Tuesday, April 17, 2012

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Anonymous said...

Finally--thank you.

Anonymous said...

The crazy-azz thundercunt dissing on military personnel needs to STFU and remember that the only reason she is free to run her hateful yap is b/c of "loser" enlistees who protected/protect this country.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the peas who won't let their tweens/teens have cell phones and/or texting. It's the form of communication used nowadays. Very similar to my generations "teen line".

Anonymous said...

I'd bitch slap that cunt ranting about Military benefits to their children.

Anonymous said...

The crazy-azz thundercunt dissing on military personnel needs to STFU and remember that the only reason she is free to run her hateful yap is b/c of "loser" enlistees who protected/protect this country.
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This country hasn't needed "defending" in a long, long time. Don't give me the bullshit about a war on terrorism. If that were the case, we'd have invaded Saudi Arabia. I also won't buy any shit about protecting our freedoms. Lord knows, if our military were really protecting our freedoms, they'd be fighting homeland security. I don't see Iraq censoring our press.

The enlisted are merely cannon fodder for nothing that has to do with the protection of our shores or our freedoms. Can you say personal vendetta and oil?

Military personnel should be able to roll over their original contribution into the Montgomery GI bill to their spouse or child, but beyond that $1,200 enrollment fee, NOTHING should be transferable. No, special snowflakes of soldiers should not have their college paid for at the taxpayers' expense or anybody else's expense just because a parent VOLUNTEERED for the military.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry 5, you don't need to buy any shit, you seem to spew enough of it on your own.

Anonymous said...

5 is a fucking lunatic... a special snowflake retard herself. She can fight for her own freedom and keep our troops at home.

Anonymous said...

Seriously doubt Bill Maher, Kathy Griffin or Oreily would wish death upon on a sick baby in a hospital and highly doubt they would be kissing L'Urine's ass after she wished their babies dead.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3164496&pg=3

I think we can safely assume that ScrappinTwatsMom has been on gov't assistance while siting home on her fat ass.

Of course she'll now claim that she learned a lesson and that it's morally wrong.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164598

op here is so annoying. last BF gave her multiple O's (first one being only 2 minutes in), this one is a perfect gentleman, next week will be some other bragg on the new meat of the week she is dating...yawn...

Anonymous said...

5, you are a prime example of what is wrong (*MAJORLY* WRONG) with this country! (USA)

You suck! Your parents sucked as parents too apparently! Your thoughts suck! *YOU* seem to be the biggest entitled bitch around!!

I'm sure you *EARNED* your free school education, your free college and the free ride you're mooching off your entitled husband because you're so fucking perfect.

Anonymous said...

To the rabid pro military cunt...SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Sorry, but there are plenty of stupid fucking mouth breathers taking up space in the military...especially the Army and the Marines.

I know one kid that went in at 17 and could barely wipe his own ass. Guess what? He got out to get that GI bill and he still can't wipe his own ass. He is a complete moron and has no fucking clue about civilian life. He has no marketable job skills so he sucks off the system while his school is being paid for. I hope to jeebus the kid can make it through school.

Rant and fucking rave all you want. There are plenty of losers that have no other option than to get into military service so they can be taken care of.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit. I graduated high school in 3 years at the top of my class. I joined the Navy at 17 years old because I wanted the GI bill to help me pay for college so that I could become a marine biologist. I served my country proudly and I would go back in a heartbeat to defend my country if need be! After my service I took my GI Bill and earned my PhD. I certainly DO NOT have a dead-end life, I am highly respected in my field, and I most certainly do not flip burgers.
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My BFF served got her degree with the help of her GI bill, spent 5 years traveling Europe, Africa and Asia doing research and is now a professor at a major university in the mid-west. Hardly a dead-end life.

This country hasn't needed "defending" in a long, long time.
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You are truly clueless about the world. Just because it isn't on Fox news or ABC doesn't mean it isn't happening.

Anonymous said...

12, I posted about some of this shit too and I'll be damned if you get to claim everyone single person that disagreed with your lame fucking ass gets lumped into your big 'ole "STFU" shit.

Get a life you ungrateful arrogant bitch! oh and STFU

Sorry that your parents sucked at parenting Miss Hostile, maybe you should get a job.

LMAO @ YOU!

Anonymous said...

14-oh, i get it now. your hubby must be one of the underpaid military. not much else available to him so he enlisted and you were dumb enough to marry the poor slob.

so sorry, sucks to be you.

PS. I have a job. I don't depend on my military husband's pitiful salary, free housing and shopping at the PX.

Anonymous said...

No 15, my husband is not military at all, nice try though. You entitled idiot!

and btw, just so you do know, not all military housing is free LOL (You really are showing how idiotic you are).

Anonymous said...

blah, blah, blah...

I have a job and pay my own way. how the fuck is that entitled? you know what is entitled? expecting the military to fucking take care of you the rest of your fucking life when the most you ever did was sit behind a fucking desk all day and play a few war games. That is fucking entitled you fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

The Army will take just about any idiot. An enlistee doesn't even need to have a high school diploma or a GED. The required ASVAB score is only a 24 ... the equivalent of about a 13 on the ACT. It is ridiculous to think that many of these people or their special snowflakes would be able to succeed in college.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164608

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OMFG. Someone please tell this chick her son is a grown.adult.man. Time to cut the apron strings. You don't "parent" once your kids are that old. It's called being a control-freak mommy. Jesus he could be married with kids of his own by that age, or working, or in the military, or in big grown-up prison. Parenting time's over, control-freak.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3164496&pg=2

I'm really surprised to read that SabrinaM has young children, I thought she was in her fifties.

Anonymous said...

Hey 5, feel free to get your ass to Kabul so my husband can come home. I'll even buy your ticket.

One way, like so many others who go there.

Cunt.

(and I never use that word)

Anonymous said...

17Anonymous said... 17 blah, blah, blah...

I have a job and pay my own way. how the fuck is that entitled? you know what is entitled? expecting the military to fucking take care of you the rest of your fucking life when the most you ever did was sit behind a fucking desk all day and play a few war games. That is fucking entitled you fucking idiot.

April 17, 2012 10:34 PM

Well, as I already told your idiot ass, I'm not military and my husband isn't military. You are an entitled fucking idiot for believing that freedom is/was free.

Sorry you are too fucking stupid to understand. (Oh and THAT is also an entitlement hangup) You're a twat, get over yourself. The whole point of *MY* post was that you can't lump everyone that talks to you into your *STFU* camp. Fuck off if you can't understand that it wasn't about the military, it was about you lumping people together as *IF* everyone that responded to you was military. Dumbass twat.

You are an unpatriotic bitch and you are the one that needs to STFU. I believe that more than one person here has told you that. It's time to take your meds and stop posting.

I really doubt you have a decent job if you even have a job at all. Loser bitch!

Anonymous said...

21, we aren't all insane. I'm behind you and your family. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Anonymous said...

I'm really surprised to read that SabrinaM has young children, I thought she was in her fifties.
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What? You're totally just jealous of her hot bod.

:P

Anonymous said...

All that was was a massive back and forth of 2 frothers calling each other "fucking idiots." Shut up. Nobody cares.

Anonymous said...

25Anonymous said... 25 All that was was a massive back and forth of 2 frothers calling each other "fucking idiots." Shut up. Nobody cares.

April 18, 2012 5:54 AM

It's painfully obvious that you were one of them and have nothing left.

Anonymous said...

Ha, hardly. I just got here and had to scroll through all that bullshit.

Why does anyone even try identifying posters here? There's no basis for it and it makes you look stupid.

Anonymous said...

carolgscrapper's thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164598 makes me wonder if she took the old hubby back or remarried rather quick... hmmmm? I bet he opens the doors for her, they are in the honeymoon stage, men always do that for new pussy.

Anonymous said...

20- she looks worned out and tired as hell, must be all that coupon chasing that's aging her.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but there are plenty of stupid fucking mouth breathers taking up space in the military...especially the Army and the Marines.
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You are such a moron.

There are plenty of "stupid fucking mouth breathers taking up space" EVERYWHERE.

You are a perfect example.

Not sure what your problem with the military is, but if you think the U.S. military is such a horrible problem, try living in a country without protected freedoms.

As someone else has already pointed out, the only reason you are free to run your hateful mouth is because people have been willing to die so that you have that freedom.

Now go slither back under your rock.

Anonymous said...

SAHM like ADDHousewife are what give all SAHMs a bad name.

Claiming that SAHMs love their children more and that working moms just throw their kids off on other people to raise. Obnoxious.

For every uninvolved, problematic working parent in my classroom, I could show you at least three problem SAHMs. They're usually one extreme or the other-completely uninvolved (too busy being self-absorbed) or they think their kids are the most special little things in the world and can do no wrong. And much like ADD, they think they know everything.

At least the working parents are trying and doing something constructive with their day.

Anonymous said...

"Why does anyone even try identifying posters here? There's no basis for it and it makes you look stupid."

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Exactly 27. It's the Blog equivalent to "I know you are, but what am I?"

Anonymous said...

20- she looks worned out and tired as hell, must be all that coupon chasing that's aging her.
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No it's sitting in the sun at the swap meet selling all the glucose monitors she got free that is aging her.

Anonymous said...

When you lose a bazillion pounds via weight loss surgery, you end up looking like a saggy old piece of beef jerky and old beyond your years.

Of course, the goofy haircut and clothes don't help her issues.

Anonymous said...

Thinking and knowing there are stupid people in the military does not make someone unpatriotic. It is simply stating a fact.

Anonymous said...

What is your issue with the military? Are you upset cause your DH got a handy from one of those she males in Singapore? HA!

Anonymous said...

I have very mixed feeling about military personal in general, just like any other professional. There are a few things that do puzzle me. Why do women marry military (particularly non-officers), knowing that the military life will be full of hardships - multiple moves, poor pay, bad housing, etc - BUT have 3, 4, 5 children, complain about lack of money, etc?

How can they not know how hard a life this is going to be? And why does 2 yrs of non-combat enlistment entitle someone to a life time of preferential treatment and government perks? I am for everything for our combat troops and long time career members - but short term desk jockeys? No so much. Does any one understand what I'm trying to say? I' m not dissing the military as a whole, just trying to point out that I feel there could be some justifiable government spending cuts.

Anonymous said...

Am I to understand that all the women who post at 2peas upper class, have geniuses for children, are super perfect wonderful home makers and know everything about every religion?

Anonymous said...

Because they love them 37. Why does anyone marry the person they marry?

Anonymous said...

A two year enlistment doesn't qualify you for a lifetime of anything unless you were wounded in the line of duty as far as I'm aware. Even Post 9/11 GI bill benefits expire a certain number of years after separation. You won't get lifetime benefits unless you stay at least twenty years.

Anonymous said...

39-no, because somebody, ANYBODY is better than trying to make a life on your own for some bitches.

Anonymous said...

28-why has that thread gotten to two pages? is carol saying she gets orgasms everytime her new man meat opens the car door? i am too lazy to go open it and read the drivel.

Anonymous said...

So you are saying that marrying an enlisted is worse than being alone and making it on your own?

Anonymous said...

27 - that, and if you defend someone, you're automatically assumed to be THAT person.

Anonymous said...

the frother from last night is back full force and won't shut up.

you really need to stop.

Anonymous said...

28Anonymous said... 28 carolgscrapper's thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164598 makes me wonder if she took the old hubby back or remarried rather quick... hmmmm? I bet he opens the doors for her, they are in the honeymoon stage, men always do that for new pussy.

April 18, 2012 7:15 AM

It says or SO, not just husband. .just.sayin'.

Anonymous said...

27Anonymous said... 27 Ha, hardly. I just got here and had to scroll through all that bullshit.

Why does anyone even try identifying posters here? There's no basis for it and it makes you look stupid.

April 18, 2012 7:06 AM

Round and round you go still, seriously you have no leg to stand on when it comes to calling people stupid (especially if you bitch about the "identifying" lol, who are you calling stupid then exactly?)

Classy stupid at it's finest on display here.

Anonymous said...

32Anonymous said... 32 "Why does anyone even try identifying posters here? There's no basis for it and it makes you look stupid."

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Exactly 27. It's the Blog equivalent to "I know you are, but what am I?"

April 18, 2012 8:23 AM

Yes, it is obvious when you talk to yourself. (In case you were wondering)

Anonymous said...

27Anonymous said... 27 Ha, hardly. I just got here and had to scroll through all that bullshit.

Why does anyone even try identifying posters here? There's no basis for it and it makes you look stupid.

April 18, 2012 7:06 AM


Ok, all you did was go through and summarize what was done/said on the blog.

The blog is for summaries/cliff notes but now we have a jackass summarizing the blog and wasting Janes precious space. I've seen it all now.

Anonymous said...

23Anonymous said... 23 21, we aren't all insane. I'm behind you and your family. Thank you for your sacrifice.

April 18, 2012 4:11 AM

THIS!

Anonymous said...

35Anonymous said... 35 Thinking and knowing there are stupid people in the military does not make someone unpatriotic. It is simply stating a fact.

April 18, 2012 8:58 AM

*YOU* being an unpatriotic bitch has nothing to do with anyone in the military period. Your point is senseless and meaningless.

Damn you are dumb. This is more fun than watching paint dry or grass grow at least.

Go ahead, entertain me some more..

Anonymous said...

The stupid military hater still thinks she's talking to one person! hahaha!

Anonymous said...

37, somebody has to push the pencils :)

As for the wives knowing what they're getting into, some of them are better off sometimes. I'm sure there are people who are/were abused or in shitty areas of the US that just want out no matter the cost. Sometimes it's a huge improvement. Maybe that's why (for some?) maybe not. Just throwing that scenario into the mix. :)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3164598&pg=2
Really not seeing how having the car opened for you makes you feel 'treasured' unless that's the only thing your bloke does for you?!?!?

Anonymous said...

48 "Yes, it is obvious when you talk to yourself. (In case you were wondering)"

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You just really, so badly, want to be right, 48.
But all you did was make yourself look stupid.
Again.

Anonymous said...

55Anonymous said... 55 48 "Yes, it is obvious when you talk to yourself. (In case you were wondering)"

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You just really, so badly, want to be right, 48.
But all you did was make yourself look stupid.
Again.

April 18, 2012 9:53 AM


Dear Darkangel,

Seriously? I look stupid? Hahaha! Someone told you last night to take your medication and step away, I think that's the best advice for someone like you.

Anonymous said...

Really. Stop.
55 is not Darkangel.

Anonymous said...

really.stop
really.stop
really.stop

lather, rinse,fucking repeat.

Morans, all of you.

Anonymous said...

The only morans in this case is anyone who claims they know who is posting which post anonymously.

I'd put money on the fact that you are wrong 100% of the time.

Anonymous said...

I really hate "am i the only one who doesn't like.." threads.

My inner bitch always wants to say "YES, fucktard. You are the only being in the universe who does not care for that particular thing."

Or "No, but you should really change your title to 'Here is something I think is stupid and I'm inviting the like-minded to bash it and the people who like it with me.'"

Anonymous said...

#60 why don't you then? There are others at the bukkit who have no problem being honest.

Anonymous said...

Because it's needlessly bitchy. Yubonic, if you will. It is my PMS talking and I try not to give in to that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164534

"Laurie"'s DH and their friends are celebrities who have to work at being 'normal'. Hmm.

Anonymous said...

Really. People take things way too seriously and get all in a wad at 2peas. simma down.

Anonymous said...

Every Marine is a rifleman, every soldier is given basic "combat" training. Just because your day to day job maybe pushing papers doesn't mean you will never be in harms way or won't be able to cut it if thrown into combat.

Personally I think the US would be better off if every kid had to do either two years in the military, peace corp or some other type of opportunity to get away from their parents and give something back.

Unfortunately most kids today have been told over and over how great and special they are and tend to be "shocked" when a boss doesn't respond the same way.

Anonymous said...

On carolgscrapper's thread about opening car doors 95% of the peas claim their dh/so ALWAYS opens the door and how special that makes them feel. I'm 46 in my entire life I think the only time I've see a man open a car door for a woman was in a movie. I'm thinking they're full of shit.

Even the ones claiming it's due to being in the south, with the southern gentleman thing. I've lived in Georgia and don't recall seeing any southern men opening car doors either.

So blog bitches, does your dh/so open a car door for you?

Anonymous said...

66-they are full of shit. nothing in the south but toothless rednecks who are lucky to have doors on their jalopies.

those southern bitties are the biggest bunch of posers I have ever laid eyes on.

Anonymous said...

OMG, 62 -"Because it's needlessly bitchy. Yubonic, if you will."

YUBONIC! We have a new word! Can also be used for a pile-on thread, i.e, 'the yubonic plague'. Good work!

Anonymous said...

So blog bitches, does your dh/so open a car door for you?

Isn't that what the doormen are for? LOL No. Not for many years. What I love is the bitches on TV that sit there and wait until the guy comes round and opens it. Most guys I know would be in the building and wondering where the hell she was!

Anonymous said...

Wager on how many OMG Dick Clark has died threads we will have? None yet...they are slacking.

I'm gonna say at least 3.

Anonymous said...

first one is up

Anonymous said...

OMG, 62 -"Because it's needlessly bitchy. Yubonic, if you will."

YUBONIC! We have a new word! Can also be used for a pile-on thread, i.e, 'the yubonic plague'. Good work!
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Love it, ladies!
(insert double jack-off smilie)

Anonymous said...

57Anonymous said... 57 Really. Stop.
55 is not Darkangel.

April 18, 2012 10:13 AM
58Anonymous said... 58 really.stop
really.stop
really.stop

lather, rinse,fucking repeat.

Morans, all of you.

April 18, 2012 10:18 AM
59Anonymous said... 59 The only morans in this case is anyone who claims they know who is posting which post anonymously.

I'd put money on the fact that you are wrong 100% of the time.

April 18, 2012 10:34 AM

LMAO The Darkangel comment is a blog thing, it's not trying to actually call her out. It's an "inside joke" for the blog. You must be influx, but that's okay too if you catch on soon enough.

DAngel is the dumbest broad at twopeas (debatable of course).

Anonymous said...

Georgiapea
Mom to the Wild Things.

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I have a love/hate relationship with raccoons. They can be so cute and charming, yet do so much damage. Thanks for sharing the pictures and hope they don't make a habit of waking you up.

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We already know how you feel about possum. Eeeew!

Anonymous said...

I am for everything for our combat troops and long time career members - but short term desk jockeys? No so much. Does any one understand what I'm trying to say? I' m not dissing the military as a whole, just trying to point out that I feel there could be some justifiable government spending cuts.
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I get what you are saying. There are TOO many benefits just for being in for the short haul. I don't think that we should give preferential hiring to ANYONE. Let merit land the job. There are so many military people getting out now claiming post-traumatic stress disorder and staying on the dole. I am sure that some of the cases are legitimate, but not all.

Anonymous said...

75-my SIL just got out. he has been to the VA for his "disability" issues. just claim a few things are wrong (kid never saw combat, never went to Iraq or Afghanistan) and they will send you a check for the rest of your life. he keeps hoping more things pop up so he can increase his percentage of disability aka more money, more money. already has friends telling him what to say and do to get more.

Anonymous said...

66-they are full of shit. nothing in the south but toothless rednecks who are lucky to have doors on their jalopies.

those southern bitties are the biggest bunch of posers I have ever laid eyes on.


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Excuse me while I drive off in my "jalopies" Mercedes that you obviously can't afford. Here's to hoping you don't come to the south, cheers!

Anonymous said...

stfu spongemom (77) and go make your man a sammich.

Anonymous said...

75Anonymous said... 75 I am for everything for our combat troops and long time career members - but short term desk jockeys? No so much. Does any one understand what I'm trying to say? I' m not dissing the military as a whole, just trying to point out that I feel there could be some justifiable government spending cuts.
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I get what you are saying. There are TOO many benefits just for being in for the short haul. I don't think that we should give preferential hiring to ANYONE. Let merit land the job. There are so many military people getting out now claiming post-traumatic stress disorder and staying on the dole. I am sure that some of the cases are legitimate, but not all.

April 18, 2012 2:50 PM

Most of them learn how to skew the system before going in (from their lovely parents). It's never going to end. Way too much fraud across the nation. Too bad the democrats like having everyone on their socialized agenda and it will never change. At least the republicans want you to earn it.

Democrats=Handouts
Republicans=Earn it

Anonymous said...

I am 77 and I am not Spongemom, you cunt.

Anonymous said...

Meh. You suck, spongemom.

Anonymous said...

66. Hell no, I've my own two hands to open my god damned doors. Only when we were dating did dh ever do that, I don't even like it when the valet opens my car door.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me while I drive off in my "jalopies" Mercedes that you obviously can't afford.
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Driving a 1983 model your DH got from the wrecking yard isn't much to brag about. That primer colored front bumper and cracked dash are not impressing anyone.

Anonymous said...

I've seen some fucked up cars in the South, wouldn't be bragging if I were you bitch. Your Mercedes doesn't fucking impress me, try the peas.

Anonymous said...

Pro tip if you have to brag you don't have much to brag about.

Anonymous said...

Driving a 1983 model your DH got from the wrecking yard isn't much to brag about. That primer colored front bumper and cracked dash are not impressing anyone.

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Sorry hon, it's a 2011. But I'm sure your DH can afford you a 1983 model from the junk yard.

Anonymous said...

Pro tip if you have to brag you don't have much to brag about.

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Your "pro tip" really sucks balls.

Anonymous said...

I've seen some fucked up cars in the South, wouldn't be bragging if I were you bitch. Your Mercedes doesn't fucking impress me, try the peas.


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This made me laugh, I bet you drive a Kia.

Anonymous said...

84 sounds pretty bitter about something.

Anonymous said...

"Democrats=Handouts
Republicans=Earn it"


Eyeroll.

Anonymous said...

Daaaaamn! What a beak!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164155

Anonymous said...

There's nothing wrong with them 91.

Anonymous said...

At least they are not overweight.

Anonymous said...

88. Wrong, I drive a 2009 Land Rover, paid in full if you care to know. Where I live everyone drives a Mercedes or a BMW, seen plenty of braggarts get their cars repoed, happens all the fucking time.

Anonymous said...

Land Rover, LMAO! Well, at least it's paid for!

Anonymous said...

89. go fuck yourself, so fucking what if I'm bitter? I'm sick of all you bitches fronting on twopeas. fucking stepford wives all of you.

Anonymous said...

95. keep laughing bitch, I'm not insecure enough to need a new car every year.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164735

Geez thanks, all I needed was this cow's aproval, my life is complete now.

Anonymous said...

90 Repubicunt

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164155

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I don't get the appeal of meeting a Pea IRL.

Anonymous said...

Sorry hon, it's a 2011. But I'm sure your DH can afford you a 1983 model from the junk yard.
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Here is the thing I don't care what you think about what I drive. I don't have a need to measure my dick against yours.

Anonymous said...

But is your dick hairy?

Anonymous said...

90Anonymous said... 90 "Democrats=Handouts
Republicans=Earn it"


Eyeroll.

April 18, 2012 6:58 PM

8888888888888888888

Eyeroll=I don't want to admit it but I know deep down that it's the truth.

Anonymous said...

Eyeroll=I don't want to admit it but I know deep down that it's the truth.
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Yep, but if we keep fighting long enough over dogs and labels the bastards who are fucking this country can keep on pumping.

Anonymous said...

Mine is.....

Anonymous said...

104Anonymous said... 104 Eyeroll=I don't want to admit it but I know deep down that it's the truth.
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Yep, but if we keep fighting long enough over dogs and labels the bastards who are fucking this country can keep on pumping.

April 18, 2012 10:08 PM

Speak English Darkangel.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164738

Is that even a word? How about just saying "bullying"?

Anonymous said...

I read the ops comment on the "bullyism" thread. I hate to tell her but kids will always call other kids names. Telling him to tell is teacher will make him a tattle tale and just get him more grief.

We told out son to say "whatever" in an uninterested tone and walk away. So far it worked when a kid started calling him Hannah Montana. I won't even call the other kid a bully just normal boy ragging on boy stuff.

Kids can sense the weak and different. Pea mom's may have kids that NEVER make fun of others and ALWAYS stick up for the underdog, but I've found kids are mainly heathen little demons and you have to teach them how to deal with each other.

Anonymous said...

I actually drive a Kia and I love it. But I don't live in the South. Hate the South.

Anonymous said...

ffs no one cares what kind of car anyone drives.

Anonymous said...

Okay, now I understand about the spreadsheet thing. It's not sheets, it's rage.

A hand-slappy pea commented days ago on one of my comments. Her assine remark pissed me off and I can't let go. Every time I see her smug old face, it pisses me off. I'm waiting until the situation arises so I can through it in her face.

This is a sure sign that I'm over the edge and I plan on stepping away for a while, but I now understand some of these pea-shit crazy posters a little more.

Anonymous said...

111. Feel free to dish here, the "high and mighty" peas are all full of shit. Don't let that know-it-all twat run you off the board.

Anonymous said...

@111 - you probably deserved it.
Plus you need to learn how to spell 'throw'

Anonymous said...

111. KikiNichole is the hand slapping queen, bitch is so annoying, no one gives a crap what she thinks. I usually scroll right past her asinine comments.

Anonymous said...

113. get fucked

Anonymous said...

LOL - that was way too easy!

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine have such low self esteem that I feel the need to correct spelling and grammar mistakes on an anonymous smack blog. But if that's what gets you through the day enjoy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164790

beachgurl has got to be the biggest fucking imbecil, her comments on ^ this thread are unreal. She knows they were screwing nine year olds for a fact cause she's a pea of course. The media hasn't even made that leap, quick someone give her a job at faux news.

Anonymous said...

My self esteem is pretty darn healthy, that's why I find it so much fun to get you all worked up.
Still, work on that spelling and grammar anyway, you never know when you might need it.

Anonymous said...

119 A paragon of knowledge for sure, oy I feel so much better having you here setting us straight. Be the fucking grammar police all day long for all I care. Cheers bitch!

Anonymous said...

My self esteem is pretty darn healthy, that's why I find it so much fun to get you all worked up.

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Wrong. People with healthy self esteem don't find that an enjoyable thing to do.

Anonymous said...

You know what's really pathetic? Letting yourself get riled up by an anon poster who doesn't even know who you are. Now that's Loserville.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164782

This thread might just well make my head explode. I don't know where to begin on the stupidity. Giving god their money because it's his anyway? Do imaginary friends get their own bank account and credit cards?????
Why does god need money anyway wouldn't ya think being omnipotent would be enough?

Anonymous said...

I'm 121 and just entered this conversation and I'm not the least bit riled.

Anonymous said...

124-thanks for that breaking news!!

Anonymous said...

Slow day at the buckit.

Anonymous said...

125 Better go take your meds, you're still a fucking loon.

Anonymous said...

slow day here too.

Anonymous said...

I think I know who 111 is. She deserved it.

Anonymous said...

So it seems ole Romney's son is happy for the Nugent approval. Wonder if any of the repuglicans will come back to the thread now or not?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164749

Anonymous said...

Paigepea is annoying.
How would a 6-7 year old know the difference in classes or know to feel embarrassed because she was in with the "younger" group. Paige projects her thoughts and neurotic behavior right on to those poor kids of hers.

Anonymous said...

BlondieK237 is a feeb.

Anonymous said...

I think I know who 111 is. She deserved it.
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If it's the same post I'm thinking of, when I saw it I laughed to myself and thought how right that was. Hello, GC.

Anonymous said...

BlondieK237 is a feeb.
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Another Skybarian. I love how she marched into that thread with her "evidence". Welcome to the 10-second smackdown by people who actually know how to read. Fuckwit.

Anonymous said...

BlondieK237 is a feeb

I'm beginning to wonder about Massachusetts. Some of the pea bitches from there have been giving me a Arizona/TX vibe. I've never been there.

Anonymous said...

That would be because there are idiots in every state 135, they are not limited to Texas and Arizona.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164920

haha guess heartcats feeling a little guilty.

Anonymous said...

There is a 5-pager on page 1 of the bukkit, and no mention of it here?? You blog bitches are slipping!

Anonymous said...

Well, this is 111, please link me to who you think I am! LOL And I never claimed to be able to spell.

Anonymous said...

111, I couldn't give a shit who you are but am looking forward to the link so we can all see why she slapped ya down.

Anonymous said...

what the hell is an Arizona/TX vibe???

Anonymous said...

95. keep laughing bitch, I'm not insecure enough to need a new car every year.

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I'll keep laughing at you, LOL! But you are insecure! Just not enough to buy a new car every year because you can't afford it.

Anonymous said...

Yay!!! I got carded twice in the last month (I'm 39) I said bless you to them lol!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164924
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luvmythree^^

LMAO!!
Bitch is either a HUGE liar or completely delusional. I'm not quite buying that brandym looks young enough to get carded either--unless employees were under orders to card everyone-and I do mean everyone.

And WTF is up with her/luvmy3 looking all Adam's apple-y??

Anonymous said...

Bitch is either a HUGE liar or completely delusional. I'm not quite buying that brandym looks young enough to get carded either--unless employees were under orders to card everyone-and I do mean everyone.
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BFD - I bought beer at a grocery store a couple of weeks ago and was carded and I'm 59. It's their policy to card everyone, no exceptions.

And yeah, after all these years it was kind of fun and the cashier and I had a few giggles over the absurdity of it all!

Anonymous said...

LOL...last weekend I was at the liquor store, and the lady ahead of me was carded. She made a huge deal about it, thanking the guy and everything...she was 35 and was so happy someone thought she looked young enough to be carded. After she left, the guy rolled his eyes, and said "we card everyone, it's policy".

Anonymous said...

BFD - I bought beer at a grocery store a couple of weeks ago and was carded and I'm 59. It's their policy to card everyone, no exceptions.
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Reading comprehension. You need it.

Anonymous said...

WTF is with all the damn Fiestaware threads? And why do the peas go crazy over some plain dishes?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164891

I Judie in Oz!

Anonymous said...

It's not the dishes. I mean, the dishes are quite nice if they're a style that you like. But for most of the peas starting all the Fiesta threads, it's not about the dishes. They just want to be part of the latest big pea craze.

There are quite a few peas who are always looking for a way to fit in (for lack of a better term). If you look at all the fad threads, there are about 10-20 peas who will jump on any fucking bandwagon they can find. They create huge amounts of threads because they are too insecure just to post to a current thread. It's many of the same ones who have started all the threads today-childofgrace is one of the worst.

Some of those bitches are so desperate and needy.

Anonymous said...

142. and you could? oh hell I don't frigging believe for a second you can afford to buy a new car every year. Wake up and smell the manure, cause you are full of it.

In the end I don't give a shit what you or anyone else drives, I drive what works for me, I'm happy not to have a car payment. I could finance a new car but I don't feel the need to keep up with the Jones. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, fuck face. Keep fronting, and laughing, who gives a fuck about you and your fucking make believe life? lmfao.

Anonymous said...

who gives a fuck about you and your fucking make believe life? lmfao.
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Evidently, you do. You're arguing with an anonymous blog bitch you dimwit.

Anonymous said...

147 Anonymous said... 147

WTF is with all the damn Fiestaware threads? And why do the peas go crazy over some plain dishes?
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Meh. I'm not impressed with it. I had Fiestaware a number of years ago. I think it is way over-hyped. It scratched, chipped and cracked just like any other cheap dishes. I gave it all to the Goodwill.

Anonymous said...

146Anonymous said... 146 BFD - I bought beer at a grocery store a couple of weeks ago and was carded and I'm 59. It's their policy to card everyone, no exceptions.
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Reading comprehension. You need it.

April 19, 2012 3:22 PM

I think she was agreeing with you and stating why. Talk about comprehension LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

My state had a "card everyone" policy, but dropped it. Still, when you go in some grocery stores and restaurants there may be a sign that says something like "we prefer our cashiers not have to guess your age, so pardon us, but we still card EVERYONE".

So - yeah. That was kind of a dip-shit post.

Some Peas are just so desperate to seem young, hip, fun, smart, funky, rich, or just whatever the lastest "in" thing on the board is being discussed. Sad, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

142. and you could? oh hell I don't frigging believe for a second you can afford to buy a new car every year. Wake up and smell the manure, cause you are full of it.

In the end I don't give a shit what you or anyone else drives, I drive what works for me, I'm happy not to have a car payment. I could finance a new car but I don't feel the need to keep up with the Jones. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, fuck face. Keep fronting, and laughing, who gives a fuck about you and your fucking make believe life? lmfao.

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I buy a car every year or two and pay cash. I'm sure there are plenty here that can afford to do the same.

No one here is living a "make believe" life, it's just you jealous of others that have more money than you. That's probably why someone else or others laugh at you.

Anonymous said...

My car doesn't define me. It's a paid for SUV, with some rust spots. I'll have to replace it in the next few years...until then I'm driving it til the wheels fall off. In my state, there are no annual vehicle inspections but I take pretty good care of my car.

As far as Fiestaware? It's not my cup of tea. I'm still using my Corelle that I got as a wedding gift 13 yrs ago. Don't understand why the Peas think it's so great??

Anonymous said...

"I buy a car every year or two and pay cash. I'm sure there are plenty here that can afford to do the same."

You aren't too smart with your money. Why would you continually put your cash in a depreciating asset?

Anonymous said...

You aren't too smart with your money. Why would you continually put your cash in a depreciating asset?

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Don't be a hater because someone can afford a new car every year.

Anonymous said...

As far as Fiestaware? It's not my cup of tea. I'm still using my Corelle that I got as a wedding gift 13 yrs ago. Don't understand why the Peas think it's so great??

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I was thinking about getting some Fiestaware. Some say they have had theirs for over 20 years.

Anonymous said...

I think she was agreeing with you and stating why. Talk about comprehension LOL!!!!
April 19, 2012 4:03 PM

Which "you" are you referring to? You have no idea who posted, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

"Don't be a hater because someone can afford a new car every year."


I wouldn't call it hate. I just don't believe someone with as much money as you claim to have would be stupid enough to throw away that much cash in depreciation. New money trash is what comes to mind actually.

Anonymous said...

155. You can do whatever makes you happy with your own damn money, I enjoy the finer things in life and having a new model car every year doesn't fall into that category. Just because someone doesn't agree with your tirade doesn't mean they are jealous haters, I'm quite content with what I have and don't feel the need to brag about it.

From your comments here it's easy to see you don't have a pot to piss in, lol. The truly rich usually downplay what they have, just saying.

Anonymous said...

I buy a car every year or two and pay cash. I'm sure there are plenty here that can afford to do the same.
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I bet they are all below 10k, lmao. When you start buying cars in the 100k and up range, come back and tell us about it. Just because you can afford to buy a "new to you" car every year doesn't mean you have to!

Anonymous said...

TXPackrat is truly the mother from hell. Hope her son moves to Finland or Guam, anywhere that's far far away from her.

Anonymous said...

"From your comments here it's easy to see you don't have a pot to piss in, lol. The truly rich usually downplay what they have, just saying. "


So not true.

Anonymous said...

164, I agree.
A few years from now, TXPackrat will be posting threads like "How dare my son go to his inlaws on the holidays, and the other Grandma got to watch the baby and I didn't". Wait for it.

Anonymous said...

To the one bragging about buying a new car every year, there's a thread for ya at the bukkit.

Go brag there.

Anonymous said...

"I bet they are all below 10k, lmao. When you start buying cars in the 100k and up range, come back and tell us about it. Just because you can afford to buy a "new to you" car every year doesn't mean you have to! "

There's no new car below 10k.

Anonymous said...

To the one bragging about buying a new car every year, there's a thread for ya at the bukkit.

Go brag there.

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I guess we know how to push your buttons.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if all those Peas that say they tithe 10% are receiving $ assistance from the govt. ?

They better not be, but somehow I don't doubt it. Somehow their brainwashed brains would claim it's their god's $. smh

Anonymous said...

"I bet they are all below 10k, lmao. When you start buying cars in the 100k and up range, come back and tell us about it. Just because you can afford to buy a "new to you" car every year doesn't mean you have to! "



I just bought a car that was $95,000, does that count? I buy one every 3 to 4 years or when my car reaches 100k in mileage.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164966

If somebody told the peas to pick up their feet or blow their noses, they'd have a fucking fit. But it's okay for the peas to be rude to other people.

(As irritating as it might be, I would NOT tell a coworker to pick up their feet or blow their nose. That's over the line, IMO.)

Anonymous said...

Foaming at the mouth over someone buying a new car every year, gheeze! Get a grip.

Anonymous said...

165 you are wrong and I can very much vouch for that, unless you are talking about poor people thinking blue collar are "rich." You're out of your element here, don't embarrass yourself.

The truly wealthy do NOT partake in gauche conspicuous consumption. The aspirers do.

Also read the latest news on prom spending. The kids from the poorest families average $3k! More to "prove."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164992

Not a pudgy fan but I will say the average pea would be pushing a child that age in a stroller around disney. I'll give her props for not spoiling that child and making her walk.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO! Laurie (from Mass) in a "celebrity" relationship? Just because she screwed some ugly dumbass that throws a football and raises a sleazy daughter?
http://www.masslive.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/03/doug_flutie_celebrity_shootout.html

http://www.lostlettermen.com/4-17-2012-alexa-flutie-san-diego-chargers-cheerleaders/

Doug Flutie? You're a looooongass way from celebrity, bitch

Anonymous said...

re 176: and DAYUM that's a lot of orange!
http://www.photofeatures.com/2006espy/images/thumbs/DSC_8681a.jpg

Anonymous said...

re 176/177:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3147143#29601935

http://articles.boston.com/2005-07-24/sports/29211518_1_autism-flutie-family-pervasive-developmental-disorder
also mentions the beach house she brought up in the keeping curtains closed thread lmfao

Anonymous said...

160Anonymous said... 160 I think she was agreeing with you and stating why. Talk about comprehension LOL!!!!
April 19, 2012 4:03 PM

Which "you" are you referring to? You have no idea who posted, dumbass.

April 19, 2012 4:36 PM

Wow.just.wow.. Comprehension flew out the window today. Either read and keep up or don't comment (it makes YOU look stupid LOL).

Anonymous said...

re: 176/177/178:
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3144934#29566959

when will these morons learn not to post so many connecting things on public forums. So easy to piece together.

Anonymous said...

"Laurie_
PeaNut

PeaNut 537864 - January 2012
Posts: 88 Layouts: 0





Posted: 2/14/2012 5:07:12 PM
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Maybe what it really means is that she wants to have a "normal" life. Believe me, fame is not always a good thing. Sure, it can come with money, it can open doors, and it can be fun to be adored. It can also be a bad thing when you and your husband go out to dinner and it makes the local papers."


BWAHAHAHA...yeah you're a regular Gisele...who BTW no one unable to open beer cans with their toes would know who her dumbass husband was if it wasn't for HER profile.

Anonymous said...

http://www.cheaterville.com/blog/2011/12/doug-flutie-is-cheating-on-his-wife/


he's a loser. Like I said.

Anonymous said...

http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/doug_fluties_affair_partner_revealed/9149437


the (not so) funny as hell part is that "patch" is just a blogger space where any dipshit with a computer can write a story. That's who his side chick is?

Anonymous said...

http://bluetoro.ca/tag/doug-flutie-cheating/

wow this guy is a piece of shit. Starting to feel sorry for Laurie. Get LA's Laura Wasserman and lawyer up!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3164534#29884230

"celeb" thread at nsbr

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=user&user_id=537864&days=180&jtw_submit=Change

http://www.sportscollectorsdaily.com/take-a-tour-of-doug-fluties-house-memorabilia/

This place is filled to the brim with his narcissistic self-love. LEAVE the washed up douchebag shrimp, FFS! You can do better.

Anonymous said...

re 184. Meant Wasser not Wasserman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Wasser

Anonymous said...

I've seen Flutie up close. Really bad plastic surgery.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Someone has issues. Laurie hasn't said who her husband is. Hmmmm, a Patriots fan and a kid with autism. That doesn't narrow it down much. Why do you feel the need to drag the kids into it all?

Stalker with too much time on your hands.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Someone has issues. Laurie hasn't said who her husband is. Hmmmm, a Patriots fan and a kid with autism. That doesn't narrow it down much. Why do you feel the need to drag the kids into it all?

Stalker with too much time on your hands.
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I'd rather call that one good pea detective work. Good job whoever pieced that one together.

Anonymous said...

I've met Doug Flutie and his wife....he's an ass....great detective work to figure out who she is.

Anonymous said...

What people fail to understand is that those seemingly innocent threads like: "How much is a gallon of milk where you live?" (Mass) and a zillion other questions all become part of a jigsaw, puzzle. So when you post multiple times about your husband's "celebrity," or throw in something about your beach house on another seemingly innocuous thread, and then mention you pay a trainer $150 an hour to come directly to your house in another thread, your autistic (now adult) son is "non verbal" in another thread, you obviously start putting yourself on the radar because you crave attention and on the peas you will get it like that. Add all those very telling keywords in addition to responses to yet more seemingly innocuous questions answered, and the fact that there is a very small -even stretched definition of- "celebrity" pool in Mass, and you have a big picture answered thanks to google in less than a few minutes.

The same could occur for the average pea who puts way too much info out there about their kids, calls themselves "so and sos mom" and though I would never put that out there they are really not doing their kids any favors.

Moral of the story: even seemingly innoucuous info can give too much info over time. Stalker? No. Googling braggarts or people who spew way too much to show what that does even if it isn't TOLD somewhere like here, yes.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164806

Potato Salad Recipe thread
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Good God. Why oh why does at least one person have to come on every single recipe thread and say THEY make the best (fill in the blank), but IT'S A SECRET!

What, pray tell, is the pint of that? Idiot.

Anonymous said...

A pint of low self-esteem :D

Anonymous said...

Exactly why are we hating on Laurie?

Anonymous said...

Exactly WHAT 194 refers to 193 typo and hating is directed at her loser husband

Anonymous said...

Well, Laurie and all of her celebrity friends - that's the only kind of friend they have *try* to live normal lives. Just like us common folk.

Bitch, please. You are not famous. I had never heard of your celebrity husband, and I am in the area.

That's why we are smacking Laurie...and now her scumbag, SMALL time, unknown celebrity husband.

Anonymous said...

can you say kelpeadumbass

Anonymous said...

she can be pinpointed by any freak out there that would want to.

she is an idiot x2

the feederlynns of the world could have a field day there.

Anonymous said...

MissCowHen talking to Pudgy:

Miss Jen
Mommy to Snowflakes

PeaNut 108861 - September 2003
Posts: 22044 Layouts: 255
Posted: 4/20/2012 12:28:38 AM
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You posted similar-ish pica several years ago and ever since then, I have wanted to go there but I can't remember where it was you went. The pics were similar to the one of Antelope Canyon. Do you know what I am talking about by chance?

These pics are awesome too!


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No, Jen you are too much of a fat ass to go and hike like this. Get over it.

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