Women Mothers Kids Non-whites Liberals Jews (even though she herself is Jewish) Atheists (although she also claims atheism) Gay People Poor people Canadians Europeans Africans Asians
Anything else?
Handicapped citizens who show up to the theater late in their wheelchairs and want to take the handicapped seating she is sitting in that she has no business being in. They "should have gotten their earlier enough to save themselves a seat" like she wasn't their earlier enough to grab a non-handicapped one. What a miserable bitch.
I'm sure it's already been discussed but what the hell is wrong with Freebirds new avatar? It's just wrong on every level. Bet she's kind of miffed that no one has started a 'hey freebird love your new piccy' thread.
wow, i've never seen pineapple backpedal so fucking furiously as she just did on that Trayvon thread. fucking sweet! "Whooosh", that's the doppler effect from how fast she's going.
Can Someone PLEASE tell this girl to put up a decent picture covering her breasts? I'm disgusted every time I see a message board post by her. Talk about no class!
Ditto 28. I'm very excited to go see the movie but, uhh, no. If her daughter is in the middle of that group she looks absolutely horrified. I would be too.
wow, i've never seen pineapple backpedal so fucking furiously as she just did on that Trayvon thread. fucking sweet! "Whooosh", that's the doppler effect from how fast she's going.
Hey 27, I followed your link to the boob display chick and glanced at her layouts. Is her so a little person? Or is that the camera making him look like it.
Finally!!! Dumb twat got a controversial thread going that will actually get bites. She's been trying SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO hard all week to draw them into her delusional web.
Finally!!! Dumb twat got a controversial thread going that will actually get bites. She's been trying SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO hard all week to draw them into her delusional web.
Yup, and just as someone else said, she'll piss everyone off then march in shortly after with photos of her precious granddaughter. Can't wait til the kid figures out granny is an uber-cunt.
It's been a while since I've been here or at the bukkit.
And I haven't missed the bukkit at all.
I love the snark here, though....does someone mind telling me where Mrs. T has been? I hope I don't beetlejuice her, but it seems like she's been quiet lately.
Can Someone PLEASE tell this girl to put up a decent picture covering her breasts? I'm disgusted every time I see a message board post by her. Talk about no class!
----------------- 27, I looked at the page you provided and see what you mean. The posture looks really odd too. Like her neck is broken and the head is dangling down.
And while looking at her page, I saw a pic of her boyfriend/dh? Is he a little person? Or is it the bad photograph?
Hello Myrna. Not Lauren, but as usual, you're here.
So, are you going to be a ball-less bitch or are you going to grow a pair and post at the bukkit under your own name? That's a rhetorical question. We all know you're a chicken-shit cunt.
I agree with 68. You need to just go and say what you want under your own name 64. The people who post as trolls are ignored. People there defend anyone against a troll. You just end up looking like an idiot when you post as a troll.
Well I read lots of things by lots of nuts and lots of bitches. Both here and at the bukkit. Your posts fall into that catagory. If all you want is to be read, ok. The peas don't give a fuck what you think and I'm sure Lauren doesn't either. If that's a win to you, let's just say, I'm not surprised.
well i'm 64 and i'm not piggy so fuck you L'urine. Going slow at the pod on your hate thread so you had to drop in here and spread the love? so fucking transparent you are
Women Mothers Kids Non-whites Liberals Jews (even though she herself is Jewish) Atheists (although she also claims atheism) Gay People Poor people Canadians Europeans Africans Asians
@11 Are we meant to know who this is? My spreadsheet must need updating because I have no clue? What's the story?
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Sammi. I know who she is but I don't know her backstory. I guess she has a case of the crazies.
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The last time Sami was acting fucked up was almost 10 years ago. Update your spreadsheets bitches. She rarely posts, tries to be helpful, holds down a job, appears to be happily married and spends most of her online energy from what I can see posting to her long distance relatives on Facebook. Yeah I friended her.
I think it's extremely rude. And if a nail technician is chatting with another person throughout most of my appointment in a language that I can not understand it makes me uncomfortable and feel like I do not matter as a customer. And when I do not feel appreciated as a customer, they do not get a tip from me."
Let's see if Pineapple gets HIRBY today too. She puts the B in HIRB. The klan must be hiding out on their message board and getting minute by minute updates on Lynloon's drunken mother and Jonduh's Russian orphan. Sounds exciting!
So you have lots of kids here on Earth so you can populate the planet Kolob, correct? So, do you get (have to put up with) the same family? Do you expect to have the same people in your lives?
Lowrent's thread makes me want to puke. I can't believe people are agreeing with the "blame the victim" line of thought. George Zimmerman would have been after Trayvon Martin if he'd been wearing a tux, for crying out loud.
I know many who think 3 is plenty. ---------- 3 kids seems to be the most common in my area for Mormons too. Huge families are simply no longer practical or possible for 99% of couples.
WTF is HIRBY? Pineapple's new Dennis Prager meme. Names cons are called by libs. HIRB; Sexist, intolerant, xenophobic, homophobic, Islamophobic, racist, bigoted.
"get a pair of shoes out of your closet that fit well, but have gone probably their last leg. STuff them with newspaper. Spraypaint them silver or paint with silver acrylic paint.
Wear them an hour.
New shoes for reception.
ta da! sister is happy, so are you, and you didn't spend much $$"
That whole bridesmaid dress/shoe thread is ridiculous. Her sister/the bride asked her to wear any purple, non-shiny dress of her choice and then left it up to the bridesmaids to agree on a shoe color. The other 2 bridesmaids decided on silver shoes.
She wants to wear a different color shoe.
She's worried that the shoes she selected will look trashy with the dress she selected. (Then why did you pick them?)
And she said she doesn't expect to wear the dress again (why didn't you pick a dress you could wear again?)
Oh, and she doesn't want open toed shoes because she doesn't want to have get a pedicure. (Because getting a pedicure in the spring is such a chore and such an unreasonable thing to do for your sister's wedding).
I'm sure her sister is so glad she asked her to be in her wedding...
And I agree, spray painting a pair of shoes silver is a stupid idea.
85: I'm LDS and I don't even think of things like that. I have my kids (not a lot of them) and I plan to be with them for eternity. That's basically how I think of it. I'm a "let's cross that bridge when we come to it" when it comes to the all the mumbo jumbo you spoke of. And I don't remember anything about having kids in order to populate some planet in the afterlife!
For all the self promoting he does writing books and giving lectures no one even knows or cares who Dennis Prager is besides numbnuts like pineapple and mushroom head.
Sylvidiot to the rescue! She's just heard the spin from the Zimmerman defense attorney on Fox, and runs to the Pod, enlightening the masses that Trayvon's death was his own fault. What would the Peas do without her?
104Anonymous said... 104 85: I'm LDS and I don't even think of things like that. I have my kids (not a lot of them) and I plan to be with them for eternity. That's basically how I think of it. I'm a "let's cross that bridge when we come to it" when it comes to the all the mumbo jumbo you spoke of. And I don't remember anything about having kids in order to populate some planet in the afterlife!
March 24, 2012 3:15 PM
Really? Then why do you plan so far ahead with a fully stocked pantry?
I didn't speak of a lot of "mumbo jumbo" as you put it, I asked a simple and straight forward question.
So you have lots of kids here on Earth so you can populate the planet Kolob, correct? So, do you get (have to put up with) the same family? Do you expect to have the same people in your lives?
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Part of my exit from the mormon church was when I realized I may NOT want to spend eternity with my parents!!!!
114Anonymous said... 114 So you have lots of kids here on Earth so you can populate the planet Kolob, correct? So, do you get (have to put up with) the same family? Do you expect to have the same people in your lives?
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Part of my exit from the mormon church was when I realized I may NOT want to spend eternity with my parents!!!!
March 24, 2012 6:15 PM
Ok, if I don't do this, someone else will... Hi Pennyding!!! Oh and for the hell of it... Hi Sass!!!
Question, if you were born mormon and you leave but your Mom stays mormon aren't you stuck with going to Kolob since she is and you are her child? (Bad wording, sorry for it).
Question, if you were born mormon and you leave but your Mom stays mormon aren't you stuck with going to Kolob since she is and you are her child? (Bad wording, sorry for it) **************************
OMG, LDS parents, I became Catholic - does this mean I won't spend eternity in Purgatory? I wanted Purgatory.
109: While we have some "preparations", our pantry is pretty much just your week to week grocery stuff. Also, while I believe I am spending eternity with my children, I don't think of it as living "with" them like in some kind of Waco or Duggar compound. I think of being "with" them, like you may be with a family member that you live near and see often. Now if you excuse me, I have to go take my birth control pill, pour some Diet Pepsi and catch up on some guilty pleasures on my DVR...
lynlam Don'tcha wish your girlfriend had spurs like mine?
Posted: 3/24/2012 3:37:35 PM But...why'd they use an old picture of her, with that awesome hair cut, instead of a photo from the day she actually said this? hmmmm... -------------------
because everyone doesn't stay up to date on Hillary's current hair cut.
On page 5 of Lauren's Geraldo thread, I'm still shaking my head that nut pepea wanted to L'Urine to call her to discuss that thread. Both of those two are fucking loons.
How many pixels has lynloon (and the rest of her pack) wasted berating other countries and every.single.thing about them as inferior to the USA! USA! USA!?
Especially the inept surrender monkey socialist godless European Union?
Oh wait. Today the Danish Media ROCKS and American media SUCKS.
Tomorrow? Who knows what she'll pull out of her ass. Whatever is necessary to keep the massive cognative dissonance in her brain at bay.
140Anonymous said... 140 LOA means "Leave of Absence" so it does sound like she's not working. I don't keep track of her so I don't know why she's on an LOA?
March 25, 2012 10:36 AM
and just WHY tf isn't the spreadsheet been updated? Damn!people!
How many pixels has lynloon (and the rest of her pack) wasted berating other countries and every.single.thing about them as inferior to the USA! USA! USA!?
Especially the inept surrender monkey socialist godless European Union?
Oh wait. Today the Danish Media ROCKS and American media SUCKS.
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I thought the same thing! Denmark is one of those horrible godless socialist, low-crime European countries that have universal healthcare and free education.
Or to quote Old Lynloon herself: "They don't understand the sense of FREEDOM and INDEPENDENCE each American has." (Especially the freedom of dying w/out health care due to being uninsured.)
I thought the same thing! Denmark is one of those horrible godless socialist, low-crime European countries that have universal healthcare and free education. ---------------- They 5.6 million people, have a 50% tax rate, and socialized medicine. Would you want to pay 50% of what you make to the government, esp OUR government??
Denmark was the rated the happiest place on earth. They have the lowest crime rate on the planet. Their tax rate is 29-55% depending on your income. (8% goes to health care so no different than your company deducting it from your paycheck). Denmark just changed their retirement age from 60 to 65. That high tax they paid is partially what makes up their pension check.
138-Lynloon wants his dark meat in her rotting vag.
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Sorry but that makes you just as frothy as the right wing loony's.
I swear the more liberal babble I read here the more I want to vote republican and I've voted Democrat in every election since 88. You aren't helping you side at all. You sound exactly like sammel, lynwhatever, Mrs. T and old pea new name.
149Anonymous said... 149 I thought the same thing! Denmark is one of those horrible godless socialist, low-crime European countries that have universal healthcare and free education. ---------------- They 5.6 million people, have a 50% tax rate, and socialized medicine. Would you want to pay 50% of what you make to the government, esp OUR government??
March 25, 2012 1:39 PM
Some Americans already DO pay that much in taxes. Federal/State/Local/School/Occupational/YOUFUCKINGNAMEITANDWEPAYITTAXTOO/Sales Tax/The list goes on..
THEN you have to pay into Social Security. THEN if you CHOOSE Medical it gets taken out (so that IS different - someone claimed "it's no different" - yes it IS)
THEN you have to pay into Medicare (NOT FOR YOUR INDIVIDUAL HEALTHCARE - so you aren't confused by that).
America is the dumps, no president can fix it. I can't imagine why anyone would even want to run for that and have that job anymore.
I swear the more liberal babble I read here the more I want to vote republican and I've voted Democrat in every election since 88. You aren't helping you side at all. You sound exactly like sammel, lynwhatever, Mrs. T and old pea new name.
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Not the author of the post to which you're referring, but yikes, you are incredibly delicate.
What's the deal with alwaysa4hmember? Her posts barely get any comments, why is she a pea outcast? http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160134
I'm not delicate I'm just tired of all the liberal frothing here. It is just as annoying as the bullshit republican pod ramblings. Only difference is I don't EVER open those threads, here I'm kind of stuck reading the drivel.
Do you politic followers really think you are going to sway anyone's point of view by going on and on about shit in an anonymous smack blog?
No offense, but it sounds like your opinion is swayed by anonymous bloggers. If it upsets you that much, I don't know what to say. Political smack is everywhere, and if it's all over the Pod, it will be here.
Am I the only one who hates to scrimp on food? I catch sales when I can and don't go insane but having good food every meal to me is a basic. I don't cut corners when it comes to food. If I can't afford a good meal to me I need to earn more money not cut my family back to canned cream corn and ramen.
Am I the only one who hates to scrimp on food? I catch sales when I can and don't go insane but having good food every meal to me is a basic. I don't cut corners when it comes to food. If I can't afford a good meal to me I need to earn more money not cut my family back to canned cream corn and ramen.
and you know that she posted that from her smart phone, instead of listening to the three hour talk about Joseph Smith, and the evils of coffee and pretty underwear.
What's the deal with alwaysa4hmember? Her posts barely get any comments, why is she a pea outcast? ---------------------------------------
She doesn't really bother to comment on many threads. She posts about the minor league baseball teams she follows, her job at Walmart, which is what she must be on LOA from. I know she had her gallbladder out but that's a relatively simple procedure for most people...even ones who tip the scales at well over 300lbs, a la Always a 4H Member. I don't know if she'd had wt loss surgery but it certainly wouldn't hurt. She's a young girl and all that excess weight is gonna cause her health issues eventually.
Love how Jill tried to blow off her foot comment about Tori Spelling....unclench? Ok....post a pic of yourself Jill..oh wait, we already KNOW about your FIVE head.....so STFU!
Thanks 182, I don't know why I thought she had a phd in psychology I must have her confused with another pea. I kind of feel bad for her, her posts are always so sad, makes me think she doesn't have anyone to talk to irl.
#185, I think she was studying psychology in college. Don't know where she is with that though. I agree, I don't think she has anyone IRL TO talk to other than her parents.
However there is nothing wrong with spending less on groceries and keeping within a budget for it. -------- sorry there is something wrong with calling ramen and hamburger or a can of cream corn a healthy dinner.
188Anonymous said... 188 However there is nothing wrong with spending less on groceries and keeping within a budget for it. -------- sorry there is something wrong with calling ramen and hamburger or a can of cream corn a healthy dinner.
191- Well just because I post here doesn't mean I'm tearing people down based on their looks. Meh, you can call me a hypocrite, but your being here makes you one too, you seem to enjoy reading the crap you profess to be above.
193, it's pretty disgusting. Not only are they wringing their hands for poor poor George Zimmerman, L'Urine and Lynloon are comparing it to Tawana Brawley and Duke, two cases where people concocted a crime that didn't happen.
Except the boy here is dead. Maybe the crazies think he's faking.
Come to think of it, Gary Ridgeway--The Green River Killer--slaughtered a fair amount of black women among his victims. Aslan should get on that case as well.
With the high-powered intellect of the three stooges: Aslan, Lowrent and Lynloon, they'll show us that this mild-mannered white man was railroaded by the Lamestream Media after all.
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She also hates her own children.
I need a lynlam spittle-flecked pig-ignorant crazy-rant. It's been, what, 12 hours since her last one?
For the lulz.
Old Pea New Name is not RainbowScrapper. She is sammel.
Lynloon checked in the FL shooting thread to give a mealy-mouthed defense of Zimmerman and the cops.
Racist teabaggers stick together.
Lurine also hates teh TeLePrOmTeRz!!!!1!!!
Old Pea New Name is not RainbowScrapper. She is sammel.
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Yep. Absolutely true, 100%. She even admitted it herself.
Women
Mothers
Kids
Non-whites
Liberals
Jews (even though she herself is Jewish)
Atheists (although she also claims atheism)
Gay People
Poor people
Canadians
Europeans
Africans
Asians
Anything else?
Handicapped citizens who show up to the theater late in their wheelchairs and want to take the handicapped seating she is sitting in that she has no business being in. They "should have gotten their earlier enough to save themselves a seat" like she wasn't their earlier enough to grab a non-handicapped one. What a miserable bitch.
It's about time for another puppy-rainbow-grand kid thread for her.
Shocker: I haven't read the Hunger Games and I'm not going to see the movie. I also have not read 50 Shades of Grey, and do not plan on reading.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=user&user_id=423931
look who the cat dragged in....
L'Urine hates pets too.
@11 Are we meant to know who this is? My spreadsheet must need updating because I have no clue? What's the story?
I'm sure it's already been discussed but what the hell is wrong with Freebirds new avatar? It's just wrong on every level. Bet she's kind of miffed that no one has started a 'hey freebird love your new piccy' thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159787
Pineapple is being a massive spinning cunt on this thread.
In other words: water is wet.
15, WTH are you talking about and who is Pineapple?
Pineapple is Athena.
Lurine also hates teh TeLePrOmTeRz!!!!1!!!
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Lmao! Travel Agent and all the wingnutz fight God's fight against teh Teleprompters. In the name of Saint Reagan who would never....oh wait.
The teleprompter thing should be part of the Loony Bingo Drinking Game.
Why do you call her Pineapple?
Not Sami again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
they call her pineapple because she used to have an avatar pic that looked like someone had just shoved a pineapple up her butt
Pineapple!!!
wow, i've never seen pineapple backpedal so fucking furiously as she just did on that Trayvon thread. fucking sweet! "Whooosh", that's the doppler effect from how fast she's going.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159816
What in the actual fuck.
@11 Are we meant to know who this is? My spreadsheet must need updating because I have no clue? What's the story?
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Sammi. I know who she is but I don't know her backstory. I guess she has a case of the crazies.
Can Someone PLEASE tell this girl to put up a decent picture covering her breasts? I'm disgusted every time I see a message board post by her. Talk about no class!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/357526/
omg 25 just coming to post the same thing! I read and enjoyed the hunger games as did my kids and we're going to see the movie but holy hannah montana
Ditto 28. I'm very excited to go see the movie but, uhh, no. If her daughter is in the middle of that group she looks absolutely horrified. I would be too.
wow, i've never seen pineapple backpedal so fucking furiously as she just did on that Trayvon thread. fucking sweet! "Whooosh", that's the doppler effect from how fast she's going.
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Fucking dumbass got schooled.
Her posting has dropped off because her deflections and strawmen and bullshit lies aren't working *quite* as well as they used to.
What people actually see and experience doesn't jibe with her dogma. And other than those tactics, she's got nothin'.
Pineapple will return to her echo chamber on Twitter. Dimwit.
Free birds avatar is doubly disturbing because she is a self-proclaimed "professional photographer" and that picture is god awful.
Yet another delusional mom-with-a-camera that doesn't know jack shit about photography.
What I find scary is ADD_Housewife's avatar.
She was in that news segment about coupons and didn't look scary in that. I think her profile pic is just a seriously unflattering photo of her.
Sammi. I know who she is but I don't know her backstory. I guess she has a case of the crazies
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Crazier than Lauren, possibly crazier than Sass. Just waaay crazy.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/357526-rukristin/1773145-best-diner-food/
Hey 27, I followed your link to the boob display chick and glanced at her layouts. Is her so a little person? Or is that the camera making him look like it.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159826
I'd dump him. Who wants to push around a wheelchair?
She was in that news segment about coupons and didn't look scary in that.
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No? She needs a good bra, stat.
Only Paige needs help figuring out how to select towel bars and toilet paper holders...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3142002
Pineapple's a gun nut. Cuz you know, 'they' are out there - everywhere - and are after her and her precious shit.
Yes. She's giddily waved her hangun around 2peas a time or two or twelve.
Well, vigilantism IS the hallmark of a Real American. Right?
hanDgun
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159826
Who cares about his feet, does his cock work?
Finally!!! Dumb twat got a controversial thread going that will actually get bites. She's been trying SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO hard all week to draw them into her delusional web.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159899
Finally!!! Dumb twat got a controversial thread going that will actually get bites. She's been trying SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO hard all week to draw them into her delusional web.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159899
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Yup, and just as someone else said, she'll piss everyone off then march in shortly after with photos of her precious granddaughter. Can't wait til the kid figures out granny is an uber-cunt.
Come on,someone has to post it, hoodies don't kill people, people kill people.
Guns don't kill people, hoodies kill people?
I think that's the gist, anyway. @@
Yup, and just as someone else said, she'll piss everyone off then march in shortly after with photos of her precious granddaughter.
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Yep. And the moran peas will fall for it yet again and rush to slobber all over the nasty old hag.
So which Pea was at the Louisiana shooting range today? Fess up!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159826
Who cares about his feet, does his cock work?
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Unbelievable that someone would ask such a question of utter nutballs on a messageboard.
I fucking hate that boy-fucking, woman-hating scumbag Nazi pope.
50 that has gotta have been flimflam and skybar.
LOL right. Coz whoever the hag was sounded like a 3 pack a day smoker and thats exactly how I imagine lynloon sounds.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159906
is she starving for attention? maybe her man needs to get some viagara.
It's been a while since I've been here or at the bukkit.
And I haven't missed the bukkit at all.
I love the snark here, though....does someone mind telling me where Mrs. T has been? I hope I don't beetlejuice her, but it seems like she's been quiet lately.
Thypus seems to be laying low. Perhaps her crotch nuggets broke the lock off their bedroom door and she's actally paying them some attention.
So which Pea was at the Louisiana shooting range today? Fess up!
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Dunno. But I'll be $10,000 that she's staunchly pro-life.
be = bet dammit
Well, Lauren, everbody knows that yarmulkes caused the Holocaust.
/SMH.....So much hatred in that black shriveled heart of hers.
60., good money bets that deep in her shriveled self-hating heart, is a belief that those Jews did SOMETHING to merit being gassed.
(Maybe they were too librul. Or busy supporting unions. Or being communist, except when they were running the banking industry. )
There is no limit to L'Urine's crazy.
Typhus seems to be laying low. Perhaps her crotch nuggets broke the lock off their bedroom door and she's actally paying them some attention.
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So much win.
Can Someone PLEASE tell this girl to put up a decent picture covering her breasts? I'm disgusted every time I see a message board post by her. Talk about no class!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/357526/
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27, I looked at the page you provided and see what you mean. The posture looks really odd too. Like her neck is broken and the head is dangling down.
And while looking at her page, I saw a pic of her boyfriend/dh? Is he a little person? Or is it the bad photograph?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/357526-rukristin/1773145-best-diner-food/
Well, Lauren, everbody knows that yarmulkes caused the Holocaust.
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For da win!! I wish I had a troll id and could post this or something along those lines. She would go totally ape shit.
I think she is imbibing tonight, she sounds stupider than normal. She must have such self loathing the morning after one of these "episodes".
Oh for Christ's sake. She doesn't sound drunk. In fact, quite a few peas, including some of the liberal ones are agreeing with her. I agree with her.
Why don't you just ball up 64 and post it under your regular pea name.
63 - hard call! lol
Well hello there Lowrent! Good of you to drop in this evening.
Hello Myrna. Not Lauren, but as usual, you're here.
So, are you going to be a ball-less bitch or are you going to grow a pair and post at the bukkit under your own name? That's a rhetorical question. We all know you're a chicken-shit cunt.
I agree with 68. You need to just go and say what you want under your own name 64. The people who post as trolls are ignored. People there defend anyone against a troll. You just end up looking like an idiot when you post as a troll.
Struck a nerve I see.
You think so? Looks to me like no one on that thread is responding to your troll post.
Posting here is just as good as posting over there....peas read the blog and IM each other.
Plenty of lulz going around and less froth.
Oh, and Lurine reads here as well.
Win/win.
Well I read lots of things by lots of nuts and lots of bitches. Both here and at the bukkit. Your posts fall into that catagory. If all you want is to be read, ok. The peas don't give a fuck what you think and I'm sure Lauren doesn't either. If that's a win to you, let's just say, I'm not surprised.
I haz a sad because you don't like me.
troll has much to learn about the fine art of snark
my dog is farting up a storm btw
well i'm 64 and i'm not piggy so fuck you L'urine. Going slow at the pod on your hate thread so you had to drop in here and spread the love? so fucking transparent you are
YEP
Looks like I struck a nerve.
Lowrent also hates
Women
Mothers
Kids
Non-whites
Liberals
Jews (even though she herself is Jewish)
Atheists (although she also claims atheism)
Gay People
Poor people
Canadians
Europeans
Africans
Asians
Anything else?
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Herself.
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Hoodies.
SOUTHERN STRATEGY BITCHES!
@11 Are we meant to know who this is? My spreadsheet must need updating because I have no clue? What's the story?
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Sammi. I know who she is but I don't know her backstory. I guess she has a case of the crazies.
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The last time Sami was acting fucked up was almost 10 years ago. Update your spreadsheets bitches. She rarely posts, tries to be helpful, holds down a job, appears to be happily married and spends most of her online energy from what I can see posting to her long distance relatives on Facebook. Yeah I friended her.
Mss Angie: "
I think it's extremely rude. And if a nail technician is chatting with another person throughout most of my appointment in a language that I can not understand it makes me uncomfortable and feel like I do not matter as a customer. And when I do not feel appreciated as a customer, they do not get a tip from me."
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Chicken or egg?
Let's see if Pineapple gets HIRBY today too. She puts the B in HIRB. The klan must be hiding out on their message board and getting minute by minute updates on Lynloon's drunken mother and Jonduh's Russian orphan. Sounds exciting!
LOL 79, I will add "Fat"
Mormon question:
So you have lots of kids here on Earth so you can populate the planet Kolob, correct? So, do you get (have to put up with) the same family? Do you expect to have the same people in your lives?
I wore my hoodie with the hood up to walk my dog this morning because my hair looked like shit.
Glad I didn't get shot!
LOL 86!
Lowrent's thread makes me want to puke. I can't believe people are agreeing with the "blame the victim" line of thought. George Zimmerman would have been after Trayvon Martin if he'd been wearing a tux, for crying out loud.
WTF is HIRBY?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWw353r2b0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWw353r2b0&feature=related
Laurine doesn't *even* want to know what I'd like to do to blubbery, Chico-wearing bitches.
Nigra Men are Violent and Menacing. And they want to Rape good Christian White Ladies.
Everyone knows this.
White person trying on article of clothing: “Does this make me look fat?”
Black person trying on article of clothing: “Will this get me killed?”
Not all Mormons are Duggar-lite with tons of kids, I know many who think 3 is plenty.
I know many who think 3 is plenty.
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3 kids seems to be the most common in my area for Mormons too. Huge families are simply no longer practical or possible for 99% of couples.
That's fine 95 but do *they* expect to have to put up with or share their lives with said kids when they get to planet Kolob? That was the question.
I have a feeling this will go unanswered.
WTF is HIRBY? Pineapple's new Dennis Prager meme. Names cons are called by libs. HIRB; Sexist, intolerant, xenophobic, homophobic, Islamophobic, racist, bigoted.
If it walks like a duck bitch!
still don't get it
Is Lauren or Lurine married? Or is she a lesbian?
"get a pair of shoes out of your closet that fit well, but have gone probably their last leg. STuff them with newspaper. Spraypaint them silver or paint with silver acrylic paint.
Wear them an hour.
New shoes for reception.
ta da!
sister is happy, so are you, and you didn't spend much $$"
Worst idea ever.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159983
That whole bridesmaid dress/shoe thread is ridiculous. Her sister/the bride asked her to wear any purple, non-shiny dress of her choice and then left it up to the bridesmaids to agree on a shoe color. The other 2 bridesmaids decided on silver shoes.
She wants to wear a different color shoe.
She's worried that the shoes she selected will look trashy with the dress she selected. (Then why did you pick them?)
And she said she doesn't expect to wear the dress again (why didn't you pick a dress you could wear again?)
Oh, and she doesn't want open toed shoes because she doesn't want to have get a pedicure. (Because getting a pedicure in the spring is such a chore and such an unreasonable thing to do for your sister's wedding).
I'm sure her sister is so glad she asked her to be in her wedding...
And I agree, spray painting a pair of shoes silver is a stupid idea.
Some other pea recently spray painted her crappy faucets fixtures silver. @@
85: I'm LDS and I don't even think of things like that. I have my kids (not a lot of them) and I plan to be with them for eternity. That's basically how I think of it. I'm a "let's cross that bridge when we come to it" when it comes to the all the mumbo jumbo you spoke of. And I don't remember anything about having kids in order to populate some planet in the afterlife!
You might want to look a little deeper into your religion then 104 cuz your on the hook for spirit children.
For all the self promoting he does writing books and giving lectures no one even knows or cares who Dennis Prager is besides numbnuts like pineapple and mushroom head.
Sylvidiot to the rescue! She's just heard the spin from the Zimmerman defense attorney on Fox, and runs to the Pod, enlightening the masses that Trayvon's death was his own fault. What would the Peas do without her?
Mushroom head?
104Anonymous said... 104 85: I'm LDS and I don't even think of things like that. I have my kids (not a lot of them) and I plan to be with them for eternity. That's basically how I think of it. I'm a "let's cross that bridge when we come to it" when it comes to the all the mumbo jumbo you spoke of. And I don't remember anything about having kids in order to populate some planet in the afterlife!
March 24, 2012 3:15 PM
Really? Then why do you plan so far ahead with a fully stocked pantry?
I didn't speak of a lot of "mumbo jumbo" as you put it, I asked a simple and straight forward question.
http://www.nevblog.com/spray-painting-shoes/
Yes, I'm sure the klan board is excited to hear the kid fought back for his life and Sylviot ran over to the pod to share the exciting news.
110Anonymous said... 110 http://www.nevblog.com/spray-painting-shoes/
March 24, 2012 4:30 PM
OMG Fucking Fugly!!!!
http://www.do-it-yourself-weddings.com/silver-wedding-shoes.html
LMAO
So you have lots of kids here on Earth so you can populate the planet Kolob, correct? So, do you get (have to put up with) the same family? Do you expect to have the same people in your lives?
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Part of my exit from the mormon church was when I realized I may NOT want to spend eternity with my parents!!!!
Does Sarah H know about google? she's become the kiki wannabe of do I take a shit today.
114Anonymous said... 114 So you have lots of kids here on Earth so you can populate the planet Kolob, correct? So, do you get (have to put up with) the same family? Do you expect to have the same people in your lives?
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Part of my exit from the mormon church was when I realized I may NOT want to spend eternity with my parents!!!!
March 24, 2012 6:15 PM
Ok, if I don't do this, someone else will...
Hi Pennyding!!!
Oh and for the hell of it...
Hi Sass!!!
Question, if you were born mormon and you leave but your Mom stays mormon aren't you stuck with going to Kolob since she is and you are her child? (Bad wording, sorry for it).
All the information in the world is on the internet and the internet is at your fingertips.
Try typing your Mormon/Kolob questions into www.google.com
Painted shoes
People have been doing this forever. get over yourselves.
Shove it up your ass Elsie.
Ok, you're not Elsie?
Well, why does anyone need to "get over" themselves? Really? Don't get it..
Question, if you were born mormon and you leave but your Mom stays mormon aren't you stuck with going to Kolob since she is and you are her child? (Bad wording, sorry for it)
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OMG, LDS parents, I became Catholic - does this mean I won't spend eternity in Purgatory? I wanted Purgatory.
Ok, if I don't do this, someone else will...
Hi Pennyding!!!
Oh and for the hell of it...
Hi Sass!!!
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LOL, no.....guess again.
awww... 119 get her poor widdle fweeling hurt?
Ask Mitt 116.
109: While we have some "preparations", our pantry is pretty much just your week to week grocery stuff. Also, while I believe I am spending eternity with my children, I don't think of it as living "with" them like in some kind of Waco or Duggar compound. I think of being "with" them, like you may be with a family member that you live near and see often. Now if you excuse me, I have to go take my birth control pill, pour some Diet Pepsi and catch up on some guilty pleasures on my DVR...
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160067
Someone on the blog totally called this YESTERDAY when it happened.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159984
Did Carla just recently turn into a Republithug bitch, or has she always been one? I don't remember her being so Lauren-like until just recently.
Just one more reason why I can't stand her.
Old BF has always been like that.
Awww...poor BurningVag. She married a pumpkin headed retard so she would never have to worry about being cheated on.
lynlam
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend had spurs like mine?
Posted: 3/24/2012 3:37:35 PM
But...why'd they use an old picture of her, with that awesome hair cut, instead of a photo from the day she actually said this? hmmmm...
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because everyone doesn't stay up to date on Hillary's current hair cut.
I wonder if hendersns white hood hinders her typing?
Hillary's changing hairstyles prove that she's nothing but a slut.
Hillary staying married to Bill proves that she's nothing but a prostitute.
Clear enough?
On page 5 of Lauren's Geraldo thread, I'm still shaking my head that nut pepea wanted to L'Urine to call her to discuss that thread.
Both of those two are fucking loons.
122, you're an idiot, no my feelings are not hurt. Elsie is an idiot and if that's her that posted her own blog here, it's lame.period.
123Anonymous said... 123 Ask Mitt 116.
March 24, 2012 7:49 PM
I would if I though the read this blog but there is an active mormon on here answering so I'll just go with their answers but thanks.
though the = thought he
:)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ShhuWSMVDrg/T26CEbJAnwI/AAAAAAAASgc/oJejatMHeYg/s1600/saints.jpg
from today's postsecret
lynloon must think about Obama every day, every hour of the day. He's all she talks about, he's all she raves about.
137-Lynloon wants his dark meat in her rotting vag.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160134
what is LOA? Lay Off?
I feel bad for her if she's not working :(
LOA means "Leave of Absence" so it does sound like she's not working. I don't keep track of her so I don't know why she's on an LOA?
ScrapBrooke looks like a man.
lynloon must think about Obama every day, every hour of the day. He's all she talks about, he's all she raves about.
March 25, 2012 9:16 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Seriously, the woman is unstable.
How many pixels has lynloon (and the rest of her pack) wasted berating other countries and every.single.thing about them as inferior to the USA! USA! USA!?
Especially the inept surrender monkey socialist godless European Union?
Oh wait. Today the Danish Media ROCKS and American media SUCKS.
Tomorrow? Who knows what she'll pull out of her ass. Whatever is necessary to keep the massive cognative dissonance in her brain at bay.
so the radical european socialists don't run the media and control the airwaves over there?
so confused.
140Anonymous said... 140 LOA means "Leave of Absence" so it does sound like she's not working. I don't keep track of her so I don't know why she's on an LOA?
March 25, 2012 10:36 AM
and just WHY tf isn't the spreadsheet been updated? Damn!people!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3158612
Ok, kalideoscope is bitching about big sigs, turns out she is Froog. What was the incarnation between Froog and this one?
How many pixels has lynloon (and the rest of her pack) wasted berating other countries and every.single.thing about them as inferior to the USA! USA! USA!?
Especially the inept surrender monkey socialist godless European Union?
Oh wait. Today the Danish Media ROCKS and American media SUCKS.
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I thought the same thing! Denmark is one of those horrible godless socialist, low-crime European countries that have universal healthcare and free education.
Or to quote Old Lynloon herself: "They don't understand the sense of FREEDOM and INDEPENDENCE each American has." (Especially the freedom of dying w/out health care due to being uninsured.)
I can't remember why froog used to piss me off, but I really didn't like her. I hate hearing that she's been back as somebody else all this time.
I thought the same thing! Denmark is one of those horrible godless socialist, low-crime European countries that have universal healthcare and free education.
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They 5.6 million people, have a 50% tax rate, and socialized medicine. Would you want to pay 50% of what you make to the government, esp OUR government??
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3160169
She only got a month of maternity leave?
Denmark was the rated the happiest place on earth. They have the lowest crime rate on the planet. Their tax rate is 29-55% depending on your income. (8% goes to health care so no different than your company deducting it from your paycheck). Denmark just changed their retirement age from 60 to 65. That high tax they paid is partially what makes up their pension check.
149-Oprah did a show about Denmark. They are a very a happy people and happy with what they get for their taxes.
150-if you can only afford a month off of work, maybe you should have reconsidered popping out another kid. Moran.
Froog has gross feet. And an attitude that she probably keeps in the extra toe fungus.
138-Lynloon wants his dark meat in her rotting vag.
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Sorry but that makes you just as frothy as the right wing loony's.
I swear the more liberal babble I read here the more I want to vote republican and I've voted Democrat in every election since 88. You aren't helping you side at all. You sound exactly like sammel, lynwhatever, Mrs. T and old pea new name.
Do these assholes ever get tired of talking politics?
Jesus Fucking Christ.
149Anonymous said... 149 I thought the same thing! Denmark is one of those horrible godless socialist, low-crime European countries that have universal healthcare and free education.
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They 5.6 million people, have a 50% tax rate, and socialized medicine. Would you want to pay 50% of what you make to the government, esp OUR government??
March 25, 2012 1:39 PM
Some Americans already DO pay that much in taxes. Federal/State/Local/School/Occupational/YOUFUCKINGNAMEITANDWEPAYITTAXTOO/Sales Tax/The list goes on..
THEN you have to pay into Social Security. THEN if you CHOOSE Medical it gets taken out (so that IS different - someone claimed "it's no different" - yes it IS)
THEN you have to pay into Medicare (NOT FOR YOUR INDIVIDUAL HEALTHCARE - so you aren't confused by that).
America is the dumps, no president can fix it. I can't imagine why anyone would even want to run for that and have that job anymore.
I know we smack on this often. CA Doodlebug watches more TV than all of my family - combined.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160128
She's even updating with an hour/minute countdown.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/churches-amplify-call-justice-trayvon-15998938
Congregation comes to church wearing hoodies.
George Zimmerman should be arrested and charged with murder.
Tori Spelling thread:
Dear Jill - Her face may look like a foot to you, but your face looks like an oozing asshole.
I swear the more liberal babble I read here the more I want to vote republican and I've voted Democrat in every election since 88. You aren't helping you side at all. You sound exactly like sammel, lynwhatever, Mrs. T and old pea new name.
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Not the author of the post to which you're referring, but yikes, you are incredibly delicate.
What's the deal with alwaysa4hmember? Her posts barely get any comments, why is she a pea outcast? http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160134
I'm not delicate I'm just tired of all the liberal frothing here. It is just as annoying as the bullshit republican pod ramblings. Only difference is I don't EVER open those threads, here I'm kind of stuck reading the drivel.
Do you politic followers really think you are going to sway anyone's point of view by going on and on about shit in an anonymous smack blog?
No offense, but it sounds like your opinion is swayed by anonymous bloggers. If it upsets you that much, I don't know what to say. Political smack is everywhere, and if it's all over the Pod, it will be here.
138-Lynloon wants his dark meat in her rotting vag.
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Sorry but that makes you just as frothy as the right wing loony's.
*****
What makes you so sure this wasn't written by a right wing looney?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=904683
Am I the only one who hates to scrimp on food? I catch sales when I can and don't go insane but having good food every meal to me is a basic. I don't cut corners when it comes to food. If I can't afford a good meal to me I need to earn more money not cut my family back to canned cream corn and ramen.
161 - her kids too.
mowse has 5 kids and doesn't work. Her husband is a teacher and had a second job as a pizza delivery guy. She put herself in that situation.
However there is nothing wrong with spending less on groceries and keeping within a budget for it.
well we know SueSume reads the blog
167Anonymous said... 167 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=904683
Am I the only one who hates to scrimp on food? I catch sales when I can and don't go insane but having good food every meal to me is a basic. I don't cut corners when it comes to food. If I can't afford a good meal to me I need to earn more money not cut my family back to canned cream corn and ramen.
March 25, 2012 6:46 PM
Can't believe this was bumped after 8 years.
168Anonymous said... 168 161 - her kids too.
March 25, 2012 6:54 PM
YOU are an asshole. Oozing I believe? Really?!?
Jill is a so fucking middle school with her dumb ass comment on the Tori S. thread. Bitch must not look in the mirror.
173-i feel like saying that Tori's foot face has nothing on Jill's alien-five-finger-fucking-forehead. She looks like an inbred hillbilly.
Bitch.
and you know that she posted that from her smart phone, instead of listening to the three hour talk about Joseph Smith, and the evils of coffee and pretty underwear.
Jill needs to go fuck her mexican dh and stfu.
176 - Her Dh isn't Mexican.
173: Middle school comments? Nothing like on here, I see. At least she has the guts to post immature comments with her userid. Try it.
178 is hot for Jill's beaner husband and her five finger alien forehead.
So much for the US being post-racial.
180 - especially when they're being racist about someone who isn't even that race. Ignorance behind anon comments! Gotta love the internet!
What's the deal with alwaysa4hmember? Her posts barely get any comments, why is she a pea outcast?
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She doesn't really bother to comment on many threads. She posts about the minor league baseball teams she follows, her job at Walmart, which is what she must be on LOA from. I know she had her gallbladder out but that's a relatively simple procedure for most people...even ones who tip the scales at well over 300lbs, a la Always a 4H Member. I don't know if she'd had wt loss surgery but it certainly wouldn't hurt. She's a young girl and all that excess weight is gonna cause her health issues eventually.
Love how Jill tried to blow off her foot comment about Tori Spelling....unclench? Ok....post a pic of yourself Jill..oh wait, we already KNOW about your FIVE head.....so STFU!
Ohhhh 178 is a Jill supporter, or Jill herself. Go back to the bukkit bitch.
Thanks 182, I don't know why I thought she had a phd in psychology I must have her confused with another pea. I kind of feel bad for her, her posts are always so sad, makes me think she doesn't have anyone to talk to irl.
Jill when you criticize someone based on their looks you open yourself to the same treatment.
#185, I think she was studying psychology in college. Don't know where she is with that though. I agree, I don't think she has anyone IRL TO talk to other than her parents.
However there is nothing wrong with spending less on groceries and keeping within a budget for it.
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sorry there is something wrong with calling ramen and hamburger or a can of cream corn a healthy dinner.
188Anonymous said... 188 However there is nothing wrong with spending less on groceries and keeping within a budget for it.
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sorry there is something wrong with calling ramen and hamburger or a can of cream corn a healthy dinner.
March 26, 2012 6:51 AM
eeeeew!!
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-03-26/news/chi-cops-charges-filed-after-girl-4-shot-in-ankle-while-jumping-on-bed-20120325_1_upton-gun-charges
Jarquise? Jarquise? Whatwhatwhat?
186: says someone on a blog who does it all the time. Hypocrites.
191- Well just because I post here doesn't mean I'm tearing people down based on their looks. Meh, you can call me a hypocrite, but your being here makes you one too, you seem to enjoy reading the crap you profess to be above.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160302
I'm going to have to take a break from the bucket. I can't handle any more thinly veiled racism. He looked "sinister"? Is that code for n*****?
Can anybody please recommend another message board that isn't populated by frothers?
I would just like separate boards :
Conservatives
Not-Batshit-Crazy
194 No Teachers, reading twopeas makes me realize teachers are just as fucked up as the rest of us.
193, it's pretty disgusting. Not only are they wringing their hands for poor poor George Zimmerman, L'Urine and Lynloon are comparing it to Tawana Brawley and Duke, two cases where people concocted a crime that didn't happen.
Except the boy here is dead. Maybe the crazies think he's faking.
Now I understand how Lauren can defend drunk drivers. She loves the bad guys.
I thought I was a grumpy person but after reading the bukkit, I can safely say, I'm not as miserable as most.
Come to think of it, Gary Ridgeway--The Green River Killer--slaughtered a fair amount of black women among his victims. Aslan should get on that case as well.
With the high-powered intellect of the three stooges: Aslan, Lowrent and Lynloon, they'll show us that this mild-mannered white man was railroaded by the Lamestream Media after all.
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