That said, I find the attacks on her appearance tasteless and outright mean.
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I didn't post this on the last thread, but I agree with it. Lauren may be a useless waste of oxygen but I am so freakin sick of reading attacks on people's looks. There's plenty to smack at the pod without resorting to this shit.
Well you idiots defending that ugly prune better find somewhere else to post then, because I plan on being tasteless and mean for some time to come. Especially when it comes to L'Urine. Want to make up rules about what is acceptable smack? then go start your own blog and be all fake and nice to everyone and tell people they look fantastic when they look like crap, oh wait, that's 2Peas, we already have that.
I bet you are just as fat, otherwise you wouldn't be objecting so much. Go have another 6 cheese enchiladas in cream sauce, it will make you feel better.
I love it when the fatties try to deflect by calling people crazy. What's the matter now, crabby because you ate all the cookies and there's none left?
You're so stupid. Do you think anyone ever listens to you when all you can talk about is fat, ugly, prune face, etc. Say something intelligent for once.
And I am not the same person you've been arguing with.
"In fact, I may make it my New Year's resolution to ONLY make negative comments about people's looks, that should keep our resident handslappers busy."
You must have such a full and happy life, sunshine! I bet you're a real treat to be around.
Sincerely,
Another bitch who thinks you're off your fucking rocker
I'm reading this one again and have to keep saying "really?" although I do have to agree with the imaginary numbers one. What the hell is an imaginary number? But I can tell my right from my left and I do know what side of the road to drive on. omg.
The majority of the peas are not LDS, but many peas are LDS. Understand? And why don't you get the balls to present your opinion on there. Oh, wait, you can't be as anonymous on there than you can here. January 4, 2012 7:14 PM
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You know exactly why you can't post that shit over there. Plus I like being anon. Go fuck yourself and your LDS high horse.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142715 Scrapaimee always seems to have so much drama going on. Seems odd that she was so concerned about a friend in an abusive relationship last week whilst being in one herself.
It's weird no one over there has posted about the cop being killed in Utah. SURELY it is someone's uncle's aunt's cousin's friend's next door neighbor's kid's baby mama's acquaintance?
Grocery Store rotisserie chicken grosses me out. I always wonder how long it has been sitting in that case...and how many people have been touching it...yuck!
I always wonder how long it has been sitting in that case...and how many people have been touching it...yuck! -------- The Safeway I shop at has a time/date stamp on the chickens and each is sealed in a plastic container. They put them out around 3pm and any not sold by 10pm go on sale half price and are tossed before 7am.
Nope 37, not special, just creative. I'm also not a pearl clutcher pea that thinks that sex needs to be done missionary style in the bed with the lights off. I also *talk* to my DH about sex, to make sure we are both happy with the way things are going.
39 - you also say you sleep in the same bed, Sleeping in the same bed is not only about sex, it is about intimacy. If you are close and cuddling, there is more likely to be sex, even if it's not in the bed. People who sleep in different rooms, aren't 'intimate' couples. They are probably not having a lot of sex outside the bed either.
I NEED to know what was tmi for #40. Was it non-missionary style sex or was it actually talking about sex with your partner?? That actually explains a lot about why there are so many pea-divorces...
Lol, not Jane, but I don't share a bed with my husband due to me having a cpap machine and it bothers him. We still have plenty of intimacy, thank you vey much. It is more fun actually we have found.
Anyone remember/know off hand if whoever it was updated to going into the school to monitor her child. She had something interrupt the first time she had scheduled to do it, that's all I remember. Anyone?
Did we ever find out what the real story behind all the L'Urine fury was about? Maybe No Sliver can call the hotel again for an update. No Sliver wins most over invested pea award for January.
Lol, not Jane, but I don't share a bed with my husband due to me having a cpap machine and it bothers him. We still have plenty of intimacy, thank you vey much. It is more fun actually we have found.
You must be quite the fat ass to have to use a CPAP machine. Good for you having intimacy though. Must be a struggle at times digging through those flabby folds to get to that cunt of yours.
I agree with you 58. those 'convince me to get a ...' posts annoy me. If someone has to tell you why you need something, then you do not need it. I bet a large part of the reason they don't like them, is because they can't work out how to use them properly. The stupidity of some of the kindle/ipad/tablet/iphone questions is mind boggling.
60, I'm not jealous at all. I have all the gadgets I need OR want. And I wait to buy them until the kinks are worked out. I just think the pea bandwagons are both funny and ridiculous.
60, I'm not jealous at all. I have all the gadgets I need OR want. And I wait to buy them until the kinks are worked out. I just think the pea bandwagons are both funny and ridiculous.
Not everyone who ses a CPAP is fat moron. Anyone can have sleep apnea. January 5, 2012 5:51 PM
My uncle had one and he was thin and fit. Ignore the bitches, they're just looking for something to make you feel bad. Hmmm, probably Lauren trolling the blog again.
I so love reading all the ASSumptions on here tonight. And, no, I haven't posted anything yet tonight, so they are not my posts. Yes, everyone on the blog is fat, except YOU of course!
I agree #77. I think she is obese and lonely, as her DH would rather look at porn than touch her mean bitter ass. But, they *must* be intimate, as they sleep in the same bed...
Some of us are trying to bitch about people at the bukkit, but all the infighting is distracting. Get with the program people. Tell us who you hate over there and why.
not number 40 but tmi means too much information. Meaning that no one but you gives a fuck what you do in your bedroom or where ever ##########################
Sooo. The chick who thought her boyfriend was going to present her with a ring and ask her to marry him? Never happened, correct? Did she ever show her face?
Yep, 84, she did come back. She was whining that she was sick of people asking her that question. Well, dumb ass, if you were going on and on and gushing to people IRL like you were here, of course they are going to ask you about it! If you didn't want to have to answer questions about it, then don't fucking go on and on about it in the first place!
Sooo. The chick who thought her boyfriend was going to present her with a ring and ask her to marry him? Never happened, correct? Did she ever show her face?
"Some of us are trying to bitch about people at the bukkit, but all the infighting is distracting. Get with the program people. Tell us who you hate over there and why."
Yep, 84, she did come back. She was whining that she was sick of people asking her that question. Well, dumb ass, if you were going on and on and gushing to people IRL like you were here, of course they are going to ask you about it! If you didn't want to have to answer questions about it, then don't fucking go on and on about it in the first place!
Lol Oh she did? I was getting tired of all the peatards like kikipea asking her too! Get a clue bitches.
If you don't know the answer to this, and if you don't know of a better place than 2peas to find the answer...you SHOULD NOT be remodeling a kitchen!!!
She's such a fucking liar, what happened to *Mr. we ate fresh figs under the moonlight* bull shit! Oh and her 3 second O LMAO What a sack of shit liar.
I forgot she was the 3 second O poster! Maybe that's why they are perfect for each other? He is a premature ejaculator and comes in 4 seconds but she has already had her O so she doesn't mind!
carolgscrapper Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.
PeaNut 27167 - January 2002 Posts: 10671 Layouts: 21 Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx
Posted: 8/30/2011 6:36:02 AM The current man meat is extremely talented and I usually have an O within 30-45 seconds and then will have 3-4 more before we are done.
I am a lucky lucky girl!
Motto of a powerful woman:
Live your life in such a way that when you get up in the morning and your feet hit the floor...Satan shudders and says "Oh shit...she's awake!"
carolgscrapper Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.
PeaNut 27167 - January 2002 Posts: 10671 Layouts: 21 Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx
Posted: 8/30/2011 6:36:02 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The current man meat is extremely talented and I usually have an O within 30-45 seconds and then will have 3-4 more before we are done.
I am a lucky lucky girl!
For posterity. A different guy to the current Mr Perfect.
LOL @ 105 I had to go digging because for some reason I thought it was scrappants who did the bragging. Hopefully someone asks carol how this partner stacks up in the man meat dept.
I think Carol is a dumbass and finally realized that sneezing doesn't equal an orgasm. I think she is a faker and a liar too. Another... Cheese done slid off the cracker nutter.
PeaNut 146247 - May 2004 Posts: 3889 Layouts: 320 Loc: North Georgia Posted: 1/4/2012 2:26:09 PM --- I sent my dh a last week with a picture of tin foil at nearly seven dollars. And it want even a giant roll our anything!
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Is she fucking drunk or what, this makes no sense (even if I did post the link it wouldn't help you figure this shit out)
I love how carol and scrapmom hotpants both have avatars of themselves in the pool....So, the keys to my happiness may just be: get divorced, find a new, most wonderful man, and get a pool.
They have that lowlife mentality where they think everyone is looking at them. They constantly thrive on having 'haters' and talking about them. It makes them feel like they're something special. (hotpants and keriwest)
I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
Somehow it doesn't really surprise me how many peas met their DH's via online dating. I was surprised that one met hers 15 years ago...I didn't realize there were online dating sites in 1997!!
121, what caught my attention is that I believe Brandy posted that she was 22 and he was 19 when they married. So if they dated for two years before that, he was 17 and on online dating sites? I'm not curious enough to go looking for that post to make sure.
Anonymous said... 119 I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
January 6, 2012 6:58 AM
You don't get 111 and I don't get the way she worded her stuff. Glad we all have you to decipher gibberish.
Anonymous said... 119 I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
January 6, 2012 6:58 AM
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Darkangel can make a better sentence than that, even drunk LOL
Just noticed a new troll account posted about Carol's manmeat.
And, what the fuck is Pennyring talking about on that thread? I thought she was a raised in fucking religious cult? Now she acts like her mom was another slutpants and brought new guys into the house all the time. AND, she said she met them online. Fuck that, Penny, you are pushing 40. If momma was trolling the 'net for queers, you must have lived with her until you were 30.
Anonymous said... 128 OK 125...I am 119, please educate me about what was wrong with my sentence. I obviously need some help, so please give it to me.
January 6, 2012 8:29 AM
125 makes perfect sense FFS, if you can follow along in the blog conversation. It *ALL* refers back to drunk kayla's comments. Keep up toots, no one is explaining anything to you anymore, quit asking.
Yep, I'm a bitch for admitting my fault and asking for help. I should have know better, but I hadn't had my coffee yet this morning. You, were just a straight up bitch just to be a bitch. Congratulations! You are as ugly inside as Lauren.
Anonymous said... 134 Yep, I'm a bitch for admitting my fault and asking for help. I should have know better, but I hadn't had my coffee yet this morning. You, were just a straight up bitch just to be a bitch. Congratulations! You are as ugly inside as Lauren.
January 6, 2012 9:59 AM
Ok, compare me to whoever in the world you choose. Doesn't matter to me. It's not that hard to read along, coffee or no coffee.
Are you mentally challenged? Developmentally disabled? Whatever the politically correct term is these days when we used to ask if you are retarded. They said they can't get it set up. Can't load songs. Can't log into iTunes. Can't import songs from their computer into iTunes. Can't understand how to sort their albums and artists. Doing all that is how you work an iPod and it's not difficult but a lot of peas seem unable to grasp it.
Gotta love the peas, none of them would let their daughters pose or dress seductively for a yearbook photo and none of them would allow any boys they know to ever date such a trampy girl!
I associate the name with Hurricane Hazel, which hit the North Carolina coast in 1954 as a category 4 storm. It was bad enough that the name was retired from the list of Atlantic hurricane names. My older relatives compare all storms to Hazel, and still talk about it to this day. For that reason, I personally could never name a child Hazel, and I would be surprised to find a native eastern North Carolinian born after 1954 with that name.
I'm going to throw my .2 cents in there for the CPAP peas. Not only do you not have to be fat to use a CPAP, you don't have to be old either. I know a 4-year old, skinny little boy who uses one. His mother does, and he has inherited her throat structure.
I use one. I'm a vegetarian health nut. And no, I'm not fat. If left untreated, a person with apnea WILL become fat due to the lack of rest the body gets. You wake exhausted, don't get much physical exercise during the day, and you begin to put on pounds along with the other dangerous effects of untreated apnea.
This has been an educational moment provided by another blog bitch. You don't want to look like an ass if it comes up in conversation at the office or something, right? Yeah. You're welcome.
#119, your comment: I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
There is nothing wrong with your sentence. You even put the commas in correctly. If the complainer wants to take issue with it, I'd like to know what they perceive as wrong too.
Anonymous said... 146 #119, your comment: I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
There is nothing wrong with your sentence. You even put the commas in correctly. If the complainer wants to take issue with it, I'd like to know what they perceive as wrong too.
January 6, 2012 12:32 PM
*The Person* took issue with Kayla's sentence, but *teh blog moran* thinks it's all about her and her sentence. FFS some of you are just plain stupid.
I'm going to throw my .2 cents in there for the CPAP peas. Not only do you not have to be fat to use a CPAP, you don't have to be old either. I know a 4-year old, skinny little boy who uses one. His mother does, and he has inherited her throat structure.
I use one. I'm a vegetarian health nut. And no, I'm not fat. If left untreated, a person with apnea WILL become fat due to the lack of rest the body gets. You wake exhausted, don't get much physical exercise during the day, and you begin to put on pounds along with the other dangerous effects of untreated apnea.
This has been an educational moment provided by another blog bitch. You don't want to look like an ass if it comes up in conversation at the office or something, right? Yeah. You're welcome.
Okay. Thanks for identifying yourself as 1% of "skinny" (big bones, snowflakes, whatever) people who use a CPAP. Now, lets get back to more important things.
Love how carol is now ignoring her "i'm so happy and in love!!" thread...i was looking forward to her squirming and trying to reply about the 3 minute O guy...
Love the thinly veiled brag in this post. How much do you need to spend to get $250 in gymbucks? I've never shopped there, as I think they are poorly made for the price and most of the lines are butt-ugly.
"I have a friend that offered to bake me cupcakes for my birthday party, I politely told her I appreciated the gesture but I prefer the professional quality look from a specialized bakery."
"My husband is a network specialist...he finds this stuff all the time. I don't think he usually says anything except for one time, when they were particularly 'porny', he went directly to the source and sort of reminded him how uncomfortable it would be for his bosses to see them."
Network Specialists don't troubleshoot computers for end users. They connect to and troubleshoot network equipment, like Cisco.
Your husband is a desktop support person. He probably opens a command prompt and pings the network for connectivity, which does not qualify him as a "network specialist".
156 has got to be annabella. Now on the kaylaaimee thing, she said that a woman was doing all this abuse to her, but she references a DH. Is she lesbo or not?
There's an interesting conversation at Television Without Pity about fibromyalgia, in case anyone's interested. Since so many of the peas have it. (Warning: it's a Hoarders thread.)
"I have a friend that offered to bake me cupcakes for my birthday party, I politely told her I appreciated the gesture but I prefer the professional quality look from a specialized bakery."
There's an interesting conversation at Television Without Pity about fibromyalgia, in case anyone's interested. Since so many of the peas have it. --------
I didn't find it that interesting, but thanks. I do have fibro. I too am pissed that they don't have a better way to test so people can't just say they have it. I'm tired of the eye rolling from some people and sense of shame that I'm supposed to feel for having this. I didn't ask for it. I didn't even know what it was when my doctor suspected it. I do know there is a highly elevated P protein in the spinal fluid of fibro sufferers. My doctor mentioned it. Testing people's spinal fluid isn't exactly a safe and cost effective determination, but I feel strongly they should administer it to everyone seeking disability for it. I'd love to take it to shut up some of the skeptics in my life. Truthfully, I don't even tell people I have it because of the reputation it has.
I'm sorry, but this looks so fugly and cheap. There are people who can pull off a bit of color in their hair, like a chunk of pink or blue, but she can't. She looks much too socker mom trying to be cool. Not working for me at all.
What really makes me laugh about this thread is how they are arguing on what irony and passive aggressiveness even is! Some of the people *trying* to explain it don't have a clue what they are talking about!
All the in-fighting aside, brandym's hair does look truly awful.
That kind of unfortunate color job is hard enough for a young, attractive teenager or young adult to pull off. But a middle-aged helicopter mom really ought to know better. Especially one as awkward looking as brandy.
168 may have typed "socker" but I bet she knows what an illustration is. MMEP makes my head hurt. Is she really that dense? They are asking for an illustration and she is clueless as to what to send? Wasn't she just asking about signing on to rep a company like pampered chef or something?
To get technical, that's *not* her recipe, it's one she found on google because her cousins sisters brothers uncles dad used to make it and she just had to bless us with this info.
rainbow_scrapper I'm in NO SHAPE to exercise patience.
PeaNut 308697 - April 2007 Posts: 6702 Layouts: 18 Loc: where salt is in the air and sand is at my feet Posted: 1/5/2012 7:18:05 PM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This seems pretty much like IEPs. The kidlet has one now for her vision impairment. She has been to the retina specialist and is legally blind now. Her teachers have to make changes in how they do things with her.
I don't think it will really make much difference. Parental involvement is something they strive for and barely get at her school.
Here we go. The stupid, stupid sheep are so predictable. So easily manipulated by shiny, inconsequential things while completely blind to the actual facts/statistics/problems.
Brace yourself for the outrage.
Even though we don't know all the details/mitigating factors/other side of the story.
Because living on $10,000 a year is a HOOT I tell you! Easy Street for sure. Livin' large!
Because $5000 is about 1.5 seconds of tax dodges/welfare for each and every one of the Romneys and the Walmarts of this country.
rainbow_scrapper I'm in NO SHAPE to exercise patience.
PeaNut 308697 - April 2007 Posts: 6702 Layouts: 18 Loc: where salt is in the air and sand is at my feet Posted: 1/5/2012 7:18:05 PM
This seems pretty much like IEPs. The kidlet has one now for her vision impairment. She has been to the retina specialist and is legally blind now. Her teachers have to make changes in how they do things with her.
I don't think it will really make much difference. Parental involvement is something they strive for and barely get at her school.
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rainbow_scrapper I'm in NO SHAPE to exercise patience.
PeaNut 308697 - April 2007 Posts: 6702 Layouts: 18 Loc: where salt is in the air and sand is at my feet
Posted: 1/5/2012 6:11:47 PM I'm glad. With my children I'm ultimately responsible for them. If they were being taught something that I felt was wrong I would want the option for something else. I don't see why this is a problem if the parents pay for it anyway. If this were not available then HOMESCHOOLING would be the option I chose. (AND WE DID.)
She IEP'd herself? (Caps by me for clarification).
Oh God, Mabel's in the house again. Peas de Resistance, give it a rest already you Goddamn obsessed psychopath. Every single day we read your rants about "L'Urine" and "yeasty boobs". It's been going on for fucking years. Move on. Tend to your kids for god sake so they don't end up as fucked up as you are. Or is it too late?
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That prune with wispy hair comment made me literally snort out loud!
I find Lauren's online persona abhorrent.
That said, I find the attacks on her appearance tasteless and outright mean.
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I didn't post this on the last thread, but I agree with it. Lauren may be a useless waste of oxygen but I am so freakin sick of reading attacks on people's looks. There's plenty to smack at the pod without resorting to this shit.
Now, flame me. Dumb bitches.
Well you idiots defending that ugly prune better find somewhere else to post then, because I plan on being tasteless and mean for some time to come. Especially when it comes to L'Urine.
Want to make up rules about what is acceptable smack? then go start your own blog and be all fake and nice to everyone and tell people they look fantastic when they look like crap, oh wait, that's 2Peas, we already have that.
I bet you are just as fat, otherwise you wouldn't be objecting so much. Go have another 6 cheese enchiladas in cream sauce, it will make you feel better.
Damn, 11:19....you need to up the dosage of whatever meds you're on. You've clearly got a case of the cray cray.
I love it when the fatties try to deflect by calling people crazy.
What's the matter now, crabby because you ate all the cookies and there's none left?
You're a crazy bitch, bitch.
And, apparently, you're fucking stupid, too. I don't think anyone told you to stop posting your stupid shit - post away, cunt. Post away.
But don't do it under the delusion that you don't come off as bat shit crazy.
Because you do.
And yeah, yeah, yeah....fatty mcfat fat nanny nanny poo poo etc. etc. etc. Your idiotic comments aren't even worth responding to.
You're a waste of time.
Your idiotic comments aren't even worth responding to.
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lol and yet here you are still doing so. I love it!!
Fat AND OCD what a winning combination! You just can't help yourself can you?
You're so stupid. Do you think anyone ever listens to you when all you can talk about is fat, ugly, prune face, etc. Say something intelligent for once.
And I am not the same person you've been arguing with.
righteous rant #4. spot on.
Handslappers gotta slap.
They sure do.
Just makes me want to post more about how fat Squeals is and how butt ugly Typhus is.
In fact, I may make it my New Year's resolution to ONLY make negative comments about people's looks, that should keep our resident handslappers busy.
"In fact, I may make it my New Year's resolution to ONLY make negative comments about people's looks, that should keep our resident handslappers busy."
You must have such a full and happy life, sunshine! I bet you're a real treat to be around.
Sincerely,
Another bitch who thinks you're off your fucking rocker
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falls.stupidcunts.everysingletime
You must have such a full and happy life, sunshine! I bet you're a real treat to be around.
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I do!! I am!! How did you know?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142293
I'm reading this one again and have to keep saying "really?" although I do have to agree with the imaginary numbers one. What the hell is an imaginary number? But I can tell my right from my left and I do know what side of the road to drive on. omg.
From the other space:
The majority of the peas are not LDS, but many peas are LDS. Understand? And why don't you get the balls to present your opinion on there. Oh, wait, you can't be as anonymous on there than you can here.
January 4, 2012 7:14 PM
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You know exactly why you can't post that shit over there. Plus I like being anon. Go fuck yourself and your LDS high horse.
Anonymous said... 15 falls.stupidcunts.everysingletime
January 5, 2012 1:14 AM
You fell again?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142715
Scrapaimee always seems to have so much drama going on. Seems odd that she was so concerned about a friend in an abusive relationship last week whilst being in one herself.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142631
Holy shit there are a lot of uptight bitches on this thread. Get over yourselves.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142739
Seriously tired of the crouton counting and reporting.
It's weird no one over there has posted about the cop being killed in Utah. SURELY it is someone's uncle's aunt's cousin's friend's next door neighbor's kid's baby mama's acquaintance?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142758
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Holy shit Darcy is trying to explain imaginary numbers to these idiots - is she that stupid?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3142293&pg=3
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3142628
Rica a roni chicken dinner. Oh barf.
RICE a roni. Damn iPad.
Grocery Store rotisserie chicken grosses me out. I always wonder how long it has been sitting in that case...and how many people have been touching it...yuck!
I always wonder how long it has been sitting in that case...and how many people have been touching it...yuck!
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The Safeway I shop at has a time/date stamp on the chickens and each is sealed in a plastic container. They put them out around 3pm and any not sold by 10pm go on sale half price and are tossed before 7am.
at my safeway there is usually a line for chickens after work. as soon as they come out, they are scooped up and they usually sell out.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142758
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January 5, 2012 10:06 AM
OH I see myshelly has joined us at the blog.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142809
I always throw the flip flop hanger that comes with the shoes away - this just strikes me as an odd gift choice.
Who the fuck hangs up flip flops?
Fascinating.
We sleep in separate rooms. Lol. And when we did sleep together we didn't touch while going to sleep. I side with your dh.
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Has this been mentioned here yet? Quote from janedoescrapper2. Now we know why she needed the artificial insemination, I guess?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142594
ITA, fucking is essential when trying to make a baby the normal way.
I have three kids, and none of them were conceived in a bed. (we do sleep in the same bed, though)
Well aren't you special 36
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142758
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January 5, 2012 10:06 AM
I agree. Anyone who has a pet indoors is filthy.
Nope 37, not special, just creative. I'm also not a pearl clutcher pea that thinks that sex needs to be done missionary style in the bed with the lights off. I also *talk* to my DH about sex, to make sure we are both happy with the way things are going.
tmi
Really?? Communication between partners is tmi???
39 - you also say you sleep in the same bed, Sleeping in the same bed is not only about sex, it is about intimacy. If you are close and cuddling, there is more likely to be sex, even if it's not in the bed.
People who sleep in different rooms, aren't 'intimate' couples. They are probably not having a lot of sex outside the bed either.
I like anal sex. How's that for TMI pearl clutchers?
Not going to get a baby that way either...
I NEED to know what was tmi for #40. Was it non-missionary style sex or was it actually talking about sex with your partner?? That actually explains a lot about why there are so many pea-divorces...
People who sleep in different rooms, aren't 'intimate' couples. They are probably not having a lot of sex outside the bed either.
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What a crock of horseshit.
Probably just the word 'sex'
What a crock of horseshit.
Hi Jane!
Hit a nerve?
If your husband doesn't want to sleep in the same bed, then he's just really not that into you.
not number 40 but tmi means too much information. Meaning that no one but you gives a fuck what you do in your bedroom or where ever.
Unless you happen to be some kind of porn star.
which I'm doubting.
Lol, not Jane, but I don't share a bed with my husband due to me having a cpap machine and it bothers him. We still have plenty of intimacy, thank you vey much. It is more fun actually we have found.
49 = spot on.
Anyone remember/know off hand if whoever it was updated to going into the school to monitor her child. She had something interrupt the first time she had scheduled to do it, that's all I remember. Anyone?
I agree. Anyone who has a pet indoors is filthy.
You must be Muslim. lol
And you must be a retard or filthy pet owner
Did we ever find out what the real story behind all the L'Urine fury was about? Maybe No Sliver can call the hotel again for an update. No Sliver wins most over invested pea award for January.
And you must be a retard or filthy pet owner
Can we set this blog to 21 and over to keep children out please.
fuck you.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142864
That's what happens when you buy a new gadget the second it comes out. I wonder how many people don't really like their iPhones or iPads, too.
Lol, not Jane, but I don't share a bed with my husband due to me having a cpap machine and it bothers him. We still have plenty of intimacy, thank you vey much. It is more fun actually we have found.
You must be quite the fat ass to have to use a CPAP machine. Good for you having intimacy though. Must be a struggle at times digging through those flabby folds to get to that cunt of yours.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142864
That's what happens when you buy a new gadget the second it comes out. I wonder how many people don't really like their iPhones or iPads, too.
Jealous much?
Not everyone who ses a CPAP is fat moron. Anyone can have sleep apnea.
I agree with you 58.
those 'convince me to get a ...' posts annoy me. If someone has to tell you why you need something, then you do not need it.
I bet a large part of the reason they don't like them, is because they can't work out how to use them properly. The stupidity of some of the kindle/ipad/tablet/iphone questions is mind boggling.
However, those who cannot spell or properly form a coherent sentence are.
http://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/sleep-apnea/sleep-apnea
Hm. Guess the experts are wrong.
That webmd article says that it isn't only fat ppl, so not sure what you are trying to say. It can occur with anyone with a narrow airway.
That 'scrapamiee' is a cpmplete mess. I don't believe a word of what she posts.
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Keep telling yourself that 61
That webmd article says that it isn't only fat ppl, so not sure what you are trying to say. It can occur with anyone with a narrow airway.
Special "snowflakes".
61 is a probably a fan of cream cheese enchiladas.
60, I'm not jealous at all. I have all the gadgets I need OR want. And I wait to buy them until the kinks are worked out. I just think the pea bandwagons are both funny and ridiculous.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142886
Wow, wonder if this is really true love. Lol!
60, I'm not jealous at all. I have all the gadgets I need OR want. And I wait to buy them until the kinks are worked out. I just think the pea bandwagons are both funny and ridiculous.
Fair enough :-)
Not everyone who ses a CPAP is fat moron. Anyone can have sleep apnea.
January 5, 2012 5:51 PM
My uncle had one and he was thin and fit. Ignore the bitches, they're just looking for something to make you feel bad. Hmmm, probably Lauren trolling the blog again.
Okay so maybe 1% of CPAP users aren't fat.... Still, the odds are that she is. The end.
I so love reading all the ASSumptions on here tonight. And, no, I haven't posted anything yet tonight, so they are not my posts. Yes, everyone on the blog is fat, except YOU of course!
There's a fat-obsessed troll lurking around the blog these days.
I bet she's a real looker! LOL!
I agree #77. I think she is obese and lonely, as her DH would rather look at porn than touch her mean bitter ass. But, they *must* be intimate, as they sleep in the same bed...
It's really lame that the majority of the comebacks here are "yeah? well you're fat!"
Some of us are trying to bitch about people at the bukkit, but all the infighting is distracting.
Get with the program people. Tell us who you hate over there and why.
not number 40 but tmi means too much information. Meaning that no one but you gives a fuck what you do in your bedroom or where ever
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Finally. A smart one.
agreed with 80. so tired of hearing about Lauren here. its like you all are obsessed or bored or cannot find something else to bitch about.
Not everyone who ses a CPAP is fat moron. Anyone can have sleep apnea.
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Facts are for losers.
Sooo. The chick who thought her boyfriend was going to present her with a ring and ask her to marry him? Never happened, correct? Did she ever show her face?
Finally. A smart one.
A smart one because she said what tmi stood for?? You have lowered your standards way too much.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3142758&pg=1
I don't see Petcuntiness posting about her 42 cats....
Yep, 84, she did come back. She was whining that she was sick of people asking her that question. Well, dumb ass, if you were going on and on and gushing to people IRL like you were here, of course they are going to ask you about it! If you didn't want to have to answer questions about it, then don't fucking go on and on about it in the first place!
Sooo. The chick who thought her boyfriend was going to present her with a ring and ask her to marry him? Never happened, correct? Did she ever show her face?
Yes.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3140401#29521069
"Some of us are trying to bitch about people at the bukkit, but all the infighting is distracting.
Get with the program people. Tell us who you hate over there and why."
Yawn.
agreed with 80. so tired of hearing about Lauren here. its like you all are obsessed or bored or cannot find something else to bitch about
And since you brought the bitch back up can someone please photoshop a prune with wispy hair please?
I think a prune pic would be funny, what are you planning to do with it?
Yep, 84, she did come back. She was whining that she was sick of people asking her that question. Well, dumb ass, if you were going on and on and gushing to people IRL like you were here, of course they are going to ask you about it! If you didn't want to have to answer questions about it, then don't fucking go on and on about it in the first place!
Lol Oh she did? I was getting tired of all the peatards like kikipea asking her too! Get a clue bitches.
I think a prune pic would be funny, what are you planning to do with it?
LaughMAO!
http://www.hardee.ws/2011/06/27/california-raisin-girl-collectible-figure-going-shopping.html
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142922
If you don't know the answer to this, and if you don't know of a better place than 2peas to find the answer...you SHOULD NOT be remodeling a kitchen!!!
That raisin is much more attractive than L'Urine, and her makeup looks better too.
I just said a prayer for you all...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142886
She's such a fucking liar, what happened to *Mr. we ate fresh figs under the moonlight* bull shit! Oh and her 3 second O LMAO What a sack of shit liar.
I forgot she was the 3 second O poster!
Maybe that's why they are perfect for each other? He is a premature ejaculator and comes in 4 seconds but she has already had her O so she doesn't mind!
is it the same guy? doubt it. she's a liar.
I just said a prayer for you all...
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Great, can you toss in one for me to win the lottery too?
I know you good Christians are all about pestering God to give you stuff.
Someone needs to ask Carol about the 3 second O/multiple O guy...see how she responds!
carolgscrapper
Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.
PeaNut 27167 - January 2002
Posts: 10671 Layouts: 21
Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx
Posted: 8/30/2011 6:36:02 AM
The current man meat is extremely talented and I usually have an O within 30-45 seconds and then will have 3-4 more before we are done.
I am a lucky lucky girl!
Motto of a powerful woman:
Live your life in such a way that when you get up in the morning and your feet hit the floor...Satan shudders and says "Oh shit...she's awake!"
carolgscrapper
Oh good...the world needs more bee keepers.
PeaNut 27167 - January 2002
Posts: 10671 Layouts: 21
Loc: Just barely on the edge of reason in Allen, Tx
Posted: 8/30/2011 6:36:02 AM
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The current man meat is extremely talented and I usually have an O within 30-45 seconds and then will have 3-4 more before we are done.
I am a lucky lucky girl!
For posterity.
A different guy to the current Mr Perfect.
great minds (or bored minds...lol)
I'd love to ask her, but it's a bit of a give away to being a blog bitch isn't it?
LOL @ 105 I had to go digging because for some reason I thought it was scrappants who did the bragging. Hopefully someone asks carol how this partner stacks up in the man meat dept.
That's why you use a troll id...
I think Carol is a dumbass and finally realized that sneezing doesn't equal an orgasm. I think she is a faker and a liar too. Another...
Cheese done slid off the cracker nutter.
Barf...someone please mention the fucking manmeat on Carol's thread. She is making me hurl.
kaylaaimee
PeaFixture
PeaNut 146247 - May 2004
Posts: 3889 Layouts: 320
Loc: North Georgia
Posted: 1/4/2012 2:26:09 PM
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I sent my dh a last week with a picture of tin foil at nearly seven dollars. And it want even a giant roll our anything!
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Is she fucking drunk or what, this makes no sense (even if I did post the link it wouldn't help you figure this shit out)
I love how carol and scrapmom hotpants both have avatars of themselves in the pool....So, the keys to my happiness may just be: get divorced, find a new, most wonderful man, and get a pool.
I just said a prayer for you all...
Awwww, thanks! A blog bitch is praying for me.
I think scrapaimee is a troll.
Too many weird, woe is me stories with that one.
They have that lowlife mentality where they think everyone is looking at them. They constantly thrive on having 'haters' and talking about them. It makes them feel like they're something special. (hotpants and keriwest)
What is up with the stupid bitches who don't know how to post their pictures to the right gallery?
I don't want your december daily bullshit clogging up the scraproom gallery when I am looking for some organizational tips.
Post your shit properly, bitches. It's not that hard.
I just said a prayer for you all...
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And I just put a hex on you.....
I just said a prayer for you all...
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And you just came over here for the sole purpose to tell us that.
Sure you did, love. ;)
Include yourself in that prayer.
I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
Seriously, there is no one around with a troll account to ask Carol about her multiple O guy??? Where is Taluha when you need her!
Somehow it doesn't really surprise me how many peas met their DH's via online dating. I was surprised that one met hers 15 years ago...I didn't realize there were online dating sites in 1997!!
121, what caught my attention is that I believe Brandy posted that she was 22 and he was 19 when they married. So if they dated for two years before that, he was 17 and on online dating sites?
I'm not curious enough to go looking for that post to make sure.
122..I noticed that as well. But, Brandy didn't say online dating site, just online. Maybe they met in one of the early chat-rooms or something.
Anonymous said... 119 I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
January 6, 2012 6:58 AM
You don't get 111 and I don't get the way she worded her stuff. Glad we all have you to decipher gibberish.
Anonymous said... 119 I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
January 6, 2012 6:58 AM
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Darkangel can make a better sentence than that, even drunk LOL
Just noticed a new troll account posted about Carol's manmeat.
And, what the fuck is Pennyring talking about on that thread? I thought she was a raised in fucking religious cult? Now she acts like her mom was another slutpants and brought new guys into the house all the time. AND, she said she met them online. Fuck that, Penny, you are pushing 40. If momma was trolling the 'net for queers, you must have lived with her until you were 30.
WTF are you talking about 125??
OK 125...I am 119, please educate me about what was wrong with my sentence. I obviously need some help, so please give it to me.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142976
OK, I must be a real idiot, as I don't see what is wrong with the status. Time to get a book on grammar from the library.
I can't believe how many people can't manage to work an iPod.
Anonymous said... 128 OK 125...I am 119, please educate me about what was wrong with my sentence. I obviously need some help, so please give it to me.
January 6, 2012 8:29 AM
125 makes perfect sense FFS, if you can follow along in the blog conversation. It *ALL* refers back to drunk kayla's comments. Keep up toots, no one is explaining anything to you anymore, quit asking.
explaining anything anymore? No one ever has...but thanks for being a straight up bitch.
You're quite welcome, you bitch!
Yep, I'm a bitch for admitting my fault and asking for help. I should have know better, but I hadn't had my coffee yet this morning. You, were just a straight up bitch just to be a bitch. Congratulations! You are as ugly inside as Lauren.
Anonymous said... 134 Yep, I'm a bitch for admitting my fault and asking for help. I should have know better, but I hadn't had my coffee yet this morning. You, were just a straight up bitch just to be a bitch. Congratulations! You are as ugly inside as Lauren.
January 6, 2012 9:59 AM
Ok, compare me to whoever in the world you choose. Doesn't matter to me. It's not that hard to read along, coffee or no coffee.
You win. Yes, you are a supreme top-notch bitch. Congrats.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142984
The peas would be perfect to READ the idiots guide to *anything*, but I don't think they should be writing it.
Wow...looks like crabby captaink made her way to the blog this morning!!
I can't believe how many people can't manage to work an iPod.
How does one "work" something?
Are you mentally challenged? Developmentally disabled? Whatever the politically correct term is these days when we used to ask if you are retarded. They said they can't get it set up. Can't load songs. Can't log into iTunes. Can't import songs from their computer into iTunes. Can't understand how to sort their albums and artists. Doing all that is how you work an iPod and it's not difficult but a lot of peas seem unable to grasp it.
Gotta love the peas, none of them would let their daughters pose or dress seductively for a yearbook photo and none of them would allow any boys they know to ever date such a trampy girl!
I believe the most correct and acceptable terms are:
1. Use
2. Operate
Saying "work" makes you sound retarded.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142993
I associate the name with Hurricane Hazel, which hit the North Carolina coast in 1954 as a category 4 storm. It was bad enough that the name was retired from the list of Atlantic hurricane names. My older relatives compare all storms to Hazel, and still talk about it to this day. For that reason, I personally could never name a child Hazel, and I would be surprised to find a native eastern North Carolinian born after 1954 with that name.
That was fifty eight fucking years ago. No.
I believe the most correct and acceptable terms are:
1. Use
2. Operate
Saying "work" makes you sound retarded.
I believe that makes you sound as if you have a stick up your ass.
I'm going to throw my .2 cents in there for the CPAP peas. Not only do you not have to be fat to use a CPAP, you don't have to be old either. I know a 4-year old, skinny little boy who uses one. His mother does, and he has inherited her throat structure.
I use one. I'm a vegetarian health nut. And no, I'm not fat. If left untreated, a person with apnea WILL become fat due to the lack of rest the body gets. You wake exhausted, don't get much physical exercise during the day, and you begin to put on pounds along with the other dangerous effects of untreated apnea.
This has been an educational moment provided by another blog bitch. You don't want to look like an ass if it comes up in conversation at the office or something, right? Yeah. You're welcome.
#119, your comment:
I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
There is nothing wrong with your sentence. You even put the commas in correctly. If the complainer wants to take issue with it, I'd like to know what they perceive as wrong too.
Anonymous said... 146 #119, your comment:
I don't get it 111...what is so hard to understand? She was shopping, noticed the high price of tin foil, and sent her DH a picture text of the price. What is so hard to follow about that??
There is nothing wrong with your sentence. You even put the commas in correctly. If the complainer wants to take issue with it, I'd like to know what they perceive as wrong too.
January 6, 2012 12:32 PM
*The Person* took issue with Kayla's sentence, but *teh blog moran* thinks it's all about her and her sentence. FFS some of you are just plain stupid.
I'm going to throw my .2 cents in there for the CPAP peas. Not only do you not have to be fat to use a CPAP, you don't have to be old either. I know a 4-year old, skinny little boy who uses one. His mother does, and he has inherited her throat structure.
I use one. I'm a vegetarian health nut. And no, I'm not fat. If left untreated, a person with apnea WILL become fat due to the lack of rest the body gets. You wake exhausted, don't get much physical exercise during the day, and you begin to put on pounds along with the other dangerous effects of untreated apnea.
This has been an educational moment provided by another blog bitch. You don't want to look like an ass if it comes up in conversation at the office or something, right? Yeah. You're welcome.
Okay. Thanks for identifying yourself as 1% of "skinny" (big bones, snowflakes, whatever) people who use a CPAP. Now, lets get back to more important things.
Love how carol is now ignoring her "i'm so happy and in love!!" thread...i was looking forward to her squirming and trying to reply about the 3 minute O guy...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143028
Love the thinly veiled brag in this post. How much do you need to spend to get $250 in gymbucks? I've never shopped there, as I think they are poorly made for the price and most of the lines are butt-ugly.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143087
wow...not the peas are asking for help filling out job applications?!?! Just when I think I've seen it all, there comes a thread like this...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143089
this one has major drama potential. crazy, helicopter moms vs. crazy over-the-top animal lovers.
And, the OP is a total twunt.
I believe the most correct and acceptable terms are:
1. Use
2. Operate
Saying "work" makes you sound retarded.
January 6, 2012 12:12 PM
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You sound like you've gone off the deep end.
Get a grip, girlfriend.
Peabay
Happy now?
PeaNut 156993 - July 2004
Posts: 40209 Layouts: 13
Loc: Connecticut
Posted: 1/6/2012 1:44:39 PM
Here's my own personal pet peeve (not Jewish myself, but lots of friends and relatives are):
I believe the most correct and acceptable terms are:
1. Use
2. Operate
Saying "work" makes you sound retarded.
January 6, 2012 12:12 PM
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You sound like you've gone off the deep end.
Get a grip, girlfriend.
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Excuse me while I go work my iPod.
Guess the pea:
"I have a friend that offered to bake me cupcakes for my birthday party, I politely told her I appreciated the gesture but I prefer the professional quality look from a specialized bakery."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143049
Hmm, I guessed incorrectly (or I put too much thought into it). My first guess were the snob peas or someone making a dig at Squillen.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143069
"My husband is a network specialist...he finds this stuff all the time. I don't think he usually says anything except for one time, when they were particularly 'porny', he went directly to the source and sort of reminded him how uncomfortable it would be for his bosses to see them."
Network Specialists don't troubleshoot computers for end users. They connect to and troubleshoot network equipment, like Cisco.
Your husband is a desktop support person. He probably opens a command prompt and pings the network for connectivity, which does not qualify him as a "network specialist".
Myshelly?
Yes?
Anonymous?
I thought myshelly first thing, too. She is a piece of work. Just a different piece of work from annabella.
156 has got to be annabella. Now on the kaylaaimee thing, she said that a woman was doing all this abuse to her, but she references a DH. Is she lesbo or not?
http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3193403&st=1710
There's an interesting conversation at Television Without Pity about fibromyalgia, in case anyone's interested. Since so many of the peas have it.
(Warning: it's a Hoarders thread.)
Guess the pea:
"I have a friend that offered to bake me cupcakes for my birthday party, I politely told her I appreciated the gesture but I prefer the professional quality look from a specialized bakery."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143049
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This HAS to be Annabella. She is the only pea that would not only say this to someone, she would brag about it on the board.
There's an interesting conversation at Television Without Pity about fibromyalgia, in case anyone's interested. Since so many of the peas have it.
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I didn't find it that interesting, but thanks. I do have fibro. I too am pissed that they don't have a better way to test so people can't just say they have it. I'm tired of the eye rolling from some people and sense of shame that I'm supposed to feel for having this. I didn't ask for it. I didn't even know what it was when my doctor suspected it. I do know there is a highly elevated P protein in the spinal fluid of fibro sufferers. My doctor mentioned it. Testing people's spinal fluid isn't exactly a safe and cost effective determination, but I feel strongly they should administer it to everyone seeking disability for it. I'd love to take it to shut up some of the skeptics in my life. Truthfully, I don't even tell people I have it because of the reputation it has.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143139
I feel bad for myshelly's DH. Can you imagine her bitchiness coming out if he messed up the perfectly lined up slippers or folded robes?!!?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142952
I'm sorry, but this looks so fugly and cheap. There are people who can pull off a bit of color in their hair, like a chunk of pink or blue, but she can't. She looks much too socker mom trying to be cool. Not working for me at all.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3142293&pg=3
What really makes me laugh about this thread is how they are arguing on what irony and passive aggressiveness even is! Some of the people *trying* to explain it don't have a clue what they are talking about!
leftturnonly spewing ignorance and wrong facts..
She looks much too socker mom trying to be cool.
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And you're all ignorant mom trying to be literate.
And you're all ignorant mom trying to be literate.
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Please try again. Proper sentences are much appreciated.
#171, sweetie, you don't have to be able to read and write to judge fugly hair. You do know the meaning of literate don't you?
WTH is a "socker" mom? One who wears tubular foot covering?
You hags *think* you're so smart. In reality, most of you are a bunch of fat dumb-asses.
All the in-fighting aside, brandym's hair does look truly awful.
That kind of unfortunate color job is hard enough for a young, attractive teenager or young adult to pull off. But a middle-aged helicopter mom really ought to know better. Especially one as awkward looking as brandy.
Soccer Mom. Better now? Her hair is still hideous looking.
168 may have typed "socker" but I bet she knows what an illustration is. MMEP makes my head hurt. Is she really that dense? They are asking for an illustration and she is clueless as to what to send? Wasn't she just asking about signing on to rep a company like pampered chef or something?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143162
Nasty bitchy arrogant self-righteous Hostile barreling back to the blog.
Nasty bitchy arrogant self-righteous Athena barreling back to the bukket.
Coincidence? I think not.
Question: wtf are "yeasty boobs?"
L'Urine has huge, droopy cow udders and being that she's a sweatbeast, she constantly battles yeast infections underneath 'em.
She's L'Urine (or Lowrent) because she posted about living in a catpiss-drenched walk-up apartment.
Anonymous said... 178 Nasty bitchy arrogant self-righteous Hostile barreling back to the blog.
Nasty bitchy arrogant self-righteous Athena barreling back to the bukket.
Coincidence? I think not.
January 6, 2012 9:00 PM
They barrelled back? Really? @@
Magz Velveeta fudge recipe. Yumz!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142555
After reading twatwaffle Rainbow's posts on the New Hampshire thread you can totally tell she is our blog's Hostile.
Fuck - Rainbow homeschools? Who the hell thought that was a good idea?
Anonymous said... 183 Magz Velveeta fudge recipe. Yumz!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142555
January 7, 2012 12:39 AM
To get technical, that's *not* her recipe, it's one she found on google because her cousins sisters brothers uncles dad used to make it and she just had to bless us with this info.
I just said a prayer for you all...
rainbow_scrapper
I'm in NO SHAPE to exercise patience.
PeaNut 308697 - April 2007
Posts: 6702 Layouts: 18
Loc: where salt is in the air and sand is at my feet
Posted: 1/5/2012 7:18:05 PM
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This seems pretty much like IEPs. The kidlet has one now for her vision impairment. She has been to the retina specialist and is legally blind now. Her teachers have to make changes in how they do things with her.
I don't think it will really make much difference. Parental involvement is something they strive for and barely get at her school.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142952
After the age of 22, no one should be getting pink or blue hair.
I just jinxed you, 187...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143140
She has to ask the peas about her telling her daughter about sex? JFC! Yeah, your daughter is gonna need therapy!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143273
Here we go. The stupid, stupid sheep are so predictable. So easily manipulated by shiny, inconsequential things while completely blind to the actual facts/statistics/problems.
Brace yourself for the outrage.
Even though we don't know all the details/mitigating factors/other side of the story.
Because living on $10,000 a year is a HOOT I tell you! Easy Street for sure. Livin' large!
Because $5000 is about 1.5 seconds of tax dodges/welfare for each and every one of the Romneys and the Walmarts of this country.
ITA, 192. I'm sure that thread will end up being the usual frothers, too.
That CA prune pic is the before cow Lauren.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143224
rich vs poor thread
"I've never heard of giving money at a funeral"
well clearly all your friends are well off and had excellent life insurance.
195, did you see what snotty bitch pennyring said on that thread? Correct my memory, someone--I thought she was raised in a cult?
lol, #177, have you seen this thread yet?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3143135
Make up a story fast!
And no blue, pink or purple hair after college, please. Ugh.
rainbow_scrapper
I'm in NO SHAPE to exercise patience.
PeaNut 308697 - April 2007
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Posted: 1/5/2012 7:18:05 PM
This seems pretty much like IEPs. The kidlet has one now for her vision impairment. She has been to the retina specialist and is legally blind now. Her teachers have to make changes in how they do things with her.
I don't think it will really make much difference. Parental involvement is something they strive for and barely get at her school.
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rainbow_scrapper
I'm in NO SHAPE to exercise patience.
PeaNut 308697 - April 2007
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Loc: where salt is in the air and sand is at my feet
Posted: 1/5/2012 6:11:47 PM
I'm glad. With my children I'm ultimately responsible for them. If they were being taught something that I felt was wrong I would want the option for something else. I don't see why this is a problem if the parents pay for it anyway. If this were not available then HOMESCHOOLING would be the option I chose. (AND WE DID.)
She IEP'd herself? (Caps by me for clarification).
New space is up :)
Oh God, Mabel's in the house again. Peas de Resistance, give it a rest already you Goddamn obsessed psychopath. Every single day we read your rants about "L'Urine" and "yeasty boobs". It's been going on for fucking years. Move on. Tend to your kids for god sake so they don't end up as fucked up as you are. Or is it too late?
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