Monday, March 19, 2012

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Anonymous said...

So sick of the petty arguments between blog bitches.

Guess what, NOBODY knows who anyone is here, and guessing/insisting otherwise makes you look really stupid.

Nobody cares about being handslapped, and doing so makes you look really stupid.

Anonymous said...

Nope...don't care who is who here on the smack blog.

So...where's L'Urine?? Seems she was MIA all weekend. Has she been back since her plastic surgery?

Anonymous said...

Definitely not huge! I just have a large kitchen...which was a must when we bought a new house! We entertain constantly and I wanted to have plenty of room! Our house is about 4,000 sq. ft. ..so almost a 1/3 of that is the kitchen!
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That bitch is fucking clueless. Four thousand square feet is a huge house by any definition, unless you're the Queen. And "entertaining constantly"? She sounds like those pretentious whiners on House Hunters.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158873

Anonymous said...

crikey, what happened?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158902

Moving to Utah thread.

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Amazing. Even Mormons acknowledge how difficult it can be to live in a predominately Mormon area. Yet.............

We are expected to embrace and vote for a MORMON president. All the while, Mormon Peas are saying "I won't vote for Romney JUST because he's Mormon". "Religion doesn't have anything to do with it". "Romney won't bring his religion into the White House" Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Heaven help us if a Mormon President is elected. I firmly believe his religion will be a BIG factor in his presidency.

Anonymous said...

13Anonymous said... 13 Bwhahahahahaha!!!!
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Only simpletons at the pod do this.
You are too stupid for me to enjoy making fun of.
I'd bet you $100 that I have you on ignore over there.

March 19, 2012 3:47 AM

LOL You got all butt-hurt, admit it.

Anonymous said...

Heaven help us if a Mormon President is elected. I firmly believe his religion will be a BIG factor in his presidency
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DITTO!! AND because he's Mormon, I won't vote for him!! He's the BEST the Repubes could come up with??

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/104551/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!

(no, it's not micki/addhousewife either)

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

#8, What are we supposed to be looking at? I just see FreeBird's profile, which doesn't show much of anything except that she liked AvedaDiva's Hillbilly engagement photo shoot pics.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158849

There was way less dumbassery on this thread than I thought there would be.. that is until TravelAgent/Julie chimed in.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158704

Can anyone translate the psychotic rant at the end of this thread or what it had to do with the OP?

WTF?
I sincerely hope that is not the little girls real name.

Anonymous said...

9Anonymous said... 9 #8, What are we supposed to be looking at? I just see FreeBird's profile, which doesn't show much of anything except that she liked AvedaDiva's Hillbilly engagement photo shoot pics.

March 19, 2012 10:24 AM

Well, hello LittleMissArgumentativeAboutEverythingBlogRelated!

Anonymous said...

9Anonymous said... 9 #8, What are we supposed to be looking at? I just see FreeBird's profile, which doesn't show much of anything except that she liked AvedaDiva's Hillbilly engagement photo shoot pics.

March 19, 2012 10:24 AM

So much stoooopid on the blog today.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off 13

Anonymous said...

#11 - Shaelyn?

Anonymous said...

Re: the thread about what kind of baby dolls to get for 2 month old twin girls. I was surprised no one jumped on the grandma for giving the girl babies toys that were clearly sexist. Isn't anyone afraid that she will perpetuate the myth that only girls play with dolls?

Anonymous said...

So much stoooopid on the blog today.
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Not much different from the pod then, huh? Or any OTHER day here on the smack blog!

Anonymous said...

14Anonymous said... 14 Fuck off 13

March 19, 2012 12:37 PM

LOL OK Miss Hostile! :)

Anonymous said...

Wow Luvnlifelady is a big spender:

"I just had DD's 15th bday part. I took 10 kids bowling for 2 hours. It was a Friday night thing where they play music videos and have funky lighting. No food included though and it was $18/kid. Ouch! I ended up ordering one pizza and a pitcher of soda so that added to it."

1 pizza for 10 kids, I hope some of them ate before the party.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158979

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159018

Squillen is fucking insane. Apparently it's not just men who want to crawl up our vaginas and control our medical decisions.

Anonymous said...

Squillen is just stupid. She's also a Tier 1 bitch.

Anonymous said...

Squeals is starting to mother the board like Miss Hen used to. She thinks she's a preacher now teaching Sunday school to the sheeple. A good topic for Sunday school would be how to treat your body like a temple.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159052

This OP sounds like bullshit.

ITA, 20, 21 and 22. I had to put the fat bitch on ignore so I wouldn't have to read her LDS-influenced nonsense.

LYNLAM said...

ZMOG!!!!

A BUSINESS NEEDING ACCOUNTANT TO DO IT'S BUSINESS TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!

THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE OBUMMER TOOK OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I wish Squillen would hurry up and get to the part of the bible where Jesus talks about showing compassion, love, understanding and kindness to your neighbors, instead of being all santimonious and judge-y.

Anonymous said...

I'm convinced that being contradictory for the sake of being contradictory is what gives Lauren orgasms. Otherwise WHY would it be the ONLY thing she does at the Bukkit?

Anonymous said...

That thread is fucking depressing.

Anonymous said...

I like to know how our esteemed counsel Ms Cohen - who likens abortion to murder - would have women who abort punished?

Like any common murderer? 20 years to life? Death penalty?

I'd give $10,000 for her answer to that.

Anonymous said...

What irritates the FUCK out of me is how pro-lifers just dont GET what pro-choice is. IT DOESN'T MATTER whether or not I think abortion is right. IT'S NOT MY DECISION unless I'm the one who is face with it. NOT YOUR BABY, NOT YOUR DECISION TO MAKE. It really so so GODDAMN simple but they JUST.DON'T.GET.IT.

Anonymous said...

It's so funny that they use murder as a comparison to abortion. They say there are laws against murder and stealing. Well guess the fuck what? People STILL do it!!!! What makes them think making abortion illegal will stop it??? Jeezus H Christmas!!!!

Anonymous said...

Unintended consequences. Those peas are completely clueless.

When a fundie/catholic employer can quiz a woman about her birth control status, then the door is open to other employers getting rid of women who are likely to *become* pregnant. Sire hope your dh (if you have one) has insurance.

Maybe that's feature not a bug for those peas though. Hard to tell.

Anonymous said...

sire = sure

Anonymous said...

NOT YOUR BABY, NOT YOUR DECISION TO MAKE.

*****

Not for long. Better get used to it - I suggest you read "A Handmaiden's tale".

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159080

good drama here

Anonymous said...

"I DON'T WANNA PAY FOR OTHERS PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS/STUFF!!!!"

I suggest you cancel all your insurance policies immediately.

Anonymous said...

That thread is fucking depressing.

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There's a certain "Lord of the Flies" aroma wafting from some of those peas.

Anonymous said...

Unintended consequences. Those peas are completely clueless.


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Like allowing an employer's religion to dictate hiring and workplace policies?

It's gonna be shocker when they come to realize that outside of their evangelical/papist wingnut bubble there's islam, judaism, eastern orthodox, buddist, hindu, native american, new age, scientology, jehovah's witness, christian scientist, wiccan, church of satan, rastafarian etc employers, all free to impose their individual doctrines on employees/potential employees.

I'm sure those hags would find some convoluted way to defend daily workplace e-meter sessions or being told to stay home w/o pay during the week of their period.

Anonymous said...

So one side can use the term "War" repeatedly, nonstop, for decades, from Pat Buchanan's "Culture Wars" back in the early 1990's to current-day Limbaugh and his "War on Christmas", but now something THEY don't like - "War on Women" - enters the lexicon and suddenly they're offended and disgusted?

Alrighty then.

Anonymous said...

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Unintended consequences, indeed.

Anonymous said...

That thread is fucking depressing.




those women and their rabis ideology make my skin crawl.

Anonymous said...

rabid

Anonymous said...

Her DH sits to pee:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3158980

Interesting what some Peas will share on the internet.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Pea-a-Rican's DH wears Clinique Happy

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3158980&pg=2

Anonymous said...

Interesting what some Peas will share on the internet.
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Probably nothing that they haven't already shared on facebook or that their friends and family don't already know.

Anonymous said...

Cute girl, but that prom dress is fugly

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Pea-a-Rican's DH wears Clinique Happy

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3158980&pg=2
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Well, in their defense, there is a Men's version of Clinique Happy.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! .just.because.


ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Authorities say a 42-year-old Ann Arbor man apparently knocked his wife unconscious with a pineapple during a fight at their home.

AnnArbor.com reports officers responded to University of Michigan Hospital on Friday night after staff notified them of the 32-year-old woman's injury.

It wasn't known exactly when the woman was hit or what prompted the fight. Police say the woman didn't cooperate beyond giving them basic information.

Police say they found evidence of a fight at the home. The Washtenaw County prosecutor's office was being asked to review a request from police for an arrest warrant for the man.

Anonymous said...

it smells good too....

not seeing the scandal here.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Pea-a-Rican's DH wears Clinique Happy

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My boyfriend likes to spray himself with tiny bit of my Chanel Chance before spraying his cologne.

Fucking bastard. That shit is expensive.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159196

SHUT THE FUCK UP LAUREN, WE GET IT.

Anonymous said...

Lauren's granny panties are just in a wad because MaryMary's thread is getting more attention than any of hers.

So she started her own. Same shit, different day.

Anonymous said...

I still can't believe people engage with Lauren.

I open her posts, roll my eyes, and exit out. I can even predict what she's going to say before I open them so I probably don't even need to do that anymore.

Anonymous said...

She got irked at the petulant remark from her RINO friend. She is so fucking predictable. What a major douche.

Anonymous said...

#51, lol. Love some of the responses on that thread, especially kikinichole. Trying to agree with Lauren's handslapping while backpedaling to say she agrees with Mary2. Confusing. Pick a side or don't post.

Anonymous said...

'The price of gas went up!'

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159201

Well, SURPRISE! Who would have thought? I thought it was going to go DOWN, so I got/kept my gas hog hummer/SUV! Geez, who knew? How damn dumb are these women? Everybody with a brain has been moving to economy cars for several years. That's why the big-ass stuff is cheap, duh.

Anonymous said...

Lauren just loves picking fights with people. Probably why she became an Attorney.

Anonymous said...

Well, SURPRISE! Who would have thought? I thought it was going to go DOWN, so I got/kept my gas hog hummer/SUV! Geez, who knew? How damn dumb are these women? Everybody with a brain has been moving to economy cars for several years. That's why the big-ass stuff is cheap, duh.


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Yeah it boggles they act like gas prices have NEVER fluctuated.

In their imaginary world gas prices going up in the spring is a brand new phenomenon in 2012.

Apparently, in their imaginary world, gas prices were not even higher at $5/gallon back in the summer of 2008.

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Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159052

This is the standard story I hear from everybody I know who lives in Canada. I can't help wondering wtf the US is in such a hurry to socialize our med care. Do they actually think our Drs. aren't going to want more $$$ than the government pays.

Anonymous said...

Yep, the only thing doctors should care about is $$$$.

Anonymous said...

As soon as I saw on here that someone was complaining about gas prices, I had to go see if it was sammel (old pea new name). YUP! She is so predictable.

The girl just searches out topics to get all riled up about. Anything liberal/Obama/Democrat is of course #1, but anything going on in her town or her state or the country that has some dramatic potential, she's all over it.

Anything you could possibly get offended about, she's all over it. It's like she is on a mission to be an offended, panicked, horrified victim drama queen daily. How people live like that boggles my mind. Exhausting.

Seriously, lighten up, relax, enjoy life.

Anonymous said...

It's not the standard story I hear. It's more like an example of an exceptional story. and I know people in Canada and Europe. Guess what? They didn't always have socialized medicine either but somehow their doctors manage the change nicely and retain the status and rewards they do in non socialized countries. Many of those countries have a second tier where docs make extra IF THEY SO WISH in fee for service or private settings. And guess what else, those horrible socialized healthcare systems in those foreign countries, almost all of them have better healthcare statistics almost across the board compared to the the US. For instance look up infant mortality. Another thing..SUPRISE...a lot of foreign doctors actually love what they do and the money is just secondary. Shocking isn't it?

Anonymous said...

. Anything liberal/Obama/Democrat is of course #1

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It cracks me up when these ignorant dolts try to discuss* something as complex as the world oil market. "IT"S OBUMMERS FAULT!!"

1. Like oil prices have never spiked under any other president.

2. There's virtually nothing a US president can do to mitigate pump prices (hint: it's a WORLD market, and also rife with speculators).

3. Are they really saying they want a president to meddle/regulate a commodity on there PRECIOUS FREE MARKET?

smh

Anonymous said...

Except when Bush was in office it was somehow his fault....

Anonymous said...

Funny how Obama never gets the blame for anything. But he was sure quick to point a finger at Pres Bush.

Anonymous said...

That's because Bush fucked everything up.

Anonymous said...

Obummer isn't an oil man. Snake oil man that is. Surely you aren't that dumb? Get thee back to the pod.

Anonymous said...

How many doctors do you personally know? Not very many of them went in to medicince for altruistic reasons. They went in there to help people, but also to make money. I'm not talking GPs, but the specialists. They specialize to make $$$ and don't kid yourself.

Anonymous said...

"I support the mother completely. This is probably the first time she allowed her son to shop without her and something unexpected happened. She was completely within her right to expect the charges to be dropped as her son obviously has no concept of what theft is. Glad it ended so well for her."

I can't figure out if pepea is serious or just trolling.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159101

Anonymous said...

I can't tell if Lauren is serious or if she is just trolling.

Anonymous said...

I so just want to post a SHUT THE FUCK UP LAUREN on her "I do NOT change my mind if my DGD is involved" thread. What a jackhole.

Anonymous said...

I bet if her precious DGD got pregnant at 15, Lauren would have her at the abortion clinic before the week was out. Or she'd want an insurance company to pay for her DGD's birth control.
She's so full of shit she squeaks.

Anonymous said...

Telling Lauren to STFU just fans the flames of her persecution complex. The best way to deal with her is to completely ignore her.

Anonymous said...

67 there are doctors that suck everywhere so wise up. sorry you meet so many of them

Anonymous said...

Except when Bush was in office it was somehow his fault....
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No, it was Clinton's fault. Keep up twatwaffle!

Anonymous said...

Funny how Obama never gets the blame for anything. But he was sure quick to point a finger at Pres Bush.

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And Bush always pointed the finger at Clinton.

And the wheels on the bus go round and round...

Anonymous said...

This is the standard story I hear from everybody I know who lives in Canada.
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Oh fuck off. I could pull 30 threads in a split second with Americans complaining about their health care. The rare Canadian who comes on two peas with a beef is looking for the guaranteed validation she'll get from the US right wingers, even though the assholes have no idea how the Canadian health care system works. Notice how the OP ended her thread..."
FTR - I think we have excellent health care professionals, and wonderful doctors for the most part". lol

Lady Gaga said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3159177

Jesus Fucking Christ on a cracker, now Grinning Asshole is pissed off if people tell her she doesn't need to bring a gift to their party.

That woman needs a vibrator. Real bad.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159209

Well this thread explains a lot. The mommies were special snowflakes in childhood too.

Anonymous said...

64Anonymous said... 64 Funny how Obama never gets the blame for anything. But he was sure quick to point a finger at Pres Bush.

March 20, 2012 1:24 PM

If we blame OB we get blamed for being racist.

Anonymous said...

Those that think Obama controls the gas prices are idiots.

Anonymous said...

We blame tampons for racism?

Anonymous said...

Lauren had to bump her own thread because only 5 people responded. Maybe people are finally learning not to engage with her.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love peaiintheattic's comment on OPNN's gas thread

"And you should change your name to "i am an BO loving koolade drinker wanting this country to be just like the kenya villages third world country scrap wrench"

@@ said...

hardy har har.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159212

Yes, but how did his butt look?

Anonymous said...

I'll give peaintheattic a C- for effort. Her insults are about on the level of what I would expect from a 4th grader.

Anonymous said...

@86. yep. though i'd rate it a solid D.

Anonymous said...

aslan posts dozens and dozens of heartcat-esque anti-abortion 'think of the teh BAYBEES!!!!' posts on that reproduction rights thread, but she gets one difficult question, she's all "I'm not invested in overturning Roe v Wade, so I'm not gonna answer that!"

WTF???

Anonymous said...

No one seems to want to answer the questions, they just screech about the killing of feti.

Anonymous said...

81Anonymous said... 81 We blame tampons for racism?

March 20, 2012 4:35 PM

Unfortunately this response represents a majority of the anonymous bloggers who post here. Just.plain.stupid.

DUCK FACE EEEEW! said...

Obama needs to stop doing "duckface". Every picture lately has him pouting out his lips. EWWW!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm not invested in overturning Roe v Wade, so I'm not gonna answer that!"


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Total bullshit. They claim that while supporting all sorts of legislation that nibbles, nibbles, nibbles away at Roe v Wade.

They're fucking bald-faced LIARS. Good Christian LIARS. Who can't OWN their own actions.

aslan = LIAR.

Anonymous said...

Obama needs to stop doing "duckface". Every picture lately has him pouting out his lips. EWWW!!!!

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Turn off Fox News. That'll solve your problem.

Anonymous said...

93Anonymous said... 93 Obama needs to stop doing "duckface". Every picture lately has him pouting out his lips. EWWW!!!!

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Turn off Fox News. That'll solve your problem.

March 20, 2012 9:09 PM

Unfortunately this response represents a majority of the anonymous bloggers who post here. Just.plain.stupid.

Anonymous said...

People who comment on blogs aren't called 'bloggers'
So I guess that means you are the one who is Just.plain.stupid. then doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Apparently "PeaintheAttic" is a troll name.

Does anyone know who it is?

(RE: Gas price thread)

Anonymous said...

Skybar?

The mental capacity seems about the same.

Anonymous said...

PeaintheAttic is whinier. But yeah, intelligence is equally low.

Anonymous said...

95., so take your superior intellect back to the Pod. I'm sure you'll get takers for the outrageous outrage du jour!

Anonymous said...

Correction, it's 94. 95 was responding.

Anonymous said...

95Anonymous said... 95 People who comment on blogs aren't called 'bloggers'
So I guess that means you are the one who is Just.plain.stupid. then doesn't it?

March 21, 2012 3:04 AM

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100Anonymous said... 100 Correction, it's 94. 95 was responding.

March 21, 2012 7:50 AM

8888888888888888888888

Unfortunately this response represents a majority of the anonymous bloggers who post here. Just.plain.stupid.

Also adding, so sorry that you got butthurt and it makes you so bitter.

Anonymous said...

99butthurt

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159359

She's just setting her dh up to fail. Unless she specifically said "you need to order this" why bother going through the hassle of forwarding him a link when it would take the same time for her to just order them herself.

Anonymous said...

PeaintheAttic is whinier. But yeah, intelligence is equally low.

. . . . . . . . . . .

She's borderline illiterate and comes out of the gate screaming like a fucking banshee, a common wing-nut reaction. She could be the troll incarnation of any number of them. It's hard to tell them apart.

Anonymous said...

If those anti-abortion Peas truly believe that abortion is murder, because a fetus is equal to a person, who should have all the rights and legal protections therein, why aren't they advocating for women who terminate to get the death penalty? It's first degree after all, since she planned it, made an appointment, etc.

Not to mention that they should be pushing for every miscarriage to be investigated as potential manslaughter, w/ appropriate prison time. What if a woman drank or smoked during a failed pregnancy? What if she exercised too hard? What if she took medication, and accidentally did harm to the fetus? With their logic, cops should be involved, and medical records should go to the DA to see if a criminal case can't be built.

Because those so-called pro-life Peas aren't doing so, that indicates that deep down they know that it's not truly murder. That or they're just raging hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

PeaintheAttic sounds so much like Muellertime, or Old Pea Still Lame/Sammel.

However, it's probably someone like Squillen, who wants to troll people she disagrees with, while protecting her cookie orders.

Anonymous said...

Spoogemom likes to think she's not "old." Then she says shit like

My mama made my dress for one of the formals at college

I bet her fraternity boyfriend picked her up with a corsage, and then they climbed into the rumble seat and she tried not to crush her tulle skirt.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159028

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159410

Staph shows up in 3...2...1...

REALLY REALLY WHITE CHICK said...

Yes, OLD MOVIE

But..

I'M PISSED /sarcasm

Who do I complain to? Where do I go? I'm as white as white can get and am totally offended by this OLD MOVIE!!!!! Signed, WHITEY

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159410

Staph shows up in 3...2...1...

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Well aren't you smart, predicting a pea will post on a thread about that's about her company. Amazing!!! How did you ever know?! (rolling eyes smiley here)

Anonymous said...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381707/

Anonymous said...

Where did Sylvia/Skybar go now that Tom Hanks responded? *crickets*

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159212

Anonymous said...

PeaintheAttic sounds so much like Muellertime, or Old Pea Still Lame/Sammel.
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Oh. Ugh. Muellertime. Forgot about "it". What a bitch. I'm a low profile, nobody pea and even I tangled with he/she/it a couple of times.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159101

Aspy Kid arrested thread.

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My Holy Hell.

These Aspy mom's really think their kids are incapable of lying???

And, someone please tell me. How in the Hell are these brilliant, oh-so-special kids going to grow up and keep a job if they are so incapable of functioning in everyday life? Mommy - are you going to sit at his desk and hold his hand? Or are you just going to call everyday and make sure your little darling is being treated gently?

Oh - I know what you are going to do - sue the company! That's it!

Good god, people. Please come to terms with the idea your kid IS NOT NORMAL. Never will be. Live your life accordingly. Your child may never, ever be normal. That means you can't leave them alone for a minute. Ever.
Deal with it.

Yeah for the clerk handling the incident exactly to the letter. Without prejudice. All people treated the same. No exceptions. He should get a raise for doing his job.

Anonymous said...

Free Bird's avatar picture is scary. It looks like a bad lift. I guess if a little photoshopping is good a lot must be better. NOT!

Anonymous said...

should say bad FACE lift

Anonymous said...

she looks like the joker

Anonymous said...

If those anti-abortion Peas truly believe that abortion is murder, because a fetus is equal to a person, who should have all the rights and legal protections therein, why aren't they advocating for women who terminate to get the death penalty? It's first degree after all, since she planned it, made an appointment, etc.

Not to mention that they should be pushing for every miscarriage to be investigated as potential manslaughter, w/ appropriate prison time. What if a woman drank or smoked during a failed pregnancy? What if she exercised too hard? What if she took medication, and accidentally did harm to the fetus? With their logic, cops should be involved, and medical records should go to the DA to see if a criminal case can't be built.

Because those so-called pro-life Peas aren't doing so, that indicates that deep down they know that it's not truly murder. That or they're just raging hypocrites.

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I've seen this (and similar questions) asked numerous times over the years on numerous abortion threads.


NO ONE EVER ANSWERS.

So yeah, despite their incessant shrieking about "the babieeeeees!" they don't *truly* believe a fetus equal to a full-blown living breathing person.

Their misogyny certainly comes shining through, however.

Anonymous said...

You mad, bro?

Anonymous said...

You stupid, bro?

Anonymous said...

Yo bro!

Anonymous said...

119Anonymous said... 119 You mad, bro?

March 21, 2012 3:32 PM
120Anonymous said... 120 You stupid, bro?

March 21, 2012 4:00 PM
121Anonymous said... 121 Yo bro!

March 21, 2012 4:07 PM

You WoW Village is missing their idiot.

Anonymous said...

I miss the meatblog.

Anonymous said...

Free Bird's avatar picture is scary.
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it's of a bird?

Anonymous said...

I miss the meatblog.


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Why? It's the same goddamn blog as this.

Anonymous said...

Me too, 123.

Anonymous said...

Why? It's the same goddamn blog as this.
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You couldn't be more wrong.

Anonymous said...

It was too bad that boy shot in FL wasn't a fetus. The rabid pro-life peas would have been on the case from day one, demanding justice.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, 128. Trayvon Martin was black. A lot of peas seem to think it's A-OK to discriminate against minorities.

Anonymous said...

125Anonymous said... 125 I miss the meatblog.


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Why? It's the same goddamn blog as this.

March 21, 2012 4:58 PM

You are completely correct. Links to 2Ps along with bitching. Sometimes worth the read and other times, well, not so much.

.It.is.definitely.the.same.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159474

What a dumb question. You just make some meat and veggies tomorrow and put it on top of the rice.

Anonymous said...

You are completely correct. Links to 2Ps along with bitching. Sometimes worth the read and other times, well, not so much.

$$$$$$$$$$

Nope. It used to be more fun and not as many dummies.

Anonymous said...

I think we're in a dry spell as far as *really* good pea drama. Just wait.

Meat could be kinda funny at times and annoyingly obnoxious at other times.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159499

Sorry but a pool drowning does not fall under "everything happens for a reason". Why was the 2 year old unsupervised?

Anonymous said...

132Anonymous said... 132 You are completely correct. Links to 2Ps along with bitching. Sometimes worth the read and other times, well, not so much.

$$$$$$$$$$

Nope. It used to be more fun and not as many dummies.

March 21, 2012 8:04 PM

It's the same, stop being all butthurt. Go make a new "meat blog" [drippy whine] and go play there all you want. Talk about dumb LOL You're just bitchin' to bitch and whinin' to whine.

Anonymous said...

That's why I despise pools! I'd be a nervous wreck with toddlers and a pool in the backyard. Wasn't there a pea last year whose kid crawled out through a pet door at night and drowned? If neighborhood kids swim in your pool while you're gone and anything happens you're ass is responsible!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=21&thread_id=3159347

Wedding Photography help

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Yes. This is related to NSBR

I frequent both boards.....or I did. The photography board used to be a pretty nice place until about a year and a half ago the NSBR peas brought their bitchiness and nasty attitudes to the photo board

Why can't thoses bitches stay on the NSBR where they can wallow in their own shit together?

Anonymous said...

From the news video of that 2 yo drowning, the yard is a complete mess, there's a shitty waist high chain link fence around the yard, and absolutely nothing to secure the pool. It's completely open to the rest of the yard. Sorry, but I have little sympathy for the parents, they did nothing to protect their child or any of the neighborhood children from the pool.

System Error is completely misguided in her assessment of the situation.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3158371&pg=2

We've been found by an Internet legend. Enter the crazy.

Anonymous said...

Oh please internet legend? More like internet loser. Probably some 15yo boy who hasn't touched a boob yet.

Anonymous said...

To make it worse, she was charged with felony involuntary manslaughter a few hours ago because she told the police she fell back asleep after putting her other 2 boys on the schoolbus. I imagine Daniel was still sleeping.
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Toddler wandering around house while you sleep. strike 1
System Error makes it seem like this child was their only, and thus so sad they lost him and the stillborn but please they have 2 others!

Anonymous said...

Oh please internet legend? More like internet loser. Probably some 15yo boy who hasn't touched a boob yet.

8888888888888

Nope. I think that is cray cray that even the peas can't touch. I did google. That loon has hit just about every message board you can imagine. That is a whole lot of sads.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159555

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why would anyone even care?

Anonymous said...

Toddler wandering around house while you sleep. strike 1
System Error makes it seem like this child was their only, and thus so sad they lost him and the stillborn but please they have 2 others!
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Will you listen to yourself? If it was their only child that died, it would be sad, but since they have 2 extras, it's not a big deal? Seriously, think before you type.

I understaND In these situations some people will sympathize with the mom (I fully admit I've fallen asleep at times when I shouldn't have - judge if you must). And others will rake her across the coals for not supervising her son (again, I understand the urge to do that). But to essentially say Pfft, she has 2 spare kids, this story ain't that bad - you are a fucking ass.

Why don't you save your spouting off on an anonymous internet board until 2 of your children die and you have to bury them?

Anonymous said...

Wedding Photography help

----------------------------------------------------

Yes. This is related to NSBR

I frequent both boards.....or I did. The photography board used to be a pretty nice place until about a year and a half ago the NSBR peas brought their bitchiness and nasty attitudes to the photo board

Why can't thoses bitches stay on the NSBR where they can wallow in their own shit together?
__________________

What's so bad about that thread?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159555

We all know your position on anything, Lauren. It's whatever position that shows the least compassion.

Anonymous said...

137Anonymous said... 137 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=21&thread_id=3159347

Wedding Photography help

----------------------------------------------------

Yes. This is related to NSBR

I frequent both boards.....or I did. The photography board used to be a pretty nice place until about a year and a half ago the NSBR peas brought their bitchiness and nasty attitudes to the photo board

Why can't thoses bitches stay on the NSBR where they can wallow in their own shit together?

March 22, 2012 7:04 AM

Those bitches are NOT new to the photo BORED, they've been there a LOT longer than a year/year and a half.

I don't see anything "wrong" with the thread.

Anonymous said...

We all know your position on anything, Lauren. It's whatever position that shows the least compassion.

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Exactly.

Anonymous said...

Who is Spring131whatever supposed to be?

Anonymous said...

System Error's friend is one unfortunate looking woman. She also has the white puffy face of a pill addict.

Anonymous said...

From the news video of that 2 yo drowning, the yard is a complete mess, there's a shitty waist high chain link fence around the yard, and absolutely nothing to secure the pool.

Do you have a link 138? I googled and didn't find a video.

Anonymous said...

That house is ramshackle. The yard is overgrown. The "pool" is a frog pond with a ladder. Having leaves in your pool over the winter is not the same as your pool being so nasty you can't see the bottom at all. She is the mom who lets her toddler play in the front yard barefoot in a tank top and a diaper.

Anonymous said...

She also figured out her kid was missing only when neighbors complained about her dogs running free in the neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

Annabella
Leads a Charmed Life

PeaNut 43843 - July 2002
Posts: 39478 Layouts: 46
Loc: East Coast

Posted: 3/22/2012 10:22:44 AM

What gets me is that at least two different neighbors (a 15 yr old girl and an adult) both saw the child playing outside by himself. And neither one thought to alert the mom. Yet her dogs were running around and that's what prompted the neighbor's to say something? WTF??


They probably thought it unfathomable that the child would be outside and not being closely watched through a window. Or that she quickly went in to grab something. Hindsight is 20/20.

888888888888888

Wow annabella didn't say "unphantomable"! This is a day to rejoice LOL

Anonymous said...

I live in a warm place, but having a pool would terrify me. My now 8 year old son was and is so smart and would stop at nothing to accomplish something. One time at 5am, when he was about 2, he used the piano bench from across the room to open the top lock on the back door and go outside. If we had a pool, I could imagine the things he would have come up with to get over the fence or open the lock. And we have friends that refuse to put a fence around their backyard pool and they use the dumb excuses. We love them, but going to their house raises new levels of stress for me.

Anonymous said...

141--right, it's like if their laptop breaks and they get all upset even though they have a couple back ups.

You are a cold hearted bitch

Anonymous said...

A pool and no fence is irresponsible and asking for tragedy. If you have a pool, little kids, and no fence you're a goddamn idiot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159573

Gail just can't resist getting in her hot dog tips! She reminds me of my mom, bless her heart.

Anonymous said...

A pool with no fence = tragedy just waiting to happen. Of course it's not God's plan, it's negligence.

The mother is a total train wreck, look for it to come out that CPS already has an open file on her. System Error did her friend (eesh) no favors at all to call attention to this.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159597

I think Lauren should be dutch ovened more often

Anonymous said...

"I live in a warm place, but having a pool would terrify me. My now 8 year old son was and is so smart and would stop at nothing to accomplish something. One time at 5am, when he was about 2, he used the piano bench from across the room to open the top lock on the back door and go outside. If we had a pool, I could imagine the things he would have come up with to get over the fence or open the lock. And we have friends that refuse to put a fence around their backyard pool and they use the dumb excuses. We love them, but going to their house raises new levels of stress for me."


I KNOW I'VE HEARD THE PIANO BENCH STORY BEFORE ON THE POD LET ME GO CHECK MY SPREADSHEET AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159592

I love how the Rethugs are fine with government interference when something affects them directly.

journeyfan is a particularly stupid twat.

Anonymous said...

A pool and no fence is irresponsible and asking for tragedy. If you have a pool, little kids, and no fence you're a goddamn idiot.
___________

They never think it will happen to them. Gun owners, pit bull owners etc. etc.

Senseless and unnecessary tragedy at the hands of negligent parents.

Anonymous said...

A pool and no fence is irresponsible and asking for tragedy. If you have a pool, little kids, and no fence you're a goddamn idiot.
___________

They never think it will happen to them. Gun owners, pit bull owners etc. etc.

Senseless and unnecessary tragedy at the hands of negligent parents.
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My eyes....they are rolling....into the back of my head

Anonymous said...

162- To answer journeyfan's question, they are too busy going after vaginas to worry about outsourcing.

Anonymous said...

Now someone mentioned that Saintly Victim Pool Mom had an outstanding bench warrant from December.

System Error has all kinds of classy friends.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Gail. I am tired of her stupid dog threads. I clicked on her stupid link when it was new, but now I purposely don't. Poor doggies. You ruined it for them Gail.

Anonymous said...

Most of the time annabella comes across as such an airhead, but I have to admit sometimes I do agree with her *hangs head in shame*

And Lauren...well she's just a contrarian. Which while obnoxious and annoying, I could handle a lot better if she wasn't so antagonistic.

Anonymous said...

FFS 144 reading comprehension, it's a good thing. You are one dumb twat.
I didn't post that but I can understand what the poster was saying. She was saying that it is how system error presented the facts, to garner more sympathy I expect, to make it sound like the white trash friend only had the one kid.

Anonymous said...

WTF Lauren "Do you know my position on hot button issues" - like she's some all-important Pea that everyone knows and follows around, soaking in everything she posts about. There are fucking tens of thousands of Peas, yet she assumes we all care enough to pay attention to and remember her opinions - ONE Pea's opinions - on hot-button issues?

I haven't read a post by her in years but yes Lauren I know who you are - a lunatic. No I don't know your position on hot-button issues because I don't care enough to read anything you write after you've shown your true colors time and time again.

Peas who have only been around for about 5 years are SO LUCKY they didn't experience Lauren's antics from years ago. Yes now she is a PITA but years ago she was a fucking psycho lunatic like every day of her life.

But seriously, just the self-importance of that question. Tens of thousands of Peas and she expects most of us to know HER beliefs? Get over yourself.

Anonymous said...

How can you agree with Annabella? She doesn't ever really say anything of substance or give an opinion on anything. She basically asks moronic questions or says she doesn't understand something. Or she'll answer a post about what you're wearing for Halloween, your birthday, New Year's Eve. That's about all she's got.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159622

Use caution on this one - lots of helicopter traffic....

Anonymous said...

169 No, I agree with 144 one hundred percent. We didn't lack reading comprehension. Obviously the blog poster was trying to say that System Error was making the story worse than it is by leaving out the part about the other 2 kids. That we get. We understand the blog poster's point.

What we're saying is that the blog poster's point is hateful and moronic. She's suggesting system Error left out the "other kids" info to make the story more sad? Um, no, I'm pretty sure that most normal people, including System Error, know that losing 2 babies is tragic, whether or not you've got "2 extras"!! Are you fucking kidding me?
Lose your only 2 children? Tragic. Lose 2 of your 4 children? JUST AS Tragic.
I'm sure System Error was just giving out the basic facts - her friend buried 2 children - not one, TWO. She didn't HAVE to say the part about her friend having 2 extra kids because anyone with a heart knows that having the 2 spare kids does not change the horror of the story. It wasn't an issue.

That blog poster is probably Annabella, or at least some other airhead who has never been a parent. Any parent should understand that 2 children dying is a nightmare, whether or not you've got "back-ups". Jesus Christ.

Anonymous said...

173 your heartcat-esque rant does nothing to erase the impression of your idiocy. It only confirms you can't read.

This is what the blog bitch said:
"Toddler wandering around house while you sleep. strike 1
System Error makes it seem like this child was their only, and thus so sad they lost him and the stillborn but please they have 2 others!"

Nowhere does it say or imply she should be happy she has two more. It is simply saying system error glossed over the facts. Did you even read the thread? That is exactly how it comes across, white trash has lost their only child. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159200

If Steph is so good at sales, she would be better served as a Beach Body coach.

Anonymous said...

How many threads does Lauren start a day?

Anonymous said...

too fucking many. she needs to keep everyone up to speed.

Anonymous said...

174 - ITA

Anonymous said...

But seriously, just the self-importance of that question. Tens of thousands of Peas and she expects most of us to know HER beliefs? Get over yourself.
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She has to start threads so nobody misses her every thought, including the numerous peas who have blocked her. **I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!**

Narcissistic psycho bitch.

Anonymous said...

L'Urine will be updating the Pod on her bowel movements any moment now. She knows every Pea will want details. She's the one and only L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

Everyone can bet that System Error is glossing over a lot of details. But it's interesting how the Peas are buying her story hook, line and sinker.

Anonymous said...

Lauren's not pro-anything. She's anti-liberal.

She hates that liberals are, by and large, the smarter and saner bunch on the board, not to mention funnier and more laid back. (Yes, there are a few crazies like Edgywhatever, but most of the loons land on the right in the pod.)

Often she feels the need to swoop in and defend wingers who are too stupid to form their own arguments because she hates to see a liberal getting the upper hand. But mostly, she goes after them personally or in such classic Lauren fashion as the MaryMary ice cream swipe.

She's a strange one, that Lauren. Strange and sad. Must suck to be her.

Anonymous said...

Lowrent also hates

Women
Mothers
Kids
Non-whites
Liberals
Jews (even though she herself is Jewish)
Atheists (although she also claims atheism)
Gay People
Poor people
Canadians
Europeans
Africans
Asians

Anything else?

Anonymous said...

I love how the Rethugs are fine with government interference when something affects them directly.
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162- To answer journeyfan's question, they are too busy going after vaginas to worry about outsourcing.

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Yep and yep.

Anonymous said...

L'urine **lurves** drunk drivers and deadbeat dads, though.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159200

Apparently, you must be a fatty to shill for the company.

Anonymous said...

Lauren is the (older and fatter) Ann Coulter of Two Peas.

Anonymous said...

I don't mind StephD much, but her chest looks comical in those pics. Especially the airport ones.

Anonymous said...

161 - uh, okay... ????

Anonymous said...

Lowrent also hates

Women
Mothers
Kids
Non-whites
Liberals
Jews (even though she herself is Jewish)
Atheists (although she also claims atheism)
Gay People
Poor people
Canadians
Europeans
Africans
Asians

Anything else?

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Herself.

Which -- at the risk of being an armchair psychiatrist -- is where all that nasty behavior comes from.

Anonymous said...

We attend church as a family and my kids don't have a choice not to attend. My view is if you don't introduce religion to your children how can you expect them to decide to join a church as an adult? I would guess many if not most of us belong to the church we were raised attending. How many people attend church as an adult who had no relious education as a child? Probably not many.
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Dumbass.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3159577

Anonymous said...

188 that is because she is sticking it out there like she has some kind of enviable rack. Frankly, I think she looks odd.

Anonymous said...

Old Pea New Name is Rainbow Scrapper.

Anonymous said...

Wow, StephD is a fatty! Real fat! She should stop eating for awhile.

Anonymous said...

195Anonymous said... 195 Wow, StephD is a fatty! Real fat! She should stop eating for awhile.

March 22, 2012 5:15 PM

Old news. At least she isn't showing pics of her tattooed privates anymore.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Staph is asking on 2ps who some WRESTLERS are.

Sorry she needs a White Trash board to play on. She can talk about her love for Tanya Tucker and 4-wheeling, participate in "Who's my baby's daddy" threads and of course, sell her crap.

Anonymous said...

Does StephD know who fathered her children?

Anonymous said...

Women who tattoo their private parts are usually bi-polar.... or just trashy whores.

Anonymous said...

Herself.

Which -- at the risk of being an armchair psychiatrist -- is where all that nasty behavior comes from.
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You win the thread.

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

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