Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Space 11/7/12

Happy Post-Election Day!

I hope you're feeling good this morning!

-Jane

200 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am NOT. When will America wake up and see what is happening to us?!?!?!?!

A bunch of blind sheep, I tell ya!

Anonymous said...

Number two???

Anonymous said...

Enough politics, can we start the war on Xmas now?

Anonymous said...

Thanks Jane!

#287 said...

To 288 on previous post: please tell me what impeachable offense you refer to?

Anonymous said...

Kendra is happy. But she's stoned.

Anonymous said...

Yes! Xmas! Christmas card wars! Handwritten or computer labels? Annual newsletters? Awkward family photos included?

Maybe we can get some frothing of a different color up in here. Or over @ 2peas....

Anonymous said...

Kendra digs the Rocky Mountain High!! :)

Anonymous said...

Miss Bitts: "That said, my wife and I are looking into becoming pot farmers now!"



So what's the verdict on this: A dude named Miss Bitts or lesbian or ??

Anonymous said...

#5 I'm guessing:


BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anonymous said...

Happy! I'm gettin' gay married! Pot brownies after the Wiccan ceremony!

Anonymous said...

11, I love you so :)

Anonymous said...

My god, the pearl clutching over marajuana is hilarous. Because they can't be afraid of the coloreds or the gayz anymore, let's fear the herb!!

Anonymous said...

Only on 2Peas could a post about bad weather coming spawn a "yay Obama" comment.

"Hearing it will be NY, NJ and CT. Fortunately they have President Obama to oversee the recovery. "

Doesn't even make sense. If Obama hadn't been re-elected, wouldn't he still be the President, therefor overseeing everything, until January?


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202784

Anonymous said...

14- its the butthurtz

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for the race for 2016 to begin in January.

Gotta break for Christmas!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202771

Is Lauren that fucking stupid, that she can't figure out how large the US reaches into the global economy? Really? If she truly doesn't, that is quite the fucking bubble she lives in. Wow.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202756

Pjaye kills me.

Anonymous said...

When will America wake up and see what is happening to us?!?!?!?!
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No kidding next thing you know everyone will have access to healthcare, any adult who loves another adult will be able to get married, education will be affordable and making money off the hard work of others and not paying taxes will be unacceptable. How can we even call it America anymore?

Anonymous said...

We'll call it the United (Socialist) States of America. The racists, frothers, and other dolts can have their own small America, preferably somewhere that's really hot. I suggest Kansas, because nobody wants to go there anyway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202878

There's a real nightmare--not only dreaming about Skybarf, but dreaming that she lives on your property? I'd be getting some therapy!

Anonymous said...

I think we're all missing a lot of sarcasm today.

9, I think Miss Bitts is referring to the fact that Washington passed both gay marriage and marijuana laws yesterday, not really coming out of the closet.

14, That was a conservative who made that statement about Obama and the hurricane. She should have added an eye roll smilie.

Anonymous said...

20 - Fantastic

Anonymous said...

Oh pleasepleaseplease can, 20, can we just give them Florida? Plenty of cockroaches to go around!

Anonymous said...

Arkansas. JimBob Duggar can be their King.

Anonymous said...

Lynflam was right about the election riots!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/racial-slurs-reported-ole-miss-election-protests-210812217.html

Anonymous said...

Sure, 24, Little (minded) America can vacation in Florida. Preferably in the Everglades, where they can really enjoy the snakes, gators, and bugs.

But they have to go back to Kansas after. I'd hate for them to miss the 110 degree temperatures.

Anonymous said...

Doen't count - those were good, God-fearing WHITE people just exercising their freedom of speech.

Next.

Anonymous said...

WE'RE NOT RACISTS!!! JUST A FEW BAD APPLES!!! BOTH SIDES DO IT!!

Anonymous said...

Been cruising around Wingnuttia. Hilarious.

They’re convinced that it wasn’t Conservatism’s fault that they lost. Somebody - anybody - else is to blame.

Anonymous said...

WE'RE NOT RACISTS!!! JUST A FEW BAD APPLES!!! BOTH SIDES DO IT!!

BAWHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

I have a serious question for my fellow blog bitches. How much anti-Obama sentiment is race-based, do you think?

My guess: most, judging from people I know IRL.

Anonymous said...

BENGAAAAAAZZZZZZIIIII!!!!

GAS! GAS AND CASH!!!!1!!!!

Anonymous said...

My guess: all.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202904

All they need is for Karalynn to join the fray and this could turn into a 10 pager.

Anonymous said...

Most, I think. My mom is a nice lady - I've never heard her say anything out and out racist. But when we talked about the election and I said I was voting for O, she said "You like HIM?" and made a face. When I asked her what she disliked about the POTUS, she couldn't give me an answer: "Oh, I don't know..."

She's in her 70's, grew up during segregation, rural, small town, has never had much exposure to blacks other than The Jeffersons or street thug stereotyping. I think there's a deep-seated, unconscious sense of 'a black man doesn't belong in the White House', especially in her generation. Coming to grips with changing demographics and a sense of loss of societial primacy is hard/scary for them.

YMMV

Anonymous said...

33Anonymous said... 33 BENGAAAAAAZZZZZZIIIII!!!!

GAS! GAS AND CASH!!!!1!!!!

November 7, 2012 4:32 PM

you are an embarrassment to other democrats.
stop that shit.

Anonymous said...

32 Anonymous said... 32

I have a serious question for my fellow blog bitches. How much anti-Obama sentiment is race-based, do you think?

My guess: most, judging from people I know IRL.

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Come on now, that's painting everyone with a very broad brush.

I lean Republican, not racist. If he were Ward Cleave white he wouldn't be my choice for president.

It's the politics not the skin color.

Anonymous said...

*Cleaver, sorry type faster then I can spell.

Weepy Glenn Beck said...

Buy farmland and guns!

Anonymous said...

And ammo!

And seeds!

Anonymous said...

Curse you, Vagina Voters!!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't be such a cunt, #37. You don't know who I am, how I vote or if I vote. Shut your own fucking pie hole.

Anonymous said...

I find it amusing when people say women "voted with their vaginas." I made my decision with my brain, not my genitalia. And I held a cheap pen with my hand to actually vote.

More proof that some people just don't get it. Like desertpea.

Anonymous said...

Lauren Cohen.

Anonymous said...

I voted the way I did for many valid reasons, but I have to say keeping gross old fundies out of my (and my daughters') vagina was at the top of the list.

Not mutually exclusive.

Anonymous said...

I have a serious question for my fellow blog bitches. How much anti-Obama sentiment is race-based, do you think?

My guess: most, judging from people I know IRL.
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The people I know IRL vote Republican no matter what they literally don't care who is running they vote straight party 100% of the time. The fact Obama is black simply makes for what they consider good jokes about shooting 'coons on the White House lawn.

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I find it amusing when people say women "voted with their vaginas." I made my decision with my brain, not my genitalia. And I held a cheap pen with my hand to actually vote.
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You know how I voted? I asked myself the question is my life better or worse under Obama? Have his policies hurt or helped my family? and I voted accordingly. Pretty simple.

Anonymous said...

Did the pea that had the meeting with the principal over a Marilyn Manson song being played in her DS's second grade classroom come back and update? How did the meeting go?

Anonymous said...

I pray daily for all the sinners and non-Christians at 2Peas. It is my duty. It saddens me that so many of them and their families will burn in hell.

Anonymous said...

Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

And, here we go again



http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202937

Anonymous said...

I find it amusing when people say women "voted with their vaginas.

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Newest Freeper/RW meme: Libtards think with their sex organs.


I wish I was kidding.

Anonymous said...

Today's email from your crazy old aunt: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: We're all going to die in the next 4 years.

Anonymous said...

Amidst DesertPea's ranting on the platform thread is the revelation that she doesn't understand the difference between a pap smear and a pelvic exam.

Don't think she's a woman at all.

Anonymous said...

43Anonymous said... 43 Don't be such a cunt, #37. You don't know who I am, how I vote or if I vote. Shut your own fucking pie hole.

November 7, 2012 6:20 PM

Nice response Hostile! You are still an embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

44Anonymous said... 44 I find it amusing when people say women "voted with their vaginas." I made my decision with my brain, not my genitalia. And I held a cheap pen with my hand to actually vote.

More proof that some people just don't get it. Like desertpea.

November 7, 2012 6:20 PM

My vagina has a one track mind. It can't comprehend politics.

Anonymous said...

BENGAAAAAAZZZZZZIIIII!!!!

GAS! GAS AND CASH!!!!1!!!!

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YARD SIGNS!!!!!!!!!!1!!

Anonymous said...

57Anonymous said... 57 BENGAAAAAAZZZZZZIIIII!!!!

GAS! GAS AND CASH!!!!1!!!!

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YARD SIGNS!!!!!!!!!!1!!

November 7, 2012 10:21 PM

EVERYONE LEAVE THE MORAN ALONE!!!1!11one!11

Anonymous said...

Yes. The yard signs. Everyone on the right is so confused today. How could they have misread the layout of the yard signs so badly? Those dirty, Kenyan, socialist, lying, sack of shit yard signs!!

Anonymous said...

Jesus, this can't be repeated enough:

Karalyn Tyler is a complete moran.

Anonymous said...

scrapea girl: "I am in awe of how many people feel abortion and gay marraige are more important issues than the economy of national security. Wish I understood that. Anyone care to try and explain?"


Spoken like a true fascist.

Anonymous said...

Today's email from your crazy old aunt: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: We're all going to die in the next 4 years.
November 7, 2012 9:33 PM

I believe I received that very email myself today. HaHa.

Anonymous said...

Hide all the knives from desertpea. Girlfriend's sounding more than a tad suicidal.

Anonymous said...

DesertPea: "American single women are now a national laughing stock. All those years of feminism, and now I have to go explain on a job interview (not going to happen; my degrees and experience are a complete waste now) that I was not one of those vagina voters. I expect women will remain a huge chunk of the current unemployed masses."




@@ Crack psychosis?

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking I might know why Desertpea is having a hard time finding a job.

And it doesn't have anything to do with evil liberals and moderates.

Anonymous said...

"I was not one of those vagina voters. I expect women will remain a huge chunk of the current unemployed masses."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Silly goose. They don't care what you do with your vagina in those menial labor jobs that are the only ones you would qualify for.

Anonymous said...

Been away from the pod a while.....I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm sorta liking Johnda. His posts are rational, reasonable and moderate, with none of that frothy Ayn Rand going Galt ridiculous drivel he used to spout.

WTF? Cats and dogs, living together!

Anonymous said...

She needs a vaginal probing with the jumbo wand to check on her brain. I'm sure she's getting a nasty discharge after the big explosion last night.

Anonymous said...

I don't have the time or patience to post over there and deal with the eventual shitstorm, but here's my contribution to that abortion/gay thread:

Racism. If the GOP wants to win elections, we need to stop the racism, the dog whistles, and the codespeak. We need to stop trying to disenfranchize minorities and the poor at the voting booth. We need to stop riling up angry old men and scaring seniors. When we see/hear racism (birther crap, posters of the POTUS with a bone in his nose, 'those people' are moochers, 'real' Americans) we need to SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN NOW.

1. It's fucking disgusting and 2. it backfires.

As a moderate R, the above did as much to drive me away from the GOP as the social/gay marriage/rape/abortion crap.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm....does Victoria Jackson live in Nevada????? She's unemployed.

Anonymous said...

desertpea is emitting gigantic squid-clouds of butthurt all over that thread.

Anonymous said...

Athena is making herself scarce. I guess the pay-for-post gig has dried up.

Anonymous said...

The difference between a Democrat and a Republican: A Democrat sees a huge disparity in the number of signs representing Dems and Reps in her neighborhood. She goes online and asks around to figure out why. The Republican sees a huge disparity in the number of signs but the vast majority of the signs support her candidates SO SHE BELIEVES IT. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH@@!!!! YARD SIGNS!

Anonymous said...

CountryHam: My children know that abortion is the calculated murder
of a baby at a time it should be the most protected. As it
growns in the womb. The mechanics of the procedures
they do not know yet.
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CountryHam is batshit insane and I feel sorry for those kids.

Anonymous said...

Ha!! "Details? Deteails? You'll get details after the elections! Trust us!" Bwahahahahaha!! How the fuck is THAT workin' fer ya, Rmoney/Ryan???!! Fuckin' morons.

Anonymous said...

Wow 75, you sound bitter yet it sounds like your candidate won? You sound a little over the top, it's not that big of a deal to most people who voted for Romney. If you want impact you should post your insane stuff over at the bucket where the weak are.

NSBR IS for sissies, all of them are. They might react with the crying you're expecting.

(Now start in on how I'm all butthurt and broken over an Obama win LOLOL - you'd be wrong though)

Anonymous said...

I am so happy people are starting to wake up and realize gay people are not trying to indoctrinate their children. Good for MD, WA and ME for legalizing gay marriage. I hope my grandchildren will read about this generation in horror like we do about the civil rights movement.

Anonymous said...

Math you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better - Faux News's new slogan.

Anonymous said...

78..put.down.the.crack.pipe..

Anonymous said...

It's just as easy to ignore L'Urine here as it is to ignore her on the pod. SSDF

Anonymous said...

Scary, scary brown people are taking over Merica. RUN!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

it's not that big of a deal to most people who voted for Romney

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That's really rich, #76. Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

John Boner is Grover Norquist's bitch.

Anonymous said...

82Anonymous said... 82 it's not that big of a deal to most people who voted for Romney

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That's really rich, #76. Thanks for the laugh.

November 8, 2012 9:08 AM

You really can't read and have zero comprehension.

Anonymous said...

81Anonymous said... 81 Scary, scary brown people are taking over Merica. RUN!!!!!!

November 8, 2012 9:06 AM

They are? I didn't vote for anyone that's scary, nice projection though.

LEAVE THE MOONBATS ALONE!!11!1one!11 said...

75Anonymous said... 75 Ha!! "Details? Deteails? You'll get details after the elections! Trust us!" Bwahahahahaha!! How the fuck is THAT workin' fer ya, Rmoney/Ryan???!! Fuckin' morons.

November 8, 2012 6:03 AM

Look! A klassy moonbat.

Anonymous said...

As a white Republican I am so tired of all the assuming that just because I'm not fond of Obama it must be due to him being "scary brown people", that's a jack ass assumption on your part. Guess what I didn't like Bill Clinton either, care to explain why?

Anonymous said...

82Anonymous said... 82 it's not that big of a deal to most people who voted for Romney

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That's really rich, #76. Thanks for the laugh.

November 8, 2012 9:08 AM

Have you ever wondered why you have zero friends?

Anonymous said...

87Anonymous said... 87 As a white Republican I am so tired of all the assuming that just because I'm not fond of Obama it must be due to him being "scary brown people", that's a jack ass assumption on your part. Guess what I didn't like Bill Clinton either, care to explain why?



November 8, 2012 9:30 AM

Touche' & Amen! This sums it up for everyone except maybe skybar (and the others in that list).

87, I can almost guarantee they can't explain it (and won't try) and will continue to misunderstand. Their confusion is embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

I pray daily for all the sinners and non-Christians at 2Peas. It is my duty. It saddens me that so many of them and their families will burn in hell.

Anonymous said...

Jenjie on the blog? [shocked]

Anonymous said...

Awwww, isn't that sweet. The wingbats are commiserating. You don't like Bill Clinton because he was your first black president.

Anonymous said...

Oooooh, scary brown people!!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the blog, MeGLOP!!

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahahaaaa!!! 89 said "As a white Republican". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! As if there is any other kind! Y'all are so fucking hysterical.

Anonymous said...

92 doesn't even make sense. Care to explain? Yeah, I thought so.

Anonymous said...

95Anonymous said... 95 Bwahahahahahaaaa!!! 89 said "As a white Republican". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! As if there is any other kind! Y'all are so fucking hysterical.

November 8, 2012 9:44 AM

Damn the stoopid is showing up more and more. Yes there are BLACK REPUBLICANS. (probably not at the bucket - sad that's the only place you have any human interaction).

National Black Republican Association (for the slower democrats) said...

MLK was a republican. You're right 97, the stoopid is here.

Anonymous said...

My niece is in tears on facebook that Obama won. Give me a break. This is a democracy. We have a vote. The one with the most votes win. Let's act mature about this. You don't act like a child just because you didn't win. The United States is not going to come to an end because Obama is President. That made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants. The President is not a dictator. He doesn't have the power to destroy the country. The people on the other hand with their mixed up priorities may be what brings us down.

Anonymous said...

97 you are PRECIOUS!!! So literal! Just like a six year old. Absolutely precious. I just want to pinch your cheek and give you a lolly.

Anonymous said...

Excellent observation, 98. MLK was a Republican in the south before the Civil Rights Bill was signed into law. While we're at it, Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt. Claim both of them as well.

Anonymous said...

OJ Simpson murdered his wife and JonBenet's mom murdered her own daughter. That's the truth.

Anonymous said...

61 Anonymous said...scrapea girl: "I am in awe of how many people feel abortion and gay marraige are more important issues than the economy of national security. Wish I understood that. Anyone care to try and explain?"

It is not an either or. Under Obama we "may" be able to have both. Under Romney "may" only have one. Personally it is hard for me to believe that any woman; white, black or purple would put into office a man who would take women's rights back a notch. Wish I understood that.

I can't stand it when people bring their religious arguments into politics. The United States has a separation of Church and State. It was a fundamental principle in the forming of our country. That is why we should have a right to choose. It allows a religious person to choose their way and it allows a non religious person to choose their way.

Anonymous said...

But, not according to his son, who's liberal partisan politics are reflected in his statement released through the King Center published in an AP article in July 2008 at Martin Luther King III said, "It is disingenuous to imply that my father was a Republican. He never endorsed any presidential candidate, and there is certainly no evidence that he ever even voted for a Republican. It is even more outrageous to suggest that he would support the Republican Party of today, which has spent so much time and effort trying to suppress African-American votes in Florida and many other states."

Anonymous said...

Martin Luther King III is not the man his father was. The fact is, before the 1960's, the white Southern establishment was Democratic and most progressive Southerners were Republican.

It has nothing to do with who today's Republicans and Democrats are. Dumbassery in political spin abounds.

Anonymous said...

As a white Republican I am so tired of all the assuming that just because I'm not fond of Obama it must be due to him being "scary brown people", that's a jack ass assumption on your part. Guess what I didn't like Bill Clinton either, care to explain why?


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Well, from my perception - and the perception of many others - the GOP uses and tolerates racism to rally certain segments of it's base.

That racism can be over the top blatent....go to Free Republic or pull up some old Tea Party vids and see for yourself. And it can be subtler dog whistles. Four years of birth certificates, muslim, kenyan, messiah, socialist, affirmative action president, welfare president, Hitler moustaches, not a 'real' American, pallin' around with terrorists, hates America, secret decoder rings, take back our White House, second amendment remedies, yada yada yada, by conservatives is nothing more than code for "He's different: he's black and doesn't belong in the White House and his presidency is illigitimate".

Clearly.

While you may be completely pure of heart in your dislike of Obama, many MANY MANY of the people you associate with - Repub leadership and your fellow conservative citizens - are not.

You can choose to ignore and/or deny that there's a rascism problem in your party but you won't be winning any elections until you do.

Anonymous said...

The Republican Party of the 1960's (not to mention the 1880's) was a very, very different animal than it is today.

The GOP started a hard right tack in the 80's which has accelerated in recent years.

I was also a Republican way back when: I didn't leave my party, it left me.

Anonymous said...

# 106, we would probably be friends IRL.

Anonymous said...

Kendra says an apple a day is delicious.

Anonymous said...

Sasha and Malia are beautiful girls.

Anonymous said...

Karl Rove is certifiable. Someone needs to flush that turd blossom.

Anonymous said...

DesertPea: "American single women are now a national laughing stock. All those years of feminism, and now I have to go explain on a job interview (not going to happen; my degrees and experience are a complete waste now) that I was not one of those vagina voters. I expect women will remain a huge chunk of the current unemployed masses."

I don't really understand this. I have a job, my daughter has a job and my sons girlfriend has a job. We all have college degrees and we are working. We have vaginas and we voted for Obama.

Anonymous said...

Guess what I didn't like Bill Clinton either, care to explain why?



November 8, 2012 9:30 AM

No. I couldn't care to explain why.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^
Because he was a cheater and a liar?

Anonymous said...

Most certainly can't ask this on the board:

Does anyone know what religious denomination Skybar is?

I swear, every.single.thing she says sounds just like a family member of mine who.......is a Jehovah's Witness.

Anonymous said...

FOR POSTERITY

Athena "Always Wrong 2Ps Political Guru" prediction: R 315/O 223

Actual: O 332/R 206

Anonymous said...

And Florida goes to the president. Hallelujah, amen.

Anonymous said...

In Republican math, Athena is a genius.

Anonymous said...

I think that desertpea would be much happier in the small gv't Randian paradise of Somalia.

Anonymous said...

In Republican math, Athena is a genius.


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I soooooooooooooooooooooo want to put that quote in my siggy!! LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Hysterical!

Anonymous said...

115, I think Skybarf is a member of the Batshit Crazy Church of Small America (not the USSA).

Seriously, I don't know which denomination she is. I have met people like her IRL, and they tend to go to independent churches or have a "home church"--meaning no denomination fits their extreme views, so they make up their own.

Anonymous said...

Sully: A political party can adapt and change; a fundamentalist religious party loses its entire authority if it admits error, because its message is based on religious texts that are held to be inerrant. The biggest obstacle in front of today's GOP threfore remains theo-political fundamentalism, and how it can be overcome.

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Courting people like Mrs T is the GOP's biggest mistake. Dare they untangle from the fundies?

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure that Skybar has told us what church she belongs to. I can't remember immediately but I'm going to search for it. It was in a thread about gays from last year I think. I remember Jonda was in that thread a lot. I know that's not much to go on but I'll take a look later.

Anonymous said...

I think Skybar just watches TV evangelists and uses Google to find bible translations to support whatever shit she's spewing.

She's born-again non-denominational, but was raised Catholic.

Anonymous said...

LOLing at the absence of Back to Peality, Mrs. Green Genes, Sylvia71, Lynlam, Jenny, Kim M., Anna Banana, MochasMom and some of the others who ramped up their political frothing the last month or so. Chickenshits....Ha!

Anonymous said...

Ha! In the 9 designated "swing states", Romney lost by a total average of...FORTY-SEVEN PER CENT. Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Anonymous said...

Bock bock bock!!!

Anonymous said...

Re:Skybar

Thanks. I was just curious if she was a member of an extreme fundie group or what. I really don't recall if she ever mentioned her religious affiliation.

Odd thing about these religious extremists - every.single.one believes THEIR'S is THE ONLY true religion. That seems very egotistical, uncharitable, intolerant and unloving. Isn't that belief in its self anti-Christian of them?

In any event, thanks for the replies..

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that you have to be an extremist or fundamentalist to believe that your own faith is THE true religion. It's whether or not you allow others to hold their own beliefs that is the important distinction. Most Catholics, Jews, Baptists, etc. that I know believe that theirs is the one true faith but they accept that others believe differently.

Anonymous said...

As further proof of her obsession with running, Crafterbeth has changed her Pea name to a Pea name with a reference to........wait for it........running! I know, shocking isn't it. Not!

Anonymous said...

Anna*Fucking*Banana has reared her hideous head. She's such a joy suck.

Anonymous said...

CrafterBeth's new name just makes her look desperate for attention. Does she think 2P is a competition for "most dedicated runner"?

I actually feel a little sorry for her now. She's gone from a little off to downright pathetic.

Anonymous said...

What is CrafterBeth's new name?

Anonymous said...

It's 26.TWO Pea. http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/214305/

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203071

1. Another example of religion gone wrong.
2. She seems very attention-seeking, in other threads as well as this one.

Anonymous said...

LOLing at the absence of Back to Peality, Mrs. Green Genes, Sylvia71, Lynlam, Jenny, Kim M., Anna Banana, MochasMom and some of the others who ramped up their political frothing the last month or so. Chickenshits....Ha!

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Ha! It's been a mucher nicer place without those cunts, hasn't it?

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Anonymous said...

Thanks 135.

Anonymous said...

Oh hahahahaha. Gazillionair Willard stiffed The Help on the way out the door? Fucking deadbeat, jobless, worthless 47%ers, wantin' all that free stuff. Parasites.

I guess he wanted The Help to self-deport.

Anonymous said...

137Anonymous said... 137 LOLing at the absence of Back to Peality, Mrs. Green Genes, Sylvia71, Lynlam, Jenny, Kim M., Anna Banana, MochasMom and some of the others who ramped up their political frothing the last month or so. Chickenshits....Ha!

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Glad to see the back of most of them. Mochas been around a bit. Banana brain just showed up to shit on a thread tonight. I'm LMAO that back to peality and jenny have been MIA. Peality was especially obnoxious and frothy in the weeks leading up to the election. And its REALLY noticeable after their daily froths that they've only disappeared since Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

Did any of you see plastic frat boy and Paul's transition web pages? "President elect Romney" and "VP elect Ryan" too fucking funny. It's been pulled now but someone got the screenshots.

Anonymous said...

Mitten's last gaffe?

Anonymous said...

Janell K's location says she's a Colorado girl, now in Oregon. When did she move? And how is she handling the west coast with all the degenerates? @@

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3202956

Jesus H. Christ, what a bitch. I wouldn't let my kid anywhere near her. Isn't she the one who posted some crap about being a "debutante"?

Rafalca Romney said...

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
-Proverbs 16:18


Anonymous said...

I just love the peatards who think they are the next great columnist or blogger and have such uber clever writing skillz, when clearly they don't. Especially when other even bigger peatards encourage them in their delusions of grandeur. Precious.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, no thread on two peas about how the NH congress is represented entirely by women? And how there are more women in congress than ever? Oh wait, I forgot, that kind of stuff doesn't mean anything to the peas, they only care if a woman is married and has 2.5 children.


It makes me sick that they can't even recognize the incredible things that happened to women during this election.

Anonymous said...

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! It begins!!!!!!!!!!!
Fire up the violins!!!!!!
Talk about sore losers. Emphasis on LOSERS!!!!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203125

Anonymous said...

Free market economy. Capitalism. Bootstraps. That kind of convo needs to be had over there.

Anonymous said...

Fuck me with a rusty knife, I am so tired of nightpoopshitters 6 paragraph long posts already. Fuck whoever beetlejuic'd her back to the pod.

Anonymous said...

101Anonymous said... 101 Excellent observation, 98. MLK was a Republican in the south before the Civil Rights Bill was signed into law. While we're at it, Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt. Claim both of them as well.

November 8, 2012 9:58 AM

Psssst..Lincoln & Roosevelt aren't black. Your observation was not relevant to the conversation. It's okay though [pat pat]

Anonymous said...

oh jeebus. doomsday watch on American jobs by the peatards. wonder how they'll match up with the labor department? now we have to suffer this? I believe they are actually praying for more and more people to lose their jobs so they can say "we told you so".

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203113

I'm sure she had to restock her fridge after Squeels left.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203071

So if Gawd wants everyone to have a healthy and full life as spouted on this thread by Typhus et al why did he design human bodies to be so susceptible to things like depression, cancer, diabetes etc etc?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203131

I really feel bad for her, but is she going to post every.fucking.time something doesn't go her way?

Anonymous said...

Yeah know what? As bitchy as it is to say I don't feel for her at all. She's a drama queen and brings a lot of the shit that happens to her on her self.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that's why her husband hooked up with her BFF, because he's tired of putting up with her shit.

Anonymous said...

My DH just called me at work to tell me that his brother is being airlifted from Afghanistan to Germany right now. His brother has been "badly injured in a duty related event" is all the information my SIL has. I feel like throwing up.

Anonymous said...

Meh. Now, if'n Squillen were to come to Missouri and clean the five litter boxes that need cleaning tonight, that would be something.
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Yack.

Anonymous said...

My DH just called me at work to tell me that his brother is being airlifted from Afghanistan to Germany right now. His brother has been "badly injured in a duty related event" is all the information my SIL has. I feel like throwing up.
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I'm sorry, that's awful. Hope he pulls out of it.

Anonymous said...

Abortion is murder. That is a fact.

Anonymous said...

If by fact you mean, your opinion based on your religious beliefs then yes, it's a fact. If by fact you mean ending any life or potential life (including eggs you eat for breakfast, cattle for eating, the process for veal is quite disgusting on its own) then yes, it's a fact. If by fact you mean that ending the "life" of any cluster of cells, including cancerous ones, you are committing murder then yes it's a fact. If by "fact" you mean interfering with the will of God, much like antibiotics, medications, and any life saving device does, then yes... by all means, it's a fact.

Otherwise, you're just spouting off some religious bullshit you've been handed down and never questioned, and I, for one, would appreciate you keeping your bible (or other religious dogma) out of my body and out of my government.

Anonymous said...

The bible doesn't call it murder. Causing a miscarriage isn't murder according to Romans. The only life that matters is the mothers.

Anonymous said...

Oh 159, I'm so sorry.

Anonymous said...

159 - I hope everything is ok, I'm so sorry.

Anonymous said...

I believe they are actually praying for more and more people to lose their jobs so they can say "we told you so".
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Yep. Same reason McConnell, Boehner et al. vowed to block anything Obama wanted. Better to fail, in their view, than have the "enemy" succeed at what's right for the country.

Anonymous said...

159- hoping for the best- sending good thoughts your way.

106- spot.on.

Anonymous said...

159, so very sorry to hear this.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned (yet) the long post about that poor, poor woman and her broken foot which is apparently more painful and awkward than anything anybody else has experienced... ;-)

Anonymous said...

"My broken foot feels funny! Help me, Peas! Should I get back in to the Dr. ASAP??!!"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203166

It's amusing when people think marijuana and meth are on the same level.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3202741&pg=10


How would Karalynn Tyler know how invasive an abortion is if she's never had one?

Anonymous said...

159 here. My SIL has been contacted by my BIL's commander. It's serious but not life threatening anymore. Something involving an IED and a firefight. He should be arriving in Germany pretty soon, and my in laws are sending my SIL over to be with him.

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler got pregnant out of wedlock and she had to get an abortion. It was during that time that she was fooling around with women, you know, her being curious.

Anonymous said...

159... thanks for the update. Wishing your BIL well!

Anonymous said...

Can I ask a real question? :-) Don't jump on me...

I know there was a thread previously about tween boys turning smelly (LOL). My DS is almost 12 and has suddenly developed the most horrendous breath! (Saw the dentist not long ago, so I don't think it's something like decaying gums or poor toothbrushing.)

He's got a bit of B.O. too, but I don't think it's excessive... That breath is insane though. Somebody tell me it's just a phase please!! We're trying mouthwashes, brushing more often, drinking more water... not helping much.

Anonymous said...

hey 174, I'm a little ashamed I laughed at that. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Brush after every meal and floss. If your boy still has bad breath, it could be sinus issues or digestive issues. You might talk to his physician.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203149
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What a bunch of fucking hysterical COWARDS rightwingers are. Way to be patriotic you steaming piles of dog shit. You're such upstanding Americans that when you lose an election, you turn and run like the fucking cowards you are. I'll bet you make your parents and forebears proud you pathetic fucks.

Anonymous said...

And they'd just end up having to pay MORE in taxes as a result of leaving. I truly shake my head at the knee-jerk reactions of people sometimes. We can be so impulsive, add that to an online message board and people are full of empty threats.

Anonymous said...

Squillen drove to my house and tried to sell me some cookies.

Anonymous said...

Good riddance to them. Better demographics for democrats if they take their lily white asses to some imaginary racially pure utopia. Funny thing is, unless they are moving to one of the Arab states, they'll probably end up somewhere more liberal or more diverse than the US anyway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203213

Srsly, OP???? Wow. Just. Wow.

Anonymous said...

That's right, 182. DEFINITELY less Christian. Well....less fundamentally Evangelical.

Anonymous said...

Pakistan was about the only foreign country that hated Obama's re election as much as the rethuglicans. Maybe they can all move there.

Anonymous said...

Iran would be a good bet for Obama hater too. LOL

Anonymous said...

176- 178 is spot on. It could be the hormones, or it could be an imbalance elsewhere.

159- goodnews! hope his recovery is uneventful, best to you all, and thank you (him) for his service.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203280

Hey! Maybe we'll get lucky and she will leave 2P, never to return.

Anonymous said...

benghazigate. coming now to a petraeus thread near you. even peality came out of post re election seclusion for this one. the wing nuts are back on message.

Anonymous said...

Ruth Margaret.

Anonymous said...

MARCO RUBIO FOR PRESIDENT!!! See???? He's a hispandex and he probably speaks espanol and he's a republican! See???? We're not racist! He may be a brown guy but he's OUR fucking brown guy!

Anonymous said...

Reba McIntyre has no lips. That is all.

Anonymous said...

I wish that every fucking wingnut who threatens to leave the US would just go ahead and LEAVE. Fucking spine-less, lily-livered traitorous scumbags.

Anonymous said...

Totally, 193. They'd be in for a rude fucking awakening if they actually did move someplace like Canada. Guess what, frother bitches--your kind isn't king anymore! Build a bridge and get over it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3203219

So if peainmominca thinks Bill Clinton should have resigned after his in-office affair, she'd be okay with David Vitter/Newt Gingrich/every other cheating Republican resigning, too? And what should happen to Rush Limbaugh (is a big fat idiot)?

Anonymous said...

I know, right, 189? This is the best news those gals have had all week. I bet they're whistling Dixie out of their assholes right now. Benghazi!

Anonymous said...

Good riddance to them. Better demographics for democrats if they take their lily white asses to some imaginary racially pure utopia. Funny thing is, unless they are moving to one of the Arab states, they'll probably end up somewhere more liberal or more diverse than the US anyway.



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Been trolling around the darker corners of teh internets and OMG THE HILARITY. Wingnuts everywhere threatening to leave the socialist shithole of the US for - get this..... Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Switzerland, etc.

Completely clueless that there's no place in the civilized world they can go with less SOCIALISM than the US.

It's completely apparent to me why conservatives hate education.




Oh and BENGHAZIIIIIIIII!

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

Anonymous said...

BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!!1!!! is the new SOCIALISM!!!!!11!

Last smacker blog beeeeeyotch said...

Love you 191! And... last smacker!

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