All they do at the Smack Center is droned on endlessly about dumb ass wanna be celeb scrappers. I mean, who fucking cares what bitch is on what lame design team this month?
I think they all have "big ole Lesbian crushes" on each other but they are too far in the closet to understand it.
I say we put straps-on's on half of them and put them all in a pit and let 'em go at it for a few hours. Lots better than the hero worship and ass kissing that goes on with these stupid women. When will they realize that scrapbooking is NOTHING but pictures and glue??
PS...ignore the hostile blogger. she will get bored and go to a corner to twiddle herself soon.
Avedadiva is the LAST pea who neds another child. Kittens in the dryer, fist fights with in laws, obsession and stalking country singers, molestation accusations against her children, predators talking to her kids on cell phones. What a mess!
we need the chick that used to post what she wore every day. she had a way of pissing all of you off. it's fun having a field day getting you all riled up.
Anonymous said... 11 All they do at the Smack Center is droned on endlessly about dumb ass wanna be celeb scrappers. I mean, who fucking cares what bitch is on what lame design team this month?
I think they all have "big ole Lesbian crushes" on each other but they are too far in the closet to understand it.
I say we put straps-on's on half of them and put them all in a pit and let 'em go at it for a few hours. Lots better than the hero worship and ass kissing that goes on with these stupid women. When will they realize that scrapbooking is NOTHING but pictures and glue??
PS...ignore the hostile blogger. she will get bored and go to a corner to twiddle herself soon.
Keep on Smackin' Bitches!!
March 28, 2011 11:28 AM
I hope you do go find your corner soon. You look pathetic talking to yourself.
Here's an idea (and a pretty fucking logical one), oliver30, why don't you BUY a copy of frigging Seventeen, read it and work out FOR YOURSELF whether or not it's appropriate for your kid. FFS. Bloody fucking idiot.
#21 If you come here and respond to every one of these hateful wannabes, it would be worth coming to this place! You go girl! Way to put them in their places!
She is her own little Pea. When I first came on Peas, it was very popular to pile on her, I don't remember why.
Then her 'Brother Mark' took over one weekend and told everybody off, then she had to apologize, then I think she was generally accepted. She was odd. Leigh Jane is her DD.
MrsTypus doesn't want LizandJuann helping anyone she KNOWS. That's rich since she is worst TEACHER I have ever seen show her ignorance with every post she makes.
Ms Mariah, please stop replying to every single post with another post. "I don't like them either." "I don't get it either." "haha me too." "I never got the beatles thing either."
Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. (Oh, no, is STJ gonna handslap me and take away my siggy?)
Also in that thread, WTF *Harmony*? They are The BeAtles, as in BEAT, as in MUSIC, not scurrying little bugs you idiot.
Today is Monday, March 28th and I am wearing my flannel nightgown with the ruffle on the bottom and the pearl buttons. No underwear today because I haven't washed any and my hairy cooter needs to be aired out anyway. My pendulous breast are hanging free and are quite sweaty underneath. I think I have a new batch of yeast brewing under them. Can you smell it? No, not that shrimp smell, that is my crotch.
Love the irony of Skybar crying over government handouts while she's...receiving government handouts.
Whether she worked or not is irrelevant - the point is whether she is now too disabled to do any kind of work and take care of herself. Surely someone who is capable of posting nearly 21,000 times in 6 years can at least work behind a computer?
Anonymous said... 24 #20, why are you posting blogs that haven't seen a post since 2009?
March 28, 2011 12:46 PM
last posts are at the bottom btw the one blog was posted a few days ago and is "old info" for those who want to get caught up. why do you care, miss blog owner, really?
Anyone remember the story of the man who sued his bank for messing up on his mortgage/loan somehow? I can't find the story now. Figure one of you may remember it.
Avedadiva is the LAST pea who neds another child. Kittens in the dryer, fist fights with in laws, obsession and stalking country singers, molestation accusations against her children, predators talking to her kids on cell phones. What a mess! ----------- Totally agree. That family has enough dysfunction. Bringing another child into that hot mess is just sad. Avedadiva=total white trash
Capt K can't be beadhound. She posted this long call out thread about a pea, but Bead and that pea have always been friendly.
And sorry to bring back up this old topic, but the name Harper, it keeps popping up in my mind that the child will be called "Harpie" on the playground. When you name a kid, you have got to take the time to think of every play on the names that kids will come up with. Harpie isn't one you want your daughter called.
I still have Beadhound as my top candidate for Captain K. She has no scruples or loyalty, and it would be her MO to post an anonymous call out thread on someone she was supposedly close to.
Surely I'm not the only blog bitch who remembers how two-faced and fickle she was????! She'd twist herself into knots trying to agree with trying to keep up with whatever the way the pea-winds were blowing.
I remember seeing her chew people up and spit them out the day after being just as sweet as sugar to them previously.
*shrug* NSBR is better with the hound having to wreak her havoc on the down low.
lizandjuan is back? No friggin' way! Hook a sista up.
I don't think Captain K is Bead. Captain K is so self righteous and has such a WASP stick up her ass she couldn't be Bead. Bead is a cop hating, burn your bra, jewelry hawking hippie wanna be.
oh come on. Capt K is not Yubon. Yubon is a bitch with her own name attached to each and every post. Capt K is a sneaky bitch and too much of a coward to use her real name.
Anonymous said... 55 oh come on. Capt K is not Yubon. Yubon is a bitch with her own name attached to each and every post. Capt K is a sneaky bitch and too much of a coward to use her real name.
March 28, 2011 6:43 PM
Yeah because we all want to name our child after coffee so they can use their real name on an anonymous message board. Yubon=real name and Capt. K=fake name, gotcha.
Damn. Just as I was thinking the other day how nice it has been without Jill, she's back. So what if her daughter wants to record Full House. I bet Jill watches plenty of crap TV too. God does the woman think she is the be all end all of taste and coolness? She thinks she's so damn funny and edgy. STFU Jill.
5 finger is back posting? I cause her twat has healed up from the episotomy and now she has nothing better to do. Gawd, how long of a maternity leave is she taking?
Just a side note, I was AMAZED when I found out how young she is. I swore she was in her 40's. She looks so old and bitchy, poor thing.
#7, I run the smackcenter blog and was as surprised as the next person to see that comment and the others that followed. You guys have a whole different realm of smack here, although sometimes I think I should start a separate Studio Calico and Papertrey Ink smack blog just to satisfy the smackers who continually bring them up! The pod is a world of its own :-)
i'm pretty sure she said this group was for people who didn't like to get out of the house. she probably just forced this other lady back into not wanting to come out. wtg
i'm pretty sure she said this group was for people who didn't like to get out of the house. she probably just forced this other lady back into not wanting to come out. wtg ---------
Yeah, she was a bitch about it. She is obviously wetting herself at her "popularity" now. I hope someone in "her" group does the same thing to her. That was a bitchy way to handle it.
I agree 68 and 71, if someone had pulled that with her she'd be whining at the pod at how unfair it was.
And I am still wondering why Ms. Mariah needed breast pads, is she a large chunk of woman? Maybe her boobies are ultra sweaty from thinking of the gay Thornbirds dude.
Magz sure is milking the dead patient thing, I'm sure his family would be so sorry it traumatized her so much she needs to tell everyone on a scrapbook message board.
Wow imagine a landlord having the balls not to renew a lease. She should stfu, just because the tenant is 80, (80!) doesn't make it a horrible thing. FFS she's getting 2 months notice.
Yes, Mariah looks like a chunky troll. She has posted pics of herself from her mothers wedding when she went on and on and on about how she was dressed and her sister sucked ass. She kept throwing words out like pashmina, classy, blah, blah, blah. I am sure the breast pads are to absorb the yeast under her saggy boobies.
The art teacher has an hour and a half in the middle of the school day to post on a message board about a student not having complete mastery of world geography. And she thinks her colleague will "appreciate" her email? Alrighty then.
BrianaJill is a whiner and woe is me. She is intelligent. She is ugly. Ugliness somehow stunted her emotional growth. Scrappertastic is likely mentally retarded and someone just gave her a computer and said have at it. Big difference
Is it too much to hope for that when Mrs. T has that third child she won't have the time to show all of us her "know it all, I'm such a model of virtue and intelligence" attitude?
What would you do if you were the moderator of NSBR? My first order of business would be to ban game threads and I'd do it for no particular reason other than I think they are stupid and annoying.
#93 You know Betty Broderick needs to make her other kids feel stupid so they don't outshine her Rainman tardlet's success at not shitting her pants or whatever. Gawd, I feel bad for her other kids, to have to put up with psycho mama Betty Broderick and her worship of the Rainman Tardlet.
You must have missed her post going "postal" on UPS for not delivering the Rainman Tardlet's Pegasus when it was SUPPOSE TO BE DELIVERED.
I'll say a prayer for you in hopes that your games will be deleted promptly. Oh and that you won't stay so miserable.
You need to get back to the pod or you'll miss your turn counting backwards from 1000. I'll pray you don't forget which number to type when it's your go.
BrianaJill is a whiner and woe is me. She is intelligent. She is ugly. Ugliness somehow stunted her emotional growth. Scrappertastic is likely mentally retarded and someone just gave her a computer and said have at it. Big difference ^^^^^^ That.
Intelligence wise, there's nothing wrong with BriannaJill. Scrappertastic has some kind of significant mental(itelligence) impairment.
Big difference between being truly simple and an intelligent jackass. BriannaJill is more like cycworker than she is like Scrappertastic.
My god, does EVERYONE at the fucking pod have a SPECIAL NEEDS retard??? Never in my life did I imagine there were that many messed up in kids in the world. They all have labels slapped on their foreheads. I think all their parents smoke too much weed and their eggs were moldy and the sperms all swam sideways.
I'll say a prayer for you in hopes that your games will be deleted promptly. Oh and that you won't stay so miserable.
You need to get back to the pod or you'll miss your turn counting backwards from 1000. I'll pray you don't forget which number to type when it's your go. -------------- Bwahahahahaha!
My god, does EVERYONE at the fucking pod have a SPECIAL NEEDS retard??? Never in my life did I imagine there were that many messed up in kids in the world. They all have labels slapped on their foreheads. I think all their parents smoke too much weed and their eggs were moldy and the sperms all swam sideways. March 29, 2011 4:16 PM ---------------------- Pretty much. But unfortunately, this isn't just a pod problem. Kids w/ a diagnosis "on the autism spectrum" are up by insane amounts. The public schools are becoming flooded, inundated actually, with all these special little snowflakes. I do think that many, many pea-moms covet that "special needs" diagnosis for some insane reason. My theory is that "special needs" is a great catch-phrase for them to blame all their parenting failures on.
Anonymous said... 105 I'll say a prayer for you in hopes that your games will be deleted promptly. Oh and that you won't stay so miserable.
You need to get back to the pod or you'll miss your turn counting backwards from 1000. I'll pray you don't forget which number to type when it's your go. -------------- Bwahahahahaha!
Anonymous said... 103 My god, does EVERYONE at the fucking pod have a SPECIAL NEEDS retard??? Never in my life did I imagine there were that many messed up in kids in the world. They all have labels slapped on their foreheads. I think all their parents smoke too much weed and their eggs were moldy and the sperms all swam sideways.
March 29, 2011 4:16 PM
Guess it really does show you how long the internet has been around since your Mom was probably an original Pea. Surprised you found your way here.
#112--HAHAHA!! Actually, 5 Finger's husband is dark haired and has an olive complexion. He also looks gay but he is Mormon and he would have to be gay and desperate to marry that whack a doodle. I wonder if she is changing poopy stink diapers on that changing table in her daughter's room.
I have a feeling that when Jill's daughter turns 15 or so, she will stab her mother in her sleep cause Jill was such a bitch to her.
I can see her buying the exact ring she wants now and then giving the fiance an invoice, if he ever shows up. God fucking forbid the guy get to pick out the ring.
Hey some men like a manly take charge wife, no shame in that.
Don't do it 116, you don't know what pea delights have yet to be posted here. And you want to find out! Just follow the threads and see how crazy and fucked up other people's lives are. Your's aint so bad.
The thread title should have been "come here to brag about the size of your engagement ring, make up a lie about the size of your engagement ring, or lecture everyone about diamonds"
I think Jill and her husband are probably made for each other. They are like the Mormon version of Michael Scott and Holly Flax from The Office. It's a match made in nerd heaven. Bless their hearts.
The thread title should have been "come here to brag about the size of your engagement ring, make up a lie about the size of your engagement ring, or lecture everyone about diamonds"
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I thought KeriWest was the worst one on that thread and then...
Who is angelag?? I can't place her but I know the nic. Did she change her avatar recently? Grrr...I hate it when people do that and I can't remember who the hell they are!!
#119 I'm not here for delight. I'm #116 and I'm here to see why I was being trashed. And I am certain that no one you could post about has a life as horrible as mine. I don't understand the thrill on trashing someone. Or kicking them while they are down. For me, this is the final push. Hope it makes everyone happy. Just hope & pray that someone you love isn't bullied to the point of feeling hopeless, someday it might even be your own child. And you will always have to wonder if your actions towards others led to it somehow.
Stop reading here and go get help. The correct way of thinking when you get brought up here, is that this blog is filled with the ultimate losers in life and this is the only way they know how to make themselves feel better.
Get angry and get determined to leave this blog of losers. Meanwhile call the suicide prevention line and get yourself right thinking again.
The people that post mean shit here are the lowest form of life on the internet. Their words are meaningless. They are devoid of empathy, compassion and any form of social grace.
Do you really think anyone of them is worthy dying over? Hell if the lot of them were burning on the side of the road, I wouldn't piss on them to put out the fire.
Many of us just watch the blog for a slip up so we can identify who posts here so we can run them off the pod. Those of us watching, laugh at the outrageous lies they post. And then the really stupid people here believe it.
Many more people reading the drivel here don't believe a word these losers come up with. We just watch and wait for them to out themselves. So whatever they posted about you, trust me only the idiot other posters here believe it, because they are all low IQ drooling emotional vampires who need this to entertain themselves because they have nothing else going for them.
This is nothing more than fan fiction for the socially inept.
Oh. Bravo! What a sanctimonious little rant, 128. Just keep telling yourself you're only here as the pea police: maybe one day you'll actually come to believe it, but no one else does.
Many of us just watch the blog for a slip up so we can identify who posts here so we can run them off the pod. ========== LOL, just how pathetic do you think that makes you sound?
OK then, I'll confess to my real identity, my name starts with L, I am a lawyer and recently had my insides stapled shut because I'm fat.... now quick, go back to the pod and run me off... (where's that eye roll smiley?)
Who is angelag?? I can't place her but I know the nic. Did she change her avatar recently? Grrr...I hate it when people do that and I can't remember who the hell they are -------------------------------- Angelag is the trailer trash "photographer" who is married to a Ginger, doesn't have a pot to piss in, has a messy, nasty house yet buys 2K DSLR cameras for her business and then pops out kid after kid
When did Jill become the darling of some of the peas? Now all of a sudden people pick on Jill simply because she posts? I wouldn't hate her so damn much if every one of her posts wasn't how fucking funny she thinks she is at other people's expense (I changed my husband's ring tone I'm so damn funny.) or even this geography issue. It's not her kid to be posting on the internet about.
Fine, send the email to him but why share it with a bunch of women on the internet?
All that woman does is complain. God and summer is coming up. Look for the "I'm hot because I live in Phoenix" posts.
angelag has been a pea for a long time, but just recently popped back in. Her old avatar was brunette, so she does look a bit different in her new one. I've always liked her.
#126 -- I get trashed on here. I got trashed on the last 2 threads. But the fun here is when the posters all turn on each other. Now that is funny.
"You shut up!" "No YOU shut up!" "Hi Lauren!" "I'm not Lauren!" "Yes you are!" "No I'm not!" "Stop talking to yourself!"
Its so schizo its hysterical!
None of what was written about me was true, accurate, or fair. This place is like the National Enquier of 2peas. There's a tiny kernnal of truth that is exploded to a big story when there is no story.
I bet whatever was said about you here was 1% true and 99% not true. Just get off the internet and this blog and 2peas, call 911 or a suicide hotline and talk to them for help.
I say this as a person who has had those thoughts, but not b/c of 2peas or this blog, do to real situations and problems that I couldn't see how to solve and pain I was tired of trying to ignore and live through. So I do know how you feel, just get off here and get some help. There's nothing anyone can say about you here or on the pod that is worth more than your family and friends love.
#116 posted: If you were going to commit suicide, how would you do it?
================================================ Are you kidding? I wouldn't give people the satisfaction of knowing they drove me to it. Besides I plan to live a long HOSTILE life on this blog as well as in Real Life.
Speaking of Real Life, get one, you obviously need it, get off the smack, get off the bucket, and get off the web.
153 comments:
http://thesmackcenter.blogspot.com/2011/03/twelve-month-smackiversary_24.html
heading to the other blogs, this place is infested with Hostile! Too bad you made it suck
wow.just.wow.they.both.suck!!11!1ONE!!!11!!11
Which troll do you think Fleur is?
http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533/shana
GO SHANA!!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079836
Staph Infections Free
Toys, Towels and Trash
Dildo Dishers
Hey #1, (NOOB) that blog is a scrapbook smack site, this one is for the NSBR. DUH.
"heading to the other blogs, this place is infested with Hostile! Too bad you made it suck"
Go drum up traffic for your lame ass blog somewhere else.
Magz811 is violating hippa laws. So unprofessional.
Wait, I thought Magz was a receptionist or did the billing?????
Really? What's the guy's name then? Dumbass.
All they do at the Smack Center is droned on endlessly about dumb ass wanna be celeb scrappers. I mean, who fucking cares what bitch is on what lame design team this month?
I think they all have "big ole Lesbian crushes" on each other but they are too far in the closet to understand it.
I say we put straps-on's on half of them and put them all in a pit and let 'em go at it for a few hours. Lots better than the hero worship and ass kissing that goes on with these stupid women. When will they realize that scrapbooking is NOTHING but pictures and glue??
PS...ignore the hostile blogger. she will get bored and go to a corner to twiddle herself soon.
Keep on Smackin' Bitches!!
Avedadiva is the LAST pea who neds another child. Kittens in the dryer, fist fights with in laws, obsession and stalking country singers, molestation accusations against her children, predators talking to her kids on cell phones. What a mess!
Anonymous said... 6 Hey #1, (NOOB) that blog is a scrapbook smack site, this one is for the NSBR. DUH.
March 28, 2011 10:40 AM
Hater/Fighter
we need the chick that used to post what she wore every day. she had a way of pissing all of you off.
it's fun having a field day getting you all riled up.
Anonymous said... 7 "heading to the other blogs, this place is infested with Hostile! Too bad you made it suck"
Go drum up traffic for your lame ass blog somewhere else.
March 28, 2011 11:00 AM
Lame comment. Highly doubt that was "his/her" blog.
You guys try way to hard.
So the owner of this "blog" (if you want to call it that) is the angry bitch! This is hilarious.
I think I'll post Emilys or whoevers info and get it banned.
Could Skybar be anymore racist?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079725
"there's the 'black farmer' handout."
"and the Indian give away by the government scam"
There is no denying that John Stossel is a Fox News Tool but seriously does she really think it is only the "minorities" doing the ripping off?
Anonymous said... 11 All they do at the Smack Center is droned on endlessly about dumb ass wanna be celeb scrappers. I mean, who fucking cares what bitch is on what lame design team this month?
I think they all have "big ole Lesbian crushes" on each other but they are too far in the closet to understand it.
I say we put straps-on's on half of them and put them all in a pit and let 'em go at it for a few hours. Lots better than the hero worship and ass kissing that goes on with these stupid women. When will they realize that scrapbooking is NOTHING but pictures and glue??
PS...ignore the hostile blogger. she will get bored and go to a corner to twiddle herself soon.
Keep on Smackin' Bitches!!
March 28, 2011 11:28 AM
I hope you do go find your corner soon.
You look pathetic talking to yourself.
Here's an idea (and a pretty fucking logical one), oliver30, why don't you BUY a copy of frigging Seventeen, read it and work out FOR YOURSELF whether or not it's appropriate for your kid. FFS. Bloody fucking idiot.
http://1stmeatless.wordpress.com/about/
http://2peasinmyazz.blogspot.com/
Heres the ones posted a few days ago, go there then.
It's a shame you're not losing readers but losing posters because you're so hateful. Poor hateful mean girl losing her touch (with reality LOL!!!!)
SabrinaM is ramping up in the Skybar thread.
#21 If you come here and respond to every one of these hateful wannabes, it would be worth coming to this place! You go girl! Way to put them in their places!
#20, why are you posting blogs that haven't seen a post since 2009?
What troll is Fleur?
She is her own little Pea. When I first came on Peas, it was very popular to pile on her, I don't remember why.
Then her 'Brother Mark' took over one weekend and told everybody off, then she had to apologize, then I think she was generally accepted. She was odd. Leigh Jane is her DD.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3079725&pg=2
MrsTypus doesn't want LizandJuann helping anyone she KNOWS. That's rich since she is worst TEACHER I have ever seen show her ignorance with every post she makes.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079903
Ms Mariah, please stop replying to every single post with another post. "I don't like them either." "I don't get it either." "haha me too." "I never got the beatles thing either."
Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. (Oh, no, is STJ gonna handslap me and take away my siggy?)
Also in that thread, WTF *Harmony*? They are The BeAtles, as in BEAT, as in MUSIC, not scurrying little bugs you idiot.
Good afternoon ladies!
Today is Monday, March 28th and I am wearing my flannel nightgown with the ruffle on the bottom and the pearl buttons. No underwear today because I haven't washed any and my hairy cooter needs to be aired out anyway. My pendulous breast are hanging free and are quite sweaty underneath. I think I have a new batch of yeast brewing under them. Can you smell it? No, not that shrimp smell, that is my crotch.
Have a great day ladies!
#28 is stupid.
#28 is jane doe & poster of the majority of the content on this stupid ass place!
#28 is funny, in a "has she been spying on my grandma" kind of way.
#28 Must be a French Exchange Student, THEY would know about smelly pits and hairy cooters!
Love the irony of Skybar crying over government handouts while she's...receiving government handouts.
Whether she worked or not is irrelevant - the point is whether she is now too disabled to do any kind of work and take care of herself. Surely someone who is capable of posting nearly 21,000 times in 6 years can at least work behind a computer?
Anonymous said... 24 #20, why are you posting blogs that haven't seen a post since 2009?
March 28, 2011 12:46 PM
last posts are at the bottom btw
the one blog was posted a few days ago and is "old info" for those who want to get caught up.
why do you care, miss blog owner, really?
23 talking to herself again I see. God this is the same shit, no need to tell me to go or respond (i won't see it) Bye asses!
Jane Dumbass talks to herself a LOT!! Shrivel up!
But GO SHANA!
Lots of anon pod bitches who "don't read that filthy blog" spamming here today...
Ok, what did Skybar do for a living before she went on the dole?
Anyone remember the story of the man who sued his bank for messing up on his mortgage/loan somehow? I can't find the story now. Figure one of you may remember it.
Anonymous said... 37 Lots of anon pod bitches who "don't read that filthy blog" spamming here today...
March 28, 2011 4:11 PM
No, I think Jane is bored.
I'm very surprised that none of the judgmental peas has come in and told her that her daughter is too young for facebook.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079924
Avedadiva is the LAST pea who neds another child. Kittens in the dryer, fist fights with in laws, obsession and stalking country singers, molestation accusations against her children, predators talking to her kids on cell phones. What a mess!
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Totally agree. That family has enough dysfunction. Bringing another child into that hot mess is just sad.
Avedadiva=total white trash
Looz & Whine is back! Awesomeness.
Capt K can't be beadhound. She posted this long call out thread about a pea, but Bead and that pea have always been friendly.
And sorry to bring back up this old topic, but the name Harper, it keeps popping up in my mind that the child will be called "Harpie" on the playground. When you name a kid, you have got to take the time to think of every play on the names that kids will come up with. Harpie isn't one you want your daughter called.
"Ok, what did Skybar do for a living before she went on the dole? "
Stipper? That would be so hilarious. Well except for the people that wound up looking at her with her clothes off.
What ever happened to "8?" She is my vote for Capt K.
Skybar as stripper is a terrifying thought. There are things that you just can't unsee.
I still have Beadhound as my top candidate for Captain K. She has no scruples or loyalty, and it would be her MO to post an anonymous call out thread on someone she was supposedly close to.
Surely I'm not the only blog bitch who remembers how two-faced and fickle she was????! She'd twist herself into knots trying to agree with trying to keep up with whatever the way the pea-winds were blowing.
I remember seeing her chew people up and spit them out the day after being just as sweet as sugar to them previously.
*shrug* NSBR is better with the hound having to wreak her havoc on the down low.
I don't think Bead is CaptainK. I am sure she's still around but don't know her new name. Any thoughts?
Harpie. Didn't think of that. Also she might be called Harpo.
Ah, posted at the same time as 5:59... You make some good points there.
lizandjuan is back? No friggin' way! Hook a sista up.
I don't think Captain K is Bead. Captain K is so self righteous and has such a WASP stick up her ass she couldn't be Bead. Bead is a cop hating, burn your bra, jewelry hawking hippie wanna be.
CapK = Yubon
Anonymous said... 43 Looz & Whine is back! Awesomeness.
March 28, 2011 5:13 PM
stop drooling
oh come on. Capt K is not Yubon. Yubon is a bitch with her own name attached to each and every post. Capt K is a sneaky bitch and too much of a coward to use her real name.
@47 Can you imagine her peeling off her holiday theme sweat suits and all the doG hair that is likely stuck to her pubs.
This Cunt couldn't google this? Shes probably looking up info on her illegal alien husband.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080016
Anonymous said... 55 oh come on. Capt K is not Yubon. Yubon is a bitch with her own name attached to each and every post. Capt K is a sneaky bitch and too much of a coward to use her real name.
March 28, 2011 6:43 PM
Yeah because we all want to name our child after coffee so they can use their real name on an anonymous message board. Yubon=real name and Capt. K=fake name, gotcha.
Hi, I'm Folgers, spelled Phoaaalgers.
Damn. Just as I was thinking the other day how nice it has been without Jill, she's back. So what if her daughter wants to record Full House. I bet Jill watches plenty of crap TV too. God does the woman think she is the be all end all of taste and coolness? She thinks she's so damn funny and edgy. STFU Jill.
5 finger is back posting? I cause her twat has healed up from the episotomy and now she has nothing better to do. Gawd, how long of a maternity leave is she taking?
Just a side note, I was AMAZED when I found out how young she is. I swore she was in her 40's. She looks so old and bitchy, poor thing.
#57-no, she is probably looking up info on the slut her husband is sleeping with. So, was it a green card marriage for Michelley?
#7, I run the smackcenter blog and was as surprised as the next person to see that comment and the others that followed. You guys have a whole different realm of smack here, although sometimes I think I should start a separate Studio Calico and Papertrey Ink smack blog just to satisfy the smackers who continually bring them up! The pod is a world of its own :-)
Did we ever figure out why Mariah needs breast pads?
62 it was linked the other day, someone only reposted it. Don't see the harm really lol you just look silly coming here now.
Looks like this place has failed. Miserably.
65, you have failed.
Ah, Hostile is awake and ready to pounce! Have a miserable day!??!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079905
i'm pretty sure she said this group was for people who didn't like to get out of the house. she probably just forced this other lady back into not wanting to come out. wtg
http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533/shana
I voted for Shana again. Not only is she very pretty and as Keri even said, she's probably deserving as well.
Only 3 more days to vote.
I also voted for others. I also voted for Marissa, as average. I do tend to call it as I see it though.
69, who the fuck cares? I am so tired of the voting shit.
No one gives two shits for whom you cast your vote.
i'm pretty sure she said this group was for people who didn't like to get out of the house. she probably just forced this other lady back into not wanting to come out. wtg
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Yeah, she was a bitch about it. She is obviously wetting herself at her "popularity" now. I hope someone in "her" group does the same thing to her. That was a bitchy way to handle it.
I agree 68 and 71, if someone had pulled that with her she'd be whining at the pod at how unfair it was.
And I am still wondering why Ms. Mariah needed breast pads, is she a large chunk of woman? Maybe her boobies are ultra sweaty from thinking of the gay Thornbirds dude.
Magz sure is milking the dead patient thing, I'm sure his family would be so sorry it traumatized her so much she needs to tell everyone on a scrapbook message board.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080123
Wow imagine a landlord having the balls not to renew a lease. She should stfu, just because the tenant is 80, (80!) doesn't make it a horrible thing. FFS she's getting 2 months notice.
Yes, Mariah looks like a chunky troll. She has posted pics of herself from her mothers wedding when she went on and on and on about how she was dressed and her sister sucked ass. She kept throwing words out like pashmina, classy, blah, blah, blah. I am sure the breast pads are to absorb the yeast under her saggy boobies.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3079997
I cannot WAIT until the peas turn on this one like they tunred on Brianna. CANNOT.WAIT.
Gawd, she's dumb. Yes, I know, she's "special" but Holy Stupid Batman!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080127
The art teacher has an hour and a half in the middle of the school day to post on a message board about a student not having complete mastery of world geography. And she thinks her colleague will "appreciate" her email? Alrighty then.
well Brianna has responded on that thread, maybe they'll strike up a friendship!
duh the art teachers on maternity leave so yeah she has time but I'm sure the colleague will be so happy to rush to the aid of the dumbass student.
If she's on maternity leave, how could she be teaching the lesson the student couldn't grasp?
Duh.
#67 posted:
Ah, Hostile is awake and ready to pounce! Have a miserable day!??!
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No, Thundercunt, I'm Hostile! STFU now and crawl back under your rock and feed those crotch maggots you popped out some uncrustables and HiC.
76- It was established long ago that Scrappertastic has some issues. Not issues that she can help, either. Keep up, assholes.
Look at her profile pics.
FFS. That poor girl isn't right, and the bitches are saying "she'll never survive in a work environment." WTF Peas! *shaking head*
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080198
scramper75 has to be special if she thinks she needs daycare for her 15 almost 16 dd.
so what's the difference between smacking brianna jill and scrappertastic? Both of them aren't right but BJ is a target.
BrianaJill is a whiner and woe is me. She is intelligent. She is ugly. Ugliness somehow stunted her emotional growth. Scrappertastic is likely mentally retarded and someone just gave her a computer and said have at it. Big difference
Exactly 86.
BJ graduated COLLEGE. Real, accredited college.
Scrappertastic isn't even in the same realm.
FFS. How many times do we have to clue the n00bs in? Read people!
wow 70, are you that much of a bitch all the time?
no wonder you can't get laid.
are you another lazy sahm or are you at work screwing the boss out of valuable time when you should be working?
Is it too much to hope for that when Mrs. T has that third child she won't have the time to show all of us her "know it all, I'm such a model of virtue and intelligence" attitude?
81 I can see you smashing keys when you type that stuff. Take your medication now sweety and click the red X up on the top of your screen.
Bless your heart.
(Don't go get all angry again, it shows the veins in your forehead and neck).
MrsFattee is the only pea who's neck I would love to ring. Right along with Angela and Skybar.
Anonymous said... 70 69, who the fuck cares? I am so tired of the voting shit.
No one gives two shits for whom you cast your vote.
March 29, 2011 6:58 AM
I'm so tired of people whining about being tired of the voting shit. No one gives two shits about what you like.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080172
Fucking hell, take the A you dumb parent - you want the school to downgrade your precious?
What would you do if you were the moderator of NSBR? My first order of business would be to ban game threads and I'd do it for no particular reason other than I think they are stupid and annoying.
Definitely the game threads and any prayer threads would get deleted as soon as they were posted.
#93 You know Betty Broderick needs to make her other kids feel stupid so they don't outshine her Rainman tardlet's success at not shitting her pants or whatever. Gawd, I feel bad for her other kids, to have to put up with psycho mama Betty Broderick and her worship of the Rainman Tardlet.
You must have missed her post going "postal" on UPS for not delivering the Rainman Tardlet's Pegasus when it was SUPPOSE TO BE DELIVERED.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3080107#28565289
Anonymous said... 95 Definitely the game threads and any prayer threads would get deleted as soon as they were posted.
March 29, 2011 2:25 PM
I'll say a prayer for you in hopes that your games will be deleted promptly. Oh and that you won't stay so miserable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QHiAZMKG5Q
this reminds me of you classless morAns
I'll say a prayer for you in hopes that your games will be deleted promptly. Oh and that you won't stay so miserable.
You need to get back to the pod or you'll miss your turn counting backwards from 1000. I'll pray you don't forget which number to type when it's your go.
BrianaJill is a whiner and woe is me. She is intelligent. She is ugly. Ugliness somehow stunted her emotional growth. Scrappertastic is likely mentally retarded and someone just gave her a computer and said have at it. Big difference
^^^^^^
That.
Intelligence wise, there's nothing wrong with BriannaJill. Scrappertastic has some kind of significant mental(itelligence) impairment.
Big difference between being truly simple and an intelligent jackass. BriannaJill is more like cycworker than she is like Scrappertastic.
#98, thanks for the link and oh
"Okay, now let's try to get an post from someone who's not a complete retard."
All Hail the Majikal Beouf and Tardtastic Tater Tot Casserole!
Tracy/BettyB doesn't seem too bright herself. What kind of idiot tells a "special needs" child that some long awaited package is "on its way"????!
Any idiot knows better than to make promises based on what delivery services SHOULD do. What a dumb twat.
My god, does EVERYONE at the fucking pod have a SPECIAL NEEDS retard??? Never in my life did I imagine there were that many messed up in kids in the world. They all have labels slapped on their foreheads. I think all their parents smoke too much weed and their eggs were moldy and the sperms all swam sideways.
Tracy is probably way more special needs than any of her kids are. Jeebus!
Feed them all Magikal Beouf!!
I'll say a prayer for you in hopes that your games will be deleted promptly. Oh and that you won't stay so miserable.
You need to get back to the pod or you'll miss your turn counting backwards from 1000. I'll pray you don't forget which number to type when it's your go.
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Bwahahahahaha!
My god, does EVERYONE at the fucking pod have a SPECIAL NEEDS retard??? Never in my life did I imagine there were that many messed up in kids in the world. They all have labels slapped on their foreheads. I think all their parents smoke too much weed and their eggs were moldy and the sperms all swam sideways.
March 29, 2011 4:16 PM
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Pretty much. But unfortunately, this isn't just a pod problem. Kids w/ a diagnosis "on the autism spectrum" are up by insane amounts. The public schools are becoming flooded, inundated actually, with all these special little snowflakes.
I do think that many, many pea-moms covet that "special needs" diagnosis for some insane reason. My theory is that "special needs" is a great catch-phrase for them to blame all their parenting failures on.
Anonymous said... 101 #98, thanks for the link and oh
"Okay, now let's try to get an post from someone who's not a complete retard."
All Hail the Majikal Beouf and Tardtastic Tater Tot Casserole!
March 29, 2011 3:52 PM
Who let this idiot back in the door again?
Anonymous said... 105 I'll say a prayer for you in hopes that your games will be deleted promptly. Oh and that you won't stay so miserable.
You need to get back to the pod or you'll miss your turn counting backwards from 1000. I'll pray you don't forget which number to type when it's your go.
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Bwahahahahaha!
March 29, 2011 4:46 PM
laughing at your own comments is L.A.M.E.
Anonymous said... 103 My god, does EVERYONE at the fucking pod have a SPECIAL NEEDS retard??? Never in my life did I imagine there were that many messed up in kids in the world. They all have labels slapped on their foreheads. I think all their parents smoke too much weed and their eggs were moldy and the sperms all swam sideways.
March 29, 2011 4:16 PM
Guess it really does show you how long the internet has been around since your Mom was probably an original Pea. Surprised you found your way here.
GO SHANA
even though there are people who do not give a fuck anymore
#106 posted:
My theory is that "special needs" is a great catch-phrase for them to blame all their parenting failures on.
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Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a Winner!
Jill is so fucking annoying. I bet her co workers can't stand her! Also is she another Letourneau the new spawn is very latin looking
#112--HAHAHA!! Actually, 5 Finger's husband is dark haired and has an olive complexion. He also looks gay but he is Mormon and he would have to be gay and desperate to marry that whack a doodle. I wonder if she is changing poopy stink diapers on that changing table in her daughter's room.
I have a feeling that when Jill's daughter turns 15 or so, she will stab her mother in her sleep cause Jill was such a bitch to her.
"I have a feeling that when Jill's daughter turns 15 or so, she will stab her mother in her sleep cause Jill was such a bitch to her"
JesusH, what a thing to say.
signed,
not a Jill fan, and *not* Jill(gag)
Jill is a bitch, period.
If you were going to commit suicide, how would you do it?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080119
Talk about $30 wasted. That looks like shit.
Wow, when did AN get engaged???
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080245
I can see her buying the exact ring she wants now and then giving the fiance an invoice, if he ever shows up. God fucking forbid the guy get to pick out the ring.
Hey some men like a manly take charge wife, no shame in that.
Don't do it 116, you don't know what pea delights have yet to be posted here. And you want to find out! Just follow the threads and see how crazy and fucked up other people's lives are. Your's aint so bad.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080245
The thread title should have been "come here to brag about the size of your engagement ring, make up a lie about the size of your engagement ring, or lecture everyone about diamonds"
GO SHANA!!!
I think Jill and her husband are probably made for each other. They are like the Mormon version of Michael Scott and Holly Flax from The Office. It's a match made in nerd heaven. Bless their hearts.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3080245
The thread title should have been "come here to brag about the size of your engagement ring, make up a lie about the size of your engagement ring, or lecture everyone about diamonds"
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I thought KeriWest was the worst one on that thread and then...
angelag's white trash ass showed up.
Who is angelag?? I can't place her but I know the nic. Did she change her avatar recently? Grrr...I hate it when people do that and I can't remember who the hell they are!!
GO MARISSA!!!
#119 I'm not here for delight. I'm #116 and I'm here to see why I was being trashed. And I am certain that no one you could post about has a life as horrible as mine. I don't understand the thrill on trashing someone. Or kicking them while they are down. For me, this is the final push. Hope it makes everyone happy. Just hope & pray that someone you love isn't bullied to the point of feeling hopeless, someday it might even be your own child. And you will always have to wonder if your actions towards others led to it somehow.
#126, if you truly feel tat way you need to call 911 and get off the internet now.
It's not funny, nor cute to anonymously tell the world that you want to kill yourself.
If you are truly in crisis, call 911 NOW.
126
Stop reading here and go get help. The correct way of thinking when you get brought up here, is that this blog is filled with the ultimate losers in life and this is the only way they know how to make themselves feel better.
Get angry and get determined to leave this blog of losers. Meanwhile call the suicide prevention line and get yourself right thinking again.
The people that post mean shit here are the lowest form of life on the internet. Their words are meaningless. They are devoid of empathy, compassion and any form of social grace.
Do you really think anyone of them is worthy dying over? Hell if the lot of them were burning on the side of the road, I wouldn't piss on them to put out the fire.
Many of us just watch the blog for a slip up so we can identify who posts here so we can run them off the pod. Those of us watching, laugh at the outrageous lies they post. And then the really stupid people here believe it.
Many more people reading the drivel here don't believe a word these losers come up with. We just watch and wait for them to out themselves. So whatever they posted about you, trust me only the idiot other posters here believe it, because they are all low IQ drooling emotional vampires who need this to entertain themselves because they have nothing else going for them.
This is nothing more than fan fiction for the socially inept.
Oh. Bravo! What a sanctimonious little rant, 128.
Just keep telling yourself you're only here as the pea police: maybe one day you'll actually come to believe it, but no one else does.
Many of us just watch the blog for a slip up so we can identify who posts here so we can run them off the pod.
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LOL, just how pathetic do you think that makes you sound?
OK then, I'll confess to my real identity, my name starts with L, I am a lawyer and recently had my insides stapled shut because I'm fat.... now quick, go back to the pod and run me off... (where's that eye roll smiley?)
Who is angelag?? I can't place her but I know the nic. Did she change her avatar recently? Grrr...I hate it when people do that and I can't remember who the hell they are
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Angelag is the trailer trash "photographer" who is married to a Ginger, doesn't have a pot to piss in, has a messy, nasty house yet buys 2K DSLR cameras for her business and then pops out kid after kid
GO MARISSA!!!
March 29, 2011 9:58 PM
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Hi KeriWestPartDeux!
118 She never said she was engaged.
Hi Marissa!
http://www.txweddings.com/contest/2533/shana
I just voted Shana to # 3000. I really do think she is prettier than Marissa. She's very natural and looks intelligent.
I think Marissa could be a pretty girl if she would quit the typical Texas look. Her bone structure is good, but she overworks the hair/makeup bit.
When did Jill become the darling of some of the peas? Now all of a sudden people pick on Jill simply because she posts? I wouldn't hate her so damn much if every one of her posts wasn't how fucking funny she thinks she is at other people's expense (I changed my husband's ring tone I'm so damn funny.) or even this geography issue. It's not her kid to be posting on the internet about.
Fine, send the email to him but why share it with a bunch of women on the internet?
All that woman does is complain. God and summer is coming up. Look for the "I'm hot because I live in Phoenix" posts.
Who broke the bukkit?
131 you are confusing angelag with angela marvel (amarvel?).
angelag has been a pea for a long time, but just recently popped back in. Her old avatar was brunette, so she does look a bit different in her new one. I've always liked her.
#126 -- I get trashed on here. I got trashed on the last 2 threads. But the fun here is when the posters all turn on each other. Now that is funny.
"You shut up!"
"No YOU shut up!"
"Hi Lauren!"
"I'm not Lauren!"
"Yes you are!"
"No I'm not!"
"Stop talking to yourself!"
Its so schizo its hysterical!
None of what was written about me was true, accurate, or fair. This place is like the National Enquier of 2peas. There's a tiny kernnal of truth that is exploded to a big story when there is no story.
I bet whatever was said about you here was 1% true and 99% not true. Just get off the internet and this blog and 2peas, call 911 or a suicide hotline and talk to them for help.
I say this as a person who has had those thoughts, but not b/c of 2peas or this blog, do to real situations and problems that I couldn't see how to solve and pain I was tired of trying to ignore and live through. So I do know how you feel, just get off here and get some help. There's nothing anyone can say about you here or on the pod that is worth more than your family and friends love.
Yeah, the messy house, married to a Ginger, took pics of herself in her underwear is angela marvel. She is gross beyond words.
didn't angelag work for a brewing company and get a divorce a few years ago? she was dark haired back then.
#116 posted:
If you were going to commit suicide, how would you do it?
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Are you kidding? I wouldn't give people the satisfaction of knowing they drove me to it. Besides I plan to live a long HOSTILE life on this blog as well as in Real Life.
Speaking of Real Life, get one, you obviously need it, get off the smack, get off the bucket, and get off the web.
3035 for Shana.
angelag is not the messy one married to a ginger. That is amarvel or whatever her name is.
So true about Jill, she's so stupid and NOT funny.
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We are not monkeys here to dance for your entertainment. If you are bored then come up with something interesting to discuss.
New Space is up. :)
Shana is now ahead of Marissa.
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