Friday, November 2, 2012

Space 11/2/12

Hey Friends,

I just saw your comments with the concern for me, but don't worry, I wasn't affected by Sandy.  I apologize that we got into the 300's.  Hope you all had a safe Halloween and that you were also not touched by Sandy.

Jane.

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Anonymous said...

Thanks Jane

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3201815

Omg crying every day of the holiday season? WTF? At that point it's no longer old bad memories making you upset here and there (understandable), it's that you took on a new tradition of purposely being sad and crying throughout the holidays to get attention.

Anonymous said...

Yeah she's ridiculous. Growing up my father got drunk off his ass all the time, and notoriously ruined every Xmas Eve. He'd go from bar to bar, and to friends' houses while my mother was left with 8 children and would pull all-nighters playing Santa, putting dozens of perfectly wrapped gifts under the tree, doing special traditions with us before bed, etc. Then my father would stumble in at some point and usually fall and crush half the gifts or pull down some decorations. He'd wake us all up, dramatically declaring his (slurred) love for all of us. They'd fight, scream, threaten, repeat. Every year, never failed. He ruined every Xmas and Xmas Day. Then my mother died one Xmas.

But Xmas still was, and still is my favorite holiday. I'm not going to let him being an idiot ass father take that away. Now I make Xmas magical for my kids every year and make NEW memories.

I would understand if she couldn't make herself love Xmas like I've managed to do - you can't make yourself feel a certain way. But crying every day for a couple months each year is way over the top. That's her making a decision to do that. No way is she that upset after decades have gone by that she can't stop herself from crying every day like that.

My DH's aunt does the same. She disappears from mid-November to mid-January. Won't talk or see anyone. Stays in her house and wallows and hates all things holidays. If you even mention anything holiday related during the rest of the year she'll practically spit back at you about how stupid it all is. All because in 1978 she got divorced in December. Seriously.

Now over 30 years later she makes herself miserable for 2 months out of every 12 per year. B/C her divorce happened to be on a date in December. Ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3201773

Can I ask President Obama to arrange for nice weather on Sunday and Monday? I'm volunteering for his campaign, and warmer weather would be nice.

Since Skybarf and some other paranoiacs seem to think the man PLANNED HURRICANE SANDY for right before the election. Jesus H. Christ.

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Ha! Ok guys, which Pea last year wanted special Christmas prayers for good weather, so her rug installation would happen? Was it Bindersbee?

She should have been praying to Obama.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Jane! No need to apologize, though! It's really all good!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3201768

This is why you should have about a year's worth of salary in the bank. Sounds like she was out of work for only what? six months?

Anonymous said...

Christ #6 - don't you sound like a Dave Ramsey pea. Gees do you judge much?

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Jane! Some of us do worry about you, so it's nice to hear you and yours are okay. I hope you're enjoying some leftover Halloween pagan chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Dave Ramsey or not, smart to have money saved away for something like that.

Anonymous said...

Get outta here busypea.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3201751

a fucking ironing board and you had to btt the thread twice? Just GO LOOK AT THEM IN THE STORE!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Ok guys, which Pea last year wanted special Christmas prayers for good weather, so her rug installation would happen? Was it Bindersbee?

She should have been praying to Obama.

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LOL!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3201804

I don't even believe in God but right now I'm thanking God that I don't have a complete fucking baby of a husband like megmc has. Someone tell me he is not serious. Holy shit. And she casually mentions it like it's a normal thing to say or feel. I don't know her as a Pea...is she a 50s type housewife who lives to serve her man? Because he sounds pretty damn spoiled.

Anonymous said...

omg #6 - must be nice to live in a world where you think that's a doable thing for most people. Are you out of your mind?

Oh to be in a cushy life where you can make such statements and actually be serious.

Anonymous said...

My dad was a mean-ass drunk, my bff's dad molested her, my dh's parents were religous nuts who never spared the rod, other family/friends who had traumatic divorces, crushing poverty, substance abuse, verbal and physical abuse, parents with undiagnosed mental illness, absentee parent(s), yadda yadda yadda.

Her situation is neither unique nor special. GET.THE.FUCK.OVER.IT.

Anonymous said...

#6 are you Annabella. You sound as spoiled as she is and just about as clueless

Anonymous said...

@@ at SAHM's who can't manage to google how to tie their shoelaces, can't clean their houses without a *plan*, or figure out what to cook for dinner without asking on a MB are experts at polling and statistical analysis.

Anonymous said...

"Unbeknownst to me, my fridge went out for five hours during the workday. By the time I got home the eggs had re-cooled and I ate three of them."
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I call bullshit on this, if her power was out for 5 hours won't all of her clocks been off. She would've had to have known the power was off.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3201794

Anonymous said...

Obummer now has his own watergate coverup and his very own Katrina. And still the ignorant will vote for him. It's amazing what people will relinquish so they don't have to be responsible for their lives.

Anonymous said...

Nice job 19!! That is THE FUNNIEST election joke I've heard so far!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Watergate = (I'm guessing Benghazi) and Katrina = Sandy. I'm willing to bet big bucks that 19 never took their SAT's.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 6 about so many months of salary in the bank. Alot of people can do this if they stop buying fucking Starbucks and jeans that cost over a hundred dollars. They don't need to buy a fucking $60k SUV to haul their 1.5 kids around in.

Priorities and all that.

Anonymous said...

Obambi killed Vince Foster too.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for Obama's second term. He is going to say FUCK YOU House and Senate Rethuglicans! And he is going to get shit done. Once Harry Reid changes the rules for filibuster, it's a whole new game. Let's see if the Rethuglicans can obstruct the course of government with a record 300+ filibusters again.

Anonymous said...

Rasmussen now has the race tied at 48-48.

Wow, nobody could have predicted that!


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Anonymous said...

lol you are so funny 24, so funny. I'm sure he was just waiting for his second term to actually do anything.

Anonymous said...

OBAMA! OBAMA!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, if the fucking Rethuglicans hadn't BLOCKED or FILIBUSTERED nearly everything put forth by the president. The Rethuglicans hate Democrats more than they love America. Rethuglicans will watch America founder before they'll lift a finger to raise up Americans with President Obama in office. Rethuglicans VOWED to make sure this president was a one term president and everything they did or didn't do was to that end. Rethuglicans are treasonous and should be ashamed of what they have done to this great country in the name of partisanship. Fuck all of 'em.

Anonymous said...

Are republicans so stupid they think that any US president can go in and just pass laws? Oh wait. Yeah, they are.

Anonymous said...

If Ras says it's a tie, that means that Obama is up by five. Count on it.

Anonymous said...

http://innovationforendurance.msn.com/articles/detail/running/254202356

The author of this article must have known a pea. It's about annoying marathoners.

Anonymous said...

Hecks to the No!!! You know nothing about the parents. What if parent thinks a day at the amusement park is a perfect day to sit back and consume numerous alcoholic beverages while the kids are screaming on ride after ride. Or prior to driving home he makes good use of his medical marijuana card and lights up a few bowls. (If you are wondering how I would know whether parent would be doing any of these things anyway it is because when I do meet them I would ask) RockyMtnPea

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And I'm sure they'd tell you the truth, that yes they were planning on smoking a bowl before driving and they always drink when taking kids to amusement parks.

FWIW I'd let me kid going without meeting the parents, he's 14 not 4 and it's a day trip not a weekend away.

http://twopeassmack.blogspot.com/2012/11/space-11212.html?showComment=1351897560643#c3632876460122744693

Anonymous said...

Only a true Dumbocrat would vote for Owebama again.

Anonymous said...

33 Anonymous said... 33

Only a true Dumbocrat would vote for Owebama again.

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So witty, but you know what they say, once you go black you never go back. Just ask twopeafaithful, Jenallyson and KristinL16.

Anonymous said...

We have Bruce, Bon Jovi, Dave Matthews, James Taylor, Aretha Franklin, BB King, David Byrne, Tony Bennett. They have Hank Williams, Jr, Kid Rock, Wayne Newton and Ted Nugent. Game over, we win.

Anonymous said...

We have George Clooney. Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

Turn out is down for the dumbacrats. President Romney, embrace it. You might be able to afford your own phone instead of having one given to you. Embrace the idea of pride in work.

Anonymous said...

The popular vote doesn't determine the President herp a derp derp.

Anonymous said...

I know very few people who have a year's salary in savings. Most people I know have 3 months, but a year is a bit much for the working class.

Anonymous said...

I know several people who have a year's salary saved up.

Anonymous said...

I don't go around discussing my finances with friends or family. How tacky.

Anonymous said...

Only a dumbass cares how Hollywood votes? Are you in junior high? Hollywood stars are no more educated then the average American in regards to politics. I'm glad you're impressed. I guess it doesn't take much to impress the Dumbocrats.

Anonymous said...

Hollywood stars are SMART!

Anonymous said...

"agree with 6 about so many months of salary in the bank. Alot of people can do this if they stop buying fucking Starbucks and jeans that cost over a hundred dollars."

I don't drink Starbucks OR wear expensive jeans. There is still no way I could save up 6 months of salary. Come to think of it, I probably couldn't even save up 6 days of salary!! And I don't know anyone in my circle of family or friends who is in a position to do it either. I live within my means yet there is just nothing left over to save.

Anonymous said...

Turn out is down for the dumbacrats. President Romney, embrace it. You might be able to afford your own phone instead of having one given to you. Embrace the idea of pride in work.

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Oh I agree! Wait, what do Skybarf, Pineapple, and RainbowCrapper do again?

You should give thanks to the Democrats, we work hard every day to support you.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't heartcat drive? Is there a good reason or is she just a weirdo?

Anonymous said...

I don't drink Starbucks OR wear expensive jeans. There is still no way I could save up 6 months of salary. Come to think of it, I probably couldn't even save up 6 days of salary!! And I don't know anyone in my circle of family or friends who is in a position to do it either. I live within my means yet there is just nothing left over to save.
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Tell us, did you go to college? What profession are you in?

Anonymous said...

She flips burgers at McDonalds.

Anonymous said...

About the Jolly Ranchers. If you grew up in California and were a cheerleader in High Scool then you'd know what they used to be for. You popped one in your mouth and sucked them down to a size that you could slide between your teeth and cheek. That way when a sweaty player asked for a blow job it masked the taste of grody penis. Any girl caught with them was deemed a slut. Guys would provide bowls of them at parties back in the 80's.

I was happy to wait for a freshly showered penis on my BF.

Anonymous said...

I don't drink Starbucks OR wear expensive jeans. There is still no way I could save up 6 months of salary. Come to think of it, I probably couldn't even save up 6 days of salary!! And I don't know anyone in my circle of family or friends who is in a position to do it either. I live within my means yet there is just nothing left over to save.
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Tell us, did you go to college? What profession are you in?
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Why does this matter? I'm truly curious.

Anonymous said...

It may explain why she can't save 6 days worth of salary?

Anonymous said...

Oh I agree! Wait, what do Skybarf, Pineapple, and RainbowCrapper do again?


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+10000 I can think of a bunch of others as well...

Anonymous said...

IMPEAAAAAAAACH!

Anonymous said...

IF the political polls are correct, then here is what *I* think may happen.

Obama and Romney are in a dead heat.

Romney will win.

President Romney/The House and the Senate will all be in a dead-lock for 4 years.

Little to nothing will get done (of course, this will be all Obama's/The Democrats fault).

Any thing that does get done will benefit big corporations and the wealthy and will hurt and diminish the middle class and the poor.

And most of all - I predict: ROMNEY WILL BE A ONE TERM PRESIDENT.

In four years we will get to go thru all this crap, yet again. UGH.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, I'm afraid you may be right, 54.

I'm voting for Obama, not because I think he's a wonderful president - he's just my preference of the two options we have, primarily because I'm fairly liberal and Romney is too conservative for me.

The truly sad thing is how partisan everything has become - it's virtually impossible to get anything accomplished anymore. Unfortunately, I don't think either candidate has what it takes to get productive work done across party lines - and that is what we need more than anything else.

Anonymous said...

Savings size is by and large a reflection where you are in your life......a single 20-something just starting out, young marrieds with a bunch of small kids and a sahm simply won't be able to save as much as older people with career longevity, lower expenses etc.

This how it is my world, YMMV.


Anonymous said...

My husband and I do very well for ourselves and we also have a sizable trust waiting for us. We don't have a lot of "things" we didn't even get a tv until last year. We also don't hoard money. What are you going to do when you're dead? You can't take it with you.

Anonymous said...

Obama and Romney are in a dead heat.



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Uh no. This horserace BS has been debunked upstairs.

Go look at Nate Silver at 538

and

Sam Wang at Princeton Education Consortium

then chill the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

57 Anonymous said... 57

My husband and I do very well for ourselves and we also have a sizable trust waiting for us. We don't have a lot of "things" we didn't even get a tv until last year. We also don't hoard money. What are you going to do when you're dead? You can't take it with you.

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Hi ilovebuble

Anonymous said...

Romney doesn't have a chance in hell. Sorry!!

Anonymous said...

Vote for Mr. Romney - because if he loses congressional Republicans will destroy the economy in order to destroy Obama.

Anonymous said...

I cannot wait to see Nate Silver's head explode next week. Him and all the other Dumbocrat Nate Silver lovers. Get your tissues ready.

Anonymous said...

Math is dumb! It's for the Dumbocrats who are dumb! Me is too smahrt to fall for NUMBERS, or should I say DUMBERS????

Anonymous said...

Only LIEbruls can count cuz they doent beleeve in GOD!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ebrybody nows mathhhhhh is mooslin sharrya law

Anonymous said...

#62 = Joe 'Chickenshit' Scarborough


ROTFLMAO.

Anonymous said...

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you....

Anonymous said...

Joe Scarborough. Wasn't he in politics in Florida? Didn't someone die in his office? A woman? Something like that?

Anonymous said...

Do dogs have brains?

Anonymous said...

Yup. A dead intern was found in Joe Scarborough's office...under very suspicious circumstances. Some people claim that Joe Scarborough was boning her and they had a fight that got a bit out of hand. Everybody knows that Joe Scarborough has a bad temper - there may even have been some meth involved. One wonders what strings Joe Scarborough pulled to shut down the investigation. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3201927

Your In-Loves? Don't make me barf.

Anonymous said...

Romney will win.

*****

Newt Gingrich begs to differ. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Ooooh, is some wing bat frother all butthurt because you all are stuck with Wayne Newton and Meatloaf and we get The Boss and George Clooney? Hmmm?? Try some Boudreaux's butt paste on that butt-hurt, mm-kay?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3201894

FFS

This lady is freaking out over dishes that were broken a year ago. Time to move forward, dear!

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit, honestly? I stopped being sentimental over stuff because no one else gives a crap. And if you don't say something about replacing them right then and there, get the fuck over it.

Anonymous said...

It astounds me that so many of conservatives fucking ADORE Ted Nugent - gross, disgusting, washed-up has-been. Tough guy who threatens and harasses women. Tough guy who shit his pants to get out of 'Nam. Self-admitted serial pedophile.

The family-values, christianist repubes lost their minds over Clintons' both-consensual-adults blowjob but are just fucking FINE with Nugent forcing a 12-year-old to give him a blowjob.




JAILBAIT

I’ve got no inhibitions.
So keep your keys out of your ignition.
I steal a car like I got the curse.
I cant resist the old lady’s purse.

Jailbait you look so good to me.
Jailbait wont you set me free.
Jailbait you look fine fine fine.
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time.

Well I don’t care if youre just thirteen.
You look too good to be true.
I just know that youre probably clean.
There’s one lil’ thing I got do to you.

Jailbait you look so good to me.
Jailbait wont you set me free.
Jailbait you look fine fine fine.
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time.



///gah

Anonymous said...

So when a celebrity comes out as a Republican they are SO BRAVE, but when one is a Democrat they are an idiot?

Shut up. Most of you squackin' won't even vote for the STATE-LEVEL-APPOINTED-OFFICERS that truly represent you. The {resident doesn't do squat.

Anonymous said...

President*

Anonymous said...

Kendra blew The Biebs.

Anonymous said...

So Joe Scarborough went all Fatty Arbuckle on an intern. Damn.

Anonymous said...

We have Bruce, Bon Jovi, Dave Matthews, James Taylor, Aretha Franklin, BB King, David Byrne, Tony Bennett. They have Hank Williams, Jr, Kid Rock, Wayne Newton and Ted Nugent. Game over, we win.
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Seriously?
I'm amazed someone would know or care about this stuff.

Anonymous said...

Ted Nugent is an idiot. Doesn't matter what side he's on.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3201927

Gee I can't imagine why the mom won't want the granddaughter around her grandma.

Come on bitches, less politics more pea smack.

Anonymous said...

We have Bruce, Bon Jovi, Dave Matthews, James Taylor, Aretha Franklin, BB King, David Byrne, Tony Bennett. They have Hank Williams, Jr, Kid Rock, Wayne Newton and Ted Nugent. Game over, we win.
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Seriously?
I'm amazed someone would know or care about this stuff.
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I'm glad they're a Dumbocrat. I'd rather have people that know a little something about politics on "my side" than to have a list of washed up "stars" on my side. But I guess the Dumbocrats need something to be excited about. Get the turntables out Dems...plenty of time to listen to your vinyl recordings of all your washed up stars.

Anonymous said...

That evil in-law thread is pretty damn rich. The OP says

I can honestly say I haven't been critical at all

Which I can honestly say is likely pure bullshit. I'd be willing to bet that she's a passive-aggressive criticizer and her DIL is just tired of it. I wouldn't want my baby around a smoker, either.

Signed, Reformed Smoker

Anonymous said...

84 - too bad the washed up stars are all on your side. So bitter you are!

And can we stop with this free phone nonsense? The program has been there since the 1960's! And it's not funded by the government but by your own phone service provider. So you pay a fee each month for that. So it's your iphones that are giving them these free phones. Learn the facts before you speak.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing that anybody would think Hank Williams, Jr., Wayne Newton, and Pedophile Ted AREN'T washed up. That's either satire or a real WTF moment.

I just got a robocall from Pat Boone. The only people who would be induced to vote for his candidate are the kind who would have voted for his candidate in the first place. SMH.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3201932

JustLazy couldn't handle retail at Christmas. She'd be bitching like old pea new name.

Anonymous said...

Ted Nugent didn't just shit his pants. He shit, then sat in the shit for days without changing, and then went to the draft board wearing his shit to get excused for mental reasons.

Anonymous said...

JustLazy (perfect!) couldn't handle retail on any day. It's standing on your feet, running around straightening displays, putting more stock on the floor. She'd have deal with insane customers, without going crazy.

Anonymous said...

Retail at Christmas is a special kind of hell. Never in my life have I seen such crazy people go crazy over the most ridiculous things.

Anonymous said...

I'm skipping gifts this year. Everyone is getting a donation in their name to the local children's hospital and I've told people to do the same with whatever money they were planning on gifts for me. I can't be bothered to deal with it anymore. I'd rather sit back, relax and enjoy my family on that day.

I never remember the gifts. They don't matter to me.

Anonymous said...

Never in my life have I seen such crazy people go crazy over the most ridiculous thing
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Um. 2peas?

:P

Anonymous said...

Chrstmas is a pain in the ass. I love December 26th!

Anonymous said...

Nah, 2peas is tame compared to Christmas shoppers. I've had people scream inches from my face over a $1 felt scarf.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202021

Skybarf must have a new alter. No fucking way is that a legitimate, unbiased website.

I'm not going to engage the idiot, but I hope somebody does. Soon.

Anonymous said...

It's probably MeGlop, the queen of alters. It's the way she vents her inner frothing teabagger, while pretending to be reasonable under her regular Jeckyll one.

Skybar said...

HAARP!!!!!!!1!!

Anonymous said...

@86. Everyone knows the phones don't come from the government but the people getting them. They wants their free phones!

Anonymous said...

It's amazing that anybody would think Hank Williams, Jr., Wayne Newton, and Pedophile Ted AREN'T washed up. That's either satire or a real WTF moment.
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Or the simple fact that Republicans don't need to keep any kind of list like they're in junior high like it really matters.

Anonymous said...

Oh pul-eeze. You've got nothing to promote but dementia-prone geezers, washed-up hasbeens, drunkards, drug-addled losers and the mentally unstable (Victoria Jackson, I'm looking at you.).

Not a list to be proud of.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the serial adulterers, 101. Here's looking at you, Newt.

Anonymous said...

This place is just as boring as the pod lately, all this politics talk. I might just leave until after the election.

I know, I know, don't let the door hit me on the way out. lol.

Anonymous said...

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

103 Anonymous said... 103

This place is just as boring as the pod lately, all this politics talk. I might just leave until after the election.

I know, I know, don't let the door hit me on the way out. lol.

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I agree 103, I've tried to bring up a few post but all I get back is demoderp and repubithug...

I can't believe no one has said anything about steffi's poor me grandma thread.

Anonymous said...

OMFG take the politics back to the bukkit -- don't want to hear it!

Anonymous said...

I know several people who have a year's salary saved up.

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and you are probably one of the cunts who are bitching about tipping too

Anonymous said...

OMFG take the politics back to the bukkit -- don't want to hear it!


Amen! I come here to get away from the political drivel at the bucket, and now it's here. I can't wait until this stupid election is over.

Anonymous said...

Thanks all you non-political bitches! Couldn't agree more. How about some pea smacking?

Anonymous said...

and you are probably one of the cunts who are bitching about tipping too

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Probably not.

Anonymous said...

Yubon proving she's white trash.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202051

Anonymous said...

Rmoney is goin' DOWN. LOSAH!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Awww...all butt hurt over politics? Why don't you bury your fucking heads in the sand. That will make it all better.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand people that's wont tip. My brother in law didn't tip on a $150 dinner last week and I wanted to die. He already got a 50% discount because he had a coupon, but he couldn't tip? I was so embarrassed.

Anonymous said...

I just can't get how many peas have such a strange relationship with their Mom. I adore my Mom and we can say whatever we like to each other without the other taking offense. Wonder how they will feel in a few years when their children talk about them the way they do now!

Oh I forget, the peas will NEVER have that problem, they are perfect parents !!!! sigh!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202106

One day of not walking the dog and moping and you're all set to move?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3201927&pg=2

Steffie doesn't seem to understand that one of the top reasons she smoked and her son smokes is BECAUSE there was no stigma attached. Her "precious" relationships with all her smoking relatives, is one of the reasons she became a smoker. Her and her husband are one of the reasons her son is a smoker.

How do I know? I was a smoker, who came from a whole line of smokers. It was more surprising when a family member didn't become a smoker.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202106

One day of not walking the dog and moping and you're all set to move
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I can't believe a woman would put up with a man like that. He sounds like a huge loser.

Anonymous said...

Post about a pea passing on July28, yet the deceased posted here on Oct 6. Things that make you go hmmm...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202128

Oct 6:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3077639&pg=83

Anonymous said...

What's up with that?

Anonymous said...

That is very, very strange. It definitely looks like the same woman in the layouts and in the obituary.

Anonymous said...

The obit says she died on October 26th

She died surrounded by friends and family on Oct. 26, 2012,

From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20121103/OBITUARIES/211030341#ixzz2BGYTzIZm

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202114

I would not want any of these gifts, well maybe the Halloween picture frame.

Anonymous said...

Between the smoking and the fact that Steffie is a bitch who likes her manic episodes so much that she doesn't take her meds, I would not leave my child with her either.

Anonymous said...

116 Anonymous said... 116

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202106

One day of not walking the dog and moping and you're all set to move?

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Her dh sounds like he'd make an excellent pea, he quit his teaching job because he hated it, he seems to be depressed and very selfish. Maybe he should get checked out for fibro.

Anonymous said...

123 Anonymous said... 123

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202114

I would not want any of these gifts, well maybe the Halloween picture frame.

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I'd take a bottle of the vanilla vodka, other then that as shallow as it is to say I've never been impressed with homemade gifts.

I would prefer no gift.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused about what you are saying, 119.

According to the first post you linked, which was posted today, she passed away on 10/26. The last time she posted was 10/6.

That doesn't sound hmmm-worthy to me, just sad.

Anonymous said...

I'll take a coupon for an hour of Joey love.

Anonymous said...

127 - the original post said that she passed on July 28th. It was obviously a typo and the OP changed it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202011

Pennyring finds value in herself because she's cracked to code for pawn-shopping.

Anonymous said...

Her dh sounds like he'd make an excellent pea, he quit his teaching job because he hated it, he seems to be depressed and very selfish. Maybe he should get checked out for fibro.
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+1

Anonymous said...

123 did you see those hideous scarves? Why do people think others want home-made crap as a gift?

If your broke and can only spend say $20 on a gift, I'd rather you give me a gift card or nothing rather than some trash you spent "time equity" making.

And don't get me started on baked treats: those go straight in the trash.

Anonymous said...

We have George Clooney. Nuff said. --And don't forget Jay Z and Beyonce!!

OBAMA for 4 more years!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3201894&pg=1

"If your brother in law was horsing around the kitchen center island where you have the food laid out and a stack of heavy, expensive dishes and he bumps 2 stacks off the counter to the floor breaking well over $400 in dishes,"

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How do you know two stacks of heavy (her words)dishes off the counter? It sounds like she had them precariously placed on the counter. Maybe in one of those unstable wrought iron holders, otherwise I'm having a hard time picturing how that happens.

Anonymous said...

know = knock

Anonymous said...

"When my DH lost his job 3 years ago, I rode him like a rented mule until he got a new job. No moping around the house. He was expected to spend at least 6 hours a day job hunting. The rest of the time, he spent painting/remodeling the house and taking care of meals. "

-Penisring on the moping husband thread. I feel bad for her husband!

Anonymous said...

Penisring? Haha Pennyring

Anonymous said...

From the "Wedding...how much did it really cost" thread:

Pennyring wrote, "We did not serve alcohol..."

I seriously could not be around that twat for any length of time without a large amount of alcohol. Her poor family...

Link: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202205

Anonymous said...

It's absolutely adorable that Lefturnonly thinks she can predict the outcome of a Presidential race based on the amount of yard signs and bumper stickers she has spotted.

Anonymous said...

I rode him like a rented mule until he got a new job

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So, she made him fuck her non-stop until he got a job?

Anonymous said...

and you are probably one of the cunts who are bitching about tipping too

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Probably not.
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Probably.


BITCH!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202062


How many fucking people have to reply with "spring forward, fall back?" WE GET IT.

Anonymous said...

If spring forward, fall back isn't enough to make you remember which way to move the clock you're way beyond stupid. It's not hard.

Anonymous said...

and you are probably one of the cunts who are bitching about tipping too

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Probably not.
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Probably.


BITCH!

..............................

You accused someone of being a poor tipper, someone you will never meet in your life, and then you get offended and resort to name calling so you can feel better about being wrong. You need to grow up. Build a bridge and get over it.

Anonymous said...

It's absolutely adorable that Lefturnonly thinks she can predict the outcome of a Presidential race based on the amount of yard signs and bumper stickers she has spotted.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I know, right? The level of delusion I've seen this election cycle has been at insane levels.

Reality hitting them in the face on Tuesday is going to be.......interesting. Prayers for no violence. :/

Anonymous said...

Dick Morris is bought and paid for by the propaganda arm of the Republican party. He is a rent boy and a complete asshat.

Anonymous said...

What the hell does this mean??


s your friend (female) neuro-typical?

It's in this thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202209

Anonymous said...

Is she of normal speed mentally. Not on the spectrum, autistic or have asperger's.

Anonymous said...

It's the pc way of saying normal, if you are on any kind of spectrum you aren't "neuro-typical".

Anonymous said...

President Obama must not control the weather after all. I volunteered for his campaign today, and it was COLD. So who do I blame storms and stuff on now?

Anonymous said...

#149...are you freaking kidding me??? Unfucking believable....oh and someone referred to their kid as aspergian?? WTF?? In my day those 'aspie' kids were just called "WEIRD"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202270

Motherofjackoffs is such a fuckin attentuion whore what a overshare. stupid.

Anonymous said...

I hate when women want to cover up their daughter's body's. Way to make the feel ashamed.

Anonymous said...

Athena thinks Mittens will get 315 EVs?? She is smoking crack. He'll be luck to break 235.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202222

Here's another dumb one. So if X football team wins the weekend before the election, the Republican is guaranteed to win? Stupid.

Somebody said they couldn't handle another four years of the community organizer as president. So they'd prefer four years of screwing by a self-involved businessman who is and has always been filthy rich? How did that work out with W. as president?

Anonymous said...

One more day, one more day, one more day....

Anonymous said...

No kidding. 153. Way to make the girl feel ashamed of what is normal. My parents did that and the result was twelve years of eating disorders.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202159

All the women look nice except for needmysanity whose dress pattern just makes her look too damn wide.

Anonymous said...

motherofjackels drives me crazy. She is a total 'one-upper' When it makes her 'special', then she is the mother of total genius kids, but now she needs to vent, so her kid is an aimless drifter.

Anonymous said...

Athena thinks Mittens will get 315 EVs?? She is smoking crack. He'll be luck to break 235.


++++++

315? LMAO.

After 10 years of observing her on 2Peas, I'm convinced that Athena is the love child of Bill "Wrong About Everything" Kristol and Newt "A Stupid Person’s Idea of What a Smart Person Sounds Like" Gingrich.



Anonymous said...

With all that is going on in NJ/NY anything that is stressing me out, or weighing me down, is nothing in comparison.

I think it's a little weird to be posting how stressed out you are about your dd's cleavage
, and inviting others to complain.

Anonymous said...

She's just parroting - no surprise here - AEI hack Michael Barone. Lotsa wishful thinking and gut feelings, very little fact-based reality.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202275

I don't think the K is ever cost effective...it's for people that want the 'perfect' cup of coffee, or for pretentious twats that want to brag about small appliances, and think it makes them higher class (even though they get the k-cups at BB&B for 'super cheap')

Anonymous said...

Everyone is allowed to be stressed out, no matter the issues. It all depends on how you overcome that stress that matters.

Anonymous said...

The high failure rates of the k-cup machines keeps me from buying. I'll stick with my old reliable Mr Coffee.

Shit gets real if I don't get my cuppa joe in the am.

Anonymous said...

Here's another dumb one. So if X football team wins the weekend before the election, the Republican is guaranteed to win? Stupid.


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Haha. Whatever gets ya through the night, right?

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, the delusion on the prediction thread is boggling. Even for wingnuts.

Anonymous said...

Just coming here to say the same thing 167. Boggling.

Good God. Travel Agent. Sales of $60 tins of popcorn doesn't indicate ANYTHING other than 'a fool and his money are soon parted'.

Anonymous said...

Further evidence of who the gullible fools are.

Anonymous said...

Where are the signs here for Obama/Biden? Where are they?
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Far, far, far less this time around. Yard signs? I haven't seen any. I do see a few bumper stickers while out and about, but nothing near 2008.





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Because OFA has determined that yardsigns are one of the least effective ways of getting out the vote.

Instead, they've been focusing 1) on person-to-person contacts. 126,000,000 of 'em. That's *on top* of robocalls, literature drops, mailings etc. The last numbers I saw for GOPGOTV was 50,000,000, *including* robocalls and other non-person-to-person contact. 2) registering new voters - double the number of 2008.

Hope that answers your question.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, the yard sign thing is old news. Smartypants Pineapple didn't know that?

Anonymous said...

Good God. Travel Agent. Sales of $60 tins of popcorn doesn't indicate ANYTHING other than 'a fool and his money are soon parted'.

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Quoted for truth.

(On Wednesday we'll also get the "but...but...but...football! Yard signs! Dick Morris TOLD us so!)

Anonymous said...

Been following math nerd Nate the whole way, so I'll stick by his numbers:


O 306

R 232

Anonymous said...

I live in a super-blue state and see more Romney signs than Obama, probably 4:1.

Means zilch (other than the GOP is wasting it's money and manpower). Obama's still going to win my state by a similar margin as 2008.

Anonymous said...

Concerned about voter suppression and election fraud. The crap going down in FL and OH is fucking unAmerican - more like a 3rd world election-rigging dictatorship.

And the crazy thing is it's not just the oppositions' voters they're affecting, it's also their own. Way to make your tent that much smaller.

Anonymous said...

Kendra saw the likeness of Rafalca burned into her toast this morning.

Verdict: Romney by a landslide!

Anonymous said...

Steffie won't even concede that smoking is bad. She's not interested in a relationship with her sons daughter. She just wants to have things go the way she wants them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202215

Only a true liberal lemming like Sarah would say that when Romney wins that doesn't mean Nate Silver was wrong. What a nut. (Silver AND Sarah)

Silver has the libtards hanging on every word he says.

Wednesday is going to be fun. I predict an 85.1% chance of their small minds exploding.

Anonymous said...

The high failure rates of the k-cup machines keeps me from buying. I'll stick with my old reliable Mr Coffee.
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I've had a Keurig for 3 years and it's still working fine. I follow the manufacturer's instructions for cleaning once a month which keeps it operating like new. Maybe a few lazy-assed peas should try actually MAINTAINING something properly instead of running it into the ground.

Anonymous said...

Athena thinks Mittens will get 315 EVs?? She is smoking crack.

*******

Well in fairness, that's based on the premise of the 3/5 rule for um, urban dwellers.

Anonymous said...

I just saw a cloud in the sky that looked like a giant R!!!1!

Suck it Silver!!!! And your faggy statistics tooo!!!1!!!!!!!


/winning

Anonymous said...

The high failure rates of the k-cup machines keeps me from buying. I'll stick with my old reliable Mr Coffee.

Shit gets real if I don't get my cuppa joe in the am.
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I'm on my second Keurig. Only because I wanted to upgrade from the mini to a Platinum. I gave the mini to my mom and it still works fine. As does my Platinum. LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!

Anonymous said...

Lots of delusional Repugs in that election prediction thread! I predict massive head explosion come Wednesday!

Anonymous said...

I went through 2 Keurigs in 2 years. Not buying a third. And yes, we did the maintenance and cleaning we were supposed to (my OCD made sure of that).

So ridiculous. The first coffee maker I owned lasted 12 years and cost probably $40. The Keurig Platinum was what...$230? Lasted 18 months.

I fully admit I read all the bad reviews after my first one died and still bought a 2nd one because Keurigs look cool and the individual cups are cool and everyone wants a Keurig, LOL. Bought a different "edition" thinking maybe it was the Platinum one that was the problem. Second one lasted 7 months.

Pieces of crap and worst customer service ever. Twice I called about my broken machines and twice I was super nice on the phone - twice they told me I was SOL.

Bought a $50 random coffee maker at Target after that and I've had it going on 4 years now with no problems at all. It's not cute, it's not fun, it's not the thing to have, but at least I'm not out another $500 and have nothing to show for it.

Anonymous said...

That sucks 184, most people I know with a Keurig, LOVE it! The few that have had problems have had them replaced by Keurig. I made sure I registered mine online each time I got a new one.

Anonymous said...

161 I kind of get what you're saying but there's ALWAYS going to be something worse going on in the world than the stuff we all post about on 2Peas. If we only posted when nothing else bad was going on, we'd never post!

Sometimes you just want to read fluff posts over lunch or late at night - doesn't mean we don't care about what's going on in NY or NJ. You can balance the two.

Anonymous said...

I certainly care about the hurricane devastation in NY and NJ. I donated $10 to the Red Cross via text message. Real easy to do and the $10 gets added to your cell phone bill.

Anonymous said...

Yes 186 but a mom complaining about her dd growing breast is just weird. It's a natural part of life and of all things to vent about it's just odd.

And wtf is up with mom of jackal's? Her post whining about her dd has been edited. It's not the same one I read last night.

Hey moj just because you kid is book smart doesn't mean they have any common sense. Focus on teaching your kids how to get by day by day and quit bragging about how brilliant they are.

Anonymous said...

Yes I've seen plenty of BRILLIANT kids have trouble functioning in the real world because they were never taught the basics of day to day living. The gifted kids when I was in school...some of them aren't so gifted after all.

Anonymous said...

#149...are you freaking kidding me??? Unfucking believable....oh and someone referred to their kid as aspergian?? WTF?? In my day those 'aspie' kids were just called "WEIRD"

While I agree it's dumb for them to say "aspergian", just because something was done "in my day" doesn't mean it was right. In your day women also smoked while pregnant but that doesn't mean we should all go back to that.

Calling an innocent kid weird all his life did what? Madee you feel better? Gave you someone to laugh at? Well good because maybe all the picking on him made him grow up to be the guy who's going to flip and shoot up half the mall while you're there next week.

And sorry if you aren't smart enough to understand the word neuro-typical, but love it or hate it, these days there are more and more babies being born with disabilities, mental retardation, autism, etc. And we no longer send them off to live in a "home", now the parents actually get to keep them and raise them. So they're around and if you can't handle the "weird" kids being around you because you were lucky enough to get 2.5 neuro-typical healthy ones, then sorry, welcome to 2012.

Anonymous said...

149 Anonymous said... 149

It's the pc way of saying normal, if you are on any kind of spectrum you aren't "neuro-typical".

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Not getting why 149 got 190s panties in a bunch.

Anonymous said...

dumbass 191 it's because 149 is implying that kids on the spectrum aren't normal.

Anonymous said...

Neurotypical (or NT) is a term that was coined in the autistic community as a label for people who are not on the autism spectrum.[1] Specifically, neurotypical people have neurological development and states that are consistent with what most people would perceive as normal, particularly with respect to their ability to process linguistic information and social cues.[2] The concept was later adopted by both the neurodiversity movement and the scientific community.

From wikipedia

Are we all on the same page now.

Guess what neurotypical does mean normal no matter how much it hurts your feelings.

Anonymous said...

But if it's a spectrum aren't we all on it?

Anonymous said...

Depends on the spectrum, to be on the autism spectrum you'd have to have autism.

I'm on the awesome spectrum, actually I rated so high I was off the charts. They couldn't even measure how awesome I am.

Anonymous said...

But can you make your bed 195?

Anonymous said...

I bought a Keurig and cleaned it once a month. About 8 months later, it stopped heating the water as hot as it used to so the coffee was rather luke-warm.

I bought a $20 Mr. Coffee 4-cup pot from Target and have used it since. Perfect cup every time!

I'm glad that some have had great experiences with their Keurig. I know I will never buy another one.

Anonymous said...

"Shit gets real if I don't get my cuppa joe in the am. "

I so need that on a bumpersticker! :)

Anonymous said...

196 Anonymous said... 196

But can you make your bed 195?


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Sure can, I even change the sheets. But I do use towels twice before putting them in the laundry.

Anonymous said...

195 is that skank pennyring. Get outta here and go ride your husband like a mexican zebra.

(Hint, they just spray paint the stripes onto a horse.)

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