Sunday, March 11, 2012

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Anonymous said...

Toof?

Anonymous said...

Freef?

Anonymous said...

Foorf?

Anonymous said...

9Anonymous said... 9 @7, not my post but I think she meant she likes Meridion (the "no-one likes you" was directed at her first)
Makes you look like a fool for copying and pasting 2 unrelated posts together and drawing the wrong conclusion.

March 11, 2012 8:09 PM

You misread something. Both were copied because they were written by the same person. PreTENDing to agree with HERSELF. Comprehension classes are in order.

Anonymous said...

Just like 11 and 12, same person pretending to fight. It's so stupid here.

Anonymous said...

You should be making a fortune with those psychic abilities of yours, won the lottery yet?

I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!

The Church Lady said...

Isn't that special!

Anonymous said...

no, not really.

Anonymous said...

Squieelin and Annadumbella read this blog? LMAO!

Anonymous said...

I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

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I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.

Anonymous said...

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I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

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I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

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I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.
I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

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I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

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I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.
I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

*********

I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.
I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

*********

I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.
I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

*********

I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.
I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

*********

I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.
I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

*********

I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.
I'm not involved this time, but in the past I have agreed with someone here and some twatwaffle kept insisting we were the same person...wrong!
March 11, 2012 11:33 PM

*********

I know. I've had the same thing happen and I think it's hysterical.

So here I am ..... agreeing with you for agreeing with somebody else. Does that make us all the same person? lol.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, I'll have to stop spamming myself and get a life.

Anonymous said...

9-12=morans

seriously

ITA

Totally agree

That being said, I agree

There, if you're going to do it, do it right!

Anonymous said...

9-12 should just jump off a baloney.

Tell them Satan sent you.

Anonymous said...

ou misread something. Both were copied because they were written by the same person. PreTENDing to agree with HERSELF. Comprehension classes are in order.

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I wrote one of them but not the other.

Moran classes are in orde... oh wait! You got an A already!

Anonymous said...

9-12 should just jump off a baloney.

Tell them Satan sent you.
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I think you meant Satin sent you.

Satan said...

Yes, I absolutely do believe in the existence of a real, live Satan and of demons. The most logical reason is because Jesus did.


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3157313&pg=3

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THATS NOT LOGIC.

But hey thanks for the props, y'all. Loving the attention!

Santa, I mean Satan said...

Yes, I believe Satan exists. Scripture says Satan comes to steal, kill, and destroy.

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And also to shoot her mouth off on a message board, alientate everyone, and make people think christians are assholes.

Anonymous said...

and make people think christians are assholes.
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so satan tells the truth and that is evil? got it.

Anonymous said...

My balony has a first name it's S A T A N...

I was wondering why the devil wanted her to jump off lunch meat.

ps Spelling Nazi, yes I realize it's spelled baloney and she meant balcony.

Anonymous said...

Get thee behind me Satin!!!!!!one!!!!

Anonymous said...

WTF happened to Lauren? Where is she? I thought she would be posting from recovery.

Anonymous said...

16Anonymous said... 16 ou misread something. Both were copied because they were written by the same person. PreTENDing to agree with HERSELF. Comprehension classes are in order.

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I wrote one of them but not the other.

Moran classes are in orde... oh wait! You got an A already!

March 12, 2012 6:54 AM

Nice try Spanky

Anonymous said...

My balony has a first name it's S A T A N...



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LOL.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157488

Yubon needs a chill pill.

Satan said...

Yubon can get 10% off that chill pill if she will just sign up for my fucking credit card already.

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked the peas are not talking about the soldier who flipped his shit last night and shot up a bunch of Afghans. (Afghanies?)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157673

So she thinks her BIL should have a big wedding at home so her family can be ushers and flower girls and her oldest dds feelings aren't hurt. Uh huh cuz it's alllll about her and her family.

Anonymous said...

@ 28

Too many of the usual frothers would be happy about it and just don't want to post their happiness for fear of revealing that they truly are bigots!

Anonymous said...

29 Anonymous said... 29
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157673

So she thinks her BIL should have a big wedding at home so her family can be ushers and flower girls and her oldest dds feelings aren't hurt. Uh huh cuz it's alllll about her and her family.

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It is truly amazing to me, how a bunch of women (the majority of the Peas) that often rant and rave about the entitlement attitude of the poor, the unemployed, the baby boomer retirees, etc., in fact, live their entire LIVES thinking the world revolves around them and their precious children.

They are the very embodiment of the word and glorious examples of those that feel "entitled" to every little thing and act shocked when someone actually dare say no to them.

Anonymous said...

WorkingClassDog comes across as a white trash whiner in her posts on that thread. "Heck my sister went to Jamicia or somewhere like that and no problem." It's Jamaica, retard. And if her brats are anything like her, I wouldn't want them in my wedding anyway.

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked the peas aren't talking about the family who was kicked off a jetblue plane because their 2 year old wouldn't settle down. An online poll said they sided with the airline. Love to hear the peas talk about how special their undisciplined children are.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157562

This can't be for real, who decides that a good response to someone dissing their favorite TV show is suicide?

If it is real I hope she gets some help but between the op and later posts I'm calling troll.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3157313&pg=4

She's baaaacccck and posting on the satan thread.

She probably thought it was a thread to see if she was a real person or a troll.

"I'm Jewish and was taught the word used in the old testatment is "ha-satan". The prefic "Ha" means "the" so the word is "the satan" which is defined as a title, not a name. It means the opposer or the accuser and can refer to any person or angel acting in that capacity and not to a specific being." Lauren

Anonymous said...

Lauren is Jewish this week?

Anonymous said...

If it's convenient to her argument then yes she is.

Anonymous said...

What's with the hate toward PunchPrincess? Sammel jumps down her throat for asking the same "is this rude" question the Peas ask all day. Who pee'd in her Cheerios?

Anonymous said...

Sammel's just an angry cunt.

Anonymous said...

This can't be for real, who decides that a good response to someone dissing their favorite TV show is suicide?

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The TV/Suicide connection is believable if the Pea in question is CADoodlebug.

Anonymous said...

LOL at 40

Anonymous said...

21Anonymous said... 21 My balony has a first name it's S A T A N...

I was wondering why the devil wanted her to jump off lunch meat.

ps Spelling Nazi, yes I realize it's spelled baloney and she meant balcony.

March 12, 2012 7:29 AM

Actually it is bologna (like the song...haha)

Love her fucked up spelling of this though. Kind of goes perfectly with annabellas big BAND theory LOL if you can phantom it.

Anonymous said...

40Anonymous said... 40 This can't be for real, who decides that a good response to someone dissing their favorite TV show is suicide?

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The TV/Suicide connection is believable if the Pea in question is CADoodlebug.

March 12, 2012 12:43 PM

or flubs, but flubs is too worried about cc's these days.

Anonymous said...

"This can't be for real, who decides that a good response to someone dissing their favorite TV show is suicide?"

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There's more to her problems than a tv show debate. Read.

Anonymous said...

"This can't be for real, who decides that a good response to someone dissing their favorite TV show is suicide?"

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There's more to her problems than a tv show debate. Read.

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Right let's see there is also:

She's a atheist who doesn't like doctors and her dh might hear her on the phone.

"I'm an atheist, I don't like doctors and I'm not calling anyone. I don't like talking on the phone. Besides, my husband would hear me. I don't like talking to him about it because he just freaks out."

"No, really. I want to figure it out on my own. I can't talk to someone, I don't trust them. My mom made me go when I was a kid. I didn't want to and she made me when my parents were getting divorced. I wouldn't talk.

Finally, after like 1/2 an hour, the therapist got me to open up to her for a few minutes. Then she spent the rest of the session telling me why I was bad and horrible and shouldn't make my mother's life so hard.

I can't. I won't. I don't trust them."

She was actually exercising to much. Yep we know what a problem that is in pealand.

"I was very fit about a year ago but I stopped because I felt like it was controlling me. I felt like I couldn't go a day without exercising or I wanted to die. I felt like I needed more control over my life, so I stopped.

I was on birth control pills then too, and that may have been messing with me as well. I stopped taking them because they screwed me up pretty bad. I really, really severely wanted to die (for real) when I was taking them."

Someones a liar and I don't think it's her friend.

"Yeah. I have one friend who could almost be that, but she can't stop lying. It's exhausting. I love her to death and we get along great, but she lies non-stop, about everything, all the time.

When she does tell the truth, she prefaces it with, "I know I can tell you this, because YOUR family is SUPER messed up."

Ummm... thanks?"

and of course she lacks the proper health insurance to get help.

"I thought a lot about what you all said, and thought maybe I could make an appointment to see somebody. I checked my insurance and it's not as good as I thought. My work changed providers a few months ago and I actually have to pay a lot to go. I don't think I'm worth wasting that kind of money. I hate feeling this way, but it just seems like too much to spend on me. I know it seems like I'm making excuses. I'm sorry"

I'm going to troll.

Anonymous said...

Definitely troll. Maybe a pea bitch who's bored and wants to start a fuss--the birth control reference? It's gotta be a frother.

Anonymous said...

LEAVE THE TROLLOLOL ALONE!!!!111!!1oneONEone1!111!

Anonymous said...

I frown on all non-lunchmeat related suicides.

Anonymous said...

lol so if you off yourself using some olive loaf it's all good then 48?

Anonymous said...

The Republicunts really don't have a sense of humor at all do they? The viagra legislation is hysterical and they just don't get it at all.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157676

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157721

I'm sick of these anon assholes posting questions they already know the answer to. Looking for attention, like the lunch meat jumper.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157722

and here's the airline vs. toddler thread started by a bottom tier pea looking to move up a notch.

Anonymous said...

"started by a bottom tier pea looking to move up a notch."

Anyone care to explain the tier system and what makes a top tier, middle tier, bottom tier pea?

Anonymous said...

Anyone care to explain the tier system and what makes a top tier, middle tier, bottom tier pea?
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I'd love to hear who is considered what and why.

Anonymous said...

tier 1 are most annoying/noticed because they're annoying

tier 2 WISH they were noticed

tier 3 Not noticed

Anonymous said...

A tier 2 or 3 pea can be the first to respond to an op's post, no one notices or agrees. A tier 1 later in the post says the exact same thing and everyone give's them a "this" or "I agree with --------".

Lower level peas are always trying to suck up to their betters.

1 = batya, nightowl, peabay, leftturnonly, rachag03, squillen, kikinicole, scrapwench, marymary

2 = peas like kelpea, Mrs. T, 2peafaithful, Lauren

3 = everyone else

Anonymous said...

I'm a tier 5!

Anonymous said...

"Lauren is Jewish this week?"

She has it in her rotation. Pulls it out when she thinks it will work for her.

Anonymous said...

Wow scrappinboysmom's youngest threw a fit from Orlando Fl to Atlanta and the from Atlanta to IL that must have sucked for everyone else on those planes.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157722

Anonymous said...

Dear peas,

Please get a clue. Myshelley is a bitch. She is ramping up her posts and is going to imploded any day now.

Anonymous said...

I'm tired of JanelK acting like the buckit is her personal Catholic message board.

Anonymous said...

I absolutely can not stand scrappinboysmom... I remember her fom her Zaima days and all of her entitled drama when she moved back home and she didn't seem to think her parents were doing enough for her and her kids.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3157580#29773145

She posted on this thread that she would go to work with strep - in spite of her workplace policy AND the fact that she is a daycare worker. What a selfish bitch.

Anonymous said...

62 I agree!!! She bugs the living hell out me. She drove me nuts through her epic divorce. It seems lately she's back and even more annoying.

Anonymous said...

Then again, I'm against us educating foreign students in general with college being out of reach for so many American students.
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Foreign students pay international rates (usually $$$) and don't qualify for financial aid, so what does one have to do with the other? Foreign students shouldn't be allowed at US colleges period?

From Lowrent's Evil Foreigners at Our Colleges thread, where there is a great deal of stupid and an equal amount of people with sense wasting their time trying to reason with the stupid.

Anonymous said...

LMAO #56. I have happily been a tier 3 pea for 8 years. I'd rather go unnoticed, and I think it makes me a little less crazy since all of the tier 1's are.

Don't forget that tier one peas will also deny that there isn't such thing as any tier pea.

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked the peas are not talking about the soldier who flipped his shit last night and shot up a bunch of Afghans. (Afghanies?)

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Because their fetishism of American military won't allow it.

Anonymous said...

It is truly amazing to me, how a bunch of women (the majority of the Peas) that often rant and rave about the entitlement attitude of the poor, the unemployed, the baby boomer retirees, etc., in fact, live their entire LIVES thinking the world revolves around them and their precious children.

They are the very embodiment of the word and glorious examples of those that feel "entitled" to every little thing and act shocked when someone actually dare say no to them.


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There's a whole lotta projection that goes on over at the bukkit.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad to be a Tier 3 Pea!!!

Anonymous said...

Sammel's just an angry cunt.

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YES SHE IS.

Anonymous said...

Foreign students pay international rates (usually $$$) and don't qualify for financial aid, so what does one have to do with the other? Foreign students shouldn't be allowed at US colleges period?

From Lowrent's Evil Foreigners at Our Colleges thread, where there is a great deal of stupid and an equal amount of people with sense wasting their time trying to reason with the stupid.


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The same stupid yet rabid peas that don't have a freaking clue how health insurance works. They think taxpayer money is involved, among other misconceptions. @@

Anonymous said...

33 - just karen started a thread for you
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157722

Anonymous said...

A tier 2 or 3 pea can be the first to respond to an op's post, no one notices or agrees. A tier 1 later in the post says the exact same thing and everyone give's them a "this" or "I agree with --------".

Lower level peas are always trying to suck up to their betters.

1 = batya, nightowl, peabay, leftturnonly, rachag03, squillen, kikinicole, scrapwench, marymary

2 = peas like kelpea, Mrs. T, 2peafaithful, Lauren

3 = everyone else
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batya, nightowl, rachag03
bitch, crazy, and nobody are not tier 1 peas

Anonymous said...

A tier 2 or 3 pea can be the first to respond to an op's post, no one notices or agrees. A tier 1 later in the post says the exact same thing and everyone give's them a "this" or "I agree with --------".

Lower level peas are always trying to suck up to their betters.

1 = batya, nightowl, peabay, leftturnonly, rachag03, squillen, kikinicole, scrapwench, marymary

2 = peas like kelpea, Mrs. T, 2peafaithful, Lauren

3 = everyone else

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whoa! i'm tier 1 - how exciting!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/12/donald-trump-jr-hunt-safari-responds-animal/

Trump Jr has given Spongemom Scrappants a run for her money!

Anonymous said...

whoa! i'm tier 1 - how exciting!!!

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Ummm, no, not exciting. Just means you are a loser with no life who starts constant threads about nothing. "Look at me I farted today", "I gave DH a blow job"
Being called 'tier 1' is actually an insult.

Shine said...

"Great sermon". Isn't that just the best oxymoran of the day?

Anonymous said...

Good fucking god, the way you morans are obsessed with who on what fucking tier is retarded. You come to an annonymous blog to brag about what tier you are in, just like you do at the bukkit.

So what. Some peas are prolific, some are notorious and some are fucking nobodies.

Big whoop-dee-fucking-doo. @@ Idiots.

Anonymous said...

No-one is bragging you fool, we are making fun of them.

Anonymous said...

77Anonymous said... 77 Good fucking god, the way you morans are obsessed with who on what fucking tier is retarded. You come to an annonymous blog to brag about what tier you are in, just like you do at the bukkit.

So what. Some peas are prolific, some are notorious and some are fucking nobodies.

Big whoop-dee-fucking-doo. @@ Idiots.

March 12, 2012 11:20 PM

awwww did they ignore you again? LOL You didn't make the list on the blog even hahaha

go whine back over at the bucket dumbass

Anonymous said...

Squeals reminds me of an old Miss Jen, a fat loser dying for attention. Can you imagine all the ass kiss peamails to Peabay she writes?

F M L said...

So I've been up all night because for weeks my husband (very ill/recovering from major surgery) has been spending nights awake so I have been hanging out with him, why not right?

So he slept all day and evening and woke up around 3am and I'm awake and he starts crap with me. He loves to do shit like turn the tv on so loud you can't stand it. I was across the room and asked "what movie is it?" and he flipped the fuck out. He shut it off, said "I guess I'm not watching t.v.". I try to talk to him (because quite frankly that is some bull shit to act like that) and he tells me to shut the fuck up. Ummm, I hadn't done anything wrong. I just love how when he's in a mood he turns shit on me like this.

So now he's asleep and I'm freakin' pissed off (more at myself, he is just plain ignorant and I'm mad at myself for playing into this shit).

So you're probably thinking, ok, these people are in their 20s right? No, we're in our 40s and have been married for almost 25 years. I have been taking care of him the last few years because he's been on his death bed (literally) a few times because of an illness and this is the thanks I get.

I understand he could just be angry about it all (being ill) but DAMN! Is this shit normal? (ill people doing this to people around them?) Does anyone know?

Sorry bitches, I know this isn't "post secret" but I know you bitches tell it like it is so I posted it here.

It feels a little better typing it out even though it will be forgotten tomorrow. FML

Anonymous said...

Good fucking god, the way you morans are obsessed with who on what fucking tier is retarded. You come to an annonymous blog to brag about what tier you are in, just like you do at the bukkit.

So what. Some peas are prolific, some are notorious and some are fucking nobodies.

Big whoop-dee-fucking-doo. @@ Idiots.
March 12, 2012 11:20 PM

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And then there is tier 4. The retards who are too stupid to realize that we are making fun of it. Sweetheart, I don't think this blog is for you.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry fml, even if I am a blog bitch, that sounds really rough.

I do think it's pretty normal though. My dad has been seriously I'll recently and has been an unbelievable jerk to my mom and others throughout it. Normally my mom is the bitchy one, my dad has always been low key, but for some Reason everything sets him off lately. I think it's just stress- dying isn't very fun, that's for damn sure.

Anonymous said...

More mommies of special snowflakes disappointed because "grandparents don't do enough." Here's a novel idea, snowflake mommies--maybe your parents don't like you and your brats!

Anonymous said...

^^^Oops, forgot to add the link.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157778

Anonymous said...

Ok. I'll say it. Grandparents raised their kids. It is not their responsibility to go to every single event of the grand kids. Maybe, just maybe, they have their own lives. They raised you. They paid their dues. Another words, been done that. Now it's your turn. Grow up.

And honestly, this IS the Peas after all. How many times have we all heard them complain about parents and in-laws interfering too much and they want them to but out and go away? Can't win with the Pea bitches.

Anonymous said...

Oh, FFS.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157825

Anonymous said...

Exactly, 86. I was pretty involved in school, as was my brother, HELL my own parents couldn't make it to every fucking event. They both worked full time.

Get over it.

Anonymous said...

pennyring won't visit her grandma in the home because grandma didn't go to pennyrings childhood events. Sorry but that's all kinds of fucked up there.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157738

Child of grace is about one post away from starting a paypal account and asking for donations for the adoption.

Anonymous said...

Dear Sky Fairy Jeebus, help me get dressed every day. Ramen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-xMZJXleME&feature=share

Anonymous said...

"ETA my parents only come to my house if I will physically go and get them and take them back in the car regardless that they both are pensioners which entitles them to FREE use of the bus."

This bitch seriously thinks the grandparents should ride the bus to come see her and the grandkids. It is FREE after all.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157821

And the dumbassery continues. It's like they want to be made fun of.

Anonymous said...

Dear Sky Fairy Jeebus, help me get dressed every day. Ramen.

+ + + + + +

omfg

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157825

Oh 87, ya beat me to it. Such delicate snowflakes! We must be so careful!

I swear I thought this was going to be: I turned my Elf into a Leprecaun (sp?) and am torturing my kids with it!

Anonymous said...

pennyring won't visit her grandma in the home because grandma didn't go to pennyrings childhood events. Sorry but that's all kinds of fucked up there.
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Wow. What is she, 10? The peas never cease to amaze.

Anonymous said...

omfg

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That is exactly what I said when I saw it on my FB newsfeed this morning. Posted by one of my Christian friends who is a SAHM with one college kid and one Senior. Have mercy. It did remind me of a few peas though.

Anonymous said...

"ETA my parents only come to my house if I will physically go and get them and take them back in the car regardless that they both are pensioners which entitles them to FREE use of the bus."

This bitch seriously thinks the grandparents should ride the bus to come see her and the grandkids. It is FREE after all.
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What a fucking bitch!

Anonymous said...

FML, yeah, it sucks, but it's normal behavior. Get yourself out of there for a while each day/evening if ya can, maybe go talk to a counselor or something. It's not easy being a caregiver, sick people are not always the nicest and sometimes ya just want to strangle their asses even if ya love them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157830

ha ha glad she added a post at the bottom because I was about to comment "too bad the girl in the pink can't dance and they stuck her up front!"

Grandma 2x said...

Ok. I'll say it. Grandparents raised their kids. It is not their responsibility to go to every single event of the grand kids. Maybe, just maybe, they have their own lives. They raised you. They paid their dues. Another words, been done that. Now it's your turn. Grow up.

++++++++++++++++++++

This.

Anonymous said...

We've been subjected to Paige about the building of her house. Last week she complained that her new house does not feel right. Now she's asking if she should wash her new towels? I don't know how she manages to find her own ass to wipe. We will be hearing about her new house for 2 years like she's the first person to ever have a new house.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157854

Anonymous said...

Fuck the towels. The real concern is the sink protector!


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157858

Anonymous said...

Wy TF is someone posting about car sickness in general scrapbooking????

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3157834

just the title makes me want to- well you know....

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157863

I call BS. This is another case of a mother believing every word that comes out of her 10 year old's mouth. They're just going to hop a flight to Uganda? FFS, get real!

Anonymous said...

Dear Sky Fairy Jeebus, help me get dressed every day. Ramen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-xMZJXleME&feature=share

***********************************

Wow, they really CAN'T take a shit with out Jesus.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 105, but she's getting the attention she craved. Thanks peas!

Anonymous said...

I call BS. This is another case of a mother believing every word that comes out of her 10 year old's mouth. They're just going to hop a flight to Uganda? FFS, get real!

++++++

I agree. At the beginning of the post she says : 'Friend's Mom told me last night... ' yet at the end she asks what would you say to this Mom?

So, she said nothing at the time? She just stood there slack jawed? No.

Her DD told her this tale to get her Mom all flipped out and thinks it is fucking hilarious.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157869

are they asking about "goinnuts"?

Anonymous said...

Add to the list of Things Morans Screetch About But Don't Understand: the the oil market.

You'd think they have never seen gas prices go up (or down) before.

Factoid: gas was right at $5.00/gallon mark back in the summer of 2008. You know, back when GWB was President.

Anonymous said...

No 109 I think she's asking about tracyfl or something like that she was the maddies mom of Florida. Divorce drama and money drama and kids were super "special", lot's of issues.

Anonymous said...

are they asking about "goinnuts"?


Goinnuts is all about her SD with the kid, isn't she? Trying to get the kid away and then SD might be having another or moving or the boyfriend could be an abuser?

Anonymous said...

lol On the Uganda thread grrrlsmom thought she said power plant not Power Point. I'm dying.

Anonymous said...

'How in the HELL is she going to get KIDS into a freaking WAR ZONE, let ALONE present a FREAKIN' POWER PLANT?' - blah blah blah - 'Who's going to BUILD the thing? Who's financing this?'



*who will build the POWER PLANT!1111!!!!?

lmfao

Anonymous said...

102, oh Sweet Jeebus, please help me not to go over there and post: Aw, you've never had NEW TOWELS before? Yes, and here's a list of other NEW things that must be washed before using. OMFG, you thing she screwed up her meds this week or something?

Anonymous said...

113 114 oops nevermind

Anonymous said...

No 109 I think she's asking about tracyfl or something like that she was the maddies mom of Florida. Divorce drama and money drama and kids were super "special", lot's of issues.
March 13, 2012 11:17 AM

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Was that the one who had the cat stuck up the tree but didn't want to bring in a newscrew or anything to help the cat b/c she was "going through a divorce"?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/31018/

Holy fuck is this supposed to be a good pic?

Anonymous said...

113 114 LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

Was that the one who had the cat stuck up the tree but didn't want to bring in a newscrew or anything to help the cat b/c she was "going through a divorce"?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Cat-up-a-tree thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3091595

Anonymous said...

Aprilfay is painfully stupid

Anonymous said...

thanks for pointing out the power plant, otherwise I would have missed it.

Anonymous said...

Does she not understand that sectionals come in all shapes and sizes and therefore, us measuring our OWN sectionals are not going to do HER jack shit?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157866

I mean, c'mon. The stupid. It hurts.

Anonymous said...

pennyring has really been putting her foot in her mouth lately:

"Frankly, Jane seems to have a chronic lack of ambition. I don't think I'd reward that with the opportunity for further stagnation."

Several peas caught this and hand slapped her.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157864

Anonymous said...

I was bored earlier and clicked on Mary Mary's blog link. She says something in her last post that makes me think she is pregnant (again). Anybody else get that impression?

Anonymous said...

I would be surprised if she's pg, considering her lyme disease and the long, potentially painful treatment she's undergoing.

I'm guessing her dh is getting fixed. No more babies (sad) but blessed for the ones she has?

Maybe adoption?

Dunno.

Anonymous said...

She's mormon do you really think a little Lyme disease is going to stop her from populating her heavenly planet? Also shocked to hear the big V is OK for Mormons.

Anonymous said...

I interpreted her post to me she's getting her tubes tied.

Anonymous said...

Newsflash: Not everyone follows every single rigid rule that their religious doctrine sets forth - 90-some% of Catholics use birth control.

I live around a shit-ton of Mormons. Some have large families, some have only 1, 2 or 3 kids. Sometimes it's a fertility issue, but more often, it's a personal choice.

YMMV.

Anonymous said...

Damn, someone already posted about Paigepea - what a farking idiot she must be.

I swear, her "new house" threads should become drinking games.

Anonymous said...

We've been subjected to Paige about the building of her house. Last week she complained that her new house does not feel right. Now she's asking if she should wash her new towels? I don't know how she manages to find her own ass to wipe. We will be hearing about her new house for 2 years like she's the first person to ever have a new house.
--------------------

We're still subjected to yearly birthday pic threads of her daughters.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3157246
Weirdest thread by Paigepea. WTF

Anonymous said...

The Irish car bomb cupcake thread -

When you have to come to a message board to find out if you should be offended by a name, it's just time to pack it in.

People everywhere (especially peas) look for ANYTHING to be offended about. Then they all like to swoop in and sound as if they are the most bleeding heart people. I'm not a drinker and I even knew that was a drink.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157940

Socialism is EBIL! No, socialism is GREAT! blah blah blah

Isn't Just Lizzy on some form of disability, or is that someone else?

Anonymous said...

Skybar is on disability, IIRC.

I wonder how she affords all those Kool Filter King 100's? Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

king 100s? lol

Anonymous said...

134Anonymous said... 134 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157940

Socialism is EBIL! No, socialism is GREAT! blah blah blah

Isn't Just Lizzy on some form of disability, or is that someone else?

March 13, 2012 5:51 PM

I could be wrong but I believe she earned her retirement and is living off of it.

oo

Anonymous said...

king 100s? lol

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I stand corrected.

It is Kool 'Super Longs' (soft pack)

lol

Anonymous said...

I could be wrong but I believe she earned her retirement and is living off of it.

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She retired at 50 or younger, is pulling in a pension and disability from either Federal or State government, I can't remember which one.

Anonymous said...

Just Lizzy
Original Pea #5005
PeaNut 19817 - August 2001
Posts: 18542 Layouts: 45
Loc: On the rocky shores of life... AKA Mid-Missouri

Posted: 5/20/2009 12:29:03 AM

San Diego County Employee Retirement is handled by SDCERA and our pension is funded by monies invested where the County can't touch it.

The worst that could happen would be that current employees might have to pay more into retirement than I did, but for those who are already retired, or are retiring soon, even that wouldn't impact us.

-------------
Bitch

Anonymous said...

JustLizzy chose to retire early, left a secure job with full benefits in CA to move to MO with a smaller pension, and no health insurance whatsoever.

And then came complaining to the Pod about having no health insurance because she has health issues. Someone almost started a Paypal account for her, but it got smacked down fast.

Anonymous said...

So she has disability? She was complaining that she had no money for even a doctor's appointment.

Anonymous said...

The conservative butthurt all over that NZ health thread is epic.

Anonymous said...

So she has disability?

---------
I think I was wrong about disability. She gets a full pension, but was not able to buy into COBRA because she left the state. Still, she retired at 50, and despite what she said in 2009, she didn't go back to work. Instead she got on Two Peas around the holidays and made it sound like she was suicidal about her financial situation, to the point where people wanted send her money. Who knows, maybe some did.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=2812660&pg=1&icontoggle=true

Anonymous said...

144-I remember that. That ugly old bitch is a piece of work for sure.

Anonymous said...

There should be a photo of JustLizzy in the dictionary beneath "financial dumbassery."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157918

What an odd thing to want for your laundry detergent. Cedar chips make me think of hamster cages.

Anonymous said...

129 Anonymous said... 129

Newsflash: Not everyone follows every single rigid rule that their religious doctrine sets forth - 90-some% of Catholics use birth control.

I live around a shit-ton of Mormons. Some have large families, some have only 1, 2 or 3 kids. Sometimes it's a fertility issue, but more often, it's a personal choice.

YMMV.
-------------

Newsflash marymary loves having kids, she shouldn't have trying getting pregnant with the last but she did and I won't be surprised if she did it again and yes it all goes back to her mormon believes.

Anonymous said...

Newsflash marymary loves having kids, she shouldn't have trying getting pregnant with the last but she did and I won't be surprised if she did it again and yes it all goes back to her mormon believes.

_________________________

Darkangel?

Anonymous said...

What an odd thing to want for your laundry detergent. Cedar chips make me think of hamster cages.
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It probably isn't detergent it's the smell of clothing that has been in storage. I know the stuff from some thrift stores has that smell and it takes a couple of washes to get it out. That is the main reason I stopped shopping there because even the 'like new' stuff was stinky from whatever they treat the clothing with for bugs and disease.

Anonymous said...

My ds and his fiancee keep stressing, "This is all you are doing so just make us proud," which of course makes me feel terrible.

_______________________________

I'm just really, really not buying that they said that. She is so full of it.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157965

Anonymous said...

127: I'm Mormon. Have 3 kids. DH has V. No fertility issues.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3157904

Oh STFU Yvonne. You buy crap from the shilling threads all the time like that green paper cutter you posted about.

Anonymous said...

http://www.fengtastic.com/?tag=snow-globe

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3157996

and cue the suck up to marymary posts

Anonymous said...

#155 Jealous much?

Anonymous said...

Yes I am 155 I wish my dh was going to have his own planet in the afterlife and that I was having all his star kids here on earth.

Anonymous said...

opps meant 156, my bad 155

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158001

Stupid doesn't even begin to describe Sammel's level of intelligence. Anything that doesn't correspond to her inner derpitude just does not compute.

Anonymous said...

Old pea new name needs to get a fucking hobby and stop starting 7,345 useless threads.

Anonymous said...

What's Mary Mary's blog? I want to go see why they are shoving their noses up her ass.

Anonymous said...

I really don't get religion.

So, Mary Mary's son has been sick for YEARS but now all of a sudden, "heavenly father" is going to help them through it?!

Where the fuck was he the last however many years?

It's just mind boggling to me how people believe this crap.

Tick said...

161-MaryMary has Lyme disease and has had it for probably many, many years. Now her son was diagnosed with it too and he has been having symptoms for quite a few years.

More than likely, she will have given it to one or more of her other children. Pretty fucked up actually.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158068

OMG Shut the fuck up about your "broken knee"

Anonymous said...

160: Old Pea New Name is sammel. No other explanation needed. ;p

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158075

Squeals is such a dumb shit!

Anonymous said...

ITA 155. If you're going to worship Marymary or want to wish her well, go right ahead: send her an email, send her a PeaMail, post on her Blog. But starting a thread on 2Peas is like yelling "I want the other 11000 Peas to see me praising this Tier 1 Pea! I want to be BFFs with a cool Pea! Notice me, notice me! Does everyone see me reaching out to Mary Mary over here? I am over here people, making a kind gesture to a woman that has no idea who I am and lives 2000 miles away from me! Go me! Am I considered a cool Pea now?"

Anonymous said...

The UK, Canada, France, etc., are not seen as countries one would immigrate to like the US
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Dumbest comment of all the socialized medicine threads. I'm sure Canada, France, and the UK would find it quite novel that people don't want to immigrate to their countries.

Canada is about twenty miles away from me and looking better all the time.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to emigrate OUT of the US

I know, I know, JUST LEAVE. But sadly, it's much harder than that.

Anonymous said...

159Anonymous said... 159 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158001

Stupid doesn't even begin to describe Sammel's level of intelligence. Anything that doesn't correspond to her inner derpitude just does not compute.

March 14, 2012 8:53 AM

derpitude? enough said.. you are like what 15?

grow up

Anonymous said...

DERP DERP DERP
DERPITUDE
DERPITUDE
DERPITUDE

get off your fucking high horse 170

Anonymous said...

Derp is a ragecomics term... rage comics. Enjoyed by 14 year olds everywhere.

High horse? All you'd need is a donkey and we'd be higher than you.

Anonymous said...

167 - the fact that you call Mary Mary a tier1 pea is a sad reflection of the board. The homey stay at home mormom is what other peas look up to? Her posts aren't even interesting on the board, she write quick one sentence lines that she thinks are witty but are usually vague and not insightful to the thread.

She's only "popular" because she has a blog.

Anonymous said...

squillen
Tier 1 Baking Pea


Oh good god, look at her pea title!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to emigrate OUT of the US



*****

Ditto that.

This war on women is completely freaking me out. Forced transvag ultrasounds? Your doctor is allowed to lie to you? Your employer all up in your birthcontrol business?

What's next? Manditory burqas for all us sluts?

Anonymous said...

Mary Mary
Oh, here go hell come!

Posted: 3/14/2012 2:21:23 PM

Yeah, we are going to start testing the girls next, oldest to youngest. Bennet had the most symptoms, so we started with him. The test is expensive and insurance doesn't cover any of it... Any of Lyme treatment at all, actually. So, I don't know what we will do if they all need treatment. We might have to treat them one at a time just to be able to afford it
++++++++++++++

This is why you don't have so many kids if you can't afford them.

Anonymous said...

Mary Mary
Oh, here go hell come!

Posted: 3/14/2012 2:21:23 PM

Yeah, we are going to start testing the girls next, oldest to youngest. Bennet had the most symptoms, so we started with him. The test is expensive and insurance doesn't cover any of it... Any of Lyme treatment at all, actually. So, I don't know what we will do if they all need treatment. We might have to treat them one at a time just to be able to afford it
++++++++++++++

This is why you don't have so many kids if you can't afford them.

_______________________

Yet she's talking about painting the outside of her house and having to buy 30 GALLONS of paint.

Maybe she could use that money?

Anonymous said...

171Anonymous said... 171 DERP DERP DERP
DERPITUDE
DERPITUDE
DERPITUDE

get off your fucking high horse 170

March 14, 2012 11:16 AM

Hi Hostile! Fuck Fuck Fuckety Fuck!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to emigrate OUT of the US

I know, I know, JUST LEAVE. But sadly, it's much harder than that.
*******************************

Me, too. I'd love to move to Canada. I don't know if I could handle the winters though. Plus, a lot of ties here that would be hard to break.

Anonymous said...

177Anonymous said... 177 Mary Mary
Oh, here go hell come!

Posted: 3/14/2012 2:21:23 PM

Yeah, we are going to start testing the girls next, oldest to youngest. Bennet had the most symptoms, so we started with him. The test is expensive and insurance doesn't cover any of it... Any of Lyme treatment at all, actually. So, I don't know what we will do if they all need treatment. We might have to treat them one at a time just to be able to afford it
++++++++++++++

This is why you don't have so many kids if you can't afford them.

_______________________

Yet she's talking about painting the outside of her house and having to buy 30 GALLONS of paint.

Maybe she could use that money?

March 14, 2012 11:56 AM

Umm, I can't see painting the house as a priorty anymore. I mean really? She's not stupid, just brainwashed. LOL

Anonymous said...

This war on women is completely freaking me out. Forced transvag ultrasounds? Your doctor is allowed to lie to you? Your employer all up in your birthcontrol business?

What's next? Manditory burqas for all us sluts?



~~~~~

All that GOP talk about standing on a platform of 'small government' is sure sounding hollow right about now.

Anonymous said...

Derpy is my favorite pony.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158107

This is funny. BrandyM tries to be a cutting-edge political and social commentator and...fails. Miserably. It just makes her look desperate.

I do feel a little sorry for her.

Anonymous said...

derpitude? enough said.. you are like what 15?

grow up

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...thereby assuring that herp-a-derp-derp has a permanent place in Blog lingo.

Anonymous said...

Brandy M, bless her heart. She's trying hard.

JustLizzy is being an evil cunt on that thread. And surprise! Her daughter was on the dole.

(But that was different!!!!one!!!)

Anonymous said...

185-no shit.

give me a fucking break about the military and their bitching. They get housing, healthcare and all other kinds of shit. They use WIC and other aid programs because they "wages" don't take into the account that they get housing and the other perks so on paper, they look like they are poor.

If you can't afford to buy formula, don't have a fucking kid. Plain and simple.

JustLizzy is a fucking, cunt ass moran that couldn't figure out how to retire without being a burden to the rest of use.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe no one has commented on BergdorfBlonde's animal cruelty thread. She's outraged because one of the Housewives rented a chinchilla couch and BergdorfBlonde had a chinchilla for a pet. But it's okay that BergdorfBlonde owns a mink coat because she never had one of those as a pet before.

Anonymous said...

Grinning Cat is just weird.

She's the Grinch and Debbie Downer all rolled up into one.

Anonymous said...

give me a fucking break about the military and their bitching


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Last I checked, there was no draft in the US.

They willingly chose to enlist. Deal with it.

Anonymous said...

Personal responsibility only applies to everyone, not me.

Anonymous said...

The animal thread is going in 8 different directions. But basically Bergdorf is a ridiculous twat.

SDeven doesn't want BB to steal the Callous Mouthbreathing Queen title away in that discussion, and so she herself is putting up a tough fight for the crown.

Anonymous said...

The hypocrisy is strong in that thread. Specifically Lizzie and small town girlie.

But suggesting that military don't deserve some breaks because they chose to enlist is stupid and selfish. It's okay to thank them for their service and sacrifice. Ya know???

Anonymous said...

184Anonymous said... 184 derpitude? enough said.. you are like what 15?

grow up

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...thereby assuring that herp-a-derp-derp has a permanent place in Blog lingo.

March 14, 2012 2:03 PM

and grow up

you ARE herpes, a nasty infection that infected the blog LOL

Anonymous said...

Holy Handslappers!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158118

The outrage! The OUTRAGE!

PS: Derp.

Anonymous said...

"Mary Mary
Oh, here go hell come!

Posted: 3/14/2012 2:21:23 PM

Yeah, we are going to start testing the girls next, oldest to youngest. Bennet had the most symptoms, so we started with him. The test is expensive and insurance doesn't cover any of it... Any of Lyme treatment at all, actually. So, I don't know what we will do if they all need treatment. We might have to treat them one at a time just to be able to afford it
++++++++++++++

This is why you don't have so many kids if you can't afford them. "

Ummmm....I would think getting Lyme Disease (or any other disease) wouldn't be something you planned for when having kids.

Anonymous said...

The outrage! The OUTRAGE!
_________________________

Isn't it just the most blasphemous thing ever? Nightowlscrapper has written a fucking novel today with epic post after epic post on thread after thread.

Anonymous said...

nightowlscrapper must not have anything else to do with her time. She is soooooooo fucking annoying. I hope her damn keyboard breaks.

Anonymous said...

Derp

Anonymous said...

198 - ITA I stopped reading Nightowl scrapper's posts. Scroll right past her essays.

Anonymous said...

This is why you don't have so many kids if you can't afford them. "

Ummmm....I would think getting Lyme Disease (or any other disease) wouldn't be something you planned for when having kids.
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No it's no different than planning on paying for college, sport activities, family vacation (they only go on work trips), yearly birthday parties (which Mary doesn't do).

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