Saturday, April 21, 2012

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Anonymous said...

First

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second

Anonymous said...

Third

Anonymous said...

Fourth.

Deirdre and Lowrent are FB friends. Lowrent probably doesn't want to call Peabay on using Jewish terms and offend one of her IRL kinda/sorta friends.

Anonymous said...

Fifth.

Yeah, that it.

Anonymous said...

Naming your dd after a song is pretty lame! Rhiannon

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165339

She named her dd after a place she's never been to so now she has to visit but has no idea where to go or what to see because there's isn't a damn thing to do in Brooklyn. lol SAD

Anonymous said...

6 forgot the link
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165346

Anonymous said...

Lowrent's had another lonely Saturday night.

Anonymous said...

I shake my head in disbelief at some of the peas.
"vcr" doesn't want her 16 daughter to color her hair or have a prom dress that shows to much boob, but she let her get on birth control?

Talk about messed up priorities.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Mariah!

Anonymous said...

Anyone gonna touch this one?

It looks like Hillary and BriannaJill should be bffs.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165196

Anonymous said...

welcome back MariahJane!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit! That's the hilary mentioned here recently for having some kind of medicine that would make her shit her brains out for a procedure. A Pea told her to tell them when she shit because she over-shared all.the.time. She never to posted again.

Damn Beetlejuice!

Anonymous said...

13Anonymous said... 13 welcome back MariahJane!

April 22, 2012 4:57 AM

Good 'ole MJ!!

Anonymous said...

I shake my head in disbelief at some of the peas.
"vcr" doesn't want her 16 daughter to color her hair or have a prom dress that shows to much boob, but she let her get on birth control?
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Makes sense to me what is she going to do if her DD gets pregnant go to the boy and have him take his sperm back? Sounds like her DD is spoiled and VCR is trying to get her under control about 10 yrs too late. I applaud her not not burying her head about teens and sex like most Peas do.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3165272&pg=1
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I love the smell of back peddle in the morning.

Anonymous said...

I've only noticed Lawra the past month or so but she seems off and a little crazy. Brings good drama though.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/gallery/member/484512-pepea/1797285-my-new-pup-pierre/

Pepea is cute! And her little dog too!

Anonymous said...

That must chap Lauren's fat ass

Anonymous said...

That must chap Lauren's fat ass

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What?

Anonymous said...

The puppy's cute. Pepea, now we know you post here because only you could think you're cute. You're a typical black woman.

Anonymous said...

22Anonymous said... 22 The puppy's cute. Pepea, now we know you post here because only you could think you're cute. You're a typical black woman.

April 22, 2012 8:55 AM

Typical response. No need to get her riled up on her race card though.

Anonymous said...

"You're a typical black woman."

Says the typically (closeted) racist white twopeas poster.

Hi, Lauren! Your black soul makes its presence known whether you use your name or not.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165191

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I want to give ADD Housewife a giant box of SHUT THE FUCK UP. The whole "I don't know what I want to be! I can be so many things!" is unbecoming once one is past one's 20's.

Of course, with her amazing skills (we know she is amazing at everything because she has told us so), there is nothing ADD cannot do.

What I really want to ask, though, is if she plans on being on any entitlement programs while she and her husband work their existential crisis out.

Anonymous said...

ITA 22

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked at the peas that spend $200 on a prom dress. I'm not broke, I'm comfortable, but I don't spend that much on me.

Anonymous said...

Oh STFU 24, you have no idea who I am. In fact, I've had people here call me Lauren, Athena, Mariah and a few other names. You don't have a fucking clue who I am. So shut your stupid pie-hole.

Anonymous said...

@27
Have you shopped for a prom dress lately? Short of used dresses, that's probably average at best.

Anonymous said...

What in the fuck is that monstrosity in SabrinaM's avatar?

It has no shoulders, droopy boobs, enormous arms, no waistline and no hips, but it has a wrinkly old woman neck.

Congratulations on your surgically obtained franken-body, your husband must be so thrilled he has to pork that.

Anonymous said...

Oh STFU 24, you have no idea who I am. In fact, I've had people here call me Lauren, Athena, Mariah and a few other names. You don't have a fucking clue who I am. So shut your stupid pie-hole.

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People thinking you are Lauren, Athena or Mariah is about the biggest insult one could give. What does that say about you?

Anonymous said...

What kind of surgery did SabrinaM have? Lapband?

Anonymous said...

If you call it a lapband she'll correct you that she had the more advanced "safer" version. But yes, she got gastric bypass because she was an enormous fatass.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised they are getting away with $200 dresses. Around here, $400 is more the norm. This is NOT a 'wealthy' area of the country.

Anonymous said...

If Sabrina has had surgeries, and THIS is the improvement, I shudder to think of the befores.

Unfortunate looking doesn't come close.

Anonymous said...

WAS an enormous fatass? Her avatar makes it pretty apparent that she still is . . .

Anonymous said...

So calling someone "fat" is your idea of talking smack? How fucking pathetic you people are.

Anonymous said...

What's your definition, 37?

Anonymous said...

If Sabrina has had surgeries, and THIS is the improvement, I shudder to think of the befores.

Unfortunate looking doesn't come close.

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Yep. And her hateful personality still shines through.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why she uses that as her avatar picture. It's not a flattering photo at all and it's not like it's a special "moment" photo either.

I'm not a Sabrina fan, but I think she has posted much more flattering pictures of herself.

Anonymous said...

Captain Cunt strikes again!

She just can't fucking help herself.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3165414&pg=1

Anonymous said...

Fat, thin, or in-between, Sabrina is a total thundercunt. Ugly that goes as deep as hers is impossible to hide or fix. Same with L'Urine.

Anonymous said...

I saw that too, 41. But was happy to see that the peas have ignored K and her trolling.

Now, if only they could manage to do that with some of the other trolls and pod bitches, maybe they'd slink off in search of better rocks to slither under.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165487

Call out of Capt. K by redboots

Anonymous said...

I like to think of SabrinaM's "after" body as karma for her thundercuntiness.

It's amazing that despite surgery, she's still a hambeast.

Anonymous said...

Squills just brought popcorn to the redboots/Captain Kunt showdown. I wonder if she's gonna charge us $50 to look at her popcorn?

Anonymous said...

Squills just brought popcorn to the redboots/Captain Kunt showdown. I wonder if she's gonna charge us $50 to look at her popcorn?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165370

What's with the pea hate for Jennifer Hudson? This isn't the first thread they've had whining about JH and weight loss. My guesses: because she lost a bunch of weight and looks good; because she's black.

Anonymous said...

Yeah that's right 48 when a white persons dislikes some of color it's because they're a different shade. Idiot maybe people have different taste's then you. Personally I think American Idol over hyped JH and I don't think she's all that great of a singer.

Anonymous said...

Those posts to CheriV. from Captain K reek of LeftTurnOnly.

She's also a Pea that has enough time to cultivate an active troll persona over a long time, and it's the perfect cover for all the passive-aggression that she hides with her "regular" name.

And if anyone else remembers what LTO was like in the beginning before she decided to be "nice" knows that a nasty comment like that is completely in character for her.

Anonymous said...

I went to the prom like 23 years ago. We were super poor, but my mom scraped together money for a $120 prom dress even back then. I could totally see spending $200 on a dress now.

Anonymous said...

Why is Jenny in the fight? It doesn't involve her. It's between Cheri and CK.

Anonymous said...

Why is Jenny in the fight? It doesn't involve her. It's between Cheri and CK.

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and redboots. Cheri CK and redboots.

Anonymous said...

Macys has plenty of under $100 prom dresses.
http://www1.macys.com/shop/juniors/apparel/dresses/prom-dresses?id=42812

Anonymous said...

I figured it out! redboots wanted to spotlight Captain K's comment in case anyone missed it! She's not supporting Cheri.

Anonymous said...

^^^It's nice to see that Jenny's police work is paying off. LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

I've noticed Jenny being super nasty lately to everyone. There haven't been any Trayvon Martin threads lately for her to show her Zimmerman love.

Anonymous said...

Jenny never lets anything go either. she HAS to have the last word.

Anonymous said...

54-Jeezus, those dresses are all fucking ugly.

Anonymous said...

I like to think of SabrinaM's "after" body as karma for her thundercuntiness.

It's amazing that despite surgery, she's still a hambeast.
April 22, 2012 5:24 PM

+1

Anonymous said...

Jenny is a twat-always has been.

And I agree that CaptainK could easily be one of LTO's troll personas. She's had plenty of them over the past few years.

I remember beje/lto and what a bitch she always was. Also remember her manic fits. She's a sick, twisted bitch and I think the CaptainK theory is a good one.

Anonymous said...

OMG, whoever said Jenny was the Pea Detective was dead on!

LMFAO!

She posted the cliffs note version of her "theory" here and then gave the Peas the full on Law & Order version.

Someone's been watching too much tv.....

Anonymous said...

I remember beje/lto and what a bitch she always was. Also remember her manic fits. She's a sick, twisted bitch and I think the CaptainK theory is a good one.
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Oh yeah. I forgot about Beje. I this this poster is onto something.

Anonymous said...

I hope Red Boots isn't a troll and that she stick around. Her responses to Jenny and Lauren in that thread are classic.

The Pod needs more smart bitches like that.

Anonymous said...

28Anonymous said... 28 Oh STFU 24, you have no idea who I am. In fact, I've had people here call me Lauren, Athena, Mariah and a few other names. You don't have a fucking clue who I am. So shut your stupid pie-hole.

April 22, 2012 12:10 PM

Wannabe!

Anonymous said...

40, it's a Missoni mishap!

Anonymous said...

is sabrinaM the nail polish cunt? If not what thread is she on?

Anonymous said...

I think Sabrina is pretty. And no, I'm not Sabrina. Also not Lauren. You know how to be sure of that? I said something NICE.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165487

Sam/chopped liver's comment seems fishy to me. She couldn't possibly be CaptainK could she?

Anonymous said...

No, she isn't. She said she's concerned that everytime someone drags facebook into something there are a flurry of friend deletions.

And, because you'll be inclined to say it, I'm not CL.

Anonymous said...

Yes you can get a prom dress for less than $100 at a department store, its when you go to a bridal store or a prom dress store that the dresses start at $200 and go up. These are fancy dresses that also may need alterations and special undergarments. When my girls were in hs they each were allowed to get their dresses fromt the bridal store for their JUNIOR prom. We also paid for a updo at the salon for each of them.
Other years they could get their dress from the department store.

Anonymous said...

When my girls were in hs they each were allowed to get their dresses fromt the bridal store for their JUNIOR prom. We also paid for a updo at the salon for each of them.
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why at the junior prom? most girls go all out for senior prom.

Anonymous said...

in our school the junior prom is the big deal - juniors are chosen for the prom royalty and court.

Anonymous said...

scrappinboysmom's BBQ meatballs are as trailer trash as you can get, why would anyone post that garbage as one of their best recipes? smh.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165385

Anonymous said...

I don't see a problem with it 74. Our family uses frozen meatballs all the time. I have never made them with BBQ sauce but I have had them at parties like that. They are pretty good and really easy which is what the OP asked about. Scrappinboysmom isn't claiming it is some family secret handed down from Eve.

Anonymous said...

what is the 4/20 reference on the Cheri/Capt Cunt thread?

Anonymous said...

Are you a sheltered Mormon 76? 4 20 = 4:20 time to smoke some pot.

Anonymous said...

Did Captain Cunt bump the BF chalkboard post?

Anonymous said...

Mormons are the worst

Anonymous said...

68 Anonymous said... 68

I think Sabrina is pretty. And no, I'm not Sabrina. Also not Lauren. You know how to be sure of that? I said something NICE.
April 22, 2012 9:03 PM


Sure she's pretty...... for a 70 year old trying to hard to look young. Not so much for a 30 something mom of little ones. She just looks OLD and mutated.

Anonymous said...

I've noticed Jenny being super nasty lately to everyone. There haven't been any Trayvon Martin threads lately for her to show her Zimmerman love.

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She made a complete fool out of herself asking why red boots didn't just bring it up on Cheri's original thread.

What a dumb shit!

Anonymous said...

People thinking Sabrina is pretty makes me feel better about myself. Not to toot my own horn but I probably look like a supermodel next to her.

Anonymous said...

77Anonymous said... 77 Are you a sheltered Mormon 76? 4 20 = 4:20 time to smoke some pot.

April 23, 2012 8:28 AM

I think the poster above you asked because they wanted to know what the son posted on his facebook about it. I doubt she wanted to know what 420 meant. Comprehension and all.

Anonymous said...

81 I agree. Since when is she the board police? Let's screw up a happy thread with more ugly.

Anonymous said...

Jenny's response to the Redboots thing was weird. You can always expect L'Urine to be cunty to lesser-known peas, but given that Jenny had no tie to Cheri/McSteff, no history with Redboots, and (presumably) no tie to CaptainK, her butting in and trying to shut the thread down was bizarre.

Anonymous said...

meh maybe Jenny's Capt. K.

Anonymous said...

75. You are pretty white trash too if you are buying frozen meatballs, ffs it doesn't take a master chef's degree to make your own damn meatballs. Do you know what is in those things? I bet you eat hot dogs too, another white trash delicacy

Anonymous said...

mmmm love me some hot dogs. I eat them on a silver platter.

Anonymous said...

Because capt K is someone known to the KKK posters like Lauren, Jenny etc. Makes no sense otherwise why they would jump all over redboots like that over totally bitch ass remarks made by K. They always come out to protect each other. Dumbass Jenny just overplayed the hand as usual.

Anonymous said...

75. You are pretty white trash too if you are buying frozen meatballs, ffs it doesn't take a master chef's degree to make your own damn meatballs. Do you know what is in those things?

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I'm not the one you were talking to, but I buy frozen meatballs. Why? I like how they taste better than homemade meatballs. Why wouldn't I buy what I like better? Do I know what is in them? Yes. Do I care? No. They're not going to kill me. I'm here on this earth for a short while, I'm not going to eat stuff I don't like.

Anonymous said...

in our school the junior prom is the big deal - juniors are chosen for the prom royalty and court.
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Gag. Please God don't let my girls grow up to be into stuff like this.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165632

It's the new Bostonheart

Anonymous said...

Catching up on the blog from the weekend...I have a real question:

What is wrong with the Mrs Butterworth figurines? Do people really think they are racist? I am not from the south, so maybe I just haven't heard of it? What's the deal?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165570

I can't believe how worked up some of these peas are over a neighbor wanting to raise bees. I'm just not getting the danger. Even if the op and her kids are allergic I'm not seeing the problem. Bees are everywhere and I doubt they will target her and her family. Plus if your so worried about it how about going to the doctor and getting some testing done. That way you'll have the epi pen if you need it.

Anonymous said...

75. You are pretty white trash too if you are buying frozen meatballs, ffs it doesn't take a master chef's degree to make your own damn meatballs. Do you know what is in those things? I bet you eat hot dogs too, another white trash delicacy
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Get over yourself. I don't care for handling raw meat that is the main reason I buy them. I also eat hotdogs and if that makes me white trash so be it. I'll take that over what ever is wrong with you.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165572


aprilfay's newest. Turn's out her drug dealer boyfriend is going to let her learn how to be an event planner.....

Anonymous said...

That's a business that's going to be extremely difficult to get off the ground while caring for a toddler. Boyfriend will need to pull major weight for this to fly.

Anonymous said...

in our school the junior prom is the big deal - juniors are chosen for the prom royalty and court.
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Gag. Please God don't let my girls grow up to be into stuff like this.

Wtf? I know prom court is all a big popularity thing and while I don't agree with everything that goes along with that, I was just stating that the junior prom is a big deal at our local high school.
When the kids are Juniors they get to really splurge and dress up. No I wasn't excited about spending the money on a fancy dress for one night, but it was a rite of passage and I didn't want to let my girls down.
I grew up poor and it meant alot to me to be able to give that to both of them.

Anonymous said...

93Anonymous said... 93 Catching up on the blog from the weekend...I have a real question:

What is wrong with the Mrs Butterworth figurines? Do people really think they are racist? I am not from the south, so maybe I just haven't heard of it? What's the deal?

April 23, 2012 12:03 PM

It was about Aunt Jemima / blackface, not Mrs. Butterworth / blackface. The fact that no Ps mentioned it shows that most read the blog. (didn't want to bring up an issue that was being discussed here.)

If you don't agree, oh well (not arguing with you over it, or whether that's why you posted it..etc.) Just explaining what you asked about.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the whole Junior prom thing and a court made up of Juniors. At our schools, you can attend prom as a junior or senior or be the guest of a jr or sr if you are younger.

prom king and queen are always seniors. why highlight the junior class?

Anonymous said...

Gag. Please God don't let my girls grow up to be into stuff like this.

^Yeah the poster would rather that her girls be interested in flannel shirts, work boots and other women.

Anonymous said...

Gag. Please God don't let my girls grow up to be into stuff like this.

^Yeah the poster would rather that her girls be interested in flannel shirts, work boots and other women.

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^^ Awww, and now the homophobes are coming out to play.

I'd rather my daughter grow up to be a kind and decent human who loves other women than a hateful assumptive jerk like you.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the whole Junior prom thing and a court made up of Juniors. At our schools, you can attend prom as a junior or senior or be the guest of a jr or sr if you are younger.

prom king and queen are always seniors. why highlight the junior class?
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Actually I think it has something to do with yearbooks. If they take the photos from junior prom, they appear in the next year's yearbook which will usually be the Senior yearbook for those juniors.

Also all high school students can attend the junior prom. Gees people I didn't make the rules - its just the way it is where we live.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Butterworth is a Syrup-American.

Anonymous said...

93Anonymous said... 93 Catching up on the blog from the weekend...I have a real question:

What is wrong with the Mrs Butterworth figurines? Do people really think they are racist? I am not from the south, so maybe I just haven't heard of it? What's the deal?

April 23, 2012 12:03 PM

It was about Aunt Jemima / blackface, not Mrs. Butterworth / blackface. The fact that no Ps mentioned it shows that most read the blog. (didn't want to bring up an issue that was being discussed here.)

If you don't agree, oh well (not arguing with you over it, or whether that's why you posted it..etc.) Just explaining what you asked about.

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You didn't explain anything. What is the deal with Aunt Jemima? If you have those figurines, you are racist?? Right now I don't agree or disagree, as I don't know what the issue. Why should crafterbeth have removed them before she took the picture??

Anonymous said...

I love how Lynlam jumped on the college tuition thread to blame the big bad government for students being in debt because of all those "MASSIVE LOANS" that they give out. Someone pointed out that max the govt can give you is something like $30k. She needs to learn how to do math before she starts frothing....

Anonymous said...

That's a business that's going to be extremely difficult to get off the ground while caring for a toddler. Boyfriend will need to pull major weight for this to fly.
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Not likely that she'll ever make a go of it, since she says that drug-dealer SO never does the bedtime routine.
The kid is almost a year old, and he never did/does the bedtime routine? What a crap father. But so NOT surprising. I don't see drug dealers as the warm fuzzy type.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather my daughter grow up to be a kind and decent human who loves other women than a hateful assumptive jerk like you.
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Right because it's very bad to be a hater.
Unless you're hating on the girls into prom court.
Then it's perfectly ok.

lol

Anonymous said...

blackface/offensive/racist.period.

Anonymous said...

There's a certification to plan a party?

Anonymous said...

105 You *ARE* trying to rile someone up. It wasn't hard to figure out. Peas don't like blackface. Has nothing to do with *WHOSE* kitchen it was LOL

Anonymous said...

in our school the junior prom is the big deal - juniors are chosen for the prom royalty and court.
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Gag. Please God don't let my girls grow up to be into stuff like this.

Wtf? I know prom court is all a big popularity thing and while I don't agree with everything that goes along with that, I was just stating that the junior prom is a big deal at our local high school.

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Yeah, I didn't mean anything against you. And I didn't mean I hoped my girls wouldn't be interested in going to the Prom. I just meant about the royalty/court thing. I just hate that part of the tradition. Luckily the schools around here have done away with it. I have nothing against proms. Actually I didn't get asked to either of my Jr or Sr proms and I'm still sad about it when I think of it, LOL, at age 39!!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO @ #104!

"Syrup American" = one of the scrap blog's all time best lines!

Anonymous said...

Someone is secretly bumping the kaptain kunt thread. It's staying at the top of the top threads, but I haven't seen a new comment all day.

Anonymous said...

It was about Aunt Jemima / blackface, not Mrs. Butterworth / blackface. The fact that no Ps mentioned it shows that most read the blog. (didn't want to bring up an issue that was being discussed here.)
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No, the fact that no Peas mentioned it doesn't mean that most Peas read the blog. ??? It just means that most Peas either didn't see the little figurines, didn't read that particular thread, or didn't see the figurines as racist. Do you realize how many Peas there are?? It is a very small percentage of them that read this blog.

Personally I would not have those figurines in my home, but I also don't see them as a racist symbol that would get me riled up.

Anonymous said...

If you are so bold 105, ask over at 2Ps if blackface (lawn jockey/aunt jemima/mrs. butterworth/dude at tom hanks auction) is ok. It doesn't matter about the kitchen pics other than (knowing how Ps react to shit) to leave them on the shelf. It wasn't brought up there because it was brought up here first (obvious blog reader then).

How many times *DO* you need it explained? (if you're just catching up than you saw the explanations already too?) *SIGH*

http://stuffwhitepeopledo.blogspot.com/2008/10/suddenly-get-interested-in-non-white.html

Anonymous said...

112Anonymous said... 112 LMFAO @ #104!

"Syrup American" = one of the scrap blog's all time best lines!

April 23, 2012 1:08 PM

You and 104 are assholes American. The bitch missed the point (after claiming to catch up from the weekend.) Bitch can't read American.

Anonymous said...

104Anonymous said... 104 Mrs. Butterworth is a Syrup-American.

April 23, 2012 12:59 PM

American White Boy Blackface (Point is, again, Peas *HATE* blackface. She knew she may be opening a can of worms.

Oh and fuck you crafterbeth American LMAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry to have ever brought it up here now. Our Pea racist/black haters would have noticed. Now they can't mention it.

Sorry you like the blackface so much you had to come defend it.

Anonymous said...

114Anonymous said... 114 It was about Aunt Jemima / blackface, not Mrs. Butterworth / blackface. The fact that no Ps mentioned it shows that most read the blog. (didn't want to bring up an issue that was being discussed here.)
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No, the fact that no Peas mentioned it doesn't mean that most Peas read the blog. ??? It just means that most Peas either didn't see the little figurines, didn't read that particular thread, or didn't see the figurines as racist. Do you realize how many Peas there are?? It is a very small percentage of them that read this blog.

Personally I would not have those figurines in my home, but I also don't see them as a racist symbol that would get me riled up.

April 23, 2012 1:09 PM

Awww you love them enough not to have them in your home. LOL (Too much class? Hahaha)

You realize how many Ps *DO* read the blog? More than *YOU* think. You are quite delusional in your assumption of how many read here.

Statician is not your line of work toots.

Anonymous said...

114=*NOT* riled up, but clearly is.

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_and_White_Minstrel_Show

also look up ted danson in blackface. it's offensive. but ok, go ahead w/your "it doesn't bother me" hater comments

Anonymous said...

Has April said how old her drug dealer BF is? She looks young in her pic, and she has talked about his kids, and they all seem to be in their 20's...

Anonymous said...

93Anonymous said... 93 Catching up on the blog from the weekend...I have a real question:

What is wrong with the Mrs Butterworth figurines? Do people really think they are racist? I am not from the south, so maybe I just haven't heard of it? What's the deal?

April 23, 2012 12:03 PM

Nice post, you equate racism as being a southern thing? Real nice, your klass is showing.

You aren't worth arguing with though. Definitely not worth it.

Anonymous said...

OK 110, so you are saying the majority of the US population would have no problem with an Aunt Jemima figurine in someones kitchen, but that the PEAS would have a problem with it because most of the peas are racist/closet racist. Thank you for the explanation.

Anonymous said...

He probably knocked some skanks up when he was 15 or so.

Doesn't matter how old her SO is, he's still a criminal and she's still an idiot for shacking up with him. Breeding and bringing more criminals into the world makes her as bad as her BF.

Anonymous said...

Nice post, you equate racism as being a southern thing? Real nice, your klass is showing.

You aren't worth arguing with though. Definitely not worth it.

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I am from an area that is 99% Caucasian...not much racism here, as there is no one to be racist against... I wouldn't think twice about seeing an Aunt Jemima figurine in someones home, I was just wondering what the smack talk was about.

I WAS NOT looking for an argument, I was just looking for an explanation.

Anonymous said...

There ARE more racists in the South. It's a simple fact. Ignorance and intolerance are rampant in the deep south.

Sorry if that pisses you off, but it's true.

Anonymous said...

STFU about Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth. No one fucking cares.

Anonymous said...

Personally I would not have those figurines in my home, but I also don't see them as a racist symbol that would get me riled up.

April 23, 2012 1:09 PM

Racists dont see racism anywhere/in anything. So that isn't saying anything. Except about you.

Anonymous said...

I'm more offeneded because both Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth are middle aged and overweight. I want to see some young sexy skinny bottles of syrup, dammit.

Anonymous said...

Well, that was educational...not. As usual the blog bitches would rather call people names and talk circles that actually answer a question.

So, what I have learned is that most of the blog bitches are idiots.

Anonymous said...

lol at the racist shit disturber having a foot stamping episode because her bait stinks.

Anonymous said...

131, I think you're delusional.

If you want to have a real discussion about race and racial politics in America, I'd suggest that you not expect to find it on a fucking smack blog.

Dumb ass.

Anonymous said...

Did you follow the link dumbass 131? If that doesn't clue you in then no one here can help you. Obviously you dont really want "help to understand". You are just here to be an asswipe.

Anonymous said...

I actually did want to have my question answered. No, I was not baiting anyone, or trying to rile anyone up. I simply wanted a clear answer, not name calling and talking in circles. I now understand that assuming blog bitches could actually back up their smack talk with real information is far too much to ask. Carry on with the usual mindless chatter...

Anonymous said...

129 Anonymous said...

Racists dont see racism anywhere/in anything. So that isn't saying anything. Except about you.
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And liberals see racism EVERYWHERE. Anytime someone says anything about an African American it's because they are racist. It is possible to separate someones actions from their color.

Anonymous said...

Personally I would not have those figurines in my home, but I also don't see them as a racist symbol that would get me riled up.

April 23, 2012 1:09 PM

Racists dont see racism anywhere/in anything. So that isn't saying anything. Except about you.

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helloooooo dumbass, did you read the part where I said I would not have them in my home? It's for a reason!!

Anonymous said...

Anytime someone says anything about an African American it's because they are racist.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

At the pod? Pretty much. If you want a fucking debate take it there, you'll get tons of support from the KKK wannabes

Anonymous said...

helloooooo dumbass, did you read the part where I said I would not have them in my home? It's for a reason!!

April 23, 2012 2:01 PM


Newflash: no one gives a flying fuck

Anonymous said...

I love how Lynlam jumped on the college tuition thread to blame the big bad government for students being in debt because of all those "MASSIVE LOANS" that they give out. Someone pointed out that max the govt can give you is something like $30k. She needs to learn how to do math before she starts frothing....

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Maybe if that twatwaffle had graduated instead of dropping out she wouldn't be worried about a $20 bill at McDonalds for her family of four.

Anonymous said...

pepea needs to get her toofers fixed. thats some jacked up toofers.

Anonymous said...

Damn, I take a nap and the blog blows up.

127, I've lived both the deep south (South Carolina) and a northern metropolis. In my experience, there's more racism in the north and more sexism in the south. JME.

Anonymous said...

Did you see this in annabella's member profile:


"The older I got, the more I realized that those people who talked about you were just plain JEALOUS. It doesn't bother me that you want to talk about me. If you want to spend your days, making me the center of your world by discussing me and what you think my business is, then go for it. Have a lovely day and know that I am the most important thing in your world if you are spending that much time thinking about me. People who talk about you are jealous of you. Jealous of what you have...yup, I have happiness. Pure and total happiness. No strings attached. I didn't have to buy it, steal it or beg for it. I deserve it and God rewarded me by giving it to me. All you want to do is steal my happiness. Not going to happen. You can't have what I have. But, go ahead, gossip away. Feel free, because I know who you are, I know what you think, and I feel sorry for you." - Jilda

Anonymous said...

the mere fact that Annafuckfella spent time and effort composing and typing that little diatribe is proof positive that it does indeed bother her that people talk about her.

she really is a dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Annadumbfuckinella is a pug nosed, dunder headed, twat waffle with no redeeming qualities.

I hope she keeps banging her boss and is smart enough to bank some money because in a few years, the dumb ass will find herself homeless.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165674

squillen looking to make more money from the peas...produce a cookbook for $10/each and sell it to the peas for $50/each plus shipping. Genius for her...too bad it has already been done in a free PDF format. Looking forward to watch her wiggle out of the idea of putting work in to make a FREE cookbook...

Anonymous said...

What does Aunt Jemima have to do with black face? Can anyone explain, I really don't know.

Anonymous said...

Aunt Jemima is a stereotype of a black woman--wearing an apron/domestic uniform, hair wrapped up, in the kitchen. Some people also think the fact that Aunt Jemima is overweight is a stereotype.

Anonymous said...

but stereotype has nothing to do with blackface. Aunt Jemima was not a white woman pretending to be a black woman. Jeezus, PC much over nothing.

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to watch her wiggle out of the idea of putting work in to make a FREE cookbook...
April 23, 2012 2:58 PM

She'll just quit posting on the thread, and ignore future questions or requests. It's her standard MO.

Much like Captain K . . . hmmmmm

Anonymous said...

132Anonymous said... 132 lol at the racist shit disturber having a foot stamping episode because her bait stinks.

April 23, 2012 1:46 PM

This was the dumbest shit on the blog all day.

Anonymous said...

124Anonymous said... 124 OK 110, so you are saying the majority of the US population would have no problem with an Aunt Jemima figurine in someones kitchen, but that the PEAS would have a problem with it because most of the peas are racist/closet racist. Thank you for the explanation.

April 23, 2012 1:26 PM

Are you new here? /*SIGH* @ the influx

Anonymous said...

131, ask better questions, don't stir shit and listen to the explanation THE FIRST TIME lol!!!

Anonymous said...

149 they were originally white men, not women, presenting themselves as black women. Not that it matters .just.sayin'.

Anonymous said...

oh and 149 you're looking past the obvious here. pc my ass

Anonymous said...

Much like Captain K . . . hmmmmm
April 23, 2012 4:12 PM

Hey, I could see squillen being CaptainK. She's certainly hateful enough given her rude-ass comment to the pea who was losing her house.

Anonymous said...

^forgot to add that she admitted to deliberately stirring the pot with cookie-gate.

I'll bet it is squillen!

Anonymous said...

124Anonymous said... 124 OK 110, so you are saying the majority of the US population would have no problem with an Aunt Jemima figurine in someones kitchen, but that the PEAS would have a problem with it because most of the peas are racist/closet racist. Thank you for the explanation.

April 23, 2012 1:26 PM

Are you new here? /*SIGH* @ the influx

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Pretty sure 124 nailed it. Not a big deal anywhere else, but the peas love to make a big deal about nothing, so...

Anonymous said...

#156-I missed that one, care to share? I love your theory.

Anonymous said...

159...that was the start of cookiegate. I don't have links for it, but a pea said that squillen said she would use part of her revenue from her cookie sales to help a pea that was going to have to foreclose on her home. Squillen reneged on the deal, and said some really mean things to the pea about to lose her home.

Anonymous said...

158Anonymous said... 158 124Anonymous said... 124 OK 110, so you are saying the majority of the US population would have no problem with an Aunt Jemima figurine in someones kitchen, but that the PEAS would have a problem with it because most of the peas are racist/closet racist. Thank you for the explanation.

April 23, 2012 1:26 PM

Are you new here? /*SIGH* @ the influx

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Pretty sure 124 nailed it. Not a big deal anywhere else, but the peas love to make a big deal about nothing, so...
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No, you're wrong, as was 124. No one in 110 said racist. Peas had a blackface thread recently. wow.just.wow

Anonymous said...

159...that was the start of cookiegate. I don't have links for it, but a pea said that squillen said she would use part of her revenue from her cookie sales to help a pea that was going to have to foreclose on her home. Squillen reneged on the deal, and said some really mean things to the pea about to lose her home.
April 23, 2012 4:46 PM

NO. As much as I despise squillen-she never promised to help the pea who was losing her house. The pea had posted a thread with some questions, and squillen made a rude ass comment about what a loser she was for being in a tough financial situation and basically calling her a squatter for expecting not to be evicted immediately.
Someone else made some comment about squillen helping her out, but squillen never promised that--she's too much of a cunty bitch to ever help someone out.

As far as the cookie-gate thing, when it was all going down, and the arguments were being re-hased ad nauseum, squillen basically came out and said that she had just done it to stir the pot-complete with the smirking smilie. Yet she and her defenders claimed that the facebook thread was just "joking around." They're all full of shit.

squillen is mean, nasty, cunty and sneaky enough to be Captain K. And it would be just like her to use a troll alter.

She got a tiny bit of flak about her comment to the losing-the-house-pea and immediately tried to back-pedal, but never apologized outright. squeals continues to try to stir the cookie shitpot once in a while.

Sound familiar/CaptainK ish? It does to me.

Anonymous said...

Aprilfays wedding planning certification program is a total scam. All one has to do is do is google it for reviews. A lot of people have been taken in by this so called certification program.

Anonymous said...

It was pepea who called Squillen out on the foreclosure comment and told her to donate her cookie sales.

I think Squillen has something up her sleeve when she said there should be a cookbook.

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget that GinaCivey went totally flaked on making the cookbook and went MIA for months.

Anonymous said...

I think Squillen has something up her sleeve when she said there should be a cookbook.
April 23, 2012 5:31 PM

I definitely agree. She's trying to get everyone to do the work, submit recipes, and then she's going to try to make a profit off it somehow.

Anonymous said...

Aprilfays wedding planning certification program is a total scam. All one has to do is do is google it for reviews. A lot of people have been taken in by this so called certification program.
April 23, 2012 5:30 PM

IF AprilF was a nice or even decent pea, I might feel like warning her. But since she's a total cunt who lives off crime and drug money, I don't feel too bad about her getting ripped off.

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget that GinaCivey went totally flaked on making the cookbook and went MIA for months.
April 23, 2012 5:32 PM

I must have missed this. Do tell!

Anonymous said...

144 - I think Annabella just proved her point. You are stalking her posts by going to her profile and she is laughing at you. You're the dumb one if you can't see that she is quoting someone. She used to have a bunch of quotes from peas on there. Ctrl+C is pretty easy.

Anonymous said...

Aprilfays wedding planning certification program is a total scam. All one has to do is do is google it for reviews. A lot of people have been taken in by this so called certification program.
April 23, 2012 5:30 PM

Is anyone surprised by this? Only someone like april would be stupid enough not to check it out.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe April is going to school for that. Um....hello just get an entry level job and learn the trade while being paid! Who the fuck gets a degree in wedding planning? lol

Anonymous said...

144 - I think Annabella just proved her point. You are stalking her posts by going to her profile and she is laughing at you. You're the dumb one if you can't see that she is quoting someone. She used to have a bunch of quotes from peas on there. Ctrl+C is pretty easy.
April 23, 2012 5:38 PM

No one gives a shit about your pretend drama Annadumbella. Go away-there are much more interesting things to talk about.

Anonymous said...

171, I don't think there's any actual degree in "wedding planning." If there is, it's some bogus certification thing that anyone with half a brain would know is a scam.

But then, we're talking about april. The dumb cunt who shacks up with a criminal, and then knowingly pops out his spawn. She's definitely not the brightest bulb in the box.

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think Captain K is mental, her immaturity just makes her look so stupid.

On the one hand she has those disturbing research skills like Yubon but then will backpedal when called to the plate.

Anonymous said...

will backpedal when called to the plate.
April 23, 2012 5:43 PM

yep, just like squeals!

Anonymous said...

April isn't the brightest bulb. Yesterday she created a thread asking why Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton aren't supporting that black woman who killed and kidnapped a baby in TX.

Anonymous said...

It was pepea who called Squillen out on the foreclosure comment and told her to donate her cookie sales.
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NO...it was Olan, NOT peape

Anonymous said...

yes, 177 is right-it was olan that mentioned squillen donating her cookie sales.

but squeals NEVER said she would-not surprising, though.

Anonymous said...

Do hemmoroids itch? I have something going on down behind and it's itchy like crazy. I can't see anything.

Anonymous said...

Yes they do. Get some Tuck Medicated Pads.

Anonymous said...

RE: Aunt Jemima

Google is your friend...

http://thefactbox.blogspot.com/2006/12/aunt-jemima.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aunt_Jemima

The term "Aunt Jemima" is sometimes used colloquially as a female version of the derogatory label "Uncle Tom". In this context, the slang term "Aunt Jemima" falls within the "Mammy archetype", and refers to a friendly black woman who is perceived as obsequiously servile or acting in, or protective of, the interests of whites.[12] The 1950s television show Beulah came under fire for depicting a "mammy"-like black maid and cook who was somewhat reminiscent of Aunt Jemima.

Anonymous said...

Jeebus, has Nightowl invaded the blog?

STFU about AuntJemima already. NO ONE CARES.

Anonymous said...

The Brawney paper towel guy is your typical white boy camping tea party honky.

Anonymous said...

LOL, 183 :)

Anonymous said...

I'm just waiting to see how squeals will maneuver this cookbook thing into a moneymaker for herself.

Or, she'll pull another disappearing act and it won't get done.

She is NOT the type to do something when there's nothing in it for herself.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the Brawny honky hangs with the Zatarain's New Orleans Jazz player. (musical Jazz, not basketball Jazz)

Anonymous said...

Fucking Squillen.

She asks about it, a million peas respond. Someone posts the links, etc, etc.

Why is she acting like she's in charge? She's "gotta think about this idea" and saying she "needs 21 volunteers"

She's never even been involved in it! WTF.

Anonymous said...

will backpedal when called to the plate.
April 23, 2012 5:43 PM

yep, just like squeals!

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No, the hasty backpedal is another LTO signature. Squills disappears like a coward and lets others fight her battles.

Anonymous said...

Cooking with the Peas 4.0

Squeals chain restaurant knockoffs
magikal beouff
Velveeta Splendor
Yvonne's Cream of Mushroom steak
vienna sausages marinated in Rotel
hillbilly caramel in a can
enchilladas with flour tortillas
Making eggs the lazy way with L'urine

Anonymous said...

Predicting a future post from April:
Help, my wedding planning book was in the car, and the car was stolen again(for the 12th time). The planning book has all the wedding info and the brides & grooms personal info in it. What should I do?

Anonymous said...

The Brawny guy is gay. Rumors are also surrounding Mr. Clean.

Anonymous said...

It was pepea who called Squillen out on the foreclosure comment and told her to donate her cookie sales
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That was Olan, not peepee.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Clean is a neo-nazi.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3164984

More frothing. I thought the video was pretty good....

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3165657

I know it's petty, but every time I see the OP's name, I giggle.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Clean is a neo-nazi.

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Oh yeah, I forgot about those tattoos he has on the back of his head and neck. And that forgotten, but unpopular commercial where he was wearing the boots and red suspenders.

Anonymous said...

#195. I'm petty with you. Unfortunate name choice.

Anonymous said...

181Anonymous said... 181 RE: Aunt Jemima

Google is your friend...

http://thefactbox.blogspot.com/2006/12/aunt-jemima.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aunt_Jemima

The term "Aunt Jemima" is sometimes used colloquially as a female version of the derogatory label "Uncle Tom". In this context, the slang term "Aunt Jemima" falls within the "Mammy archetype", and refers to a friendly black woman who is perceived as obsequiously servile or acting in, or protective of, the interests of whites.[12] The 1950s television show Beulah came under fire for depicting a "mammy"-like black maid and cook who was somewhat reminiscent of Aunt Jemima.

April 23, 2012 6:41 PM

Idiot, it's not about who, it was about blackface.

So, if I must follow suit: (the blackface thread of late is why it was pointed out here).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackface

(Too much to copy and paste) lol

Anonymous said...

183Anonymous said... 183 The Brawney paper towel guy is your typical white boy camping tea party honky.

April 23, 2012 7:07 PM

Yes, a white guy depicting a white guy. No facepaint. Your point? I doubt crafterbeth, any pea or anyone in the world has a figurine of him in their kitchen though LOL

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