Friday, November 30, 2012

Space 11/30/12

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Anonymous said...

Thank you, CakeDiva! I mean, Jane. Wink, wink.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and FIRST!

Anonymous said...

can somebody explain why so many blog bitches are so ravingly fat phobic?

Anonymous said...

OMG I am in no way a prude, but that chrsitmas card is DISTURBING !did any of you bitching about american prudery actually look at it? the fuck???
http://www.cringely.com/2009/12/15/fedex-kinkos-wont-print-our-christmas-card/

Anonymous said...

Eh I don't find it disturbing, shocking or gross.

I do find it *weird*.

My guess is she's trying to cause a kerfluffle and garner attention. Expect to see her on the Today Show, complaining about the meanies at Kinkos.

Anonymous said...

You expect to see her on TV for a blog post made a few years ago? Really?

Anonymous said...

Yeah no tv show for a blog post from year ago. mmmkay?

Anonymous said...

Also it's the dad that was posting.

Anonymous said...

Yeah you can absolutely call me a prude if you think that card is okay.

The Mariah fucked up Christmas card thing, what's with all the ass kissers trying to help fix it? She admitted she ran to the peas 30 seconds after finding it. Get a life.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207461

And this, wish brandy had made good on her threat to stay away. Look how happy my son is that he killed something! I know it's okay to hunt but the pictures freak me out.

Anonymous said...

It's not really hunting unless what you're going after can turn around and kill you if you miss. That's why I only hunt zombies. It's more sporting.

Anonymous said...

That Christmas card is gross. I'm no prude but it's just weird. It's not funny. It's not cute. It's just weird. I can see a husband & wife naked card or a baby naked card. But the whole family with school aged boys naked is just an odd Christmas card. What's the point of it? Look, we are "naked on Christmas" in our kitchen? I don't know. It just seems dumb to me. It's not even clever.

Anonymous said...

I don't care about nudity and am certainly no prude but putting naked pictures of your children at that age on the internet is just wrong. Just because it's their parents who put up the pics doesn't make it any less wrong. Just imagine if Creepy Joe next door took pics of kids like that and put them on a card & the internet. Why is it ok for parents to do it? I NEVER agree with the majority of the peas but I will on this one. That card is ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Brandy's little boy is really adorable. I'm surprised she posted a positive post about him. She's usually bitching about something he has done.

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering why the father in that photo isn't labeled a pedophile. Don't pedophiles take photos of kids that age?

Anonymous said...

Oh, one more bitchy/pet peeve thing - what is the point of watermarking a snapshot of the ups guy out of your "studio" window??


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OMG! I laughed!

Saturday Smack Girl said...

Wassup, fellow smacker blog bitches! Welcome to Saturday. We gotta brand new day and new fresh space to SMACK!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207405

Only a pea would complain about waiting 30 to 40 minutes from the time the ordered the food to the time it hit their table. FFS that is a very reasonable time for a Friday night.

Her drinks, appetizer and salads came out in a timely manner. And she feels the restaurant should have comped her drinks at least.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207439

I find it hard to believe she couldn't have googled this and figured it out, just wanting a pat on the back for adopting a angel tree family I guess.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207465

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Does it hurt to be this stupid?

Anonymous said...

#19, Nah, I think there has to be brain activity to feel pain.

Anonymous said...

My mom has bought me a blue clothing item every year for about 39 years now. It's cute stuff, she knows my size, but she also knows my favorite color is orange, not blue. I don't like blue. I like other colors -I wear mostly brown, black and orange- but I've never once bought myself anything blue. So why, why, why the blue?
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I'm picturing a walking jack o lantern.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207405

Only a pea would complain about waiting 30 to 40 minutes from the time the ordered the food to the time it hit their table. FFS that is a very reasonable time for a Friday night.

Her drinks, appetizer and salads came out in a timely manner. And she feels the restaurant should have comped her drinks at least.
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Seriously. Don't scarf down your food like a refugee and you'll be fine with that timing.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207405


Oh noes! Someone had to wait a whole forty minutes for their dinner at a busy restaurant! Bring me my fainting couch. Seriously, why are people expecting michelin star service from someplace that sounds like chain restaurant?

Anonymous said...

Way to read the blog before posting 23 no one would have caught that if you didn't point it out.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3206992

Hm. For some reason Delfinium Twinkle's story sounds like BS. She's starting to sound like Obsidian.

Anonymous said...

Way to read the blog before posting 23 no one would have caught that if you didn't point it out.

23 here. Oops. As penance, I will be forced to eat at a restaurant and get my entree while I'm still eating my salad.

Anonymous said...

26 You also MUST send the restaurant a thank you card. Make sure it has the wrong year on it for extra credit.

Anonymous said...

Then you can get pissed off when they don't acknowledge your thank you card by sending you coupons (said in Ron White's voice).

Anonymous said...

COUPONS!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207496
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Yeah. Get off the computer and walk around. I'm pretty sure you're going to find SOMETHING to do that's more exciting in Vegas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3207403&pg=1

There are some mean bitches on this thread, and Squillen is the biggest bitch of all.

Anonymous said...

YOu can tell Squeals spends a lot of time in fast food restaurants.

Anonymous said...

I wish Squeals was born in Mexico, would love to see her try and get to the US!

Anonymous said...

Peas gone wild on the buck shot thread. Looks like the drama thread for the weekend.

Anonymous said...

29Anonymous said... 29 COUPONS!!

December 1, 2012 10:39 AM

<3

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207145

I don't follow what's going on in Israel too closely, but Batya just looks like a whack a doodle. She's not making me want to take her side, plus I figure she can't see clearly since she has that flag waving in her avatar. But it makes me not want to interact with her on her reading threads because she's joined the ranks of skybar, seanna and MrsTyler.

Anonymous said...

36 You forgot to add Lynlam to the loon list!

Seems like Kelpea only posted that thread for some drama since she had nothing to say.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Tyler is notably silent isn't she? That's because "Palestine is NOT even a recognized state" is her favorite contribution to the middle east threads. Guess she'll have to dream up a new slogan now. I know, "The UN are poopyheads".

Anonymous said...

Don't nimrods like squeals know that this country doesn't have a national language?

Anonymous said...

Kelpea is an idiot, that why she has nothing to add to that discussion. And we already knew bitchya has a nasty side to her.

Anonymous said...

Captain Cunt should not have opened that thread. Like someone said if you dont agree with hunting stay the fuck out!

Anonymous said...

And we already knew bitchya has a nasty side to her.
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Yep. She hides it, usually, until the subject of Palestine/Israel comes up. Her anti-Palestine bias makes me sick. Palestinians deserve life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, too.

Anonymous said...

The anti-Squillen smackdown on the fast food workers thread is pretty damn funny. It's about time, is all I can say.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3207284&pg=2

FFS. I know we've already smacked this and it's old news, but they are still going at it. It's a fucking Christmas card, but leave it to the peas to turn it into one-upmanship and hand slapping.

Christ on a Cracker.

Anonymous said...

Mariah is a pretentious, delusional twat. Totally not surprised that she fucked up a custom-ordered Xmas card through lack of proofing skills all while claiming to be some kind of proofing genius.

She's an idiot. And I'm LMAO that now she has to send out cards that make her look like the idiot she is, or spend more $ to fix her stupid mistake.

Anonymous said...

Amen, 45. It entertains me, and irritates me, to no end that this kind of drama is created by broadcasting a mistake no one at the bukkit would know about otherwise. Ridiculous.

"No, really, I am a professional. Really. I am."

Anonymous said...

I spend all day looking at records of theological manuscripts, in 5 languages, and checking them for errors, and correcting them.

Just curious...you are fluent in five different languages enough to proofread them?? Wow! Which five languages?


I'm only fluent in English. Seriously I am that good at what I do. I catch stuff even in other languages.
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Sure you do sugar.

Anonymous said...

Why are the Peas freaking out about the "possibility" of fast food prices raising? I thought they all ate clean and cooked all of their own meals at home? Isn't that what a perfect Pea does?

Who gives a shit if fast food places need to raise prices to pay a living wage. Don't eat fast food then. Pry that Big Mac out of your clammy, fat fists Mrs. T!

Anonymous said...

Dumbass in Vegas to reconnect with her DH, and she asks what they should be doing. Mormons in Vegas- what a blast.

Anonymous said...

If I worked as a proofreader, I would never have admitted that mistake to the peas and then bragged about how superior I was. Fool. Trash that shit and start over. And yeah, no PHfuckingD necessary to see the YEAR is wrong.
Hilarious peas are saying, send those to your unimportant friends and family and get new ones made for your "professional" folks. Get the fuck out. Not sure why everyone is feeding her ego on this. Take that crap to the GS board.

Lol at the Mormans in Vegas!

Anonymous said...

Kendra took her husband to Vegas to reconnect when she was a Mormon. That's where she discovered her taste for cock.

Anonymous said...

You really should let Kendra go, I think this is the first response you've gotten in weeks and it's to tell you the joke is done.

Anonymous said...

Only a pea would complain about waiting 30 to 40 minutes from the time the ordered the food to the time it hit their table. FFS that is a very reasonable time for a Friday night.
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That is a long wait if you are use to fast food.



Anonymous said...

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Use a red sharpie to color your mistake first and then go over with the black for the entire year. Like you are highlighting it.

I proofread also at an invitation store and made a mistake on my sons' graduation invitations. The party was in June and I had RSVP by July 5th.
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She is a proofreader too? LOL!!! * sons' * LOL!!


Oh and the ADDwomanwhatevermicki? Didn't she proofread too (I could be wrong?)?

Customer service advise needed ADD_Housewife 380 5 6:27:01 PM

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207553

Anonymous said...

Did I miss something? Two people in Mariahs card thread have mentioned her DD? She has a daughter???? What else did they mean by DD because I'm not picking up on it.

Anonymous said...

Didn't notice the mention of a dd. I was thinking she was the one who claims to be a virgin. Wrong one?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207497

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I imagine that most of the peas live like fucking pigs.

I'd be so embarrassed to admit that I'm a STAY AT HOME WIFE who allows my husband and children to live like pigs because it's just too hard to choose between cleaning and Peaing.

Not hard to see why most of these bitches are grossly overweight, either. I don't get the amount of hand wringing I read at the bukkit over cleaning. Cleaning challenges, how to keep up with laundry, etc.

Get off the computer and fucking do it. That's how you keep your house clean. It works for me and my family of 6. We have four kids and four dogs, but my husband is basically a giant child himself. I somehow manage to keep my home pretty damn clean in spite of all that.

Anonymous said...

I don't follow what's going on in Israel too closely, but Batya just looks like a whack a doodle. She's not making me want to take her side, plus I figure she can't see clearly since she has that flag waving in her avatar. But it makes me not want to interact with her on her reading threads because she's joined the ranks of skybar, seanna and MrsTyler.

ITA She lives in a bubble and is one of the biggest bullies at the pod. When does she find the time to read and raise her children while she's peaing 24/7? She's riding her horse in and out of threads all day long.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3207403&pg=3

WOW! SW brought up Squillen's mortgage comment from before her hairflip. Here's hoping Squillen leaves again.

Anonymous said...

Link to her mortgage comment?

Anonymous said...

I don't have a link to Squillen's mortgage comment, although I do remember it. Hopefully, somebody here has a link.

Anonymous said...

Gypsy's a coconut too? Just like Vonnie? Not the brightest bulbs in the bunch. All of her brain cells must have trickled down the shower drain.

Anonymous said...

Squealin's a man-faced racist, ice cube cookie tray making pig, that snacks on Godzilla sized boxes of chocolate.

Anonymous said...

55Anonymous said... 55 Did I miss something? Two people in Mariahs card thread have mentioned her DD? She has a daughter???? What else did they mean by DD because I'm not picking up on it.

December 1, 2012 9:06 PM
56Anonymous said... 56 Didn't notice the mention of a dd. I was thinking she was the one who claims to be a virgin. Wrong one?

December 1, 2012 9:41 PM

Two people said it, they must be the ones who are confused.


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- Print 2012 out 100 time on a contrasting but coordinating sheet of cardstock.
- Cut out the 2012s and glue them over the 2011s
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If you made your little 'patches' out of a white paper (maybe with a small tone-on-tone pattern) you could use a date stamp on it with red ink. Now you have red background with white and white background with red. It could also be a little 'inside joke' about red ink that you don't have to share

Gold or silver ink would also work and I think the date stamp would look different enough to make it look *ARTSY* instead of *OOP"SY*

Just get crafty and have a good story for your DD


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I don't blame you for being upset; I'd be upset, too, and I would be tempted to have them re-done. But if lack of time and/or money is an issue, then I would choose a more humorous solution. I liked the following:

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I'd probably make a joke of it and say you've included a typo and bonus points to those who find it!
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Just keep in mind that chances are most people will not look that closely, anyway - but for those who do, I think the humorous approach is a good idea.

And for your DD...the same approach applies. Years from now, you can look back on this and have a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

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Well, I for one have no problem with giving a grant to someone who puts his/her life on the line for this country.

If others want the same grants let them give the same service. Of course, the ones who "demand" the most and complain the most are usually the ones unwilling to actually "give" something in return for what they're demanding.

And what's with the swearing, Ms Smarty Pants...this isn't the ghetto. Please try to remember that.
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She's one to talk about *swearing*!

Anonymous said...

"And what's with the swearing, Ms Smarty Pants...this isn't the ghetto. Please try to remember that. "

oh snap!

Anonymous said...

Thanks #64. I missed that. Weird.
Hilarious how many bitches are saying that nobody will notice the date is wrong. Pretty much think it's the first thing most people will notice, even if they don't really read the text. Even the regular dumbass ones that don't have a phd. lol

Squillen may be gone for another year. haha I guess she doesn't need the peas to sell those ccookie boxes anymore anyway. What is she, bipolar or just a drunk poster? She is usually such a saccharine sweet faker and then, bam, she comes off with the mean shit.

Anonymous said...

MsTyler says she and her family don't eat McDonalds? BWHAHAHAHA! That's rich!

Anonymous said...

I hope Squillen disappears for a century.

Anonymous said...

Did I miss something? Two people in Mariahs card thread have mentioned her DD? She has a daughter???? What else did they mean by DD because I'm not picking up on it.

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She's referring to a December Daily album and how that screwed up card is supposed to go in it. See her post about it below.


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Posted: 11/30/2012 7:49:23 PM
I am thinking about it. I really don't want to reorder and pay for express shipping.

The thing is, this is my first year doing the December Daily album and that card idle first to go in it. And it will have the wrong year. It bugs me.
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Anonymous said...

Here's to hoping lynlam disappears for a century.

Anonymous said...

What the hell-let's dream big.

Here's hoping that squeals and flimflam disappear for at least a century! ;)

Anonymous said...



MsTyler says she and her family don't eat McDonalds? BWHAHAHAHA! That's rich!
December 2, 2012 7:45 AM

Maybe Typhus means that she and her family don't eat McDonald's when they're cramming other fast food down their fat gullets??!

Anonymous said...

I have seen her mention her favorite Jimmy John's sub after all . . .

and-SHOCKER!!-it wasn't a healthy choice.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3207497&pg=1

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if your house isn't like hoarders then it's perfectly fine to live in filth? A bunch of pigs all patting each other on the back saying it's ok to be dirty.

if anyoen is keeping score I'll take MSP over L'urine any day. MSP called squeals a fucking idiot and I tend to agree. Where's the cookbook squeals was working on anyway? She must be to busy getting into it with the brown people at the local fast food joint to work on it I guess.

Anonymous said...

I think Squeals was collecting recipes for her own self, she never had any intentions of putting together a cookbook.

Anonymous said...

I love how that fat bitch Sabrina talks about her husband's work history like it's her own. What a fucking parasite.

Anonymous said...

lol 77 that's because *they* are getting *their* degree.

Anonymous said...

I think Squeals did intend to make a cookbook, but quit when she realized she wouldn't make any money. She doesn't need the recipes--she can just lighfinger them from the Internet and call them her own. Some of them might be too healthy for her obese cream-loving tastes.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many of those beating the drum about personal responsibility have special sneauflakes that are "on the spectrum" and sucking up way more than their fair share of school resources. Shouldn't these people pay for the services their little precious is using? You know, since they're so personally responsible and all.

Anonymous said...



I think Squeals was collecting recipes for her own self, she never had any intentions of putting together a cookbook.
December 2, 2012 9:31 AM

+1 The minute the vote went the way of a free, downloadable cookbook, squeals never had any intention of following through.

She was only in it to make money on that first site she posted about. When the majority said they didn't want to pay (and thus, she wouldn't be getting her cut), suddenly she "no longer had time" for it.

She's a pig. A big ol' pig.

Anonymous said...

is it just my ancient computer, or is the bukkit down for anyone else?

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many of those beating the drum about personal responsibility have special sneauflakes that are "on the spectrum" and sucking up way more than their fair share of school resources.
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a huge percentage of them.

But that's different you know. Because when they expect a handout, it's not mooching. @@

Anonymous said...

It's down for me, too, 82.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't these people pay for the services their little precious is using? You know, since they're so personally responsible and all.
December 2, 2012 10:36 AM

Inexplicably, it seems that they feel only the dirty poors and browns should be personally responsible for the lives they bring into the world.

Because you know, when they bring white, middle class "on the spectrums" into the world, that's just completely different. Right?

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't these people pay for the services their little precious is using? You know, since they're so personally responsible and all.
December 2, 2012 10:36 AM

Inexplicably, it seems that they feel only the dirty poors and browns should be personally responsible for the lives they bring into the world.

Because you know, when they bring white, middle class "on the spectrums" into the world, that's just completely different. Right?

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It doesn't matter if it's kids who are supposedly "on the spectrum" (god, I hate that fucking phrase) or if one of them comes down with the fibro and "needs" to go on disability...it's always different for them.

Exhibit A: Skybar

Anonymous said...

Squillen also pushed the cookbook off on Lexica. Is she around still?

70 Thank you for clearing that up for me.

and LMAO @ 75's last sentence!!

Anonymous said...

She was only in it to make money on that first site she posted about. When the majority said they didn't want to pay (and thus, she wouldn't be getting her cut), suddenly she "no longer had time" for it.

She's a pig. A big ol' pig.

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Stop insulting pigs.

Anonymous said...

A bunch of people have unfriended Squillen over her latest racist dogwhistle.

Anonymous said...

What's Squeal's FB link?

Anonymous said...

Every year someone somewhere has to complain and fight until a nativity set is taken down from public view. I say all towns should have their nativity set if they want. Next to it should be a huge empty spot dedicated to athiests. LOL

Anonymous said...

Why does this site always go down on weekends? Do they not have an IT person on call?

Anonymous said...

So it looks like the pod is down. Again. I've never seen a website go down so often.

Anonymous said...

As an atheist, I'm fine with Santa & the Christmas tree, no need for a big empty space.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 82 :)

Anonymous said...

Stop insulting pigs.
December 2, 2012 10:58 AM

You're right-it really was insulting to pigs.

She's more like pig dung. She's just a vile piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Is that true #89? I keep my FB account for real freinds and family. No peas allowed. I was thinking she had set up an account for cookie selling only. Happy Baker or somesuch.

Anonymous said...

94Anonymous said... 94 As an atheist, I'm fine with Santa & the Christmas tree, no need for a big empty space.

December 2, 2012 11:14 AM

Then you're not one of the people constantly trying to have them removed from public. That's cool. As for the ones who fight for City Hall's to take them down, I say they should have their own space.

Anonymous said...

I like to watch my athiest relatives (not all of them) open presents for Christmas. LOL Maybe they're just being nice. :P

Anonymous said...

Another atheist here. I couldn't care less if people, stores, or towns have Nativity scenes or any other Christmas decorations.

But, if any Jews or Muslims want equal holiday Hanukah, Ramadan or whatever kind of space, then they should get it.

It's not necessary to have a blank space for the atheists, but I'd get a chuckle out of it if it happened :)

Live and let live. Too bad so many Christians don't seem to feel that way.

Anonymous said...

Any American "christian" who can't seem to understand that Christmas in America has pretty much morphed into a totally secular holiday is just some ignorant, deluded fool. And probably a Republican ;)

Anonymous said...

Only NSBR is down for me - same for anyone else? Maybe Squillen's wrath has hexed it?

Anonymous said...

And what's happened to Miss Jen(Hen) I didn't see her frother Repug rantings during this last election?

Hopefully she's busy being Mommy to her special sneauxflake(and he truly is one in the most literal sense)son.

Anonymous said...

serenitysmom - I've never noticed you before and your posts are ok, but please, for the love of anything you consider holy, change that avatar. You look like a psycho serial killer who fell asleep in the sun.

Anonymous said...

I've been having problems with the store at the bukkit as well. I can search for items, but once I try to click on the item page, things honk up.

I guess 2peas doesn't want my money. *shrug* there are plenty of other places to spend it.

Anonymous said...

You know, JenthefatHen has been very quiet as of late. Maybe her and Liebis are cooking up another pea scam. Tis the season . . .

Anonymous said...

Squillen's wrath has hexed it?
December 2, 2012 12:15 PM

Nah, like any good pea wife, squillen's wrath is reserved for those dirty poors and browns. And those who adopt needy kids and lose their house through no fault of their own.

I can't wait to see how squeals handles it when her dumbass husband finally gets tired of her sorry, fat, mooching ass and kicks her to the curb for a newer model.

Anonymous said...

Nah, Mariah cast a spell on the board because her cards were fucked up.

Mariah is a Twunt said...

lol, 108

I suspect that Mariah's spell-casting abilities are right up there with her proofing skillz . . .

Anonymous said...

I say they should have their own space.
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They do. At your church. :)

Anonymous said...

I like to watch my athiest relatives (not all of them) open presents for Christmas. LOL Maybe they're just being nice. :P
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WTF is that supposed to mean? And it's athEIst, fucknut.

Anonymous said...

103, not sure why but she failed out of the

http://www.nightlight.org/snowflake-embryo-adoption/ adoption/insemination

program. He's not 'literally' a snowflake.

Anonymous said...

111Anonymous said... 111 I like to watch my athiest relatives (not all of them) open presents for Christmas. LOL Maybe they're just being nice. :P
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WTF is that supposed to mean? And it's athEIst, fucknut.

December 2, 2012 12:45 PM

oooooh you spelled it wrong on the blog!

hi fucknut hostile!11one!11

Anonymous said...

101Anonymous said... 101 Any American "christian" who can't seem to understand that Christmas in America has pretty much morphed into a totally secular holiday is just some ignorant, deluded fool. And probably a Republican ;)

December 2, 2012 12:02 PM

Nice broad brush you have hanging from your ass - remove the stick!

Of course it's secular and EVERYONE needs their own SPACE to show it.

Oh and your demoderp is showing BM.

Anonymous said...

Hmm...I was under the impression that she and her husband adopted several embryos, the first two of which she miscarried and the final attempt resulted in her almost 2yr old son, Matthew.

Anonymous said...

102Anonymous said... 102 Only NSBR is down for me - same for anyone else? Maybe Squillen's wrath has hexed it?

December 2, 2012 12:15 PM

I think it's Batya's flag jamming the airways!

Anonymous said...

115Anonymous said... 115 Hmm...I was under the impression that she and her husband adopted several embryos, the first two of which she miscarried and the final attempt resulted in her almost 2yr old son, Matthew.

December 2, 2012 1:05 PM

She had to switch "companies" (?) though. She ended up not using the snowflake program.

Anonymous said...

oohh...she switched companies, I see. Interesting.

Anonymous said...

They do. At your church. :)
December 2, 2012 12:43 PM

In that case, so do the Christians-at their churches.

No religious space for anyone!!!!!

Anonymous said...

114 needs a sense of humor, stat.

Anonymous said...

Awwwww, poor little Teatard is bored on a Sunday with twopeas down. Shouldn't this be your day of rest? Jeebus is going to be mad that you're spending his holy day bitching people out on the internet.

Anonymous said...

Has the bucket always gone down so much? I've never seen a website with so many technical problems, at least in the last two years.

Anonymous said...

I don't remember it being down this much in years past.

ITA that it goes down way, way too often in the past year or two. Whoever owns it now just doesn't give a fuck.

Anonymous said...

Darn the bucket is down ill have to wait to brag that I ran my first 5k today. Is 42:33 a good time? Should I take an ice bath now?

Anonymous said...

the Bucket is not down - that's how they mod NSBR right now. A kind of fuck you, we'll deal 2morrow message.

Anonymous said...

I love how that fat bitch Sabrina talks about her husband's work history like it's her own. What a fucking parasite.

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Inexplicably, it seems that they feel only the dirty poors and browns should be personally responsible for the lives they bring into the world.

Because you know, when they bring white, middle class "on the spectrums" into the world, that's just completely different. Right?


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It doesn't matter if it's kids who are supposedly "on the spectrum" (god, I hate that fucking phrase) or if one of them comes down with the fibro and "needs" to go on disability...it's always different for them.

Exhibit A: Skybar



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1000+. Lots of peas with logs in their eyes.

Anonymous said...

MY SITUATION IS DIFFERENT - I *DESERVE* A HELPING HAND!! FUCK ALL THOSE OTHER LAZY MOOCHERS AND THEIR ENTITLEMENTS!!! USA USA USA!!!

Anonymous said...



the Bucket is not down - that's how they mod NSBR right now. A kind of fuck you, we'll deal 2morrow message.
December 2, 2012 2:07 PM

how redonkulous.

they don't care enough about what goes on-at the nsbr expecially-to bother with moderation. Even with some chicken-shit gambit like you're claiming.

All the forums are down-do you think they're just moderating them ALL by taking them down?

And someone else even posted that they were having problems shopping. That certainly doesn't fit into your lame-ass theory.

TPTB at the bukkit just don't give a fuck. It really is that simple.

Anonymous said...

Never change, nutjobs. Please, don't ever change. I beg of you.

Anonymous said...

OK, mad little 128 woman. I have been looking at all other boards fof the last couple of hours. having a good ol' time reading and learning. NSBR was crappy throughout. So, i reach my own conclusions. Also seen this on other weekend nights.

Maybe you have a problem with your pc? or your ability to use it, but I can assure you the other boards are up and working fine.

I don't need to order today, so comments regarding the sales portion of the site are not something I can comment on.

Anonymous said...

That's a nice sentiment, 129, but I'm afraid Skybarf, L'Urine, Typhus, Flimflam, et. al won't ever see your sweet message. They don't ever read here. (wink, wink)

Anonymous said...

I don't have a dog in the mod fight, but I just tried the pub and the GS boards. Both down for me.

I haven't tried shopping. There are too many other places I'd rather spend my scrapping $.

Anonymous said...

GS has been fine for me. I don't go to the others like the pub so can;t say about those.

Anonymous said...

Yup, GS seems to be working right now. General Photography also seems to be up and running. Not that there's anything of interest there these days!

Anonymous said...

OK, mad little 128 woman. I have been looking at all other boards fof the last couple of hours. having a good ol' time reading and learning. NSBR was crappy throughout. So, i reach my own conclusions. Also seen this on other weekend nights.

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Oh, you seen it?

Well, then. Your theory must be correct.

Anonymous said...

having a good ol' time reading and learning. NSBR was crappy throughout. So, i reach my own conclusions. Also seen this on other weekend nights.
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I see you didn't learn how to use capital letters correctly or how to use the correct tense.

Anonymous said...

120Anonymous said... 120 114 needs a sense of humor, stat.



December 2, 2012 1:19 PM

Remove your stick!

Anonymous said...

121Anonymous said... 121 Awwwww, poor little Teatard is bored on a Sunday with twopeas down. Shouldn't this be your day of rest? Jeebus is going to be mad that you're spending his holy day bitching people out on the internet.

December 2, 2012 1:32 PM

This is random! WTF are you referencing?

Anonymous said...

She might be dumber than dumb, but she's right. I just checked the other boards and they seem to be functioning with no issues. NSBR is just completely offline for me.

Anonymous said...

I love how that fat bitch Sabrina talks about her husband's work history like it's her own. What a fucking parasite.
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Uh yeah. Like if someone has a work question and she answers about her husband's job. Please. You don't know a thing about working.

Anonymous said...

I can't get on any of the boards. Your theory is as stupid as it is wrong.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207637

Sweet, a call out for squillen to apologize!!

Anonymous said...


~StacyAngel~
Krissy says I am a nail polish guru

PeaNut 108,225
September 2003
Posts: 21,206
Layouts: 74
Loc: Buying Nail Polish
Posted: 12/2/2012 8:12:59 AM
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Interesting. I have seen the OP complain/"handslap" other peas about doing these callout threads. I guess this time it is okay.

(NO, the pea was not me. I have never done a callout thread)
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NOOOOOOOOOO Stacy, you just call their house to do call outs, huh?

Anonymous said...

SabrinaM is such a stupid,fat,annoying cunt in the same category as Lauren, Skybar, Lynlam, Mocha, Sqillen.

Anonymous said...

KikiNichole
HandSlapPea Pea

PeaNut 69,597
February 2003
Posts: 26,301
Layouts: 2
Loc: Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Posted: 12/2/2012 8:27:20 AM
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I never understand the whole 'uncalled for' reaction when it comes to call out threads. At least in the black and white sense. I don't understand why there's this blanket rule for them and they're not looked at with an individual eye.

Or why any time a person stands up for something they think is important, it's call handslapping.

Squillen dropped an ugly allegation, was called on it and never came back. Sometimes things are so offensive that you just want to stand up and say 'Hey! Hey you!' instead of shouting at person's back as they walk away.

I just think this place gets easily confused between a hand slap and standing up and saying something when someone makes an accusation so ridiculous you just can't let it slide...and you shouldn't let it slide.

And fwiw, I've never posted a callout thread either...and maybe I'm being a bit biased because I, too, was offended...and honestly surprised...by Squillen's remarks on that thread and I kinda hoped she would address them.
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She *DID* address it with this:


squillen
Tier 1 Baking Pea

PeaNut 133,550
February 2004
Posts: 39,550
Layouts: 321
Loc: Hudson Valley, NY
Posted: 12/1/2012 1:43:02 PM
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I'm not even sure half the people that work at our local fast food places are legal citizens.



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How do you know this?? Do they have and accent and dark skin? That must make them illegal.

What a nasty thing to say Squillen.

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It's not a nasty thing to say if it's true. And I think it is. On more than three occasions I've asked an employee behind the counter (not the register person) for something and they had no idea what I was even asking. They didn't speak english and didn't understand english.

I know I'm just assuming here, but if you were born and raised in the US, and went to public school, you've learned english. *shrugs*

Anonymous said...

Squillen, do you have room for your foot in there with all the chocolate and cookies?

Anonymous said...

Hallelujah! The bukkit is back up. Praise the sweet baby jeebus who loves the Peas so much that he gave them 2Peas back.

Anonymous said...

~Lauren~
Original Pea #1803

PeaNut 246,606
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Posts: 29,223
Layouts: 16
Loc: right here...even if some don't like it. ;)
Posted: 12/2/2012 11:51:58 AM
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which simply shows that you're trash too. Spic trash v. white trash...both are still trash and you're no better than you claim she is.

And i'm tired of minorities thinking they can say whatever they want because they're minorities and think people won't say anything about it for fear of being called racist.

Anonymous said...

Lowrent is getting worse. She might as well have a little KKK symbol in her signature.

Anonymous said...

"a scrappin gal" is a shit stirrer.

she just had to bump that thread after 5 hours after already posting an empty thought earler.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207684

Proof that some pea bitches really can't function without NSBR.

Here's an idea, dolt: spend some time with your kids (including the gay one). Clean your house. Talk to your husband, if he'll talk to you. @@

Hi Pancakes! said...


SabrinaM
Proud Member of THE MOB

PeaNut 5,735
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Posts: 24,590
Layouts: 2
Posted: 12/2/2012 5:45:12 PM
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I think it's funny out so many are offended by Squillen's comments but never say one word to Leftist Peas for calling Lynlam, Skybar et al nasty, nasty names.

Just interesting...

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This looks just like something that would be typed here at the blog.

Hi Sabrina!

Anonymous said...

I hope Lowrent goes into another meltdown. Maybe the next one will be the one that finally gets her banned.

Sigh. A girl can dream, can't she?

Anonymous said...

150 "a scrappin gal" is a dike version of SabrinaM.

Anonymous said...

I lol'd at Lauren calling MSP a spic and Squillen white trash.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least Lowrent was half right.

Anonymous said...



Lowrent is getting worse. She might as well have a little KKK symbol in her signature.
December 2, 2012 4:20 PM

eh, she's just ramping up for her annual end-of-the-year/holiday meltdown. You can set your clocks by her crazy ass.

She's a complete psycho whack job.

Anonymous said...

squillen, sabrina, and L'Urine are all perfect examples of insecure white trash.

Anonymous said...

Now it's redboots vs. Lowrent on the Squillen callout thread. Beat her ass, redboots!

Anonymous said...

Add Cindosha to the ever growing *stupid* white trash list

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I just had to put her on ignore. I'm embarrassed that she's from my state. And people wonder why Michigan is so stratified.

Anonymous said...

I wonder why no one has brought up the fact that Lauren's son is being supported by the taxpayers in prison or that her adorable bastard granddaughter (not being hateful, that's what illegitimate children are called since we don't want to go overboard being PC and all) is probably being supplemented by welfare/wic/medicaid because her father is in jail.

Anonymous said...

SabrinaM is such a stupid,fat,annoying cunt in the same category as Lauren, Skybar, Lynlam, Mocha, Sqillen.

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Amen. This is the cunt who doesn't pay taxes on her side business, and walked away from her mortgage with her hero husband.

No personal accountability, no morals, just a bloated sense of self-importance.

Anonymous said...

Redboots did. Lowrent is too busy pounding on her keyboard and foaming at the mouth to notice.

Anonymous said...

L'urine thinks that the Ku Klux Klan is elite, and wants badly to be a member.

Anonymous said...

Think what you want of it. I'm not going back to find the question you feel I should have answered, Sandy. But then, you're from a family of border jumpers too, so no surprises there.

You'll have to wait until later. I have some things to do right now and so no, I'm not going to answer questions you demand be answered right now.
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wow. just. wow.

Anonymous said...

Wow is fucking right. I am opening yet another ticket on this racist cunt and hoping they kick her ass off for good.

Anonymous said...

I dearly love seeing that bitch get her ass kicked. Go, RB!

Anonymous said...

I opened a ticket on her, and urge everyone to do the same. Countless Peas have been banned for a mere fraction of what Lauren has said/done through the years.

Anonymous said...

Go redboots!! lol

Anonymous said...

Damn. Lauren is getting her ass handed to her and just keeps calling redboots stupid. I love seeing that cunt get her ass handed to her.

Anonymous said...

Chlerbies mindless leftist tangent puts her in the ranks of BM

Anonymous said...

Maybe Hitler hated Jews b/c he met a Jew like Lauren.

She's so vile it's scary.

Anonymous said...

Red Boots to Lauren:

Guess what? My mother's ancestors came here just as legally as yours, or they didn't have to come here at all because they are NATIVE AMERICANS.

Once again, you are equating non-white with non-American.

Keep telling yourself that I'm uneducated and ill informed if it makes you feel better.

But I have to ask, does it bother you that a dirty little spic like me can at least grasp the difference between "your" and "you're" and a (likely community) college educated lawyer like you cannot?

What's your son's excuse for being the worthless father he is? Does he blame it on the dirty browns and do you?

I think it bothers you greatly that a dirty "border jumper" like my dad could do a better job of raising his children than you could.

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FTW!

Anonymous said...

How do open a service ticket?

I'll report L'Urine and her nasty ass crap, but I've never opened a ticket before. How do I do it?

Anonymous said...

At the very bottom of the page (right after the "about us" and "contact us" links), there is a link that says "Service Center."

Click on that and you'll see where to open a service ticket. Lauren's comments are unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 176. I must have found it while you were answering.

Service ticket opened :) Not that I think they'll do anything. boo

Anonymous said...

someone better save copies of that thread for the Epic Threads link at the top of this blog

Anonymous said...

I think redboots shut L'Urine up. She hasn't responded to rb's last salvo. And what a deadly laser that was!

Anonymous said...

No kidding, 179.

L'Urine got totally pwned by redboots.

Anonymous said...

someone better save copies of that thread for the Epic Threads link at the top of this blog
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Better take a screen shoit. Lauren will have the thread pulled once she sobers up.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^
*shot

Anonymous said...

I agree with 181. Two Peas will probably delete the thread and let Lauren's racist ass stay.

God, I love RB. She methodically and logically responded to Lauren's points and Lauren had nothing to say but "border jumper!"

Anonymous said...

Oh, screen shots have been saved. Doesn't matter how Lowrent tries to rewrite history. It's out there, and it's not going away.

That just contributes to her rage.

Anonymous said...

Enough people open service tickets on Lauren's sorry ass, and they'll ban her. She's not worth trouble tons of service tickets will cause. All those service tickets are just more pesky documentation.

Anonymous said...

We've tried the service ticket thing before. Sweet Idiot Jamie doesn't do anything.

Anonymous said...

someone better save copies of that thread for the Epic Threads link at the top of this blog
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There should be an entire Lowrent category of Epic Threads. But I'd hate to give the racist bitch the attention--that's what she wants.

I'd enjoy it much more if people just ignored her altogether, but as long as dolts like Peabay are Facebook friends with her, it isn't likely to happen.

Anonymous said...

Peabay is FB friends with Lauren? Egads, looks like I overestimated Peabay's class.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3165789&pg=2

SabrinaM mortgage situation.

Anonymous said...

189 was referring to redboots comment

Work ethic-- a thing of the past in a lot of cases. I also know of several people who think that hard work is "beneath them."

Oh, this is so true. And even worse, I know of several people who just walked away from their bills-or even worse-their mortgages-and claim that they aren't lazy freeloaders!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3207403&pg=4

Anonymous said...

Peabay is FB friends with Lauren? Egads, looks like I overestimated Peabay's class.
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She was at one point. They've both popped up on my Recommended Friends list, which is how I know.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3207736

"We" love to hate? Speak for yourself, bitch. I don't hate them. And I think your dumb-worker story sounds like bullshit anyway.

Anonymous said...

Is Enjoytotheend always so stupid?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want to see Lauren banned. Ignore what she says if you don't like her, but she brings entertainment to that board and you know it!

Anonymous said...

Is Enjoytotheend always so stupid?
*****

Yes, she is. And an attention whore to boot.

Anonymous said...

You know, all of L'Urine's cronies are arguing that "banning isn't permanent," so nobody should bother opening a service ticket on the Piss Queen.

Well, if "banning isn't permanent," why are they arguing against it? And haven't these same people urged others to open service tickets on Peas they didn't like in the past?

Actions should have consequences.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want to see Lauren banned. Ignore what she says if you don't like her, but she brings entertainment to that board and you know it!

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What a load of shit. Her brand of 'entertainment' is one I could live without. Dead babies, dirty spics, boarder hoppers, black hating... if you you think her racist antics are funny, then you need psychiatric help.

Anonymous said...

The Peas are Lowrent's entertainment. She loves to bait them, insult them, increase their misery. She should've been banned long ago.

Anonymous said...

What a load of shit. Her brand of 'entertainment' is one I could live without. Dead babies, dirty spics, boarder hoppers, black hating... if you you think her racist antics are funny, then you need psychiatric help.

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No, no psychiatric help needed. You getting your panties in a wad is just as funny, and exactly why you love posters like her too. It's entertaining or you wouldn't be HERE.

Anonymous said...


STOP THE HATE! And if you think it is just coming from one side you are sadly mistaken. There shouldn't even be sides. We are ALL human beings. So knock it off.

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This one's a nutter

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