ass.
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She's mentioned him before. Keep up, cupcake.
he does celebrate her birthday. by banging the secretary and leaving her alone. ha.
There's alot to be said for being left alone, especially with presents!
I'm dirty. Very, very dirty.
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
I didn't know this place was for 12 year olds.
She's mentioned him before. Keep up, cupcake.
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Sorry I don't spend as much time at the pod and blog as you, that was the first time I've heard her mention anything about a man.
I do remember the breastfeeding pads though, I thought they were for her sweaty boobies.
Jane you ignorant slut!
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Sorry I don't spend as much time at the pod and blog as you, that was the first time I've heard her mention anything about a man.
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I hardly stalk her at all but Ive seen posts from her on dating more than once and also on moving out on some boyfriend she broke up with before.
I remembered the husband cuz Ive seen the story about the v-d thighmaster before, she said then it was from her x-h. Just stuck in my mind.
Not her biggest fan but at least she doesnt constantly talk about what a jerk this ex or that one is like so many fucking peas.
Dont know what was up with the breastpads. i get the impression she is not into oversharing and jesus fuck isn't that one of the main complaints on this blog.
Besides did you want to know about her sex life???
Maybe she doesn't want to talk about her ex. HEY THERE'S A CONCEPT.
12 year olds with steaming dirty bungholes!
Oh, L'urine, good to see ya. I wanted to let you know that I think it is a disgrace that someone in your profession doesn't know the difference between "it's" and "its". You really have horrible English skillz. moran.
are we going to have another "every sperm is sacred" panty raid? looks like lynloon is back
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152515
no one knows you are are anyway? shocked you've been on the board 10 years.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152685
Why not pin your jaw shut and drink out of a straw.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152464
Who idiot wastes money to have grey colored brown at the salon?
The 'myboyswhatever' shrew on the holiday/gift thread:
"My point in my post, haters, is that if her husband really doesn't know what to get her, then she has to get very concrete about it. Fighting back tears in the kitchen and saying nothing is wrong is not going to make anything better. And there is no difference between a so called general list and telling your husband directly what you would like.
You know reading really is fundamental."
FFS, this trollop needs to take her Mom jeans off and get laid and RELAX.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152712
who cares?
80 - compwalla isn't that bright to begin with.
I'm not following the logic here, bf is a dumb twat for NOT coloring her hair and compwalla is a dumb twat for coloring her gray.
There is a disconnect in that logic somewhere.
My gray hair is colored. It makes me happy. It makes me look better and younger. I don't give a flying fuck who approves or not or who likes it or not.
yeah... not really understanding why it's a waste of $$ to color gray hair brown at the salon. I've colored at home to save money, but prefer to have it done at the salon. Just like I prefer to get a pedicure, eyebrow wax, and haircut done at the salon - I'm happier with the results when I have it done instead of doing it at home.
84 - you're dumb, that's the problem.
The logic is people pay $200 to get their hair colored at the salon when a box of hair color is $8. Something simple like covering gray with brown does not need to be done by a professional.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152793
Welcome to Black America Kim.
I'm not paying $200 for simple all-over hair color. When I go to the salon, color, cut, style, and eyebrow wax comes to $115 with tip.
My color is about $40, hair cut is about $40, eyebrow wax is $15, tip is $20.
I pay $28 (with tip) for a pedicure. I figure she's using less than $1 worth of product on my feet, but it's worth it to me. I could do it cheaper at home, but that's ok with me.
Eating out is the same way... I can make dinner at home for far cheaper than eating out, but sometimes I like to eat out.
89 You are not paying enough for your pedicure. Even I can see how nasty your feet are. Please up your tip amount or do it at home.
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2012-02-16/news/paul-babeu-s-mexican-ex-lover-says-sheriff-s-attorney-threatened-him-with-deportation/
Another republican in the closet. IOKIYAR.
89 - you must live in some small town in middle america for those prices. No I don't eat at Chris Ruth's every other month, which is how often you have to color your hair. But I do know that some of you peas eat out all the time, probably why you're all so fat and in debt.
84 - you're dumb, that's the problem.
The logic is people pay $200 to get their hair colored at the salon when a box of hair color is $8. Something simple like covering gray with brown does not need to be done by a professional.
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I'm dumb huh? Shut your Dave Ramsey envelope using mouth. Just because you think it's dumb to pay a salon to do your hair doesn't mean everyone does. What I want to waste my money on is none of you concern. You can rest easy knowing you haven't spent a dime on a nice car, smart phone or beauty treatments because I'm fine with what I choose to spend my money on.
Go back to fucking up your kids, Myrna.
I kinda agree with twunty though. Most salons charge outrageous price for single process color so if it's just to cover gray, buy a friggin' box. The box is a fraction of the price and it's so fucking easy, only a peatard could fuck it up.
PDR aka Myrna has got to be the most obsessive, bat shit crazy person here at the blog. She doesn't dare post at the pod anymore but comes here every day to post about her obsession with Lauren. Notice how even when Lauren isn't mentioned by anyone else, you get the bizarre "L'Urine" comment every day? Fucking obsessive bitch. Try following the dialogue rather than living inside your sick head.
And I always thought that InFocus was so normal, until now - from the does your pediatrician ask thread:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152834
I think questions like if you have guns in your home are designed to make you feel guilty for having said guns, and I think all the information collected during these conversations is then given to other parties (*cough, cough*the government) and will be used for manipulation and control of the general population at some point. And no, I don't think that's a radical conspiracy theory. It's been going on at varying levels for decades. Just look at the darn US Census forms. The census is supposed to count how many people live in any given home. That is ALL. So why is the form 4 pages long with questions about race, sex, sexual orientation, religion, language spoken, income, whether or not you own your home, etc...? It's data collection which will then be used to manipulate and control.
The thought of Nyxish massaging Lauren is hurl-worthy.
I'm dumb huh? Shut your Dave Ramsey envelope using mouth. Just because you think it's dumb to pay a salon to do your hair doesn't mean everyone does. What I want to waste my money on is none of you concern. You can rest easy knowing you haven't spent a dime on a nice car, smart phone or beauty treatments because I'm fine with what I choose to spend my money on.
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Spoken like a true dumbass.
Yeah, that's a superpower all the kids want:
"and my copyright spidey-sense definitely started tingling."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152855
Who the hell is Constance?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152834
Love all the know it all's that know everything and don't need the Dr to tell them anything. How dare the Dr ask questions that pertain to child safety!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152792
$50 for two cheap ass looking rings...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152694&pg=1
Why is this fucking thread 2 pages? What the fuck? BurningTwat is a bitch. I am amazed she actually even has an in the flesh "friend".
Not only does she bag on the woman for her druggie son but she keeps yammering on about how she is going to dump the chick as a friend anyway. What a cunt.
She mentions that she is moving...anyone know where? If she moves to state, I am going to find her and put her out of her fucking misery.
Just jokin'
Don't call the cops on my ass.
I give the HuffPo and the NY Times about as much credibility as liberals give to Fox. (L'urine)
Remind me again why anybody should care what you think.
105-wtf are you talking about??
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152873
Staph will be talking about selling dildos in 3...2...1....
She'sssss back. The obsessive batshit crazy Myrna. Like I said, every fucking day she obsesses on Lauren.
I agree. STFU Myrna. We're tired of listening to carry on about Lauren. Give it a rest. All you do is show us that you're insane.
ehhh, Myrna, I say keep giving Lauren hell. The posts here are probably all from Lauren trying to make you think that you are crazy.
She's the only one that always goes back to that slam on you.
Give her hell, PDR.
I'm not Lauren just someone who's tired of reading her crazy rantings. It's one thing to bash Lauren when she actually does something worth bashing or when others are doing it. But this obsessive bitch just posts about Lauren whether or not there's anything to post about. Like she gets an orgasm just by posting "L'Urine" and so she does it every day. She's fucking crazy.
111-fuck Lauren
Let's bash on BurningTwat.
While I have no way of knowing, I would bet money that is NOT PDR posting. I would also be willing to bet that the person who keeps posting about how "Myrna" is obsessed with Lauren is the one suffering from an unhealthy obsession.
113, yep!
It's so obvious. Shut the fuck up Lauren.
Oh fuck off. Not Lauren and unless you can prove I am shut your bunghole.
Mrs_Tyler
Sitting on the right side.
PeaNut 197836 - March 2005
Posts: 19710 Layouts: 246
Loc: Enjoying the humid continental climate zone.
Posted: 2/18/2012 7:54:47 PM
As a professional photographer,
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what what what?
102Anonymous said... 102 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152834
Love all the know it all's that know everything and don't need the Dr to tell them anything. How dare the Dr ask questions that pertain to child safety!
February 18, 2012 4:37 PM
If my Dr. asked if I owned a gun, I'd say "not with me, why do you need to borrow one?" or I'd say "do you?".
Sure there are some dumb fucks who own guns but not every gun owner is a moron and/or doesn't know how to lock them up safely away from children.
vonny is the only one bashing lauren here.
104Anonymous said... 104 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152694&pg=1
Why is this fucking thread 2 pages? What the fuck? BurningTwat is a bitch. I am amazed she actually even has an in the flesh "friend".
Not only does she bag on the woman for her druggie son but she keeps yammering on about how she is going to dump the chick as a friend anyway. What a cunt.
She mentions that she is moving...anyone know where? If she moves to state, I am going to find her and put her out of her fucking misery.
Just jokin'
Don't call the cops on my ass.
February 18, 2012 8:10 PM
she's moving into grandma's basement too.
darkangel is all set to follow and move in as well
Mrs_Tyler
Sitting on the right side.
PeaNut 197836 - March 2005
Posts: 19710 Layouts: 246
Loc: Enjoying the humid continental climate zone.
Posted: 2/18/2012 7:54:47 PM
As a professional photographer,
88888888888888
what what what?
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I'm not a Mrs. T fan but you need some reading comprehension skills there 116. She is saying IF you are a pro photograher.
Here is the full quote:
As a professional photographer, if you put a photo out on the internet, you're choosing to share your work. Like others have said, it's your responsibility to put a watermark on your images so you get credit no matter where that photo is seen or who links it where.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152855#29698524
Stupid bitches, doctors ask you if you have a gun because of all the shooting/deaths with kids playing with them. Some stellar parents actually leave their guns out or in a drawer when they should have them locked away. You DO NOT DESERVE TO BE A PARENT IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY A DOCTOR ASKING YOU ABOUT GUNS!
Furthermore, if a child is killed from a gun that a parent didn't lock away, then that parent should be charged with murder for NOT DOING THE FUCKING RIGHT THING!
Let me guess, you can spend money on a fucking dye job at the salon but you can't spend $200 for a small safe to lock your gun in so no child is killed?
You need to rot in your own fucking cunt juices!
Just because a person pays to have their hair done in a salon doesn't mean, 1 they have guns in their house, 2 if they do have guns they don't have a gun safe and 3 people are allowed to decide what offends them, even if to you it's stupid.
ps you are looking like the liberal version of a frother. I suggest you step away for the computer and either have a glass of wine or a good orgasm.
I love all the crazy pea etiquette rules. It's a birthday, and it's bad form to expect people will bring presents?
"Etiquette says that "no gifts please" is bad form."
"Maureen is right. Etiquette wise it assumes that people will want to buy your kids gifts."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152948
ps of course Boston heart want's people to buy gifts. I'm pretty sure she had kids to be her accessories not because she loves them.
I love all the crazy pea etiquette rules. It's a birthday, and it's bad form to expect people will bring presents?
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Yeah, actually. I'm sorry you grew up in a home that didn't understand the basics of common etiquette. The rule has always been that you just don't talk about gifts.. you don't tell people what gifts to give you and you don't tell them not to give you gifts, either.
Nobody said you have to follow the rules, but an understanding of how they work will at least make you look a little more educated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcUinxe9Y74&NR=1&feature=endscreen
120Anonymous said... 120 Mrs_Tyler
Sitting on the right side.
PeaNut 197836 - March 2005
Posts: 19710 Layouts: 246
Loc: Enjoying the humid continental climate zone.
Posted: 2/18/2012 7:54:47 PM
As a professional photographer,
88888888888888
what what what?
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I'm not a Mrs. T fan but you need some reading comprehension skills there 116. She is saying IF you are a pro photograher.
Here is the full quote:
As a professional photographer, if you put a photo out on the internet, you're choosing to share your work. Like others have said, it's your responsibility to put a watermark on your images so you get credit no matter where that photo is seen or who links it where.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152855#29698524
February 19, 2012 10:08 AM
ooh busted, I should not have been trying to read her drivel before having coffee. I don't think I've ever finished reading one of her posts anyway :P
thanks for pointing out "the rest of the story" bitch :)
121Anonymous said... 121 Stupid bitches, doctors ask you if you have a gun because of all the shooting/deaths with kids playing with them. Some stellar parents actually leave their guns out or in a drawer when they should have them locked away. You DO NOT DESERVE TO BE A PARENT IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY A DOCTOR ASKING YOU ABOUT GUNS!
Furthermore, if a child is killed from a gun that a parent didn't lock away, then that parent should be charged with murder for NOT DOING THE FUCKING RIGHT THING!
Let me guess, you can spend money on a fucking dye job at the salon but you can't spend $200 for a small safe to lock your gun in so no child is killed?
You need to rot in your own fucking cunt juices!
February 19, 2012 10:09 AM
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Froth, froth, froth, froth.......f.r.o.t.h...
121Anonymous said... 121 Stupid bitches, doctors ask you if you have a gun because of all the shooting/deaths with kids playing with them. Some stellar parents actually leave their guns out or in a drawer when they should have them locked away. You DO NOT DESERVE TO BE A PARENT IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY A DOCTOR ASKING YOU ABOUT GUNS!
Furthermore, if a child is killed from a gun that a parent didn't lock away, then that parent should be charged with murder for NOT DOING THE FUCKING RIGHT THING!
Let me guess, you can spend money on a fucking dye job at the salon but you can't spend $200 for a small safe to lock your gun in so no child is killed?
You need to rot in your own fucking cunt juices!
February 19, 2012 10:09 AM
IF they are that concerned about guns, pools, blah blah younameit, they should just simply hand out a pamphlet pointing out (obvious) tips on keeping things on the safe side. No need to know WHO has what. Got it cupcake? LOL
Not really following the outrage about a pediatrician asking about guns in the home.
Our pediatrician asked about guns in the home, seatbelt use, bike helmets, and water safety - pools, swimming lessons, and life vest use on boats. Accidents are a leading cause of death and serious injury in children. Pediatricians would be negligent not to address those things.
And for the record, I get my hair done at a salon and don't own a gun... not quite sure what one has to do with the other.
Not really following the outrage about a pediatrician asking about guns in the home.
Our pediatrician asked about guns in the home, seatbelt use, bike helmets, and water safety - pools, swimming lessons, and life vest use on boats. Accidents are a leading cause of death and serious injury in children. Pediatricians would be negligent not to address those things.
And for the record, I get my hair done at a salon and don't own a gun... not quite sure what one has to do with the other.
February 19, 2012 12:19 PM
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I agree with you. I don't understand the outrage either. Other than it sounds like the typical pea response and the crazy is ramping up again. They get offended over every little thing.
130Anonymous said... 130 Not really following the outrage about a pediatrician asking about guns in the home.
Our pediatrician asked about guns in the home, seatbelt use, bike helmets, and water safety - pools, swimming lessons, and life vest use on boats. Accidents are a leading cause of death and serious injury in children. Pediatricians would be negligent not to address those things.
And for the record, I get my hair done at a salon and don't own a gun... not quite sure what one has to do with the other.
February 19, 2012 12:19 PM
Pedis should just hand out pamphlets... (oh wait, someone might be illiterate - now THAT is someone who shouldn't parent, right? LOL)
I don't think either have anything to do with each other either (guns/hair)..just some monkey on here throwin' shit around. LOL
IF they are that concerned about guns, pools, blah blah younameit, they should just simply hand out a pamphlet pointing out (obvious) tips on keeping things on the safe side. No need to know WHO has what. Got it cupcake? LOL
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Some parents don't read literature a doctor gives them. That's probably why the doctor will ask those questions and will speak to them on the safety concerns.
I can understand the frothing over this. An innocent child dies at the laziness and ignorance their parents. And these parents find it rude for a doctor to ask.
vonny is the only one bashing lauren here.
She makes it so obvious.
of course Boston heart want's people to buy gifts. I'm pretty sure she had kids to be her accessories not because she loves them.
February 19, 2012 10:23 AM
DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!!
of course Boston heart want's people to buy gifts. I'm pretty sure she had kids to be her accessories not because she loves them.
February 19, 2012 10:23 AM
There's no apostrophe in wants. Just saying, coz you don't want to go around sounding like lowrent do you?
About BH, how can she ever enjoy the here and now of these kids when she is constantly on fast forward. Every single one of her threads is a projection into the future. Maybe she's one of those parents that just finds infants really boring. Kinda sad really.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153010
Has anyone seen suesume's avatar? Why is she standing in a dumpster wearing shorts? I thought the peas were germaphobes? I'm not a germaphobe but I won't be wearing shorts in a dumpster.
I can understand the frothing over this. An innocent child dies at the laziness and ignorance their parents. And these parents find it rude for a doctor to ask.
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Let's not froth over something worthwhile and worthy like our children. Let's froth over paying a salon $200 for a color job that you can do for $8 at home.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152471
I honestly can't believe the stupid things the Peas are coming out with about Ireland. Take it from me it's not the magical kingdom they all think it is. The streets are covered in dog crap, drunks/druggies are everywhere, the roads are full of idiot drivers most of whom never even had to pass a driving test. All the crap about people stopping you in the street to strike up a conversation is just total bullshit. It rains non stop and I fecking hated it. You couldn't pay me to go back.
Why don't you post that on the thread 139?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152464
Who idiot wastes money to have grey colored brown at the salon?
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Um, like half the world? This is the weirdest question I've seen in a long, long time.
no no no 141 didn't read the frothers comments? If you pay to have your hair colored you are doing so at the expense of your child who will then be shot and killed by an unsecured weapon. Don't you know hair coloring is of the devil. You better stop.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153011
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They also hate that McDonald's doesn't Super Size anymore.
Such strong feelings about candy bar sizes.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152471
Um, dumbass, it's Wales, not Whales.
Captain K is not beadhound. Bead wasn't that articulate. I still think Cpt k is PDR. I always liked PDR, I never saw the "crazy" that peas are talking about. Can anyone give specifics?
Captain K kissed too much Bush ass at the beginning of her trolling. That's definitely NOT PDR.
I do love it when PDR drives BF crazy though! BF HATES her!
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148Anonymous said... 148 New smack blog. Spam free. Check it out. It looks promising.
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There isn't a need for a "new" site. Yours looks stupid anyway. Nice try though, Annnnnnnie!
GO JANE!!
148Anonymous said... 148 New smack blog. Spam free. Check it out. It looks promising.
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that "new" snack blog is for smacking the scrapping industry. scrap smacker's site was recently infiltrated by a mega spammer who cuts and pastes inane "mary had a little lamb" type screeds when they get home from high school. For some reason scrap smacker has been unable to pinpoint the ip and dump them. btw, speaking of spam 148.....
Who idiot wastes money to have grey colored brown at the salon?
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Um, like half the world? This is the weirdest question I've seen in a long, long time.
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I know. I thought that question was dumb too, like along the lines of Annabella dumb.
god damn, my bong just broke
Dare I ask???
How do you pronounce stupid?
I pronounce it: "I'm so fucking tired of these /how do you pronounce words threads./"
I was just coming here to post that 154 lol. Is it a function of how bored people are that we have so many assinine pronunctiation threads? And really, adult women that question how to pronounce coupon???
I'm ashamed to admit but I would never give one of those diamond candles on the off chance the receiver got a real, expensive diamond. Same reason I never give lotto tickets. I am a jealous bitch.
I figured they had just watch that comedian who says "coo-pin" for coupon. Ron White.
@156 you are also a idiot for believing that any of those candles contain real, expensive diamond rings.
I'm not saying all of them have real diamonds 158, and if I ever bought any mine would totally be crap jewelry but if I ever bought one to give away it would be the real one. That's just how my luck runs. Apparently karma hates me. I must have been a complete douche nozzle in a former life.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153262
I so wish I lived in Pennyrings perfect fucking world, where all my guests could just climb 5 flights of stairs. Jeebus f'in Christ, how damn dumb can she be? It's almost like an Annabella answer.
god damn, my bong just broke
Awwww, no reading peas for you!
New smack blog. Spam free. Check it out. It looks promising.
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Looks boring as fuck.
I still think Cpt k is PDR.
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No way! PDR was a liberal. Captain K is a Republikunt.
Sorry 160 but yes a healthy adult should be able to handle climbing stairs. FWIW I think this is the first time I've ever agreed with pennyring.
Wow the blog was dead for awhile. Guess the main posters Yubon and Captain K (beadhound) actually had a life this weekend.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153281
yes you are a damn whiner and I'm guessing your kids thought it was cool grandpa fixed them breakfast. Quit being a hater and let them enjoy something their grandparents did for them. Also thank your in laws for putting up with you.
No way is Captain K beadhound. Bead was a flaming I hate the cops and hope they all die liberal plus she didn't have quite the odd mood swings Capt. K seems to have.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153271
No it won't bother me, not everyone thinks my kids are as special as I do and I don't need praise for them from family and friends.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153261
Way to create a drama post, before her update you'd think "Johnny's" parents where hounding "Dylan's" parents for 40 bucks. Sounds more like Johnny's mom just mentioned it in passing.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153271
No it won't bother me, not everyone thinks my kids are as special as I do and I don't need praise for them from family and friends.
February 20, 2012 1:40 PM
I just read this. What a twat. Sounds like the guy likes nature and bugs, not kids and she's all butt hurt. And no, it is not the same as ignoring an email to not comment on her kid pics. Stupid fucking peatard.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153262
I am looking at the photo blog and I have to say - that woman has NO talent at all. She takes a bunch of boring, normal looking people and makes them look boring and average even on their wedding day. I could take better shots with my point and shoot.
I want my wedding pix taken against a brick wall!
http://amysphotography.typepad.com/photos/aj_and_lauren_wedding/al-240.html
Me too! I love a brick wall in Indiana!
http://amysphotography.typepad.com/photos/eric_and_denise_wedding/edb-232.html
God I hope she is cheap.
104Anonymous said... 104 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3152694&pg=1
Why is this fucking thread 2 pages? What the fuck? BurningTwat is a bitch. I am amazed she actually even has an in the flesh "friend".
Not only does she bag on the woman for her druggie son but she keeps yammering on about how she is going to dump the chick as a friend anyway. What a cunt.
She mentions that she is moving...anyone know where? If she moves to state, I am going to find her and put her out of her fucking misery.
Just jokin'
Don't call the cops on my ass.
February 18, 2012 8:10 PM
she's moving into grandma's basement too.
darkangel is all set to follow and move in as well
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I know I'm late to the party, but where do you see darkangel talking of moving??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3152511
grinning cat is going for Yubon title of outspokeness:
"Designer and plus size do not go hand in hand. Designers are not interested in making fat chicks look good, just humiliating them with ugly clothes. Sorry, I do not think there is any such thing as designer heans for plus size gals, or at least ones that aren't grotesquely ugly because the designers amuse themselves by humiliating fat people."
no no no 141 didn't read the frothers comments? If you pay to have your hair colored you are doing so at the expense of your child who will then be shot and killed by an unsecured weapon. Don't you know hair coloring is of the devil. You better stop.
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Yeah, you are a retard.
Sorry 160 but yes a healthy adult should be able to handle climbing stairs. FWIW I think this is the first time I've ever agreed with pennyring.
February 20, 2012 1:33 PM
Who says all the guests are healthy? There are old people, disabled people, pregnant moms carting toddlers, obese people, people with knee problems or sprained ankles, or who just had knee surgery....
You're about as smart as penny ring.
Sorry, I do not think there is any such thing as designer heans for plus size gals,
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True dat, no such thing as designer "heans" for plus sized gals.
Prize for twat of the week typo.
No way is Captain K beadhound. Bead was a flaming I hate the cops and hope they all die liberal plus she didn't have quite the odd mood swings Capt. K seems to have.
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Bead was not a liberal. She was a stick your finger in the wind and then post ITA based on: Peas she liked/didn't like and Peas other Peas think are smart.
She would even post contradicting ITAs if she saw more "peas she liked" agreeing with someone else. Scrapwench does this too.
The only thing Bead was consistent on was her cop-hating.
There are old people, disabled people, pregnant moms carting toddlers, obese people, people with knee problems or sprained ankles, or who just had knee surgery
Why did you invite a parade of the walking wounded to your wedding?
Our wedding guest list was 450. I don't know what the stats are, but I'm sure a certain percentage of those people would not have been able to do 5 flights of stairs. Even healthy people might not like to do that many stairs in fancy clothes and/or heels.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153271
Another whine not getting the response the OP wanted.
Hey, maybe he doesn't like you or your snowflakes and doesn't feel obliged to pretend otherwise!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153299
ewwww ewwww ewwwww
Freebird:
"last time this topic came up, I admitted that we don't flush TP. We put it in the trash can and throw it away."
you know, some women have an unhealthy obsession with anything fecal related. my best friend used to have such a mother, who was fascinated by the cat's poops. I swear all these toilet threads make me think it is more common than I had imagined.
She says it doesn't stink. How could putting shit in a trashcan not stink?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3153011&pg=1
Poor King-Sized Typhus is worried about the demise of her King-Sized Snickers.
And it's all the Obamas' fault. Or Big Government's fault. Or somebody's fault, dammit!
"I don't regularly buy candy bars and never buy "king size" versions for my own consumption."
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Funny, you look like you do.
I would definitely be willing to bet she is the poster child for the target demographic for king-sized candy bars.
And it's all the Obamas' fault. Or Big Government's fault. Or somebody's fault, dammit!
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No! It's Planned Parenthood's fault! With Acorn right behind them!
I am now convinced that Flymflam will agree to anything as long as the article bashes Obama and comes from a frother conservative website.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3153158
Oh and where'd you go, Flymflam? Did you fart and run yet again?
Somebody start a rumor that Mars is a Muslim company, making room on the store shelves for halal nougat, and watch the Creeping Sharia!!!!one!!!! accusations fly.
Maybe Lynloon is off getting a good transvaginal wanding.
Can someone convince me not to cheat on my husband, because even though I'm bored to tears, I don't want to be that evil bitch who hurt her husband and children. I mean I fucking hate guys who cheat. My best friend's husband cheated and I still think she's a moron for taking him back. How can I even contemplate being the type of person I hate? WTF is wrong with me? And how did it take me this many years and 3 children to realize I made a huge, huge mistake of marrying someone I'm not even in love with? FML. I'm too smart to realize I can't go back and change anything, but the thought of living the rest of my life like this makes my eyes glaze over and my heart sink. Why do we rush to get married in our 20s when we don't even know what the fuck we're doing yet?
193-take a bottle of prozac and drink a bottle of wine. You will put us all out of your fucking whiney ass misery.
Go fuck whoever you want. I hope you get the clap.
WTF????????
"last time this topic came up, I admitted that we don't flush TP. We put it in the trash can and throw it away."
People are fucking nasty. I swear they all congregate on 2peas. There are always things that I've never heard of in my entire life, then on 2peas there will be like 20 people who do it.
Aw 194, what's the matter, you sound like you've been cheated on, you poor wittle lady. Did your man go down to that dreadful strip bar and get a little action from a hot young thing?
BTW, I don't know who you're talking to, but whoever it is won't know what you mean by the clap unless they're like 50 plus years old. Do you really still call it the clap?
pennyring is SUCH a dork. And there's nothing more annoying than dorks that get on the internet and act like they're the shit. I'm so embarrassed for her, I could almost feel bad for her.
197 - I feel the same way about compwalla
171 maybe but there is no worse "photographer" than the one that took those embarrassingly bad pictures of kelpea's 2 kids. Seriously those were just...bad.
WTF????????
"last time this topic came up, I admitted that we don't flush TP. We put it in the trash can and throw it away."
People are fucking nasty. I swear they all congregate on 2peas. There are always things that I've never heard of in my entire life, then on 2peas there will be like 20 people who do it.
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When I went to Venezuela this is the norm. Their pipes can't handle toilet paper. It's no different than putting a baby's diaper in the trash can to sit around.
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