Friday, August 2, 2013

Space 8/2/13

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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248040

Doesn't interfere with your driving so why let it bother you so much?

Anonymous said...

My bad, I thought she said the other car was beside her not in front of her.

Anonymous said...

I did not already say "speak for yourself" 198.

Anonymous said...

So now she needs a van. I'm waiting for her to post a link for us to vote for her so she can get a new van.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248030

Anonymous said...

I have fantastic nipples. Perfect, in fact.

Anonymous said...

"I so do not get why people like the Blurred Lines song. I hate it. "


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This comes as a surprise to literally no one. Typus is as predictable as the rising sun and more uptight and dour than the Queen of England.

Anonymous said...

...more uptight and dour than the Queen of England.
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Typhus will read that and take it as a massive compliment.

Anonymous said...

Poor Jane, missed the boat again.

You lying, thieving piece of shit!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248091

Good grief, now benem-moriah is into kaballah? Blindly following and can't exlain any of it to the questions she's getting. Looking for a way to embarrass herself. How about just saying to real-life folks some of the shit you spew at the pod? Pretty humiliating. So weird.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 209.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248123

I guess she should have had a plan when she married her dh.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Kaballah a Jewish thing?

Anonymous said...

This comes as a surprise to literally no one. Typus is as predictable as the rising sun and more uptight and dour than the Queen of England.
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Karalynn Tyler saw that video *weeks* ago and her sphincter is *still* clenched.

Anonymous said...

Benem really thinks she's hot stuff now. She thinks because she lost a couple of pounds (she's still obese), she's this hot and sexy woman. It's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Benem thinks it would make some ugly guys day if she (someone who gets compliments on her looks per her) tells them they are good looking. She really is full of herself.

Anonymous said...

Like any guy would care if some fat ugly hairy chick came up to them and complimented them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248116

Whine whine whine **sniff sniff** "they've had it handed to them, nobody understands me!" **sniff sniff**

Anonymous said...

17Anonymous said... 17 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248116

Whine whine whine **sniff sniff** "they've had it handed to them, nobody understands me!" **sniff sniff**



August 8, 2013 at 1:02 PM

Did you see who posted how much they hate their little town? And have been there except 4 years and moved back? LOL!

banana lady said...

Yeah, that's some real funny shit 218.

Anonymous said...

Well you'd hate your town also if the cops ran around arresting people with a lack of evidence. Cops always just take peoples word, they never investigate or anything.

banana lady said...

That isn't the reason I hate my town, although if the good ol boy network would disappear, I would never have been arrested. The police here don't just take everyone's word for it, they just take people's word based on who they know and not based on facts. And they also DON'T arrest when they should because of who that person is.

There is some really shady shit going down here right now. My town was featured on ABC Nightly News Monday night because of the level of corruption and the public outcry. A petition on change.org is gaining a lot of attention. This Sunday the state's newspaper is doing a piece on the corruption here as well.

Those are some reasons I hate it here but there are more.

Anonymous said...

Do you have a link to the video as broadcasted on ABC News? I looked and could not find it.

Anonymous said...

That's because it doesn't exist, 22.

Anonymous said...

Oh shut the fuck up and let her be. What the hell do you care if she's lying or not? How does it affect you? Really? The more you go at her, the more of a dumb fuck(s) you look like.

in your dreams douche bag said...

Well I guess you told us 224. Its now a dead topic @-@

Anonymous said...

Nightfoul is one that won't be missed.

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Word. Not sorry she's gone at all.

Anonymous said...

Is Nightfowl hanging over at Scrap N Yap now?

Anonymous said...

She must be Jane!!!11!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I looked for that video on their website and could not find it.

If she's lying, that's pretty pathetic and messed up. Who knows what else she's lying about, like not stealing someone's identity.

Anonymous said...

Isn't NBC the Nightly News, not ABC?

Anonymous said...

24 Anonymous said... 24
Oh shut the fuck up and let her be. What the hell do you care if she's lying or not? How does it affect you? Really? The more you go at her, the more of a dumb fuck(s) you look like.
August 8, 2013 at 7:46 PM

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Bitch please, the more bananalady talks the more of dumb fuck she shows herself to be.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248220

Going to have to go with a thumbs down on candleangies logo. It doesn't say dance costumes to me.

banana lady said...

http://www.katv.com/story/22889538/petition-asking-to-oust-sheriff-bruce-pennington

http://www.thv11.com/news/article/271548/2/New-Details-Saline-County-Sheriff-Bruce-Pennington-fought-officers-insisted-on-driving-while-drunk

I have contacted ABC to try to get a link to the video because I am a part of a group who is actively trying to change things in this town. Waiting for a response. There will be an in depth article in our state paper this Sunday and I will have links then.

For history:
http://www.thv11.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=223284

http://unsolvedmysteries.wikia.com/wiki/Don_Henry_and_Kevin_Ives

http://www.idfiles.com/harmon_indicted.htm

And for info on corruption in this state look no further than the West Memphis 3. If you don't know what I'm talking about, use google or your favorite search engine. There are 3 documentaries to watch that have all been broadcast on HBO, Paradise Lost 1,2, and 3. There is a book called Devil's Knot which is currently being made into a movie. Reese Witherspoon is playing the part of Pam Hobbs, the mother of one of the murdered 8-year-old boys.

And if all of this is just too much reading for you, then I guess you will just have to remain ignorant of what I am talking about.

banana lady said...

http://www.change.org/petitions/remove-bruce-pennington-from-sheriff-of-saline-county

Our local newspaper took this petition and printed the names of everyone who signed it. After the Boys on the Tracks and all the people who died mysterious deaths after that, now people are afraid to sign.

banana lady said...

Ever heard of professional baseball player Cliff Lee? He is from here and he also signed the petition and is active in the same group I am. But call him a liar too if you like.

Anonymous said...

oh for shit sake get some help woman!

Anonymous said...

"I have contacted ABC to try to get a link to the video because I am a part of a group who is actively trying to change things in this town. "


What do you plan to do with this video?

Anonymous said...

31 Anonymous said... 31

24 Anonymous said... 24
Oh shut the fuck up and let her be. What the hell do you care if she's lying or not? How does it affect you? Really? The more you go at her, the more of a dumb fuck(s) you look like.
August 8, 2013 at 7:46 PM

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Bitch please, the more bananalady talks the more of dumb fuck she shows herself to be.

August 9, 2013 at 8:23 AM

Because your hostile comment was so much more coherent I side with you - NOT...

Hi BL - Hope things are going well for you! Screw the haters!

Anonymous said...

I'm okay with banana lady, too. Just sayin.

But I think she'd be doing herself a favor by not responding to people here and not using her own name when she posts other random shit.

Anonymous said...

She'll use her name because she loves the drama.

banana lady said...

237, not everyone in this town who wants to see the video watch ABC news and missed the segment. They want to see it.

I use my name because I stand behind what I say. I am not ashamed of anything I post. I am not afraid of anyone here.

The question could be asked why are you all anonymous? So you can talk shit about people and not have to own up to it? Are you afraid of someone? I don't really care why you post anonymously. I don't get why people care so much that I don't. Is it out of genuine concern? I doubt that. Because it bugs you? Get over it.

banana lady said...

Oh I forgot to say thank you to 238. So far, things are going well for me. Of course, it is impossible to predict how things will turn out, but so far, so good.

Anonymous said...

And if all of this is just too much reading for you, then I guess you will just have to remain ignorant of what I am talking about.
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It's not too much reading but who cares about the politics of your little podunk town.

Anonymous said...

"I don't really care why you post anonymously.'

Why are you asking if you don't care? Makes no sense.

Anonymous said...

None of those links are connected to the drunk-driving sheriff.

You got any links that show how all the random (and extremely old) stories are connected?

banana lady said...

They are old because I was showing how long this shit has been going on. You want a connection? Here goes: Dan Harmon was the Prosecuting Attorney at the time of the boys on the tracks murders. He was involved with the drug running and was connected to what was happening in Mena, AR. Look it up. There were 2 police officers who were the ones who killed those 2 boys. One of them was Kirk Lane. Kirk Lane is the current Chief of Police of this town. He is the police chief who took the drunk ass sheriff to his office at the police station to sober him up instead of sending him to the lockup. The other officer involved was Jay Campbell.

Some links: http://maraleveritt.com/2011/11/parents-of-saline-county-murder-victims-hope-recent-arrests-will-reopen-cold-cases/

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/archive/index.php/t-179063.html

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/790016/posts

http://www.arktimes.com/arkansas/out-of-control-in-lonoke-county/Content?oid=864247


banana lady said...

244, it was a rhetorical question. I was simply saying that the question could be asked why you do it. I don't really care why you do so I don't really expect you to answer.

243, apparently some people care because they keep accusing me of just pulling this shit out of my ass.

Anonymous said...

"Bitch please, the more bananalady talks the more of dumb fuck she shows herself to be."


That *may* have been true in the beginning, but the haters are eclipsing her with their dumb fuckery.


Anonymous said...

Maybe the haters are sick of bananalady and just wished she'd stfu.

banana lady said...

And maybe they will just have to get over themselves. It must be hard not getting your way ALL the time. :sniff:

BTW, before someone bitches at me for posting a lot today, I am taking care of my friend who may be miscarrying her baby today. She is on bedrest and is napping right now so I am staying nearby in case she needs something.

Anonymous said...

48 Anonymous said... 48

"Bitch please, the more bananalady talks the more of dumb fuck she shows herself to be."


That *may* have been true in the beginning, but the haters are eclipsing her with their dumb fuckery.


August 9, 2013 at 11:38 AM

Why would you quote something that is incoherent - unless you assume what it's saying, it makes zero sense sentence wise. Quote the "dumb fuckery" and agree with it, yeah, that's good for your bitchy cause.

Anonymous said...

Starting to make no sense.

Anonymous said...

51, that may have made sense in your head but out here it made no sense.


Anonymous said...

52 Anonymous said... 52

Starting to make no sense.
August 9, 2013 at 12:14 PM
53 Anonymous said... 53

51, that may have made sense in your head but out here it made no sense.


August 9, 2013 at 12:28 PM

Perfect example of the two (maybe/probably ONE person) dumbest people at the blog. Back to the bucket with you both!! Yah mule!!

Anonymous said...

So this is the "Trials and Tribulations of BananaLady" blog now?

I'm out. Boring as shit.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty probably maybe sure I'm just one person and what you said still made no sense. Now two things you've written make no sense. Keep going, maybe you'll break a record.

banana lady said...

I'll miss you 255. You added so much here.

Anonymous said...

49Anonymous said... 49 Maybe the haters are sick of bananalady and just wished she'd stfu.

August 9, 2013 at 11:56 AM

a'fuckin'men!

Anonymous said...

So don't read it if you don't like it. I notice you never stfu.

Anonymous said...

259 needs to stfu.

Anonymous said...

55 Anonymous said... 55

So this is the "Trials and Tribulations of BananaLady" blog now?

I'm out. Boring as shit.
August 9, 2013 at 12:43 PM

Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Wait a minute - come back - turn around - I want it to smack you in the face.

Anonymous said...

57banana lady said... 57 I'll miss you 255. You added so much here.

August 9, 2013 at 12:46 PM

I wish I could say the same for you.

Anonymous said...

56 Anonymous said... 56

I'm pretty probably maybe sure I'm just one person and what you said still made no sense. Now two things you've written make no sense. Keep going, maybe you'll break a record.
August 9, 2013 at 12:44 PM

So you're actually admitting to being poster $ 52 & 53. If you really can't make sense of what's been written and see the incoherent shit that the post was talking about from a pp then you, my friend, need to go take a few classes.

I hope the Dorkangles and Scrappertastics of the bucket would stop reading/posting here. It makes my head hurt to see so much stupidity.

banana lady said...

Oh snap! You sure told me. Why would I EVER want to leave?

Anonymous said...

260 needs to stfu.

Anonymous said...

To save yourself further embarrassment?

Anonymous said...

265 needs to stfu.

Anonymous said...

267 needs to stfu

banana lady said...

But I'm not embarrassed 266. If I were I would post anonymously.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248293

All this bitch ever does is complain about her dh.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248157

Hardy har har.

Anonymous said...

We are telling you that you should post anon.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248293

This woman hates her husband. She has posted so many threads in the past about little things that he does that annoy her. She is constantly complaining about him. She's hit an all time low with bitching about the sounds he makes. Might as well say you hate when he breathes. I'm too lazy to post links but it's nuts all the threads she starts to complain about something he does. Little stupid things.

Anonymous said...

LOL 70, I just posted the same thing. I didn't see your post. It's crazy, isn't it? She hates that poor man.

Anonymous said...

Someone should call her out on her posts about him. Maybe I will.

banana lady said...

And I am telling you 272 that I don't want to and it isn't my style.

Anonymous said...

I hate BL as much as the rest of you but if you would ignore her she wouldn't keep posting so much and even if she does, ignore her. She is loving this.

banana lady said...

Hate is a pretty strong emotion to feel towards someone you've never met. Maybe you should see someone about that 277.

Anonymous said...

77-Who says everyone hates BL? You?

Anonymous said...

I don't hate banana lady. I find her tedious, and full of shit. I think she thrives on drama.

I believe she did identity thief her mil. From the way she posts about herself she seems to think she is queen shit who knows everything. She probably figured mil would be to stupid to figure out she did it.

Anonymous said...

So this is the "Trials and Tribulations of BananaLady" blog now?

I'm out. Boring as shit.

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ITA.

BL, you should start your own blog (it's easy!) and link it here.

You can discuss/argue your legal woes with your fans/haters all the fuck day long. To your heart's content.

The rest of us can go back to our regularly scheduled 2peas smackin'.

Win-win.

Anonymous said...

75 Anonymous said... 75

Someone should call her out on her posts about him. Maybe I will.
August 9, 2013 at 4:24 PM

Maybe Stacy should call her husband and let him know what she's up to on a message board!!!111!!

Anonymous said...

81 Anonymous said... 81

So this is the "Trials and Tribulations of BananaLady" blog now?

I'm out. Boring as shit.

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ITA.

BL, you should start your own blog (it's easy!) and link it here.

You can discuss/argue your legal woes with your fans/haters all the fuck day long. To your heart's content.

The rest of us can go back to our regularly scheduled 2peas smackin'.

Win-win.

August 9, 2013 at 5:16 PM

You sound like a whiny bitch that never gets her way. I doubt you'll get what you want here either but nice try...

Anonymous said...

80Anonymous said... 80 I don't hate banana lady. I find her tedious, and full of shit. I think she thrives on drama.

I believe she did identity thief her mil. From the way she posts about herself she seems to think she is queen shit who knows everything. She probably figured mil would be to stupid to figure out she did it.

August 9, 2013 at 5:05 PM


I so totally agree with you about BL! When I see her posts, I just skip right over them. I am so tired of her drama.

banana lady said...

I probably will start my own blog someday but that doesn't mean I won't still post here. And I won't link my own blog here.

Glad people feel confident in convicting someone without seeing a shred of evidence. You should stay off of a jury.

Anonymous said...

"When I see her posts, I just skip right over them."




A concept not many here have grasped.

Anonymous said...



I don't hate banana lady. I find her tedious, and full of shit. I think she thrives on drama.

I believe she did identity thief her mil. From the way she posts about herself she seems to think she is queen shit who knows everything. She probably figured mil would be to stupid to figure out she did it.
August 9, 2013 at 5:05 PM

this this THIS

Anonymous said...

BL, you should start your own blog (it's easy!) and link it here.

You can discuss/argue your legal woes with your fans/haters all the fuck day long. To your heart's content.

The rest of us can go back to our regularly scheduled 2peas smackin'.

Seriously. You say you don't post anon but we know that's you who keeps telling everyone they like your posts and want you to keep it up and asking how you are, using your name to beetlejuice you back. Please find a board that suits your needs more than a scrap smacking blog. I'm sure there are places where droning on and on about your personal shit would be a big hit.

banana lady said...

Who is we 288? Got a mouse in your pocket?

Anonymous said...

I believe she did identity thief her mil. From the way she posts about herself she seems to think she is queen shit who knows everything. She probably figured mil would be to stupid to figure out she did it.
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She sure sounds smarter than you! 'She probably did identity thief her MIL' Yeah, that's an intelligently constructed piece of prose. BL could wipe the floor with you when it comes to sentient speech.

Anonymous said...

86 Anonymous said... 86

"When I see her posts, I just skip right over them."




A concept not many here have grasped.
August 9, 2013 at 6:19 PM

Actually it seems that "not many here have grasped" how not to get upset by her. Plenty may just ignore - how do you know how many ignore? (I don't claim to know but your statement is just beyond stupid).

Anonymous said...

88 Anonymous said... 88

BL, you should start your own blog (it's easy!) and link it here.

You can discuss/argue your legal woes with your fans/haters all the fuck day long. To your heart's content.

The rest of us can go back to our regularly scheduled 2peas smackin'.

Seriously. You say you don't post anon but we know that's you who keeps telling everyone they like your posts and want you to keep it up and asking how you are, using your name to beetlejuice you back. Please find a board that suits your needs more than a scrap smacking blog. I'm sure there are places where droning on and on about your personal shit would be a big hit.
August 9, 2013 at 8:06 PM

Full of yourself much? I think you're an idiot for thinking she's writing about herself. Just because she doesn't upset people like she upsets you doesn't mean she shouldn't post.

Post on BL, post on...

Anonymous said...

"Actually it seems that "not many here have grasped" how not to get upset by her. Plenty may just ignore - how do you know how many ignore? (I don't claim to know but your statement is just beyond stupid)"


Judging by how many complaints are made about her and how many others agree with the complaints, it's not stupid at all.


Anonymous said...

93 you misread the post...

Anonymous said...

Please find a board that suits your needs more than a scrap smacking blog. I'm sure there are places where droning on and on about your personal shit would be a big hit.
August 9, 2013 at 8:06 PM
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+100000000000000000000000000

Anonymous said...

Bananalady, have you thought about accepting The Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Savior?

You should.

banana lady said...

293, but how do we know how many people are really complaining? And how do we know how many agree? How do we know that it isn't you making every complaint and then posting to agree with yourself? If I can be accused of posting anon to 'beetlejuice myself' and being the only person who ever posts in support of any of my posts, then that can also be extrapolated to you as well. And since you always post under the name anonymous, we just don't know do we? As far as I know, you and I could be the only 2 people that are posting here at all. Now, I doubt that is true but working with facts and not conjecture there really is no way of knowing for sure is there?

296, I think you should not be on a smack board to talk shit about other people. Jesus would not approve. You are not following the golden rule. But as for your offer, thanks but no thanks. Been there, done that.

Anonymous said...

I'm 293 and I guess my post wasn't clear and maybe I misunderstood 291, because I've never posted against you Banana Lady. I think the BL bashing is moronic.

Anonymous said...

"We spent all last year meeting with the team but they never produced a 504 or had him tested. I know the principal feels ds would be categorized as a behavioral IEP and of he was, he'd have to switch schools. Ours doesn't have the resources. And I don't want that unless there's no alternative. Neither does ds. He is in the gifted program and really loves school, which can be a problem getting services, unfortunately." peace sign

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This pisses me off, from what she's wrote about her son and his school problems it causes problems in class.

How is that fair to the other kids? Put him in a school where he can get some help. Being in the gifted program is no good if you're going to be a distraction.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248338

Anonymous said...

Actually, I believe bl to be a blog hater who's been butthurt here and this is her way of shutting the whole thing down....and it's working! Yeah, I can scroll with the best of them, but she completely takes over the blog and there's very little else to scroll to. I remember when this place was hilarious and not one crazy bitch getting her own personal therapy sessions. You guys have fun, I'm out. Yeah, yeah don't let the door hit me.

Anonymous said...

89banana lady said... 89 Who is we 288? Got a mouse in your pocket?

August 9, 2013 at 8:21 PM

There's no mouse in her pocket. When she said "we", she also included me. So there's TWO people here that feel the same about you.

Anonymous said...

296, I think you should not be on a smack board to talk shit about other people. Jesus would not approve. You are not following the golden rule. But as for your offer, thanks but no thanks. Been there, done that.

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NO ONE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET KNOWS WHAT JESUS IS THINKING OR APPROVES OF.

You are such a fucking idiot.

banana lady said...

301, how do we know you aren't 288? Because you said so?

banana lady said...

303, Jesus isn't thinking anything because he has been dead for over 2000 years. But when he was alive he most definitely did not approve of people hating on other people. If he said what the good book says he did then he was all about loving your neighbor. There is not a lot of love here.

Have you not read the bible? It's available online for free and you can even pick which version you like better.

Anonymous said...

if Jane aka "lazy ass piece of shit blog lady" doesn't block Banana Twat, this blog is going to die because she brings nothing to the table. People are leaving and not posting her anymore.

Jane...dumbass bitch...your little blogger gravy train and monthly AdSense checks are gonna go down the shithole. BLOCK that stupid bitch.

banana lady said...

I'm sure calling the owner of this blog every name in the book is definitely going to make her do exactly as you demand. Ever hear of catching more flies with honey?

banana lady said...

So from now on I will be posting as "banana lady" too. You will no longer be unique in your crazy because I have stolen your identity. Now there are two fucking attention whore nutballs on the board. Karma wins!

banana lady said...

I think most people will be able to tell the difference.

banana lady said...

And I love Jesus and hate honey and bananas make me poop.

banana lady said...

We will see smart ass. Banana lady is the new anonymous

banana lady said...

See? I think I will revise the 'most people' to 'anyone with an active brain stem' will be able to tell the difference.

banana lady said...

People will know it's me by my intelligent and thought provoking posts.

banana lady said...

Right!

theoriginalbananalady said...

Okay, you win. I changed my name.

Anonymous said...

Bitch has flipped her wig

theoriginalbananalady said...

Hardly. I just got a step ahead of you. I don't consider myself incredibly brilliant for doing so. It's like being the tallest person in a room of little people.

Anonymous said...

112banana lady said... 112 People will know it's me by my intelligent and thought provoking posts.

August 10, 2013 at 8:25 AM

This made me laugh so hard! Best joke of the century!

theoriginalbananalady said...

OK, you got me. I'm a complete idiot. And I'm also a criminal.

black banana said...

So you have a blog now. That's great. Maybe you should consider using it. I bow to you "new and improved yet still original banana lady"

theoriginalbananalady said...

I don't have a blog. I have a blogger identity. I would never use that as my actual blog. It would never be linked here.

banana lady said...

My case will be dismissed due to lack of evidence. You will still be stupid.

theoriginalbananalady said...

I will still be stupid and will always remain stupid.

Anonymous said...

Who's the idiot that says BL or anyone is "hogging" the blog? How is that stopping you or anyone from posting your scintillating comments? If you have a lot to post, go ahead and post it.

Anonymous said...

OMG do you realize how insane you people are? The craziest pea in the pod is normal in comparison! Black banana, red banana fuck! Jaaaaaaaaaane PLEEZE!

theoriginalbananalady said...

Idiots also have yet to figure out that I normally only post when someone takes something I say at the bucket and brings it here to smack. Fine, smack away. But you will do it to my face and not behind my back.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Jane. Please forbid fruit from posting from now on.

Anonymous said...

She'll just come back as a vegetable.

Anonymous said...

Or meat...

Anonymous said...


More than two years after a tsunami-induced meltdown, Japan's Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant is still spewing contaminated water into a sea that once teemed with fishing boats but now seems eerily deserted, and the latest hope for stopping the poisonous flow is an underground ice barrier that's never been tried.

Officials recently acknowledged that an estimated 300 tons of radiation contaminated water, which is continuously pumped into the reactors in an effort to cool them, pour into the sea every day. The plant has been leaking radiation ever since it was crippled by a massive tsunami caused by an offshore earthquake in March, 2011, that knocked out its cooling systems and led three of the four reactors to melt down. Since then, the plant's oprators, Tokyo Electric Power, or TEPCO, has been unable to repair the walls and floor of the underground enclosures in which the reactors are situated because it’s still too dangerous for a human to work there for extended periods.



Anonymous said...

Jane - Anything that needs to be refrigerated, frozen, canned, or consumed immediately should be banned from posting here. Produce is taking over and starting to make more sense than the humans. Please Jane, do what's best for all of us.

theoriginalbananalady said...

330, what about pasta?

Anonymous said...

TOBL - Well personally, I love pasta so I would have a hard time banning it. True, sometimes pasta is a little thick, but certainly not thicker than some posters here.

Anonymous said...

Your brain is like pasta.... 331, I am talking to you.

-Lauren

Anonymous said...

130 Anonymous said... 130

Jane - Anything that needs to be refrigerated, frozen, canned, or consumed immediately should be banned from posting here. Produce is taking over and starting to make more sense than the humans. Please Jane, do what's best for all of us.
August 10, 2013 at 9:44 AM

Says the vegetable...

~Kristina~ said...

I can't BELIEVE you people talk about me having "krazy eyes". You're all bitches!

Anonymous said...

134 - Vegetable! I'm definitely not a vegetable. I'm meat - rancid, festering meat. But very tasty on the grill.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248351

What is up with Benem/Mirah lately? She has been over the top on several threads...is she manic or something??

Anonymous said...

Question for peas that have been here a long time...I was browsing over the weekend, and saw a post where Lucy mentioned that her DH was murdered when he was young...has she ever talked about the details of that? I don't want to smack anything, just curious I guess.

Anonymous said...

Yes 337, she is. She posted a photo of herself and I threw up a little in mouth when I saw it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248363

...and in other news Lynlam hates the President.

Anonymous said...

Krustina - crazy eyes doesn't begin to cover it....... You look like Bozo the clown.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248351

Oh yeah Mariah, because we all know you make so much money! Give me a break.

Anonymous said...

when I was 26 I used to masturbate with bananas.

Anonymous said...

Jane you ho bag, give us new space.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248363

STFU! I don't consider 26 a child but God forbid a 26 year old not be married with kids, a mortgage and bills out the ass by then. Most people these days don't get married to their first boyfriend and start popping out kids.

Anonymous said...

143 Anonymous said... 143

when I was 26 I used to masturbate with bananas.


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That certainly explains your obsession with Banana Lady!


Anonymous said...

145- times have changed, what used to be considered the norm at twenty years ago is not the way it is now. The cost of living is a main factor adult children are staying home longer. I guess they want to blame Obama for that. @_@

Anonymous said...

146- no it was in reply to the tread at the buckit, i think banana lady is hot!

Anonymous said...

I got no beef with banana lady!

Anonymous said...

Banana mama for prez!

Anonymous said...

They are so proud to have been married for years, have kids and be saddled with car and house debt by the age of 26. Like it's a badge of honor. Wow look at them now. A bunch of miserable old hags.

Anonymous said...

Lynham is not exactly rolling in dough, what a bitter old hag she is.

Anonymous said...

138 Anonymous said... 138

Question for peas that have been here a long time...I was browsing over the weekend, and saw a post where Lucy mentioned that her DH was murdered when he was young...has she ever talked about the details of that? I don't want to smack anything, just curious I guess.
August 10, 2013 at 11:48 AM

I don't remember her ever giving all the details. He was a policeman. I'm not even sure if he was on duty when it happened. He was shot.

Anonymous said...

152 Anonymous said... 152

Lynham is not exactly rolling in dough, what a bitter old hag she is.
August 10, 2013 at 2:18 PM

They have a successful business. How do you know how much money they have? I'm not claiming to know but since you do, maybe you could share.

Anonymous said...

154.
Do your own research bitch.

My post is based on threads she's been a part of where she comes across as someone who penny pinches. There was a Disney thread a while back........ Seriously Lynham you are not making six figures, fucking chill.

Anonymous said...

148Anonymous said... 148 146- no it was in reply to the tread at the buckit, i think banana lady is hot!

August 10, 2013 at 2:08 PM
149Anonymous said... 149 I got no beef with banana lady!

August 10, 2013 at 2:11 PM
150Anonymous said... 150 Banana mama for prez!

August 10, 2013 at 2:13 PM


Hey Berrysmoothie!

Anonymous said...

155 Anonymous said... 155

154.
Do your own research bitch.

My post is based on threads she's been a part of where she comes across as someone who penny pinches. There was a Disney thread a while back........ Seriously Lynham you are not making six figures, fucking chill.
August 10, 2013 at 3:35 PM

I believe you're the one that needs to "fucking chill" there hostile! WTF is your problem. If you want to make blanket statements go ahead but don't tell me to do research. I already said they have their own business. He works too. I'm sure they have plenty of money you penniless shit. (There, I had to add some hostility so you'd understand).

Have a nice night bitches - heading out!

Anonymous said...

Unless you know how much she makes, and many other details about the business, then you don't know if lynlam's business is successful or not.

Anonymous said...

157. Chill bitch. Lynham you don't fool anyone, blasting the president is your only hobby.

Anonymous said...

Jane give us new spaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

151 Anonymous said... 151

Wow look at them now. A bunch of miserable old hags.

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Oh, the irony.


Anonymous said...

152 Anonymous said... 152

Lynham is not exactly rolling in dough, what a bitter old hag she is

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Again, with the irony.


Anonymous said...

I will still be stupid and will always remain stupid.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Why, yes, yes you will. Banana Lady is so much smarter than the rest of you dumb bitches. When you started copying her BL ID, she got herself a Blogger ID, which you can't copy. Yeah, she is way ahead of you fucking idiots.

Anonymous said...

137. Stick your finger up your dog's annus to break up a fight, from the s/o dog fight thread.

Looks like someone stuck it up 157's ass already @_@

Anonymous said...

Why, yes, yes you will. Banana Lady is so much smarter than the rest of you dumb bitches. When you started copying her BL ID, she got herself a Blogger ID, which you can't copy. Yeah, she is way ahead of you fucking idiots.

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Hey Berrysmoothie!

Anonymous said...

163. Did u forget your meds today? Try using a banana to release some steam like the poster above.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248396

------------------------------------------------

Because your drama isn't enough, you'll out your friend's drama.

Anonymous said...

167 Anonymous said... 167
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3248396

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Because your drama isn't enough, you'll out your friend's drama.
August 10, 2013 at 6:43 PM

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Did you read Melissa's questions to banana lady? Love her questions.

Come on BL, tell Melissa how much you know about obstetrics. After all if know as much about that as you do the law I'm sure your friend will be fine.

theoriginalbananalady said...

I don't pretend to know which is why I asked people who maybe had experience. And since nobody there knows who my friend is, I didn't "out her drama". Christ, I am trying to do right by her as a very dear friend of mine. I am thrilled that Melissa added her input. I was confused by the ob/gyn's actions as well but since I'm not a doctor, I'm glad she weighed in.

I guess some of you don't have friends so you wouldn't understand.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Let me add for those of you stupid idiots who will now bitch that I posted, once again somebody brought my posts from the bucket here. If you don't want to deal with me posting here, then don't bring my posts here.

Anonymous said...

bananas are best smashed

Anonymous said...

Try sticking a banana up your dog's annus when it's in a fight, save your finger.

Anonymous said...

I don't remember her ever giving all the details. He was a policeman. I'm not even sure if he was on duty when it happened. He was shot.
***************

He was killed on duty when somebody didn't want to be arrested. I think it had to do with the somebody's dog needing to be quarantined.

Anonymous said...

158 Anonymous said... 158

Unless you know how much she makes, and many other details about the business, then you don't know if lynlam's business is successful or not.
August 10, 2013 at 5:46 PM

We've all seen her business linked here. I am pretty sure they're fine whether you like it or not. I have no dog anus in this fight...

Anonymous said...


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run it through the food processor and make bread crumbs from it.

Freeze it for french toast at a later date or to use in making a dressing at thanksgiving. We start a bag of "old" bread in the freezer for this use. By the time we get to thanksgiving it will have a variety of bread types in it.
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Whut?

Anonymous said...

How about new space Jane?

The lynlam horse has been beat enough, banana lady got boring too.

Bring on breadcrumbgate for 175 @:@

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I can scroll with the best of them, but she completely takes over the blog and there's very little else to scroll to. I remember when this place was hilarious and not one crazy bitch getting her own personal therapy sessions. You guys have fun, I'm out. Yeah, yeah don't let the door hit me.

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I completely agree.

Congrats, BL. You win.

Anonymous said...

The bible is a collection of fairy tales written to keep Bronze Age goat herders in line.

Anonymous said...

176 Anonymous said... 176

How about new space Jane?

The lynlam horse has been beat enough, banana lady got boring too.

Bring on breadcrumbgate for 175 @:@
August 10, 2013 at 9:39 PM

Yes, you're so right, you know, with all the posts that are just a mile a minute here. It's over run with idiots (you).

theoriginalbananalady said...

What did I win? How exciting! What is the prize?

Anonymous said...

180 you win a collective go the fuck away

Anonymous said...


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Yaalon didn't explicitly deny that Israel carried out the attack, and an Israeli official Sunday refused comment. The official spoke anonymously because it was a sensitive security matter.

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Anonymous said...

(Reuters) - WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has called President Barack Obama's announcement of plans to limit sweeping U.S. government surveillance programs a victory of sorts for fugitive former spy agency contractor Edward Snowden. � "Today, the President of the United States validated Edward Snowden's role as a whistleblower by announcing plans to reform America's global surveillance program," Assange said in a statement referring to Obama's announcement on Friday.

"Today was a victory of sorts for Edward Snowden and his many supporters," Assange said in the statement, which was posted on the WikiLeaks website on Saturday.

"As Snowden has stated, his biggest concern was if he blew the whistle and change did not occur. Well reforms are taking shape, and for that, the President and people of the United States and around the world owe Edward Snowden a debt of gratitude."

Assange, who has been holed up at the Ecuadorean Embassy in London for more than a year, fearing extradition to the United States for publishing classified U.S. documents, rejected Obama's assertion that his reforms were planned before Snowden's disclosures about U.S. surveillance activities.

"The simple fact is that without Snowden's disclosures, no one would know about the programs and no reforms could take place," he said.

Assange accused the U.S. government of "stunning" hypocrisy in its treatment of Snowden while it gave asylum to thousands of dissidents, whistleblowers and political refugees from countries like Russia and Venezuela.

The Obama administration has vigorously pursued Snowden to bring him back to the United States to face espionage charges for leaking details of U.S. surveillance programs to the media. Snowden is now in Russia, where he has been granted asylum.

Assange himself is wanted in Sweden on sexual abuse allegations he denies. He has sought sanctuary in the Ecuadorean Embassy in London because he fears he could be extradited to the United States to face potential charges over the release of thousands of confidential U.S. documents on WikiLeaks.

Assange charged that the Obama administration had prosecuted "twice as many" whistleblowers as all other U.S. administrations combined, in spite of the president's 2008 campaign pledge to champion transparency and those who fought for it.

He said it was fortunate for the world that Snowden and others "of good conscience," like Private First Class Bradley Manning - who was convicted last month of leaking classified data to WikiLeaks - had chosen not to remain silent.

In announcing his reform plans on Friday, Obama vowed to improve oversight of surveillance and restore public trust in the government's programs, saying the United States "can and must be more transparent."

Anonymous said...

181Anonymous said... 181 180 you win a collective go the fuck away

August 11, 2013 at 5:53 AM

HAHA! God I hope she takes the hint!

Anonymous said...

I would never discuss my friend's situation on the message board.

Anonymous said...

So anyone have any good sex lately?

Anonymous said...

Every post I see from scrappower lately has been contrary and antagonistic. WTH is up with her? Has she always been that way or is she just in a mood?


theoriginalbananalady said...

I'm not the one who needs to take a hint. I am fully aware that there is at least one person who just can't handle the thought that they can't get their way on a blog that they do not own. It must be horrifying to be forced to come to a blog and read things you don't want to. The distress must be unreal. @@

As for 385, I think that you are a shitty friend. My friend told me that she wished she could at least hear of someone who had a period and was still pregnant. I got that for her. I told her I had posted and she was interested in the responses and we read over them together. SO just because YOU wouldn't do something does not make you right or superior. I took the circumstances in front of me and acted accordingly. I don't have a blanket policy of I would never so something.

It would be one thing if I had posted to gossip about my friend or to talk about her behind her back to make fun of her. That would be wrong. To seek out others experiences and actually get answers from an expert in the field? I would do it again and if she has other issues pop up I will do it again.

Anonymous said...

Does Sancimommy always think she's such hot shit?

Anonymous said...

It's satire 389. She has a Facebook page too.


Anonymous said...

Fuck off banana lady it's more than one blog bitch that would be happy if you'd stfu.

It's not horrifying to read your shit here it's annoying and yes I sometimes do scroll on by, but your attitude of "OMG I am SOOOO great and you are all dumbasses!!" is what put's me off.

Anonymous said...

190 - She's not being satirical on the When I was 26 thread where she shoves it down everyone's throat how she paid for everything, bought her house with cash, saved a zillion dollars before she was 14 years old.

theoriginalbananalady said...

So I am supposed to give a shit that you are annoyed? Why should I care? I also don't care if you like my attitude. I think yours sucks. Do you give a fuck what I think? Of course not.

Anonymous said...

Yes she is 192.

Anonymous said...

194 - She doesn't do satire well.

Anonymous said...

Banana twat waffle, you seriously think anyone gives two shits about your problems on this blog? Go steal another identity and buy a fucking clue bitch, you're delusional. No one is reading your diatribe, gawd enough of you already this is not your blog. Fuck off. Get laid, find some real life friends ffs.

Anonymous said...

196-As if watching your 2 year old temper tantrum is so thrilling. Take your own advice.

theoriginalbananalady said...

Well, apparently someone here does because they keep bringing my posts over here to discuss.

I'm doing great in the real life friends and getting laid departments, thank you very much. However, you sound like you have an enormous stick up your ass. Maybe you should have that looked at. And you know what? This is also not your blog so you don't get to determine who posts here or what they post about. You are free to start your own blog to censor as much as you like and allow only the anonymous people you like to post there.

Anonymous said...

I've been having sex with a hot parent from my first grade class, i feel a little bit of guilt but the sex is so hot I can't stop myself. The first time I could barely fit him in me, his dick is huge. I'm getting horny just thinking about it.

We do it every where. He mainly wants to get his dick sucked which i love doing as it is huge and beautiful to look at.

Anonymous said...

199 - I knew you were in first grade.

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