Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Space 12/12/12

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Anonymous said...

Thanks, Jane!

Anonymous said...

I envision CrafterBeth as the driver of a minivan or station wagon whose back window is completely covered with 26.2/13.1/10K/5K stickers, to the point that she can't see out the back window. I also envision people who know her and see her car often laughing at her obsession.

I do admire runners and other healthy-pursuit people.

Anonymous said...

At the bottom, CrafterBeth has a custom made "Ask Me About My Hysterectomy" bumper sticker.

Anonymous said...

Ok I Like Crafter Beth fine but LOLd at that one.

Anonymous said...

Thanks cakediva!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209582

Kaminer resurfaces to shill another product. Wasn't she trying to recruit people at the pod to sign up forl her last MLM venture?!

Anonymous said...

The pod (and the world) would be so much better off if these white trash cunts were gone from it. They are all such huge pieces of low life, trashy, shit.


Ms. Green Genes
SabrinaM
Pinky Zebra
Country Ham
Lauren
Burning Feather
Lynlam
Slybar
Cindosha
Squillen
Sharl
Mrs Tyler
Nightowl Scrapper
MochasMom

Anonymous said...

Thanks cakediva!
December 12, 2012 8:37 PM

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That is just the FUNNIEST. JOKE. EVER. Fuck, I die laughing from the hilarity.

Cake Diva! Snort! So fucking hilarious!!!

Anonymous said...

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small, world.

Anonymous said...

165 Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3207284&pg=2

maybe mirah reads the blog so she changed her name??

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It looks like she removed her post. Wonder why, hmmm.....

Anonymous said...

165Anonymous said... 165 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3207284&pg=2

maybe mirah reads the blog so she changed her name??

December 12, 2012 6:57 PM

She's no stranger to changing her name regularly. It's not the first time, probably more like the 6th.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209551

Isn't Sammel basically a teachers' aide?

Anonymous said...

This is how Mrs. Tyler "teaches" children about the sacrifices made during WWII:

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Posted: 12/12/2012 7:14:30 PM
I show my 7th graders the American Girl movie called "Molly- An American Girl on the Homefront" and have students create a list of the things Americans did to "do their part" of the war effort. The movie is perfect and has so many examples- rationing, mom taking a job (Rosie the Riveter style), victory gardens, USO type shows, collecting metal and cloth to repurpose for wartime efforts, men enlisting, selling war bonds, taking in a child from London, etc. it really shows just how normal it all was- it was expected and American didn't question the government expecting it of them."

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I am shocked that Mrs. Tyler shows her kids a movie instead of actually engaging their brains. Shocked, I tell you!

Actually, we all know she's a joke of a teacher and this confirms my suspicion that she does only the bare minimum. Kids watching a movie gives her more time to pea. Yay! The only thing better than showing them movies so you can Pea is Peaing during state wide testing.

Anonymous said...

Do you really think that's the *ONLY* thing she does, is show a movie? You're as dumb as they come.

Whine that someone here is *taking up for her*. Hardly but have fun saying it. Oh and no, before you guess, I'm not her.

Anonymous said...

13 must be the one hell bent on constantly typing out mrst's full name. Too much energy spent on trying to get someone to pop up on a google search (probably by an employer). Here's a tip, get a job. She has one so no one is googling her.

Anonymous said...

I would say they are a little too old for a movie based on a doll though. There are no education films? History documentaries?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for not bring a total moron, 16.

And where did I post Mrs. Tyler's full name in an effort to point search engines here? You're a bit frothy and I think it's clouding your reading comprehension. I used her Pea name because I find 'typhus' juvenile. Perhaps you'd prefer that?

Anonymous said...

Also, I have a job. Self employed & still pea a thousand times less than Mrs. T. I don't have kids I'm neglecting while I pea, either. But carry on in your defense of a teacher who barely has a grasp on grammar and spelling.

She should be worried a parent will google her and find the hateful shit she spews at the bukkit. You can bet your ass I'd complain if I were a parent and found her two peas account. The idiot doesn'take it hard to figure out who she is.

Anonymous said...

Here's something I've been thinking about for quite some time:

Many peas rant and rave about other peas that are lazy, non-working SAHM's or wives that don't work. They spout huge amount of venom about people on the "government dole" and entitlement programs.

Okay - so they hate lazy people. I get that. HOWEVER - here it comes:

The majority of the venom-spewing Peas are AT WORK posting and posting and posting - on COMPANY time! I'm astounded by some of their post counts.

And let's fact it - they are stealing from their company when they are on the internet and NOT working. Oh, I know - they all say "I'm allowed to to be on the internet" or "I do it on my break and lunch hour". Yeah - right.

I don't believe for one moment someone can have that many posts and only post occasionally. Mrs. T is a prime example of cheating the system. I seriously doubt their employers have any idea how much some of these women are wasting company resources by being on Two Peas. I'm surprised some of them haven't lost their jobs.

Anonymous said...

busypea is the worst at work poster offender.

Anonymous said...

she shows a fucking doll movie? I'd be pissed if that were my kid- show them Shindler's List or any other ACADEMY AWARD WINNING/NOMINATED movie, but a fucking Mattel based story?

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 21, you know she can't show that movie. It has profanity and gasp, sex!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209637

I was wondering where she was and walah! She pops up with yet another stupid question.

How did this woman live to be 65? Miracle? There must be a God!

Anonymous said...

Lauren seems to have left a very big hole in the P-board and Captain K is doing her best to fill it:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3209654&pg=1

I nominate Captain K for Board Bully AND Biggest Bitch AND Stupidest on the board.

Woo-hoo! Triple nomination! Way to go, Captain K!

Anonymous said...

#165, #210, I figure Mariah removed her posts because she was actually a real bitch on that thread and only like one or two people called her out on it. Everyone else was kissing her ass and feeling sorry for her because she very stupidly fucked up her own cards. She's a nasty piece of work, but demands attention and worship. We talked about it, so she deleted.

Anonymous said...


Captain K can never be as pathetically vile as the white trash cunts listed in #7.

Speaking of white trash, what ever happened to that lady from Alaska with the creepy doll babies who loved Sarah Palin, Putasockinit or something?

Or that trashy woman from Florida with all the step-son/son in law issues. Goingnuts? She had a cartoon squirrel as her a avatar, but later changed it to a self-pic of an older woman with long scraggly grey hair.

Anonymous said...

Totally Random comment:

HeyI - I just saw Peabay's sister on an episode of The Mentalist. She's a good actress, pretty lady too.

Anonymous said...

Goingnuts was a classier version of Burning Feather.

Anonymous said...

What DID happen to Goingnuts" Did she hair-flip out?

And another nutter was Froog. Had an avatar of her ugly feet - {{{shudder}}} She really was white trailer trash.

Anonymous said...

Everyone else was kissing her ass and feeling sorry for her because she very stupidly fucked up her own cards.

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She deleted ALL her posts not just that one.

There goes your theory, moran.

Anonymous said...

"I was wondering where she was and walah! She pops up with yet another stupid question."

It's voilà, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

walah - LOL

It's the texting version of that word. All the kewl kids write walah now.

Anonymous said...

Everyone else was kissing her ass and feeling sorry for her because she very stupidly fucked up her own cards.

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Now we know NICU Ashley is a blog bitch! Her post on that thread was all full of bullshit.

HI ASHLEY!

Anonymous said...

Yes I am sure she was d y i n g of curiouslity abotu wether mariah2 sent out her Cmas cards. I know I was, that's why I go looking for a thread I never even posted on, just to see what happened.

In fact I am dying to find out if every pea sent out their Christmas cards, biting my nails with anxiety over their cards fer sure.

Anonymous said...

I like Captain K. Sorry you are butt hurt over her.

Anonymous said...

I thought Froog came back. Is she Kaleidoscope, maybe?

Anonymous said...

And I'm pretty sure Captain K is a Lauren alter. She just showed up again last week after Lauren slunk off in shame.

Anonymous said...

35 what is there to like about Cunty K? She is so obviously Lauren it isn't even funny.

Anonymous said...

Schindler's list has absolutely NOTHING to do with the American involvement/experience of WWII.

Anonymous said...

Then show the kids an edited version of Saving Private Ryan. A story based on an overpriced doll collection is NOT history. And showing that story in movie form is NOT teaching.

I'd be pissed if my middle-school kids' teacher dumbed down to that extent, too.

Anonymous said...

Captain K is Lauren, proof?

Anonymous said...

People are always saying Captain K is Lowrent. I don't think so--Captain K is a bitch in the non-Lauren category.

Anonymous said...

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Ditto this. Different towels are folded different ways, depending on where they are stored. I love from my towels to fit neatly in their spot. I used to roll my towels in my master bath. I recently started folding though because it is easier and I can make them fit just as easily.
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Anonymous said...

I like Captain K. Sorry you are butt hurt over her.
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You must be Captain K because nobody in their right mind likes that miserable witch!

Anonymous said...

We should make a Two Peas drinking game. Take one shot when:

-CrafterBeth mentions running and/or her hysterectomy. Double shots for posts in which she mentions both.

-STM mentions her second home.

-Childofgrace asks a stupid question.

On second thought, I'd be drunk all the time.

Anonymous said...

Shitumommy is an obnoxious bitch. I swear I'm going to hair flip an her sorry pompous ass one of these days!

Anonymous said...

What did CK say about BethAnne that was so bad that KikiNicole deleted her post (in the scrapower lost job thread)?

Anonymous said...

CaptK said "I'm at chemo. No, wait. . That's you." bethannes cancer is back and captk poked her about it. It was really a low blow.

Anonymous said...

I've been saying Captain K is nothing but a troll ever since she showed up on the board. I've never taken her seriously because she posts so much crap.

But you know the "pea rules" : If you have a high enough post count and have been around long enough, you're golden.

As for her being Lauren. I don't think so, but it is an interesting theory. Guess I need to pay more attention to CK's posts.

On the other hand - no. Can't stand to read her bullshit.

Anonymous said...

30Anonymous said... 30 Everyone else was kissing her ass and feeling sorry for her because she very stupidly fucked up her own cards.

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She deleted ALL her posts not just that one.

There goes your theory, moran.

December 13, 2012 10:19 AM

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Uhhhhhhhhhhh no she didn't dumbass.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=user&user_id=526154

Anonymous said...



CaptK said "I'm at chemo. No, wait. . That's you." bethannes cancer is back and captk poked her about it. It was really a low blow.
December 13, 2012 12:22 PM

That clinches it. If she's not L'Urine, then she's sure channeling L'Urine's nasty low blows.

What a fucking asshole.

Anonymous said...

"At one house I roll in the master and in the other house I fold because of the cabinetry for each room."
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I just threw up in my mouth. A lot, not a little. What a pretentious ass.

Anonymous said...

41 of course there is no proof that K is Lauren alter. You know that. It's a damn good guess, tho.

Anonymous said...

Uhhhhhhhhhhh no she didn't dumbass.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=user&user_id=526154

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uhhh yes she did DUMBASS.

All those posts were made under the benem or whatever name. Even the post she made about her relative getting hit by a car and asking for prayers, she deleted.

Care to revise your bullshit theory?

Anonymous said...

I just went and looked at one of my threads where she made 3 comments and all gone too.

Anonymous said...

54 Are you fucking dense? Seriously? Dates dear, dates. Fucking morons roaming the blog!

Here's ONE from October dumbass. Change the search to 6 months at the bottom.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3196249#30395578

Anonymous said...

55Anonymous said... 55 I just went and looked at one of my threads where she made 3 comments and all gone too.

December 13, 2012 12:52 PM

Either you are a liar or she conveniently deleted SOME posts.

Anonymous said...

Mariah as Benem in September. (Not that I give a shit about her posting) Just went to check since someone said she's deleted EVERYTHING.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3192328#30329870

Anonymous said...

When you change your name it also changes the name on past posts. Those were posted under mariah and now she's Benem.

Mariah and Benem have the same pea #

Anonymous said...


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Posted: 12/13/2012 10:54:28 AM
A beloved family member confessed to a drug addiction that no one knew about or would have predicted. As a result, this person has now been diagnosed with severe clinical depression and PTSD, lost their job, been dragged through the media and will face criminal charges. It's been a very tough path to walk with them.


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209628


The "media"?

Anonymous said...

52 Anonymous said... 52
"At one house I roll in the master and in the other house I fold because of the cabinetry for each room."
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I just threw up in my mouth. A lot, not a little. What a pretentious ass.


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Oh dear god - she IS giving CrafterBeth a run for the money on being THE most braggy & annoying pea poster ever. GAG

I'm guessing she reads here and is now doing it on purpose. Time to put her on ignore. Trolls hate it when you ignore them.

Anonymous said...

"CaptK said "I'm at chemo. No, wait. . That's you." bethannes cancer is back and captk poked her about it. It was really a low blow.
December 13, 2012 12:22 PM

That clinches it. If she's not L'Urine, then she's sure channeling L'Urine's nasty low blows.

What a fucking asshole."

Thanks for the reply. CK is a total and complete cunt.

Anonymous said...

60? You don't know what the media means? I think you do.

If this person was arrested it was probably on the news. Probably not "dragged" through the media but still.

Anonymous said...


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Do the other places recommended also offer 2 sided color cards? I am unhappy with the service at overnightprints.com.


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She must not be too embarrassed about her christmas cards. She's not hiding; she does the unannounced name change frequently. If she posted a thread saying "I CHANGED MY NAME", people would be bitching about that here too.

Anonymous said...

I think it's hilarious that Mariah2 changed her name to benem. She's pea 526,154. If you look at her post history, let's say page 9 from 6 months ago, you'll see her name on her posts with the same avatar as benem.

You can't fool us Mariah2!!!!!one!!111!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If this person was arrested it was probably on the news. Probably not "dragged" through the media but still.
December 13, 2012 1:29 PM

It's also easy to get dragged through the media if you're any kind of a minor public figure. Teacher, small town cop, business owner, school board member. The smaller the media market, the easier it is to become a media target.

Anonymous said...

It's the texting version of that word. All the kewl kids write walah now.

December 13, 2012 10:22 AM


No dumbass. Long before texting it was and still is only the moran kids that wrote walah. Or viola. Or any other illiterate version of your choice.

Anonymous said...

65, read 64. I don't think she's trying to fool you LOL. This is a regular occurence. Not that big of a deal. Why would she hide from you?

Anonymous said...

Sorry 68, I had bad timing on my post.

Anonymous said...

A story based on an overpriced doll collection is NOT history. And showing that story in movie form is NOT teaching.

I'd be pissed if my middle-school kids' teacher dumbed down to that extent, too.
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If you had any knowledge of American Girl Doll stories, you'd know that they are actually pretty historically correct; however, I agree that MIDDLE SCHOOL is a little old for that type of movie. Maybe 3rd graders would benefit from it, but most of the middle schoolers were probabl rolling their eyes.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3209067&pg=5

Give it a rest, kinleypea. How many final updates are you going to edit into your main post?

Anonymous said...

"It is a special piece to me and I would love to share it. My dad is the model, painted as Jesus on the cross. He used my G-Grandmothers Crown of Thorns plant around his head." Jill-of-all-Crafts

My thought on this, Holy fuck Batman I bet that's a real conversation starter.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209729

Anonymous said...

Several months ago, I got into it with an anonymous smacker who I really believe was janedoescrapper (her Pea name, not Jane who runs the blog). We were arguing about infertility. janedoescrapper claimed that someone had pm'd my comments to her at the bucket, which I do believe was an outright lie.

I mentioned my own infertility and the fact that I'd come to terms with it. Many of you here understood what I was saying and were very supportive.

I am nearly 5 months pregnant. I thought it would never happen and was okay with that. We are so, so happy and I have no idea why, but I wanted to share the news here, too.

Life deals us miracles sometimes, and I am enjoying mine. Thanks to all who offered kind and supportive words.

I sure hope the world doesn't end on the 21st ;)

Anonymous said...

Yay for 73!! Enjoy this time, congrats, and woohooo!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations 73! May parenthood be all you hoped.

Anonymous said...

AW congrats 73! Have fun being pregnant and even more fun once that sweet baby arrives.

Anonymous said...

The chemo comment by CaptainKunt was L'Urine level hatred, but I swear she gives off an LDS vibe from her other posts. And she's mentioned she has 4 kids.

Who fits the bill?

Bindersbee?
T-Rex?
JaquiB?
Rosaltha?

Hell, could it be Squillen? The comment was made on the same day Squillen was showing her racist ass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209723

Further proof that top tiers can say shit that would get nobodies smacked down.

Anonymous said...

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Posted: 12/13/2012 9:44:59 AM
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Sorry you're dealing with that. Guess the warnings not that long ago to not buying "fun" things like iPads once you got re-employed, after complaining about medical issues and unemployment, weren't so far off the mark. Probably wish you had that cash in savings now.

I'm sure you'll sneer, but something to think about in the future. Fun items ahead of savings is foolhardy.
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This ^ is what Captain K posted on SP's job loss thread. His/her/its comment to BethAnneM was on another thread a few weeks back.

Anonymous said...

78 you don't really think free bird is a top tier pea, do you???

Anonymous said...

Yes, I do. She's been around long enough to qualify and to not get called on being a bitch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209711

The OP is either lying or exaggerating. My-kids-aren't-the-favorite-grandkids is as overdone on 2P as my-MIL-hates-me-for-no-reason.

Anonymous said...

The closest Freebird ever gets to top-tier pea is posting on their threads. She's solidly in the "everyone knows who she is because she's there all the time" catergory.

Anonymous said...

Meh 82 my husband's bastard kids are "prefered" by my MIL over all of her other grandkids including the legitimate ones.

Anonymous said...

Classy, 84. I hope your stepkids don't hear you talking about them like that.

Anonymous said...

Healthy baby thoughts for #73. Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

What's the definition of a top tier pea, then? I thought it was one who's been around a long time, posted a shit ton, and doesn't get called on BS (unless it's overt--see Squillen and racism).

Anonymous said...

Maybe pea in-laws don't want to deal with pea daughters-in-law and their special snowflakes. Imagine STM or Captain K as a daughter-in-law.

Anonymous said...

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Sorry you're dealing with that. Guess the warnings not that long ago to not buying "fun" things like iPads once you got re-employed, after complaining about medical issues and unemployment, weren't so far off the mark. Probably wish you had that cash in savings now.

I'm sure you'll sneer, but something to think about in the future. Fun items ahead of savings is foolhardy.
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This ^ is what Captain K posted on SP's job loss thread. His/her/its comment to BethAnneM was on another thread a few weeks back.

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That comment could have come straight from Squillen's or SabrinaM.'s mouth/fingers.

L'Urine usually doesn't go for the financial digs. Not personal enough for her.

Anonymous said...

Am I not Top Tier Pea material because my MIL and I get along?


Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to be a Top Tier Pea.

Anonymous said...

CaptainK as SabrinaM makes more sense. Squillen is a racist asshole, but SabrinaM is more of a vicious scorekeeper, and despite her own financial irresponsibilities, is obsessed with how other Peas earn, spend, and manage their money.

Anonymous said...

Depends, 90. If your MIL is perfect and you just love her, you may be a tier one pea. If you hate your MIL and she hates you (or doesn't want to deal with you), you may be a tier one pea.

If you are normal, you are not a tier one pea.

Anonymous said...

So happy for 73.

Makes my bitchy cold heart all warm and tingly. Shit what the fuck is that?!?! A pleasant feeling of happiness for someone's good fortune?!?! Fuck!!!

Anonymous said...

67s Christmas list:

Dear Santa
I want a
1) sarcasm detector, mine is broken
2) extra lube for the giant stick up my ass

Anonymous said...

"It is a special piece to me and I would love to share it. My dad is the model, painted as Jesus on the cross. He used my G-Grandmothers Crown of Thorns plant around his head." Jill-of-all-Crafts

My thought on this, Holy fuck Batman I bet that's a real conversation starter.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209729

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Come on I can't be the only one who thinks it's fucked that she has picture of her dad as Jesus with her G-Grandmothers Crown of Thorns plant around his head???? That's some smackable shit right there.

Anonymous said...

Why did luvnythree change her avitar from that attractive heroin shreik picture to the new look at my tits shot?

Anonymous said...

Heroin sheik @@ damn you auto correct

Anonymous said...

I think it's kinda messed up too 95.

Anonymous said...

97, it's heroin CHIC, not sheik.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209764
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I have nothing nice to say, so I will just say nothing.

Anonymous said...

Shitzu Mommy really almost makes me miss TreeLover.

Anonymous said...

Heroin sheik @@ damn you auto correct

December 13, 2012 8:33 PM


lol. The heroin sheik of Araby? lol

Anonymous said...

peyote sheik to be more precise?

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ heroin sheik. I mean that's where heroin comes from, but I bet #96 did not know that.

Adding "sheik" to wallah, hippocrates, and moran.

Anonymous said...

Heroin sheik... I actually laughed out loud.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209772

Maybe the employees have heard you called you child a "little" and it annoys them as much as it annoys me.

Anonymous said...

I hate "Littles" as a synonym for kids. It's as bad as kiddos, hubby, goodies, tummy and appy. UGH!

Anonymous said...

Capt. K is a vicious twat. Really, is it necessary to be so callous just for attention? She wants to mentioned here so she goes over the fucking top. How sad it is that she tries so hard to get a mention or two?

I wouldn't want to be know for being such a raging bitch.

Anonymous said...

kidlet
tote Adorbs
hubs
lurve
fabo
fashionistas- I know this is a real word but for some reason seeing it on nsbr just screams trying to hard.

also very annoying words I see at the pod.

Anonymous said...

I forgot I also dislike LO or little one

Anonymous said...

oh I forgot about "kidlet" probably blocked it from my memory to suppress the rage. Reminds me of piglet, which as adorable, kidlet not so much. And all variations of hubby are equally annoying - hubs, hubster, hubbers.

Anonymous said...

97, it's heroin CHIC, not sheik.

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Thank you for clearing that up! I was wondering WTF 97 was talking about and imagining a Sheik shooting up!

Anonymous said...

Seen today on the "What was the last time you were sincerely complimented" thread -

Shitfacemmony wrote:
Late last night. It brought tears to my eyes.

I'm betting that the compliment was on her second home .....

Anonymous said...

^ oop should have been Shitfacemommy. damn fast inaccurate fingers

Anonymous said...

The worst of those words mentioned, to me, is "littles" it's so fucking self absorbed. Like they are little versions of you. They aren't, they are their own people, with thoughts and ideas different than yours, they aren't a fucking accessory to trot out whenever you want to show how goddamn special you think and your husband/wife are.

Anonymous said...

Add siggy and addy to those 107 and 108

Anonymous said...

104Anonymous said... 104 LMAO @ heroin sheik. I mean that's where heroin comes from, but I bet #96 did not know that.

Adding "sheik" to wallah, hippocrates, and moran.

December 14, 2012 6:11 AM

Don't forget *vulchers* and *phantom for fathom*.

Anonymous said...

VULCHAS!

Anonymous said...

It really shocks me that people can be so stupid when it comes to spelling when all Internet browsers have spell check nowadays.

Morans said...

104Anonymous said... 104 LMAO @ heroin sheik. I mean that's where heroin comes from, but I bet #96 did not know that.

Adding "sheik" to wallah, hippocrates, and moran.

December 14, 2012 6:11 AM



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Anonymous said...

If only all those kindergartners were armed and trained to stand their ground!! SECOND AMENDMENT REMEDIES!!!! GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

Anonymous said...

not even funny 121

Anonymous said...

whoa way toooo far

Anonymous said...

Oh now that guy's post is important to the bucketeers (yes, bucketeers). Idiots.

Anonymous said...

Waiting for Captain Asshole to post that anybody who sent their kids to public school in CT deserves what happened. She is just.that.awful.

Personally I am tearing up over the whole thing. I came here to distract myself while waiting for my car to be fixed. Can't go anywhere or do anything else.

Anonymous said...

And people, it has already started on the board, will use these children's blood to further their political agenda.

Let them be put to rest. Their bodies aren't even cold yet.

Anonymous said...

And the handwringing has begun. Save your breath and get used to it (we are already, right?), nothing is gonna change except even more guns in circulation.

Dead kindergartners are the price we pay for our "freedom".

Anonymous said...

They sell bullet-proof backpacks people. Problem solved!

Anonymous said...

FFS Kelpea on pg 4 of the shooting thread talk about grasping to be relevant.

Anonymous said...

My dd had to huddle in a back room of a store during a deadly gunfight.

Land of the free, my ass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3209821&pg=5

Of course the situation is worse for Jody than anyone else in America. We are damaging her health with all our talk of gun control. Wish we had an eyeroll smilie.

Anonymous said...

Every mass shooting is an affirmation of their belief that more guns would prevent them. Lather rinse repeat.

Meanwhile, the NRA/weapon manufacturers and sellers are laughing all the way to the bank.

What exactly can one buy with the blood of 20 preschoolers? A Hummer? A JetStream?

Anonymous said...

ABC reporting the shooter had asperger's.....watch all the aspie moms come out when that hits all the news outlets...

Anonymous said...

Just been reading the shooter thread. MergeLeft is a fucking moronic idiot.

Anonymous said...

Also Jodster is another fucking moronic idiot.

Anonymous said...

133 Anonymous said... 133
ABC reporting the shooter had asperger's.....watch all the aspie moms come out when that hits all the news outlets...

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Ah, yes. Because we all know ALL of the pea Aspy's are brilliant, wonderful, perfect, yet misunderstood children that can do no wrong. As someone else said: Rinse, lather, repeat.

Cant' wait until they all start freaking out. Good times. Good times.

Anonymous said...

Oh now that guy's post is important to the bucketeers (yes, bucketeers). Idiots.
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I know, two days ago he was just a troll, and now he's a terrorist.

Anonymous said...

Of course the situation is worse for Jody than anyone else in America. We are damaging her health with all our talk of gun control. Wish we had an eyeroll smilie.
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Imagine how damaging it was to those poor kids health. I normally don't like the "c" word but in this case what a cunt.

Anonymous said...

131Anonymous said... 131 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3209821&pg=5

Of course the situation is worse for Jody than anyone else in America. We are damaging her health with all our talk of gun control. Wish we had an eyeroll smilie.
***

Here you go for now: @@

MergeLeft is definitely displaying her bitch streak today.

Anonymous said...

I never understood the Jodster love. She should be fooling nobody with her post history.

Anonymous said...

She's got the peas snowed, or they're even dumber than I thought. There was a thread a few months back in which Peabay and some others were praising Jodster for being nice and blah blah blah. I've only been there for two years, and I went, What the fuck?!

Anonymous said...

Sensitive topic for sure, but maybe violence was less 20+ years ago because mentally challenged people were put in homes rather than mainstreamed into society.

Anonymous said...

MergeLeft is definitely displaying her bitch streak today.

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Quote from MergeLeft:

This is not your tragedy.

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How is it any more her tragedy living in Houston, than someone living in Canada?

I guess she doesn't understand that the senseless killing of children is everyone's tragedy.

Anonymous said...



Sensitive topic for sure, but maybe violence was less 20+ years ago because mentally challenged people were put in homes rather than mainstreamed into society.
December 14, 2012 3:11 PM

ITA.

All the "Aspie" and "On the spectrum" moms may flip their fucking wigs, but that shit is just mental illness with a new label slapped on it.

And there is way too much bad parenting being excused away by the spectrum.

Anonymous said...

FFS, MergeLeft is cracking up. She needs to STFU-she's starting to resemble Typhus with her obsessive need to have the last word.


And she's acting like the stereotypical obnoxious American asshole.

Just STFU Merge. You need to go pop a Xanax or something

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Merge is now in the running for twunt of the week at the pod.

Jesus, she needs to walk away from the computer and shut her fat yap.

Anonymous said...

"And there is way too much bad parenting being excused away by the spectrum."



Amen to that. All of the IEP's and Five-O this and Five-O that plans. The explosion of "special needs" kids is really alarming. And NONE, absolutely NONE of their problems are the result of them simply being spoiled brats parented by helicopter parents.

Lord help us all when all of the "special kids" are unleashed on the general public, going to college or doing jobs where their parents can no longer protect them from the world.

Anonymous said...

We all need a laugh today, and here is the thread that will provide it. What a ding dong.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209849

Anonymous said...

misshair's name fits. She's dumber than a pile of hair.

Wonder if she's related to DoDogsHaveBrains/2peafaithful

And ~Amanda~ is a fucktard, too. She thought crasins were cranberry flavored raisins?? Why the fuck are these idiots breeding?

Proof positive there is no GOD. How could an omniscient, benevolent god let assholes like this procreate?

Anonymous said...

I never used to get the batya hate, but after watching her shit all over that school shooting thread and turn it into a raging gun debate, I'm seeing the light.

That bitch will use anything-even a school shooting-to start an argument with people and turn every fucking thing into some sick kind of debating game.

And boo to all the fools who took her bait.

Anonymous said...

This thread is repulsive.



Yes, it is. I never meant for this to happen - I was worried about the kids and the staff.
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Bollocks, ratqueen just wanted to be the first to report it.

Anonymous said...

after the way peas like batya, Nightfoul, and MergeLeft acted on that thread, I'd say ratqueen is the last one we should be criticizing.

And, FFS, that nutjob Ron is back spouting off more predictions of another rampage this weekend.

Fucking creepy.

Anonymous said...

The OH Great Peabay has spoken on that thread, now there will be 100 ass-kissing ITA's.

Anonymous said...

She gets on my nerves at times, but Peabay is 1000% correct.

That thread is a shit storm of ugly bitches showing their true colors.

Anonymous said...

That's dumbass with the ron thing. Many people believe in the superstition that things comes in threes. Many also believe that these events cause copy cats or other dimwits to lose control and go off. Unless he's saying something that he couldn't possibly know like a location or name then it is just bluster and BS.

Anonymous said...

Unless he's saying something that he couldn't possibly know like a location or name then it is just bluster and BS.
December 14, 2012 6:04 PM

Which is exactly why he'll hang around the pod.

Those stupid cunts just take his bait, post to him, get all in a dither about the FBI, and give the troll all the attention it's craving.

Same reason that L'Urine, rainbowcrapper, and Skyfart are comfy in their little troll pea pods.

Anonymous said...

She gets on my nerves at times, but Peabay is 1000% correct
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Can't pull yourself out of peabay's ass even over here?

Anonymous said...

Ron reminds me of meat. The self aggrandizing "you can't imagine the shit I've seen" , super secret squirrel type.

Anyone else?

Anonymous said...

Yes me too 158. That's why I think he is just full of shit.

Anonymous said...

And anyone with a dick always gets them all in a kefuffle. Either hating or nauseatingly worshipful. Every. Time.

Anonymous said...

All the "Aspie" and "On the spectrum" moms may flip their fucking wigs, but that shit is just mental illness with a new label slapped on it.

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Have you always been that dumb, 144, or is it something new? @@

Anonymous said...

and here come the angry autism moms @@

Anonymous said...

Yep, 153, Princess Peabay has spoken, let's all kiss her feet and feed her chocolates.


Fucking ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209386

GeorgiaPea is an idiot of epic proportions.

Anonymous said...

Fucking ridiculous.
December 14, 2012 6:32 PM

Yes, you are.

Anonymous said...

Why the hell are the peas reporting that Ron guy to the FBI? Christ, they should take a spin on 4Chan.

Anonymous said...

Sup Peabay! @ 165

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3209886&pg=2

Where's Typhus on this thread? Oh yeah, because she would use her kids as a shield to get her fat ass to safety.

Anonymous said...

10 bucks says that Ron guy is Lauren off on one of her drunken rampages. She usually ramps up on Fridays . . .

Anonymous said...

We all need a good laugh, right?

http://angelamarvelphotography2.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

166Anonymous said... 166 Why the hell are the peas reporting that Ron guy to the FBI? Christ, they should take a spin on 4Chan.

December 14, 2012 6:45 PM

Shut up PLT

Anonymous said...

I think I'll hang out here for awhile. My Facebook wall is too depressing tonight.

Anonymous said...

I guess she doesn't understand that the senseless killing of children is everyone's tragedy.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++


And all your "what a tragedy"s and "I'm so sad" and "my heart goes out for those parents" and "praying" are cold fucking comfort for those parents.

Be sure and save some of your platitudes for the next gun massacre.

Anonymous said...

the u.s. is fucked. downward slide.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jody (and her cohorts) should volunteer to remove the dead children's presents from under their xmas trees. Volunteer to clean out their rooms. Make funeral arrangements. Take the siblings to counseling.

No? Just 'prayers' and a big "FUCK YEAH SECOND AMENDMENT!!" ?? Disgusting shitstains. In the name of Christ to boot.

Anonymous said...

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of elementary school children.” ~ Athena Runner

Anonymous said...

Lynloon can volunteer to go to the victim's homes and take 28 Santa stockings down. She can then burn them in a pyre dedicated to the NRA.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209898

No, WorkingClassDog, no one else is sad about today's tragedy.

Anonymous said...

still stuck on lynne 177?

Anonymous said...

New Topic Posted 9:18:28 PM by tyuill1976 in NSBR Board


tyuill1976
PeaNut

PeaNut 571,776
November 2012
Posts: 75
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Loc: Lafayette, Indiana Posted: 12/14/2012 9:18:28 PM
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I was reading all the post on the "Shooting at the Local Elem. School"! I came to some of the post where they were talking about the person who posted the thread about "Mass Shooting"! My hole reason for even posting is, why would that person even put something on a website like this! This is a SCRAPBOOK, HOBBY website. Right? I just could not imagine a true pea even posting something like that!



Tonya



++++++++++++

This chick (who sounds like darkangel) just joined and wants to know why this NEW guy is at the bucket. LOL

It's so sweet that she's FAMILY after 14 days.

Anonymous said...


tyuill1976
PeaNut

PeaNut 571,776
November 2012
Posts: 75
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Loc: Lafayette, Indiana Posted: 12/14/2012 9:36:42 PM
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I'm just not sure what to say, I want to say its sick, its sad, that someone could come to a site like two peas and put a little ding in our little family here. But after today and everything we have seen and been threw in years, I guess we should not be shocked. It just so heart breaking!



Tonya

Anonymous said...

Well, Lilina* has deleted most of her posts about her husband cheating. Guess there won't be a million more updates?

Anonymous said...

I thought teachers were socialist union thugs and icky lazy mooching bums? The RWNJ's want to ARM them now?

They make my brain spin.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 178. I thought the same thing. Leave it to a pea to try to make it all about them, which is what the next few weeks are going to be.

Anonymous said...

Oh holy hell jodster. Your fucking blood pressure is going up because of the anti gun arguments? Just STFU you insufferable one trick pony brained fucktard. At least you can still register a blood pressure, unlike the victims. How about this? Don't fucking worry jodster, keep reading. Your minute lizard brain will be unaffected if you blow a gasket due to your "blood pressure". No one will notice the difference asswipe.

Anonymous said...

:::claps::: for 185.

Like 184 said, some peas want to make it all about them. And Jodster's the worst about it.

Anonymous said...

Ron is probably that weird creep Angie married. The hunter. Or it could be Flimflams gun nutter husband.

Anonymous said...

187Anonymous said... 187 Ron is probably that weird creep Angie married. The hunter. Or it could be Flimflams gun nutter husband.

December 14, 2012 9:55 PM

Maybe it's a relative of "i love cookies".

Anonymous said...

Hey Jody - why don't you volunteer to wipe the kindy blood and brains off the floors and walls of that classroom?

It'll calm you right down and take your precious, beautiful mind off of ugly, terrible subjects like gun regulations.

Skybar said...

Classrooms need more Jeebus. Rev. Offeringplate on channel 2726 said so. Also said this is punishment for the Muslin Usurpers' relection and the fouling of God's favorite country by the existence of libruls.

I encourage everyone to watch. It's being replayed at 2:30am.

Anonymous said...

Wow, true colors for sure came out today on that mega massacre thread. On both side.

Anonymous said...

Talk - and tears - are cheap.

Anonymous said...

It's really too bad all those NRA/Second Amendment/Founding Fathers nuts aren't restricted to muzzle-loaders.

Anonymous said...

Peafrect:

I've been thinking about this a lot today. The Aurora theater shooting happened in a theater that did not allow concealed weapons. It was the only theater of 10 or more in the area that did not allow concealed weapons. The theater was also the farthest away from where the shooter lived. This theater was one of the smallest in the area too. Is it a coincidence that he chose the only theater that did not allow concealed weapons? I don't think so. He knew no one would be able to shoot back.







______________________________________


This Wyatt Earp movie fantasy shit just bloggles me.

Ya think that multiple random people opening fire in a crowded, dark, smokey, chaotic theater ( or a crowded mall or classroom) is the solution?? Nope, nothing could go wrong in that scenario.

And guess what happens to those gun-wavin' 'heros' when the cops show up?


Fucking morons.

Anonymous said...

Valincal was spot on in the gun thread.

Unforch, the people who most need to recognize the truth in her statement will be the ones to handslap her and turn away from the mirror she held up.

That's a shame.

Anonymous said...

That's dumbass with the ron thing. Many people believe in the superstition that things comes in threes. Many also believe that these events cause copy cats or other dimwits to lose control and go off. Unless he's saying something that he couldn't possibly know like a location or name then it is just bluster and BS.
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Yep, pretty much what I was saying two days ago or so but you said it better.

Anonymous said...

194Anonymous said... 194 Peafrect:

I've been thinking about this a lot today. The Aurora theater shooting happened in a theater that did not allow concealed weapons. It was the only theater of 10 or more in the area that did not allow concealed weapons. The theater was also the farthest away from where the shooter lived. This theater was one of the smallest in the area too. Is it a coincidence that he chose the only theater that did not allow concealed weapons? I don't think so. He knew no one would be able to shoot back.







______________________________________


This Wyatt Earp movie fantasy shit just bloggles me.

Ya think that multiple random people opening fire in a crowded, dark, smokey, chaotic theater ( or a crowded mall or classroom) is the solution?? Nope, nothing could go wrong in that scenario.

And guess what happens to those gun-wavin' 'heros' when the cops show up?


Fucking morons.



December 14, 2012 11:20 PM

I don't see where that poster said "they should have been armed" or "the shooter should have been in one of the theatres that allows concealed guns". All I see is a statement about how he picked a particular theatre that didn't allow concealed guns.

You are reaching with her thoughts there. She didn't say anything about it being a good idea for people to shoot back. @@

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

If the shooter had screamed “Allah Akbar!” right before he executed 20 kindergartners Left Turn and all the rest of the gun-clutchers would most certainly want to discuss it - and do something about it - RIGHT NOW.

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