Friday, November 4, 2011

New Space

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Anonymous said...

Good morning, bitches!

Anonymous said...

Good morning, starshine!

Anonymous said...

3rd!

The Earth said...

Hello!

Anonymous said...

New space is nice.

Politico posters still need to STFU.

Anonymous said...

5 WHY don't you stfu. When you are promoted to blog police you'll get a shiny badge and a plastic water pistol to wave around. Until then, you are just another whiner around here. Quick to bitch, but nothing to contribute.

Anonymous said...

Shut up, 6, nobody wants to read that political bullshit here. You're not the blog police either, and anyone can tell anyone to shut their pie holes whenever we damn well feel like it.

CandyBoots-Lick 'em said...

Man, this place royally sucks lately. All you hags do is fight amongst yourselves lately.

I have to agree that BF's husband does look like a "special" guy. Dorkwad to the max. I guess it was about all she could get considering what a fucking bitch-cunt she is.

Squills Facebook page to shill her lard laden Rice Krispy treats is public for anyone to see. Just search for The Cheerful Baker. All she does is shill the goodie boxes. She doesn't post recipes. Why should she post them for free when the dumbasses buy her fucking shit? She probably needs to pay her mortgage and buy her rugrats some shoes.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 7 Shut up, 6, nobody wants to read that political bullshit here. You're not the blog police either, and anyone can tell anyone to shut their pie holes whenever we damn well feel like it.

November 4, 2011 9:07 AM

88888888888888

What she said..

^^That.

This.

ITA

Anonymous said...

PookieTheBear's frizzy, nasty ass, clown red, hair down to her asshole looks like shit. It makes her look like a midwest hick and no one wants to see a cow with nasty ass gray frizzy hair down to her asshole.

CUT THAT NASTY SHIT!!! you look like Bozo on crack.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129199

Anyone else think this is weird and not normal what kelly creates writes about her dd

"My dd just turned 10 and while she was always a daddy's girl, especially when she was younger, now she is all about me. Not that she doesn't still love daddy but she wants me all the time. My dh can't even take her to the bus stop, I have to do it. If I go out, she panics. She asks me every day what my plans are so that she knows. I thought they were supposed to get less clingy when they got older, not more clingy."

Not smacking on the kid but if she were my dd I think I'd have to talk to a therapist or something. 10yos shouldn't panic when their mom goes out and what's the big deal if dad takes her to the bus stop.

Anonymous said...

11-yeah, I agree. That is some weird shit. Makes me wonder if the kid is scared to be alone with her dad which raises some other red flags, if you get my drift. Creepy for sure.

Anonymous said...

Just search for The Cheerful Baker. All she does is shill the goodie boxes.
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Tried that and couldn't find squillen.

Anonymous said...

try harder 13 she's on facebook as the cheerful baker I looked her up but didn't like her group, really don't want to see it in my feeds

Anonymous said...

I know 11,12 when I read that I thought the same thing. It's sad that the world sucks so much that thinking the dads a perv is the first thing that comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

PookieTheBear's frizzy, nasty ass, clown red, hair down to her asshole looks like shit. It makes her look like a midwest hick and no one wants to see a cow with nasty ass gray frizzy hair down to her asshole.

CUT THAT NASTY SHIT!!! you look like Bozo on crack.
November 4, 2011 9:16 AM

Where where where? I need to see this.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128947

No one is knockin' AB's gray hair? Really?

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Anonymous said...

You forgot the he won't have to worry about spending holidays with her family because she is estranged from them all do to narcissistic mothers, neglectful fathers and selfish brothers and sisters.

Anonymous said...

Nicely done 18.

Anonymous said...

Kitten heels, lol! What ever happened to Tempy? She got her ass handed to her about those kitten heels. She was pretty obnoxious.

Anonymous said...

Spending $37.00 at the county fair is a small fortune?

Some peas sense of money, baffles me.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3128947

No one is knockin' AB's gray hair? Really?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I'm amazed at the sheer length of which BF can talk about her gray hair.

Anonymous said...

lmfao cindyupnorth talking about her dd:

"Oh, we have nothing against the english degree per'se, it's her small narrrowing down of what she specifically wants to do..and honestly. We really don't think she can write all that well."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129222

Anonymous said...

23 I really do think her hair looks good (you know, for being gray and all LOL)

Anonymous said...

Damn 22 that's her small fortune at the fair? I didn't open that thread, she annoys me but I know when our family of 3 goes it's 200 bucks minimum. She must not do any rides, food or games.

Anonymous said...

25 - Hi Carla! Honestly we can't really *see* what BF's hair looks like from that top view pic.

What is gray the new *in* at 2peas? What's next full bush?

Anonymous said...

I prefer a little hedge trimming 27, usually in the shape of a lightening bolt cuz it's klassy!

Anonymous said...

Cindyupnorth=peatard.

I think the gray hair trend is because they're all so FRUGAL, you know. And hair color is just so expensive, and any frugal woman is above spending her money on it.

Anonymous said...

How would Cindyupnorth know who can write well? Her own grip on the English language is a more than a little slippery and we see evidence of this alot.

Anonymous said...

I'm amazed at the sheer length of which BF can talk about her gray hair.


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Good lord, yes. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

I'm amazed at the sheer length of which BF can talk about her gray hair.
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No shit! That woman waxes poetically on anything that has to do with HER. Self absorbed much???

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 27 25 - Hi Carla! Honestly we can't really *see* what BF's hair looks like from that top view pic.

What is gray the new *in* at 2peas? What's next full bush?

November 4, 2011 10:52 AM

You wish, nice try though and thanks for playing.

I hope all your grays come in looking like shit LOL

http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/061008-smoking-gray-hair.jpg

Anonymous said...

29 - BF said she colored at home because she was allergic to salon color. With cvs couponing coloring at home can't cost that much.

Anonymous said...

34, now she can just give all her hair color to AN.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine if President Obama broke into Amazing Grace during one of his press conference­s?

LMAO! You must admit Cain is entertaining! He said he's the third Koch brother at a Tea Party event today. The red peas are also entertaining forcing themselves to like their lousy pool of GOP candidates.

Anonymous said...

Hate the gray hair. It doesn't really suit anyone on that thread.

ABanana did right by that cat, though. Hope Mom2Pits doesn't wander in and defecate all over that thread.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129179

Love all the peas that are medical experts!

Anonymous said...

I think the gray hair trend is because they're all so FRUGAL, you know. And hair color is just so expensive, and any frugal woman is above spending her money on it.


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I quit colouring mine because I didn't want to put all those chemicals on my scalp every 6 weeks for the rest of my life. I decided to keep it cut in an attractive style and keep it in good condition instead of trying to pretend that I am 23 again when I am twice that old. I don't have a reaction to the colour compound, I just don't want to keep putting it on my scalp.

Anonymous said...

A sexual harasser has no business being President of the United States. He should be Prime Minister of Italy

Anonymous said...

39 - how many chemicals do you put on your face and nails?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129255

cuntyupnorth is a real first class bitch. I feel sorry for her daughter, she would be terrible to have for a mother...

Anonymous said...

lol #41. In our early 20's, I had a friend go off on a tangent about all the 'chemicals' I put on my face (I used Estee Lauder products and she used plain soap), and how she would NEVER EVER EVER put 'chemicals' on her face. Fast forward 11 years, and she looks at least 10 years older than she is. She just recently asked me what I used on my face, as I look at least 5 years younger! I had to hold back the 'I told you so'.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129255

Her daughter SHOULD help out around the house. Even if it is just doing the dishes or folding laundry.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128945

Msmariah used a phrase that I rarely here on this thread. It was also used yesterday or the day before on the blog...coincidence??? I think not...

Anonymous said...

OMG how many threads are there going to be on going grey? It's called letting your roots grow out, you don't need directions and a group discussion on it!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129154

Anonymous said...

45 - I just want to tell Jenny to get a grip! It's not a big deal!

Anonymous said...

36 - did cain do that? link?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 36 Can you imagine if President Obama broke into Amazing Grace during one of his press conference­s?

LMAO! You must admit Cain is entertaining! He said he's the third Koch brother at a Tea Party event today. The red peas are also entertaining forcing themselves to like their lousy pool of GOP candidates.

November 4, 2011 1:16 PM

and you have Obama bwhahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

Is Jenny a photographer, a "photographer" or just a mom taking pics and sharing them???

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 45 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3128945

Msmariah used a phrase that I rarely here on this thread. It was also used yesterday or the day before on the blog...coincidence??? I think not...

November 4, 2011 2:31 PM

The spidey senses tingling? Been at the bucket for at least 8 years..

Anonymous said...

really #51? I guess I must have missed it. I saw it the other day here, and then read it in that thread.

Anonymous said...

spidey senses tingling and the plot thickens
are pretty core pea phrases

Anonymous said...

Guess I'm not up on my pea lingo. I'm thinking that is a good thing! :)

Anonymous said...

I find your annoyance........delicious #5.

Anonymous said...

I've colored my hair for 30 years...no sense stopping now.

Also, I get my nails done, use commercial soaps and lotions. Occasionally drink, have a cig,smoke some weed, eat fast food/junk snacks.

It's called living life.

Anonymous said...

39 - how many chemicals do you put on your face and nails?


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Some, not much. I don't paint my nails (I have occasional manicures/pedicures to keep things groomed and healthy but don't use polish). I am choosy about my facial products and bath products and select the ones that meet my particular needs in the most natural way possible, all physical sunscreen, organic where I can choose that. I also clean the house with bleach and vinegar mostly.

Then I drive my car, drink wine, eat cheeseburgers, and have a generally good time. I make choices. That's not a particularly complicated idea.

Anonymous said...

Some peas can't wipe their asses without assistance--what makes you think they can decide about something as important as hair color?!

ITA to whomever said Carla is self-absorbed. You'd think she was running the free world instead of sitting, peaing, and pinning all day.

Anonymous said...

There are nail polishes out there with less chemicals. They don't last as long, but it's not like there aren't options. Also more natural coloring agents for hair. And chemical-free make-up.

Anonymous said...

A sexual harasser has no business being President of the United States. He should be Prime Minister of Italy

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Lmao! Old Silvio makes both Clinton and Cain look like monks.

Anonymous said...

ITA to whomever said Carla is self-absorbed. You'd think she was running the free world instead of sitting, peaing, and pinning all day.

((((((((

Maybe we can get her off the board by suggesting she write a phonebook length manual on going gray.

Then another epic: meditations on Magickal Beouf and her legal analysis of the Casey Anthony trial. It will be boxed, like Proust.

Anonymous said...

LMAO 61!! Spot on!

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is lostinspace smoking tonight?

Anonymous said...

I think the gray hair trend is because they're all so FRUGAL, you know. And hair color is just so expensive, and any frugal woman is above spending her money on it.


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Fixed living costs have increased dramatically for middle class, and thus reduced discretionary income.

So yeah, cutting back is going on.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can get her off the board by suggesting she write a phonebook length manual on going gray.



LMFAO!
I started reading that thread and couldn't do it anymore when I reached the third feature film length post about her fucking rats tails.

Anonymous said...

She has also gone on and on about her nails and nail polish and just yesterday it was the damn lemon bars made out of cake mix and canned lemon goo (insert barf face). No wonder her husband looks "special". He was probably normal until he married her. @@

Anonymous said...

LMAO 61!! Spot on!
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I concur!

Anonymous said...

Tell me about leftturnonly, what's her deal? Is she a conservative or liberal? I see her posting all the time on the Cain threads but I honestly can't figure her out? Is she a straight up loon?

Anonymous said...

omfg, the whiney "photographer" pea who makes it sound like someone stole her fucking firstborn and published its photo in the New York Times!! Now she's left with only 2 option2, one of which is to never take anymore photos with the offending parent's kid in them. lol

Anonymous said...

lefty is a right wing loon. but she likes to keep it all vague and loosey-goosey. that way when it starts going bad for her side, she can claim she didn't mean that, didn't say that, etc. That is why you need a fucking code book to figure out wtf she is saying.

Anonymous said...

thanks 70! Yes she is vague.

Anonymous said...

speaking of chemicals and additives - those lemon bars sound revolting.

good thing bf is putting them down her gullet and not rubbing them on her scalp.

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Anonymous said...

Typical pea logic and critical thinking skills.

Anonymous said...

How would Cindyupnorth know who can write well? Her own grip on the English language is a more than a little slippery and we see evidence of this alot.
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She claims to be a physical therapist? and my ass is a size zero.

hint: it is a size 14

Maybe a PT assistant or cleans the treatment rooms, but no way is she a Physical Therapist.

That bitchyupnorth is one edumacated gal!

Anonymous said...

Lefty is part of the Squeals, BF, pineapple, KKKim, BBBFF bitches crowd. I have her milquetoast ass on ignore. I imagine she's still bossy and obnoxious. Her ignore status posts always comes up back to back in doubles and triples. Sky doesn't even do that.

Anonymous said...

Lefty only got on my radar when her dh died. Who is pineapple?

Anonymous said...

72 - I thought the same thing!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129328

angievp can't be bothered to go to an office function but will let her colleagues take her out for her birthday? Why does she always refer to her boss as the Judge? Yes I know he's a Judge, but calling him that makes it sound like she's thinks she works for some big shot like the President of the US.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129325

Peas are so weird. Do they track their dh when he drives home from work? It's more dangerous than flying.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I think most of the "going gray" stuff is just laziness. I'm betting unshaved legs and pits will be the next "trend" at the bucket. I'm willing to bet most don't maintain the standard of "grooming" that they claim on the bucket, anyway.

I think silver gray hair or snow white hair can be beautiful, especially when it's well-cared for and styled. In my opinion, it looks like you just don't care when you have scraggly gray hair mixed in with darker hair.

I'm in my 40s and have to color every 4 weeks, it takes all of 20 minutes and costs less than $10... I eat healthy/cleanish, exercise, don't smoke, don't drink much (a glass of with dinner a few times a week), and don't even take any medication, beyond an occasional ibuprofen. I'm thinking my monthly exposure to hair color probably has less of an impact on my health than a diet rich in cake balls, cream of crap soup, and crockpot Italian chicken...

Anonymous said...

80, you really need to put your editing skills to work. I am not reading your long post. You can say your shit in about two sentences, maybe three.

Anonymous said...

Totally agree with every word 80.

Anonymous said...

athenainca's avatar looks like she just had a pineapple rammed up her puckered ass.

alternatively: "money shot". self explanitory.

Anonymous said...

76- pineapple=Athena

Anonymous said...

You're just getting tired and lazy if you can't keep up your hair color. It's not like BF has anything else important to do but sit on her ass and pea all day long.

Anonymous said...

85 pimp!

Anonymous said...

I say let 'em all go mousey and gray.

Goes well with the crotchety old-baggery.

Anonymous said...

You're just getting tired and lazy if you can't keep up your hair color. It's not like BF has anything else important to do but sit on her ass and pea and pin all day long.

/fixed

Anonymous said...

You're just getting tired and lazy if you can't keep up your hair color. It's not like BF has anything else important to do but sit on her ass and pea and pin and knit all day long.

/ finally fixed

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129325
Peas are so weird. Do they track their dh when he drives home from work? It's more dangerous than flying.
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I don't see helicopering on the posts there so far. Flight tracking is a useful little time management tool. I use when family or friends are traveling particularly if I'm picking them up at the airport. I'd rather not spend more time than necessary hanging around an airport terminal than I need to.

Anonymous said...

81, you must have an incredibly short attention span. Or you are an idiot.

80, loved your post - keep it up!

Anonymous said...

91, I am not reading Heartcat-long posts here on the blog. She made her point in about three sentences. You don't like it? Kiss my gray-haired ass then.

Anonymous said...

wow I don't see 80s post being heart cat long. No wonder this countries slowly fading to dumb. If that post is to much for you to handle how do you ever manage to get through a voter pamphlet?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3129381&pg=1&sigtoggle=true

Her poor daughter is always going to live in the shadow of her brother.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129369

I find it odd that CheriVall thought people were over sharing to post their Christmas budgets yet has no problem sending her address to the world?

Anonymous said...

Euro/Scrapper should stfu, yes I'm sure ALL Germans treat their animals like their children and ALL Americans abuse and neglect them.

She thinks she some cat savior when she's making the poor sick cat live outside.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125656

Anonymous said...

She needs to move back to Germany. That's all she talks about.

Anonymous said...

Did she bump that fucking thread AGAIN?! She won't let it die.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129379

I had to look at the link to realize that the illiterate peatard meant "subpoena."

Anonymous said...

Someone yell up to Euro/Scrapper on her high horse that it's whether not weather.

Anonymous said...

OK thx 99 I was thinking it was some type of legal term I've never heard of, or herd, according to Euro/Scrappers way of spelling.

Anonymous said...

94-Yeah, I feel sorry for the daughter too. That woman is OBESESSED with her dead child when she has a living one. Her pea name is all about the dead one as is her siggy. I think she needs help. Grieve the dead but damn, woman...you have a LIVING child. Some people aren't so lucky.

Anonymous said...

"No Holes Barred" is a porn flick.

"No holds barred" is the phrase you're looking, CountryHam.

CountryHam
PeaAddict

PeaNut 335105 - August 2007
Posts: 1995 Layouts: 0

Posted: 11/3/2011 9:58:25 AM

I would consider any of my own "step" as my 100% own. If a step daughter had a child that is my granddaughter no holes barred. I am talking about former inlaws who move on and start families with a new SO. How far do we carry "family"

Anonymous said...

^^should be "looking for" ^^

Anonymous said...

Something tells me this wasn't sanctioned by a doctor.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129405

Anonymous said...

I don't know if it's sanctioned or not but I can't believe he drank all that and barely had any output.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129409

Well I would take my helicopter over and babysit with my dd.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 98 Did she bump that fucking thread AGAIN?! She won't let it die.

November 5, 2011 8:22 AM

no, *Gail Ohio* did, go figure..

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129333

I just have to say, I've never ever seen a nose quite like that.

Anonymous said...

nose job

Anonymous said...

Very fitting Pea Title.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129255

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129255


**cindyupnorth** is embarrassing herself on that thread. what a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Somebody tell Sammel aka Old Pea New Name that she needs to talk politics at her new job. They need enlightenment!

Anonymous said...

LOL, 111. So very true!

Anonymous said...

Now she's just lying.

In another thread she said he was only taking a few classes because he had to take care of his disabled brother. Now she says he's two years out of college.

We get it Cindy, you want us to hate him and rag on him and your daughter because you don't like him, and it doesn't sound like you care much for your daughter either. She's like the new Sass.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129255

Thread from earlier:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3126645#29291387

Has been dating same boy since HS. 3 yrs. He's 20. He lives at home. Doesn't really have a job. He's the PCA for his CP brother, but tells dd he hasn't gotten paid for like 1 yr. due to the MN govt shut down. Sigh. yea... He goes to a local college. Takes 2 classes a semester. Tells her he can't afford to take anymore. Which we know is not true, as his parents have been unemployed on/off all yr, and they are pretty poor.

Not So Uptight said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3118458

Uptight pea of the day. She got clenched over the phrase "you suck"?!

Anonymous said...

2009 - Same boyfriend, he has Aspergers.

What a cunt.

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2835072

Anonymous said...

No kidding, 116! One pea made an account just to comment on it. WTF??!!

O_o said...

Gee, I can't for the life me understand why Cindyupnorth's college-age dd doesn't want to spend much time in the family home.

Puzzling, isn't it?!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, did *Jenny* ever get bitchy on the "supena" thread.

Anonymous said...

I agree 119. I just can't imagine why cindyupnorth's dd doesn't want to be around her and prefers the filthy hellhole the looser bf lives in. sheesh.

Anonymous said...

CIndy is a major doofus cunt. Her posts are always annoying and full of stupidty. I lmao at the pea who gave her the list of alternative meanings of Rx. lmfao. Reminds me of how she always types per se as per'se. I wonder what she thinks comes between per and se? She's just an ignoramus.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129431

I do love the way peas are so adept at justifying their own actions to the extent of totally invalidating someone else's equally valid pov.

MORAN!! nobody in those places you mentioned cares about your dickwad excuses. They just want you cut it out!

Anonymous said...

JBeans comes to the blog. She used the word "moran" in one of her posts.

Anonymous said...

Moran has been an extremely common internet meme. For years.

Anonymous said...

124 you must be a peatard. We luvs morans, internets, and rocket surgeons on teh blogg.

Anonymous said...

Remember when cindyupnorth got all bitchy about making her two teen daughters share a room and not letting them have their own room because SHE wanted to have a scrap room. She went on and on about how "it's MY house" and " I PAY the bills here" and blah blah blah. That's the same attitude she has on that college/chores thread. She's such a bitch. I agree that she reminds me of Sass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129042

The OP is gonna have a stroke every time this show comes on. Every week she freaks out about it and posts like a mad woman. What a freaking nutjob! I actually like that show but damn woman, calm down.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, did *Jenny* ever get bitchy on the "supena" thread.

88888888888888888

Holy shit, did "Juh-nelle" ever get bitchy on the subpoena thread. Classic.

Anonymous said...

hahaha typhus gets another spelling lesson. This time from Angievp on the Cain thread. She wrote "conspired" instead of "transpired". page 4.

but really, it's a waste of breath angi. typhus is one smug chicita who is always blowing her trumpet over how many degrees she has. but what she doesn't have is a healthy sense of insight into her own mental midgetry.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129376



This is the same "photographer" pea that made a fuss over some local community rag using her photo without crediting her for it. She is one uptight bitch.

Anonymous said...

**cindyupnorth** is embarrassing herself on that thread. what a bitch.


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Given Cindyupnorths' dire lack of intelligence and reasoning skills (as demonstrated on her parenting posts) I have to wonder why anyone gives ANYTHING she has to say any validation?

Puzzling, indeed.

Anonymous said...

Now she's just lying.



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That's nothing new.

Anonymous said...

Sass, ugh. I'm afraid to wonder if she's dissolved the adoption of her unfortunate daughter yet. (That'll teach her!)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129467

Man the peas worry about some weird shit, why would it be rude to ask to charge a cellphone? They worry to much about etiquette and not enough about common sense.

Anonymous said...

My new favorite word: peatard.

Anonymous said...

Man the peas worry about some weird shit, why would it be rude to ask to charge a cellphone?
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because it means she's more interested in not missing a call than engaging with the people she's with. There's at the house she's at if she needs to call home.

Anonymous said...

No it means she needs to charge her phone don't over think it, I'm sure the kid wasn't going to stand right next to the phone and watch it charge.

If someone, kid or adult, came over and asked to charge their phone I won't think twice about it just show them an outlet.

Anonymous said...

138 - you don't get it. it's not about watching the phone charge, the question is why do you need a fully charged phone when you're hanging out with people? When you're with your friends you shouldn't need to be able to check your facebook status.

Anonymous said...

the question is why do you need a fully charged phone when you're hanging out with people?


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

um, because you might get a fucking call
and I think it was more along the lines of using someone else's electricity to charge the phone that motivated the question.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Yes, I am sure that costs a fortune. @@

Anonymous said...

and I think it was more along the lines of using someone else's electricity to charge the phone that motivated the question.


____________________

Yeah, that. The audacity of using someone's electrical outlet. *insert eyeroll*

Anonymous said...

Remember we're talking about the Peas here.

They have epic shitfits over being shortchanged two cents, FFS.

Anonymous said...

yeah well, what's your brilliant suggestion then? It's a lame ass question whatever the motivation. We are talking peas here 142. It's not required that the reason make sense. Hence why someone on the blog brought it up in the first place. twatbag

Anonymous said...

Oh 144, you think honey badger cares?

Honey badger doesn't give a shit.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 145 Oh 144, you think honey badger cares?

Honey badger doesn't give a shit.

November 5, 2011 11:21 PM

a hony badger dies every time you post.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129474

Dumbest thing I ever saw.

Anonymous said...

OMFG, BF needs to get a LIFE.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129532

WTF are they going to do when they have a 6 or 6.7? Shit their pants?

Anonymous said...

OMFG, BF needs to get a LIFE!

Lmao! No more will to dye her roots but she does this stupid shit.

Anonymous said...

Some of them are saying they'd take tornadoes over earthquakes any day! lol Yeah, I prefer my home turn into matchsticks and my cars, pets, neighbors and family being sucked up into the air than shaking for 30 seconds. Drama queens!

Anonymous said...

the question is why do you need a fully charged phone when you're hanging out with people?

***

Well, when you leave, you might want your phone to call your parents, call your girlfriend, call for pizza, or even just have it charged in case you get a flat tire on the way and need help. But of course you are so perfect that you never let your cell phone battery run out, right?

Anonymous said...

Have a Shopping Cart Christmas

http://inhabitat.com/towering-christmas-tree-made-of-86-shopping-carts/

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7793494

Anonymous said...

Also 152, because someone in your family could have an emergency and need to get ahold of you?

Anonymous said...

I'd rather an EQ than tornados.

That said, EQ's are kinda freaky.

Anonymous said...

fight breaking out at the bucket

Anonymous said...

where 156?

Anonymous said...

at the bucket!

Anonymous said...

We got that part, 158. On which thread? I'm not seeing anything other than usual bitchiness.

Anonymous said...

why has BF got so many shades of white nail polish? lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129640


I so want to post, "yeah, there's a very popular one called Pinterest, check it out!"

Anonymous said...

"I am going back to school for nursing so that if my husband ever loses his job again I will have a more lucrative career to fall back on than teaching part time. you make due."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Teaching? Well thank goodness she won't be mismedumacating our kids anymore. Oh noes...now she'll just be killing them.

Anonymous said...

162-hate to break it to her, nurses aren't finding jobs either.

As for BF, I think she read the board because I posted something the other day about her going on and on and on about lame shit like her gray hair, lemon bars from cake mix and fucking nail polish.

Hi BuringVAG!! :::waves::: Glad you like my post!!

ALL HAIL DA MAJIKAL BEOUF!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129497

What do you want to bet Lefties DH is well known for not having a wallet and was set up?

Anonymous said...

So, Cake Diva "isn't" pimping her cookies...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129633

Umm...at least Squeelin' packaged hers better!

Anonymous said...

Idiot of the day award goes to Audraholic:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129677


ummm....I don't know, the same fucking thing you'd cook for you and your dh? just a thought

Anonymous said...

So, Cake Diva "isn't" pimping her cookies...
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So she asked advice for how to operate her store's business (that doesn't ship!)

Anonymous said...

160 link?

Anonymous said...

168 - 147 didn't bother to tell us what her link was about - BF's nail polish. What I don't get is why BF needs swatches of nail polish she already owns? If I own a bottle and have used it, I know what it looks like!

Anonymous said...

167
so = no

Anonymous said...

So, Cake Diva "isn't" pimping her cookies...
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So she asked advice for how to operate her store's business (that doesn't ship!)

************************************************

167, I promise to come back and apologize if, in the next year or so, we don't read "wellllll...if you are willing to pay extra for shipping and handling...."

And actually, I was more put off by the "I could do that in my own kitchen and have it look better" picture of her cookies and their packaging.

Anonymous said...

Nothing I post here works.

Anonymous said...

Do the peas take regular showers?

Anonymous said...

http://www.fancythatcake.ca

She said she didn't sell them through the internet but here, contact her to make things *through the internet*..

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 169 168 - 147 didn't bother to tell us what her link was about - BF's nail polish. What I don't get is why BF needs swatches of nail polish she already owns? If I own a bottle and have used it, I know what it looks like!

November 6, 2011 2:08 PM

169, are you seriously whining that someone on the blog didn't mention specifics with their link? HolyLMAO!!!!

*dumbest shit* and all that..

Anonymous said...

Link for #162?????????????

Anonymous said...

169, are you seriously whining that someone on the blog didn't mention specifics with their link? HolyLMAO!!!!

*dumbest shit* and all that..
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Not dumb at all. Why would I click random links here? A little background info would be helpful.

Anonymous said...

offs, go here if you wanna laff along with me at all BFs shades of white nail polish

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129474

Anonymous said...

are you retarded #178? Please tell me you are joking about the white nail polish, right????

Anonymous said...

OK, I know this is against the 'rules', but I have a question. I know I could just ask it at the bukkit, but I want honest answers, and I know I will get honest answers here. What is wrong with BF's Italian Beef? Other than being high in sodium, what is wrong with it?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 177 169, are you seriously whining that someone on the blog didn't mention specifics with their link? HolyLMAO!!!!

*dumbest shit* and all that..
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Not dumb at all. Why would I click random links here? A little background info would be helpful.

November 6, 2011 2:56 PM

random links? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a majority of the links are from, umm hello, twopeasinabucket.com

are you afraid to go to costco to pick up your pics too?

back to the bucket with *teh stupidz*.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 179 are you retarded #178? Please tell me you are joking about the white nail polish, right????

November 6, 2011 3:05 PM

You're feeding the troll...

Anonymous said...

myshelly found her way to the blog???

Anonymous said...

a majority of the links are from, umm hello, twopeasinabucket.com
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Yes I know, but when you look at the board you click on titles that interest you no? I swear intereacting with some of you people forces me to get down to your level to explain things.

Anonymous said...

Are you fucking kidding me #184? This is a SMACK BLOG! It is not to find the threads you are interested in, it is to make fun the peas on any thread they are being stupid on! Maybe with your *special* intellect, you should just go back to the bukket....

Anonymous said...

180, people act like it's The Best Thing Ever in Midwestern Cuisine. In other words, it's overrated and we get tired of people kissing Carla's ass. If there were another Extra Special Recipe from a tier one pea, I'm sure we'd rag on that too.

FTR, I tried the beef and it sucked.

Anonymous said...

are you retarded #178? Please tell me you are joking about the white nail polish, right????
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179 - I'm not 178, but I have no idea what you're asking. I see posts like this all the time on the board and my thought process goes like this:
a) in these instances people don't post jokes, every post *is* serious
b) if you don't get it, explain what is so stupid about the actual post that it boggles your brain

Anonymous said...

186 - I feel the same way about Yvonne's done to death apple bread whose receipe she probably got from somewhere. The bread sucked big time.

Anonymous said...

185 - you're missing the point. it's still useful to say who or what you are making fun of, the poster was complaining that people just post links with a vague comment.

Anonymous said...

#187 - Read slowly so you understand. Does someone actually think she has that much white nail polish? Do you not understand that the template is white, and she has painted color on to SOME of the spots, but not all of them? All the white ones are just blank, not white nail polish.

Anonymous said...

185 - you're missing the point. it's still useful to say who or what you are making fun of, the poster was complaining that people just post links with a vague comment.

***************
Useful for what??? The point of ALL the links here is to make fun of the peas...

Anonymous said...

this post is all kinds of stupid


Anonymous said... 182 Anonymous said... 179 are you retarded #178? Please tell me you are joking about the white nail polish, right????

November 6, 2011 3:05 PM

You're feeding the troll...

November 6, 2011 3:11 PM

Anonymous said...

and so is 190. You fucking peatard. Is there an influx today or something? too much stupid on here today

Anonymous said...

I can't believe people are bitching about trolls on a smack blog...sooo funny

Anonymous said...

Yes, there is. You need to leave #193.

Anonymous said...

White nail polish, LMAO! I took it as a fucking joke!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 184 a majority of the links are from, umm hello, twopeasinabucket.com
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Yes I know, but when you look at the board you click on titles that interest you no? I swear intereacting with some of you people forces me to get down to your level to explain things.

November 6, 2011 3:25 PM

Forces you? Who has a gun to your head? You made no sense and now you *think* you need to explain something.

Explain this, what the fuck are you doing here, you clearly belong at the fuckbucket.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said... 196 White nail polish, LMAO! I took it as a fucking joke!

November 6, 2011 4:17 PM

Same here but some fuckbucketloon thinks she needs to explain it. She also feels that no one can post a link and just say *OMG* or *WTF*, no she needs to make sure of the subject before looking because it may not be of interest to her.

twopeasinabucket.com is *teh viruz*

Anonymous said...

Oh and there's a few fuckbuckets responding to themselves as *IF* someone agrees!

Typical Sunday boredom..

Anonymous said...

yeah right 199 you must be the fuckbucket loon.`

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