Friday, December 7, 2012

Space 12/7/12

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Anonymous said...

This is getting way too dramatic... I hope she is exagerating/making this up. If it's all true, I feel terrible for her.
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I'm wondering why she has waited two days and still not said anything. I don't feel terrible for her at all and yes, I've BTDT. I'm mighty suspicious due to the long wait period because in those circumstances, two days is a long time.

Anonymous said...

I can see waiting if she needs to get her ducks in a row before confronting. It makes sense to be prepared for the worst before starting the conversation. I can't say that I would wait, but I can see the benefits of it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209157

Fuck, nightowl crapper is insufferable. Red Boots is right. She's always making these stupid fucking statements that are completely wrong. Bitch doesn't know when to shut up or how to be wrong.

Anonymous said...

Waiting for the cake diva fucktard to chime in and desperately beg for "more space! CAKE DIVA!!!ONE!!!!" because she's too fucking fat to scroll on her smartphone.

Anonymous said...

MORE SPACE PLEASE! AND FUCK YOU 204!

Anonymous said...

WTF are you talking about #4?

Anonymous said...

I can see waiting if she needs to get her ducks in a row before confronting. It makes sense to be prepared for the worst before starting the conversation. I can't say that I would wait, but I can see the benefits of it.
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It doesn't sound like she's doing that though. The only thing she seems to be doing is more snooping and then posting about it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209158

she should have ran back and grabbed a parfait.

Anonymous said...

MORE SPACE PLEASE! AND FUCK YOU 204!

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Hope you didn't strain your fat ass typing that, you lazy bitch.

more space! CAKE DIVA!!!ONE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Morons. The catholic university hospital where he had the transplant covered his medical expenses. Your sorry taxpayer ass didn't pay a penny for it.

Anonymous said...

Of COURSE Mrs. Tyler, of COURSE you knew about and understood abortion in a factual, adult manner AT AGE FIVE.

Fuck her. What a lying know-it-all idiot.

Anonymous said...

omg these fucking Peas. Complaining for the 10th year in a row that businesses put their names on their boxes, RUINING CHRISTMAS!!

For fuck's sake, it's called getting ADVERTISEMENT. We all know they do it, and we all know Christmas is coming every December 25th.

If you don't want your kid/DH to see a box with a company logo on it, either go to the store yourself or have it shipped to a fucking friend's house.

But noooooo of course it's always the company's fault. They're out to get us all.

Anonymous said...

189, DEFINITELY. I can completely understand why her DH is accusatory. Yeah it sucks to be her right now since she's innocent, but WTF is he supposed to think? She even said the kids are grown and it's just the two parents at home.

I'd flip my shit if I found a girl's shirt in my house, it's a normal reaction. Sure I'd give DH a chance to explain, but the Peas on her thread are talking like her DH is the biggest asshole that ever lived for questioning the random guy's shirt that is not his!! WTF?

They are calling him a douche and agreeing that HE must be having an affair, even!! Because he's asking her if she had one?! Psychos.

Anonymous said...

If I found a woman's shirt in the laundry that was not mine, I would go fucking ballistic! My husband has never given me a reason to think it but cheating would be the first place I'd go. I admit it's probably an overreaction but I never thought my Dad would cheat on my mom but he did. I this point I think anything is possible.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209212

Almost as dumb as the question about where to buy underwear for a 14 year old. You'd think the idiot would have figured it out after her first 5,000 posts.

Anonymous said...

201-It's a good thing she waited. She wouldn't have the VS email or the Viagra as additional proof if she had confronted right away. He could've explained away the picture and the text. Hopefully she took a screen shot of the text and forwarded that and picture to her phone for evidence because I have a feeling the phone is going to the wiped clean tonight.

Anonymous said...

#216 - she doesn't have them as proof now. Yeah, it looks damning but it may not be what it looks like. I don't tend to jump to conclusions.

Anonymous said...

I was believing her until the additional stuff about the BVS receipt and the viagra. Now it is just starting to sound made up. And starting a new thread for that?
If I found the pics and texts she supposedly did yesterday there is no way in hell I could hold that in. You have it right there in black and white, just fucking confront!

Anonymous said...

Henny Button is a real winner

*One of the assumptions I always make with the holiday potluck is that there will not be enough oven space. We have the only house with 30" double ovens. I have a total of five racks between the two ovens. When I have Thanksgiving, every rack is completely filled and I'm smashing stuff in to keep it warm. That's why I always bring something in a crockpot. Our cousin did qualify her "roasted veggies" comment by saying that she just meant something without mayonnaise. I am pretty certain that translates into something without a creamy sauce.*

Yeah right. Roasted veggies TOTALLY just means without mayo. Love the 30 inch ovens brag you slipped in there too.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell puts mayo with roasted vegetables? Sounds gross.

Anonymous said...

#218 - I wasn't sure until the Viagra post, that just seems to be pushing it.

Anonymous said...

It's been a week since Lauren's yeasty, beastly self has made an appearance at the Bukkit. Maybe they disabled her account but didn't delete her?

I feel bad for all the people who have to deal with her in real life. All that rage and hatred has to go *somewhere*.

Anonymous said...

The OP is in Australia. Why does she give a fuck about immigration law/undocumented workers/xenophobia in America? I don't care about Australian politics.

Because she's a klan member like BF and Kim. They're on every race thread like white on rice. Didn't BF announce she was proud white trash last week? snort

Anonymous said...

21Anonymous said... 21 #218 - I wasn't sure until the Viagra post, that just seems to be pushing it.

December 10, 2012 10:37 PM

I had a friend get cheated on. During that time her Father went somewhere with her husband and he saw a cialis (viagra) package in his truck. He told the daughter after her husband finally left.

What is it with hiding viagra in their vehicles? lol

She was secretly happy he was cheating and left though LOL

Anonymous said...

184Anonymous said... 184 Doodlebug's facelift is looking a little scary.

December 10, 2012 3:57 PM

I think she looks fine for 65. I don't think she looks like she's had work at all.

Anonymous said...

Hope you didn't strain your fat ass typing that, you lazy bitch.

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I'm 5'4" and weigh 120 pounds, fuck you for calling me a fat ass lazy bitch.

Anonymous said...

Yeah right. Roasted veggies TOTALLY just means without mayo. Love the 30 inch ovens brag you slipped in there too.

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I don't find it bragging to mention a 30" oven.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209229

maybe he really wants to leave because you told the peas he peed in the bed and he read it.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3204550

Anonymous said...

She has a lot of issues 28 I wouldn't feel right cracking on her. But I also would have a hard time dealing with her. I'm not a very empathic person. I do wish her well though and hope she can find the help she needs.

I do find it odd that her problems are "to complex" for a therapist to help. Seems to me they'd love to get someone like her. You're talking about years of therapy there.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking she needs to dump the unhelping husband. He's not helping her emotional state by saying he's leaving. What a dick.

Anonymous said...

@ #10 You don't seem to understand how finances work. The money comes from somewhere. In addition to the cost of losses being financed into the costs to all patients and insurance companies the hospital also gets to take it off of their taxes. The taxpayers do pay one way or another.

Anonymous said...

Hope you didn't strain your fat ass typing that, you lazy bitch.

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I'm 5'4" and weigh 120 pounds, fuck you for calling me a fat ass lazy bitch.

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LOL!

But you're crying for SPACE! SPACE! SPACE CAKE DIVA!!!ONE!!!! As soon as the posts get past 200 because it's too much for your "fit" ass to scroll.


Are you also a French supermodel?

MMOORREE SSPPAACCEE said...

MORE



SPACE



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hurry!! More space!!!

I hate to break a sweat when I'm smacking...

But I'm 5'5", I weigh 125 lbs. and I'm a natural DDD.

Space!!!!!space!!!!one!!!!space!!!

Anonymous said...

30 Anonymous said... 30

I'm thinking she needs to dump the unhelping husband. He's not helping her emotional state by saying he's leaving. What a dick.

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Some people just can't deal with emotional issues. Better he's honest with her then stays around resenting and treating her like she.

Anonymous said...

Yea and people deserve to be with someone that either has their shit together or is making an effort to change their situation. That's what her husband is asking for. He's giving her a chance and she's just throwing her hands up and saying "wahhh I'm too complex for therapy!"

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209276

I normally like peace sign but the way she's dealing with this dog is aggravating.

Anonymous said...

36 that's what she's been doing, trying.

Anonymous said...

35Anonymous said... 35 30 Anonymous said... 30

I'm thinking she needs to dump the unhelping husband. He's not helping her emotional state by saying he's leaving. What a dick.

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Some people just can't deal with emotional issues. Better he's honest with her then stays around resenting and treating her like she.

December 11, 2012 9:44 AM

That's why she needs to dump his ass!

Anonymous said...

38 Anonymous said... 38

36 that's what she's been doing, trying.

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No it doesn't sound like she's trying more like wallowing in her problems. She should keep looking until she finds a doctor who can help her. She has to want to change and I'm guessing her dh has seen any signs of her trying.

Anonymous said...

*hasn't not has

Anonymous said...

Uh, no. She said in her OP that she was too complex for therapy.

Sorry, she's not going to be able to work these issues out on her own. It obviously isn't working for her now so any amount of her "trying" isn't going to help. I have a lot of sympathy for people with mental and emotional issues, but if she is just going to poo-poo therapy with a professional I am not going to feel an ounce of sympathy for her whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209306

busypea proves (again) that she can google, C&P and sound like a freakin' expert all in about 2 minutes. twat.

Anonymous said...

And the cheated wife woman has started a third thread on this topic? She's full of it.

Anonymous said...

what is the deal with busypea? she posts on almost every thread. Does she not have a life?

Anonymous said...

Nightowl Crapper is another epic length, 200 post a day Pea.

She and Busypea both seem to know everything about everything, but when do they have time to actually DO anything?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209229

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Drama seems to follow this one. Sorry, but maybe you shouldn't have jumped into a new marriage right after leaving a supposedly awful one.

There is probably some nuggets of truth to her situation, but I think she's most likely a drama queen who can't get a grip on life.

I'm sorry, but I think a lot of people use depression as an excuse to be lazy, worthless partners. We all suffer. Some of us are just strong enough to suck it up and do what we have to do, even if we're depressed.

I'm tired of the fucking coddling we provide to adults who just can't fucking function. Lots of people go through worse and manage to do just fine.

Red flags because she's just "too complex" for the professionals to handle. Fuck, lady. If a pro can't handle you, why would your husband want to?

Anonymous said...

Annabella has got to be the stupidest creature on Earth.

Anonymous said...

Annabella's in good company, 48. FFS, there are many contenders for 'dumbest of the year' on two peas and, honestly, she may lose the crown this year.

Anonymous said...

The depression lady sound like my brother-in-law. He's 'depressed', obese, hasn't worked in 9 years and lives like a hoarder. His SAINT of a wife (who supports him by working) has still not left his ass and I haven't a clue why.

She has threatened to leave him...numerous times.





Anonymous said...

Fucking kinley pea, give it up fucktard. Still adding more details like her husband mowed neighbours lawn all summer. To put her side in the best possible light and the neighbours unfeeling monsters. What an idiot.

Anonymous said...

"I'm sorry, but I think a lot of people use depression as an excuse to be lazy, worthless partners. We all suffer. Some of us are just strong enough to suck it up and do what we have to do, even if we're depressed."
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I totally agree that some people use it as an excuse. But not everyone with depression is "just strong enough to suck it up" - some cases of depression are not caused by a simple lack of willpower & mental toughness. There are medications to help people so that they ARE able to suck it up. But they can't help if people don't choose to take them.

I have severe depression and could easily lay around moaning how depressed I am....but I take meds and exercise (not a lot, lol) and do what I have to do to function normally. I couldn't "suck it up" without meds, exercise and therapy.

Anonymous said...

If you are clinically depressed there is a lack of "suck it up" mechanism. That's the whole point really and why some people end up killing themselves.

Anonymous said...

"I'm sorry, but I think a lot of people use depression as an excuse to be lazy, worthless partners. We all suffer. Some of us are just strong enough to suck it up and do what we have to do, even if we're depressed."
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I totally agree that some people use it as an excuse. But not everyone with depression is "just strong enough to suck it up" - some cases of depression are not caused by a simple lack of willpower & mental toughness. There are medications to help people so that they ARE able to suck it up. But they can't help if people don't choose to take them.

I have severe depression and could easily lay around moaning how depressed I am....but I take meds and exercise (not a lot, lol) and do what I have to do to function normally. I couldn't "suck it up" without meds, exercise and therapy.

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I'm the OP you responded to (and I did not post item #53, just to clarify), and I agree with you, 52.

I'm sorry I made it sound like depression isn't real. I understand that it is - there is a real, physical issue - and I respect people who seek help and do the hard work to stay as well as possible.

Unfortunately, depression and anxiety have become a crutch for many people whose behavior affects the perception of all people with mental illness. Many of the people who claim they just can't do anything just aren't willing to do anything and they make people like you look bad.

Kudos to you for working so hard despite your struggles with depression. I'm sorry if my hastily written and frothy rant was hurtful to you.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, depression and anxiety have become a crutch for many people whose behavior affects the perception of all people with mental illness. Many of the people who claim they just can't do anything just aren't willing to do anything and they make people like you look bad.
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People like my dad. He's also one of those who swears his depression is worse than anybody else's. I have depression (I take Zoloft and see a counselor), and his attitude just makes me fume.

Hugs to all who really do have depression.

Anonymous said...

No worries 254! :) I still agree with you and 255 that some people definitely use it as a crutch.

Just be glad I took those meds today or I'd go all psycho on ya - just kidding ;p

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3209080&pg=3

This CMCLisa person is a moron. I wonder how she'd feel if Muslims proclaimed it was their "right" to proselytize at a Christian festival even in non-designated areas.

My state's people really embarrass me sometimes.

Anonymous said...

If you are clinically depressed there is a lack of "suck it up" mechanism. That's the whole point really and why some people end up killing themselves.
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Ignoramus.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209276

I normally like peace sign but the way she's dealing with this dog is aggravating.
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Let her get rid of the dog if that's what she wants. There's no point to keeping the dog if she doesn't want it, that's just going to make the dog's life miserable.

Anonymous said...

She shouldn't have got the dog to begin with, she's got her hands full with her kids.

But her attitude on that thread sucks.

Anonymous said...

I don't care for her attitude about the dog, but the Perfect Peas are blasting her for giving up. When is she supposed to draw the line? Let's face it--not every dog can be housetrained, and not every dog can find a proper home. I wish it were otherwise.

I feel sorry for the dog, her kids (they were adopted from foster care, right?) and the pea. There's no good solution to the problem.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I read Annabella's comments and think "She can't really be that fucking stupid." Then I remember it's Annabella.

What is the consensus on KerriWest's son's Dixie horn? Love how she abandoned the thread when it went south.

Anonymous said...

She shouldn't have got the dog to begin with, she's got her hands full with her kids.
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She's already got one dog and I'm sure she thought she was doing the right thing and probably told that the dog was house broken.

I think the attitude of the perfect peas sucks.

Anonymous said...

peace sign should have just quietly took the dog back, she should have known better starting that thread especially since a week ago she was asking for tips and planning on working with the dog over Christmas break.

Anonymous said...

She said she had that dog for 8 months. Isn't that long enough?

Anonymous said...

Seriously, can NO one ever do a search for Trader Joe's? There seems to be at least one post a week asking for recommendations. I can see having one every season, but damn......

Anonymous said...

I hate the fucking dog worshippers. Take the damn shitting dog back. You cannot possibly be serious about rehoming an untrained and probably untrainable dog with an elderly person. Peas are so butt-hurt stupid about pets. I would be tired of my house smelling like piss too. Question is, why the hell did she post that? She HAD to know what was coming.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209386

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WTF? This is a new poster, and this is the post he/she chooses?

Anonymous said...

WTF? This is a new poster, and this is the post he/she chooses?
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Check out his other posts, they are all the same.

Anonymous said...

http://www.amazon.com

Anonymous said...

Is that for his "shop online" comment, 270? Log onto Amazon and order a shooter?

That posts comes across a high school nerd who's studying sociology. Better than the fractured penis nerd, though.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3209168&pg=3

Dynalady is usually fairly normal, but damn, she turns into a frother whenever immigration, legal or otherwise, is mentioned. It's predictable.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209151

A week of the silent treatment??? Damn, I can't imagine what some of the peas go through...

Anonymous said...

So, who is this new poster and wtf with the "two more will happen this weekend" bullshit?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209386

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209402

I know she's posted some odd stuff in the past, but I really do feel sorry for her. At sixty, she's going to have a hard time finding a job doing the same kind of nursing.

Anonymous said...

OMG !All of the s/o and s/o of the s/o about affairs is seriously bringing down the bucket. Can we get back to cookie drama or something? It is depressing as hell.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209402

Of course, somebody had to bring up Obamacare. News flash: cuts in nursing staff started happening long before anybody heard of Barack Obama.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209402

I know she's posted some odd stuff in the past, but I really do feel sorry for her. At sixty, she's going to have a hard time finding a job doing the same kind of nursing.

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I feel terribly for her, too. I remember her posting about her son marrying some materialistic asshole who just wouldn't accept that they couldn't afford to foot the bill for a fancy schmancy rehearsal dinner for their wedding. I really felt bad for her. She seems like a nice enough lady.

I wish ketsmom well.

Anonymous said...

A week of the silent treatment??? Damn, I can't imagine what some of the peas go through...
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Most of it in their own little heads, I shouldn't wonder. First she said he won't talk to her about the issue and now it's turned into he won't talk to me at all and hasn't for a week.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend whose husband does that to her. Apart from yes or no when she asks a direct question, if he is angry with her he gives her the silent treatment and it can go for a week or two. I wouldn't put up with it but she has for 20 years. She threatens to leave every now and then, but she never will. He's an ass and I avoid him as much as possible, but there really are marriages like that.

Anonymous said...

Dynalady is usually fairly normal, but damn, she turns into a frother whenever immigration, legal or otherwise, is mentioned. It's predictable.


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Noticed that myself.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209247


Umm, first line of OP, "wreckless driving". LOL. What a moran.

Anonymous said...

if he is angry with her he gives her the silent treatment and it can go for a week or two.
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My ex could go for weeks of not speaking. He would even use the kids to "tell your mother..."

Anonymous said...

Ketsmom stats "We are some of he highest paid RN,s in our department".

I suspect this is why they were targeted for lay-offs. This has been going on in corporate America since 9/11. Nothing to do with Obamacare, in my opinion. Let's face it - she's experienced, old and highly paid. It is much more cost-effective to replace her with less-experienced, young, lowly paid personnel.

I wish her the best in her employment. I do hope the stay employed until she can retire.

Anonymous said...

Amen #83. I have a friend who is in a marriage like that. The last time, after a stupid argument, her husband went 37 days without talking to her. She kept track. Not an effin' peep - she's a SAHM and they have four kids. During that 37 days, his oldest child graduated high school. There are some terribly sad marriages out there.

Anonymous said...

Mergeleft sure is defensive of turducken. Sorry but I'm not going to eat anything with the word turd in it, but knock your redneck self out. Do you think she honks her Dixie horn while she eats it?

Anonymous said...

'Methinks' 'Methinks'! FFS, people don't really talk that way.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209157

I would LOVE to know what world these Peas live in. They have no basic understanding of how church schools work. The principal works for the priest. The priest is the head honcho. Yes, you can report him to the bishop. Good luck there. You know how responsive the church is to kid problems.

And one pea was TRAUMATIZED when she learned about sex at age 10. Only a pea!

I have GOT to stop reading over there.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209438

FFS. MergeLeft thinks criticizing turducken is "crapping on somebody's cultural heritage"? Since when is idiot a cultural heritage?

She's very much like Batya. They pretend to be so open-minded, but they both have a bitch streak a mile wide.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209420

Your dog doesn't know Christmas from any other day, moron.

I think peas use Christmas as an excuse to shop, which is what they want to do anyway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209463

Kinley-pea is a bitch. She's never been on my radar before the last few days--has she always been a bitch?

Anonymous said...

Rob needs reported to the FBI. He's way over the line and over the top! WTF

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209477

Absolutely no chance I'd vote for them.

Anonymous said...

Quote "
She's very much like Batya. They pretend to be so open-minded, but they both have a bitch streak a mile wide. "

I thought I was the only one who thought she was bitchy still I started reading here.

Quote "her husband went 37 days without talking to her."

Maybe he can be crate trained like that dog.

Anonymous said...

I haven't talked to her in 46 years and it feels pretty good!

Anonymous said...

News flash: cuts in nursing staff started happening long before anybody heard of Barack Obama.



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There you go again with all your facts and reality and shit. Just stop it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209471


Sure he sleeps in the guest room, Staph, suuuuuuuuure.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209471

So her sons invited him so they can get gifts? Why doesn't she spend that money on her sons and not on some guy that lives 8 hours away?

Oh wait, she's probably wanting sex...

Anonymous said...

"Maybe he can be crate trained like that dog."

lmfao

Anonymous said...

Okay, I can see why depression smurf's husband is ready to leave her. No one has suffered like her, no one can help her, anyone who doesn't wipe her ass and coddle her is turning against her.

I'm ready to bash my head in after that one thread. I can't imagine how her husband feels.

Anonymous said...

If Rainbow Scrapper, Ms. Green Genes and Karaylnn Tyler ever got into an argument, the thread would be a 28 pager.

None of those bitches can let anything go. Right fighters to the end.

Anonymous said...

Especially if a thread is about teh ghey. Rainbow is all over those threads. She's obsessed with anything that has to do with homosexuality.

Anonymous said...

So is Typhus. It's too bad the frothers agree on so much--I'd love to see them duke it out for twenty pages or so. 301 is correct about right fighters.

Anonymous said...

It is much more cost-effective to replace her with less-experienced, young, lowly paid personnel.
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Not more health efficient and not more efficient in the long run, but yeah, it's a short time cost efficiency.

Anonymous said...



Rob needs reported to the FBI. He's way over the line and over the top! WTF

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No, reporting him would be way over the line and over the top. WTF? He's not saying anything that hasn't been said elsewhere. Just because he said on a scrap board doesn't make it FBI report worthy. Get a grip.

Anonymous said...

How is turducken any worse than cherpumple?

Anonymous said...

OK, hubby makes partner in a law firm and peas are telling the wife to have sex with him? I thought the OP was asking for a meaningful gift - if THAT'S what they think makes a 'gift' it's no wonder so many have marriage problems.

Anonymous said...

I had to Google cherpumple. That's as repulsive as turducken. :O~~~

Anonymous said...

You forgot to add Nightfoul to that list, 101.

Anonymous said...

I had to Google cherpumple the first time I saw it too. I think it's more repulsive than turducken.

Anonymous said...

I meaht Nightfoul, not Rainbow Crapper, 109! Brain fart!

Anonymous said...

I laugh every time I think of how angry Lauren must be that two spics ran her off the board.

I think MSP and Red Boots should get a medal or at least a 2 Peas gift certificate for their feat.

Ding, dong the witch is gone. Until she returns with a new username or pictures of Jackie.

Anonymous said...

"The first thing that came to mine is generally reserved for birthdays and anniversaries. or more appropriately "


Is that the ONLY time people some married couples have sex? Lordy.

Anonymous said...

Most Pea husbands:

-Only get bj's on special occasions;
-Work all day and come home to an overweight SAHW and a filthy house
and;
-Children "on the spectrum";


Why are there so many divorces in Pea land again?

Anonymous said...

2012 2peas asshat nominations are open!

Nominate your (least) favorites:

Political frother
Complete wackjob
Dumb beyond reasonable
Board bully
Nauseatingly neutral
popular wanna be
Fails at snarky

Anonymous said...

Nominate your (least) favorites:

Political frother: flimflam (lynlam)
Complete wackjob: Mariah2
Dumb beyond reasonable: Annabella
Board bully: L'Urine
Nauseatingly neutral: SarahH
popular wanna be: thatgirlintexas
Fails at snarky: TIE! Mariah2 and Nightfoul

Anonymous said...

D. All of the above

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3209161&pg=3

Does a racism thread jump the shark when somebody proclaims that slavery had little to do with the Civil War?

Anonymous said...

Kendra gives her neighbors a blow job ($40 value) and a bag of homemade caramels for Christmas.

Anonymous said...

She must spend an awful amount of time on her knees, then. Maybe Karalynn can recommend a flavor of Chapstick for her.

Anonymous said...

The first thing that came to mind is generally reserved for birthdays and anniversaries. or more appropriately.

Is that the ONLY time people some married couples have sex? Lordy.
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I once heard Bill Maher say that when it's the woman's birthday, her present is that she DOESN'T have to have sex - lmao!

Anonymous said...

Does a racism thread jump the shark when somebody proclaims that slavery had little to do with the Civil War?
December 12, 2012 3:00 PM
Yes. Isn't it Typhus that usually tries that shtick?

Anonymous said...

Poor oppressed, misunderstood white Southerners.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Chapstick to dry for a BJ?

Anonymous said...

Trunk Palin gettin' D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D, jus' like that ol' song. There's some God-approved and Pea-approved Real Amerikin Family Values!

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for KKKim and Burning Vag to jump in on the Dixie thread. One to cry, "I am proud white trash! Hear me roar!" and the other to look up redneck in the dictionary for us.

Anonymous said...

Political frother: flimflam (lynlam)
Complete wackjob: Mariah2
Dumb beyond reasonable: Annabella
Board bully: L'Urine
Nauseatingly neutral: SarahH
popular wanna be: thatgirlintexas
Fails at snarky: TIE! Mariah2 and Nightfoul

Sarah? I would vote Lefty as Nauseatingly neutral.

Anonymous said...

Political frother: Lynlam
Complete wackjob: Nightsoil edges out LTO
Dumb beyond reasonable: Child of Grace
Board bully: L'Urine
Nauseatingly neutral: Heartcat
Popular wanna be: Left Turn Only edges out Kelpea
Fails at snarky: Left Turn Only edges out Cosmic Gangrene, here.

Anonymous said...

Lefty is the queen of Nauseatingly neutral!

Anonymous said...

Trunk Palin gettin' D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D, jus' like that ol' song. There's some God-approved and Pea-approved Real Amerikin Family Values!

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Putasockinit is now on suicide watch.

Anonymous said...

Ding, dong the witch is gone. Until she returns with a new username or pictures of Jackie.

I think she'll play the "I went to get counseling" card again which lasted about a minute last time.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Chapstick to dry for a BJ?

+++++++++++++++++++++++

For normal people, yes. But for Typhus and her sandpaper lips: it's a touch of manna.

Anonymous said...

Watch for L'urine to also go on sad threads and give *HUGS* and *Prayers* when she comes back. She'll hide behind that Pea's tragedy.

And teh stoopids will gush over Jackie threads. Every time.

Anonymous said...

Forgot the DRAMA ALWAYS and the Cooking for Attention categories on the Nominee list!

Anonymous said...



Lefty is the queen of Nauseatingly neutral!
December 12, 2012 4:11 PM

You're right. Somehow I forgot about her when I made my list. Too bad she doesn't fade away like that in real life!!

Anonymous said...

Dumb beyond reasonable: T-Rex or any random red state pea.

Anonymous said...

T-Rex wins the self-obsessed/self-satisfied "Gee, My Shit Smells Terrific" award.

Anonymous said...

Popular wanna be: Squeals. She tries too hard. No one likes her because she's klan friends with BF, Pineapple, and Kim. Pushing ice cube tray cookies isn't working anymore.

Anonymous said...

Technically the civil war was fought over states rights. Of course it was the states right to own slaves but still it's not like Lincoln wanted to free the slaves he said: "If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it,"

Anonymous said...

Remember when people used to think Squillen was nice?

Anonymous said...

Full quote for 139:

My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union; and what I forbear, I forbear because I do not believe it would help to save the Union. I shall do less whenever I shall believe what I am doing hurts the cause, and I shall do more whenever I shall believe doing more will help the cause. I shall try to correct errors when shown to be errors; and I shall adopt new views so fast as they shall appear to be true views.

Lincoln was all about saving the Union, not free slaves. He had the usual prejudices of the mid-1800s.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter how cunty Squillen is, the LDS women will rally around her.

KARALYNN TYLER said...

Trunk Palin gettin' D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D, jus' like that ol' song. There's some God-approved and Pea-approved Real Amerikin Family Values!


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Hmmmm...gay marriages just became legal in Washington State. Coincidence? I think not.

Anonymous said...

142Anonymous said... 142 It doesn't matter how cunty Squillen is, the LDS women will rally around her.
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Just like Batya and the Jewish peas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209544

The op has "only" lived in the area for 9 years so it's hard to find repair people.

Sweet baby Jesus, if you can't find someone who does repairs in less then a decade then maybe you should try this newfangled thing called google.

Anonymous said...

105 if he knows something and reporting it can keep it from happening then yes, it needs reported. LOL @ your "get a grip". @@

Anonymous said...

Lincoln was all about saving the Union, not free slaves. He had the usual prejudices of the mid-1800s.
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Yep. It amazes me when he has held up as the paragon of anti slavery. They probably believe the Washington cherry tree story too.

Anonymous said...

#146 - he doesn't know jack. He's just spouting off. I'm still LOLing at you for thinking it's reportable to the FBI.

Anonymous said...

Political frother Mrs. Tyler
Complete wackjob Mariah
Dumb beyond reasonable Add Housewife
Board bully Lauren
Nauseatingly neutral KikiNichole
popular wanna be Kelpea
Fails at snarky Kiki Nichole

Anonymous said...

Dumb beyond reasonable: No Sliver, Mushroom Head and Mrs. PITA Chicken Breast

Anonymous said...



Lincoln was all about saving the Union, not free slaves. He had the usual prejudices of the mid-1800s.
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Yep. It amazes me when he has held up as the paragon of anti slavery. They probably believe the Washington cherry tree story too.
December 12, 2012 5:19 PM

oh good god. Lincoln was smart enough to know not to tell the equally bigoted northerners that this war wasn't about slavery. @@

The south left the union because Lincoln was elected and they knew he'd free their damn slaves. If he didn't care about freeing the slaves, what really started the war?

Wake up and stop swallowing the pablum.

Anonymous said...

Complete wackjob: Desert Pea, Aslan, Back to Peality

Anonymous said...

148Anonymous said... 148 #146 - he doesn't know jack. He's just spouting off. I'm still LOLing at you for thinking it's reportable to the FBI.

December 12, 2012 5:22 PM

I guess if he's just spouting off then it's ok. It can just be reported after the fact. @@

Anonymous said...

How about a link for this FBI thing you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

what really started the war?
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It was about reuniting the country, after the Confederate States of America were formed and they then attacked Fort Sumter.

Anonymous said...

It's too bad that the Southern states didn't just stay seceded. They fucking suck.

Anonymous said...



How about a link for this FBI thing you're talking about.

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Check post 68 on this page.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering how 9 years equated to not being able to find decent repair people. Shit, I need a plumber a month after I bought my house!

Anonymous said...

I really don't know anyone who works full time and doesn't at least have someone every other week. If you are home and want to do it yourself, fine, but no way am I working all day and then coming home and doing more work. Or worse, working on the weekend!

I'd rather pay someone who enjoys it (the cleaning lady at our second home actually LOVES to clean!) and does a phenomenal job!
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STM flies her bitch flag AND mentions her second home. Damn, I can't stand her.

And it's amazing how many SAHM have cleaning people and "justify" it by saying they are lousy cleaners or they hate it. I hate cleaning--I do it anyway because it's a part of life.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3209519

Anonymous said...

That repair thread is funny, especially when Cori says she's putting them on her no more breakdown prayer list. I'd be so tempted to tell her not to bother because it's not working for her.

Anonymous said...

I hate cleaning too so I had a cleaning lady come in once every two weeks to do the big jobs I didn't want to do. Why not if you can afford it. It's not a huge expense. It's the part of life called delegating.

Anonymous said...

STM and her second home are beginning to be like CrafterBeth and her running and/or hysterectomy.

Anonymous said...

I swear Shitumom is going to make me do something I'll regret. Can she comment on one thread without mentioning that fucking 2nd home!!!!!!!!!!!?????

"I'd rather pay someone who enjoys it (the cleaning lady at our second home actually LOVES to clean!) and does a phenomenal job!"

Yeah I'll bet she LOVES cleaning your shitty toilets you daft cow!


Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3207284&pg=2

maybe mirah reads the blog so she changed her name??

Anonymous said...

Forgot the DRAMA ALWAYS and the Cooking for Attention categories on the Nominee list!

Drama- all of 'em

Cooking for attention, "was" Squillen the cookie box ho...

Anonymous said...

I really don't know anyone who works full time and doesn't at least have someone every other week.

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Oh what the fuck ever. She doesn't know ONE person who works that doesn't have a cleaning lady? Out of all my friends/family that work, only one of them has a cleaning lady. Nothing wrong with it either way, of course, but come on now. It's a very small minority of people that have cleaning ladies. Not everyone who has a fucking job.

She must live in one of those keeping up with the jones' cul-de-sacs. Way back for college summers I was a nanny in two of those neighborhoods and every single SAHM had a cleaning lady. Why? Because everyone else did.

Along with many other things. They were all like clones, their homes were clones, their decor was cloned, their kids were clones, their cars, their clothes. It would've been funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Every single time I see a car on the road with one of those 26.2 stickers on it, I give an eyeroll and a snicker because all I can think of is crafterbeth. Her house is probably wallpapered with those stickers.

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

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