"Save me the explanation about the jacket that lasted you 7 years and the pants you had for 10. I have zero desire to wear the same clothing for decades. Few normal people do." ---------------
the only thing I see on the Crawford thread is a bunch of fat bitches making fun of Billy Joel's daughter and comparing her to some shriveled up has beens
"Just because Cindy Crawford's daughter is modeling, doesn't mean she is snorting cocaine or hanging out at Studio 54. (The reference to Studio 54 shows how old I am!)"
No probably just at one of daddy's clubs snorting with momma
"If anyone is acting pissed off on that thread it's PE. But then, she always seems like an angry, raging cunt, so whatevs. "
Again it doesn't exist until you link the post(s) from that thread or cut and paste it because what you are saying and what I am reading are not the same. Prove yourself, let's see what has your panties all in a wad over her
i just looked at her posts to see what was so exciting and her last post was like 3 hours ago so sounds like someone has a big old wedgie over pet and pennyring
Frenchtoast is always so obsessed over Disney. She acts like she works at WDW when all she is is a part time phone operator in Sacramento far far away from the magik! Weirdo!
Irony? Moran is a common internet word...or the fact that you are an idiot? It wasn't the same person, yet you are frothing that it is. Wow, you are someone to look up to!
you pissed someone off petE theyve been orgasming over you all day here. why don't you try telling her some of this at the pod looks like she has no problem giving people shit when they need it so why the fucj would she come here to do it like you pussies
That Richie Rich Romney thread is confusing. Republicans are rich because they're virtuous, blessed by capitalism and God. But these same posters lauding Romney's success are listing wealthy Democrats and discounting their similar successes with jeers.
Do they think Democrats are supposed to be poor? That the Capitalism God made a mistake by "blessing" these lesser creatures? There's some Crazy Calvinism at work here.
I can't wait until these fundie wingers have to defend and promote Callista "Homewrecker/Mistress/Slut, 6 years" Gingrich as potential First Lady material.
That Richie Rich Romney thread is confusing. Republicans are rich because they're virtuous, blessed by capitalism and God. But these same posters lauding Romney's success are listing wealthy Democrats and discounting their similar successes with jeers.
Do they think Democrats are supposed to be poor? That the Capitalism God made a mistake by "blessing" these lesser creatures? There's some Crazy Calvinism at work here.
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The clown car certainly is full isn't it?
I particularly love the "you're just jealous!!!1!!" robo-responses.
Trying so hard, failing so miserably http://piecesofmyearth.com/
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She has more self confidence (it appears) than most women. I see nothing wrong with this blog. I get tired of seeing perfect women with perfect husbands and perfect children and perfect lives. Thanks for this, it's now going in my daily reader :)
Who is this Jabba the hut look alike? (Sorry first time here)
If this is your first time here, why are you bringing this to us? Is this your way of telling us this is a Pea?
And no, bitch, she doesn't look like Jabba. She's overweight, but obviously trying to look nice. She looks better than some of the skinny asses actually.
And no, bitch, she doesn't look like Jabba. She's overweight, but obviously trying to look nice. She looks better than some of the skinny asses actually.
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ITA. She looks stylish and pretty. 72 and 76 need a big fucking cup of STFU.
If wearing clown shoes and ill fitting jackets and having no chin make you stylish and pretty then I'm living in an alternate reality to you.
Well, hon, at least she's trying to look nice. Now why don't you take your thin, tanned, toned ass away from the computer and go shopping for some of the fabulous designer clothing you wear? Maybe have an amusing glass of wine and post a few pics of your fantastic new outfit? Hmm?
Trying to look nice and actually looking nice are two very different things 82. No where did I say I was tanned, toned and decked out in designer gear either so golfclap on your deduction skills there. IMO she's wearing stuff that hundreds of other women wear everyday, hardly style blog worthy.
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Not buying her explanation, but what's really appalling is how she spells the poor kid's name. Is that what would be 'Avery'?? Phonetically, that's one hot mess.
Not sure how to quote, but someone asked about the avatar with feet. That is an old pea --- used to be named Frugalchick or something. Her feet were controversial way back then because peas were offended by them.
She kept her feet to rile everyone up. Also used to have them in her sig and would decorate them for different holidays.
That is an old pea --- used to be named Frugalchick or something. Her feet were controversial way back then because peas were offended by them. ***********************************************
I thought I knew those disgusting feet. I remember that bitch. She was an insufferable bitch. Trust me, her face was even uglier than those damn feet. Wonder why the name change??
"That is an old pea --- used to be named Frugalchick or something. Her feet were controversial way back then because peas were offended by them."
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OMG. I remember her. I think she had her toenails painted some fugly color in her previous avatar.
Everyone called her "Froog" but I don't remember if that was her actual pea name.
If I remember correctly, she might have had a "trailer-livin', home-schoolin', hick vibe. Plus she was a bit of nutter about some topic or other.
(And no, I'm not saying that about all people who live in a trailer or home school. I just half way remember that was how she was perceived years ago.)
The more stupid "what say the peas" shit she posts, the more i am convinced that she does NOT have babies at all. She is an idiot, and I'm amazed at the number of peas who are drawn into her stupid stupid stupid posts.
Spongemom Scrappants HRH pilates teaching wino ball of fun
PeaNut 297141 - February 2007 Posts: 9034 Layouts: 31 Loc: South Carolina
Posted: 1/20/2012 12:51:57 PM
Double names are very common in the south. Especially among upper middle and upper class families.
For example, one friend named her daughter Charleston Evans and we all call her both names.
It's also very common to give family surnames as given names like Claiborne or Halliburton. Who incidentally are twin girls.
My youngest son goes by a double name.
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So does Slutpants include herself in this upper eschelon of upper middle class Southerners along with her bloated, gun toting, animal shooting Hambeast of a husband?
And what kind of twat names their kids Claiborne and Halliburton? Fuck me running. People from the south are morans.
I lived in South Carolina, my family is from the south, and all the people with double names I've ever met are NOT upper class or upper middle class. They're middle class or working class.
ftr i am not bostonheart i know her irl as friends her twins are real they are adopted by her
please stop with this nonsense about her not adopting twins :)
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If you really do know her in real life, tell her to go LIVE HER REAL life, and stop posting crap like "i know one person IRL who thinks this way...what do the peas think". Maybe she should be, oh I don't know, spending time with her BABIES?? The amount of time she spends on 2peas, as well as the asinine posts she makes, are what leads me to believe that she does not, in fact, have any babies at all.
you pissed someone off petE theyve been orgasming over you all day here. why don't you try telling her some of this at the pod looks like she has no problem giving people shit when they need it so why the fucj would she come here to do it like you pussies
I lived in South Carolina, my family is from the south, and all the people with double names I've ever met are NOT upper class or upper middle class. They're middle class or working class.
I call more BS on that idiot. January 20, 2012 11:10 AM
Another southerner here who is ashamed of the behavior of people like Spongemom and her ilk.
While most people who give their kids retarded names like Halliburton and Charleston are middle class, they are the middle classers who like to THINK of themselves as refined and classy when they are anything but. They are desperate to be accepted by old Southern money and put on ridiculous airs. Exhibit A: wine-swilling spongemom and her hambeast slob of a DH.
And it's beyond pathetic because the 'classy southern' thing they are aspiring to is a totally ridiculous (and sadly true) caricature like that SNL skit where the southern belles gush on and on about DADDEH and wonder why Colonel Angus is so popular with the ladies.
They're all just pathetic, white-trash racists with enough money to slap monograms on their clothes and spout bullshit about how being Southern is just so damn special and precious.
On Friday, The Des Moines Register reported that Jamie Johnson, Iowa coalitions director for GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum, sent an email from his private account in June implying that children would suffer if America had a female president.
Why is Sponge always trying to front? She's the biggest freebie queen on facebook! She collects free samples on facebook all day long! She found that black slutpants dress at Goodwill too. LOL! She's sponging alright!
Why is Sponge always trying to front? She's the biggest freebie queen on facebook! She collects free samples on facebook all day long! She found that black slutpants dress at Goodwill too. LOL! She's sponging alright! January 20, 2012 3:56 PM
What did I tell you? She's just another deluded, past-her-prime old prune who is desperately trying to move into her local junior-league crowd. The south is full of desperate players like that.
How does Brandy function from day to day? It's not that hard to figure out. Give the kid $10.00 and call it a day!!!!! JHC!!!! January 20, 2012 4:33 PM
ITA.
You know she sends him with a spreadsheet that has to be filled out to the exact cent or something.
A more uptight, clenched, and controlling pea-mom would be hard to imagine.
wow, flimflam is having a frothing meltdown on the "who do you think can beat Obama thread". The tea-baggers are going to need serious therapy before these primaries are over. They have no fucking viable candidate and they can't deal with it...LOFLPIMP!!!!!
Actually I may still call the parents, not to freak out but to explain how it affects your daughter and maybe they could hold off on the punishment. It's one night... ============================================= Holy fuck is all I can say. Only a peatard would think that is acceptable.
I can't wait until these fundie wingers have to defend and promote Callista "Homewrecker/Mistress/Slut, 6 years" Gingrich as potential First Lady material.
I cannot fucking wait.
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I can't wait to see the epic meltdown when their beloved Citizen's United bites them on the ass.
I agree the tithing could be an issue, but honestly, I think his Cayman tax shelter is far worse. And so un American. / But they will never admit it over there.
LMAOPIMP!!!! You've seriously just exposed your stupidity and/or ignorance if you think for one second a reanimated REagan could pass the current rightwing purity test. He raised taxes and expanded government for fucks sake. He certainly didn't thump the bible enough for todays fundies.
Reagan couldn't get elected dogcatcher in todays republican party.
"[Loopholes in the tax code] sometimes made it possible for millionaires to pay nothing while a bus driver was paying 10 percent of his salary and that’s crazy. Do you think the millionaire ought to pay more in taxes than the bus driver?”
I own a business. I maybe pay oh 16-18k a year on 350k income (single income). Just have to know how to work the system. Sorry you losers don't wise up and be better. Don't be bitter, just start your own business but don't judge others for making decent money.
Lynlam is a caricature of low-information extremist lunacy.
She's the crazy, disheveled lady who dumpster-dives and wheels her crap-laden shopping cart all over town, shouting about poison in the water supply and black helicopters.
Ronald "tax raiser, government expander" Reagan couldn't get elected R dogcatcher nowadays. He'd be branded a librul socialist elitist by the Lynlams of the world.
How did the US sink into such a pit of madness (the conservative frothers). Sure, there were always a few, but now the lunacy being spouted all over by people like lynlam is getting frightening.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145321 I know I shouldn't be but I really am shocked at how many of the Peas wear plus sized clothing.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146598 __________________________________________ Annoying that Sarah H jumps in all handslappy on that thread. Who the hell cares? Pretty sure Paterno's family isn't hanging out on scrapbook message boards tonight.
On the pneumonia thread: I had a severe case of double pneumonia and it took 2 months before I was released to return to work. I spent a Night in ICU and a week in the hospital. It took 6 weeks for my voice to return. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Why is it that there's always at least one person who's not only had what you have but they ALWAYS had it twice as bad and for much longer? Is it a fucking contest or what?
I play a psychologist on TV...it's just the online version of the office or neighbourhood gossip. ie., they need to feel special, they need to have the spotlight on them, because they are the first bearer of juicy info.
And who knows, if it's racy enough, they might get a ten pager out of it. That's a real prize for an attention seeker, remember turkeygate? And even though they risk going down in pea infamy if it's not received how they expected, THEY always believe they are going to hit gold and graduate to a coveted tier one spot.
Why is it that there's always at least one person who's not only had what you have but they ALWAYS had it twice as bad and for much longer? Is it a fucking contest or what?
January 21, 2012 7:57 PM
Maslow here...another attention seeking behavior, see above. There's a good Monty Python skit about this, Four Yorkshiremen or something. One starts off about how hard he had it when he was young and then it's a round robin as they each try to outdo each other. It gets progressively more extreme and ridiculous and well.....you can imagine.
Oh you know another peatard thing i always notice and it bugs the crap out of me?
Someone posts some question or seeking opinions thing and gets some responses. Usually the first few responses are pretty brainless or worst of all, "hi, don't know the answer but didn't want to post and run".
THEN, a pea with a brain gives a sensible sounding response that acutally addresses the question in an intelligent way.
TTTHHHHEEENNN, some fucking twat peatard restates the lone intelligle response in a way that sounds like it was her own spontaneous thought????? Fucking slays me every time. And who do they think they are kidding?
oh, and it is ten times more annoying and fucktardish if they preface their "response" with the woefully transparent "Hi, I didn't read the rest of the responses so exuse my lieing ass if this has already been mentioned...." YEAH, right moran!
I think she looks good! Just because one is overweight doesn't mean they can't wear fun clothes. It's so much better than seeing an overweight person hide in big, sloppy sweats!!
About Brandy, holy hell - she must be so indecisive in real life. Asking how much to give your kid for lunch at Wendy's? Is she for real??
Pineapple: "Republicans, willfully blowing what should be an easy election to win."
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Oh honey, let's not overlook your part in promoting teh crazy. You've generously helped create the monster that is the current GOP, now it's not working out the way you want?
I think she's cute and applaud her real-world style. I get so tired of seeing these ridiculously dressed anthropologie wannabe (Liz K. and Elsie Flanigan, anyone?) hipsters with their fake lives and overly styled everything.
Don't get me wrong, I love me some anthropologie, but I think there is a difference between having style and projecting an image.
And, before someone pipes in with "anthropologie is not stylish", I say to each her own. My wardrobe contains designer items, goodwill items and everything in between. Style is more about how you put things together than where it comes from or what size you are.
181 - I visit a wide variety of fashion websites/blogs. For the ideas, even if I change it up a bit. Or mix up styles. I don't dress strictly one style, the same day after day.
Watching self-anointed 'experts' like Athena gag on her own bullshit is enough to make my day. -------------------- And it's only going to get better until November! :) It's also fun to watch Athena and her merry band of frothers try to act all detached from the crazy that they have helped whip up.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146545 Ok, so what dirty laundry did she put out there then delete? She always come across as such a bitch I'm surprised she's getting all that support.
How ironic that these twatwaffles are handslapping others for trying to be the first to report... ******************** My over/under on the number threads on the first page now that Paterno has actually died is 5.
(And I love the word "twatwaffle" need to work that into my regular insult vocabulary.)
Okay, I'm a Mac user too, but the Mac drooling is getting a bit ridiculous. The peas act like Apple is the greatest thing since the beginning of time. Yeah, Macs are nice, but they're not for everyone and they're not necessarily that easy to use.
Travel Agent's fiery defense of Newt is getting creepy. The way she sees it, the majority of us have either cheated on our spouses or lied on tax returns, so it's no big deal.
Is she serious? Kind of says more about her than it does about politicians today.
Why all the sudden love for Paterno? The guy covered for a kid toucher. That's what he'll be remembered for. And that's all he deserves to be remembered for.
ITA, 196. It's very telling to see who's posting all the glowy shit about Paterno. Nasty bitches. Some, like SaraH didn't surprise me. Peabay's waxing rhapsodic about him made me blink, though.
ITA, 196 and 197. It's amazing how fast they forget what he did. If it were ordinary kids who were molested, they'd be having a fucking fit about a coach who didn't report it to the police. But it's "JoePa," so they excuse him. Idiots.
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"Save me the explanation about the jacket that lasted you 7 years and the pants you had for 10. I have zero desire to wear the same clothing for decades. Few normal people do."
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BinGO bitch! :::thumbs up:::
Only a dumbass pea would worry about having a grandma name that's "cool."
SMH.
Most horny kids with common sense use birth control?
Right. Because birth control has NEVER failed. EVER. E.V.E.R.
Fucktards.
You're grasping at pitiful straws 4. Why don't you just give it up?
birth control fails far less than people who lack common sense
PetEnthusiast is a psycho. Didn't really get it before, now I do.
The Cindy Crawford is a bad mother thread.
I think that 32 year old grandma should be called Slutsy.
Maybe the grandchild can become a parent by age 12.
Yep, PE has always been a psycho.
Every so often she flings a good zinger out there at someone, but really- meh. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
funny i've agreed with everything she has said, strange 2 haters within minutes.
Link to Pet being psycho on that thread? Don't see it bitches.
But....but....but....birth control kills teh babies!!!!!!
/Miss Jen, RainblowCrapper, and Typhus
Hi PE!
13 Try again cunt
oh SHIT 12 you said Typhus now she'll come swooping in on her broom
the only thing I see on the Crawford thread is a bunch of fat bitches making fun of Billy Joel's daughter and comparing her to some shriveled up has beens
I am never surprised at the hypocrisy of the pod
What happened to whlormonger and her family? I tried lookin gfor the original thread, but I can't find it...can anyone help??
Alexa is fucking gorgeous in a really interesting way. Don't see the resemblance to Pennyring.
Alexa is fucking gorgeous in a really interesting way. Don't see the resemblance to Pennyring.
January 19, 2012 1:51 PM
hahaha! No kidding-pennyring is one delusional bitch.
wholamor and her family were in a rollover car accident. All were banged up-she and DH injured the worst, but it looks like everyone is ok.
Hey, PE, simmer down ;)
Mercifully, L'Urine has been quiet for a few days.
Thank you, jeebus.
looks like pet pissed off BruceFan on that thread. good.
Alexa is fucking gorgeous in a really interesting way.
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I agree. She looks like a woman from a renaissance painting.
+23 and pennyring did too so hi brucie
looks like pet pissed off BruceFan on that thread. good.
January 19, 2012 2:00 PM
Not seeing that at all.
If anyone is acting pissed off on that thread it's PE. But then, she always seems like an angry, raging cunt, so whatevs.
"Just because Cindy Crawford's daughter is modeling, doesn't mean she is snorting cocaine or hanging out at Studio 54. (The reference to Studio 54 shows how old I am!)"
No probably just at one of daddy's clubs snorting with momma
"If anyone is acting pissed off on that thread it's PE. But then, she always seems like an angry, raging cunt, so whatevs. "
Again it doesn't exist until you link the post(s) from that thread or cut and paste it because what you are saying and what I am reading are not the same. Prove yourself, let's see what has your panties all in a wad over her
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looks like Pet Enthusiast has started squatting on the blog.
i just looked at her posts to see what was so exciting and her last post was like 3 hours ago so sounds like someone has a big old wedgie over pet and pennyring
looks like pet pissed off BruceFan on that thread. good.
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Where are you getting that? It looks like PE is pissed about something and is having a Lauren moment.
BruceFan isn't even on my radar.
Something sounds strange about gamerbabe's Amazon cloud post.
Frenchtoast is always so obsessed over Disney. She acts like she works at WDW when all she is is a part time phone operator in Sacramento far far away from the magik! Weirdo!
I completely agree, 32.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146130
BWHAHAHAH Pennyring getting called out as an idiot!
lmao, 36! luckywife is spot on. Pennyring is a dumb cunt.
36 THAT is hilarious! I completely agree.. what a freakin IDIOT post! Stand up hand clap for luckywife...
As dumb as Pennyring is sometimes, what is even more hilarious is luckywife on here standup clapping for herself :P
Gotta love the pathetic little twats reinforcing themselves multiple posts in a row.
Nope, I posted 36, but I'm not luckywife nor am I 37 or 38.
Sadly you are. and you know that, which makes me pity you.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146151
boo fucking hoo. No one cares as you see.
I pity you that you are such a moran.
The stupid is pretty strong for 41.
PE is trying to clean the foam from her mouth, she's pretty psycho and angry.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145535
PE has found something new to foam and froth about.
She is a damn lunatic.
Yeah 46, she's frothing pretty bad there. She must be off her meds.
"I pity you that you are such a moran. "- 43
Ah the irony.
46 that link was from a few days ago, did you btt?
Irony? Moran is a common internet word...or the fact that you are an idiot? It wasn't the same person, yet you are frothing that it is. Wow, you are someone to look up to!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moron
morAN is a common "internet" word huh? Like for retards on the net? Yeah, you're someone to look up to fucktard
#22 for real. Been quiet from Ipissfreely and daanibeast too.
Let's see if we can get a Typhoid free night too
I see hostiles in the house tonight and yes morAN is a common internet joke, sorry you don't get it.
Would you like to continue schooling me on the WANTS vs NEEDS of smartphones tonight?
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-moran.htm
Get A Brain Morans!!!! Is that your dh holding the sign 51?
Thanks for proving how strong the stupid is with you #51!
23, did you mean BruceFan pissed off PetEnthusiast? Cause that's the way it looks to me.
And PE went NUTS on that other thread. WTF? I seriously wonder what's going on when people go psycho on a message board like that.
wtf are you talking about 53?
you pissed someone off petE theyve been orgasming over you all day here. why don't you try telling her some of this at the pod looks like she has no problem giving people shit when they need it so why the fucj would she come here to do it like you pussies
seek help, PE. You definitely need it.
Um....YOU do know what it's about, don't you? Big, fat clue right there.
What are you talking about 61??
That Richie Rich Romney thread is confusing. Republicans are rich because they're virtuous, blessed by capitalism and God. But these same posters lauding Romney's success are listing wealthy Democrats and discounting their similar successes with jeers.
Do they think Democrats are supposed to be poor? That the Capitalism God made a mistake by "blessing" these lesser creatures? There's some Crazy Calvinism at work here.
And Travel Agent weirdly name drops some NY Times Best Selling Author & Bosom Buddy at random in the middle.
So insightful. So subtanious.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146095
Nightowl is going senile. 1998 was not "thirty years ago."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146152
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I can't wait until these fundie wingers have to defend and promote Callista "Homewrecker/Mistress/Slut, 6 years" Gingrich as potential First Lady material.
I cannot fucking wait.
And Travel Agent weirdly name drops some NY Times Best Selling Author & Bosom Buddy at random in the middle.
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She wants sooooooo badly to be seen as smart and knowledgeable (and by extention, 'popular').
Poor dear.
That Richie Rich Romney thread is confusing. Republicans are rich because they're virtuous, blessed by capitalism and God. But these same posters lauding Romney's success are listing wealthy Democrats and discounting their similar successes with jeers.
Do they think Democrats are supposed to be poor? That the Capitalism God made a mistake by "blessing" these lesser creatures? There's some Crazy Calvinism at work here.
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The clown car certainly is full isn't it?
I particularly love the "you're just jealous!!!1!!" robo-responses.
One can hardly tell Mitt Romney from John Kerry.
Yet they're certainly treated differently.
180 degrees differently.
Trying so hard, failing so miserably
http://piecesofmyearth.com/
Trying so hard, failing so miserably
http://piecesofmyearth.com/
Who is this Jabba the hut look alike? (Sorry first time here)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146152
whats up with the fucked up pictures of feet in avatars? so gross.
Trying so hard, failing so miserably
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She has more self confidence (it appears) than most women. I see nothing wrong with this blog. I get tired of seeing perfect women with perfect husbands and perfect children and perfect lives. Thanks for this, it's now going in my daily reader :)
Just said a prayer.
Trying so hard, failing so miserably
http://piecesofmyearth.com/
Absolutely no sense of style at all.
Who is this Jabba the hut look alike? (Sorry first time here)
If this is your first time here, why are you bringing this to us? Is this your way of telling us this is a Pea?
And no, bitch, she doesn't look like Jabba. She's overweight, but obviously trying to look nice. She looks better than some of the skinny asses actually.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146250
It's kind of sad that people want to honor and remember her brother and it hurts her so much to remember him.
I have to wonder though if no one had done any of that would she be bitching that no one remembers my brother and he did so much for the community.
I'm agreeing with 77 just because you're skinny doesn't mean you are pretty and well dressed.
And no, bitch, she doesn't look like Jabba. She's overweight, but obviously trying to look nice. She looks better than some of the skinny asses actually.
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ITA. She looks stylish and pretty. 72 and 76 need a big fucking cup of STFU.
If wearing clown shoes and ill fitting jackets and having no chin make you stylish and pretty then I'm living in an alternate reality to you.
If wearing clown shoes and ill fitting jackets and having no chin make you stylish and pretty then I'm living in an alternate reality to you.
Well, hon, at least she's trying to look nice. Now why don't you take your thin, tanned, toned ass away from the computer and go shopping for some of the fabulous designer clothing you wear? Maybe have an amusing glass of wine and post a few pics of your fantastic new outfit? Hmm?
From the young, cool Grandma thread:
"Everyone I've ever known has been in their 50's or 60's when they became a grandparent."
What alternative reality doesn Bergdoff live in? ABSOLUTELY NO ONE in her world was a grandparent earlier than 50?
Who made Chopped Liver queen of the sports moms?
Trying to look nice and actually looking nice are two very different things 82. No where did I say I was tanned, toned and decked out in designer gear either so golfclap on your deduction skills there.
IMO she's wearing stuff that hundreds of other women wear everyday, hardly style blog worthy.
Smug golf clap bitch needs to get laid. What is that a NEED or a WANT.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=21&thread_id=3145283
Only on 2peas is it cute to share a photo of your kid taking a shit on the internet.
Is the fashion blogger a pea? Why was the link posted?
Wrong 86 it's a first world problem so quit bitching about it.
I was expecting a toddler potty training 87 that picture is just wrong.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=21&thread_id=3145283
Only on 2peas is it cute to share a photo of your kid taking a shit on the internet.
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Not buying her explanation, but what's really appalling is how she spells the poor kid's name. Is that what would be 'Avery'?? Phonetically, that's one hot mess.
Those photo peas are some sick, crazy bitches
Poor kid, names jacked up and she now has a poop face picture that will live on in the internet for years.
Not sure how to quote, but someone asked about the avatar with feet. That is an old pea --- used to be named Frugalchick or something. Her feet were controversial way back then because peas were offended by them.
She kept her feet to rile everyone up. Also used to have them in her sig and would decorate them for different holidays.
That is an old pea --- used to be named Frugalchick or something. Her feet were controversial way back then because peas were offended by them.
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I thought I knew those disgusting feet. I remember that bitch. She was an insufferable bitch. Trust me, her face was even uglier than those damn feet. Wonder why the name change??
Her feet really are yucky. But she strikes me as a thundercunt so it's not surprising to hear she was a shit stirrer from back in the old days.
Trying so hard, failing so miserably
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Actually I think she looks great. I know a lot of fat women who refuse to even try.
I'll be reading her blog - thanks for the link!
Actually I think she looks great. I know a lot of fat women who refuse to even try.
I'll be reading her blog - thanks for the link!
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Agree 100%. She is trying to look good, and I think she is going great! Much better than sloppy yoga/sweatpants and a T.
"That is an old pea --- used to be named Frugalchick or something. Her feet were controversial way back then because peas were offended by them."
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OMG. I remember her. I think she had her toenails painted some fugly color in her previous avatar.
Everyone called her "Froog" but I don't remember if that was her actual pea name.
If I remember correctly, she might have had a "trailer-livin', home-schoolin', hick vibe. Plus she was a bit of nutter about some topic or other.
(And no, I'm not saying that about all people who live in a trailer or home school. I just half way remember that was how she was perceived years ago.)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146248
The more stupid "what say the peas" shit she posts, the more i am convinced that she does NOT have babies at all. She is an idiot, and I'm amazed at the number of peas who are drawn into her stupid stupid stupid posts.
ftr i am not bostonheart
i know her irl as friends
her twins are real
they are adopted by her
please stop with this nonsense
about her not adopting twins :)
I'm in the they're not real camp. She's a psycho.
And god help those poor babies if they are real.
101-Gina is that you???
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Spongemom Scrappants
HRH pilates teaching wino ball of fun
PeaNut 297141 - February 2007
Posts: 9034 Layouts: 31
Loc: South Carolina
Posted: 1/20/2012 12:51:57 PM
Double names are very common in the south. Especially among upper middle and upper class families.
For example, one friend named her daughter Charleston Evans and we all call her both names.
It's also very common to give family surnames as given names like Claiborne
or Halliburton. Who incidentally are twin girls.
My youngest son goes by a double name.
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Pass me the fucking barf bucket.
So does Slutpants include herself in this upper eschelon of upper middle class Southerners along with her bloated, gun toting, animal shooting Hambeast of a husband?
And what kind of twat names their kids Claiborne and Halliburton? Fuck me running. People from the south are morans.
I lived in South Carolina, my family is from the south, and all the people with double names I've ever met are NOT upper class or upper middle class. They're middle class or working class.
I call more BS on that idiot.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=21&thread_id=3145283
Only on 2peas is it cute to share a photo of your kid taking a shit on the internet.
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WTF?!! What's with all the lemmings falling in line saying how cute "Ayvree" is grunting out a poo? Freaks!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146325
Another one of those "more to the story" posts...
I'm working on it.
Get on my level.
ftr i am not bostonheart
i know her irl as friends
her twins are real
they are adopted by her
please stop with this nonsense
about her not adopting twins :)
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If you really do know her in real life, tell her to go LIVE HER REAL life, and stop posting crap like "i know one person IRL who thinks this way...what do the peas think". Maybe she should be, oh I don't know, spending time with her BABIES?? The amount of time she spends on 2peas, as well as the asinine posts she makes, are what leads me to believe that she does not, in fact, have any babies at all.
Where did GrammyPeg and her room temperature IQ come from?
Where did GrammyPeg and her room temperature IQ come from?
January 20, 2012 1:47 PM
You're being way too generous here. I got frostbite reading that drivel she posted.
Link 111 or 112??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146340
link for 113
you pissed someone off petE theyve been orgasming over you all day here. why don't you try telling her some of this at the pod looks like she has no problem giving people shit when they need it so why the fucj would she come here to do it like you pussies
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Oh look, PE is here!
I lived in South Carolina, my family is from the south, and all the people with double names I've ever met are NOT upper class or upper middle class. They're middle class or working class.
I call more BS on that idiot.
January 20, 2012 11:10 AM
Another southerner here who is ashamed of the behavior of people like Spongemom and her ilk.
While most people who give their kids retarded names like Halliburton and Charleston are middle class, they are the middle classers who like to THINK of themselves as refined and classy when they are anything but. They are desperate to be accepted by old Southern money and put on ridiculous airs. Exhibit A: wine-swilling spongemom and her hambeast slob of a DH.
And it's beyond pathetic because the 'classy southern' thing they are aspiring to is a totally ridiculous (and sadly true) caricature like that SNL skit where the southern belles gush on and on about DADDEH and wonder why Colonel Angus is so popular with the ladies.
They're all just pathetic, white-trash racists with enough money to slap monograms on their clothes and spout bullshit about how being Southern is just so damn special and precious.
WOW JUST WOW!
On Friday, The Des Moines Register reported that Jamie Johnson, Iowa coalitions director for GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum, sent an email from his private account in June implying that children would suffer if America had a female president.
Why is Sponge always trying to front? She's the biggest freebie queen on facebook! She collects free samples on facebook all day long! She found that black slutpants dress at Goodwill too. LOL! She's sponging alright!
Oh, come on 118. We all know that Writermom is the queen of thrifting!
What the heck is spongemom getting samples of?
How does Brandy function from day to day? It's not that hard to figure out. Give the kid $10.00 and call it a day!!!!! JHC!!!!
Why is Sponge always trying to front? She's the biggest freebie queen on facebook! She collects free samples on facebook all day long! She found that black slutpants dress at Goodwill too. LOL! She's sponging alright!
January 20, 2012 3:56 PM
What did I tell you? She's just another deluded, past-her-prime old prune who is desperately trying to move into her local junior-league crowd. The south is full of desperate players like that.
How does Brandy function from day to day? It's not that hard to figure out. Give the kid $10.00 and call it a day!!!!! JHC!!!!
January 20, 2012 4:33 PM
ITA.
You know she sends him with a spreadsheet that has to be filled out to the exact cent or something.
A more uptight, clenched, and controlling pea-mom would be hard to imagine.
God (via Rick Santorum) to Women: You Can't Be President
oh FFS 117 and 123, go post it on the bukkit and leave us alone.
I thought it was good. It's nice to see a new idea once in a while.
A more uptight, clenched, and controlling pea-mom would be hard to imagine
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I'd just say "dumber." I feel like asking her, How do you not fall down more?
She and Kelpea and Kelley-lo are making a race of it.
wow, flimflam is having a frothing meltdown on the "who do you think can beat Obama thread". The tea-baggers are going to need serious therapy before these primaries are over. They have no fucking viable candidate and they can't deal with it...LOFLPIMP!!!!!
Actually I may still call the parents, not to freak out but to explain how it affects your daughter and maybe they could hold off on the punishment. It's one night...
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Holy fuck is all I can say. Only a peatard would think that is acceptable.
From the daughter/prom date/boy cancelled thread.
I'm enjoying the show 127. Very much.
I can't wait until these fundie wingers have to defend and promote Callista "Homewrecker/Mistress/Slut, 6 years" Gingrich as potential First Lady material.
I cannot fucking wait.
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I can't wait to see the epic meltdown when their beloved Citizen's United bites them on the ass.
Is anybody else looking forward to a bit of gloating on 2P when President Obama is re-elected and all the frothers melt down? I am.
I'm enjoying the speculation about what's in Romney's tax returns. I hadn't considered the too much/not enough tithing angle.
Good night, fellow bitches!
I wiiiiiiiiiiissssshhhhhhh the SC'linians would elect Colbert tomorrow. My god, can you imagine the posts at the pod?
I agree the tithing could be an issue, but honestly, I think his Cayman tax shelter is far worse. And so un American. / But they will never admit it over there.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3146258&pg=2
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Ronald Reagan?????
LMAOPIMP!!!! You've seriously just exposed your stupidity and/or ignorance if you think for one second a reanimated REagan could pass the current rightwing purity test. He raised taxes and expanded government for fucks sake. He certainly didn't thump the bible enough for todays fundies.
Reagan couldn't get elected dogcatcher in todays republican party.
Mitt Romney/Leona Helmsley 2012
"We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes."
"[Loopholes in the tax code] sometimes made it possible for millionaires to pay nothing while a bus driver was paying 10 percent of his salary and that’s crazy. Do you think the millionaire ought to pay more in taxes than the bus driver?”
--Ronald "Class Warfare" Reagan
In one week, I made over $2k and paid about $900 in taxes. So who should I vote for?
cOLBERT!!
I own a business. I maybe pay oh 16-18k a year on 350k income (single income). Just have to know how to work the system. Sorry you losers don't wise up and be better. Don't be bitter, just start your own business but don't judge others for making decent money.
Do share some of your accounting secrets.
See this is what I don't understand.
Some keep professing that it's so easy to cut your tax burden. OK - apparently it's a secret that most of us middle class are not privy too.
It's like the anti-healthcare peas who always blather on that help is out there if you search for it and jump through 22,998 hoops.
These pass for good arguments?
I'd rather not. just hire a good tax person.
Google it.
lying liars lie. that's what they do.
I maybe pay oh 16-18k a year on 350k income (single income).
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Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one!
I'd rather not.
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I'm 176.98% shocked by this.
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The Obama/Disney thread was classic Lynloon. People kept asking her simple questions, and she began screaming "Why are you all being MEANNNNN to me?"
She is fucking insane. I can't imagine what a twunt she is in real life.
CraftChickaWhatever has earned my vote for racist peatard of the day.
Obama/primary thread.
Lynlam is a caricature of low-information extremist lunacy.
She's the crazy, disheveled lady who dumpster-dives and wheels her crap-laden shopping cart all over town, shouting about poison in the water supply and black helicopters.
A joke, really.
Obama/primary thread.
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I LOL'd at the "Ronald Reagan" response.
Ronald "tax raiser, government expander" Reagan couldn't get elected R dogcatcher nowadays. He'd be branded a librul socialist elitist by the Lynlams of the world.
How did the US sink into such a pit of madness (the conservative frothers). Sure, there were always a few, but now the lunacy being spouted all over by people like lynlam is getting frightening.
I feel so sad for Lynloon's little girls. Poor little things. Can you imagine living with that?
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3145321
I know I shouldn't be but I really am shocked at how many of the Peas wear plus sized clothing.
Boudoir pics. Grover. Good times.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146364
The boy's grades are bad and his parents did the right thing. No wonder kids these days are so fucked up.
I bet if it was someone else's daughter, these peas would be in total agreement of that boy's parents.
Glad to see a woman who has a good head on her shoulders:
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146420
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146526
Maybe they can remove the mean bitch parts while they're at it.
LMAO at the trailer thread. Would figure that Skybar lives in a trailer.
In the baking AZ desert, no less. W/O air conditioning.
Come on! Open your mind a little. It's not that hard. Big minds talk about ideas, mediocre minds talk about events, and small mind talk about people.
Maybe they can remove the mean bitch parts while they're at it.
Did I just read someone suggesting she donate her flaps? Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Jaba's going under the knife.
Meh, in the scheme of things I think Lauren is not nearly as bitchy or offensive as any number of other peas.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146554
Drink!
Ok, i'll bite, who is Laurie's celebrity of sorts, maybe, maybe not cheating husband?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3146420&pg=2
NOOT!!
Laurine is nothing but a brown streak in a Grayhound station shitter.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146598
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Annoying that Sarah H jumps in all handslappy on that thread. Who the hell cares? Pretty sure Paterno's family isn't hanging out on scrapbook message boards tonight.
Scrap Wench has not confirmed JoePa's death, must not be true...
Scrap Wench has not confirmed JoePa's death, must not be true.
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As of 9:28pm it is not true.
thanks scrapwench!
What is with the peas' and their need to be the first to post the breaking news?
What say the psychologists? Or peas that play them on TV?
refudiate this squirmish!
On the pneumonia thread:
I had a severe case of double pneumonia and it took 2 months before I was released to return to work. I spent a Night in ICU and a week in the hospital. It took 6 weeks for my voice to return.
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Why is it that there's always at least one person who's not only had what you have but they ALWAYS had it twice as bad and for much longer? Is it a fucking contest or what?
I play a psychologist on TV...it's just the online version of the office or neighbourhood gossip. ie., they need to feel special, they need to have the spotlight on them, because they are the first bearer of juicy info.
And who knows, if it's racy enough, they might get a ten pager out of it. That's a real prize for an attention seeker, remember turkeygate? And even though they risk going down in pea infamy if it's not received how they expected, THEY always believe they are going to hit gold and graduate to a coveted tier one spot.
Any attention, even negative, is good.
Why is it that there's always at least one person who's not only had what you have but they ALWAYS had it twice as bad and for much longer? Is it a fucking contest or what?
January 21, 2012 7:57 PM
Maslow here...another attention seeking behavior, see above. There's a good Monty Python skit about this, Four Yorkshiremen or something. One starts off about how hard he had it when he was young and then it's a round robin as they each try to outdo each other. It gets progressively more extreme and ridiculous and well.....you can imagine.
Oh you know another peatard thing i always notice and it bugs the crap out of me?
Someone posts some question or seeking opinions thing and gets some responses. Usually the first few responses are pretty brainless or worst of all, "hi, don't know the answer but didn't want to post and run".
THEN, a pea with a brain gives a sensible sounding response that acutally addresses the question in an intelligent way.
TTTHHHHEEENNN, some fucking twat peatard restates the lone intelligle response in a way that sounds like it was her own spontaneous thought????? Fucking slays me every time. And who do they think they are kidding?
oh, and it is ten times more annoying and fucktardish if they preface their "response" with the woefully transparent "Hi, I didn't read the rest of the responses so exuse my lieing ass if this has already been mentioned...." YEAH, right moran!
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I think she looks good! Just because one is overweight doesn't mean they can't wear fun clothes. It's so much better than seeing an overweight person hide in big, sloppy sweats!!
About Brandy, holy hell - she must be so indecisive in real life. Asking how much to give your kid for lunch at Wendy's? Is she for real??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146620
Pineapple: "Republicans, willfully blowing what should be an easy election to win."
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Oh honey, let's not overlook your part in promoting teh crazy. You've generously helped create the monster that is the current GOP, now it's not working out the way you want?
Spare me the handwringing.
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I think she's cute and applaud her real-world style. I get so tired of seeing these ridiculously dressed anthropologie wannabe (Liz K. and Elsie Flanigan, anyone?) hipsters with their fake lives and overly styled everything.
Don't get me wrong, I love me some anthropologie, but I think there is a difference between having style and projecting an image.
And, before someone pipes in with "anthropologie is not stylish", I say to each her own. My wardrobe contains designer items, goodwill items and everything in between. Style is more about how you put things together than where it comes from or what size you are.
Pineapple: "Republicans, willfully blowing what should be an easy election to win."
Watching self-anointed 'experts' like Athena gag on her own bullshit is enough to make my day.
181 - I visit a wide variety of fashion websites/blogs. For the ideas, even if I change it up a bit. Or mix up styles. I don't dress strictly one style, the same day after day.
I thought that blog was ok. She looks cute.
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She looks cute???? NO, NO, NO a thousand times NO!
Watching self-anointed 'experts' like Athena gag on her own bullshit is enough to make my day.
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And it's only going to get better until November! :)
It's also fun to watch Athena and her merry band of frothers try to act all detached from the crazy that they have helped whip up.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146545
Ok, so what dirty laundry did she put out there then delete? She always come across as such a bitch I'm surprised she's getting all that support.
How ironic that these twatwaffles are handslapping others for trying to be the first to report...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146598
More irony...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146702
omg 188 I was just coming to post the same thing!
I want to slap those that say, "What say the peas?" You are not cute saying that, instead you look more like retard.
How ironic that these twatwaffles are handslapping others for trying to be the first to report...
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My over/under on the number threads on the first page now that Paterno has actually died is 5.
(And I love the word "twatwaffle" need to work that into my regular insult vocabulary.)
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3146575
Okay, I'm a Mac user too, but the Mac drooling is getting a bit ridiculous. The peas act like Apple is the greatest thing since the beginning of time. Yeah, Macs are nice, but they're not for everyone and they're not necessarily that easy to use.
Peas and their bandwagons.
(And I love the word "twatwaffle" need to work that into my regular insult vocabulary
Yes! It will be easier than 'fucktard' which gets odd looks.
Travel Agent's fiery defense of Newt is getting creepy. The way she sees it, the majority of us have either cheated on our spouses or lied on tax returns, so it's no big deal.
Is she serious? Kind of says more about her than it does about politicians today.
Watching self-anointed 'experts' like Athena gag on her own bullshit is enough to make my day.
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Not at all, after decades of talking out of both sides of it, her mouth is big and rubbery. Bullshit? Her favorite taste.
Why all the sudden love for Paterno? The guy covered for a kid toucher. That's what he'll be remembered for. And that's all he deserves to be remembered for.
ITA, 196. It's very telling to see who's posting all the glowy shit about Paterno. Nasty bitches. Some, like SaraH didn't surprise me. Peabay's waxing rhapsodic about him made me blink, though.
ITA, 196 and 197. It's amazing how fast they forget what he did. If it were ordinary kids who were molested, they'd be having a fucking fit about a coach who didn't report it to the police. But it's "JoePa," so they excuse him. Idiots.
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