Monday, November 19, 2012

Space 11/19/12

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Anonymous said...

kendra is first to the corner!

Anonymous said...

Can somebody tell me when the Great Persecution of Christians is taking place, so I can arrange time off from work?

Anonymous said...

fuck that thread #2. Now it's all the wanna-be-tier-one peas making lame jokes about toasters.

FML said...

I feel bad for all the peas who've lost their husbands. I hate when the ones who still have thiers bitch about what they did wrong. (ie Paige's Dr. husband who forgot a bag of groceries in the trunk). Mine can not bring in the groceries. Mine can not work. I have to do everything. I wish my husband was a Dr. and I didn't have to bring in groceries (not really).

Stop bitching about your husbands!

Anonymous said...

191Anonymous said... 191 I wonder if Staph brought her black bf with her to the Mitt event she attended? I'm sure Mitten's staff would have grabbed him and seated him in the token bleacher seats just feet away from the podium. lol

November 19, 2012 2:20 PM

She's single.

Anonymous said...

Dotty vs. Batya battle of the shes who cannot be wrong.

Anonymous said...

Dottyscrapper is marginally less biased than Batya. Frankly, I'd trust her judgment before Batya's.

Anonymous said...

what thread #6?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205069

For 8.

Anonymous said...

I know the sheep have ruined the thread, 3, but the poor benighted OP just struck me as funny.

Anonymous said...

I love how some no-name peas asked questions, but the sheep totally ignored them just to make jokes and try get noticed by the tier 1's!

FML x1000 said...

FML FML FML FML FML FML FML :(

Anonymous said...

FYL FYL FYL FYL FYL FYL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3180787&pg=2

yubon must be really bored to be bumping threads from months ago to bash people on!

Anonymous said...

13Anonymous said... 13 FYL FYL FYL FYL FYL FYL

November 19, 2012 6:20 PM

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205069

FFS. The way Batya tells it, Israel is completely innocent in all things, and the evil Palestinians invaded Israel, murdered all puppies and kittens, and is now unjustly bombing the poor, innocent Israelis. Few conflicts are as one-sided as she wants this one to seem.

I see Annabella has made an intelligent post on that thread. That's usually noteworthy.

Anonymous said...

friends want you to go on a quick trip you cannot afford

Bookmark this ThreadWatch this ThreadReport ViolationReturn to Last List . Post Reply . Post New Topic Posted 9:20:03 PM by old pea new name in NSBR Board


old pea new name

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Just pull a Annafreebella and let them pay for you.

Anonymous said...

Way to derail the toddler mom thread. Fucking cunt lauren.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3180787

Anonymous said...

that thread is from JULY!!!

Anonymous said...

18Anonymous said... 18 Way to derail the toddler mom thread. Fucking cunt lauren.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3180787

November 19, 2012 8:04 PM

still trying to figure out why flubs bumped this thread.

she must have been logged in on the wrong pea name and wanted to stir shit.

Anonymous said...

I know the sheep have ruined the thread, 3, but the poor benighted OP just struck me as funny.
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Check out the OP's blogs. She's mentally ill. Religion has fucked with her head, big-time.

Anonymous said...

OH SHIT! I just read that whole fucking thread. Fuck you flubs!

Anonymous said...

True 21. Definitely needs to up the meds that one.

Anonymous said...

I expected Ursula to look like my mental image of Skybarf, yet she appears normal. That's even scarier.

But yeah, she's FUBAR.

Anonymous said...

Why do you guys call Yubon "flubs?"

It's hilarious, though!

Anonymous said...

Annabella is an idiot. Always and forever.

Anonymous said...

Darkangel090260
StuckOnPeas

PeaNut 308,882
April 2007
Posts: 2,354
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Posted: 11/19/2012 8:13:34 PM
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I really wish some of you would learn to think before talking out of your ass

life link started in 1985

OP some of us are tired of christian try to rule our life and the life's of our friend and family. If christian had there way They would still be burning people of my realign. christian need to pull there heads out of there back side and let people live there life's. With out having to hear your BS all the time about what is right or wrong. As long as people are not hurting them self or other Then I don't give a Fyling F what they are doing with there life.

Anonymous said...

Darkangel is why kids need to stay in school.

Anonymous said...

I had to put DA on ignore so I wouldn't have to see her word salad.

Anonymous said...

"I don't give a fyling F" doesn't have quite the same punch somehow.

Anonymous said...

Fucking lot of drama over at the bukkit tonight.

Anonymous said...

Must be the TG dinner, house guest stress coming to an ugly head.

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for all the peas who've lost their husbands. I hate when the ones who still have thiers bitch about what they did wrong.

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Oh please. Like husbands don't bitch about their wives too. Let the women blow off a little steam. I'm not talking about the ones who drag their DH's name through the mud or say humiliating things about him, but the normal annoying husband things are ok to vent about.

It's life. Those who lost their husbands will be surrounded by living husbands for the rest of their lives. We can't shelter them from every hearing a bad word said about a husband.

Just like the infertile Peas. I feel horribly for them that they have such a difficult time getting pregnant. But that doesn't mean other women should never post pictures of their kids on 2Peas or on FB. Or that we can't complain if we've been puking our guts out for 7 out of 9 months of pregnancy, all day, every day.

Sometimes you have to vent, even if you're lucky enough not to have a dead husband or no babies.

EVERYONE is missing something or someone. There are people who have never had a home - should we all stop complaining about our mortgage payments? There are people who lost their mother when they were 5, like me. Does it sting a little when people bitch about their mothers? Sure. But I would never dream of asking people to never complain about their mothers around me.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he's just angry at what he's been dealt and I get the backlash and have to deal with it. Anyone know if that's normal? How are people who are caregivers to deal with this shit?

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Yes, that is normal. The closest one to the sick (or old) person usually gets all the worst treatment taken out on them. I'm sorry you're going through this.

Question - before he got sick, would he say things to you like you've written here (i.e. Fuck you bitch)? Because if that's how he's always been, I'd be out. But if it only started when he got sick, I don't know...I guess I'd be committed to stay even getting treated like that.

I don't know though. I have a lot of pride, and it would take a LOT for me to stay with someone who talked to me like that, sick or not. My mother raised me to know I'm worth way more than that.

But if he's just freaking out inside and this is unusual behavior for him, well...yeah I'd probably stay but try not to engage when he says the bad stuff. Just stay calm and talk matter-of-factly to him, like "Here are your pills" or "I washed your sheets, let me know when you want me to change them".

GOOD LUCK

Anonymous said...

lmao #30 - no, no it doesn't. HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Ursula is an ignorant cunt.

Anonymous said...

Got that right 36. It's horrible. A literate skybarf.

Anonymous said...

33Anonymous said... 33 I feel bad for all the peas who've lost their husbands. I hate when the ones who still have thiers bitch about what they did wrong.

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Oh please. Like husbands don't bitch about their wives too. Let the women blow off a little steam. I'm not talking about the ones who drag their DH's name through the mud or say humiliating things about him, but the normal annoying husband things are ok to vent about.

It's life. Those who lost their husbands will be surrounded by living husbands for the rest of their lives. We can't shelter them from every hearing a bad word said about a husband.

Just like the infertile Peas. I feel horribly for them that they have such a difficult time getting pregnant. But that doesn't mean other women should never post pictures of their kids on 2Peas or on FB. Or that we can't complain if we've been puking our guts out for 7 out of 9 months of pregnancy, all day, every day.

Sometimes you have to vent, even if you're lucky enough not to have a dead husband or no babies.

EVERYONE is missing something or someone. There are people who have never had a home - should we all stop complaining about our mortgage payments? There are people who lost their mother when they were 5, like me. Does it sting a little when people bitch about their mothers? Sure. But I would never dream of asking people to never complain about their mothers around me.

November 19, 2012 11:06 PM

I get what you're saying and as you said, "sometimes you have to vent". I vented and it felt a little better.

I have plenty I want to say to you about specific comments you made but I don't have the energy to. That said, I'm off to pretend my world consists of rainbows and unicorns (not).

Anonymous said...

I didn't even read her lengthy posts.

Anonymous said...

Alright, this post is hella long, but apparently it explains a lot of Ursula's mental illness. It is funny that she says that she doesn't understand how her mom could be so mentally ill and still have such faith in Jesus. I think the two go hand in hand.

It also seems as though she had some lesbian child's play with a friend around 11 and her sister (step, I believe) so maybe that is why she is so freaking homophobic.

From Ursula's blog...her story:

http://www.scarletbirddesigns.com/2012/06/whole-story-start-to-finish-added-to-as.html

Anonymous said...

If you need to vent sometimes that's fine, but there are a few peas that can't seem
to ever have a nice thing to say about their husbands.

Anonymous said...

So I'm reading through Ursala's blog, I've got to say do people really have this much drama in their lives?

Anonymous said...

It's all drama if you think your mainstream life is being persecuted, or if you feel under attack every minute of every day. I think she does.

Anonymous said...

Alright no fucking way is Ursala's blog for real.

Anonymous said...

What is the story with ScrappingSpidey? Can anyone give me the Cliff's Notes?

Anonymous said...

ScrappinSpidey's husband was killed when their truck/trailer lost control and overturned on the freeway last summer. She's been trying to get her life back together ever since.

Anonymous said...

I went and looked at Ursula's blog and it was like deja vu. I'd read it already some time in the past. So this not her first brush with making a bad name for herself on twopeas. I just don't remember the details now.

Anonymous said...

Is Ursula on 2peas??? Name???

Anonymous said...

I wonder why ScrappinSpidey's lawyer told her to deactivate all of her online profiles for now. I hope everything is ok, she's been having a hell of a time.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205349


Interesting that she's upset and annoyed that her son has to sell tickets the day *before* Thanksgiving, but she doesn't understand why some people are upset and annoyed that they/their families members have to work on Thanksgiving day.

And yes, I had to make sure to throw in a ** for good measure.

Anonymous said...

Ah, thanks 46! I remember that now, I do wonder why a lawyer is involved and telling her to delete the posts?

48 - her 2peas name is Ursula Schneider, can't miss it!

Anonymous said...

I went and looked at Ursula's blog and it was like deja vu. I'd read it already some time in the past. So this not her first brush with making a bad name for herself on twopeas. I just don't remember the details now.
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I was thinking the same thing. She posted her story on NSBR back in June.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3177750&pg=1

Anonymous said...

Funny how people like Ursula think they've "come out the other side" unscathed. Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

For those that have read Ursula's blog do you believe it? I don't want to be cold hearted but damn I just find it hard to believe she's suffered that much.

And the story of her friend, the one that sexually abused her, being kidnapped, raped and dropped back off at the kidnap spot just seem off.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205193

Pennyring has a skewed view of what's normal behavior. Remember, she's the one who has never had a pap/pelvic exam. Probably due to her freaky upbringing.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3043355&pg=1

Anonymous said...

That TurkeyGate thread was EPIC!! I wonder, didn't the OP of that thread eventually divorce her DH?

Anonymous said...

Oh my fuck! I used to know Ursula in another life, she always seemed so reasonable. WTF happened?

Anonymous said...

#55 - I'm pretty sure that was Country Ham or Yubon

Anonymous said...

Hey 58 you might try reading the second link 55 posted:

"I'm wondering because I've never had an exam down there and refuse to, so having a kid freaks me out because I know they'll want to do that." pennyring

Anonymous said...

#59 - I stand corrected. I didn't read very far into that thread because, well, it was kinda long winded and noting I hadn't read before elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

57 Anonymous said... 57

Oh my fuck! I used to know Ursula in another life, she always seemed so reasonable. WTF happened?

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So do you believe her blog posts? If they are true I am truly sorry for her. I just can't fathom dealing with everything she has. What a crazy life.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205388

Tattoo is hideous.

Anonymous said...

don't know whether ursula's story is true, false or embellished. but she clearly has mental illness. she's not rational.

Anonymous said...

I am the not christian and do not fallow the bible

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Another dark angel gem.

Anonymous said...

So do you believe her blog posts? If they are true I am truly sorry for her. I just can't fathom dealing with everything she has. What a crazy life.

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I don't know. When I knew her, we never talked about families, except for immediate family. I only ever knew her on line and 'met' her around 2005/2006? We were both doing digital scrapbooks and digital art journals (yeah, way before it was trendy). She then become a designer at ScrapGirls and I lost touch with her.

The thing is, if her mom had a mental illness, there's a possibility she does too.

Anonymous said...

Tattoo is hideous.
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The fish scale border on the top is weird.

Anonymous said...

Her tattoo is not one I would get, but the story behind it is sweet. To each her own

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205212

OF COURSE 2peafaithful would accept a trip if someone wanted to *bless* her with one. She's the biggest fucking moocher at the pod!

Anonymous said...

My husband is a doctor and I still have to bring in the groceries! I would never complain about some of the LAME things those peatards do...don't sweat the small stuff!

Anonymous said...

The guy gave an example of "your brown eyes really match your chair" for the situation where you are just out of other substantive things.

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If my dh and I were having marriage problems and that's the best we could come up with to compliment one another I think I would call it a day and get a divorce.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205329

And the way the op describes her dh I have to wonder why she even wants to stay married. He just sounds like a dick. She says she doesn't like him anymore why even bother to stay together.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205229

What's her shit about? An attorney told her to deactivate her account? Divorce?

FML said...

69Anonymous said... 69 My husband is a doctor and I still have to bring in the groceries! I would never complain about some of the LAME things those peatards do...don't sweat the small stuff!

November 20, 2012 5:03 PM

Can I borrow him?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205363

I don't get why yubon would ask such a dumb question, go where it interests you! Other than to brag that she's going to Europe? sans any friends because she has none

Anonymous said...

The OP was widowed last summer, 71. I don't get the whole "an attorney told me to deactivate my Two Peas and Facebook accounts" thing. I have a feeling there is something big she's neglecting to tell the sheep. It doesn't jibe.

Anonymous said...

I think it's because a insurance company is trying to blame the accident on her dh and not pay what it should. She probably has to delete so they can't trace her post from right after the accident.

Anonymous said...

How did the accident happen? Was there somebody at fault?

Anonymous said...

If I remember correctly they were pulling a trailer and a gust of wind pushed it? Maybe picked it up somehow? And they wrecked. I think she said the insurance company is saying her dh over corrected or made some other driving mistake and refusing to pay. I hate insurance companies. They only seem to look out for their bottom line. Not their customers.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the whole "an attorney told me to deactivate my Two Peas and Facebook accounts" thing. I have a feeling there is something big she's neglecting to tell the sheep. It doesn't jibe.
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Agree. It sounds very fishy.

Anonymous said...

Is crazy Ursula the same Ursula that's always mentioned over at the Scrapsmack/Smack Center site for saying stupid shit all the time?

Anonymous said...

Anybody want to make a bet on how long Batya's Israel-is-right-and-everybody-else-is-wrong thread will go? I say eight pages.

Anonymous said...

Ursula is a scrapbook celebrity....

http://bluemoonscrapbooking.blogspot.com/2012/10/mini-album-from-ursula.html

Anonymous said...

looks like Ursula's peamail is full...wonder how many are nasty messages vs the nice ones...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205379

She's not asking for recipes. She's asking for adulation. Period.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...what happened to Ursula's twins?

Studio Calico profile

http://www.studiocalico.com/users/Ursula

TwoPeas profile

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/97497/

Anonymous said...

For fucks sake, 83, she is excited about her project and wants some new recipes. Find something real to smack on...

Anonymous said...

it's really interesting she lists her oldest (lesbian) daughter as being married!!! Totally against what she said in her posts...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, no big deal asking for recipes. It's for a good cause, bravo to her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205451

Isd a bunny considered an animal? Do Peas have brains?

Anonymous said...

It was the way she said it, 87 and 85. Look-at-me came first, recipes were an afterthought.

Anonymous said...

I think she said one of her daughters was, not necessarily the eldest, but after reading her blog, I don't believe that.

One is currently in Teen challenge, so not moving into any apartment anywhere with anyone and the other one appears to have a boyfriend, at least, she's always turning up at the house with a guy in tow.

As for the twins, it appears she only sees them once every month or every two months. Don't know the whole background there though, as I haven't got to that part yet.

Yes, I admit, I had nothing else to do to day.

Anonymous said...

FFS 89, there are plenty of idiot peas to smack on, leave the ones that are actually doing some good alone!

Anonymous said...

did you read the link 90? It says: "I have 6 children, Kaitlin 19 and married, Millie, 19, Hunter 16, Maddie 15, Cody and Jacob 8(twins!)"

I take that to mean that Kaitlin is married...

Anonymous said...

I never said Kaitlin wasn't married. Where did I say that? She has two other daughters, as I pointed out, and she merely stated, as far as I could see, that one of her daughters was a lesbian and I was saying I didn't believe that any of them were.

Anonymous said...

I'm not trying to argue...just figure out her story! What did you mean by this: "I think she said one of her daughters was, not necessarily the eldest, but after reading her blog, I don't believe that." What don't you believe after reading her blog? (again, not confrontational, just trying to figure out the story)

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that any of her daughters are lesbian.

Kaitlin is married
Millie has a boyfriend (at least, she turns up with one, which wouldn't be necessary if she came out)
Maddie is in Teen Challenge (so, if it's Maddie, there's no way she could be moving into an apartment right now with her girl friend)

Sorry if I'm not very clear.

Anonymous said...

Thank you. Interesting that she is lying about having a lesbian daughter. I just skimmed her blog, and it seemed to be mostly about her scrapbooking...does she make more posts about her kids if I keep reading or are you on a different blog? For some reason, I am just fascinated by her 'story' (I think there is more made up than actually true, but that is just my opinion from what I have read of her posts)

Anonymous said...

What is Teen Challenge?

Anonymous said...

I had look up Teen Challenge. Apparently it's a non profit faith based program for teens with alcohol and substance abuse problems.

Yeah, she does talk about her kids a bit more. I found it interesting that she was quite negative about her adopted kids (Millie, Maddie and Hunter) until Hunter turned to Christ, and suddenly he's a great kid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205444

Ahh, yes, squillen's crappy looking truffles! If I had paid $60 for a box of goodies, and got ice cube tray truffles, I would have been pissed! They look terrible!

Anonymous said...

I like that Squillen mentioned it wasn't hard to make those truffles, because she has a mold. She neglected to mention the molds were two for $1 at the dollar store.

Anonymous said...

They looked moldy

Anonymous said...

The bitch is still whining on her blog. The persecuted Christjun! They don't understand me at the pod..... What a lame bitch.

Anonymous said...

Just noticed a lack of Burning Feather posts. Where has she been? Y'all run her off? LOL

Anonymous said...

@103 - I also notice Peasful1 hasn't posted either. Maybe getting therapy for her bitchiness?

Anonymous said...

I agree 102. I wonder which peas left anon comments on her blog. Whoever it was gave her all the excuse she needed to continue to feel persecuted and blog about it. Someone should post it in her double standard thread, that would guarantee at least a 7-pager, right?

http://www.scarletbirddesigns.com/2012/11/hello-wednesday-communicating-isnt-for.html#comment-form

Anonymous said...

Is Squillen gonna sell her cookies again this year? I'm sure she won't get as many orders as she did last year. Some said they were disappointed.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she will bring it up at 2P. She got her hand slapped last time, plus better bakers have posted photos. Now everybody knows that Squillen's cookies are ugly crap.

I imagine she will shill on her FB page. I left, so I can't confirm it.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to start a thread titled:

SQUILLEN, I NEED COOKIES FAST!!!

Can you help? Are you selling cookies?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205442

So she can now end discussions? What a bitch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205388

Looks like Staph has lost some weight. Too bad she got an ugly tattoo.

Anonymous said...

Really?:

"They are 14 and 17 now. My 14yo said something very unexpected a few months ago. "Mom, I'm glad you have always been picky about the games we play and the movies we see. The kids at school that have moms who aren't so picky, who let them play whatever, they do and say some really strange things. They kind of worry me, and I don't like to be around them anymore."" Nightowl

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205252

Anonymous said...

yep, 100 and Squillen's truffles have a nasty bloom on them that just screams amateur:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3137190

Anonymous said...

109 sounds like she is going back to him, so she has to shut that thread down. There will be blood from the peas.

Anonymous said...

I played Grand Theft Auto when I was 14 in front of my 2 year old cousin. I'm obviously going to Pea hell.

Anonymous said...

113 - I thought it was because she has more than one thread about this right now?

Anonymous said...

115 that doesn't make sense. The other thread is dormant and if she was worried about it, she would have "closed" the old thread, not the new one. duh

Anonymous said...

Actually, she "closed" both threads.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't want to talk about it anymore because she can forsee the shitstorm coming from outraged peas that her daughter is going back to the abuser. It's obvious. Wonder how the peas will handle being shut down.

Anonymous said...

112, didn't Shillin' Squillen get all defensive last year about the chocolate bloom on her ice-cube-tray truffles?

Anonymous said...

Yes. She said they were frosted because she'd just taken them out of the freezer.

Anonymous said...

I played Grand Theft Auto when I was 14 in front of my 2 year old cousin. I'm obviously going to Pea hell.
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I can one up you. My dh and I got drunk and let our 4 year old play GTA. That was the last time (11 years ago) I drank to oblivion.

Anonymous said...

Yes. She said they were frosted because she'd just taken them out of the freezer.
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Freezer? Is she kidding? Ugh!! You never freeze chocolate.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/peadictionary.asp

They should add some new terms to this.

GASB: Going all Skybarf.
GAHC: Going all Heartcat; i.e., writing epic posts for no reason.
GAKN: *Going* *all* *KikiNichole*.
GL: Getting Libised; i.e., getting caught in a big fat one, usually involving money.
SQ: Violating TOU, Squillen-style.
WJW or TPS: The blog that must not be named.
and so on...

Anonymous said...

I love me a frozen Snickers bar. Otherwise, I agree.

Anonymous said...

COG: Going all child of grace and asking a zillion stupid questions.
BTY: The arbiter of all that is wise and true. And the "official" reading threads.

Anonymous said...

GCH: going all Country Ham and being a complete fruit cake.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205574

He's not even cold yet and you have to make a thread about it? Jeez.

Anonymous said...

How can a dish that involves any combination of jello, cool whip, powdered sugar, cottage cheese, fruit, marshmallows and pretzels be called a salad? Do you have it with turkey and gravy? I gagged reading the recipes.

Anonymous said...

#128 - total barf fest. Where did you see that?

Anonymous said...

72 FML said... 72
69Anonymous said... 69 My husband is a doctor and I still have to bring in the groceries! I would never complain about some of the LAME things those peatards do...don't sweat the small stuff!

November 20, 2012 5:03 PM

Can I borrow him?
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Nope, sorry...

Anonymous said...

Soggy pretzels make me gag. That "salad" is atrocious.

Anonymous said...

Jell-o doesn't belong on any dinner table, no matter what time of year it is. Jell-o only should be consumed when you're sick or if it has alcohol in it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=0&thread_id=3205101

If you are talking about this, it just sounds like a cheese cake with a jello topping and pretzel base, instead of graham crackers. Not sure how this is even considered a salad.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205227

1. I hope her DD has an easily resolved solution to the weight gain.
2. The OP protests a bit too much about pregnancy/birth control. I'll laugh my butt off if her DD does turn out to be on the pill (on the sly) or pregnant. Of course, the OP wouldn't admit to it.

Anonymous said...

I like the pretzel salad with the cream cheese and jello and strawberries. The pretzels stay crunchy under the cream cheese layer. Creamy & salty & sweet. So good. Not a daily food, but a delish treat once on a while. I don't get the hate for it.

Anonymous said...

110-Nothing says "carpet muncher butch" than a fucking anchor tattoo on a chick. That tat is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.

No, she hasn't lost weight...she photoshopped her torso in that pic.

Anonymous said...

134-I totally agree. I will eat Staph's snatch if that kid doesn't end up preggers or taking BC pills.

We will most likely never hear from the OP concerning the subject again.

Anonymous said...

103-Burning Twat is licking her wounds since Romney lost. She is probably also crocheting bibs for her pumpkin headed drooling husband.

OR she is counting her gray hairs and keeps having to start over because the number gets too high.

Take your pick but I am happy the twat hasn't been around.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Staph photoshopped about a hundred pounds off of her!

Anonymous said...

136Anonymous said... 136 110-Nothing says "carpet muncher butch" than a fucking anchor tattoo on a chick. That tat is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.

No, she hasn't lost weight...she photoshopped her torso in that pic.

November 21, 2012 6:00 PM

The wife beater tank/shirt is the best thing about the picture.

Anonymous said...

She changed her avatar photo so now she does look fatter.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205624



If someone I know committed suicide, the last thing I would do is post for prayers on a message board.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205394

Now AddHousewife is a photographer? I thought she was an editor/writer/lazy housewife?

Maybe she can afford some extra school uniforms, so she can stop bitching about them.

Anonymous said...

I like the pretzel salad with the cream cheese and jello and strawberries. The pretzels stay crunchy under the cream cheese layer. Creamy & salty & sweet. So good. Not a daily food, but a delish treat once on a while. I don't get the hate for it.
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And I don't get the like for it (and it looks like I'm not alone), so I guess that makes us even.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking ADDHousewife lives in a made-up world. She's a photographer today, editor tomorrow....

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA!! BeautifulMorning called out Staph on the photoshopping of the tat pic!!

Anonymous said...

Is Jillsie Pea a troll or just a troublemaker? (from the Staph tat thread)

Anonymous said...

Hi Beautiful Morning!

Anonymous said...

The entire photo has been put through an instagram filter, but I don't really see anything other than that.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jillsie is calling BM out on her bullshit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205643

CoG starts another adoption thread. I wonder if this one will go better than the last.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't her daughter already have a child or two?

Anonymous said...

Yes. I don't remember exactly what her reasons were for wanting to adopt, but I think (don't quote me on it) that COG made some rather ignorant comments about adoption and got called on it.

Anonymous said...

Ok, COG has really gone over the edge.

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205643

That woman is fucking nuts!!!!

Anonymous said...

147 is BM.

Anonymous said...

Yeah 154, that's who we are talking about. I belive her daugther already has a child or two but wants more? Be happy with what you got and let those that can't even have one child adopt a baby.

Anonymous said...

Smoking is awful and I wish it were banned completely, but I wonder how the peas would feel if I said fat people are "dirty, disgusting, selfish people." I don't think it would go over well.

Anonymous said...

If ADD lazy housewife is a "photographer", I'm betting it involves wearing an elf costume and the gig will be up on 12/24.

Anonymous said...

You can tell that Staph whittled down her big belly and her backfat in that tat pic. It is pretty obvious. Staph is a BIG girl and nowhere near that svelte.

Nice try, Staph. We ain't buying it.

Anonymous said...

158 FTW! She did say she was in a store on her break...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she's taking pics of kids with Santa at the local Hicksville mall.

Anonymous said...

Smoking is awful and I wish it were banned completely, but I wonder how the peas would feel if I said fat people are "dirty, disgusting, selfish people." I don't think it would go over well.
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Smoking is universally awful but not all fat people are dirty, disgusting, selfish and lazy, like not all thin people are these things.

Anonymous said...

You can tell that Staph whittled down her big belly and her backfat in that tat pic. It is pretty obvious.
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Agreed. There's weird white lines near the back and unexplained over saturated white areas in the front. The way she has done the photoshopping would make her look like a line backer if you saw her from the front.

Anonymous said...

Wow, COG has been obsessed with this adoption thing since around 2009! For someone so into listening to what god says, she's not really listening to what he's trying to tell her about adoption (not that I'm a believer, but she is). Typical.

Anonymous said...

Are there any gays on the bukkit anymore?

Anonymous said...

I am sure there are quite a few.

Anonymous said...

Ok so Lauren doen't wan't to pay for people's lifestyle choice to use birth control, but she was quite happy for other people to pay for her lifestyle choice to stuff her face and sit on her fat ass until she became obese and required WLS. If both are covered by insurance I don't see the difference. Are not both gluttony and fornication sins?

Anonymous said...

Steph has lost weight you bitches. A pretty good bit. And I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that it was a weird angle. You heifers are always so jealous of everybody.

Anonymous said...

no she didn't 168 LOL

Anonymous said...

167Anonymous said... 167 Ok so Lauren doen't wan't to pay for people's lifestyle choice to use birth control, but she was quite happy for other people to pay for her lifestyle choice to stuff her face and sit on her fat ass until she became obese and required WLS. If both are covered by insurance I don't see the difference. Are not both gluttony and fornication sins?

November 22, 2012 4:46 AM

I'm pretty sure she paid for her insurance. DUH

Anonymous said...

And other people who pay for their insurance still can't get access to the reproductive choices they would like. DUH

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205412

So we now have proof that at least one pea (old pea new name) was dropped on her head when she was little.

Anonymous said...

Annabella
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I notice everything on everyone, faint scars, a missing tooth in the back of their head, fine lines on their face. I saw a recent interview with lauren scruggs, the girl who walked into a plane propeller, and she has a scar across her cheek, but you know I was impressed that it doesn't take away from her look at all. You see it but you don't think oh what a shame she's not pretty anymore, it's just there. Her scar does not define her or her beauty.

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Would you notice someone's slightly (1/4 inch) nostril crease?
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That's honestly not something anyone can answer without seeing a photo. Hypthocially speaking will not give an accurate answer.
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Thanks for the entertainment Annafreebella! Sometimes comma placement is everything LOL

and Hypthocially is GREAT!!!

Anonymous said...

Are not both gluttony and fornication sins?

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You do realize that Lauren is not a particularly religious person if at all.
She is fiscally conservative.
I doubt the idea of sin enters her mind.

Anonymous said...

Jewish people aren't particularly religious now?

Anonymous said...

Jewish people aren't particularly religious now?
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Absolutely. Because Lauren=all Jewish people.

Logic people.

Anonymous said...

Today is the one day of the year I will eat cream o'anything soup. I love green bean casserole.

Just a random observation.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure she paid for her insurance. DUH


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AND FLUKE WAS A SLUT WHO JUST WANTED TO FUCK FOR FREE AND MAKE ME PAAAY FOR IT!!!!1!!!!!!!!!




Jesus. You poor, ignorant Faux bubble sheep. It's good, I guess, that you are so un-self aware. The embarassment would be crushing.

Anonymous said...

176Anonymous said... 176 Jewish people aren't particularly religious now?
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Absolutely. Because Lauren=all Jewish people.

Logic people.

November 22, 2012 9:13 AM

That comment was in reference to the Lauren comment. Comment was all about Lauren.
Thanks for playing the logic game dumbass!

Happy Thanksgiving said...

Happy Thanksgiving BITCHES! (to those who celebrate it)

Anonymous said...

May all of your mother in law's drink themselves into an early slumber and may you all trample all over each other in the name of Jesus later this evening.

Anonymous said...

181? When did jesus become part of thanksgiving?

Anonymous said...

182, your sarcasm makes you look like another idiot.

Anonymous said...


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205591

Weirdest fucking thread ever! Pig Bristle wooden toothbrush?

Anonymous said...

183Anonymous said... 183 182, your sarcasm makes you look like another idiot.

November 22, 2012 11:27 AM

That was sarcasm? Thanksgiving isn't religious LOL

Anonymous said...

The pilgrims were religious, dumbass. They gave thanks to GOD!

Anonymous said...

I believe 181 is referring to shopping for Christmas.

Anonymous said...

Lauren swings closer to those wing-nut christchuns than judaism. Besides, I thought she was calling herself an atheist not too long ago? Wily little chameleon goes along with what suits her.

Anonymous said...

Kendra helped with dinner clean up and was glad everyone enjoyed her jello salad.

Anonymous said...

Y'all don't know anything about Ursula, so stop your crap. People do in fact deal with as much crap as she as. Don't be so ignorant!
Kaitlin is 20 and married.
Millie is 20 and lesbian and living with her girlfriend. Ursula loves Millie, and isn't disowning her, or her girlfriend, or anything like that.
Maddie is in Teen Challenge and Hunter is home. The twins were foster. Get your story straight before you talk crap.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, Ursula has a leghumper now. Or 190 is Ursula herself.

Ursula (or her leghumper) should get her story straight, and STOP BEING SUCH A BIGOT, before she talks crap. People wouldn't be smacking on her if she hadn't shown herself to be such a flaming bitch.

Anonymous said...

#190 - so was Millie only pretending to have a boyfriend? Who is this guy Michael she keeps turning up with?

You haven't said anything that hasn't already been said, so, what story are we supposed to have straight?

Anonymous said...

Ursula needs to take a break away from the keyboard for awhile.

Anonymous said...

What I can't picture is how to get milk, yogurt, things like that, in anything but plastic. Our Whole Foods has milk in glass, but it is prohibitively expensive.
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Love this.
Getting rid of plastic is really important to me. Unless it's going to cost me money.

Anonymous said...

Avoiding plastic must be the latest pea trend. There's a Tupperware thread with people talking about using glass only.

Disclaimer: I don't use much plastic, but I also don't microwave much. I don't like the way microwaved food tastes. But I think it's a bit impractical to get rid of all plastic. Bar soap for shampoo, really?

Anonymous said...

Interesting that daughter #1 left home as soon as she could and that daughter #2 also left home as soon as she could. I'm betting that son will leave home as soon as he can and so will daughter #3.

You cannot mold children into something other than what they are. Accept them for who they are.

I'm finding Ursula's blog entries about her children disturbing.

Anonymous said...

Getting rid of plastic in my house would be hard. We buy some things in bulk, like rice and flour, and having them in anything but a plastic container with a lid would be impractical. My daughter has a packed lunch for school, which goes into plastic containers. Left overs also go into plastic containers in the fridge (who would put those in glass in the fridge?) As for the rest, like cereal etc. I leave them in the packages etc they came in. I don't see the point in putting them in something else.

I don't microwave much either, but when I do, they got into glass or ceramic microwavable bowls or cups.

I'm not really seeing how getting rid of existing plastic items you have is all that green.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205768

Haven't the Bic for Her pens been covered several times already?

Anonymous said...

I've never noticed this pea before but she sounds real mature:

"Well, my MIL isn't even here and still manages to be passive aggressive to me on this holiday...whatevs. Maybe one day she will be thankful for what I've done for her son." scrap_pea_junkie

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3205752

Anonymous said...

That one sounds like a nut. "What I've done for her son"?

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