Saturday, February 23, 2013

Space 2/23/13

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Anonymous said...

First?!

Anonymous said...

I bet Jane was surprised when she saw that Space went to 536 posts in only a few days. Blame it on the share-too-much peas.

Lady Clairol said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223696

Burning Fool will have to chime in to remind us how special she was to go gray. Never mind the fact that it makes her look old.

Anonymous said...

Saturday has got to be the slowest day at the bucket. Boring.

Anonymous said...

3 Lady Clairol said... 3

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223696

Burning Fool will have to chime in to remind us how special she was to go gray. Never mind the fact that it makes her look old.
February 23, 2013 at 8:46 PM

Don't forget the fact that her daughter felt the need to over-share a pic of her first gray hair at what 25? lol

Anonymous said...

Her hair looks like shit. Very aging. Not an attactive gray. At all.

Anonymous said...

Skybars still dead?

Anonymous said...

Roger Mahony is a scumbag and I hope he burns in hell for eternity.

Anonymous said...

where were you cake diva?

Anonymous said...

looks like 'lovetodigi' hangs out here too, asking about Skybar, although she did try to not make it too obvious.

Anonymous said...

You guys have no clue who hangs out here most of the time.

Anonymous said...

"You guys"?
Don't you mean "we..."

Sometimes it's pretty easy to guess, someone here keeps posting that Skyfart is dead, then a thread pops up over there worried about Skyfart.
Don't need to be a rocket surgeon to work that out.

Anonymous said...

and you do 11?

Anonymous said...

13- No I have no clue most of the time and yes I mean "we". "We" just talk like we have a crystal ball. I think it is hilarious. We smack people half the time who are over here and never say a word.

Anonymous said...

umm 13 didn't bitch about your "we".

Anonymous said...

Ummmm 14 was just answering 12 and 13 about 11.... Wow that is confusing.

Anonymous said...

try to make sense or learn to copy and paste then.

oh, right, copy and paste is hard.

Anonymous said...

12- says

Don't need to be a rocket surgeon to work that out.

Anonymous said...

Thought the "we" would give it away.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223709

Of course it's a the most difficult child development course, Kelpea.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223709

She'll still have sex though.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223644

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Maybe I'm jealous, but these type of threads irritate me.

Anonymous said...

20 Anonymous said... 20
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223709

Of course it's a the most difficult child development course, Kelpea.

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Well of course it's the most advanced, complex and challenging class out there. A peas kid wouldn't take an average run of the mill normal class. They would be bored and so far ahead of all the other students it would be a waste of their time.

Anonymous said...

22- jealous of what?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223723

All she had to tell the pastor was that they were looking for church with more things for teens to do. Why even bother saying she didn't like some other member of the congregation.

Anonymous said...

24 it was just a preemptive strike against blog bitches. I figured someone would say I was jealous.

Anonymous said...

The only thing more stupid then typing *sigh* is typing *le sigh*.

Anonymous said...

22 - Well they irritate me because it is a brag thread. It would be easier for them to come out and say "Look what I got. Top that!"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223723

All she had to tell the pastor was that they were looking for church with more things for teens to do. Why even bother saying she didn't like some other member of the congregation.

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Working Class Dog is a grade A drama queen. She's the one who started the fatty massage thread, posted the massage place's name and then said she didn't mean for it to turn into a big thing. Yeah, sure.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't BergdoffBlonde just move? She is always going on and on and on about how shitty Florida is and how much better New Jersey (for reals) is. Now she is whining about the price for lobster there.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223723

All she had to tell the pastor was that they were looking for church with more things for teens to do. Why even bother saying she didn't like some other member of the congregation.
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Because that wouldn't be THE HIGHEST DRAMA OPTION.
OP is a big drama queen.

Anonymous said...

WorkingClassDog is always having a problem with someone. She's the same one who has trouble with her daughters teachers, the PTA, other parents, etc. She can't seem to get along with anyone.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223722

Is there ANYTHING this woman hasn't watched on tv or dvd? It's unbelievable all of the tv she watches. How does she even have time to eat, sleep and poop?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223284

Speaking of drama queens...enjoytotheend is really getting on my nerves. SHE DID NOT KNOW TRAVIS. At least two of the Peas have posted about knowing him personally, and she's acting like she was bff's with him and has way too much PERSONALLY invested in this trial.

What a fucking sicko. Must not have much else going on in her life if she has to attach herself to a sensational murder trial for some attention.

Anonymous said...

enjoytothend thinks just because her and Travis were both Mormon she knows him. LOL.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3223679&pg=2

God, Compwalla calm the F down. I'm pretty sure Sunny1213 meant that she herself was fat and sometimes felt embarrassed to go out in public or to the pool but the SIL made her feel better about it. She wasn't saying she thought fat people were digusting.

WTF??? Comp must be feeling extra fat today.

Anonymous said...

Shitty2homemommy waited until page 4 to tell the P world that her big house (aka the prison her DH lives in) is 4200 sq feet and the "much smaller second home" (aka the homeless shelter she lives in) is only 1800 sq feet.

Anonymous said...

compwalla really overreacted on that thread. someone must have told her she looked fat recently or something.

Anonymous said...

Any guesses on who the troll maddiesmum actually is?

Anonymous said...

Compwalla freaked out on the airplane seat recliner thread also, comparing seat recliners to people who try and get free dessert, spray pee on a toilet seat and leave and jump in line. She also called them assholes.

I used to think she was OK but lately she's been leaning toward loony town.

WTF is she bi polar or something?

Anonymous said...

Compwalla's always had a superiority complex. She's just not as constantly braggy about it as some others are. **coughbusypeacough**

CW's husband recently retired from the Air Force. Maybe she's having trouble adapting. Or realized she's a small fish in a big pond.

Anonymous said...

I recline the airplane seat and I set the hotel room alarm clock to blast at 3:45 am.

Anonymous said...

omg 27 I cannot STAND when people write
*le sigh*. It's a major pet peeve of mine. It's so dumb, really.

Anonymous said...

43 Anonymous said... 43
omg 27 I cannot STAND when people write
*le sigh*. It's a major pet peeve of mine. It's so dumb, really.

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I know, very annoying, unless you're a 15 yo French girl or in a Peppy Le Pew cartoon just don't do it.

Anonymous said...

"What would you do if your pastor spoke on a verse and explained it as one thing but you don't think the verse means that at all? Would you tell him you think he's off base?" BudgetMama

Of course a pea would know bible versus better then a pastor.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223811

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223284

Speaking of drama queens...enjoytotheend is really getting on my nerves. SHE DID NOT KNOW TRAVIS. At least two of the Peas have posted about knowing him personally, and she's acting like she was bff's with him and has way too much PERSONALLY invested in this trial.

What a fucking sicko. Must not have much else going on in her life if she has to attach herself to a sensational murder trial for some attention.
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I-95 called enjoytotheend a sycophant!!! BAHHHHHAAAA...it's so spot on!!

Anonymous said...

Test.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about that, haven't been able to post on the smack blog for two days. Get this shit figured out, Jane!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3223810&pg=3

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No one cares, Lousewife and that dress is hideous.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Sorry about that, haven't been able to post on the smack blog for two days. Get this shit figured out, Jane!

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WTF are you talking about? Jane doesn't need to figure any shit out - you need to figure your own shit out. The rest of us have been able to post just fine for the last 2 days.

Anonymous said...

Compwalla's getting called on her shit stirring!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3223679&pg=2

Anonymous said...

Compwalla needs to learn when to keep her mouth shut.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223842

She didn't know it had a name until tonight; she always thought her daughter was being overdramatic; but she knows her daughter has "sleep inertia"?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223843

I bet they watch anyway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223644

I want to see a post from a pea who DOESN'T claim her kid got into his/her first choice with honors programs and scholarships.

I also hope pea kids are smarter than their mothers. Damn, there's a lot of Unnecessary and Random Capitalizations in that thread.

Anonymous said...

"I once had to cut a hole in a formal dress because somebody decided I was a size 0. And it was cut up the dress or not attend. I rocked the altered dress." obsidian

I wonder where on the dress she "altered" it, I would love to see a picture of that.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3223679&pg=2

Anonymous said...

53 Anonymous said... 53

Compwalla needs to learn when to keep her mouth shut.

*****

Amen.

Anonymous said...

Compwalla's getting called on her shit stirring!

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By a troll. Possibly you?

Anonymous said...

WTF does it matter if it's a troll, a tier 1 or tier 3 pea. She needed a handslap, God I can't believe I just typed that, handslappers annoy me.

Anonymous said...

yOU have to have a real emptiness in life to even think of something like this for more than a passing moment

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223815

Anonymous said...

59 Anonymous said... 59

Compwalla's getting called on her shit stirring!

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By a troll. Possibly you?

*****

Uh, nope. Sorry that wasn't me.

Anonymous said...

The only thing more stupid then typing *sigh* is typing *le sigh*.

February 24, 2013 at 8:53 AM


Actually, typing "the only thing more stupid then typing sigh.." is far more more stupid THAN either of them. Oh, and "le sigh" is an internet meme. You must be getting old.

Anonymous said...

yOU have to have a real emptiness in life to even think of something like this for more than a passing moment

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223815

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The OP's obviously put A LOT of thought into that shit, too. The idiot has figured out how many points her couple friends are. What a whacko.

Anonymous said...

I was amazed at how few actors passed away this last
year.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bizarre brainless random comment of the night award goes to cadoodoo on the Oscar thread. Just picture her sitting there all amazed and shocked and shit.

Anonymous said...

65 Anonymous said...

Bizarre brainless random comment of the night award goes to cadoodoo on the Oscar thread.

*****

Y'know, when you rename the posters, half the time people don't know who the hell you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

Obvious to me.

Anonymous said...

wow 66 either has a crystal ball or multiple personality disorder. Y'know.

Anonymous said...

wow 66 either has a crystal ball or multiple personality disorder. Y'know.





Huh?

Anonymous said...

Horse meat found in Ikea's Swedish meatballs



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squillen
Tier 1 Baking Pea

PeaNut 133,550
February 2004
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Posted: 11/27/2011 1:50:46 PM
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I love the EXEPEDIT bookcases. They come in all different sizes - I have one that has 8 cubbies, and two that have 4 cubbies. I bought the baskets that fit in each cubby and they're perfect for holding toys, my piano music, cookbooks, you name it. The 8 cubby one is used as a console table in my living room, and the others flank my piano.

I have a lot of their dish sets - they're inexpensive and I use them for parties. I also love their floating shelves.

Make sure you have lunch (or dinner) in the IKEA cafeteria. Their swedish meatballs are yummy!
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Old Dogs are Best!

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Posts: 22,017
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You can now buy the frozen ones in the food market downstairs before exiting the store, and the gravy mix too! YES you MUST BUY the meatballs!!!

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LOL

Anonymous said...

well that wasa fun while it lasted, it's not in the U.S. meatballs.

or is it? LOL

Anonymous said...

63 Anonymous said... 63
The only thing more stupid then typing *sigh* is typing *le sigh*.

February 24, 2013 at 8:53 AM


Actually, typing "the only thing more stupid then typing sigh.." is far more more stupid THAN either of them. Oh, and "le sigh" is an internet meme. You must be getting old.

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I'm going with the stupidest thing of all is worrying about other peoples spelling/grammar on a lame ass smack blog.

Don't you have anything better to do with your time THAN correct anonymous strangers grammar mistakes on the internet?

Anonymous said...

Funny how Comp is so offended by seat recliners and compares them to ridiculous things. This coming from someone who admits she steals supplies from doctors offices while waiting for the doctor to come in the room.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223815

Agreed, 64. What a stupid fucking thread. Of course all the peas are hot and fuckable and their husbands get better looking every year. Idiots all.

Anonymous said...

22 - Well they irritate me because it is a brag thread. It would be easier for them to come out and say "Look what I got. Top that!"

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True, maybe that's what it is. I'm just tired of all the peas having these exceptional children be it sports, academics, or retardation. Yes, I said retardation. Doesn't anyone have average mediocre kids anymore?

Anonymous said...

Horse meat is in Ikea swedish meatballs? Oh well, I still love em and I won't stop shoving em into my pie hole!

Anonymous said...

http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe/2013/02/25/horse-meat-found-ikea-swedish-meatballs/ER0mNd1mWVBIUEuoa9D3XM/story.html?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed5

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I fucking hate you #70. The US ones aren't affected.

Anonymous said...

What does it matter that there is horse meat in IKEA meatballs, except if it isn't listed as an ingredient? It's healthier than beef. Sales are actually up in France and other European countries as people remember it's a healthy, cheap alternative to beef.

Anonymous said...

I'm not eating horse, dog, cat or anything from the insect world.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't anyone have average mediocre kids anymore?
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Of course they do. Most of them do but on any of those threads what does it add to the conversation to say your kid didn't get into college, or make the team. Next time there's a thread like that why don't you tell everyone about your unremarkable kid? Maybe you'll start a trend.

Anonymous said...

/eyeroll at 80.

Anonymous said...

77 Anonymous said... 77

http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe/2013/02/25/horse-meat-found-ikea-swedish-meatballs/ER0mNd1mWVBIUEuoa9D3XM/story.html?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed5

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I fucking hate you #70. The US ones aren't affected.
February 25, 2013 at 9:28 AM

Please try to keep up.

Anonymous said...

LMAO at 72 for taking all the time to quote and bitch about being corrected. All butthurt are you? *le eye roll*

Anonymous said...

^^ easily amused ^^

Anonymous said...

Thx to the lexicographers at Oxford Dictionaries who added a fresh round of tech jargon to its online English dictionary, you can now look up words like "thx."

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That sux.

Anonymous said...

Next time there's a thread like that why don't you tell everyone about your unremarkable kid? Maybe you'll start a trend.

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Maybe I'll start by telling them about unremarkable posters on the smack blog.

Anonymous said...

FWIW I've found that the mediocre kids are the hardest workers. I'd rather have mediocre than remarkable. It's been my experience that remarkable really means entitled

Anonymous said...

"I was hallucinating at that point," Ben Affleck said backstage with regards Obama's presentation of the Best Picture Oscar to his film "Argo." "I was asking people, 'was that Michelle Obama?'

LOL Who?

Anonymous said...

FWIW I've found that the mediocre kids are the hardest workers. I'd rather have mediocre than remarkable. It's been my experience that remarkable really means entitled
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I don't think remarkable means entitled, but I've observed that the brightest kids never really learn how to study. Everything in the early years comes to them too easily, so when they get to things they can't pick up right away (say, higher maths or a foreign language), they don't know how to study. Then they get discouraged and give up.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I'll start by telling them about unremarkable posters on the smack blog.
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I wouldn't dream of telling you not to post about yourself. Go for it.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't anyone have average mediocre kids anymore?
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Not in PeaLand. Even the IEP kids have off-the-chart IQ's.

Anonymous said...

Re: enjoytotheend

Must not have much else going on in her life if she has to attach herself to a sensational murder trial for some attention.
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I guess that's how Mormon spinsters spend their free time. Maybe she is going to be glued or sealed or whatever to Travis in the afterlife. :P

Anonymous said...

92 Anonymous said... 92
Re: enjoytotheend

Must not have much else going on in her life if she has to attach herself to a sensational murder trial for some attention.
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I guess that's how Mormon spinsters spend their free time. Maybe she is going to be glued or sealed or whatever to Travis in the afterlife. :P

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I play a psychiatrist on the internet I think she's built up a fantasy in her head that if he hadn't been killed they would have some how met up and he would have married her and knocked her up repeatedly.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't dream of telling you not to post about yourself. Go for it.
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This is really the best comeback you have?
Go back to tending, I mean helicoptering, your exceptional middle schooler.

Anonymous said...

Gad sammel cannot function without the peas. She is an idiot.

Anonymous said...

I'm not annoyed by one thread for college acceptances/prom pictures/graduation pictures/cute things kids say, etc. I get being excited and proud and wanting to share with your "friends"

What annoys me is when people act like their kid is the ONLY one to accomplish/do ---fill in the blank---.

Anonymous said...

Is that really the best pic clee could find of her child in her avatar? I really don't understand those types of pictures. Kids with snot and food all over their faces. Making exaggerated expressions and a mess full of toys or whatever they are playing with.

I'm not a huge fan of the super posed oh so perfect picture either but come on, I'm sure you can find a cute casual photo.

Anonymous said...

What happened to providing links to what you're talking about? Why did that stop?

Anonymous said...

Sammel aka old pea new name is all over page 1, no links needed.

Anonymous said...

Do you really need a link to see clee's avatar? It was a general comment not about a particular thread.

Anonymous said...

Sammel is losing it. LOL

Anonymous said...

It stopped with the influx of teh stoopids.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223985

Maybe Yahoo found out they had a bunch of pea employees who were peaing on the clock all day. Funny that two of the worst offenders--busypea and Compwalla--are two of the most offended.

Anonymous said...

This is really the best comeback you have?
Go back to tending, I mean helicoptering, your exceptional middle schooler.
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Awww, I thought it was pretty good. Much better than yours, you should work on that. My kids are regular kids, not exceptional, so I guess neither of us had anything to say on that thread.

Anonymous said...

don't forget DELIGHTFUL!! You are a fucking loser of a mother unless your teens are DELIGHTFUL 24/7.

Guess what? I bet most of those DELIGHTFUL teens are lead dogs in the nerd herd and ride the short bus while licking the windows. Of course those helicopter moms have DELIGHTFUL teens. The kid doesn't have a choice when they are shackled to momma 24/7 and she still breastfeeds them at lunch.

Anonymous said...

100 Anonymous said... 100

Do you really need a link to see clee's avatar? It was a general comment not about a particular thread.

*****

I don't even know wth clee is so yes. And it was a general statement, not about one specific linkless post.

Anonymous said...

106 = newbie

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3224031

Awwwww..... poor really red. I was a single mom for years and not once did I ever complain about it.... to anyone.

Anonymous said...

#108 "I was a single mom for years and not once did I ever complain about it.... to anyone. "

Proof positive that you're from the bucket. Who else wears the martyr badge like a Pea?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223977

Once again Maureen nails it ragging on Annabella.

Anonymous said...

I know 108. She needs to suck it up!

Anonymous said...

I don't get how Annabella comes up with some of the shit she comes up with. What a freakin fruitcake

Anonymous said...

don't forget DELIGHTFUL!! You are a fucking loser of a mother unless your teens are DELIGHTFUL 24/7.
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that idiot Maryland (who apparently used to be an attorney) can't understand that teenage girls can be cranky. What a fucking dimwit.

Anonymous said...

What's with all the posting and deleting that's been going on lately? Anybody else notice it?

Anonymous said...


I guess that's how Mormon spinsters spend their free time. Maybe she is going to be glued or sealed or whatever to Travis in the afterlife. :P

February 25, 2013 at 3:23 PM
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glued. lmao. perfect!

Anonymous said...

I <3 Mo.

Anonymous said...

Is "Mo" short for Moron?

Anonymous said...

What's with all the posting and deleting that's been going on lately? Anybody else notice it?

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I'm pretty sure it is a glitch...if someone posts using the app, it does not post right away. From what I can tell, as soon as someone posts from the regular site, the other post will show up as well.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3224060

Is this a joke? One minute she is whining about being broke, and now she is complaining about her cruise??? Is she for real??

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3223988&pg=3

Is it my imagination, or does the thread title say "age at first child," not "age at each child/pregnancy/missed period?"

Anonymous said...


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3224060

ADD lousewife:


DH checked the forecast and it looks like more of the same miserable weather we're having here at home...except we'll be in Cozumel instead.

I'm sort of glad we didn't book our shore excursion yet...because all the ones we wanted to do are "weather permitting" type things. But it also means I'm probably not going to need the sun screen.

Any suggestions on what to do on a cruise when the weather is terrible? I mean, besides making sure we have sea sick meds.

I bet Penny would call that Karma!!

Anonymous said...

You need to post that 121!!!! That or say that maybe during downtime, she could research ways to help out animal shelters...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223972

In a foriegn country things can and do happen to adults who go out for just an hour or two. I'd be less worried about my teens chillin in our hotel room than I'd be about "us" being out.



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JFC Volt, they're going to an Americanized resort area, not Kabul or Somalia.

Besides, I thought we all needed to be armed 24/7 for our own safety - right here in the good old USA.//

Ignorant fucktard.

Anonymous said...

Re: enjoytotheend and that Travis guy.


I'm not following the trial, but I stumbled on some(on-line) phone recordings between him and Jody. He came across like a typical college frat sport-fucking douchebag.

Doesn't jive with 6-degrees-of-separation-Enjoy's repeated and insistant characterization of him as some sort of Saint.

YMMV.

Anonymous said...

I hope lousewife pukes her guts out the whole cruise. Revenge of Penny.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she'll get Montezuma's revenge on her "shore excursion," too.

I liked the bucket a lot better when that bitch was still in hiding. She makes me sick.

Anonymous said...

I bet you anything ADD won that trip in some coupon clipping contest. LOL No way that broke ass can even afford the cheapest cruise.

Anonymous said...


Is it my imagination, or does the thread title say "age at first child," not "age at each child/pregnancy/missed period?"





That was what crossed my mind too.
That and the what would you do IF someone told your kid to sit down. Everyone answered that THEIR kid would never have to be told.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3224076

I think it's sad she can't afford to buy two books. Monies tight for us but if my kid needed a copy of the book I'd be able to manage it.

Also if the book is so new she can't find a paperback copy how did she get a free ebook? Every new ebook I look at is at least 10 bucks, only classic books or romance books seem to be free.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3224076

I think it's sad she can't afford to buy two books. Monies tight for us but if my kid needed a copy of the book I'd be able to manage it.

Also if the book is so new she can't find a paperback copy how did she get a free ebook? Every new ebook I look at is at least 10 bucks, only classic books or romance books seem to be free.

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Huh? She never said she can't afford it, just that there aren't paper copies Which is true for a lot of the free new books, they are self published or small publishing groups with digi versions only. The school needs to get with the times.

Anonymous said...

"but dang...the bookstore was not in the budget this month. I guess we'll go grab a couple of books from goodwill tomorrow. They'll have to read something new, quickly." candleangie

That's where. It wasn't in the op it was a few posts down.

Anonymous said...

If you can't afford to buy 2 books for a school project then you have big problems. Isn't she the same one who is OBSESSED with having her daughter and son in a million dance classes? She seems to afford that but can't buy 2 books. I understand she doesn't want to buy them since they have them on the Kindles but this is for a school project. Just buy them and shut up. These are the kind of things that just wouldn't rile me up. The peas get worked up over the dumbest shit. They aren't asking for 2 computers. It's 2 books for God's sake.

And if the ebooks are something that only comes in ebook form, what the hell kind of shitty books are they reading? Those amateur free "ebook only" books are crap.

Anonymous said...

She obviously can't afford to buy two books. What a damn shame. She says buying books isn't in her budget and she also says they will have to go to Goodwill to find new books. I would hate to live that tight. So tight you can't afford to buy two books! What if there was a medical emergency or a car repair or your hot water tank busted or the fridge went out? I'm not a rich braggy pea but I just can't imagine not being able to buy two books for my kids school project. If you don't have an extra $20 then something is seriously wrong.

Anonymous said...

It's clear she doesn't even want them to have to do the project. She seems to think it's stupid. Just the way she phrased it "sits in the library for a couple of months" and she is overly pissed at having to buy books. Probably not the last we will hear about this project.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3224009

Of course Miss Debbie Downer I am a Television Professional has something negative to say. I really can't stand her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3224059

What a stupid ass thread.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223951

More complaining about "the school wants me to make something/do something I can't afford". A whole thread of complaints. If you can't afford to buy your kids the things they need then don't have kids. A book, materials for a costume, once or twice a year shouldn't put you out so much! Most of them are complaining about a free education and how they shouldn't have to spend a penny. Again, don't have kids if you can't afford it. Life isn't free.

Anonymous said...

Schools were having projects and plays since the beginning of time when people were literally dirt poor and they managed just fine. Yet today Mothers who have kindles, ipads, laptops, cell phones can't seem to afford to make their kids a cheap ass costume or buy a book. I doubt if any, including CandleAngie or her kids, even talked to teachers about these issues. They just want to bitch about them instead.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223959

annabella is so damn stupid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223924

Yeah right, none of their teens have ever rolled their eyes, or slammed a door or talked back to them. Bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Teenagers are moody and anyone who says they aren't is a big fat liar. That doesn't mean they are horrible kids or problem kids or anything like that but kids that age, especially girls are moody. They get over it. It's no big deal but of course the peas can't even admit that much about their precious snowflakes.

Anonymous said...

I want to slap the mothers who say if they weren't my kids I'd still want to know them or they'd be my friends. Gag me and stfu!

Anonymous said...

Why do all of the peas love books that make them cry or are about death or something traumatic? Oh wait......

Anonymous said...

Oh you know the peas. It's all gloom and doom for them. Or Young Adult romance books.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget all of the educational, history and biography books that Batya and Peabay claim to love. LOL.

Anonymous said...

My kids don't go to school for free. I pay taxes and the largest chunk of taxes go to operating schools.

Anonymous said...

My kids don't go to school for free. I pay taxes and the largest chunk of taxes go to operating schools.

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exactly. another good point. nothing is free yet the peas seem to think it should be. i shouldn't have to spend money on materials for a costume. i shouldn't have to spend money on a book for a book report. blah blah blah. go choke on your starbucks.

dirty pirate hooker #9 said...

ITA 147 yet there will be someone who says because they pay taxes for public schools that therefore, they shouldn't have to spend any more money on their kids education for things like play costumes or books for projects or school supplies. I agree with the person who said if you can't afford this kind of shit then don't have kids. Or maybe stop trying to keep up with the Joneses and their ipads, iphones, coach purses and making sure you have everything the other peas have. Go buy your kid a book for a book report and stfu.

Anonymous said...

ITA with y'all. It's a Big reason why I only had one kid....so I wouldn't have to ever tell my child "we can't afford it"! I was told that over and over again as a child & I only had two younger sibs.

Anonymous said...

Same here 149.

Anonymous said...

Yep.

Also: we made the CHOICE get our careers established and financial house in order before be brought kids into the world. That meant waiting till our 30's, instead of popping 'em out at 20.

What I've always told my daughter: There's no surer way to live a life of struggle than having kids at a young age.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wish I had my kids in my early 20's. They would be out of the house now and I would still be young enough to travel the world.

Anonymous said...

Of course Miss Debbie Downer I am a Television Professional has something negative to say. I really can't stand her.

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These fucktards can't figure out how to tie their shoelaces without posting for help, yet they think they're experts on history, politics, government, economics, etc etc.


smh

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223959

annabella is so damn stupid.
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True, but her comment on that thread cracked me up!

Anonymous said...

Of course Miss Debbie Downer I am a Television Professional has something negative to say. I really can't stand her.
* * * * * * * * * *
Check her out on the WW success thread.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3223240

"Surprised to hear that people have actually met people who have been successful on Weight Watchers. I think the company is a scam, preying on people who are desperate to lose weight, and I think that's a crime. I've yet to meet someone who was actually sucessful on their programs. All scams in my mind created to take people's money at a time of vulnerability."

Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

She's a real peach, huh?

Anonymous said...

There's no surer way to live a life of struggle than having kids at a young age.

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I agree.

Anonymous said...

There's no surer way to increase your odds of infertility and increase the risk of birth defects than to wait until you are too old to be having children.

Anonymous said...

No one is saying to wait until you are 38 to try to get pregnant. We're advocating against popping kids out at 18 when you can barely even support yourself.

That grandma thread just proves the statistics. Teen parents breed more teen parents. It is a viscous cycle...

Anonymous said...

What I've always told my daughter: There's no surer way to live a life of struggle than having kids at a young age.

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Amen to that.

And as to the teen mom wench who felt the need to chime in with this little gem:

"There's no surer way to increase your odds of infertility and increase the risk of birth defects than to wait until you are too old to be having children."

No one is talking about waiting til your 40 to have kids. Just waiting until you're a little more financially secure than someone fresh out of high school.

Anonymous said...

Exactly. My stoopid cousin is a perfect example of what I was agreeing to above.

17 and pregnant...then proceeded to have 3 more kids by two different guys in the next 7 years.

She was a grandma VERY young too. Here was her recent status on FB:

---Glad I get paid tonight cause I am out of smokes and have no money to get any!!!---

She's is and always has been a fucking idiot. Make better CHOICES!!!! Fuck.

Anonymous said...

So, what magical age do you approve of for child bearing? Keeping in mind biology and all that?

Anonymous said...

Your cousin would have still been an idiot even if she had waited to have kids.

Anonymous said...

females are designed to start childbearing around 12-14. Fertility decreases incrementally following menarche. Biology doesn't give a fuck about economics and education.

Anonymous said...

females are designed to start childbearing around 12-14. Fertility decreases incrementally following menarche. Biology doesn't give a fuck about economics and education.

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That's when using your brain instead of your vagina comes in handy.

Anonymous said...

While babies shouldn't be having babies, and being irresponsible is not good at any age, having money also doesn't make you a great (or even a good) parent.

Anonymous said...

Also viscous are molasses, used motor oil, karo syrup, and oobleck.

Anonymous said...

There's no surer way to increase your odds of infertility and increase the risk of birth defects than to wait until you are too old to be having children
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I have 3 friends/acquaintances with Down Syndrome children. One was 19, one was in her late 20's and one was in her early 30's when they had them. I didn't marry the first loser I dated. I waited for the right guy, then we planned our family after a couple of years of saving to buy our first home. I like having the cash to do the fun things in life. My friends who married young are still struggling and don't have a dime for retirement. So much for having your kids early and enjoying life while you're still young, lol!

Anonymous said...

Jesus, waiting 10-15 years until you're in your late 20's - early 30's is not some kind of medical catastrophe.

Use those years to get some higher education, established a career, live on your own, bank some savings (emergency & retirement), buy a home, travel, party, date around, and finally, spend a few years making sure you're compatable long-term with your baby-daddy-to-be.

Apparently that's ^^ rocket surgery for some.

Anonymous said...

While babies shouldn't be having babies, and being irresponsible is not good at any age, having money also doesn't make you a great (or even a good) parent.

______________________

I think it's less about being 'rich' than it is about providing security and stability. Both financially and emotionally.

Which most 20 year olds sorely lack.

Vicious not viscous said...

I <3 167 - lmfao!

Anonymous said...

The sequester could cost tens of thousands of jobs right here in Virginia. But it doesn’t just stop there. If the sequester goes into effect, more than 2,000 college students would lose their financial aid. Early education like Head Start and Early Start would be eliminated for nearly 1,000 children, and around 18,000 fewer Virginians would get the skills and training they need to find a job.

Across the country, these cuts will force federal prosecutors to close cases and potentially let criminals go. Air traffic controllers and airport security will see cutbacks, and that could cause delays at airports across the country. Tens of thousands of parents will have to scramble to find child care for their kids. Hundreds of thousands of Americans will lose access to primary care and preventive care like flu vaccinations and cancer screenings, including more than 3,500 children.


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Thanks Obama.

Thanks Obama Supporters. (moonbats)

He blames the GOP when they begged him yesterday not to take the trip. SMH

Anonymous said...

Obummer single-handedly hid the WMD too. Agenda 21, people!

Anonymous said...

No-one cares. Go find some frothy political blog to post on.
Either smack on a pea or shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

The sequester could cost tens of thousands of jobs right here in Virginia. But it doesn’t just stop there. If the sequester goes into effect, more than 2,000 college students would lose their financial aid. Early education like Head Start and Early Start would be eliminated for nearly 1,000 children, and around 18,000 fewer Virginians would get the skills and training they need to find a job.

Across the country, these cuts will force federal prosecutors to close cases and potentially let criminals go. Air traffic controllers and airport security will see cutbacks, and that could cause delays at airports across the country. Tens of thousands of parents will have to scramble to find child care for their kids. Hundreds of thousands of Americans will lose access to primary care and preventive care like flu vaccinations and cancer screenings, including more than 3,500 children.

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Small-government nirvana, no?

Anonymous said...

If the sequester goes into effect, more than 2,000 college students would lose their financial aid. Early education like Head Start and Early Start would be eliminated for nearly 1,000 children, and around 18,000 fewer Virginians would get the skills and training they need to find a job.
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Good! I see no reason why taxpayers should be paying for young adults to go to college. Nor do I think taxpayers should be paying for preschool for the offspring of their fellow citizens. Job training? We need low-skilled labor. Why should anyone expect skill training on the backs of their neighbors?

Thirteen years of taxpayer-funded education ought to be enough. Beyond that, people should be expected to PAY THEIR OWN DAMN WAY.

Anonymous said...

173 Anonymous said... 173

Obummer single-handedly hid the WMD too. Agenda 21, people!
February 26, 2013 at 7:06 PM

That was a direct quote from your precious Obummer!

Anonymous said...

I think a HUGE part of waiting to have babies until you are a bit more financially stable, is also making sure the partner you have is the person you want to be with. Several of my couple friends that are struggling, are together because they accidentally got pregnant, so they got married. Had they been able to wait a few years, my bet is that they would have broken up instead. If you do have to scrape by for a few years, it is a million times easier to do it with a supportive partner.

For the Peabrains! said...

174 Anonymous said... 174

No-one cares. Go find some frothy political blog to post on.
Either smack on a pea or shut the fuck up.
February 26, 2013 at 7:13 PM


"shut the fuck up" LOL @ You!!one!!11

Did it hurt your peabrain?

Anonymous said...

176 Anonymous said... 176

If the sequester goes into effect, more than 2,000 college students would lose their financial aid. Early education like Head Start and Early Start would be eliminated for nearly 1,000 children, and around 18,000 fewer Virginians would get the skills and training they need to find a job.
________________

Good! I see no reason why taxpayers should be paying for young adults to go to college. Nor do I think taxpayers should be paying for preschool for the offspring of their fellow citizens. Job training? We need low-skilled labor. Why should anyone expect skill training on the backs of their neighbors?

Thirteen years of taxpayer-funded education ought to be enough. Beyond that, people should be expected to PAY THEIR OWN DAMN WAY.
February 26, 2013 at 8:23 PM

That is what republicans have wanted all along. Pay your own way, get rid of useless programs. It's just the fact that he "blames" the republicans just so he doesn't look bad (for people not watching.)

Republicans = Keep what you make and pay your own way.

Democrats = Liberal hippy give give give donate and live in peace with happiness and rainbow unicorn glitter coming out your ass.

Anonymous said...

Oops, forgot to separate that. Should be a long ass ----------------------- after the "February 26.."

Anonymous said...

As Obama goes on the road to talk about looming spending cuts, Republicans warn the president automatic cuts will take effect and suggested Americans would be better served if Obama worked with Congress on an alternative.

Anonymous said...

174 Anonymous said... 174

No-one cares. Go find some frothy political blog to post on.
Either smack on a pea or shut the fuck up.
February 26, 2013 at 7:13 PM

Tell "us" who you are so "we" can smack the shit out of you some more.

Anonymous said...

Did it hurt your peabrain?
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No, I wasn't going to waste a precious 10 seconds reading that word vomit.

Anonymous said...

184 Anonymous said... 184

Did it hurt your peabrain?
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No, I wasn't going to waste a precious 10 seconds reading that word vomit.
February 26, 2013 at 8:57 PM

When your world falls apart don't say you weren't warned LOL. If you call that word vomit why would you even read the bucket or the blog?
Talk about word vomit.

Personally I think it hurt your peabrain.

Anonymous said...

JFC play a different tune you numbingly boring moran 185.

You brainless twats have been predicting doom and gloom the past four or more years. And that's not including the related religious catastrophes we've supposed to have been wiped out by already. Ever hear about the kid who cried wolf? NO ONE CARES or is listening to your drivel. Now fuck off like a good moran and find pineapple's seekrit blog. You'll be welcomed with open talons.

Anonymous said...

186="JFC" Sheep!

"religious catastrophes"? Really?

Have fun in your fema camp. It's been done before and history repeats itself. Camps in America are nothing new.

Anonymous said...

I am so glad that someone else pointed the "boy who cried wolf" thing.

Seriously, we have been hearing outrage after outrage for 4 years. Obama could eat a live newborn baby on the White House lawn and I wouldn't care because I would believe it just as much as I do the other trumped up outrageous shit coming out of the frother's mouths for years. You lost the fucking election! Twice! Move along and find something new to wrap your entire existence around.

Anonymous said...

Well Reagan did apologize to the American CITIZENS of Japanese ancestry that were forced to work in camps so it's okay I suppose.

Anonymous said...

He APOLOGIZED? And nobody called for his impeachment? WTH?

Anonymous said...

You lost the fucking election! Twice!

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THIS.

Pro-tip: It might have something to do with the quality of your candidates.

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, the boy who cried wolf! You are claiming doom and gloom based on a direct quote from the president. Obama said it not someone on the blog, so now you claim he has "outrageous shit coming out of his mouth" and is "trumped up" LOL

Do you really think one blog post is "wrapping an entire existence?" Have you put your pipe down lately?

You're doing a good job of bashing the presidents speech with all of it's outrage. /sarc

Anonymous said...

191 Anonymous said... 191

You lost the fucking election! Twice!

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THIS.

Pro-tip: It might have something to do with the quality of your candidates.
February 26, 2013 at 10:23 PM

It was his speech. You've both lost the point of that posters post. SMH @ the bloggers than froth the moonbat swing but can't keep up.

Anonymous said...

According to several well-placed vaticanisti—or Vatican experts—in Rome, Benedict is resigning after being handed a secret red-covered dossier that included details about a network of gay priests who work inside the Vatican, but who play in secular Rome. The priests, it seems, are allegedly being blackmailed by a network of male prostitutes who worked at a sauna in Rome’s Quarto Miglio district, a health spa in the city center, and a private residence once entrusted to a prominent archbishop. The evidence reportedly includes compromising photos and videos of the prelates—sometimes caught on film in drag, and, in some cases, caught “in the act.”

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Ooops. Mapshit? Any thoughts?

Anonymous said...

190 Anonymous said... 190

He APOLOGIZED? And nobody called for his impeachment? WTH?
February 26, 2013 at 10:21 PM

It's not like he was there, it was 40 years before his presidency. Did you fail History class?

Anonymous said...

Your incoherence is unsurprising.

Anonymous said...

193 that, not than. SEW me! lmfao

Anonymous said...

196 Anonymous said... 196

Your incoherence is unsurprising.
February 26, 2013 at 10:29 PM

Your cheap vocabulary is not impressive.

Anonymous said...

190 Anonymous said... 190

He APOLOGIZED? And nobody called for his impeachment? WTH?
February 26, 2013 at 10:21 PM

Each one got paid too! Sorry.

Anonymous said...

No, you dipshits, I was making the point that one of the frother's moments of outrage was when Obama apologized for something America had done in the past. The right had a cow about it. Keep up. Read a fucking newspaper and stop watching Fox News.

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