6Anonymous said... 6 Hmmm... I pea OFten must be a blog bitch... she bumped the Celia(Alwaysa4Hmember) graduation thread from almost a year ago.
March 26, 2012 2:27 PM
Yeah, she's a real bright one. She's the one that claimed for a month that she was leaving and just waiting for2Ps to delete her account. Just to make a new one, what?!?, the following week?
As for 4HMember, she could easily get a job as a probation officer with that degree. Some of them make upward of $75,000 a year.
Oh please! We all know that bitch/troll CaptainK btts threads all the time then deletes her posts. On the last blog entry the person who linked to alwaysa4hmember's old thread said "from last year :)". IPeaOften probably saw it on the board after it had been btted.
I have to say it gets kind of old that you guys always post old threads then whomever posts to it had to be the reading the blog and btted it.
If it's been almost a year since she graduated and she STILL hasn't gotten a job that would utilize her degree, then it's pretty worthless in my opinion. So, I guess she's on LOA from that big payin job at the Walmarts
11Anonymous said... 11 Oh please! We all know that bitch/troll CaptainK btts threads all the time then deletes her posts. On the last blog entry the person who linked to alwaysa4hmember's old thread said "from last year :)". IPeaOften probably saw it on the board after it had been btted.
I have to say it gets kind of old that you guys always post old threads then whomever posts to it had to be the reading the blog and btted it.
March 26, 2012 2:58 PM 12Anonymous said... 12 Who's to say that Captain K btt'd that one? Unless U of course ARE Captain K,#11.
It just slays me that most peas say they don't read the Blog, when it's SO obvious they do!
He chased that young man down and shot him for being black and in his neighborhood. Why is it so hard for them to admit that he is a terrible person, a racist, a murderer, that his ilk is sadly common in every city in our country, and that what we need is to come together to denounce him, people like him, and the terrible things that they do?
Because they're so heavily invested in the U.S. being post racial. They don't ever want to admit racism is still rampant in this country. Then they'd have to accept affirmative action, etc., and they couldn't be so bitchy about social problems like teen pregnancy.
And didn't horse mouth make a big spectacle over the dude at the grocery store buying beer and diapers being Maori? She never came back to respond to that thread.
Jill is such a bitch. I love how she is offended that people told her so in the Tori Spelling thread. Yes, it's a celebrity, but it's the fact that Jill always thinks she is so funny, that pisses me off. If somebody disagrees with her for ANY reason, or doesn't find her humorous, then there is a need to "unclench?"
Are people really that stupid? Does she not know that she comes off as such a bitch 99% of the time and that's why people commented about her the way the did?
"Yeah, boo hoo. I wonder how the pioneer women did it, or women in all the developing nations that literally MUST get up and work/hunt/gather if they want to eat that night. "
23: how do you know what Jill thinks? My perception is she isn't really mean to other peas (if she has been, I missed it), she has a unique sense of humor, and she doesn't seem to care what others think.
Yeah, Jill has a uniquie sense of humor, like, not funny at all. Most call it annoying if not stupid but you can call her funny, 27. And yes, she was mean to other peas. She's one of the top 10 bitches on the bukkit if not in the top 5. Go bump one of her photo threads, I dare you! She's love you for fucking ever!
What amazes me is that the righties are all flapping their gums about "the media manipulating news to reflect a certain viewpoint" and yet they would SWEAR that Fox never does that!!
23: how do you know what Jill thinks? My perception is she isn't really mean to other peas (if she has been, I missed it), she has a unique sense of humor, and she doesn't seem to care what others think. March 26, 2012 6:02 PM
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I know Jill thinks she's funny because she has told us several times over the past 8 years. Where in the hell have you been? If somebody doesn't agree with her 'humor' then according to her you don't have one.
She's one of those that finds funny stuff from the internet like one year after everybody else has seen it, and then thinks she's hysterical.
What do you ladies think will happen with George Zimmerman? I think it will end up being "minor" state charges--maybe manslaughter--but federal hate crime charges.
20: Evil Captiol rules over 12 districts. 24 tributes (2 from each, 12-18) are thrown into a ring to fight to the death, all televised on TV. Rebellion ensues. The end.
Jill is annoying and self-satisfied, but so many Peas are worse. Hateful, destructive, call-your-house Stacy Angel worse. Neglect your kids Sass worse.
Not to mention the despicable trinity of L'Urine, Typhus and Lynloon. Somebody please put a Hannibal Lector mask on Lynloon.
What do you ladies think will happen with George Zimmerman? I think it will end up being "minor" state charges--maybe manslaughter--but federal hate crime charges.
It seems clear to me that it was a hate crime.
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I pretty much agree. Dead boys can't speak to their own defense and the complete fuck-up (deliberate IMHO) with regard to evidence and investigation will work in Zimmerman's favor.
I hope that that police dept and prosecuters office are both dismantled and the mofo's directly involved do jail time.
If it's been almost a year since she graduated and she STILL hasn't gotten a job that would utilize her degree, then it's pretty worthless in my opinion. -----------------------------------------
In this job market? Seriously? You are way out of touch. Pick up a newspaper.
39 - thank you. I think Jill catches a lot of crap from people, but she is just a fun pea that obviously some do not like, and that's okay. As for not the claim of her not liking people with other opinions, I've seen just the opposite from her. She stands her ground on some big things but when it comes to lesser important things, she just goes with the flow.
actually 50K is the benchmark... as an average(and yes this can vary depending on where you live) 50k will meet your needs, after that everything you make is extra. So if you are even making 60k a year you have an extra 10k to play with, that's pretty comfortable to me. AND that is for a family, put a single person on 50k a year and I am sure they can live quite comfortably.
Really? You can't find ANYTHING to smack 4hFattie On? Have you LOOKED at her picture? She is well over 400lbs!! Sorry but her weight ALONE makes her a risk to hire as an employee...degree or not.
I've read the classified ads..Celia should've picked a career that would land her a J-O-B and out of her parents house!!
It's doubtful Celia will pull a 50K starting salary in Arkansas...25K is more like it.
I'm glad she finished her college degree. Still think she picked a piss-poor major with little job prospect. Especially in her podunk town in Arkansas. There are jobs out there for prison guards and Celia did go on a job interview not too long ago and she turned it down!! That was a smart thing to do! NOT! And she certainly cant be someone's trophy wife a la the majority of the peas.
Celia seems like a sweet girl, but very sad and I just can't bring myself to smack on anyone who is clearly struggling in their life as much as she seems to.
Oh but it's find to smack on other peas who were fat and aren't anymore because of their weight loss surgery?
Ok then... love how double standards work here on the blog. If Celia were a nasty or dumb pea, you bitches would be ALL over her like Lauren or TwoPeaFaithful.
53 you are right... hence the "she has always been kind on the board" and the "I just can't bring myself to smack on anyone who is clearly struggling in their life as much as she seems to. " Strike a nerve? Are you one of those lazy ass weight loss peas who couldn't just buck the fuck up and stop eating and had to have their body altered so that they physically couldn't eat, to lose weight? So yes, the rules go, you are a nice pea who causes no drama.. no smack. You are a cuntymcCunterson smack you into next week.
@53 I feel like I post the same thing every couple of weeks... DIFFERENT people post here. Right now you have the blog bitches who don't smack people about their weight, in 6 hours time there will be DIFFERENT people posting who do, and tomorrow there will be different people posting again. Christ on a cracker, it's not that hard to understand. Thatb doesn't mean there is a double standard, it simply means that different people with different opinions post here.
actually 50K is the benchmark... as an average(and yes this can vary depending on where you live) 50k will meet your needs, after that everything you make is extra. So if you are even making 60k a year you have an extra 10k to play with, that's pretty comfortable to me. AND that is for a family, put a single person on 50k a year and I am sure they can live quite comfortably. ---------------- 43 here- I was channeling many typical peas there for a second. Anytime income comes up it seems that the majority couldn't possibly live on anything less than 200K.
I am so far from a snob but the peas actually eat at this place? Just the signage looks gross let alone their menu. WTF it's little wonder our country is so grossly overweight, hashbrown casserole? Good gawd that sounds absolutely disgusting!
Oh but it's find to smack on other peas who were fat and aren't anymore because of their weight loss surgery? ---------------- Hey Lauren,
We smack on you because you're a fucking cunt.
Celia is not. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/--------- DITTO THAT ----------------------- can I get an amen!!!! ****************** Tritto and A-fucking-MEN!!
S0 someone who isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, like 2pea-do-dogs-have brains-Faithful is smackworthy? I've never seen her be anything but nice and supportive to other peas on the board. She doesn't eat at Cracker Barrel, so what? WHY is that smackworthy? Or Courtney Lynne...she's been nice. Yet she has been smacked here. See...the problem is that there are different blog bitches here than were at the Meatblog...EVERYONE was smackworthy there...Including 4H FatASS! Last week, y'all said this place was the same as the meatblog, but really it's not...not at all.
65Anonymous said... 65 S0 someone who isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, like 2pea-do-dogs-have brains-Faithful is smackworthy? I've never seen her be anything but nice and supportive to other peas on the board. She doesn't eat at Cracker Barrel, so what? WHY is that smackworthy? Or Courtney Lynne...she's been nice. Yet she has been smacked here. See...the problem is that there are different blog bitches here than were at the Meatblog...EVERYONE was smackworthy there...Including 4H FatASS! Last week, y'all said this place was the same as the meatblog, but really it's not...not at all.
March 27, 2012 8:04 AM
Smacked over stupidity, you know, saying stupid things. 2peasfaithful/table/dogbrains courtneylynn/i hate welfare but i'm on it 4Hmember/hasn't really said anything stupid so no smackin'
See the difference now? (You probably don't/won't but that's ok, you probably get smacked on yourself - for saying stupid shit)
No need to call that chick out on her weight, if that's all you have, it ain't much..
Being fat isn't a reason to smack someone. ------------------------------------
It always has been in the past.
------------ You are dense. I'll still smack Lauren's fatness b/c she's a bitch. She's a nasty, shriveled up, old hag who just happened to be fat. It's like a cherry on top.
You are dense. I'll still smack Lauren's fatness b/c she's a bitch. She's a nasty, shriveled up, old hag who just happened to be fat. It's like a cherry on top. ========================================= I've seen other people who aren't Lauren get smacked because of being fat. Anytime someone talks of weight loss surgery, you bitches rag all over them because they failed at losing weight in the way that YOU deem appropriate through diet and exercise.
It happened daily on the Meatblog.I guess you weren't a reader of that blog...must be one of the pea transplants to this one when the address was plastered all over NSBR...who claim they never read the vile things that are said over here.
Typhus gets smacked for being fat. You don't agree with her politics/Chrisshun beliefs but she is in NO WAY the same class of vile as Lauren. I've never seen her wish someone's kid dead.
She may not be fat anymore but that doesn't make her a nice person all of a sudden. She's a very unhappy woman and takes it out on strangers on a scrap book forum. Sad all the way around.
It happened daily on the Meatblog.I guess you weren't a reader of that blog...must be one of the pea transplants to this one when the address was plastered all over NSBR...who claim they never read the vile things that are said over here.
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Nope, I was a reader over there. Try again sweets.
YOU might've been a reader at the meatblog #80 but alot of these other bitches were not...hence the remarks last week that this place is different than the meatblog, which it is. The ONLY thing that's the same here as at the Meatblog is no smacking on kids, which I totally agree with.
Celia/4HFattie was smacked regularly on the meatblog simply for being fat. Now here, it's not ok because she's nice. Watch, she'll be the next lardass pea on SSI Disability because she can't work due to her morbid obesity, which she obviously inherited from her mother by the looks of them in her grad thread.
Can I nominate aslan's The Black Kid Deserved It thread for the blog keeper thread list? (My reasoning: it's six pages so far and definitely shows some peas' true colors.)
Celia has always been kind and never said a men thing that I have seen. She also, despite her health problems, got her fucking college degree, which is not easy no matter where you go.
Therefore I do not smack her and I don't criticize her for being hugely fat.
Lauren is not only a bitch - which sometimes I kinda like in some people.
Lauren is a fucking hypocrite and that is what I cannot stand about her. I detest her as a person. Fat or thin.
I also don't think Criminal Justice is a useless major, it's very practical. My niece graduates this spring with a BA in Russian Literature from a private school. THAT is a useless degree.
It might not work against her so much in the South. Judging from experience, being a fairly independent woman (and in a more masculine profession) will count against her more.
Can I nominate aslan's The Black Kid Deserved It thread for the blog keeper thread list? (My reasoning: it's six pages so far and definitely shows some peas' true colors.)
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Second this. Some of the posts are quite....remarkable.
For an attorney, L'Urine fails the most basic logic. If she considers Trayvon's murder to be the equivalent of a black-on-black murder, then 9-11 was just another plane crash.
Can I nominate aslan's The Black Kid Deserved It thread for the blog keeper thread list? (My reasoning: it's six pages so far and definitely shows some peas' true colors.) ###
I don't think it's terrible that she's fat but it will work against her in a job search. That is just the way it is.
It might not work against her so much in the South. Judging from experience, being a fairly independent woman (and in a more masculine profession) will count against her more. ================================================
THIS! She'd have been better off getting a social work degree. And yes, her being morbidly obese WILL work against her when she is searching for a job.
The leading opponents of same-sex marriage planned to defeat campaigns for gay marriage by "fanning the hostility" between black voters from gay voters and by casting President Obama as a radical foe of marriage, according to confidential documents made public in a Maine court today.
The documents, circulated by the gay rights group Human Rights Campaign, are marked "confidential" and detail the internal strategy of the National Organization for Marriage.
“The strategic goal of this project is to drive a wedge between gays and blacks—two key Democratic constituencies," says an internal report on 2008 and 2009 campaigns, in a section titled the "Not A Civil Right Project."
The group also sought to identify "victims" of same-sex marriage — children raised in gay households — and in another document budgeted $120,000 to locate "children of gay parents willing to speak on camera."
Typhus (as you call her, lol)/MrsTyler/says stupid shit/happens to be fat. Yep ragged on for fat because she ALSO says stupid things. It's easy to tack on a good 'ole "fat ass" when someone says stupid shit.
Back to the point. 4HMember doesn't say stupid shit so there's no reason to throw it out there to insult.
Why does lard-ass deliberately misspell the name of TRAYVON with an e instead of an a in that hate thread? It's deliberate because it was pointed out yet she does it in every single post with the kids' name.
100., that's classic L'Urine, a characteristic she'd exhibited for years, although mostly with other Peas. It's absolutely on purpose, and it's done to denigrate. She would also get in fights with other Peas and misspell their names over and over, knowing they hated it, and hoping to get the biggest reaction from them.
It's actually how she got the moniker L'Urine and Lowrent. The Blog loved turning this right back at her, and there were many versions of her name thrown about but the above stuck. Mostly because it's properly descriptive.
It's come to the point where I just can't go over to the pod anymore. It has become nothing but airhead SAHM's who can barely tie their shoes and helicopter over their ADHD/ADD/onthespectrum spawn, and fascist right-wing moron frothers with oxygen-deprived brain cells spouting off their "us against the world" brand of flag waving.
I read the crap over there and I seriously worry about the future of this country.
It's come to the point where I just can't go over to the pod anymore. It has become nothing but airhead SAHM's who can barely tie their shoes and helicopter over their ADHD/ADD/onthespectrum spawn, and fascist right-wing moron frothers with oxygen-deprived brain cells spouting off their "us against the world" brand of flag waving.
I read the crap over there and I seriously worry about the future of this country.
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Preach it.
I'm boggled by the racism, homophobia, and misogyny spewing from these people. In 20-fucking-12. Shoving their particular religion down everyone else's throat is just the icing on the cake.
They're turning this country into something they used to profess to hate: an ultra-conservative theocratic state. Pretty sure they think they can solve the "slut" problem with burkas and bare feet and a pregnancy every year.
Oh lookie, lardass's little lardass-wannabe (typhus) shares the inability to spell Trayvon correctly. Sweet how the student follows the master in all her idoit-syncracies.
They're turning this country into something they used to profess to hate: an ultra-conservative theocratic state. Pretty sure they think they can solve the "slut" problem with burkas and bare feet and a pregnancy every year.
^^^^^^
Noted conservative Michael Walsh laments women having non-procreative, fun sex; the lack of babies will be the dooooooooom of America.
PSA: you ladies can turn in their BC pills and IUDs at your local police station. Thank you for your cooperation.
Lauren needs an attitude adjustment. Her kind of behavior would never be tolerated from a child or teenager. She is so delusional that I don't think she will ever be ashamed of herself.
L'Urine's a miserable, lonely and ugly fucktard who hates everyone and everything. She has no one who gives a shit about her so she takes it out on everyone at two peas. She's an alcoholic, too.
She's pitiful. She builds her pathetic excuse for self-esteem up by acting like a bully on NSBR. She desperately needs a life but it's apparent that at her age and with her spiteful shitbag of a personality that it's never going to happen.
Someone needs to tell sammel to just stop posting political stuff. She's not doing herself any favors with the way she makes herself look and she's on the wrong forum for her crazy opinions.
112Anonymous said... 112 It's come to the point where I just can't go over to the pod anymore. It has become nothing but airhead SAHM's who can barely tie their shoes and helicopter over their ADHD/ADD/onthespectrum spawn, and fascist right-wing moron frothers with oxygen-deprived brain cells spouting off their "us against the world" brand of flag waving.
I read the crap over there and I seriously worry about the future of this country.
March 27, 2012 2:15 PM
I've been worried about the future for a long long time and it is now our present. It is now we need to be worried about.
and considering the vast majority of the peas are fat, most of them will hole up in their home, eating cream of crap casserole and protecting their coconut oil and Jolee's Boutique stash.
145Anonymous said... 145 I fear a pea apocolypse not a zombie apocolypse.
March 27, 2012 10:21 PM
Worrying about the future is not worrying about an apocalypse. (more stupidity coming out ugh..)
The future (which is now for some of us who have seen it coming for a long time - these Peas are very representative of America and how stupid Americans have become.) But we're free, right? Again, that has nothing to do with ANY apocalypse LOL (stupid is/stupid does)..
Lauren, when this many people don't like you, it may be a good time to take a long hard look in the mirror.
I've been smacked on here before but it was maybe two posts. If my name was brought up over and over and over again, I would think something needs to change.
I've been smacked on here before but it was maybe two posts. If my name was brought up over and over and over again, I would think something needs to change =============================== ITA! I've been mentioned here too, but in a minor way. One person made a comment and no-one else responded. Same thing happened another time (and I have my suspicions who it is). I've also been congratulated here. It made me laugh to see my name here. I agree, if I saw my name here the way L'Urine does, I'd be taking a good hard look at myself. So many people telling you that you are an ugly person should give you pause.
Just for fun, confess bitches, who else posts here AND has been talked about?
I've been smacked on here before but it was maybe two posts. If my name was brought up over and over and over again, I would think something needs to change -------------
No I think there are blog regulars who are obsessed with a pea they hate and anything that pea says "I love starbucks" will send them into a rage. For instance the fact that Myrna gets mentioned here all the time even though she left the board 5 years ago. Or the person that calls peas by unique nicknames.
Just for fun, confess bitches, who else posts here AND has been talked about? --------------- I have. And I agree with 161. I think I have one obsessed hater. Whatevers.
Lowrent would have made a great Nazi. =============== I can see her inviting her neighbors over for dinner and turning them in instead of serving dessert. To me that is the thing that is scary about Lauren. If you have not been around awhile or seen her meltdown/rage you might think for a minute she is sane or even a good person. I mean who could have such a cute granddaughter and be so hatefully insane?
Just for fun, confess bitches, who else posts here AND has been talked about? -------------- Me. I got smacked on the Meatblog too. Doesn't bother me because the comments where lame and really nothing hateful just ignorant.
I swear to god every time I see one of these posts I want to tell them that the same thing happened to my cousin and they died within a week. Get a fucking grip. Your numbers weren't even that low. Your Dr.'s office gave you instructions on what to do, but please by all means come to the pod for better advice. If you really distrust what your doc has told you enough that you need diagnosis validation from the peas, you should CHANGE YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR!!!! Christ on a cracker stupid should be painful.
Woman says she found a moldy tampon in her Kotex box--she accidently pushed it out of the applicator. Kotex basically says, It happens but isn't harmful. Peas are grossed out and are flogging the diva cup again.
It wasn't what I thought it would be when I opened it.
I've seen myself talked about here 3 times. One was probably warranted. Different strokes for different folks. The second one -- someone here totally misinterpreted what I had said on 2Peas and came over here ranting about me. I don't know if she read it too quickly or if I hadn't been clear enough, but it was totally twisted around on here. And a few others jumped on the bandwagon, probably without even reading my post on 2Peas. Third one - I had told a story and people didn't believe it and were "calling BS" on me, even though the story was 100% true and not embellished at all. I think a lot of people must live sheltered lives where everyone's pretty much the same b/c what I said about a couple people in my family was not all that wacky (unusual maybe, but not off the charts), but people here were all over it, saying there's no way people lived like that or would do that, etc.
175 eh usually it wouldn't bother me, I have major pms today, 2 kids home puking, and am fighting with my dh so i'm more easily irritated today.
usually I get annoyed at the peas who complain about other people's thread titles, actually. probably i should stay away from the computer today before I get any wimpier
I've been smacked once--I figured I deserved it. It's rare that someone gets smacked here without earning it.
True, true. Me too. Still a shocker, but when ya stop and think about it, ya just think, oh yeah, I would have been all over that one myself it wasn't me posting it! LOL
PDRs stalker is Carla, no doubt in my mind. ------ Or Seanna. Or AnnaBanana. Or (believe it or not) bay bunny. They all have a bunch of crazy invested in PDR and just can't.let.go.
I also don't PDR even comes around the pod or this blog any more. I think she has found another outlet for her special brand of looney.
176Anonymous said... 176 175 eh usually it wouldn't bother me, I have major pms today, 2 kids home puking, and am fighting with my dh so i'm more easily irritated today.
usually I get annoyed at the peas who complain about other people's thread titles, actually. probably i should stay away from the computer today before I get any wimpier
March 28, 2012 10:01 AM
Aww Damn, you took the fun out of smacking on you! Hope your day goes better lol, don't get any wimpier!
PDR came back as Miss My Oatesy or whoever that crazy was. She admitted it finally and then took off again, at least I think so, I haven't seen her since.
I post here at this blog almost daily. I also post at the pod almost daily. I have never been smacked here. People would be FUCKING amazed if they realized who I am.
People would be FUCKING amazed if they realized who I am.
Suck on that, bitches! -------------- I think you would be amazed how few people care. If anyone was rabid to know who anyone here really was it would be easy to find out. Thing is most of us plain don't care. We come here to bitch about an annoying comment, laugh at a dumbass and say what we are really thinking while at the same time preserving a nice side for the 2Peas board. Most of us are not hard-core crazy bitches ready to cut somebody. We are regular 2Peas posters who like the site for the most part but have a need to vent a little more than is excepted at the bucket.
Truth is if any of us really hated the place as much as we claim here sometimes we wouldn't invest so much time into either that site or this blog. It's a great site full of crazy and fun and information and everyone here loves it to some degree even if they won't admit it to themselves.
Fromt the Uncrustables thread - just out of curiosity decided to look up this pea on fb - PolarGreen12 - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=584703117 permalink - https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409472_10150490783603118_584703117_8679933_1787233724_n.jpg
Holy crap. Makes perfect sense her comment - "I will still eat my frozen uncrustables in the summer."
I've been mentioned here a few times. Once for poking the crazy and I was told just to ignore. Which advice I have now taken since it really doesn't make any difference what I say, nothing is going to change so why bother.
Another time because someone was jealous of my job and said whoop de doo, she does this. No one else responded.
Lurine has to be a cold hearted bitch to be ok with everyone hating her. I would hate to have been one of her children. They are so messed up with good reason.
My social/political/religious leanings are pretty much in opposition to the views of some of the meanest craziest people at the board (they also seem to just dislike my generation in general) so I don't post there. I love twopeas, been lurking since I was 14, but I don't participate. So entitled, lazy, and cowardly.
Is it just me or is the bukkit really moving slowly these days? No good drama besides the stench of L'Urine and the same posts stay on page one for what seems like dayssss.
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Hmmm... I pea OFten must be a blog bitch... she bumped the Celia(Alwaysa4Hmember) graduation thread from almost a year ago.
6Anonymous said... 6 Hmmm... I pea OFten must be a blog bitch... she bumped the Celia(Alwaysa4Hmember) graduation thread from almost a year ago.
March 26, 2012 2:27 PM
Yeah, she's a real bright one. She's the one that claimed for a month that she was leaving and just waiting for2Ps to delete her account. Just to make a new one, what?!?, the following week?
As for 4HMember, she could easily get a job as a probation officer with that degree. Some of them make upward of $75,000 a year.
Sure would beat Walmart.
Incarceration: growth industry.
Sure is interesting that she bumped that graduation thread. The blog in her signature has the below address, yet it's private.
She's been around long enough to know how to put a link in her signature.
gijanedoe.blogspot.com/
*Things that make you go hmmmmm*
Oh please! We all know that bitch/troll CaptainK btts threads all the time then deletes her posts. On the last blog entry the person who linked to alwaysa4hmember's old thread said "from last year :)". IPeaOften probably saw it on the board after it had been btted.
I have to say it gets kind of old that you guys always post old threads then whomever posts to it had to be the reading the blog and btted it.
Who's to say that Captain K btt'd that one? Unless U of course ARE Captain K,#11.
It just slays me that most peas say they don't read the Blog, when it's SO obvious they do!
If it's been almost a year since she graduated and she STILL hasn't gotten a job that would utilize her degree, then it's pretty worthless in my opinion. So, I guess she's on LOA from that big payin job at the Walmarts
It’s kind of entertaining, the sheer preposterosity of the excuses that these nasty bints are making up for George Zimmerman.
The dumber the excuse, the plainer it becomes that they’re making shit up, and the more pathetic they seem.
An 140 lb kid attacked and beat a 240 lb man to a pulp. Riiiiight.
11Anonymous said... 11 Oh please! We all know that bitch/troll CaptainK btts threads all the time then deletes her posts. On the last blog entry the person who linked to alwaysa4hmember's old thread said "from last year :)". IPeaOften probably saw it on the board after it had been btted.
I have to say it gets kind of old that you guys always post old threads then whomever posts to it had to be the reading the blog and btted it.
March 26, 2012 2:58 PM
12Anonymous said... 12 Who's to say that Captain K btt'd that one? Unless U of course ARE Captain K,#11.
It just slays me that most peas say they don't read the Blog, when it's SO obvious they do!
March 26, 2012 3:06 PM
Busted, get over it.
He chased that young man down and shot him for being black and in his neighborhood. Why is it so hard for them to admit that he is a terrible person, a racist, a murderer, that his ilk is sadly common in every city in our country, and that what we need is to come together to denounce him, people like him, and the terrible things that they do?
16 Because they are fucking racists, Trayvon didn't do anything to warrant getting killed. His only crime was thinking he lived in a free country.
Because they're so heavily invested in the U.S. being post racial. They don't ever want to admit racism is still rampant in this country. Then they'd have to accept affirmative action, etc., and they couldn't be so bitchy about social problems like teen pregnancy.
And didn't horse mouth make a big spectacle over the dude at the grocery store buying beer and diapers being Maori? She never came back to respond to that thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160397
Yep, 19, she sure did. Every time I see a thread of hers since then, I think "deflection." Especially with that Hunger Games thread.
What's the big deal about Hunger Games, anyway? Can somebody give me the Cliff Notes version?
Lmao, Sylvidiot has rushed to the Pod to let the Peas know that Zimmerman used the term "fucking punks," instead of "fucking c##ns."
Somebody tell her that Zimmerman's lawyer announced yesterday that Zimmerman said "fucking goons." A term Zimmerman uses as an "endearment."
They're desperate.
Didn't think it was possible, but the right wing echo chamber is determined to lynch Trayvon after his death.
Jill is such a bitch. I love how she is offended that people told her so in the Tori Spelling thread. Yes, it's a celebrity, but it's the fact that Jill always thinks she is so funny, that pisses me off. If somebody disagrees with her for ANY reason, or doesn't find her humorous, then there is a need to "unclench?"
Are people really that stupid? Does she not know that she comes off as such a bitch 99% of the time and that's why people commented about her the way the did?
Captain Kunt is always such a cum stain.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160408
"Yeah, boo hoo. I wonder how the pioneer women did it, or women in all the developing nations that literally MUST get up and work/hunt/gather if they want to eat that night. "
Says the Kunty SAHM!
It was common back then to die in childbirth. Or from post partem infection. The good old days.
I couldn't figure out at first what the hell she was talking about "S/o U.s.mat leaves"?? What the hell is THAT?
23: how do you know what Jill thinks? My perception is she isn't really mean to other peas (if she has been, I missed it), she has a unique sense of humor, and she doesn't seem to care what others think.
Yeah, Jill has a uniquie sense of humor, like, not funny at all. Most call it annoying if not stupid but you can call her funny, 27. And yes, she was mean to other peas. She's one of the top 10 bitches on the bukkit if not in the top 5. Go bump one of her photo threads, I dare you! She's love you for fucking ever!
Jill is starving for attention.
I've seen this emmafrost post on a few posts today and they definitely left me with a WTF response. Seriously, WTF.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160397
What amazes me is that the righties are all flapping their gums about "the media manipulating news to reflect a certain viewpoint" and yet they would SWEAR that Fox never does that!!
Lmao, Sylvidiot has rushed to the Pod to let the Peas know that Zimmerman used the term "fucking punks," instead of "fucking c##ns."
Somebody tell her that Zimmerman's lawyer announced yesterday that Zimmerman said "fucking goons." A term Zimmerman uses as an "endearment."
They're desperate.
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They've thrown "coon-ass" into the mix as well. A term used pretty much exclusively by Louisiana Cajuns amongst each other.
Desperate? Yes they are.
C'mon now...they're never, ever wrong about anything.
It just sometimes takes them a while to come up with the right "explanation".
23: how do you know what Jill thinks? My perception is she isn't really mean to other peas (if she has been, I missed it), she has a unique sense of humor, and she doesn't seem to care what others think.
March 26, 2012 6:02 PM
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I know Jill thinks she's funny because she has told us several times over the past 8 years. Where in the hell have you been? If somebody doesn't agree with her 'humor' then according to her you don't have one.
She's one of those that finds funny stuff from the internet like one year after everybody else has seen it, and then thinks she's hysterical.
She's lame.
What do you ladies think will happen with George Zimmerman? I think it will end up being "minor" state charges--maybe manslaughter--but federal hate crime charges.
It seems clear to me that it was a hate crime.
29: Like Lauren? Please. I just don't see it. And I'm not a "jill fan", just calling it like I see it.
20: Evil Captiol rules over 12 districts. 24 tributes (2 from each, 12-18) are thrown into a ring to fight to the death, all televised on TV. Rebellion ensues. The end.
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At least alwaysa4hmember is trying to do something with her life.
Jill is annoying and self-satisfied, but so many Peas are worse. Hateful, destructive, call-your-house Stacy Angel worse. Neglect your kids Sass worse.
Not to mention the despicable trinity of L'Urine, Typhus and Lynloon. Somebody please put a Hannibal Lector mask on Lynloon.
What do you ladies think will happen with George Zimmerman? I think it will end up being "minor" state charges--maybe manslaughter--but federal hate crime charges.
It seems clear to me that it was a hate crime.
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I pretty much agree. Dead boys can't speak to their own defense and the complete fuck-up (deliberate IMHO) with regard to evidence and investigation will work in Zimmerman's favor.
I hope that that police dept and prosecuters office are both dismantled and the mofo's directly involved do jail time.
If it's been almost a year since she graduated and she STILL hasn't gotten a job that would utilize her degree, then it's pretty worthless in my opinion.
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In this job market? Seriously? You are way out of touch. Pick up a newspaper.
http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/Jobs/JobDetails.aspx?ipath=EXIND&siteid=cbindeed&Job_DID=JHV58W6W4KL9Q1BKSD1
Chief Probation Officer Colusa County Probation
Base Pay : $87,852 - $106,788 /Year
At least alwaysa4hmember is trying to do something with her life.
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I'll be a Pea.......
None of those jobs pay nearly enough to live a comfortable life. @@
....and I agree. She unlike 99% of Peas is trying to do something.
Alwaysa4hmember has never been bitchy or annoying... I can't find anything to smack on her about.
I hope she finds a great job, gets healthy, and has a happy life.
39 - thank you. I think Jill catches a lot of crap from people, but she is just a fun pea that obviously some do not like, and that's okay. As for not the claim of her not liking people with other opinions, I've seen just the opposite from her. She stands her ground on some big things but when it comes to lesser important things, she just goes with the flow.
Aw, Jill has a friend here.
100k a year is not a comfortable lifestyle?
Get the fuck outta here. You're delusional.
actually 50K is the benchmark... as an average(and yes this can vary depending on where you live) 50k will meet your needs, after that everything you make is extra. So if you are even making 60k a year you have an extra 10k to play with, that's pretty comfortable to me. AND that is for a family, put a single person on 50k a year and I am sure they can live quite comfortably.
Really? You can't find ANYTHING to smack 4hFattie On? Have you LOOKED at her picture? She is well over 400lbs!! Sorry but her weight ALONE makes her a risk to hire as an employee...degree or not.
I've read the classified ads..Celia should've picked a career that would land her a J-O-B and out of her parents house!!
It's doubtful Celia will pull a 50K starting salary in Arkansas...25K is more like it.
I'm glad she finished her college degree. Still think she picked a piss-poor major with little job prospect. Especially in her podunk town in Arkansas. There are jobs out there for prison guards and Celia did go on a job interview not too long ago and she turned it down!! That was a smart thing to do! NOT! And she certainly cant be someone's trophy wife a la the majority of the peas.
Celia seems like a sweet girl, but very sad and I just can't bring myself to smack on anyone who is clearly struggling in their life as much as she seems to.
I have nothing to smack on Celia for. She's always been kind on the board.
Couldn't care less about her weight, it's none of my business.
Oh but it's find to smack on other peas who were fat and aren't anymore because of their weight loss surgery?
Ok then... love how double standards work here on the blog. If Celia were a nasty or dumb pea, you bitches would be ALL over her like Lauren or TwoPeaFaithful.
53 you are right... hence the "she has always been kind on the board" and the "I just can't bring myself to smack on anyone who is clearly struggling in their life as much as she seems to. "
Strike a nerve? Are you one of those lazy ass weight loss peas who couldn't just buck the fuck up and stop eating and had to have their body altered so that they physically couldn't eat, to lose weight?
So yes, the rules go, you are a nice pea who causes no drama.. no smack.
You are a cuntymcCunterson smack you into next week.
@53 I feel like I post the same thing every couple of weeks... DIFFERENT people post here. Right now you have the blog bitches who don't smack people about their weight, in 6 hours time there will be DIFFERENT people posting who do, and tomorrow there will be different people posting again.
Christ on a cracker, it's not that hard to understand.
Thatb doesn't mean there is a double standard, it simply means that different people with different opinions post here.
You're not very bright are you?
100k a year is not a comfortable lifestyle?
Get the fuck outta here. You're delusional.
actually 50K is the benchmark... as an average(and yes this can vary depending on where you live) 50k will meet your needs, after that everything you make is extra. So if you are even making 60k a year you have an extra 10k to play with, that's pretty comfortable to me. AND that is for a family, put a single person on 50k a year and I am sure they can live quite comfortably.
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43 here- I was channeling many typical peas there for a second. Anytime income comes up it seems that the majority couldn't possibly live on anything less than 200K.
Oh but it's find to smack on other peas who were fat and aren't anymore because of their weight loss surgery?
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Hey Lauren,
We smack on you because you're a fucking cunt.
Celia is not.
Oh but it's find to smack on other peas who were fat and aren't anymore because of their weight loss surgery?
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Hey Lauren,
We smack on you because you're a fucking cunt.
Celia is not.
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DITTO THAT
Oh but it's find to smack on other peas who were fat and aren't anymore because of their weight loss surgery?
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Hey Lauren,
We smack on you because you're a fucking cunt.
Celia is not.
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DITTO THAT
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can I get an amen!!!!
Amen! and a halleluiah to boot!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160483
I am so far from a snob but the peas actually eat at this place? Just the signage looks gross let alone their menu. WTF it's little wonder our country is so grossly overweight, hashbrown casserole? Good gawd that sounds absolutely disgusting!
Of course Lauren loves Cracker Barrel.
But the OP seriously is dumb as shit. You can't figure out what the fuck to feed yourself?
Oh but it's find to smack on other peas who were fat and aren't anymore because of their weight loss surgery?
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Hey Lauren,
We smack on you because you're a fucking cunt.
Celia is not.
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DITTO THAT
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can I get an amen!!!!
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Tritto and A-fucking-MEN!!
47Anonymous said... 47 100k a year is not a comfortable lifestyle?
Get the fuck outta here. You're delusional.
March 27, 2012 3:59 AM
You really should go and reread the comment you are referring to.
Psssst, some people can't read dripping sarcasm.
S0 someone who isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, like 2pea-do-dogs-have brains-Faithful is smackworthy? I've never seen her be anything but nice and supportive to other peas on the board. She doesn't eat at Cracker Barrel, so what? WHY is that smackworthy? Or Courtney Lynne...she's been nice. Yet she has been smacked here.
See...the problem is that there are different blog bitches here than were at the Meatblog...EVERYONE was smackworthy there...Including 4H FatASS! Last week, y'all said this place was the same as the meatblog, but really it's not...not at all.
47Anonymous said... 47 100k a year is not a comfortable lifestyle?
Get the fuck outta here. You're delusional.
March 27, 2012 3:59 AM
You really should go and reread the comment you are referring to.
Psssst, some people can't read dripping sarcasm.
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I went back and re-read. I missed the @@ at first. Sew me. It was early.
66Anonymous said... 66 47Anonymous said... 47 100k a year is not a comfortable lifestyle?
Get the fuck outta here. You're delusional.
March 27, 2012 3:59 AM
You really should go and reread the comment you are referring to.
Psssst, some people can't read dripping sarcasm.
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I went back and re-read. I missed the @@ at first. Sew me. It was early.
March 27, 2012 8:05 AM
Fine, I'll sew you LOL :)
Thanks for seeing the error of your ways and admitting to your faults LOL :P
[drip sarcasm]
65Anonymous said... 65 S0 someone who isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, like 2pea-do-dogs-have brains-Faithful is smackworthy? I've never seen her be anything but nice and supportive to other peas on the board. She doesn't eat at Cracker Barrel, so what? WHY is that smackworthy? Or Courtney Lynne...she's been nice. Yet she has been smacked here.
See...the problem is that there are different blog bitches here than were at the Meatblog...EVERYONE was smackworthy there...Including 4H FatASS! Last week, y'all said this place was the same as the meatblog, but really it's not...not at all.
March 27, 2012 8:04 AM
Smacked over stupidity, you know, saying stupid things.
2peasfaithful/table/dogbrains
courtneylynn/i hate welfare but i'm on it
4Hmember/hasn't really said anything stupid so no smackin'
See the difference now? (You probably don't/won't but that's ok, you probably get smacked on yourself - for saying stupid shit)
No need to call that chick out on her weight, if that's all you have, it ain't much..
Adding this:
Some are called fat but they also say stupid shit. Goes w/the territory. Favfourfatass sniffed sacks. See? Stupid/Fat/Ok to smack.
Thank you 168 from having to type out a long drawn out explanation. You hit all the points very simply.
Pretty sure Celia would return someone's heirloom table, she also seems to be working and has a real degree not a bible school one.
Being fat isn't a reason to smack someone. Actions are.
2peasfaithful gets it here because her false modesty is irritating and transparent.
Actually no Celia is NOT working right now, she's out on a LOA but no one knows why.
Being fat isn't a reason to smack someone.
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It always has been in the past.
Being fat isn't a reason to smack someone.
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It always has been in the past.
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You are dense. I'll still smack Lauren's fatness b/c she's a bitch. She's a nasty, shriveled up, old hag who just happened to be fat. It's like a cherry on top.
Lauren really is relentlessly racist. I've never before seen someone so shamelessly crow about how much they hate brown people.
You are dense. I'll still smack Lauren's fatness b/c she's a bitch. She's a nasty, shriveled up, old hag who just happened to be fat. It's like a cherry on top.
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I've seen other people who aren't Lauren get smacked because of being fat. Anytime someone talks of weight loss surgery, you bitches rag all over them because they failed at losing weight in the way that YOU deem appropriate through diet and exercise.
It happened daily on the Meatblog.I guess you weren't a reader of that blog...must be one of the pea transplants to this one when the address was plastered all over NSBR...who claim they never read the vile things that are said over here.
Typhus gets smacked for being fat. You don't agree with her politics/Chrisshun beliefs but she is in NO WAY the same class of vile as Lauren. I've never seen her wish someone's kid dead.
And that's the thing...Lauren ISN'T fat anymore so you can't smack on her for that anymore and it just KILLS you blog bitches
She may not be fat anymore but that doesn't make her a nice person all of a sudden. She's a very unhappy woman and takes it out on strangers on a scrap book forum. Sad all the way around.
Hey Lauren,
We smack on you because you're a fucking cunt.
Celia is not.
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Amen.
It happened daily on the Meatblog.I guess you weren't a reader of that blog...must be one of the pea transplants to this one when the address was plastered all over NSBR...who claim they never read the vile things that are said over here.
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Nope, I was a reader over there. Try again sweets.
And that's the thing...Lauren ISN'T fat anymore so you can't smack on her for that anymore and it just KILLS you blog bitches
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Now she's just ugly
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160521
Stir, stir, stir the pot!
Geraldo apologized, now what Lauren?
YOU might've been a reader at the meatblog #80 but alot of these other bitches were not...hence the remarks last week that this place is different than the meatblog, which it is.
The ONLY thing that's the same here as at the Meatblog is no smacking on kids, which I totally agree with.
Celia/4HFattie was smacked regularly on the meatblog simply for being fat. Now here, it's not ok because she's nice. Watch, she'll be the next lardass pea on SSI Disability because she can't work due to her morbid obesity, which she obviously inherited from her mother by the looks of them in her grad thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3160302&pg=6
Can I nominate aslan's The Black Kid Deserved It thread for the blog keeper thread list? (My reasoning: it's six pages so far and definitely shows some peas' true colors.)
EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING wants to throat punch Lauren. When I see her avatar I want to stab someone.
Jesus CHRIST on a cracker I'm going to scream!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160521
EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING wants to throat punch Lauren. When I see her avatar I want to stab someone.
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I think that's the reaction she's going for. She doesn't need a vibrator, she gets her rocks off by being a bitch.
Celia has always been kind and never said a men thing that I have seen. She also, despite her health problems, got her fucking college degree, which is not easy no matter where you go.
Therefore I do not smack her and I don't criticize her for being hugely fat.
Lauren is not only a bitch - which sometimes I kinda like in some people.
Lauren is a fucking hypocrite and that is what I cannot stand about her. I detest her as a person. Fat or thin.
I also don't think Criminal Justice is a useless major, it's very practical. My niece graduates this spring with a BA in Russian Literature from a private school. THAT is a useless degree.
I don't think it's terrible that she's fat but it will work against her in a job search. That is just the way it is.
It might not work against her so much in the South. Judging from experience, being a fairly independent woman (and in a more masculine profession) will count against her more.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3160302&pg=6
Can I nominate aslan's The Black Kid Deserved It thread for the blog keeper thread list? (My reasoning: it's six pages so far and definitely shows some peas' true colors.)
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Second this. Some of the posts are quite....remarkable.
For an attorney, L'Urine fails the most basic logic. If she considers Trayvon's murder to be the equivalent of a black-on-black murder, then 9-11 was just another plane crash.
"Dead is dead."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160521
Stir, stir, stir the pot!
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I want them to keep it up.
I want everyone else in this country to see what exactly is lurking under their (the looney racist fringe's) rock.
It ain't pretty, that's for sure.
Can I nominate aslan's The Black Kid Deserved It thread for the blog keeper thread list? (My reasoning: it's six pages so far and definitely shows some peas' true colors.)
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Yes, please.
Old pea new name needs to have her fucking computer taken away from her
I don't think it's terrible that she's fat but it will work against her in a job search. That is just the way it is.
It might not work against her so much in the South. Judging from experience, being a fairly independent woman (and in a more masculine profession) will count against her more.
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THIS! She'd have been better off getting a social work degree. And yes, her being morbidly obese WILL work against her when she is searching for a job.
The leading opponents of same-sex marriage planned to defeat campaigns for gay marriage by "fanning the hostility" between black voters from gay voters and by casting President Obama as a radical foe of marriage, according to confidential documents made public in a Maine court today.
The documents, circulated by the gay rights group Human Rights Campaign, are marked "confidential" and detail the internal strategy of the National Organization for Marriage.
“The strategic goal of this project is to drive a wedge between gays and blacks—two key Democratic constituencies," says an internal report on 2008 and 2009 campaigns, in a section titled the "Not A Civil Right Project."
http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/in-secret-documents-anti-gay-marriage-group-plott
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No. Not racist or homophobic or devisive AT ALL.
The group also sought to identify "victims" of same-sex marriage — children raised in gay households — and in another document budgeted $120,000 to locate "children of gay parents willing to speak on camera."
Job creators!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
76,
Typhus (as you call her, lol)/MrsTyler/says stupid shit/happens to be fat. Yep ragged on for fat because she ALSO says stupid things. It's easy to tack on a good 'ole "fat ass" when someone says stupid shit.
Back to the point. 4HMember doesn't say stupid shit so there's no reason to throw it out there to insult.
Don't like it?, okay, too bad for you LOL
Why does lard-ass deliberately misspell the name of TRAYVON with an e instead of an a in that hate thread? It's deliberate because it was pointed out yet she does it in every single post with the kids' name.
100., that's classic L'Urine, a characteristic she'd exhibited for years, although mostly with other Peas. It's absolutely on purpose, and it's done to denigrate. She would also get in fights with other Peas and misspell their names over and over, knowing they hated it, and hoping to get the biggest reaction from them.
It's actually how she got the moniker L'Urine and Lowrent. The Blog loved turning this right back at her, and there were many versions of her name thrown about but the above stuck. Mostly because it's properly descriptive.
It's funny to see how furious she gets about being called L'urine. Shoe on the other foot and all that.
She's a waste of fucking oxygen.
I feel back for Jackie, having to have THAT for her grandmother.
37 - thanks for the spoiler. You've saved me hours I'd never get back.
back = bad
It's naptime over here at my job
37 - thanks for the spoiler. You've saved me hours I'd never get back.
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They didn't give a spoiler you dolt
Its a brief synopis similar to: teenage girl meets a teenaged vampire, they fall in love and drama ensues.
dumbledore dies
86Anonymous said... 86 EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING wants to throat punch Lauren. When I see her avatar I want to stab someone.
Jesus CHRIST on a cracker I'm going to scream!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160521
March 27, 2012 10:34 AM
Go take your fuckin' medicine you psycho.
107 - Go fuck your stupidass self.
It's come to the point where I just can't go over to the pod anymore. It has become nothing but airhead SAHM's who can barely tie their shoes and helicopter over their ADHD/ADD/onthespectrum spawn, and fascist right-wing moron frothers with oxygen-deprived brain cells spouting off their "us against the world" brand of flag waving.
I read the crap over there and I seriously worry about the future of this country.
Rosebud was his sled.
Fight! Lauren vs Pepea
Dalai Mama is the only one in that thread that makes any sense.
112 - ITA
adding on wanting to discuss politics.
Cinderella lives happily ever after.
I read the crap over there and I seriously worry about the future of this country.
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Get out of my head. I was coming to post that here right now. Everything you said. I've been at 2Peas for 12 yrs and never have seen it this bad.
And that's the thing...Lauren ISN'T fat anymore so you can't smack on her for that anymore and it just KILLS you blog bitches
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It doesn't kill me. Her personality, or lack thereof, is what kills me!
Lauren must be a real sucky lawyer to be posting on a message board and invest so much time into it. She must not have any clients.
"Some of us are finding a way without government intervention."
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160577
Sure, SDevin, some of you have a spouse you can spend the rest of your lives mooching off of. Not exactly handling the situation for yourself...
Frothing at the mouth, that's what I see at the bukkit over Trayvon's death and Obama.
Frothing at the mouth, that's what I see at the bukkit over Trayvon's death and Obama.
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And what's the common denominator there? It's shameful what's being said.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160577
JustLizzy wins the stupid shit award! She retired very early and now doesn't have health insurance? And claims she can't afford it?
Dumber than a box of rocks.
It's come to the point where I just can't go over to the pod anymore. It has become nothing but airhead SAHM's who can barely tie their shoes and helicopter over their ADHD/ADD/onthespectrum spawn, and fascist right-wing moron frothers with oxygen-deprived brain cells spouting off their "us against the world" brand of flag waving.
I read the crap over there and I seriously worry about the future of this country.
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Preach it.
I'm boggled by the racism, homophobia, and misogyny spewing from these people. In 20-fucking-12. Shoving their particular religion down everyone else's throat is just the icing on the cake.
They're turning this country into something they used to profess to hate: an ultra-conservative theocratic state. Pretty sure they think they can solve the "slut" problem with burkas and bare feet and a pregnancy every year.
Fuck.
Oh lookie, lardass's little lardass-wannabe (typhus) shares the inability to spell Trayvon correctly. Sweet how the student follows the master in all her idoit-syncracies.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3160302&pg=7
They're turning this country into something they used to profess to hate: an ultra-conservative theocratic state. Pretty sure they think they can solve the "slut" problem with burkas and bare feet and a pregnancy every year.
^^^^^^
Noted conservative Michael Walsh laments women having non-procreative, fun sex; the lack of babies will be the dooooooooom of America.
PSA: you ladies can turn in their BC pills and IUDs at your local police station. Thank you for your cooperation.
The future is closer than you think.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/294222/consequences-no-consequences-michael-walsh
I so want to post on those threads using Zimmerman's man spelled Zimmermon.
Lauren needs an attitude adjustment. Her kind of behavior would never be tolerated from a child or teenager. She is so delusional that I don't think she will ever be ashamed of herself.
L'urine's ego is one of the few man-made objects visible from outer space.
Lauren needs an attitude adjustment. Her kind of behavior would never be tolerated from a child or teenager.
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What behavior is that, 128?
The difference in the outrage between the Trayvon Martin murder and the Ervin Jefferson murder stems from the misuse of the "Stand Your Ground" law.
The security guards that shot that other teenager were taken into custody, along with a whole host of others.
The weren't just taken at their word at the scene of the crime. They were questioned at the police department.
THAT is were the outrage started! THAT is why it got media attention!
FUCK!
That post @ 131 wasn't directed at anyone here, I just had to get that off my chest, and I've given up posting at the bucket.
Lowrent would have made a great Nazi.
I've given up posting at the bucket.
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me too. pretty sad when a smack blog is nicer than a scrapbook messageboard. @@
Lowrent is a reincarnated Nazi...
And that's the thing...Lauren ISN'T fat anymore so you can't smack on her for that anymore and it just KILLS you blog bitches
March 27, 2012 9:42 AM
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Hi, Lauren! You racist fucktard.
LOL! Yeah, it just KILLS me that Lauren isn't fat anymore.
Too bad her asshole-sized personality stayed put.
L'Urine's a miserable, lonely and ugly fucktard who hates everyone and everything. She has no one who gives a shit about her so she takes it out on everyone at two peas. She's an alcoholic, too.
She's pitiful. She builds her pathetic excuse for self-esteem up by acting like a bully on NSBR. She desperately needs a life but it's apparent that at her age and with her spiteful shitbag of a personality that it's never going to happen.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160538
Someone needs to tell sammel to just stop posting political stuff. She's not doing herself any favors with the way she makes herself look and she's on the wrong forum for her crazy opinions.
Lauren is still ugly.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/201144/
My eyes...they BURNNNNNNNNNNNN. Is that a third eye in the middle of her gargoyle forehead?
Ahhh...the ginger, it burnssssssssss
LOL! Yeah, it just KILLS me that Lauren isn't fat anymore.
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being fat was/is the least of Laurine's problems.
KAS is standing up to Lowrent and her ridiculousness all over the Martin threads. It's throwing L'urine for a loop.
112Anonymous said... 112 It's come to the point where I just can't go over to the pod anymore. It has become nothing but airhead SAHM's who can barely tie their shoes and helicopter over their ADHD/ADD/onthespectrum spawn, and fascist right-wing moron frothers with oxygen-deprived brain cells spouting off their "us against the world" brand of flag waving.
I read the crap over there and I seriously worry about the future of this country.
March 27, 2012 2:15 PM
I've been worried about the future for a long long time and it is now our present. It is now we need to be worried about.
I fear a pea apocolypse not a zombie apocolypse.
145-yeah, cause the zombies would die of starvation if they had to sustain themselves on peatard brains.
and considering the vast majority of the peas are fat, most of them will hole up in their home, eating cream of crap casserole and protecting their coconut oil and Jolee's Boutique stash.
145Anonymous said... 145 I fear a pea apocolypse not a zombie apocolypse.
March 27, 2012 10:21 PM
Worrying about the future is not worrying about an apocalypse. (more stupidity coming out ugh..)
The future (which is now for some of us who have seen it coming for a long time - these Peas are very representative of America and how stupid Americans have become.) But we're free, right? Again, that has nothing to do with ANY apocalypse LOL (stupid is/stupid does)..
oops I didn't finish my thought: they have fat store to feed off ;)
So tired of the ONE person who talks to themself on here too.
150 = Theresa Caputo
150, are you talking about the Lauren defender?
I dislike her too because we all know who it is.
Lauren, when this many people don't like you, it may be a good time to take a long hard look in the mirror.
I've been smacked on here before but it was maybe two posts. If my name was brought up over and over and over again, I would think something needs to change.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160623
No wonder bitch is fat if she doesn't even know how to take a walk. Sheesh.
My eyes...they BURNNNNNNNNNNNN. Is that a third eye in the middle of her gargoyle forehead?
Ahhh...the ginger, it burnssssssssss
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You really need to grow up and start acting like a mature adult.
No wonder bitch is fat if she doesn't even know how to take a walk. Sheesh.
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/eyeroll
151Anonymous said... 151 150 = Theresa Caputo
March 27, 2012 11:55 PM
Hi Cleo!
I've been smacked on here before but it was maybe two posts. If my name was brought up over and over and over again, I would think something needs to change
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ITA! I've been mentioned here too, but in a minor way. One person made a comment and no-one else responded. Same thing happened another time (and I have my suspicions who it is). I've also been congratulated here.
It made me laugh to see my name here. I agree, if I saw my name here the way L'Urine does, I'd be taking a good hard look at myself. So many people telling you that you are an ugly person should give you pause.
Just for fun, confess bitches, who else posts here AND has been talked about?
Not talked about here but I haven't started a thread in quite awhile and rarely respond anymore. It's not worth it being a very low level tier pea.
The threads I start rarely go anywhere....and I tend to kill the ones I post on. I am an invisible pea...lol.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160662
Sammel truly is dumb. Dumb question. And we don't care about your payroll, talk to your dh.
I've been smacked on here before but it was maybe two posts. If my name was brought up over and over and over again, I would think something needs to change
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No I think there are blog regulars who are obsessed with a pea they hate and anything that pea says "I love starbucks" will send them into a rage. For instance the fact that Myrna gets mentioned here all the time even though she left the board 5 years ago. Or the person that calls peas by unique nicknames.
PDRs stalker is Carla, no doubt in my mind.
Just for fun, confess bitches, who else posts here AND has been talked about?
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I have.
And I agree with 161. I think I have one obsessed hater.
Whatevers.
Lowrent would have made a great Nazi.
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I can see her inviting her neighbors over for dinner and turning them in instead of serving dessert. To me that is the thing that is scary about Lauren. If you have not been around awhile or seen her meltdown/rage you might think for a minute she is sane or even a good person. I mean who could have such a cute granddaughter and be so hatefully insane?
Just for fun, confess bitches, who else posts here AND has been talked about?
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Me. I got smacked on the Meatblog too. Doesn't bother me because the comments where lame and really nothing hateful just ignorant.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160524
I swear to god every time I see one of these posts I want to tell them that the same thing happened to my cousin and they died within a week. Get a fucking grip. Your numbers weren't even that low. Your Dr.'s office gave you instructions on what to do, but please by all means come to the pod for better advice. If you really distrust what your doc has told you enough that you need diagnosis validation from the peas, you should CHANGE YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR!!!! Christ on a cracker stupid should be painful.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3160573
Some troll just slammed heartcat - LOL
I've been smacked once--I figured I deserved it. It's rare that someone gets smacked here without earning it.
Anyone want to give a cliff note version of Gale W's "The tale of the moldy tampon....eww" thread?
Frankly just the title makes me squeamish.
Woman says she found a moldy tampon in her Kotex box--she accidently pushed it out of the applicator. Kotex basically says, It happens but isn't harmful. Peas are grossed out and are flogging the diva cup again.
It wasn't what I thought it would be when I opened it.
Ahh Ok that sounds better then the thread title. Thank you 170.
I love sitting down to the computer to eat my lunch and see "the tale of the moldy tampon" as soon as I open 2peas. GAGGGGGG.
Most things don't make me squeamish but I was picturing way worse than what it turned out to be, and now don't want to eat my lunch.
Seriously, peas have no filters. I think she could've used a different phrase for the title. Jesus.
167Adele said... 167 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3160573
Some troll just slammed heartcat - LOL
March 28, 2012 8:23 AM
that was yesterday but whatever
I've seen myself talked about here 3 times. One was probably warranted. Different strokes for different folks.
The second one -- someone here totally misinterpreted what I had said on 2Peas and came over here ranting about me. I don't know if she read it too quickly or if I hadn't been clear enough, but it was totally twisted around on here. And a few others jumped on the bandwagon, probably without even reading my post on 2Peas.
Third one - I had told a story and people didn't believe it and were "calling BS" on me, even though the story was 100% true and not embellished at all. I think a lot of people must live sheltered lives where everyone's pretty much the same b/c what I said about a couple people in my family was not all that wacky (unusual maybe, but not off the charts), but people here were all over it, saying there's no way people lived like that or would do that, etc.
172 Seriously? You sound like a Pea Wimp. I don't think you really belong here LOL
175 eh usually it wouldn't bother me, I have major pms today, 2 kids home puking, and am fighting with my dh so i'm more easily irritated today.
usually I get annoyed at the peas who complain about other people's thread titles, actually. probably i should stay away from the computer today before I get any wimpier
I've been smacked once--I figured I deserved it. It's rare that someone gets smacked here without earning it.
True, true. Me too. Still a shocker, but when ya stop and think about it, ya just think, oh yeah, I would have been all over that one myself it wasn't me posting it! LOL
PDRs stalker is Carla, no doubt in my mind.
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Or Seanna. Or AnnaBanana. Or (believe it or not) bay bunny.
They all have a bunch of crazy invested in PDR and just can't.let.go.
I also don't PDR even comes around the pod or this blog any more. I think she has found another outlet for her special brand of looney.
The threads I start rarely go anywhere....and I tend to kill the ones I post on. I am an invisible pea...lol.
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Same here.
laurine is an attention whore and *thrives* on it both at the pod and here.
Any attention is better than no attention.....
No matter how negative that attention is, it gives her the thrill she so desperately craves.
176Anonymous said... 176 175 eh usually it wouldn't bother me, I have major pms today, 2 kids home puking, and am fighting with my dh so i'm more easily irritated today.
usually I get annoyed at the peas who complain about other people's thread titles, actually. probably i should stay away from the computer today before I get any wimpier
March 28, 2012 10:01 AM
Aww Damn, you took the fun out of smacking on you! Hope your day goes better lol, don't get any wimpier!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160712
Somethings you should ask on a message board, you should just go to your doctor.
PDR came back as Miss My Oatesy or whoever that crazy was. She admitted it finally and then took off again, at least I think so, I haven't seen her since.
I've been smacked here. Several times. Completely undeserved every time, lol.
I don't think Miss My Oatesy ever outed herself as PDR but yeah, she hasn't been around for a bit now.
183-yeah, right.
Moran
I post here at this blog almost daily. I also post at the pod almost daily. I have never been smacked here. People would be FUCKING amazed if they realized who I am.
Suck on that, bitches!
People would be FUCKING amazed if they realized who I am.
Suck on that, bitches!
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I think you would be amazed how few people care. If anyone was rabid to know who anyone here really was it would be easy to find out. Thing is most of us plain don't care. We come here to bitch about an annoying comment, laugh at a dumbass and say what we are really thinking while at the same time preserving a nice side for the 2Peas board. Most of us are not hard-core crazy bitches ready to cut somebody. We are regular 2Peas posters who like the site for the most part but have a need to vent a little more than is excepted at the bucket.
Truth is if any of us really hated the place as much as we claim here sometimes we wouldn't invest so much time into either that site or this blog. It's a great site full of crazy and fun and information and everyone here loves it to some degree even if they won't admit it to themselves.
183 sounds like Annadumbella
Fromt the Uncrustables thread - just out of curiosity decided to look up this pea on fb - PolarGreen12 - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=584703117 permalink - https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409472_10150490783603118_584703117_8679933_1787233724_n.jpg
Holy crap. Makes perfect sense her comment - "I will still eat my frozen uncrustables in the summer."
YES, YES YOU WILL EAT THEM . . . MANY OF THEM.
Thread - http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3160676
I've been mentioned here a few times. Once for poking the crazy and I was told just to ignore. Which advice I have now taken since it really doesn't make any difference what I say, nothing is going to change so why bother.
Another time because someone was jealous of my job and said whoop de doo, she does this. No one else responded.
Lurine has to be a cold hearted bitch to be ok with everyone hating her. I would hate to have been one of her children. They are so messed up with good reason.
*They have got to be messed up and with good reason.
My social/political/religious leanings are pretty much in opposition to the views of some of the meanest craziest people at the board (they also seem to just dislike my generation in general) so I don't post there. I love twopeas, been lurking since I was 14, but I don't participate. So entitled, lazy, and cowardly.
186/stupid ass/saying stupid shit/probably fat too/deserves to be smacked
nice, trolling your troll?
dumb fat ass!
190-what is your job?
Twinkie taste tester?
Is it just me or is the bukkit really moving slowly these days? No good drama besides the stench of L'Urine and the same posts stay on page one for what seems like dayssss.
Boring!
194Anonymous said... 194 190-what is your job?
Twinkie taste tester?
March 28, 2012 12:36 PM
Winner!
Twinkie taste tester?
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YUP!! See aren't you jealous?
195--it's due to Pinterest
Pretty boring over here, too.
The Lauren hate is really getting old.
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