Is this the year's holiday scam artist? She's been posting a lot about how poor she is. And there was a huge outpouring of support on the my dog died thread.
"At least with children, while they may not care, or understand, you can at least tell them what is going on. With a little animal, you can only hope they understand you are doing everything you can to help them." somebody named FurryPea on your possible scam artist thread. WTF? i wish these furbaby (i HATE that phrase) "parents" (you are NOT their parent) would stop equating pets to people they are animals loved but a.n.i.m.a.l.s.
"At least with children, while they may not care, or understand, you can at least tell them what is going on. With a little animal, you can only hope they understand you are doing everything you can to help them." somebody named FurryPea on your possible scam artist thread. WTF? i wish these furbaby (i HATE that phrase) "parents" (you are NOT their parent) would stop equating pets to people they are animals loved but a.n.i.m.a.l.s. ____________________________
No kidding. dog mama. hurl.
And yeah...try to get your 3 month old to tell you why they won't stop puking.
From the stupid ass "what are you wearing" thread so Petesmom could brag about her fabulous ensemble...barf
"An orange dress that is fitted on the top and has an a-line bottom, a cream flyaway sweater, super cute nine west suede shoes in nude, a nude purse, a gold - multicolored necklace including orange, and orange and gold earrings. I stay at home but dress up a bit every day. I enjoy it, though I think my neigbors think I am crazy when they see me dressed up walking my dog lol."
Sorry, but that chick is fucking weird. If you wanna dress up, get out of the fucking house! No way would on put on a dress and heels to sit around on my couch all day. Call some friends, go to lunch or go shopping. Shit, go to lunch solo but get out of the house!!
I'd rather have a gift card for $2, $3, or $5, etc... to a fast food place/coffee place, rather than a bunch of random dollar store crap. $2-$5 will buy a beverage, bagel, muffin, etc..
GET A JOB ========= This may be shocking to you but some people work and still struggle. DH and I both work full time but we don't go into debt for holidays or vacations so compared to many we live very simply.
not only an iphone now but a droid incredible for barely a year before that and her dd has a droid x. bitch is angling for someone to step up and send her money. way too many woe is me posts from her. damn woman said she'd sleep in a car for her dog. that sure is a nice how-you-do to her poor dd. she needs slapping. hard.
I would love for a troll to ask her how she affords a new smart phone and the data plan that goes along with it. I loathe when people IRL start talking about how they can't afford this or that when they eat out for lunch 5 days a week, have smart phones with data plans, and the list goes on and on. Drives me insane. The reality is that people don't want to spend the money on XX. In this case, she would rather have expensive phones than pay the vet bill.
I still can't get over the "I'll sleep in my car" line. Drama much? A troll needs to threaten her with child protective services for threatening to make her dd sleep in car with only their smart phones to keep them warm.
When exactly did dodogshavebrains have her surgery?? I thought she said she was 2 weeks out, but in looking at her post history for the last 3 weeks, she has posted almost every day. Didn't even take 2 or 3 days off from the peas to recover.
Love that on the indulgence thread, her indulgence is expensive candy. She can't even see the irony that is indulging in expensive candy while the SAHM is recovering from elective surgery to remove extra skin after loosing over 200 pounds.
yep, #31...her final total was 214 pounds lost...which means she was 350+ pounds or so. Not really using your body as a temple...but I guess good Christians get to pick and choose what parts of the bible they want to follow.
Comments like this "I read your blog, you are an awesome mama!!" drive me insane. How many people blog the good and the bad? Would marymary really blog about how she lost her temper and yelled at the kids to shut up (or some other bad parenting thing). No, blogs are usually all rainbows and unicorns and fairy dust. They are not real!
(this is not at all about mary's baby. I wish the baby only the best, and I hope she is fine)
GET A JOB ========= This may be shocking to you but some people work and still struggle. DH and I both work full time but we don't go into debt for holidays or vacations so compared to many we live very simply.
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You missed it.
I was talking about the pea (petesmom?) who dressed the nines (pearls and kitten heels) to sit at all home all day and plant her ass on the couch.
From the stupid ass "what are you wearing" thread so Petesmom could brag about her fabulous ensemble...barf
"An orange dress that is fitted on the top and has an a-line bottom, a cream flyaway sweater, super cute nine west suede shoes in nude, a nude purse, a gold - multicolored necklace including orange, and orange and gold earrings. I stay at home but dress up a bit every day. I enjoy it, though I think my neigbors think I am crazy when they see me dressed up walking my dog lol."
Sorry, but that chick is fucking weird. If you wanna dress up, get out of the fucking house! No way would on put on a dress and heels to sit around on my couch all day. Call some friends, go to lunch or go shopping. Shit, go to lunch solo but get out of the house!!
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Way to kick someone when they are down. If you read any of her posts you would know she works from home, doesn't drive much any more because her heart condition has got worst and she is afraid of blacking out while driving. On top of that her son has been sick and is in the hospital so she has been putting off the surgery she needs until he gets better. She spends her time working at home, being with her son at the hospital and meeting with cardiologists and surgeons. Give her a break. If she feels like dressing up how does it hurt anyone.
Good grief! TaurusGirl crying because her 9 year old daughter's former best friend, now has a new best friend, and one of the new bff's gave the other a birthday gift.
Two things you know are going to happen on this thread: 1 Steph rebel will come in to push her shaving products 2 Someone will toss out going bare is child like and any man who likes it that way is a perv. ---------------------------------------------
What baffles me, is the ignorance of what to do now to complete the unfinished task. Seriously, I wonder how some of the peas function in real life.
She's asking us what she should do her extra plastic containers? She has no closet space to store them? She can't throw them out, give them away, or sell them?
Ladies past menopause tend to lose a lot of their body hair. My mother hasn't had to shave her legs in over ten years. They are completely hairless. I have not asked her about her pubes but I'm guessing she has fewer than she used to.
I wonder sometimes about ChildofGrace. She seems to want to make positive changes in her life but I wonder how much she is doing versus how much she is talking about it on NSBR.
Ladies past menopause tend to lose a lot of their body hair.
Oh, I wish! Still shaving away here. It's getting thinner where it shouldn't and migrating to my chin, but it's still there. As far as the bush, it's fine and dandy.
62, I doubt the person is "following her around". These people put so much info out there and if your memory is intact it's not hard to remember (especially if they post it over and over every chance they get or if they've posted it recently).
i.e. we all know burningfart is going gray we all know AN is going to live w/Granny we all know more shit than we want to
You post a response to a thread but may not be a Tier 1 pea so you get overlooked but then a Tier 1 pea comes along and says the same thing as you but they get their asses kissed.
It's life fucking high school. Fuck 'em gently with a chainsaw.
"You post a response to a thread but may not be a Tier 1 pea so you get overlooked but then a Tier 1 pea comes along and says the same thing as you but they get their asses kissed."
That's when you get to C&P your previous response and say 'just as I stated earlier..., so glad you agree, dumbfuck.' You follow that with about 15 inane shitty stoooopid little smiley faces and lace it with a little passive aggressiveness. Best feeling EVER!!!!
Anonymous said... 65 Ever feel ignored at the bukkit?
You post a response to a thread but may not be a Tier 1 pea so you get overlooked but then a Tier 1 pea comes along and says the same thing as you but they get their asses kissed.
It's life fucking high school. Fuck 'em gently with a chainsaw.
November 15, 2011 12:48 PM
It's been like that for years. Probably not fuckbucket exclusive etiquette. (oooh big words, hope I don't confuse DAngel or anyone else lol.)
Anonymous said... 67 Yep, 65! Every single f'ing day. I think I'm on ignore for 99.9% of the pod, though I've never been offensive. Maybe I should be. Who cares?
November 15, 2011 1:00 PM
Go for it LOL
You'd be noticed then and probably make more sense then most of the idiots there.
On that girlfriend got beaten up thread the OP sure is sensitive:
********Wow people thanks for making me feel like crap! At least I AM DOING SOMETHING!! Most people in my situation WOULD DO NOTHING! Believe me, if most of you where in my shoes and it involved a teacher in your school district you would be cautious also! =================================
She asks what she should do, people give her advice. I don't read anything in there 'to make her feel like crap' Where does she get "most people wouldn't do anything?" from? Yes they would, if a girl says she got beaten up enough to vomit blood, I'd sure do something.
I think the op is a troll 71 I mean come on you don't vomit blood without some internal damage? I doubt the kid would be walking around normaly at school. The kid would be in serious pain.
Anyone else think old pea new name is Lowrent's alter? He/she/it has started a handful of new threads, and they are all the kind of things (read: bitchy/inane/helpless) that Lowrent posts.
Someone starts a thread or posts a response to a thread and its overlooked or not a big deal, but certain peas start the same thread or post a response and they get ripped to shreds over here.
Someone starts a thread or posts a response to a thread and its overlooked or not a big deal, but certain peas start the same thread or post a response and they get ripped to shreds over here =========================================== Would you like to try that again in english? No idea what your main point is.
But 87 is the point that they are not responded to at the bukkit, or is the point that we don't talk about them here, or that we DO talk about them here? Still confused. Personally, I am an equal opportunity bitch, I don't care if you are a top or a bottom, I'll bitch about you when you post something dumb.
What I have noticed over here is that if I post "XXX is an idiot" and XXX is not a well known pea, then straight after someone here will post "Hi XXX"
Totally stupid, as if lesser known peas only get mentioned here if they post it themselves.
A quote from the budget thread "my sons didn't go to preschool, and they adjusted just fine to school".
For fucks sake, ok, since YOUR snowflake didn't need preschool, lets just shut down the whole fucking program. Since YOUR kid didn't need any extra help or attention in any areas, then no other kids must need it either, right? Holy fuck the peas are self-centered idiots.
Okay, I already know this is a completely bitch comment, but I've got to say that all of the euphemisms that people use to describe the fact that someone died annoy me.
There's an otherwise perfectly fine post (but sad, due to the subject) up right now that describes a teenager's death as "his heavenly graduation."
If that phrase makes it easier for someone to think about death, then okay...but I still get annoyed when I read it.
I not only think it's ipeaglitter, I hope it is, because then the whole thing is made up and there's no young girl left in danger out there.
WTF, she went and warned the mom that they were on to them and is now backing out of actually reporting to anyone who might do something. If the dad is beating the girl, that mother damn well knows. Wish we knew what town they're in so we would know if some poor kid ends up beaten to death in the next few days while this slob sits on her ass and argues on an mb. Dumb bitch.
I not only think it's ipeaglitter, I hope it is, because then the whole thing is made up and there's no young girl left in danger out there. --------- x1000
Anonymous said... 101 I not only think it's ipeaglitter, I hope it is, because then the whole thing is made up and there's no young girl left in danger out there.
WTF, she went and warned the mom that they were on to them and is now backing out of actually reporting to anyone who might do something. If the dad is beating the girl, that mother damn well knows. Wish we knew what town they're in so we would know if some poor kid ends up beaten to death in the next few days while this slob sits on her ass and argues on an mb. Dumb bitch.
November 15, 2011 6:55 PM
poor kid is probably in trouble now if she wasn't already
Forget the death euphemisms - shut the fuck up with the pubic hair ones. All this talk of rugs, bare floors, gardens etc, it's pubic hair people, and I don't know about anyone else but my genitalia is warm and soft -nothing like a hardwood floor at all!!
Plus you can tell who looks at porn from that thread. I used to have just the neatly trimmed bush, until my 30's when the current "bad boy" boyfriend showed me my first porn. All the girls were bare & I started doing it too - before that I had no idea. All peas and their DH's who are bare - are no strangers to pornography.
Plus you can tell who looks at porn from that thread. I used to have just the neatly trimmed bush, until my 30's when the current "bad boy" boyfriend showed me my first porn. All the girls were bare & I started doing it too - before that I had no idea. All peas and their DH's who are bare - are no strangers to pornography. 000000000000 Lemme get this straigt----if someone is bare down there they are into porn?
Reading comprehension 101 would do you the world of good #111. I just admitted I am bare, now married, and yes we watch porn on occasion (together) Where in what I said makes me clenched? and how do you get I am single from that?
You are just plain ol' stoopid, plus you can't read either. I bet you were 'home-skooled'
Here's what I don't understand 100, why is she telling us about her son that passed away years ago... to a public forum of strangers?
I think it could be from the post about Cindy Tred's son passing, or his heavenly graduation or whatever you want to call it. The peas all came out to offer support for her, so now others who have lost a child would logically post too.
I can't imagine losing a child, so I have no problem offering whatever meager help or prayers or whatever they need to feel better.
"Can you be any more pre pubescent in your language? Maybe some of our husbands don't like their wives pubic area to resemble that of a child's. "
I hate to tell you 121 but just because you're bare doesn't mean you look like a child. The only way you look like a child downstairs is to be a child.
He would have been 27, had he still been alive. I can only imagine how sad she felt on that day. ^^^^^^^ Yep. Beyond twunty to bash on her for verbalizing a little bit of her grief.
Maybe some of our husbands don't like their wives pubic area to resemble that of a child's. --------------------- The only thing that resembles a child IS a child.
Take your uptight, overgrown bushy ass right back to the pod.
Did you read pyccku's long ass post on page 2? Really the situation with her family was so bad her dh had and still has anxiety and seizures? Way to man up dude. Totally generalizing but why would a totally innocent person react this way.
Totally generalizing but why would a totally innocent person react this way. ********
I can see reacting that way. I tense up when I see a police car behind me when I am driving. I'm usually not speeding or doing anything wrong, but it still makes me tense. Pyccku's DH had to endure being judged by police, cps, and his friends and family. It would affect me too.
"Yep. Beyond twunty to bash on her for verbalizing a little bit of her grief."
Sorry, but I don't understand it either. I think she said he passed away 10 years ago, not recently. I would share my grief with my family, not a bunch of bitches. I think she's fishing for some attention like the rest of them.
Sorry, but I don't understand it either. I think she said he passed away 10 years ago, not recently. I would share my grief with my family, not a bunch of bitches. I think she's fishing for some attention like the rest of them. ***************
Really? It is his birthday. Most people enjoy celebrating their children's birthdays with them. Even when they are older, they call or send a card or whatever. Her son has passed on, so she was sad and reflecting on things. I can not comprehend the judgement on this lady. She has gone through the death of a child. It wasn't a drama filled post, just a mention of her son's birthday.
Why would a woman in her teens and 20's be watching porn when she can get laid at her leisure, unlike yourself obviously. ----------- lol. Porn is for people who can't get laid, are too uptight to ask for what they want in bed or those who can't get excited by the partner they are stuck with.
Get laid at her leisure? You mean slut around? Way to go! -------------- So it's okay to watch sluts, be excited by sluts and fantasized about being a slut but not actually do it? Who is the uptight one really?
Love they way you morans twist things around! -------------- How is that twisting? People are saying "porn is great, you are uptight if you don't like it"...Then it was said you don't need porn if you have the real thing anytime you want...The reply being that would make you a slut. So watching other women do these things is "okay" but doing them yourself is "wrong". Seems like a double standard.
Your old ass twat does not look like a 10 year olds you stupid bitch. Your meat curtains probably hang down to your knees. Shaving that mess will not fool anyone into thinking they are looking at a kid. How fucking stupid are you?
If you are 30 and are finally seeing porn, your sex life of "leisure" must have been just that-boring and a snooze fest. Young people get off on porn as couples. Come out the dark ages there Agnes.
MORAN...if you don't know the back story, just shut the fuck up and smile and nod.
Anonymous said... 137 Why would a woman in her teens and 20's be watching porn when she can get laid at her leisure, unlike yourself obviously. ----------- lol. Porn is for people who can't get laid, are too uptight to ask for what they want in bed or those who can't get excited by the partner they are stuck with.
November 16, 2011 8:58 AM
This is the dumbest, yet funniest, shit I've ever read, anywhere!
Why would a woman in her teens and 20's be watching porn when she can get laid at her leisure, unlike yourself obviously. ________________________________
If you're a female who can't get laid at will, pretty much regardless of age, you're doing it wrong.
Your old ass twat does not look like a 10 year olds you stupid bitch. Your meat curtains probably hang down to your knees. Shaving that mess will not fool anyone into thinking they are looking at a kid. How fucking stupid are you? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FTW.
All you pearl clutching, prude-ass bitches need to STFU about a shaved bush making you look like a child.
"Yeah, and it's a good possibility that there's plenty of funk and nasty bits all mingled up with your hairy yetti-beast bushes."
Of course, almost every morning I comb out some tiny critter who managed to crawl up my bed to seek solace in my bush. Waste not want not, though, so I shove them under the grill and eat them on toast for breakfast. Nutritional, tasty and just a hint of me. Yum.
"If you are 30 and are finally seeing porn, your sex life of "leisure" must have been just that-boring and a snooze fest. Young people get off on porn as couples. Come out the dark ages there Agnes."
You know, some women don't have a need to watch porn. They are satisfied with their significant other and get in the mood in other ways.
Oh for fucks sake. Who said you need to watch porn all the time? I commented on the fact that it was her FIRST TIME watching porn and she was in her 30's. The way you fuck sticks blow everything out of proportion is crazy. This place is getting as bad as the bukkit.
164, the fact that she watched porn for the first time in her life at the age of 30 did not surprise me at all, she's a pea FFS. What surprised me is that she did it before 50.
Nothing major on my phone that he would even want or that would harm me. Just removed most of my pictures even. No CC numbers attached and all christian music that he probably dislikes....
============================================== This is the most annoying part of the whole Evil Busboy Stole My Phone Thread!!! thread. What a bitch. Of course a lowly busboy wouldn't like HER kind of music.
I hope she had porn on it and everybody in her "very small town" finds out about it.
Yeah, and it's a good possibility that there's plenty of funk and nasty bits all mingled up with your hairy yetti-beast bushes. *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
I don't know what the hell you do or where the hell you go, but what the hell would ever get up in there? It's not a buffet table or a garbage diposal.
Oh for fucks sake. Who said you need to watch porn all the time? I commented on the fact that it was her FIRST TIME watching porn and she was in her 30's. The way you fuck sticks blow everything out of proportion is crazy. This place is getting as bad as the bukkit.
Your old ass twat does not look like a 10 year olds you stupid bitch. Your meat curtains probably hang down to your knees. Shaving that mess will not fool anyone into thinking they are looking at a kid. How fucking stupid are you?
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Ok. Serious question here. Are your "meat curtains" getting bigger as you get older? Mine are, and it freaks me the hell out. At least I think they are.
This place is getting as bad as the bukkit. --------- Really how weird. Who would think a blog about 2Peas whose primary readers are from 2Peas would be just like 2Peas?
Anyone else sense theirs are changing? ----------- Honestly no. I must not be putting the miles on mine that some are because I just do not have the issues so many women seem to have.
I bet if it were a tier one pea complaining about stupid retail hours (that get earlier every year) that mess up family plans, the peatards would be on a RAMPAGE against that company.
I don't know what the hell you do or where the hell you go, but what the hell would ever get up in there? It's not a buffet table or a garbage diposal. November 16, 2011 1:07 PM
Hey, if it's "buffet table" for your DH/SO, then you're SO doing it wrong.
Wow that must be a sleepy town. If you called the cops here to complain about a stolen iphone I'm pretty sure they'd laugh. ------------------
Not true. I live in a very large city and there have been plenty of these cases on the news. In fact, that's how they are discovering huge crime rings.
Yes, the pussy ain't the same as it was 20 years ago. Nothing major, but there is some, shall we say, sagging. Nothing hangs down to my knees but NO ONE would think I look like a 10 year old with my shaved snatch.
I just have to guess that the unshaved masses at the pod don't get much "going down" action. What man wants that shit in his face...have a little hair in your tuna pie honey.
My husband and I are sitting here laughing our asses off. Unless they see it for themselves,no one would believe that grown women could act like they do here.
I seriously think there are only 1 or 2 people that post here, and they just argue with themselves all day long. I would love to see which posters are the same people. I think I could make some pretty good guesses...
I thought this place was for making fun of peas?? I check out this site, and I hate skimming over most of the posts that are just fighting between bitches.
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Thanks for teh space!
Quatro frommagio
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131173
Sorry but Dollar store stuff is crap, I'd rather get a nice card or a letter from someone then made is China crap.
I agree 6. Bake me some ready-bake cookies.
Depends on the baker, 7. I'd rather have a box of paper clips than some people's nasty ass cookies.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131194
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Is this the year's holiday scam artist?
She's been posting a lot about how poor she is.
And there was a huge outpouring of support on the my dog died thread.
Hmm.
"At least with children, while they may not care, or understand, you can at least tell them what is going on. With a little animal, you can only hope they understand you are doing everything you can to help them."
somebody named FurryPea on your possible scam artist thread.
WTF?
i wish these furbaby (i HATE that phrase) "parents" (you are NOT their parent) would stop equating pets to people
they are animals
loved
but a.n.i.m.a.l.s.
"At least with children, while they may not care, or understand, you can at least tell them what is going on. With a little animal, you can only hope they understand you are doing everything you can to help them."
somebody named FurryPea on your possible scam artist thread.
WTF?
i wish these furbaby (i HATE that phrase) "parents" (you are NOT their parent) would stop equating pets to people
they are animals
loved
but a.n.i.m.a.l.s.
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No kidding. dog mama. hurl.
And yeah...try to get your 3 month old to tell you why they won't stop puking.
Yeah that works.
Sorry but Dollar store stuff is crap, I'd rather get a nice card or a letter from someone then made is China crap.
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I'd rather the person just say "hey sorry money is tight, can we forgo exchanging gifts this year?"
From the stupid ass "what are you wearing" thread so Petesmom could brag about her fabulous ensemble...barf
"An orange dress that is fitted on the top and has an a-line bottom, a cream flyaway sweater, super cute nine west suede shoes in nude, a nude purse, a gold - multicolored necklace including orange, and orange and gold earrings. I stay at home but dress up a bit every day. I enjoy it, though I think my neigbors think I am crazy when they see me dressed up walking my dog lol."
Sorry, but that chick is fucking weird. If you wanna dress up, get out of the fucking house! No way would on put on a dress and heels to sit around on my couch all day. Call some friends, go to lunch or go shopping. Shit, go to lunch solo but get out of the house!!
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GET A JOB
I'd rather have a gift card for $2, $3, or $5, etc... to a fast food place/coffee place, rather than a bunch of random dollar store crap.
$2-$5 will buy a beverage, bagel, muffin, etc..
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3130226#29345194
Wait, she has an iPhone, so she should have money to pay her vet bills.
GET A JOB
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This may be shocking to you but some people work and still struggle. DH and I both work full time but we don't go into debt for holidays or vacations so compared to many we live very simply.
not only an iphone now but a droid incredible for barely a year before that and her dd has a droid x. bitch is angling for someone to step up and send her money. way too many woe is me posts from her. damn woman said she'd sleep in a car for her dog. that sure is a nice how-you-do to her poor dd. she needs slapping. hard.
I would love to slap numerous peas but they could explode like a pinata and gravy would just splatter everywhere.
Why'd you have to go and ruin gravy for me?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131474
Can anyone with a troll id please bump up that scammer thread that gets bumped up yearly?
I think the newbs are about to start falling for it. The amount keeps ramping up.
I would love for a troll to ask her how she affords a new smart phone and the data plan that goes along with it. I loathe when people IRL start talking about how they can't afford this or that when they eat out for lunch 5 days a week, have smart phones with data plans, and the list goes on and on. Drives me insane. The reality is that people don't want to spend the money on XX. In this case, she would rather have expensive phones than pay the vet bill.
I still can't get over the "I'll sleep in my car" line. Drama much? A troll needs to threaten her with child protective services for threatening to make her dd sleep in car with only their smart phones to keep them warm.
Why don't you do it 21? You can create a troll account like everyone else.
22 - ITA
Ok, so in this thread, she says that there was blockage:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3131194#29360167
In this thread, it's ulcers:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3131474#29364187
Am I missing something?
When exactly did dodogshavebrains have her surgery?? I thought she said she was 2 weeks out, but in looking at her post history for the last 3 weeks, she has posted almost every day. Didn't even take 2 or 3 days off from the peas to recover.
Godshavebrains needs something to do while sitting on her fat ass begging for grace from her son.
Love that on the indulgence thread, her indulgence is expensive candy. She can't even see the irony that is indulging in expensive candy while the SAHM is recovering from elective surgery to remove extra skin after loosing over 200 pounds.
200 pounds? omfg!
huh. Anyone remember that weirdo from the meatblog who would post about her 'outfits' every day?
Sounds like petesmom and her latest 'whatcha wearin?' post.
Honestly, I'd rather read those effed up game threads.
yep, #31...her final total was 214 pounds lost...which means she was 350+ pounds or so. Not really using your body as a temple...but I guess good Christians get to pick and choose what parts of the bible they want to follow.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131519
Comments like this "I read your blog, you are an awesome mama!!" drive me insane. How many people blog the good and the bad? Would marymary really blog about how she lost her temper and yelled at the kids to shut up (or some other bad parenting thing). No, blogs are usually all rainbows and unicorns and fairy dust. They are not real!
(this is not at all about mary's baby. I wish the baby only the best, and I hope she is fine)
Hi Sass!
GET A JOB
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This may be shocking to you but some people work and still struggle. DH and I both work full time but we don't go into debt for holidays or vacations so compared to many we live very simply.
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You missed it.
I was talking about the pea (petesmom?) who dressed the nines (pearls and kitten heels) to sit at all home all day and plant her ass on the couch.
hmm, according to Nicole in TX's blog she's from Pennsylvania. Change your name moran!
Her other blogs have pics and she looks nothing like that old avatar now either.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131538
Sorry this sounds like some made up soap opera shit.
If the girl was throwing up blood would she be able to go to school and seem like everything was OK?
From the stupid ass "what are you wearing" thread so Petesmom could brag about her fabulous ensemble...barf
"An orange dress that is fitted on the top and has an a-line bottom, a cream flyaway sweater, super cute nine west suede shoes in nude, a nude purse, a gold - multicolored necklace including orange, and orange and gold earrings. I stay at home but dress up a bit every day. I enjoy it, though I think my neigbors think I am crazy when they see me dressed up walking my dog lol."
Sorry, but that chick is fucking weird. If you wanna dress up, get out of the fucking house! No way would on put on a dress and heels to sit around on my couch all day. Call some friends, go to lunch or go shopping. Shit, go to lunch solo but get out of the house!!
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Way to kick someone when they are down. If you read any of her posts you would know she works from home, doesn't drive much any more because her heart condition has got worst and she is afraid of blacking out while driving. On top of that her son has been sick and is in the hospital so she has been putting off the surgery she needs until he gets better. She spends her time working at home, being with her son at the hospital and meeting with cardiologists and surgeons. Give her a break. If she feels like dressing up how does it hurt anyone.
I thought petesmom was the gay pea with the down's syndrome son?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131549
The game threads are gone?!? Huh. I guess I got so good at ignoring them that I never even noticed.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131529
Two things you know are going to happen on this thread:
1 Steph rebel will come in to push her shaving products
2 Someone will toss out going bare is child like and any man who likes it that way is a perv.
Good grief!
TaurusGirl crying because her 9 year old daughter's former best friend, now has a new best friend, and one of the new bff's gave the other a birthday gift.
Helicopter parenting, at it's finest!
Two things you know are going to happen on this thread:
1 Steph rebel will come in to push her shaving products
2 Someone will toss out going bare is child like and any man who likes it that way is a perv.
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What baffles me, is the ignorance of what to do now to complete the unfinished task. Seriously, I wonder how some of the peas function in real life.
I'm a few years from menopause and this isn't something I'm going to ask my mom.
WTF is Zella talking about? I've seen old ladies in the gym with bush, is she saying she went bald?
"It's called menopause, ladies.
At least for me, it makes this question a moot point."
tmi jonda prefers rugless men
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131529
Two things you know are going to happen on this thread:
1 Steph rebel will come in to push her shaving products
2 Someone will toss out going bare is child like and any man who likes it that way is a perv.
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awesome predictions.
Now I just pray that we don't get the pleasure of some
dipshit husband piping in his opinion and how pervy it is.
I would NOT be discussing my rug on a public message board, tmi.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131538
This has to be a troll post why would she need to be anonymous for this?
Opps see it's already been posted, should have read first sorry 37.
I thought petesmom was the gay pea with the down's syndrome son?
November 15, 2011 6:33 AM
You're thinking of sweet pete.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131571
She's asking us what she should do her extra plastic containers? She has no closet space to store them? She can't throw them out, give them away, or sell them?
Is she testing us?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131584
The stupidity of these people blow my mind! And I bet this will turn into a two-pager!
Ladies past menopause tend to lose a lot of their body hair. My mother hasn't had to shave her legs in over ten years. They are completely hairless. I have not asked her about her pubes but I'm guessing she has fewer than she used to.
mymindseyepea is a total loon. A complete fucktard. She's always been like that.
do frozen turkeys thaw slowly?
Stupid Random Question of the Day.
post a thread on two peas, I'm sure your turkey question will prompt a 3 pager!
I wonder sometimes about ChildofGrace. She seems to want to make positive changes in her life but I wonder how much she is doing versus how much she is talking about it on NSBR.
57-she is a nutter
Ladies past menopause tend to lose a lot of their body hair.
Oh, I wish! Still shaving away here. It's getting thinner where it shouldn't and migrating to my chin, but it's still there. As far as the bush, it's fine and dandy.
I am post Menopause. My "bush" is very thin and the hair went straight. Of course I don't see it very often, it goes the way of the wax and scream.
The hair on my legs is the same. I keep hoping it will go away, but so far no luck.
It's very different for every woman. I workout daily with my similar age friends at the gym and we each had different results from the change.
So don't expect anything but being surprised!
Anonymous said... 55 do frozen turkeys thaw slowly?
Stupid Random Question of the Day.
November 15, 2011 10:22 AM
I can't believe I'm going to answer this and not call you a dumbass but if you have never done it then it is a good question lol.
Seriously, it depends on the size (lbs.) of the turkey.
Your best best is to check out butterball.com.
Holy Shit Petesmom, I mean 39.
I'm on the board more than I care to admit (because I lurk at work) and I knew NONE of that about her.
If you are not her, get a life and quit following her around.
62, I doubt the person is "following her around". These people put so much info out there and if your memory is intact it's not hard to remember (especially if they post it over and over every chance they get or if they've posted it recently).
i.e. we all know burningfart is going gray
we all know AN is going to live w/Granny
we all know more shit than we want to
wait, the orange dress is not worn by petesmom lol
went to check out the thread, she's not the loon, just the one "bragging"
got it
Ever feel ignored at the bukkit?
You post a response to a thread but may not be a Tier 1 pea so you get overlooked but then a Tier 1 pea comes along and says the same thing as you but they get their asses kissed.
It's life fucking high school.
Fuck 'em gently with a chainsaw.
"You post a response to a thread but may not be a Tier 1 pea so you get overlooked but then a Tier 1 pea comes along and says the same thing as you but they get their asses kissed."
That's when you get to C&P your previous response and say 'just as I stated earlier..., so glad you agree, dumbfuck.' You follow that with about 15 inane shitty stoooopid little smiley faces and lace it with a little passive aggressiveness. Best feeling EVER!!!!
Yep, 65! Every single f'ing day. I think I'm on ignore for 99.9% of the pod, though I've never been offensive. Maybe I should be. Who cares?
Anonymous said... 65 Ever feel ignored at the bukkit?
You post a response to a thread but may not be a Tier 1 pea so you get overlooked but then a Tier 1 pea comes along and says the same thing as you but they get their asses kissed.
It's life fucking high school.
Fuck 'em gently with a chainsaw.
November 15, 2011 12:48 PM
It's been like that for years. Probably not fuckbucket exclusive etiquette. (oooh big words, hope I don't confuse DAngel or anyone else lol.)
Anonymous said... 67 Yep, 65! Every single f'ing day. I think I'm on ignore for 99.9% of the pod, though I've never been offensive. Maybe I should be. Who cares?
November 15, 2011 1:00 PM
Go for it LOL
You'd be noticed then and probably make more sense then most of the idiots there.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131648
I normally don't crack on spelling or grammar errors, I make enough of my own but really "Alhimers"?
On that girlfriend got beaten up thread the OP sure is sensitive:
********Wow people thanks for making me feel like crap!
At least I AM DOING SOMETHING!! Most people in my situation WOULD DO NOTHING! Believe me, if most of you where in my shoes and it involved a teacher in your school district you would be cautious also!
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She asks what she should do, people give her advice. I don't read anything in there 'to make her feel like crap'
Where does she get "most people wouldn't do anything?" from? Yes they would, if a girl says she got beaten up enough to vomit blood, I'd sure do something.
That OP is crazy.
"Alhimers" is pretty lulzy.
Ages ago I was on a wedding planning forum, and some bride was talking about using "The Paco Bell Cannon." Maybe it's the same person, lol.
Totally crazy. This is one of the usual drama queens. Probably posted it anon because she knows people will give her shit for the drama.
I think the op is a troll 71 I mean come on you don't vomit blood without some internal damage? I doubt the kid would be walking around normaly at school. The kid would be in serious pain.
Or maybe she just embellished it a bit to up the drama of the situation.
it is either sass, bizzymomma or txpackrat posting anon. all of them have wtf lives filled with teh drammmma
Anyone else think old pea new name is Lowrent's alter? He/she/it has started a handful of new threads, and they are all the kind of things (read: bitchy/inane/helpless) that Lowrent posts.
embellish lie either way it's bull shit.
Anyone else think old pea new name is Lowrent's alter?
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I think that's the pea formerly known as Sammel?
Was Sammel a bitch? Sorry, I haven't been around long enough to remember him/her/it.
I normally don't crack on spelling or grammar errors, I make enough of my own but really "Alhimers"?
LOL I used to work with a girl who sincerely thought it was 'Oldtimers' disease.
I think I know her #81. Stupidity should hurt.
Whatever happened to racist, bigot, uber bitch cunt, PinkyZebra? I saw her butch haired, ugly mug on Facebook the other day.
What the hell is with all the Erin Condren lifeplanner threads? Who gives a fat crap?
Almost as annoying as "Fail" in Ohio.
Ever see prejudice on the bucket and blog?
Someone starts a thread or posts a response to a thread and its overlooked or not a big deal, but certain peas start the same thread or post a response and they get ripped to shreds over here.
Someone starts a thread or posts a response to a thread and its overlooked or not a big deal, but certain peas start the same thread or post a response and they get ripped to shreds over here
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Would you like to try that again in english?
No idea what your main point is.
Well 86, there are tiers of peas....
85, do you mean the tier system whose existence the top tier denies? We know about that. I thought you were snarking on somebody here.
But 87 is the point that they are not responded to at the bukkit, or is the point that we don't talk about them here, or that we DO talk about them here? Still confused.
Personally, I am an equal opportunity bitch, I don't care if you are a top or a bottom, I'll bitch about you when you post something dumb.
What I have noticed over here is that if I post "XXX is an idiot" and XXX is not a well known pea, then straight after someone here will post "Hi XXX"
Totally stupid, as if lesser known peas only get mentioned here if they post it themselves.
A quote from the budget thread "my sons didn't go to preschool, and they adjusted just fine to school".
For fucks sake, ok, since YOUR snowflake didn't need preschool, lets just shut down the whole fucking program. Since YOUR kid didn't need any extra help or attention in any areas, then no other kids must need it either, right? Holy fuck the peas are self-centered idiots.
Who is PinkyZebra? Is she one of these tier peas or something? I can't find her there.
Well, you have plenty to post about because there are alot of dumb peas.
Is it me or is the bukkit broken?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131667
Times have changed, because cheerleading was never a sport in my high school days.
83/91 no.one.cares.about.her
94 you haven't seen the crazy shit they do now - seriously I'm not suprised at the concussion - I live in fear my kid wants to try that shit.
captaink is a loony ass troll
#97...are you new here??? I think most peas already know and actually agree on that...
i think that crazy ass bitch who's not doing anything to help her son's girlfriend is ipeaglitter.
Doesn't she have a teenage son? If so, Drama, melodramatics, all about her . . . it totally fits
Okay, I already know this is a completely bitch comment, but I've got to say that all of the euphemisms that people use to describe the fact that someone died annoy me.
There's an otherwise perfectly fine post (but sad, due to the subject) up right now that describes a teenager's death as "his heavenly graduation."
If that phrase makes it easier for someone to think about death, then okay...but I still get annoyed when I read it.
I not only think it's ipeaglitter, I hope it is, because then the whole thing is made up and there's no young girl left in danger out there.
WTF, she went and warned the mom that they were on to them and is now backing out of actually reporting to anyone who might do something. If the dad is beating the girl, that mother damn well knows. Wish we knew what town they're in so we would know if some poor kid ends up beaten to death in the next few days while this slob sits on her ass and argues on an mb. Dumb bitch.
Here's what I don't understand 100, why is she telling us about her son that passed away years ago... to a public forum of strangers?
I don't think it's ipeaglitter, she doesn't write that good.
mymindseyepea is a total loon. A complete fucktard. She's always been like that.
ITA She's a stupid Sac bitch.
I not only think it's ipeaglitter, I hope it is, because then the whole thing is made up and there's no young girl left in danger out there.
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>>ITA She's a stupid Sac bitch.
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What's a Sac?
Anonymous said... 101 I not only think it's ipeaglitter, I hope it is, because then the whole thing is made up and there's no young girl left in danger out there.
WTF, she went and warned the mom that they were on to them and is now backing out of actually reporting to anyone who might do something. If the dad is beating the girl, that mother damn well knows. Wish we knew what town they're in so we would know if some poor kid ends up beaten to death in the next few days while this slob sits on her ass and argues on an mb. Dumb bitch.
November 15, 2011 6:55 PM
poor kid is probably in trouble now if she wasn't already
Forget the death euphemisms - shut the fuck up with the pubic hair ones. All this talk of rugs, bare floors, gardens etc, it's pubic hair people, and I don't know about anyone else but my genitalia is warm and soft -nothing like a hardwood floor at all!!
Plus you can tell who looks at porn from that thread. I used to have just the neatly trimmed bush, until my 30's when the current "bad boy" boyfriend showed me my first porn. All the girls were bare & I started doing it too - before that I had no idea. All peas and their DH's who are bare - are no strangers to pornography.
106 Sac = Sacramento. California
Plus you can tell who looks at porn from that thread. I used to have just the neatly trimmed bush, until my 30's when the current "bad boy" boyfriend showed me my first porn. All the girls were bare & I started doing it too - before that I had no idea. All peas and their DH's who are bare - are no strangers to pornography.
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Lemme get this straigt----if someone is bare down there they are into porn?
You sound like an idiot.
108 you need to unclench. let me guess - you are old, single, and sleep with your two cats?
Reading comprehension 101 would do you the world of good #111.
I just admitted I am bare, now married, and yes we watch porn on occasion (together)
Where in what I said makes me clenched? and how do you get I am single from that?
You are just plain ol' stoopid, plus you can't read either. I bet you were 'home-skooled'
That porn/bare bush thing is the stoopidest over-generalization ever.
FFS, the retardery is just starting to run rampant around here.
Here's what I don't understand 100, why is she telling us about her son that passed away years ago... to a public forum of strangers?
I think it could be from the post about Cindy Tred's son passing, or his heavenly graduation or whatever you want to call it. The peas all came out to offer support for her, so now others who have lost a child would logically post too.
I can't imagine losing a child, so I have no problem offering whatever meager help or prayers or whatever they need to feel better.
What's wrong with watching porn?
Nothing. Unless you're mormon or uptight.
108 needs to go back to the pod with her stupids.
Who likes putting their face into a big pile of bush. Gross. Maybe these women who don't landscaped never have their husbands go down on them.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131764
Well, obviously *her* IQ is not too high.
Who likes putting their face into a big pile of bush. Gross. Maybe these women who don't landscaped never have their husbands go down on them
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Can you be any more pre pubescent in your language? Maybe some of our husbands don't like their wives pubic area to resemble that of a child's.
Well, you have plenty to post about because there are alot of dumb peas.
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Did you intentionally mess up the spelling of a lot or are you a dumb pea yourself?
"Can you be any more pre pubescent in your language? Maybe some of our husbands don't like their wives pubic area to resemble that of a child's. "
I hate to tell you 121 but just because you're bare doesn't mean you look like a child. The only way you look like a child downstairs is to be a child.
Here's what I don't understand 100, why is she telling us about her son that passed away years ago... to a public forum of strangers?
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Because she posted it on his birthday. He would have been 27, had he still been alive. I can only imagine how sad she felt on that day.
I used to have just the neatly trimmed bush, until my 30's when the current "bad boy" boyfriend showed me my first porn.
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You didn't watch your first porn until you were in your 30's? No wonder you make sweeping idiot generalizations. How sheltered were you??
He would have been 27, had he still been alive. I can only imagine how sad she felt on that day.
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Yep. Beyond twunty to bash on her for verbalizing a little bit of her grief.
Maybe some of our husbands don't like their wives pubic area to resemble that of a child's.
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The only thing that resembles a child IS a child.
Take your uptight, overgrown bushy ass right back to the pod.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3131538&pg=3
This is either the dumbest pea alive, or a really bored pea looking for some drama.
Did you read pyccku's long ass post on page 2? Really the situation with her family was so bad her dh had and still has anxiety and seizures? Way to man up dude. Totally generalizing but why would a totally innocent person react this way.
Totally generalizing but why would a totally innocent person react this way.
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I can see reacting that way. I tense up when I see a police car behind me when I am driving. I'm usually not speeding or doing anything wrong, but it still makes me tense. Pyccku's DH had to endure being judged by police, cps, and his friends and family. It would affect me too.
Did you intentionally mess up the spelling of a lot or are you a dumb pea yourself?
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Oh go fuck yourself, or have you already today?
"Yep. Beyond twunty to bash on her for verbalizing a little bit of her grief."
Sorry, but I don't understand it either. I think she said he passed away 10 years ago, not recently. I would share my grief with my family, not a bunch of bitches. I think she's fishing for some attention like the rest of them.
Sorry, but I don't understand it either. I think she said he passed away 10 years ago, not recently. I would share my grief with my family, not a bunch of bitches. I think she's fishing for some attention like the rest of them.
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Really? It is his birthday. Most people enjoy celebrating their children's birthdays with them. Even when they are older, they call or send a card or whatever. Her son has passed on, so she was sad and reflecting on things. I can not comprehend the judgement on this lady. She has gone through the death of a child. It wasn't a drama filled post, just a mention of her son's birthday.
The only thing that resembles a child IS a child.
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You are clueless.
You didn't watch your first porn until you were in your 30's? No wonder you make sweeping idiot generalizations. How sheltered were you??
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Why would a woman in her teens and 20's be watching porn when she can get laid at her leisure, unlike yourself obviously.
Why would a woman in her teens and 20's be watching porn when she can get laid at her leisure, unlike yourself obviously.
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Get laid at her leisure? You mean slut around? Way to go!
Why would a woman in her teens and 20's be watching porn when she can get laid at her leisure, unlike yourself obviously.
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lol. Porn is for people who can't get laid, are too uptight to ask for what they want in bed or those who can't get excited by the partner they are stuck with.
Get laid at her leisure? You mean slut around? Way to go!
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So it's okay to watch sluts, be excited by sluts and fantasized about being a slut but not actually do it? Who is the uptight one really?
So it's okay to watch sluts, be excited by sluts and fantasized about being a slut but not actually do it? Who is the uptight one really?
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Love they way you morans twist things around!
WTF says 'get laid at her leisure?'
Someone who has never been laid at their leisure. Maybe Grinning Cat.
Love they way you morans twist things around!
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How is that twisting? People are saying "porn is great, you are uptight if you don't like it"...Then it was said you don't need porn if you have the real thing anytime you want...The reply being that would make you a slut. So watching other women do these things is "okay" but doing them yourself is "wrong". Seems like a double standard.
Moran. What exactly is a moran?
If you have to ask 143 then you are a moran.
Dumb ass twats
Your old ass twat does not look like a 10 year olds you stupid bitch. Your meat curtains probably hang down to your knees. Shaving that mess will not fool anyone into thinking they are looking at a kid. How fucking stupid are you?
If you are 30 and are finally seeing porn, your sex life of "leisure" must have been just that-boring and a snooze fest. Young people get off on porn as couples. Come out the dark ages there Agnes.
MORAN...if you don't know the back story, just shut the fuck up and smile and nod.
Anonymous said... 137 Why would a woman in her teens and 20's be watching porn when she can get laid at her leisure, unlike yourself obviously.
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lol. Porn is for people who can't get laid, are too uptight to ask for what they want in bed or those who can't get excited by the partner they are stuck with.
November 16, 2011 8:58 AM
This is the dumbest, yet funniest, shit I've ever read, anywhere!
moran =
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-morans.htm
Why would a woman in her teens and 20's be watching porn when she can get laid at her leisure, unlike yourself obviously.
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If you're a female who can't get laid at will, pretty much regardless of age, you're doing it wrong.
do we have the "my husband would NEVER look at porn or m@#*(#$&^#bate" pea contingent posting here today?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131856
She wants to exile her dd because she's got a cold, and will be having a baby on Friday. Yeah that should make her dd happy to be a big sister.
Your old ass twat does not look like a 10 year olds you stupid bitch. Your meat curtains probably hang down to your knees. Shaving that mess will not fool anyone into thinking they are looking at a kid. How fucking stupid are you?
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FTW.
All you pearl clutching, prude-ass bitches need to STFU about a shaved bush making you look like a child.
Just how fucking stupid are you?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb_edit.asp?cmd=post&thread_id=3131872
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First of all, the dumb twunt can't be sure it was the busboy. It could have been one of the waitresses or any customer who walked by the empty table.
Second, dumb-ass bitch goes and leaves her iphone on the table and was too fucking stupid to have a tracker app installed.
Stupidity should hurt. Hard to feel sorry for such a dumbass.
Yeah, so if I shave my legs and pits, I'm sure to look like I;m 5 as well, the peas are fucking idiotic,
If some of the peas have never even THOUGHT about tending to their vagina hairs, can you imagine the disgustingness that is going on down there?
Ick Ick Ick.
I'll say it - there must be some seriously hairy bitches to be so fucking obsessed with pubic hair. I truly just don't get it.
I'm not "hairy" at all. It actually takes me a pretty good amount of time to grow enough hairs to even go back in to get waxed.
But I still would rather not have any hair to deal with, much more pleasant.
"If some of the peas have never even THOUGHT about tending to their vagina hairs, can you imagine the disgustingness that is going on down there?"
FFS, some of us do SHOWER ya know? ;)
Yeah, and it's a good possibility that there's plenty of funk and nasty bits all mingled up with your hairy yetti-beast bushes.
The irony of the peas. Being totally obsessed with "dressing up" and never once even thinking about tending to the lady garden.
Stupid bitches
This is the dumbest, yet funniest, shit I've ever read, anywhere!
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No no, 145 is!
That "THE BUSBOY STOLE MY IPHONE!!!!1!!" bitch is seriously annoying. She's been manically starting threads all day long.
I'm going to have to put her sorry pea ass on ignore.
"Yeah, and it's a good possibility that there's plenty of funk and nasty bits all mingled up with your hairy yetti-beast bushes."
Of course, almost every morning I comb out some tiny critter who managed to crawl up my bed to seek solace in my bush. Waste not want not, though, so I shove them under the grill and eat them on toast for breakfast. Nutritional, tasty and just a hint of me. Yum.
"If you are 30 and are finally seeing porn, your sex life of "leisure" must have been just that-boring and a snooze fest. Young people get off on porn as couples. Come out the dark ages there Agnes."
You know, some women don't have a need to watch porn. They are satisfied with their significant other and get in the mood in other ways.
Oh for fucks sake. Who said you need to watch porn all the time? I commented on the fact that it was her FIRST TIME watching porn and she was in her 30's. The way you fuck sticks blow everything out of proportion is crazy. This place is getting as bad as the bukkit.
This place is getting as bad as the bukkit.
November 16, 2011 12:46 PM
Sad, but true.
It's all part of L'Urine's evil plan to shut down the blog. Every few months or so, she posts a link to the blog to send another influx of pea idiots.
164, the fact that she watched porn for the first time in her life at the age of 30 did not surprise me at all, she's a pea FFS. What surprised me is that she did it before 50.
Nothing major on my phone that he would even want or that would harm me. Just removed most of my pictures even. No CC numbers attached and all christian music that he probably dislikes....
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This is the most annoying part of the whole Evil Busboy Stole My Phone Thread!!! thread. What a bitch. Of course a lowly busboy wouldn't like HER kind of music.
I hope she had porn on it and everybody in her "very small town" finds out about it.
Yeah, and it's a good possibility that there's plenty of funk and nasty bits all mingled up with your hairy yetti-beast bushes.
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I don't know what the hell you do or where the hell you go, but what the hell would ever get up in there? It's not a buffet table or a garbage diposal.
Oh for fucks sake. Who said you need to watch porn all the time? I commented on the fact that it was her FIRST TIME watching porn and she was in her 30's. The way you fuck sticks blow everything out of proportion is crazy. This place is getting as bad as the bukkit.
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Hi Lauren!
Really #169?? I am not lauren, far from it actually.
Your old ass twat does not look like a 10 year olds you stupid bitch. Your meat curtains probably hang down to your knees. Shaving that mess will not fool anyone into thinking they are looking at a kid. How fucking stupid are you?
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Ok. Serious question here. Are your "meat curtains" getting bigger as you get older? Mine are, and it freaks me the hell out. At least I think they are.
My man doesn't mind, but I do.
Anyone else sense theirs are changing?
Yes. The twats, they are a changin'. I keep some bush to hide the wrinkles.
My husband just worked a stolen iphone case last week
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Wow that must be a sleepy town. If you called the cops here to complain about a stolen iphone I'm pretty sure they'd laugh.
This place is getting as bad as the bukkit.
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Really how weird. Who would think a blog about 2Peas whose primary readers are from 2Peas would be just like 2Peas?
Anyone else sense theirs are changing?
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Honestly no. I must not be putting the miles on mine that some are because I just do not have the issues so many women seem to have.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3131893
Their compassion overwhelms me.
I bet if it were a tier one pea complaining about stupid retail hours (that get earlier every year) that mess up family plans, the peatards would be on a RAMPAGE against that company.
I don't know what the hell you do or where the hell you go, but what the hell would ever get up in there? It's not a buffet table or a garbage diposal.
November 16, 2011 1:07 PM
Hey, if it's "buffet table" for your DH/SO, then you're SO doing it wrong.
You certainly do act like Lauren 170.
if it's NOT a buffet table.
Damn. my typo totally ruined the moment.
Wow that must be a sleepy town. If you called the cops here to complain about a stolen iphone I'm pretty sure they'd laugh.
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Not true. I live in a very large city and there have been plenty of these cases on the news. In fact, that's how they are discovering huge crime rings.
thanks 178. now i know i am surrounded by morans.
Yes, the pussy ain't the same as it was 20 years ago. Nothing major, but there is some, shall we say, sagging. Nothing hangs down to my knees but NO ONE would think I look like a 10 year old with my shaved snatch.
I just have to guess that the unshaved masses at the pod don't get much "going down" action. What man wants that shit in his face...have a little hair in your tuna pie honey.
My husband and I are sitting here laughing our asses off. Unless they see it for themselves,no one would believe that grown women could act like they do here.
I have labia not meat curtains.
myshelly is saying she's a lawyer. I thought she said she was a teacher.
myshelly is a lawyer (or so she says), her DH is a teacher...
Your husband needs to come out of the closet.
181, that was an insult on you.
ooohhh, second grade insults! Way to up the iq on this page!
riiiight, because 2nd graders need to come out of the closet.
this place has sunk to an alltime low.
Yep, 190, it has. I'm surprised you can self-reflect enough to figure that out...
The only second grader here is you 189, you can't think of a better insult?
My husband would not be interested in what a bunch of scrapbookers think about each other on a message board.
I seriously think there are only 1 or 2 people that post here, and they just argue with themselves all day long. I would love to see which posters are the same people. I think I could make some pretty good guesses...
Go for it 194 I'll let you know if you've nailed any of my posts.
Nah, too easy for everyone to deny, deny, deny. Who would really admit to arguing with themselves??
Anonymous said... 191 Yep, 190, it has. I'm surprised you can self-reflect enough to figure that out...
November 16, 2011 3:40 PM
Put the crack pipe down. Make sense or leave.just.leave
tell you what 194, if you can guess who i am i will admit it outright here and at the bukkit
I thought this place was for making fun of peas?? I check out this site, and I hate skimming over most of the posts that are just fighting between bitches.
194 and 196 are one person, and 195 and 198 is another person... there's the only two people that come here!
Nope, #200, all 4 of those are one person...ME
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