LOLZ @ the MaryMary pixie haircut thread. Jesus woman, who care how you cut your fucking hair. Gotta love that butt ugly picture that Pretzels posted of her "pixie" hair cut.
Sorry there Pretzels but you are doing it wrong. There is a fine line between pixie and butch dike. Getting a "do" that looks like something a man would sport is not being pixie. I thought she was a man in the picture due to the haircut and the bare chest. Pass the eye bleach.
I don't understand the mentality of not doing things when a kid is too young to remember them. Why even bother parenting at all? I'll leave the baby at home with the dog while I go party. He won't remember *************
the same bitches complaining about this are the same bitches that obsess over every detail of their baby's first birthday; themes-presents-cakes-treat fucking bags- and what do you think the kid remembers of those first 3 or 4 parties?
Yeah, fresh air, beautiful scenery and spending quality time with your parents who are enjoying themselves and including you as a young child is a horrible thing to do to a child.
My God, what is the world coming to? The next thing you know they might educate her or something. Horrible, just horrible.
That poor child. She had to go to the Alps. I'm sure she suffered terribly. You know, with her parents who are financially secure enough to travel and want her with them and carefully prepared for the trip.
God forbid she got the sniffles. Not being able to rush immediately to the pediatrician is clearly child abuse.
Oh my God, that poor child. Pudgy should be banned from the interwebs, 2 peas and parenthood forevers.
Drop the Pudgy vacation thing. Jeezus fucking christ on a cracker. Either Pudgy posts here or someone has a fucking lesbian crush on her ass and won't give it a rest.
PSU and the Catholic church have protected child abusers from the law, why oh why do they have so many apologists tripping over themselves to defend the institution?
IF AN ORGANIZATION YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH IS INVOLVED IN CHILD SEX ABUSE SCANDALS, YOU SHOULD BE CONDEMNING IT JUST AS LOUDLY, IF NOT LOUDER THAN THE GENERAL POPULATION. IF YOU DON'T YOU COME ACROSS AS A DELUSIONAL ASSHOLE.
18, I don't see any specific kid bashing, just bashing on Pudgy for taking her kid on a hiking trip. There's no rules being broken here, everyone has their opinion of what kind of trip a kid should go on.
Drop the Pudgy vacation thing. Jeezus christ on a cracker. Either Pudgy posts here or someone has a fucking lesbian crush on her ass and won't give it a rest. ________________________________________________
Anonymous said... 5 LOLZ @ the MaryMary pixie haircut thread. Jesus woman, who care how you cut your fucking hair. Gotta love that butt ugly picture that Pretzels posted of her "pixie" hair cut.
Sorry there Pretzels but you are doing it wrong. There is a fine line between pixie and butch dike. Getting a "do" that looks like something a man would sport is not being pixie. I thought she was a man in the picture due to the haircut and the bare chest. Pass the eye bleach.
November 11, 2011 9:01 AM
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I think she posted it to see how long it would take for BurningFart to mention her gray, which wasn't very long LOL
Anonymous said... 20 18-that was fucking days ago. Give a rest. I bet your kids are ugly too. Do they look like rat children a la Typhus and her crotch maggots? @@
November 11, 2011 11:16 AM
Really? Who cares how long ago it was. I don't give a shit what "your" kids look like, really, I don't.
Are you Jane? No, then I sure as fuck wasn't talking to you LOL
Anonymous said... 21 18, I don't see any specific kid bashing, just bashing on Pudgy for taking her kid on a hiking trip. There's no rules being broken here, everyone has their opinion of what kind of trip a kid should go on.
November 11, 2011 11:17 AM
Then you missed it, it wasn't pudgy-kid bashing. Had nothing to do with Pudgy.
Jane shouldn't even bother here if she's not reading it, what's the fucking purpose.. (please don't answer that, I really don't want to read some anonymous speculation on why Jane has the blog)..
30-I am pretty sure the rat children comment was a joke since Typhus will swear to her dying day that someone called her children "rats" on this blog when we all know she is full of total bullshit.
Good lord. Not BF and her gray hair obession yet again.
News flash: Gray hair makes women look old and 99% of the time it looks like crap on the average every day American woman. The pictures the gray hair obsessed keep posting are freaking models. Beautiful women who would look good with ANY color of hair. And seriously, do you really think they are running around with gray hair all the time? They are getting paid to look like that. The minute a job comes up that calls for a different color of hair or a younger look - bye-bye gray.
Anonymous said... 27 So 25, exactly who's kid was being bashed here? Because I have to agree that no kid bashing was going on, just bashing of someone's parenting.
November 11, 2011 11:36 AM
Jills, go find it yourself, no one is here to babysit if you miss something.
let me get this straight. This woman lives in Illinois and her kid's marching band is in a parade in New York City, and she's pissed that her LOCAL TV station isn't carrying the parade in its entirety, and especially the FULL performance of every.single.fucking.marching.band so she can see her special snowflake for two nano-seconds? http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130822 Dear God, there are far too many stupid people in this country.
Jills, go find it yourself, no one is here to babysit if you miss something. ----------------- No one here is bashing Jill's children. Now Jill, yes. Her kids? No.
STFU AngelKriC. We know why you don't have any belts. YOU don't need a belt. Fatass. Oh and she doesn't wear leather belts or shoes. She is one of the peas who has always been into the "designer purses". I'm sure she has plenty of leather handbags and doesn't she drive a BMW with leather seats? She used to constantly *try* to brag about all of the designer and name brand stuff she had. Remember when she talked about her gay husband wearing Armani suits to his grocery store job. LOL! That was before his second arrest but after his first one.
AngelKriC may be a phony and a liar, but Bergdorf Blonde is a idiot. ================================================ I've never bought a real tree for Christmas. A few of my sisters would get the ones that you could plant after, but when you see SO many Christmas trees sitting on those stands, cut for your pleasure, and used only for a short time, it makes me very sad. I saw a Christmas tree in a dumpster with a little tinsel still left on it and it broke my heart. I know it's silly, but I can't "kill" one. (yet I have a mink coat, but I justify it by fooling myself into believing that minks are mean little creatures + it should last me a lifetime).
Someone PLEASE tell Mary Mary that EYEBROWS are a necessary part of the face and she needs to pencil hers in a bit. It would make her look less like a doughy face with crazy eyes.
AngelKrisC is an UGLY fag hag with no class, morals or taste. If her fag husband wore Armani to work, it was because he was trolling for butt buddies in the dairy case. Want some cheese with that?
And considering that, as a taxpayer, I own a portion of that school, the secretary will put up with what I decide. ============================================= What the fuck? Try it, butch hair lady. I dare you.
Anonymous said... 44 Jills, go find it yourself, no one is here to babysit if you miss something. ----------------- No one here is bashing Jill's children. Now Jill, yes. Her kids? No.
November 11, 2011 2:23 PM
Yes, her kids "were" bashed here, once again, not going back and looking for it. Jane should.
Someone posted that MaryMary's new hair is prettier than Emma Watson's. LOL. I think it's cute, fits her hip mormon mom vibe great but don't lie for FFS.
KikiN on that stupid friendship thread. She is the one calling and texting and acting like a stalker. She is the one being needy.
For fucks sake Kiki, take the hint and leave that poor woman alone. She has made her decision and she does not want to be your friend. I know she is supposed to think that being your friend is the best thing that ever happened to her...but clearly she *doesn't*
I bet that woman is on a message board somewhere posting: "OMG what do you do when a friendship is over but the person keeps calling?"
I admit I thought Mary would give me a good laugh with her haircut, and even though it looks like she cut it herself, with the color it looks ok. She just needs a little light colored lipstick. She should get some stud earrings and learn to quint her eyes a bit like Marilyn Monroe.
I love my pets, I really, really do. It is heartbreaking when they die.
But if your are an adult, and leaving the vet after your dog died is the hardest thing you've ever done in your life and you don't know how you're going to survive this... you've had a pretty easy life.
I hope she develops some coping skills before she has to deal with losing human family members.
The pet just died, she is upset. If you asked me just after my pet died I would have said something very similar. In a more rational moment and without the recent grief, she probably wouldn't say quite the same thing.
If that was me I'd be so pissed at my husband for not having the dog on a lead. If she hasn't lost any family members yet, then she's been very lucky and that's great for her. This IS how people learn to cope, though life's experiences, through grieving, through coming out the other side and realizing that you do cope and that life does go on. You don't just wake up one day with "coping skills" all ready to go. When my pet died after 17 years it WAS the worst thing that had happened to me at that time. Then my best friend died of cancer, and a few years later another close friend's baby died. I redefined 'worst'
65/66 stop agreeing with yourself and now whine "it's two people" LOL ----------------------------------------------------- Must hurt to be this stupid huh? I know that for you it's a difficult concept to grasp, but it is possible for TWO individuals to hold the same opinion on a subject, (and here's the even more shocking part - sometimes MORE than two!!)
Anonymous said... 72 65/66 stop agreeing with yourself and now whine "it's two people" LOL ----------------------------------------------------- Must hurt to be this stupid huh? I know that for you it's a difficult concept to grasp, but it is possible for TWO individuals to hold the same opinion on a subject, (and here's the even more shocking part - sometimes MORE than two!!)
Whine about it some more.. as predicted ----------------------------------------- Keep insisting it is only one person and thus reinforcing teh stoopid.. as precicted.
Jesus H Christ don't any of the Peas care about their appearance in the slightest? I might not be up to catwalk standard but I like to put some thought in to what I wear. I wouldn't be caught dead in the shit they wear.
What theFUCK doesn't Kelpea understand??? ***SHE*** is the one who posts her son's entire mental history, hospitalization ***AND PICTURES**** (can you say google photo recognition), and she is pissed some KID told someone son is in the mental hospital??? Is she for fucking REAL??? Based on her posts it is NOT in this kid's interests to have mommy telling the world about all of this, pics of the whole fam and all...it WILL come back to haunt her for sure. What a dipshit
WTF????????????????????? Pot meet the fucking kettle. Can she not see SHE is the BIGGEST problem he has as far as "social SUICIDE"???!!!! ------------------------ Kelpea I don't know what to write here
PeaNut 176832 - November 2004 Posts: 9029 Layouts: 0 Loc: in my own little corner, in my own little world...in No. Va.! Posted: 11/12/2011 10:12:22 AM
As to not sharing our personal situation with Adam's hospital stay with his friends, and being angry that this kid revealed our private info, please understand it's not as if these kids are old enough to understand that mental issues do not, or SHOULD not, carry any sort of stigma. They are 6th graders.
If my daughter, a high school student, were going through the same thing, she would not have a problem "sharing." She's very different from her brother, though.
To me, sharing this private news about my son is akin to social suicide, at that age. Do some of you NOT remember middle school? It's the hardest part of their school career. Since the cat is out of the bag, though, Adam can deal with it whichever way he likes; telling the truth or telling a white lie. We will defer to him. Sadly, though, there will be parents of some of those kids who will treat us like we are either a bad family or worse.
So please don't advise me that's okay to share. It's not. And I have "shared" with a few friends; stigmas still are with them. Only two people have offered me their time or help. The others never called back. it's too scary to them.
It's going to be another couple of generations where "sharing mental issues" will be more the norm. I'd rather not have my son endure any negative ramifications of it at this time.
Kelpea is in complete and utter denial about her role in "sharing" every bit of her son's struggle. She's violated her son's privacy repeatedly. She doesn't need the Peas. She needs a therapist, and to find an online forum geared towards family crises w/ lots of resources.
Given that the internet is forever, the longterm consequences for her son could be devastating.
81 - you're paranoid. How about no one share anything with the pod. She got support on the board and behind the scenes especially and maybe someone else with the same issue benefited from reading her post.
90 you're obviously as stupid of a dipshit as Kelpea, then. You can "share" without giving a damn roadmap, photo, name, pictures, etc. Her son apparently doesn't get a say in how his information is shared with the entire world. ANY FREAK with a spreadsheet can go through Kelpeas posts and with a pointed quick google figure out exactly who he is. Hopefully someone will use that to report her to child services. She is doing her son NO favors. -------------- #90 said: " 81 - you're paranoid. How about no one share anything with the pod. She got support on the board and behind the scenes especially and maybe someone else with the same issue benefited from reading her post.
Kelpea just doesn't want anyone in "real life" knowing about her son because God forbid it affect his popularity or his Queen Sisters popularity. It's clear from her posts over the years that is super important to her. She lives through her kids. She is 10 times worse than Chele.
If her kids are affected socially by her son's mental problems, it's totally because she's the idiot who put it out there all over the WWW.
Teens and tweens are incredibly adept at ferreting out dirt on people online.
Kelpea being ostracized would be a natural consequence of her own stupidity. I do feel very sorry for her kids, though. She didn't give them any choice in the matter. Plus, she seems like a completely shitty parent.
This sort of things never ceases to amaze me. Sister-in-law says "I'm bringing potatoes". Either ask her to bring something else, don't fix potatoes yourself, or serve them both.
It's not complicated and it's not awkward. She seriously needs people to coach her on what to do in this "awkward" situation?
This sort of things never ceases to amaze me. Sister-in-law says "I'm bringing potatoes". Either ask her to bring something else, don't fix potatoes yourself, or serve them both.
It's not complicated and it's not awkward. She seriously needs people to coach her on what to do in this "awkward" situation? ----------------------------------------------- Some people aren't happy if they aren't making things difficult.
shell815 is kind of nasty but wasn't this the poster that constantly complained about that asshole she was married to, but continued to stay with him and have another child after she knew he was a loser?
Or is that someone else?
I seem to remember multiple whining posts where the peas were telling her to leave his lazy drunk ass.
I don't believe anything ipeaglitter says. She is the one who is always obsessed with news stories about sick children or kidnapped kids. She talks about them likes she knows them and posts nonstop detail by detail. She used to post constantly about her SONS and how their father abused them. She never once mentioned having daughters and now she mentions having girls. When did that happen? She's also a huge hypochondriac. She's very strange.
Can she really be so clueless about the irony of her bitching - ON A PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD that she has peppered with information that probably wouldn't make it hard to find her - about someone sharing her son's personal information.
Kelpea's kid sounds pretty normal to me. kids that are really in crisis mentally don't participate in school activites and usually don't have friends either. My neighbor just had her kid put into inpatient and she was in the nurses office day in and day out, her meds weren't working she was having side effects. Hard to make friends when you are really mentally ill. No disrespect to anyone who has been through it. But, Kelpea sounds like she has an overgrown idea of what her kid "should" be like and when he doesn't play along, BAM he's medicated. Yeah, the docs not thinking he's bipolar doesn't really surprise me.
Teens and tweens are incredibly adept at ferreting out dirt on people online.
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And they'll know adam's mom is Kelpea on a 2peas message board? Seriously if you're so damn paranoid don't share, but if it helps her, what do you care about any backlash to HER?
wow myshelley = AN never would have thought! The other day I wanted to look up AN's post history only to realize you can't search for just AN. Must have been her strategy. So I just saved her to my BOS.
"But, I don't understand it either. I also don't understand why some of my college classmates show up to a 1 pm class still in their pjs with their hair unbrushed. I find it incredibly disrespectful to the person teaching the class."
This coming from the bright blue-haired "gamerbabe", seems quite ironic.
Anonymous said... 114 wow myshelley = AN never would have thought! The other day I wanted to look up AN's post history only to realize you can't search for just AN. Must have been her strategy. So I just saved her to my BOS.
November 12, 2011 5:21 PM
Her old ID: Ashley Nichole
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Member Since: April 2004
PeaNut Number: 141030
Total Posts: 6,771
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AN In Memoriam
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118 - AN had some other name before she became AN but she came out and told us. I don't remember it being Kurzweil though.
Anyway her post about moving to her grandma's house to be closer to her BF and go into marriage counseling while not engaged was just weird. She made it sound like a business contract, she said "we set a deadline for ourselves". WTF?! how unromantic and just puts pressure on him
You can always tell who the freshmen are in college, they are dressed like they stepped out of a catalog. The older students wear whatever they had on when they rolled out of bed.
119-Tank Top is an annoying freak and she thinks people will stalk her if she posts any info on the web. Like anyone gives a rat's ass about her and her stupid shit.
127-makes you wonder. I am sure Kelpea is too stupid and self absorbed to think about that. All that dumb bitch thinks about is "social suicide" and the fact that her kid missed a game and a party. Can I get a big old fat eyeroll up in here? @@
Anonymous said... 122 118 - AN had some other name before she became AN but she came out and told us. I don't remember it being Kurzweil though.
Anyway her post about moving to her grandma's house to be closer to her BF and go into marriage counseling while not engaged was just weird. She made it sound like a business contract, she said "we set a deadline for ourselves". WTF?! how unromantic and just puts pressure on him
November 12, 2011 8:39 PM
Kurzweil and Ashley Nichole have the same pea number, Ashley Nichole is her old pea name. She also called herself chartreuse (sp?) pea/or green or some shit at one point.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131072 Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ that woman is the definition of peatarded. Fuck me.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131072 Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ that woman is the definition of peatarded. Fuck me. _________________________
ha I knew who that was before I even opened the thread.
She's not just dim, she's lazy as hell. Get up off your ass and go look at it. But I guess if you're too lazy to type "do dogs have brains" into google...
Anonymous said... 135 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131072 Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ that woman is the definition of peatarded. Fuck me. _________________________
ha I knew who that was before I even opened the thread.
She's not just dim, she's lazy as hell. Get up off your ass and go look at it. But I guess if you're too lazy to type "do dogs have brains" into google...
November 13, 2011 6:26 AM
..but Oh Woe is me, I just had surgery on my legs! ummm, yeah, I don't see it as lazy right now. Downright stupid that she didn't wait, yes. Lazy, not so much..
I like how she's snippy with a couple of people that asked relevant questions. Does she expect every single person to know the whole back story on why she's having issues, and also read her mind and know that the van is parked too close to the wall to let her squeeze in and look herself?
She can't figure things out for herself because she has always had Jesus and her husband get together and decide everything for her. She is accustomed to having other people take care of her and is not used to thinking for herself.
Is Kelpea's son being molested? My friend's son was acting the same way and he eventually spoke up about his molestor. --------------------------------- I don't know about that but do you remember the pea whose son was caught several times wearing his sisters clothes and makeup. We were pretty sure it was Kelpea. As a matter of fact, this could be a huge part of the problem. Maybe she's trying to medicate the gay out of him. We all know that Kelpea is all about popularity and social standing. It wouldn't do for her to have a gay son. She has went on and on about how high school girls even have the hots for her son, who is only like 11 or 12 years old. She is the one who needs help.
And they'll know adam's mom is Kelpea on a 2peas message board? Seriously if you're so damn paranoid don't share, but if it helps her, what do you care about any backlash to HER? -------------------------------------- I don't know about kids actually searching for info and finding Adam's mom on 2peas, but the peas don't realize that hundreds or people READ the NSBR that don't even post. Kelpea has given out a LOT of personal information as well as having pictures of both of her kids as well as herself and her husband. Anyone who knows her in real life may come across her posts, see the pics and say "Hey I know her, let me read her posts" and boy, they'd find out a lot about that family.
That exact thing happened to me. I've mentioned this before...I rarely post on the board, however, I've been a reader for years. There is a well known drama filled pea who is my next door neighbor. She has no idea that I read 2peas and know all of her personal business. I wouldn't have known it was her except she posts pictures of herself and her kids and hello, that's my neighbor. So of course, my nosy ass went back and read a lot of her old posts. I found out all kinds of stuff that I would have otherwise not known about her.
She can't figure things out for herself because she has always had Jesus and her husband get together and decide everything for her. She is accustomed to having other people take care of her and is not used to thinking for herself. __________________________
If 2PeasDogBrain can't squeeze next to the van to get inside, how does she expect her DH to? He's larger than she is, or so she has said in the past.
There's also the possibility of her getting inside the van from the driver's side, backing it out into the driveway, putting it in park, turning off the engine, taking the keys, getting out of the car and then walking around to the other side and getting in that way to test the seating. Very very complicated.
That exact thing happened to me. I've mentioned this before...I rarely post on the board, however, I've been a reader for years. There is a well known drama filled pea who is my next door neighbor. She has no idea that I read 2peas and know all of her personal business. I wouldn't have known it was her except she posts pictures of herself and her kids and hello, that's my neighbor. So of course, my nosy ass went back and read a lot of her old posts. I found out all kinds of stuff that I would have otherwise not known about her. ______________
DOH!!!
Lesson: never ever post anything on 2 peas (or the WORLD WIDE WEB, for that matter) that you would be uncomfortable telling a co-worker.
The way 2peafaithful talks is so annoying. She messed up her sons haircut and she says "I told him I made a mistake and asked him for grace." WTH? Asked him for grace? She always talks like that. Yes I know she's a Christian but I don't know any Christians who constantly talk the way she does. She is such a weird person.
I don't know about kids actually searching for info and finding Adam's mom on 2peas, but the peas don't realize that hundreds or people READ the NSBR that don't even post. Kelpea has given out a LOT of personal information as well as having pictures of both of her kids as well as herself and her husband. Anyone who knows her in real life may come across her posts, see the pics and say "Hey I know her, let me read her posts" and boy, they'd find out a lot about that family.
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I've been thinking this for months. She lives in the DC area, and believe me, it's a small small town in so many ways. Everything she's posted would spread like wildfire through the private school circuit, the cheer groups, the sports leagues, the mommy clubs and carpool divisions. If she's really concerned about "social suicide," she sure has a funny way of showing it.
There's also the possibility of her getting inside the van from the driver's side, backing it out into the driveway, putting it in park, turning off the engine, taking the keys, getting out of the car and then walking around to the other side and getting in that way to test the seating. Very very complicated. ______________________________
Or if you weren't inclined to do that, most newer cars have manuals online. a google search for "does the honda odyssey front seat fold down" registered about 99 thousand hits. One of them surely answers the question.
of course that would require finger movement (typing, scrolling) and looking.
That exact thing happened to me. I've mentioned this before...I rarely post on the board, however, I've been a reader for years. There is a well known drama filled pea who is my next door neighbor. She has no idea that I read 2peas and know all of her personal business. I wouldn't have known it was her except she posts pictures of herself and her kids and hello, that's my neighbor. So of course, my nosy ass went back and read a lot of her old posts. I found out all kinds of stuff that I would have otherwise not known about her.
Lesson: never ever post anything on 2 peas (or the WORLD WIDE WEB, for that matter) that you would be uncomfortable telling a co-worker.
as big as the world is, it's small too. ----------------------------------- Yep, that's why I've mentioned it on this blog and Meats several times. I don't think the peas think about who's seeing their posts. They think they "know" everyone at the bucket because they post and converse with them every single day. Like I said, there are HUNDREDS if not more people who read what they say and they have no clue who they are.
It may not even take a picture to figure out who someone is. You could use your real first name or maybe post your city or state and then post about a situation that happened to you. For instance, a fight at the PTA and you're talking crap about the President. Someone reading that thread who knows about that situation could read it and easily figure out who you are and that you are talking crap about so and so. I don't think that's being paranoid. I think its just good common sense. Don't overshare.
Those peas now share Facebook, which is totally personal, as well as Pinterest and their home addresses for "Christmas cards". Heck some of them even share their Nook/Kindle passwords so they can trade books.
The way 2peafaithful talks is so annoying. She messed up her sons haircut and she says "I told him I made a mistake and asked him for grace." WTH? Asked him for grace? She always talks like that. Yes I know she's a Christian but I don't know any Christians who constantly talk the way she does. She is such a weird person. ----------------
I thought the same thing about "grace". lol Anyway she needs to stop being so cheap and pay a barber.
I don't think the peas think about who's seeing their posts. They think they "know" everyone at the bucket because they post and converse with them every single day. Like I said, there are HUNDREDS if not more people who read what they say and they have no clue who they are. ------------------
Yes I posted on a thread about a clothing store where someone posted a link to a coupon. My facebook friend was googling that store name and the word coupon and came across that thread and emailed me. Since then she's been unavailable to go out with me, so I'm guessing she read my post history and got to know the real me and was scared. lol
Last night in the ER was especially bad. I saw several people... not patients, people who came to be with patients... in nightgowns, pj's, bathrobes, etc. It takes less than a minute to throw on sweatpants and a sweatshirt, so why wear a cotton night gown with no bra? I truly don't get it and I know I would be horribly uncomfortable dressed that way in pulblic. __________________________________
If you were taking your kid to the er your main concern would be what you were wearing?
I would never put it that crassly. I do believe that more woman should stay home with their kids. I honestly believe that. I believe in the traditional roles of the husband working outside the home, and the woman supporting him and maintaining the home.
I believe in the traditional roles of the husband working outside the home, and the woman supporting him and maintaining the home. __________________________________
That's nice. Hope the husband in this fairy tale never leaves or dies, and the woman in the fairy tale is lucky enough to find a man able and willing to provide sole support for her and the family.
Otherwise, she might have to get a job where she needs to wear something other than a skirt to be safe.
My Facebook Status Says I Don't Care About Your Facebook Status
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No shit, 168 (and no pun intended!) I'm beginning to think Two Peas is like Facebook x 1000--people who think their lives are so special that everybody wants to hear about it. Ugh.
Maybe all the peas with "chronic pain" and constant headaches should get off their computers for awhile and see if, I don't know, maybe EYE STRAIN causes some of it. Just a thought.
I do believe that more woman should stay home with their kids. I honestly believe that. I believe in the traditional roles of the husband working outside the home, and the woman supporting him and maintaining the home. ---------------------
That's nice if your husband is making $260K a year, but the rest of the SAHMs on the board, their penny pinching just sounds miserable to me.
I agree that a boy wanting a crew cut style could save money for the family. But since the OP here has had weight loss surgery, I figured that she could afford for her son to get a barber cut while she is in recovery from having excessive skin removed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh Snap! Let's be real, everyone was thinking it! Wonder how 2peafaithful will respond? lol
"kikinichole" is the most long winded asstard on the bukket. no one is going to read that long ass *email* she's sending to her salon. It's like ""where's Waldo"" going through all that crap to try and find out what the fucking problem is. 2 short paragraphs, tops, for that kind of thing.
WTF? Can none of them read? He didn't call her stupid.
Honstly, I side with her husband. He obviously wanted to talk to her about the laptop that HE would be using, maybe he knows more about computers, or did some research and knows which one he wants.
When someone gets mad over nothing like that, they are usually worried or upset about something totally unrelated. It's a moment when you ask, "What are you REALLY upset about?" not when you take your football and go home.
Anonymous said... 187 185 - you can't read, she said near the bottom of the thread that he doesn't care about computer specifications, that wasn't the issue.
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Riiiiiiiight! And I take that self serving statement with a grain of salt. It's too pealike to throw that bit in later. She gave enough details that it is simply amazing (or not) that almost every peatard who responded completely misread the "you're stupid" part.
Bipolar disorder runs throw the father side of the family, Second unless there is a know history of it in his fathers family then at his age they should not be able to say he is bipolar.
Bipolar are not aggressive in the way you described. I live with 4 people who are bipolar. My DH, two step kids and our daughter, I know What I am talking about. Only two of them are on meds and that's only because there mother had a fit about them not being on the.
Sociopaths and other mental health problem with bring out the aggressiveness your talking about. _____________________________
Diagnosed by darkangel. Lord help us.
I'm starting to wonder if this is another shit-stirring pea's second identity.
I understand 193. She must of never ever lost a human being before, which is very fortunate and very odd. I love my dog and would be lost without her but to have a life epiphany like that is kind of weird, over a dog I mean.
194, BergdorfDumbBlonde is on that thread saying bipolar can only be diagnosed through a spinal tap. What the fuck? Where do people come up with this shit?
I feel sorry for anybody who reads crap like that and is dumb enough to believe it. No wonder society in general is so dense.
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I don't know why I find that funny, but I do.
Jill doesn't find it funny, she called Buttercup BUTTcup!
Penn State fans are batshit insane.
Jill has no room to call anyone a butt, when she's one of the biggest at the bukkit.
LOLZ @ the MaryMary pixie haircut thread. Jesus woman, who care how you cut your fucking hair. Gotta love that butt ugly picture that Pretzels posted of her "pixie" hair cut.
Sorry there Pretzels but you are doing it wrong. There is a fine line between pixie and butch dike. Getting a "do" that looks like something a man would sport is not being pixie. I thought she was a man in the picture due to the haircut and the bare chest. Pass the eye bleach.
Se-AHHHHHHHH-na takes a swipe at cyc-crayzee.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3130580&pg=2
Which is well deserved, - cyc-o is just off her rocker.
I don't understand the mentality of not doing things when a kid is too young to remember them. Why even bother parenting at all? I'll leave the baby at home with the dog while I go party. He won't remember
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the same bitches complaining about this are the same bitches that obsess over every detail of their baby's first birthday; themes-presents-cakes-treat fucking bags- and what do you think the kid remembers of those first 3 or 4 parties?
Yeah, fresh air, beautiful scenery and spending quality time with your parents who are enjoying themselves and including you as a young child is a horrible thing to do to a child.
My God, what is the world coming to? The next thing you know they might educate her or something. Horrible, just horrible.
That poor child. She had to go to the Alps. I'm sure she suffered terribly. You know, with her parents who are financially secure enough to travel and want her with them and carefully prepared for the trip.
God forbid she got the sniffles. Not being able to rush immediately to the pediatrician is clearly child abuse.
Oh my God, that poor child. Pudgy should be banned from the interwebs, 2 peas and parenthood forevers.
From the whatever happened to thread:
"Where is CamiCar? I miss her no nonsense brand of wisdom."
scrappitypea is an idiot. All camicar contributed was negativity.
LOL @ 8
fuck off number 8 for some people a back packing trip with a preschooler sounds more like a circle of hell not a fabulous family vacation.
I'm glad pudgy had fun, sounds like everything went great more power to them but not my idea of a good time.
Drop the Pudgy vacation thing. Jeezus fucking christ on a cracker. Either Pudgy posts here or someone has a fucking lesbian crush on her ass and won't give it a rest.
PSU and the Catholic church have protected child abusers from the law, why oh why do they have so many apologists tripping over themselves to defend the institution?
IF AN ORGANIZATION YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH IS INVOLVED IN CHILD SEX ABUSE SCANDALS, YOU SHOULD BE CONDEMNING IT JUST AS LOUDLY, IF NOT LOUDER THAN THE GENERAL POPULATION. IF YOU DON'T YOU COME ACROSS AS A DELUSIONAL ASSHOLE.
Re: Pixie haircut thread.
I am surprised, that so far there are no "my husband won't allow me to have short hair" posts.
Those type of "allow" posts always make me laugh.
I always want to say "you're an adult, do what you want, buy what you want. I don't understand the "have to have permission" peas.
Dear Bob, pretzels is a MAN!
If there is one pea that cut doesn't work for it's DEFINITELY her/him.
shit. pass the eye bleach.
8, you are spot on.
To the pea who has some sick kind of obsession with pudgy, you need to go get laid or something. You are wound way too fucking tight.
for some people a back packing trip with a preschooler sounds more like a circle of hell not a fabulous family vacation.
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So then, don't take that kind of vacation and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
It's kind of like gay marriage. If you don't like gay marriage, don't get gay married.
JANE
Really? You just leave the shitty ass kid bashing comments and leave space?
You aren't dedicating much to the blog so why oh why do you even bother? Don't pull the "i have a life" shit either. We all do, but damn!
16-NO,you are the fucking freak that needs to get laid. Your obsession with another woman and the details of her life are very single white female.
18-that was fucking days ago. Give a rest. I bet your kids are ugly too. Do they look like rat children a la Typhus and her crotch maggots?
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18, I don't see any specific kid bashing, just bashing on Pudgy for taking her kid on a hiking trip. There's no rules being broken here, everyone has their opinion of what kind of trip a kid should go on.
Drop the Pudgy vacation thing. Jeezus christ on a cracker. Either Pudgy posts here or someone has a fucking lesbian crush on her ass and won't give it a rest.
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No shit. Who cares either way? Not smack-worthy.
Anonymous said... 5 LOLZ @ the MaryMary pixie haircut thread. Jesus woman, who care how you cut your fucking hair. Gotta love that butt ugly picture that Pretzels posted of her "pixie" hair cut.
Sorry there Pretzels but you are doing it wrong. There is a fine line between pixie and butch dike. Getting a "do" that looks like something a man would sport is not being pixie. I thought she was a man in the picture due to the haircut and the bare chest. Pass the eye bleach.
November 11, 2011 9:01 AM
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I think she posted it to see how long it would take for BurningFart to mention her gray, which wasn't very long LOL
Anonymous said... 20 18-that was fucking days ago. Give a rest. I bet your kids are ugly too. Do they look like rat children a la Typhus and her crotch maggots?
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November 11, 2011 11:16 AM
Really? Who cares how long ago it was. I don't give a shit what "your" kids look like, really, I don't.
Are you Jane? No, then I sure as fuck wasn't talking to you LOL
Anonymous said... 21 18, I don't see any specific kid bashing, just bashing on Pudgy for taking her kid on a hiking trip. There's no rules being broken here, everyone has their opinion of what kind of trip a kid should go on.
November 11, 2011 11:17 AM
Then you missed it, it wasn't pudgy-kid bashing.
Had nothing to do with Pudgy.
Jane shouldn't even bother here if she's not reading it, what's the fucking purpose..
(please don't answer that, I really don't want to read some anonymous speculation on why Jane has the blog)..
18-go take a valium and have a nap. You are way too spazzed about this blog.
So 25, exactly who's kid was being bashed here? Because I have to agree that no kid bashing was going on, just bashing of someone's parenting.
12 - pudgy definitely posts here.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130777
she seriously wants us to pray for her dog?
Do they look like rat children a la Typhus
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That is not called for. She drives me bat shit, but her kids are cute.
And no, I am not typhus
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130777
she seriously wants us to pray for her dog?
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No shit! I read that and thought fuck no.
Love dogs but if I were going to pray at all it sure as fuck wouldn't be for a dog.
30-I am pretty sure the rat children comment was a joke since Typhus will swear to her dying day that someone called her children "rats" on this blog when we all know she is full of total bullshit.
Good lord. Not BF and her gray hair obession yet again.
News flash: Gray hair makes women look old and 99% of the time it looks like crap on the average every day American woman. The pictures the gray hair obsessed keep posting are freaking models. Beautiful women who would look good with ANY color of hair. And seriously, do you really think they are running around with gray hair all the time? They are getting paid to look like that. The minute a job comes up that calls for a different color of hair or a younger look - bye-bye gray.
Anonymous said... 26 18-go take a valium and have a nap. You are way too spazzed about this blog.
November 11, 2011 11:28 AM
You are way to "moranic" to be here. If a comment bothers you, scroll sweety.
Anonymous said... 27 So 25, exactly who's kid was being bashed here? Because I have to agree that no kid bashing was going on, just bashing of someone's parenting.
November 11, 2011 11:36 AM
Jills, go find it yourself, no one is here to babysit if you miss something.
34-Like I said....
let me get this straight. This woman lives in Illinois and her kid's marching band is in a parade in New York City, and she's pissed that her LOCAL TV station isn't carrying the parade in its entirety, and especially the FULL performance of every.single.fucking.marching.band so she can see her special snowflake for two nano-seconds?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130822
Dear God, there are far too many stupid people in this country.
37-The stoopids is amazing at times, isn't it?
She wants us to pray for her? Ok but I'll pray next time they use a fucking leash too
Anonymous said... 36 34-Like I said....
November 11, 2011 12:55 PM
Stop spazzing on the blog! LOL
Yep, that makes as much sense as you and your comment. Hit the X up there if you can't handle scrolling toots.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130811
They are cute girls but why in hell wouldn't you dry their hair before taking their official birthday picture? FFS.
Why the fuck do you care? I'm sure those won't be the only photos taken.
I'm sure those aren't her "official" pics, they were on the way out.
I see your point but I figure she was in a hurry.
Her children are the cutest PKids!!!
Jills, go find it yourself, no one is here to babysit if you miss something.
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No one here is bashing Jill's children. Now Jill, yes. Her kids? No.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3129651
Got common sense?
That Christmas tree thread is a hoot!
They are cute girls but why in hell wouldn't you dry their hair before taking their official birthday picture? FFS.
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ITA She took 2 sets of photos with the wet hair.
link 46?
Here you go, 48.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130751
And by "a hoot" I mean these people don't seem to have a clue how ridiculous they sound.
43-no, her kids are not the cutest kids.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130751
STFU AngelKriC. We know why you don't have any belts. YOU don't need a belt. Fatass. Oh and she doesn't wear leather belts or shoes. She is one of the peas who has always been into the "designer purses". I'm sure she has plenty of leather handbags and doesn't she drive a BMW with leather seats? She used to constantly *try* to brag about all of the designer and name brand stuff she had. Remember when she talked about her gay husband wearing Armani suits to his grocery store job. LOL! That was before his second arrest but after his first one.
43-no, her kids are not the cutest kids.
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Well her kids ARE cute. Especially her little girls. They've always been super cute.
Let me guess, you are one of the peas who worship MaryMary's homely bunch.
AngelKriC may be a phony and a liar, but Bergdorf Blonde is a idiot.
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I've never bought a real tree for Christmas. A few of my sisters would get the ones that you could plant after, but when you see SO many Christmas trees sitting on those stands, cut for your pleasure, and used only for a short time, it makes me very sad. I saw a Christmas tree in a dumpster with a little tinsel still left on it and it broke my heart. I know it's silly, but I can't "kill" one. (yet I have a mink coat, but I justify it by fooling myself into believing that minks are mean little creatures + it should last me a lifetime).
52-
OMG, YOU BITCH!! STOP BASHING THE CHILDREN, YOU BITCH, YOU WHORE, YOU JEZEBEL, YOU BITCH, YOU WHORE.
STOP SMACKING THE PERFECT LITTLE CHILDREN, YOU BITCH, YOU WHORE, YOU CUM SLIT, YOU CUNT, YOU WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130698
Someone PLEASE tell Mary Mary that EYEBROWS are a necessary part of the face and she needs to pencil hers in a bit. It would make her look less like a doughy face with crazy eyes.
Thanksmuch
AngelKrisC is an UGLY fag hag with no class, morals or taste. If her fag husband wore Armani to work, it was because he was trolling for butt buddies in the dairy case. Want some cheese with that?
55, that haircut looks bad, too. Despite all the asskissing going on right now.
And considering that, as a taxpayer, I own a portion of that school, the secretary will put up with what I decide.
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What the fuck? Try it, butch hair lady. I dare you.
From the (latest) school lunch thread.
Anonymous said... 44 Jills, go find it yourself, no one is here to babysit if you miss something.
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No one here is bashing Jill's children. Now Jill, yes. Her kids? No.
November 11, 2011 2:23 PM
Yes, her kids "were" bashed here, once again, not going back and looking for it. Jane should.
Someone posted that MaryMary's new hair is prettier than Emma Watson's. LOL. I think it's cute, fits her hip mormon mom vibe great but don't lie for FFS.
KikiN on that stupid friendship thread.
She is the one calling and texting and acting like a stalker. She is the one being needy.
For fucks sake Kiki, take the hint and leave that poor woman alone. She has made her decision and she does not want to be your friend.
I know she is supposed to think that being your friend is the best thing that ever happened to her...but clearly she *doesn't*
I bet that woman is on a message board somewhere posting: "OMG what do you do when a friendship is over but the person keeps calling?"
STOP SMACKING THE PERFECT LITTLE CHILDREN, YOU BITCH, YOU WHORE, YOU CUM SLIT, YOU CUNT, YOU WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you use words like that, it makes kid bashing so minor.
I admit I thought Mary would give me a good laugh with her haircut, and even though it looks like she cut it herself, with the color it looks ok. She just needs a little light colored lipstick. She should get some stud earrings and learn to quint her eyes a bit like Marilyn Monroe.
OMG pretzels has a man haircut!
Yes, her kids "were" bashed here, once again, not going back and looking for it. Jane should.
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No.one.cares.
Jane should.
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No she shouldn't.
I don't care either.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3130777&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=
I love my pets, I really, really do. It is heartbreaking when they die.
But if your are an adult, and leaving the vet after your dog died is the hardest thing you've ever done in your life and you don't know how you're going to survive this... you've had a pretty easy life.
I hope she develops some coping skills before she has to deal with losing human family members.
65/66 stop agreeing with yourself and now whine "it's two people" LOL
@67 What a cold, ugly little heart you have.
The pet just died, she is upset.
If you asked me just after my pet died I would have said something very similar.
In a more rational moment and without the recent grief, she probably wouldn't say quite the same thing.
If that was me I'd be so pissed at my husband for not having the dog on a lead.
If she hasn't lost any family members yet, then she's been very lucky and that's great for her. This IS how people learn to cope, though life's experiences, through grieving, through coming out the other side and realizing that you do cope and that life does go on.
You don't just wake up one day with "coping skills" all ready to go.
When my pet died after 17 years it WAS the worst thing that had happened to me at that time.
Then my best friend died of cancer, and a few years later another close friend's baby died. I redefined 'worst'
Fuck me, you are one cold bitch 67.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130891
Really? Superfuck is back again..
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130825
Myshelly is a freak! WTF!!!! (3rd or so post down, WTF!!)
65/66 stop agreeing with yourself and now whine "it's two people" LOL
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Must hurt to be this stupid huh?
I know that for you it's a difficult concept to grasp, but it is possible for TWO individuals to hold the same opinion on a subject, (and here's the even more shocking part - sometimes MORE than two!!)
I remember the name supermomTTF, but I don't remember what pea fuckery she was famous for.
Who has the spreadsheet?
Anonymous said... 72 65/66 stop agreeing with yourself and now whine "it's two people" LOL
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Must hurt to be this stupid huh?
I know that for you it's a difficult concept to grasp, but it is possible for TWO individuals to hold the same opinion on a subject, (and here's the even more shocking part - sometimes MORE than two!!)
November 11, 2011 7:36 PM
Whine about it some more.. as predicted.
Whine about it some more.. as predicted
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Keep insisting it is only one person and thus reinforcing teh stoopid.. as precicted.
not only as precicted, but also as predicted :)
Look, PeeWee found the blog.
"I know you are but what am I?"
How about you shut up FFS
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130871
Jesus H Christ don't any of the Peas care about their appearance in the slightest? I might not be up to catwalk standard but I like to put some thought in to what I wear. I wouldn't be caught dead in the shit they wear.
They *don't* care. And they are gleeful about being so unfashionable. No skin of my back. Look like an ugly mofo if ya want to.
Totally agree with 69! 67 is well beyond the usual miserable fucks at the pod. What an evil fucking douche!
What theFUCK doesn't Kelpea understand??? ***SHE*** is the one who posts her son's entire mental history, hospitalization ***AND PICTURES**** (can you say google photo recognition), and she is pissed some KID told someone son is in the mental hospital??? Is she for fucking REAL??? Based on her posts it is NOT in this kid's interests to have mommy telling the world about all of this, pics of the whole fam and all...it WILL come back to haunt her for sure. What a dipshit
Kelpea is the poster child for oversharing.
Kelpea is the poster child for over sharing stupid bitch.
Kelpea is the poster child for lack of self awareness
don't forget his NAME too #81
WTF?????????????????????
Pot meet the fucking kettle. Can she not see SHE is the BIGGEST problem he has as far as "social SUICIDE"???!!!!
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Posted: 11/12/2011 10:12:22 AM
As to not sharing our personal situation with Adam's hospital stay with his friends, and being angry that this kid revealed our private info, please understand it's not as if these kids are old enough to understand that mental issues do not, or SHOULD not, carry any sort of stigma. They are 6th graders.
If my daughter, a high school student, were going through the same thing, she would not have a problem "sharing." She's very different from her brother, though.
To me, sharing this private news about my son is akin to social suicide, at that age. Do some of you NOT remember middle school? It's the hardest part of their school career. Since the cat is out of the bag, though, Adam can deal with it whichever way he likes; telling the truth or telling a white lie. We will defer to him. Sadly, though, there will be parents of some of those kids who will treat us like we are either a bad family or worse.
So please don't advise me that's okay to share. It's not. And I have "shared" with a few friends; stigmas still are with them. Only two people have offered me their time or help. The others never called back. it's too scary to them.
It's going to be another couple of generations where "sharing mental issues" will be more the norm. I'd rather not have my son endure any negative ramifications of it at this time.
***Kelly***
http://pmanewsline.com/2011/06/15/google-searches-via-image-recognition/
to go with #81
Kelpea is in complete and utter denial about her role in "sharing" every bit of her son's struggle. She's violated her son's privacy repeatedly. She doesn't need the Peas. She needs a therapist, and to find an online forum geared towards family crises w/ lots of resources.
Given that the internet is forever, the longterm consequences for her son could be devastating.
Why does Mary start a thread saying "what if" knowing full well she had the cut scheduled for the next morning?
81 - you're paranoid. How about no one share anything with the pod. She got support on the board and behind the scenes especially and maybe someone else with the same issue benefited from reading her post.
Myshelly is definitely a weird one, I put her on ignore awhile back.
myshelly is a total freak, and she's a huge twunt, to boot.
I agree about the ignore. Life's too short to waste time reading her posts.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130825
Myshelly is a freak! WTF!!!! (3rd or so post down, WTF!!)
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That bs from myshelly was totally just stirring the pot. She's a total troll.
It's probably AN or somebody else that likes to do shit like that.
Why does Mary start a thread saying "what if" knowing full well she had the cut scheduled for the next morning?
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Maybe she made the appointment but hadn't decided yet whether to just get a trim or have it chopped.
90 you're obviously as stupid of a dipshit as Kelpea, then. You can "share" without giving a damn roadmap, photo, name, pictures, etc. Her son apparently doesn't get a say in how his information is shared with the entire world. ANY FREAK with a spreadsheet can go through Kelpeas posts and with a pointed quick google figure out exactly who he is. Hopefully someone will use that to report her to child services. She is doing her son NO favors.
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#90 said: " 81 - you're paranoid. How about no one share anything with the pod. She got support on the board and behind the scenes especially and maybe someone else with the same issue benefited from reading her post.
November 12, 2011 9:26 AM "
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Mary Mary is an attention whore. AND that haircut is BUTT UGLY since no one seems to want to tell her that.
Mary Mary could kill a kitten and the board would be up her ass praising her
what "did" happen to the kittens she had? hmmm
That bs from myshelly was totally just stirring the pot. She's a total troll.
It's probably AN or somebody else that likes to do shit like that.
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This is the most plausible myshelly theory yet.
Kelpea just doesn't want anyone in "real life" knowing about her son because God forbid it affect his popularity or his Queen Sisters popularity. It's clear from her posts over the years that is super important to her. She lives through her kids. She is 10 times worse than Chele.
Kelpea is a total fuckknob.
If her kids are affected socially by her son's mental problems, it's totally because she's the idiot who put it out there all over the WWW.
Teens and tweens are incredibly adept at ferreting out dirt on people online.
Kelpea being ostracized would be a natural consequence of her own stupidity. I do feel very sorry for her kids, though. She didn't give them any choice in the matter. Plus, she seems like a completely shitty parent.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130961
This sort of things never ceases to amaze me. Sister-in-law says "I'm bringing potatoes". Either ask her to bring something else, don't fix potatoes yourself, or serve them both.
It's not complicated and it's not awkward. She seriously needs people to coach her on what to do in this "awkward" situation?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130961
This sort of things never ceases to amaze me. Sister-in-law says "I'm bringing potatoes". Either ask her to bring something else, don't fix potatoes yourself, or serve them both.
It's not complicated and it's not awkward. She seriously needs people to coach her on what to do in this "awkward" situation?
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Some people aren't happy if they aren't making things difficult.
98 - Lydia?
Anonymous said... 104 98 - Lydia?
November 12, 2011 1:22 PM
her infant? lol
and someone hasn't asked the obvious questions...maybe her husbands mashed potatoes are shit or he just doesn't make enough of them.
Lol, 106. Maybe last year sil decided she couldn't take the crappy potatoes her brother makes every year.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3130827
shell815 is kind of nasty but wasn't this the poster that constantly complained about that asshole she was married to, but continued to stay with him and have another child after she knew he was a loser?
Or is that someone else?
I seem to remember multiple whining posts where the peas were telling her to leave his lazy drunk ass.
I don't believe anything ipeaglitter says. She is the one who is always obsessed with news stories about sick children or kidnapped kids. She talks about them likes she knows them and posts nonstop detail by detail. She used to post constantly about her SONS and how their father abused them. She never once mentioned having daughters and now she mentions having girls. When did that happen? She's also a huge hypochondriac. She's very strange.
Kelpea is a fucking fruit loop.
Can she really be so clueless about the irony of her bitching - ON A PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD that she has peppered with information that probably wouldn't make it hard to find her - about someone sharing her son's personal information.
Pot, meet kettle.
Kelpea's kid sounds pretty normal to me. kids that are really in crisis mentally don't participate in school activites and usually don't have friends either. My neighbor just had her kid put into inpatient and she was in the nurses office day in and day out, her meds weren't working she was having side effects. Hard to make friends when you are really mentally ill. No disrespect to anyone who has been through it. But, Kelpea sounds like she has an overgrown idea of what her kid "should" be like and when he doesn't play along, BAM he's medicated. Yeah, the docs not thinking he's bipolar doesn't really surprise me.
I think kelpea didn't discipline her son hard enough (even though she swore she did in a thread) and that's why he has these anger problems.
Teens and tweens are incredibly adept at ferreting out dirt on people online.
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And they'll know adam's mom is Kelpea on a 2peas message board? Seriously if you're so damn paranoid don't share, but if it helps her, what do you care about any backlash to HER?
wow myshelley = AN never would have thought!
The other day I wanted to look up AN's post history only to realize you can't search for just AN. Must have been her strategy. So I just saved her to my BOS.
A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.
Adlai E. Stevenson
Kinda like weeping for a tree but wearing a mink. Or living in a house with a coffee table, a dresser, some cabinets and a few doors.
"But, I don't understand it either. I also don't understand why some of my college classmates show up to a 1 pm class still in their pjs with their hair unbrushed. I find it incredibly disrespectful to the person teaching the class."
This coming from the bright blue-haired "gamerbabe", seems quite ironic.
How is blue hair disrespectful?
Anonymous said... 114 wow myshelley = AN never would have thought!
The other day I wanted to look up AN's post history only to realize you can't search for just AN. Must have been her strategy. So I just saved her to my BOS.
November 12, 2011 5:21 PM
Her old ID:
Ashley Nichole
Location: Not Specified
Occupation: Not Specified
Member Since: April 2004
PeaNut Number: 141030
Total Posts: 6,771
Total Projects: 0
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Her new ID:
Kurzweil
In Memoriam
PeaNut 236442 - December 2005
Posts: 15349 Layouts: 0
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AN
In Memoriam
PeaNut 236442 - December 2005
Posts: 15349 Layouts: 0
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131058
TankTop can't show pics of the inside of her home?
How is blue hair disrespectful?
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How are pajamas disrespectful? It's still clothes. Both pajamas outside the home and blue hair look trashy.
I thought the same thing 119! But you know how the Peas are, just another update in the spreadsheet of those wall colors and furniture styles!
118 - AN had some other name before she became AN but she came out and told us. I don't remember it being Kurzweil though.
Anyway her post about moving to her grandma's house to be closer to her BF and go into marriage counseling while not engaged was just weird. She made it sound like a business contract, she said "we set a deadline for ourselves". WTF?! how unromantic and just puts pressure on him
Did you see AN's homemade halloween costume? LMAO
You can always tell who the freshmen are in college, they are dressed like they stepped out of a catalog. The older students wear whatever they had on when they rolled out of bed.
Sounds like AN is being used...
119-Tank Top is an annoying freak and she thinks people will stalk her if she posts any info on the web. Like anyone gives a rat's ass about her and her stupid shit.
Is Kelpea's son being molested? My friend's son was acting the same way and he eventually spoke up about his molestor.
127-makes you wonder. I am sure Kelpea is too stupid and self absorbed to think about that. All that dumb bitch thinks about is "social suicide" and the fact that her kid missed a game and a party. Can I get a big old fat eyeroll up in here? @@
Anonymous said... 122 118 - AN had some other name before she became AN but she came out and told us. I don't remember it being Kurzweil though.
Anyway her post about moving to her grandma's house to be closer to her BF and go into marriage counseling while not engaged was just weird. She made it sound like a business contract, she said "we set a deadline for ourselves". WTF?! how unromantic and just puts pressure on him
November 12, 2011 8:39 PM
Kurzweil and Ashley Nichole have the same pea number, Ashley Nichole is her old pea name. She also called herself chartreuse (sp?) pea/or green or some shit at one point.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3034903
Here's a post where seannnnnnnnnnnnnnnna mentions her. (found w/google easily)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131072
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ that woman is the definition of peatarded. Fuck me.
She is painfully stupid.
She couldn't wait a few hours for her DEAR husband to go out and check?
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The older students wear whatever they had on when they rolled out of bed.
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unless they are wound really tight.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131072
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ that woman is the definition of peatarded. Fuck me.
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ha I knew who that was before I even opened the thread.
She's not just dim, she's lazy as hell. Get up off your ass and go look at it.
But I guess if you're too lazy to type "do dogs have brains" into google...
May the Lord bless you.
May the Lord keep you.
May He hold you in the palm of His hand.
Whatever 136 mostly I feel like booger the Lord is trying to flick off his hand.
Anonymous said... 135 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131072
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ that woman is the definition of peatarded. Fuck me.
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ha I knew who that was before I even opened the thread.
She's not just dim, she's lazy as hell. Get up off your ass and go look at it.
But I guess if you're too lazy to type "do dogs have brains" into google...
November 13, 2011 6:26 AM
..but Oh Woe is me, I just had surgery on my legs! ummm, yeah, I don't see it as lazy right now. Downright stupid that she didn't wait, yes. Lazy, not so much..
I like how she's snippy with a couple of people that asked relevant questions. Does she expect every single person to know the whole back story on why she's having issues, and also read her mind and know that the van is parked too close to the wall to let her squeeze in and look herself?
Re: 2peafaithful
Maybe she can rent a trailer, and put her special family heirloom dining table in it, and she can lay on the table for the roadtrip. LOL!!
She can't figure things out for herself because she has always had Jesus and her husband get together and decide everything for her. She is accustomed to having other people take care of her and is not used to thinking for herself.
Is Kelpea's son being molested? My friend's son was acting the same way and he eventually spoke up about his molestor.
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I don't know about that but do you remember the pea whose son was caught several times wearing his sisters clothes and makeup. We were pretty sure it was Kelpea. As a matter of fact, this could be a huge part of the problem. Maybe she's trying to medicate the gay out of him. We all know that Kelpea is all about popularity and social standing. It wouldn't do for her to have a gay son. She has went on and on about how high school girls even have the hots for her son, who is only like 11 or 12 years old. She is the one who needs help.
And they'll know adam's mom is Kelpea on a 2peas message board? Seriously if you're so damn paranoid don't share, but if it helps her, what do you care about any backlash to HER?
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I don't know about kids actually searching for info and finding Adam's mom on 2peas, but the peas don't realize that hundreds or people READ the NSBR that don't even post. Kelpea has given out a LOT of personal information as well as having pictures of both of her kids as well as herself and her husband. Anyone who knows her in real life may come across her posts, see the pics and say "Hey I know her, let me read her posts" and boy, they'd find out a lot about that family.
That exact thing happened to me. I've mentioned this before...I rarely post on the board, however, I've been a reader for years. There is a well known drama filled pea who is my next door neighbor. She has no idea that I read 2peas and know all of her personal business. I wouldn't have known it was her except she posts pictures of herself and her kids and hello, that's my neighbor. So of course, my nosy ass went back and read a lot of her old posts. I found out all kinds of stuff that I would have otherwise not known about her.
She can't figure things out for herself because she has always had Jesus and her husband get together and decide everything for her. She is accustomed to having other people take care of her and is not used to thinking for herself.
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and parents when she was between husbands.
Does 2peafaithful homeschool?
If 2PeasDogBrain can't squeeze next to the van to get inside, how does she expect her DH to? He's larger than she is, or so she has said in the past.
There's also the possibility of her getting inside the van from the driver's side, backing it out into the driveway, putting it in park, turning off the engine, taking the keys, getting out of the car and then walking around to the other side and getting in that way to test the seating. Very very complicated.
That exact thing happened to me. I've mentioned this before...I rarely post on the board, however, I've been a reader for years. There is a well known drama filled pea who is my next door neighbor. She has no idea that I read 2peas and know all of her personal business. I wouldn't have known it was her except she posts pictures of herself and her kids and hello, that's my neighbor. So of course, my nosy ass went back and read a lot of her old posts. I found out all kinds of stuff that I would have otherwise not known about her.
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DOH!!!
Lesson: never ever post anything on 2 peas (or the WORLD WIDE WEB, for that matter) that you would be uncomfortable telling a co-worker.
as big as the world is, it's small too.
The way 2peafaithful talks is so annoying. She messed up her sons haircut and she says "I told him I made a mistake and asked him for grace." WTH? Asked him for grace? She always talks like that. Yes I know she's a Christian but I don't know any Christians who constantly talk the way she does. She is such a weird person.
I don't know about kids actually searching for info and finding Adam's mom on 2peas, but the peas don't realize that hundreds or people READ the NSBR that don't even post. Kelpea has given out a LOT of personal information as well as having pictures of both of her kids as well as herself and her husband. Anyone who knows her in real life may come across her posts, see the pics and say "Hey I know her, let me read her posts" and boy, they'd find out a lot about that family.
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I've been thinking this for months. She lives in the DC area, and believe me, it's a small small town in so many ways. Everything she's posted would spread like wildfire through the private school circuit, the cheer groups, the sports leagues, the mommy clubs and carpool divisions. If she's really concerned about "social suicide," she sure has a funny way of showing it.
There's also the possibility of her getting inside the van from the driver's side, backing it out into the driveway, putting it in park, turning off the engine, taking the keys, getting out of the car and then walking around to the other side and getting in that way to test the seating. Very very complicated.
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Or if you weren't inclined to do that, most newer cars have manuals online.
a google search for "does the honda odyssey front seat fold down" registered about 99 thousand hits. One of them surely answers the question.
of course that would require finger movement (typing, scrolling) and looking.
That exact thing happened to me. I've mentioned this before...I rarely post on the board, however, I've been a reader for years. There is a well known drama filled pea who is my next door neighbor. She has no idea that I read 2peas and know all of her personal business. I wouldn't have known it was her except she posts pictures of herself and her kids and hello, that's my neighbor. So of course, my nosy ass went back and read a lot of her old posts. I found out all kinds of stuff that I would have otherwise not known about her.
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Oh my hell. This is the funniest thing!
Lesson: never ever post anything on 2 peas (or the WORLD WIDE WEB, for that matter) that you would be uncomfortable telling a co-worker.
as big as the world is, it's small too.
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Yep, that's why I've mentioned it on this blog and Meats several times. I don't think the peas think about who's seeing their posts. They think they "know" everyone at the bucket because they post and converse with them every single day. Like I said, there are HUNDREDS if not more people who read what they say and they have no clue who they are.
It may not even take a picture to figure out who someone is. You could use your real first name or maybe post your city or state and then post about a situation that happened to you. For instance, a fight at the PTA and you're talking crap about the President. Someone reading that thread who knows about that situation could read it and easily figure out who you are and that you are talking crap about so and so. I don't think that's being paranoid. I think its just good common sense. Don't overshare.
Those peas now share Facebook, which is totally personal, as well as Pinterest and their home addresses for "Christmas cards". Heck some of them even share their Nook/Kindle passwords so they can trade books.
The way 2peafaithful talks is so annoying. She messed up her sons haircut and she says "I told him I made a mistake and asked him for grace." WTH? Asked him for grace? She always talks like that. Yes I know she's a Christian but I don't know any Christians who constantly talk the way she does. She is such a weird person.
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I thought the same thing about "grace". lol Anyway she needs to stop being so cheap and pay a barber.
I don't think the peas think about who's seeing their posts. They think they "know" everyone at the bucket because they post and converse with them every single day. Like I said, there are HUNDREDS if not more people who read what they say and they have no clue who they are.
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Yes I posted on a thread about a clothing store where someone posted a link to a coupon. My facebook friend was googling that store name and the word coupon and came across that thread and emailed me. Since then she's been unavailable to go out with me, so I'm guessing she read my post history and got to know the real me and was scared. lol
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131102
That crazy Sammel is back.
Crazy Sammel never left. Loser.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3130997&pg=2
Actually I would love to see women go back to the days of wearing just dresses and skirts.
I hope those days never come 157 I prefer jeans and slacks. Good thing we live in America where we can choose what we want to wear.
JUST skirts might be interesting. Why don't you preserve the modesty and wear a fucking shirt with that skirt?
Actually I would love to see women go back to the days of wearing just dresses and skirts.
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Okay, Michelle Duggar.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3130997&pg=2
Actually I would love to see women go back to the days of wearing just dresses and skirts.
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What about women who work in jobs where this would be dangerous? Would they be allowed to wear dungarees?
Or would they be at home barefoot and pregnant?
Last night in the ER was especially bad. I saw several people... not patients, people who came to be with patients... in nightgowns, pj's, bathrobes, etc. It takes less than a minute to throw on sweatpants and a sweatshirt, so why wear a cotton night gown with no bra? I truly don't get it and I know I would be horribly uncomfortable dressed that way in pulblic.
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If you were taking your kid to the er your main concern would be what you were wearing?
Or would they be at home barefoot and pregnant?
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I would never put it that crassly. I do believe that more woman should stay home with their kids. I honestly believe that. I believe in the traditional roles of the husband working outside the home, and the woman supporting him and maintaining the home.
oh 163 you are so full of shit. Troll. Now go gather up your pettitcoats and troll somewhere else. Hubby would not approve of this.
I believe in the traditional roles of the husband working outside the home, and the woman supporting him and maintaining the home.
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That's nice. Hope the husband in this fairy tale never leaves or dies, and the woman in the fairy tale is lucky enough to find a man able and willing to provide sole support for her and the family.
Otherwise, she might have to get a job where she needs to wear something other than a skirt to be safe.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131096
She cried over this?
You are not supposed to cry over spilled milk, just wasted soup.
Does kikinichole have to post everything she does? I'm just waiting to see her post, "I took a poop"
No shit, 168 (and no pun intended!) I'm beginning to think Two Peas is like Facebook x 1000--people who think their lives are so special that everybody wants to hear about it. Ugh.
Did Buttercup just tell Janice to STFU? Gee Janice, no one was poking fun at your "spectrum" son.
Maybe all the peas with "chronic pain" and constant headaches should get off their computers for awhile and see if, I don't know, maybe EYE STRAIN causes some of it. Just a thought.
Is Buttercup the new Bootzee? I just read Jill's photo thread and all the BTT! are killing me. I love you, Buttercup. Keep it up!
Buttercup cracks me up! I can't wait for Jill to post more photos of herself and her kids!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3131099&pg=2
Has grinningcat ever dated anyone? She comes off as this angry middle aged single woman. She's posted pics of herself in the past and she's fat.
I do believe that more woman should stay home with their kids. I honestly believe that. I believe in the traditional roles of the husband working outside the home, and the woman supporting him and maintaining the home.
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That's nice if your husband is making $260K a year, but the rest of the SAHMs on the board, their penny pinching just sounds miserable to me.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3131208
surprised no one suggested she give her mom a vibrator.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131134
I agree that a boy wanting a crew cut style could save money for the family. But since the OP here has had weight loss surgery, I figured that she could afford for her son to get a barber cut while she is in recovery from having excessive skin removed.
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Oh Snap! Let's be real, everyone was thinking it! Wonder how 2peafaithful will respond? lol
LOVE YOU BUTTERCUP!
"kikinichole" is the most long winded asstard on the bukket. no one is going to read that long ass *email* she's sending to her salon. It's like ""where's Waldo"" going through all that crap to try and find out what the fucking problem is. 2 short paragraphs, tops, for that kind of thing.
179 - completely and totally agree.
Another buttercup/bootzee? fan here!
Maybe the salon will reply to KikiN. with:
tl:dr
Yeah, Or "Glad you were happy with your color and cut!" or some other irrlevant comment. lol
wow, major peatards en masse on this thread. Reading comprehension people!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131190
Is scrappintoee the most annoying pea? All she does is btt old threads to continue the discussion. Start a new fucking thread!
WTF? Can none of them read? He didn't call her stupid.
Honstly, I side with her husband. He obviously wanted to talk to her about the laptop that HE would be using, maybe he knows more about computers, or did some research and knows which one he wants.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131190
LOL! 183 beat me to it!
185 - you can't read, she said near the bottom of the thread that he doesn't care about computer specifications, that wasn't the issue.
Honestly the OP didn't give enough details in the OP.
When someone gets mad over nothing like that, they are usually worried or upset about something totally unrelated. It's a moment when you ask, "What are you REALLY upset about?" not when you take your football and go home.
185 - you can't read, she said near the bottom of the thread that he doesn't care about computer specifications, that wasn't the issue.
Honestly the OP didn't give enough details in the OP.
yeah. he was just being cheap.
Anonymous said... 187 185 - you can't read, she said near the bottom of the thread that he doesn't care about computer specifications, that wasn't the issue.
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Riiiiiiiight! And I take that self serving statement with a grain of salt. It's too pealike to throw that bit in later. She gave enough details that it is simply amazing (or not) that almost every peatard who responded completely misread the "you're stupid" part.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131241
This irritates me and I don't really understand why. WTF is this womans problem?
I think she just likes being in the middle of drama, none of it would really affect her life unless she let's it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131251
Seriously?
Bipolar disorder runs throw the father side of the family, Second unless there is a know history of it in his fathers family then at his age they should not be able to say he is bipolar.
Bipolar are not aggressive in the way you described. I live with 4 people who are bipolar. My DH, two step kids and our daughter, I know What I am talking about. Only two of them are on meds and that's only because there mother had a fit about them not being on the.
Sociopaths and other mental health problem with bring out the aggressiveness your talking about.
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Diagnosed by darkangel. Lord help us.
I'm starting to wonder if this is another shit-stirring pea's second identity.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131211
what's the problem 193? we can't guess what's on your mind.
I understand 193. She must of never ever lost a human being before, which is very fortunate and very odd. I love my dog and would be lost without her but to have a life epiphany like that is kind of weird, over a dog I mean.
Survivor guilt after the dog's death -- is it right to eat, breath, and scratch knowing that the first-born fury baby is no more?
I think this is someone who needs to live year round in the magic kingdom, not just empty the piggy bank to do so.
I want to comment on the dog thread so bad but I'm biting my tongue. Is it sad your dog died? Sure. But really... get over yourself.
I had no idea Cindytred lost her son last month.
194, BergdorfDumbBlonde is on that thread saying bipolar can only be diagnosed through a spinal tap. What the fuck? Where do people come up with this shit?
I feel sorry for anybody who reads crap like that and is dumb enough to believe it. No wonder society in general is so dense.
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