Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Space 9/18/12

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Anonymous said...

Ggg

Anonymous said...

Typhus is a fat walking cunt. Her kids are going to hate her when they are older. They will most likely go live with the homeless.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193301


I don't like what this person did to my son so I'm going to do the exact same thing to hers, but it isn't bad if I do it because I'm a Pea!!!

How does that ass backwards logic sound?

Anonymous said...

I love how typhus added that she used light cream cheese in her vomit meal. Yes, that makes it all better...because 2 bricks of cream cheese, cream of crap soup and powered chemicals makes a crap meal, but if it is made with light cream cheese, then it's practically clean eating!

Anonymous said...

All of that low-fat, low-cal, low-carb shit is worse for you than the real stuff anyway. Well in moderation, not using an entire brick to cover some egg noodles.


But seriously, cream cheese and noodles? Barf-o-rama.

Anonymous said...

We were forced to eat shit we didn't like as a kid (liver and onions, anyone?). Most kids have weird taste aversions that they can't help.

With my own kids, that was NOT the hill I chose to die on. The had to taste everything, but if they didn't like it, it's easy enough to fix a pb&j sandwich or grab some cheese and fruit.

It was MY priority to have a pleasant, stress free sit-down dinner together every night.

Anonymous said...

I have plenty of fond memories of sit down dinners with my family. Sometimes there would be a main dish I didn't like, but there were always vegetables, a starch, and a salad on the side. I think if you are giving plenty of choices for one meal it is not outrageous to expect a child to pick something out of the many choices to fill up on. I hate macaroni and cheese, the thought of it makes me gag. My mother would always cook a kielbasa on the side of the mac and cheese so there'd be something for me to eat. She wasn't going to stop cooking a meal that 3/4 people liked in the house just because I didn't want to eat it.

Now if the only choice is nasty noodle casserole, I'd feel differently.

My mother hates peppers, my father and I love them, I so badly wish I had the balls to cook stuffed peppers or fajitas on a night when she's over for dinner at my house so I could pull the three bite rule on her, but I value my life too much :P. But my dad does seem to always find his way over to my house on the nights he hears I'm cooking something with peppers in it.

Anonymous said...

IS DesertPea bi-polar?

Because I'm getting a strong 'manic phase' vibe from her.

Anonymous said...

The dinner thread proves why so many people feel so entitled to have separate meals made for them as a guest in someone's home. COUGH Jodster COUGH.

Anonymous said...

Erm AussieMeg, you might want to have a look at your avatar picture and then re read what you've written.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193197

Anonymous said...

She could be wearing a brightly colored top under her jacket and you just can't see it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe 11 but she does say 'you won't catch me ever wearing grey' and that jacket looks pretty grey to me.

Anonymous said...

Looks like cake diva realized she messed up and ran away from her thread! lol at the bump!

Anonymous said...

Maybe 11 but she does say 'you won't catch me ever wearing grey' and that jacket looks pretty grey to me.

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Maybe it's your screen. Looks black to me.

Anonymous said...

"I don't like what this person did to my son so I'm going to do the exact same thing to hers, but it isn't bad if I do it because I'm a Pea!!!"

No shit!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193301&pg=1

Quit pretending you aren't a fucking bitch, Tango. You already admitted in your OP that you got involved in a "tiff" that had nothing to do with you.

Anonymous said...

Hey BM your too much of a cunt to ever be popular - even if you whine about the one that must not be named. Stop with the attention whoring already

Anonymous said...

Hey 16, there's a difference between "your" and "you're."

You should learn it.

Anonymous said...

17, take your nasty ass back to the pod.

Anonymous said...

Awww, are you butthurt because someone highlighted the stupidity you're spewing?

Anonymous said...

My mother hates peppers, my father and I love them, I so badly wish I had the balls to cook stuffed peppers or fajitas on a night when she's over for dinner at my house so I could pull the three bite rule on her, but I value my life too much :P
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LOL! Yeah, my mom forced me to clean my plate as a kid. Granted, we never had octopus for dinner but now that my palate has expanded, my mom looks like a total fuss-pot with her eating choices. Gotta love her! :)

Anonymous said...

Looks like cake diva realized she messed up and ran away from her thread! lol at the bump!
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Link?

Anonymous said...

Hey BM your too much of a cunt to ever be popular - even if you whine about the one that must not be named. Stop with the attention whoring already
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ITA. I hate Lauren as much as the next person but BM just looks like a lunatic out there.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193266

Link for #21. Cake diva was totally in the wrong, unless she wants to be known as the business with crappy customer service. If the customer says she will pay on Thursday, but doesn't, a smart business person would call to follow up...not just ASSUME the order was cancelled!

Anonymous said...

OMG. Typus's cream of glop dinner is nasty.

Anonymous said...

22Anonymous said... 22 Hey BM your too much of a cunt to ever be popular - even if you whine about the one that must not be named. Stop with the attention whoring already
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ITA. I hate Lauren as much as the next person but BM just looks like a lunatic out there.

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+2. Her name might as well be OutToGetLauren. Her latest thread about Lauren doubting her rape just made me go, hmm.

Anonymous said...

That dinner probably looks like upchuck. I also wonder why she wasn't ok with her kid eating one bite of the main dish and eating all the veg but then I realized there probably was no veg. Just the upchuck.

Anonymous said...

Shes a fuckin lunatic - and all her callout threads are doing is pointing it out.

Anonymous said...

I think I saw Crock O'Glop on Honey Boo Boo.

Anonymous said...

No wonder typhus is such an air-head...she is suffering from malnutrition from meals like "creamy italian chicken"

Anonymous said...

No 28 that was "sketti", and the sauce was Country Crock margarine and ketchup heated in a microwave. It makes Mrs. T's cream o'crap sound gourmet.

Anonymous said...

BM = L'Urine

And she's ramping up her alter for maximum sympathy.

Anonymous said...

"sketti", and the sauce was Country Crock margarine and ketchup heated in a microwave
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HURL!

Anonymous said...

No 28 that was "sketti", and the sauce was Country Crock margarine and ketchup heated in a microwave.
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And a bunch of peas were defending it as a frugal meal. It's not the fucking Grapes of Wrath, people!!

Anonymous said...

I think that craptastic recipe Typhus shoved down her kids throats is the famous nsbr crockpot italian chicken that will no doubt be in squillen's cookbook in the "looks like vomit and tastes much worse, just ask your kids" section.

Anonymous said...

MrsT made a point to come back and say the noodle barf wasn't the only thing on the plate. If it wasn't all they had then why the epic battle? She is the same mom who locked her kid the bedroom and let him scream and kick the wall for hours tho. She has to win all the time even in her own house with her own family.

Anonymous said...

link? @ 33

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling it's especially with her own family... I pity her future dils :(

Anonymous said...

Ugh. All of the political rantings on 2Peas is driving me crazy i know, I know - just don't open them.

But, in all seriousness, no one is mentioning the fact that the major polls show Romney is behind and losing some serious ground over the last few weeks since the end of the conventions.

Just how are the Republicans going to stop the erosion and turn this campaign around?

Wish some on both sides could discuss this logically instead of raving and frothing.

Anonymous said...

17Anonymous said... 17 Hey 16, there's a difference between "your" and "you're."

You should learn it.

September 18, 2012 12:46 PM

Ahh your you're! must be beadhound or scrapstench, neither can get it right. (I think Scrapstench IS Beadhound!) LOL /sarcasm for the dumbfucks!

Anonymous said...

Boy, there are going to be a bunch of sad, sad Peas come November 7th.

Anonymous said...

OBAMA! ANOTHER FOUR YEARS!

Anonymous said...

I hope Typhus arranges soon to have November 7 off. I pity her students if she's in class that day.

Anonymous said...

Carter vs Reagan

Anonymous said...

40Anonymous said... 40 Boy, there are going to be a bunch of sad, sad Peas come November 7th.

September 18, 2012 6:03 PM

There are always sad voters after an election.

Anonymous said...

I like the creamy italian chicken.

Anonymous said...

#43, you are stupid. It should hurt real bad to be that stupid.

Anonymous said...

Boy, there are going to be a bunch of sad, sad Peas come November 7th.
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Let's see, there is a choice between dumb ass #1 and dumb ass #2; yes, either way I'm already sad and election day isn't here yet.

Anonymous said...


ITA. I hate Lauren as much as the next person but BM just looks like a lunatic out there.

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+2. Her name might as well be OutToGetLauren. Her latest thread about Lauren doubting her rape just made me go, hmm
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I still think they are the same person.

Anonymous said...

Yep, she's using BM to unite the Peas on her side from this horrible person. L'Urine's been on thin ice for awhile, and posting Jackie pictures isn't doing the trick anymore.

Anonymous said...

I think BM is a pea alter, but I don't think it's Lowrent. Not enough froth to be her. I thought it might be ScrapWench.

Why do you think BM = Lauren?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193411


lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3192560

Whutdafuq?

Anonymous said...

Typhus said:

"That's the point. They don't get pizza, Cheetos, PB&J etc at every meal at our house either. Those are not always stocked in our pantry. They are treats we have once in a while. I'm saying if they didn't have some parental guidance, those are the things they'd desire. Which is why I have to make food an issue at some level. Because we don't get to just have junk. We actually don't ave much junk available for them, but they do have access to the bags of carrots, apples, bananas, cheese sticks, etc that we keep around and they absolutely do choose those things. "


Am I missing something? Because she's about the size of a whale so she must be buying junk food. If there was junk food seldom, then she wouldn't be so fat.

She's so stupid.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193195&pg=3

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193298

Leftturnonly/bejeshoe has officially gone fucking wacko. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Leftturnonly/bejeshoe has officially gone fucking wacko. Seriously.

Beje! That's her alter I had forgotten. What was MeGlops other alter?

Anonymous said...

If you're concerned about your kids eating healthy, don't bring crap into the house. Simple.

Anonymous said...

"That's the point. They don't get pizza, Cheetos, PB&J etc at every meal at our house either. Those are not always stocked in our pantry. They are treats we have once in a while. I'm saying if they didn't have some parental guidance, those are the things they'd desire. Which is why I have to make food an issue at some level. Because we don't get to just have junk. We actually don't ave much junk available for them, but they do have access to the bags of carrots, apples, bananas, cheese sticks, etc that we keep around and they absolutely do choose those things.
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incoherent and contradictory. as per usual.

Anonymous said...

Am I missing something? Because she's about the size of a whale so she must be buying junk food. If there was junk food seldom, then she wouldn't be so fat.





Cream O'Crap Casserole = 'healthy' in the Tyler household

Anonymous said...

Leftturnonly/bejeshoe has officially gone fucking wacko. Seriously.


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She needs to adjust her tinfoil hat.

Anonymous said...

Yep, she's using BM to unite the Peas on her side from this horrible person. L'Urine's been on thin ice for awhile, and posting Jackie pictures isn't doing the trick anymore.
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I agree. I think it is her way of getting some of the negative attention off herself and some pity at the same time.

Anonymous said...

but they do have access to the bags of carrots, apples, bananas, cheese sticks, etc that we keep around and they absolutely do choose those things.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Sure they do. If that was the case, why couldn't she eat some of those then?

Anonymous said...

Typhus is such a dope. PB&J has a hell of a lot less fat than the cream cheese glop mix, which is just nutritionally poor starch combined with high fat and high sodium.

Anonymous said...

I went into a carb coma just reading the recipe.

Anonymous said...

That typhus thread about kids eating dinner is pretty bad. As you all have said the recipe is gross. But so many Peas in that thread say they make their kids eat what's on the table even if they don't like it. I just don't get it. Don't offer junk food as a choice, but there's nothing wrong with a kid who just wants to eat the noodles and some fruit. Or cheese. Or even pb&j. Just give the kid a vitamin every day, make sure they get calcium in some form, and encourage them to try new things. But why make meal time so miserable that the kid cries? That's a great memory to have. I'm glad to see a few Peas have common sense on that thread.

Anonymous said...

she chose nothing and got nothing else that night. she thought she won but i brought her food home with us and she got it served for breakfast. she wouldn't eat it for breakfast either and cried. i told her that she wasn't getting anything else until she ate her dinner from the previous night.

she ate it for lunch.

From Cindosha, why would you do that to a child? I can almost hear the smugness as she typed this.

Anonymous said...

#65, exactly! It's like "I won, ha ha!" Of course there are some things we have to "win" as parents, like a reasonable bedtime, and holding hands on a busy street, polite behavior. Etc. But some of these Peas seem determined to control everything about their kids. So how are those kids ever going to learn to decide for themselves? And I think that if you routinely force your kid to eat things they don't like, or make them cry at the table, you might just have a kid who ends up with food issues. I'm not an expert on that at all but it just seems common sense to me.

Anonymous said...

Well so disappointed. All these Christian threads and no smack. Of course they are all very Pollyanna and being kind.

Anonymous said...

Sigh, I'll never be a 'real pea'. I've never laughed so loud that someone in another room has had to come and check on me or sat here with tears running down my face at anything that has ever been posted at the bucket.

Anonymous said...

she chose nothing and got nothing else that night. she thought she won but i brought her food home with us and she got it served for breakfast. she wouldn't eat it for breakfast either and cried. i told her that she wasn't getting anything else until she ate her dinner from the previous night.
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Mommie Dearest, anyone?

Anonymous said...

Nutrition Facts*
Amount Per Serving (serving size) = 1/2 cup (120 mL) condensed soup

Calories 130
Fat Calories 80
Total Fat 9g
Sat. Fat 2.5g
Trans Fat 0g
Polyunsat. Fat 2g
Monounsat. Fat 4.5g
Cholesterol 10mg
Sodium 870mg
Total Carb. 9g
Dietary Fiber 3g
Sugars 0g
Protein 2g
Potassium 60mg


% Daily Values**
Vitamin A 4%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 0%
Iron 0%
.* The nutrition information contained in this list of Nutrition Facts is based on our current data. However, because the data may change from time to time, this information may not always be identical to the nutritional label information of products on shelf.

** % Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

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The SODIUM *WILL* make you FAT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That's Campbell's Cream of Chicken

Anonymous said...

Monday the 17th McDonalds started putting their calories next to EVERY item on ALL their menus. It won't stop people from ordering.

Anonymous said...

desertpea is alter for athena pea anyone?

Anonymous said...

I guess Bill Krystal, Peggy Noonan et al are just a bunch of pinko socialist loving dimwits according to the brains trust on the Romney thread eh? Why would anyone even bother trying to argue with teh level of stoopids on that thread?

Anonymous said...

As far as that cream o' crap casserole goes, and crockpots for that matter- my son very aptly pointed out that "that is not cooking, that is combining."

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Anonymous said...

73Anonymous said... 73 desertpea is alter for athena pea anyone?

September 19, 2012 9:17 AM

Sometimes people are just as crazy as another person. It doesn't always mean they are an alt or the same person.

Anonymous said...

Here's another clue on desertpea

"I had to read the entire Obamacare legislation. You should read it as well."

Not many people have read the entire Obamacare. But there has been a pea who has proudly stated she read the entire thing. And I'm sure she hasn't but said that so she sound knowledgable. Anyone remember who it was?

Anonymous said...

Desert pea is def. an alter for a "regular" pea

Anonymous said...

But why make meal time so miserable that the kid cries? That's a great memory to have


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This. A thousand times this. I wanted our mealtimes to be pleasant, relaxing, sociable.

But then I'm not a fucking lunatic control freak.

Anonymous said...

Ha! You know Typus has never eaten *just* 1/2 cup of anything in her life:





Nutrition Facts*
Amount Per Serving (serving size) = 1/2 cup (120 mL) condensed soup

Calories 130
Fat Calories 80
Total Fat 9g

Anonymous said...

Not many people have read the entire Obamacare. But there has been a pea who has proudly stated she read the entire thing. And I'm sure she hasn't but said that so she sound knowledgable. Anyone remember who it was?


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hmm. pineapple brags about how well-read she is: she spends a portion of every day soaking in her garden tub, reading! She reads in the pickup line at McDonalds!

and she's up to her eyebrows in online politics, both reading and spreading.

Anonymous said...

ITA. Something hinky with desertpea. She often seems rather manic IMO. Not sure if thats just troll behavior or for real.

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to Mrs Tyler's take on whether Jesus was married or not.

Anonymous said...

Not many people have read the entire Obamacare. But there has been a pea who has proudly stated she read the entire thing. And I'm sure she hasn't but said that so she sound knowledgable. Anyone remember who it was?
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Sylvia or Ms Green Genes?

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to Mrs Tyler's take on whether Jesus was married or not.
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Oh yes. I'm hoping that she'll see that thread. And there are a couple of others who I hope will comment. My day has been kind of boring so far and I could use a little fun. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Sylvia or Ms Green Genes?

September 19, 2012 9:55 AM

No. It wasn't either of them. I remember it clearly and can even sort of picture the post. It will come to me eventually. I remember thinking, "yeah, sure you did". :D

Anonymous said...

Desert pea said she was multi tasking on that thread. I supposed mouth breathing, scribbling on the walls and constructing tin foil hats whilst peaing can be considered multi tasking.

Anonymous said...

Ok, so Sketchy Pea is the husband of JennAllyson or whatever her name is? And he posts on the board like he's just one of the gals?

Not that it's a "girls only" board, but I'm trying to imagine my spouse or any other spouse I know spending time on a scrapbooking board, showing off his home improvements.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193473


"Absolutely! Life is short so cherish every moment together. If you constantly turn him down when he invites you participate in his activities, there will come a day when he stops inviting you."




Uh, no thanks. I much prefer being an individual as well as a couple. I won't do something that bores me or doesn't hold my interest just because my spouse enjoys it and I wouldn't expect him to do something he doesn't like just because I do.

Anonymous said...

Not that it's a "girls only" board, but I'm trying to imagine my spouse or any other spouse I know spending time on a scrapbooking board, showing off his home improvements.
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I'm so judgmental I always think any guy on the board must be gay or have some sinister motive.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.net/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3162117

Who read it? Not many!

Anonymous said...

"Absolutely! Life is short so cherish every moment together. If you constantly turn him down when he invites you participate in his activities, there will come a day when he stops inviting you."
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I'll stop turning him down the first time he sits down with me and scrapbooks.

Anonymous said...

88Anonymous said... 88 Ok, so Sketchy Pea is the husband of JennAllyson or whatever her name is? And he posts on the board like he's just one of the gals?

Not that it's a "girls only" board, but I'm trying to imagine my spouse or any other spouse I know spending time on a scrapbooking board, showing off his home improvements.


September 19, 2012 10:39 AM

I bet she urges him to post it since it's always very well done. She can't take all the credit and shove it down our throats constantly.
I think he did a great job and her as well.
I'm jealous!

She probably doesn't want to seem like she's shoving her line down our throats too. People buy her stuff and I doubt they'd see it as publicity. She shows it because people ask. It does seem like that stupid gen chick that posts here (accidentally then claims it was on purpose.) knows them personally or something.

Anonymous said...

Well so disappointed. All these Christian threads and no smack. Of course they are all very Pollyanna and being kind.
+ + + + + + + + +

Well there's always CuntryHam.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193425#30348183

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193020

CareyAyn = LOVE the Grandmother! (The Mom scares me!)

Cheleoh = Cover that shit up, no one wants to see that!

Seaweak = don't bother

Magz and family = looking adorable (I know you bitches will disagree - so what)

Lasercrap = trying to hard as usual

Anonymous said...

91~~
what the fuck is the point of linking to an
Obamacare thread that is from APRIL?????????????

that's as dumbass as bumping all those threads that keep reappearing at the pod.

Anonymous said...

96Anonymous said... 96 91~~
what the fuck is the point of linking to an
Obamacare thread that is from APRIL?????????????

that's as dumbass as bumping all those threads that keep reappearing at the pod.

September 19, 2012 11:25 AM

Someone asked who's read it dumbfuck! Keep up!

Anonymous said...

91~~
what the fuck is the point of linking to an
Obamacare thread that is from APRIL?????????????
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Settle down, Sparky. She was replying to 77.

"Not many people have read the entire Obamacare. But there has been a pea who has proudly stated she read the entire thing. And I'm sure she hasn't but said that so she sound knowledgable. Anyone remember who it was? "

Anonymous said...

Wow 96 is off her meds. What a hostile freak.

Anonymous said...

Seaweed's picture didn't even show up for me in that family picture thread.

Anonymous said...

cakediva=I didn't know they still made/sold fanny packs or in her case, a muffin top pack.

Anonymous said...

100 it's not a family pic, just a pic of her two kids. She needs to have that wart removed. Didn't they say duct tape works? Put some duct tape on that shit seaweak.

Anonymous said...

WTF, peapermint?!

"I've always thought of Jesus as kind of sexy, and when I was Christian I would feel super-guilty about it. I'd have odd dreams and stuff and just feel awful."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193485

Anonymous said...

Well, that's enough TwoPeas for the day. Peapermint has creeped me out enough with that.

Anonymous said...

11:05: Bitchy enough?

Anonymous said...

Edgey we know you read here - can you please get to the fucking point. I can't understand half the shit you post.

Anonymous said...

Edgy pisses me off because when I'm on my phone I have to scroll through all her cut and paste shit that no one is going to fucking read.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Ellen. ;)

xxx, Sparky

Anonymous said...

I never read Edgy's posts. They are too long. You can make a point in a paragraph or less, not a fucking novel.

Anonymous said...

Why is Petenthusiastic such a bitch? Glad I don't have to deal with her in real life!


http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193078

Anonymous said...

Thankks 91, but I don't think that is the thread. What I recall it was a thread on another subject that got into Obamacare rather than being specifically about who had read it. Although frozenpea/desertpea = interesting coincidence.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to bump that typhus thread now...she should be done teaching by now, and you know she can't let someone else have the last word if it is on the first page!! I want to read some more of her 'pretzel' logic!!

Anonymous said...

Desertpea - joined in 2008, hasn't posted earlier than this month in the past six...fucking electio monkey sent out to do the dirty work for the Repubs. probably a 57 yr old man living with Mommy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193150&pg=1

Time to nominate the 9+ page R-money thread for the keeper column. Please, Jane?

Anonymous said...

I remember desertpea from before and she hasn't been around probably since sometime in 2009. I was wondering where she'd been. She sounds even more psycho now than she did back then.

Anonymous said...

Jail? Looney bin?

Anonymous said...

Time to nominate the 9+ page R-money thread for the keeper column. Please, Jane?

September 19, 2012 2:29 PM

Jesus no! 8 out of 10 posts are by desertpea and make no sense. The rest are long ass c&p's by leftturnonly that make even less sense. The most boring thread on the pod at the moment.

Anonymous said...

remember desertpea from before and she hasn't been around probably since sometime in 2009. I was wondering where she'd been. She sounds even more psycho now than she did back then.

September 19, 2012 2:31 PM

But whose alter is she is what some of us are trying to figure out. Her posting and debate are annoyingly familiar. She's a regular political poster who wants to have the freedom to spew venom, so she's probably a whole lot lower key normally.

Anonymous said...

105Anonymous said... 105 11:05: Bitchy enough?

September 19, 2012 12:18 PM

11:05 was bitchy?

Anonymous said...

I am enjoying the wingnut implosion.

They've been spouting their 47% welfare cadillac queen T-bone eatin' racist bullshit since Reagan and now the curtain is finally being pulled back on them and their abhorrent duplicity.

Live by the sword die by the sword, bitches.



Anonymous said...

Their tiny minds can't quite wrap themelves around the extent of his complete and total fuck up. They are still insisting he said "blacK" when we can all hear him clearly saying "white". This is the best entertainment since Palin got interviewed by Katy Couric.

Anonymous said...

8 out of 10 posts are by desertpea and make no sense. The rest are long ass c&p's by leftturnonly that make even less sense

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I'm picturing those two frantically running around vainly trying to plug all the holes in the dike.

Dike = Fox News Bubble

Anonymous said...

"I think Desertpea is being paid to post here. You know, one of those 1/2 cent per post kind of work at home jobs."



Hmmm. I thought that of Athena for years. She actually publically denied it a while back. And then her posting dropped waaaay off.

Anonymous said...

"I think Desertpea is being paid to post here. You know, one of those 1/2 cent per post kind of work at home jobs."



Hmmm. I thought that of Athena for years. She actually publically denied it a while back. And then her posting dropped waaaay off.


Makes sense then that Althena could be Desertpea at work. I also think that Beautiful Morning is Scrapwench. Haven't SW and Lauren had a long history?

Anonymous said...

Is Lauren's daughter a lesbian? Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Anonymous said...

Pineapple haz a sad. Her hero and mentor, Bill Kristol, has revealed himself to be a RINO.

Anonymous said...

On the typhus food thread, I'm surprised no one has picked up on the chicken and stars crap. She first says her daughter was crying for chicken and stars soup, which is not chicken noodle, but some condensed chemical, preservative, sodium laden crap. Then she goes on to say her daughter was requesting 'healthy' chicken noodle soup. Chicken and stars =/= healthy chicken noodle soup. But, if typhus does think that, it explains why she is so large.

Anonymous said...

Typhus is a disgusting mother. She needed to be sterilized immediately after marriage.

Anonymous said...

I agree with BM. I think L'Urine is desertpea. They have the same way of phrasing stuff and the anger and disgusting personal attacks on those who disagree is the same. I'll bet she has a lot of alters.

Stupid fat ass cunt!

Anonymous said...

I don't know who is the bigger air head, Mushroom head, Back to Pissality, or Sliver calling up that hotel. @@

Anonymous said...

128Anonymous said... 128 Typhus is a disgusting mother. She needed to be sterilized immediately after marriage.

September 19, 2012 4:40 PM

but but her snowflakes are future Peas!

Anonymous said...

And typhus has just circled right back around. Her op stated she wanted to do away with the three bite rule and make her daughter eat the "meal" she glopped together. Now she is back to saying it's not controlling, just forcing her to try three bites. Wonder if she served pretzles with that meal???

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAH...love lauren asking for crock pot chicken recipes...who is going to post creamy italian chicken???

Anonymous said...

Typhus is a disgusting mother. She needed to be sterilized immediately after marriage.

Peaing through childbirth takes the cake.

Anonymous said...

Is Lauren's daughter a lesbian? Not that there's anything wrong with that!

My wish for Lurine is for her fat ugly daughter to marry a big fat Mexican or black hambeast with wedge driving MIL's from hell to call her out on her shit!

Anonymous said...

ITA 127. Chicken and Stars is just as gross as Crock Glop

Anonymous said...

Pineapple haz a sad. Her hero and mentor, Bill Kristol, has revealed himself to be a RINO.

I see her earlier presidential pick Fred Thompson is now doing reverse mortgage and Depends commercials.

Anonymous said...

Haven't SW and Lauren had a long history?


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L'Urine has a long history with almost everyone.

Anonymous said...

Desertpea does remind me a lot of Lurine. Desertpea said she had liberal Jews in her family like Lurine's mother is.

Anonymous said...

I see her earlier presidential pick Fred Thompson is now doing reverse mortgage and Depends commercials.

September 19, 2012 5:21 PM

lmfao!
RIDO...rethuglican in depends only.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Squealin' and her uglier avatar! You can lose weight but you can't lose the ugly! That piece of furniture looks like shit close up!

Where's that cookbook bitch?

Anonymous said...

yeah, I could see some vapid matron from Brooklyn admiring a silver leafed (really?) monstrosity like that. To go with their wall to ceiling mirrors and gilded breakfront. But in Backwatersville? Even more tasteless.

Anonymous said...

Those patriotic, job creating Republicans block the Veterans' Job Bill today, haven't heard anything about that at the pod.

Anonymous said...

But whose alter is she is what some of us are trying to figure out. Her posting and debate are annoyingly familiar. She's a regular political poster who wants to have the freedom to spew venom, so she's probably a whole lot lower key normally.

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I don't think she's Lauren. She's manic but doesn't seem to be explosive like Lauren. And she seems to be a lot smarter and more knowledgable than the she-devil.

Anonymous said...

Please - 143 - it's a bullshit bill - why doesn't the senate deal with sequestration instead of fucking around

Anonymous said...

he chose nothing and got nothing else that night. she thought she won but i brought her food home with us and she got it served for breakfast. she wouldn't eat it for breakfast either and cried. i told her that she wasn't getting anything else until she ate her dinner from the previous night.

she ate it for lunch
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This borders on abuse! My mother was treated this way and developed colitis as a result. Thankfully, she NEVER did this to any of her kids.

Anonymous said...

Ok, so Sketchy Pea is the husband of JennAllyson or whatever her name is? And he posts on the board like he's just one of the gals?

Not that it's a "girls only" board, but I'm trying to imagine my spouse or any other spouse I know spending time on a scrapbooking board, showing off his home improvements.
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I find it weird.


Anonymous said...

don't think she's Lauren. She's manic but doesn't seem to be explosive like Lauren. And she seems to be a lot smarter and more knowledgable than the she-devil.

September 19, 2012 6:15 PM


I'm certain it's not Lauren too.

Anonymous said...

Not that it's a "girls only" board, but I'm trying to imagine my spouse or any other spouse I know spending time on a scrapbooking board, showing off his home improvements.

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Did you look at his title? He used to design scrapbook paper...I'm sure he started posting when we was still a designer.

Anonymous said...

"It would be like me marrying a political conservative or someone who has no work ethic or a drug addict or a man who goes into debt." Batya

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193463&pg=2

I fail to see how marrying someone of a different religion is like marrying a loser like the examples she is using.

Anonymous said...

149-He posts at the pod to get hits for her blog. The man said she would have more info on her blog like a million times. Very transparent and obvious he is schilling for blog hits.

Peas are fucking sheep.

Anonymous said...

It is if you think your religion/culture is the only true way. In some ways, Batya is as narrow-minded as Typhus.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193586

Brandy in general annoys the crap out of me, but her constant use of "ROFL" is just so annoyingly over the top. I am going to put her on ignore just for that reason. She seems like a mid-40's hag that is trying way way way too hard to act like she is 21. Annoying.

Anonymous said...

^^Not to mention, she pats herself on the back every damn chance she gets.

Anonymous said...

154 is a sequel to 152. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Fern was the worst at the whole religious tribalism bit. She compared interfaith marriages to the holocaust.

No really.

(Godwin clean-up on aisle 5!)

Anonymous said...

heheh 156!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193521

Peas whining because not all e-books are free. Get over it or go to the damn library.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Fernie's husband 15 or 20 years older than she is? Mick or some Irish name like that. (She hates it that people think he's Irish with the name Mick.)

Anonymous said...

159-Seamus and Padraig are Irish names. Mick isn't....

MORAN

Anonymous said...

Mick may not be an Irish name but Irish people are Micks.

Anonymous said...

Hi Fernie!! Go into any Irish pub and ask for Mick and at least five guys will answer. Still stupid as ever.

Anonymous said...

Yo, 160, read a fuckin' book every once in a while.

Noun 1. Mick - (ethnic slur) offensive term for a person of Irish descent
Mickey, Paddy
derogation, disparagement, depreciation - a communication that belittles somebody or something
ethnic slur - a slur on someone's race or language
Irishman - a man who is a native or inhabitant of Ireland

Anonymous said...

Isn't Mick a nickname for the name Michael in Ireland?

Anonymous said...

Sheesh. 160 is an angry sort. Stupid too.

Anonymous said...

No Mick is not a nickname for Michael in Ireland.

Mick is......
Noun 1. Mick - (ethnic slur) offensive term for a person of Irish descent
Mickey, Paddy
derogation, disparagement, depreciation - a communication that belittles somebody or something
ethnic slur - a slur on someone's race or language

.....in Ireland.

Please. Don't ever step outside of the boondocks. You'll be ripped to shreds.

Anonymous said...

Can't you two just get along? Just say all Micks are named Micks and move along.

Anonymous said...

WTF?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193611

Anonymous said...

Wrong again, ass munch.

Michael (play /ˈmaɪkəl/), also occasionally Micheal, is a given name that comes from the Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל / מיכאל‎ (Mikha'el), derived from the question מי כאל (mi k'ʔel) meaning "Who is like God?"[1] In English, it is sometimes shortened to Mike, Mikey, Mickey, or Mick.

Anonymous said...

"Mike", "Mick", "Mikiel", "Mikey", "Mikael", "Mic", "Misha" (common in Russia) and "Mickey" are short forms of, or nicknames for, Michael as a given name. "Mick" is commonly associated with Irish people.

Anonymous said...

Oooh, teh Google is awesome.

Anonymous said...

Hi Hostile!

Anonymous said...

It doesn't say in Ireland you poor fucking moran. Which is what you asked. And it is not. Please, just stop embarrassing yourself.

Anonymous said...

Got some stupids in here tonight.

Anonymous said...

172Anonymous said... 172 Hi Hostile!

September 19, 2012 8:49 PM

I don't think you've had the pleasure of meeting Hostile yet. That was pretty tame. You might not want to come here if that upset you.

Anonymous said...

So M2 starts homeschooling for the benefit of her children, then a few weeks into it she's on vacation with her husband? Nice thinking of your kids, Mary.

Her husband looks old as hell, too.

Gennifer said...

Hey, 93- I really do post under my name, intentionally. And, yes, I do know both Jen and her husband, and he's not creepy or gay.

Anonymous said...

Peas whining because not all e-books are free. Get over it or go to the damn library.


******


THE GLORY OF THE FREE MARKET CAPITALISM, BABY!

Anonymous said...

Hey, 93- I really do post under my name, intentionally. And, yes, I do know both Jen and her husband, and he's not creepy or gay.
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No, he's cool but I still don't understand a black man who join the Mormon church. Or anyone for that matter. Golden tablets, majic underwear, secret ceremonies!!1!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, 93- I really do post under my name, intentionally. And, yes, I do know both Jen and her husband, and he's not creepy or gay.
________

No, he's cool but I still don't understand a black man who join the Mormon church. Or anyone for that matter. Golden tablets, majic underwear, secret ceremonies!!1!!!

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Who cares? People are free to do what they like. If you think he's an idiot, that's fine and all, but it's not going to change what he, the crazy kristchuns or mormon morons believe. Let's get back to proper smacking of the peas.

Anonymous said...

177Gennifer said... 177 Hey, 93- I really do post under my name, intentionally. And, yes, I do know both Jen and her husband, and he's not creepy or gay.

September 19, 2012 10:33 PM

93 here (didn't post 179 or 180). I never said he was creepy or gay. Did you even read my post? I took up for them if anything. Sorry you misunderstood. I want to borrow him!!! For WEEKS!!

Gennifer said...

Sorry, 181/93. The second part was not directed at you, it was at the ones who said he was gay, weird, or had a sinister motive. I should have been more clear. Also, you'll have to get in line after me to borrow him. ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL I'm cutting in line!

Anonymous said...

Isn't Fernie's husband 15 or 20 years older than she is?

Back in high school I remember those girls with the loser bf's 10 yrs older than them waiting for them to turn 18. They were so gross. Men rejected by their own peer group that can't get it up so they troll the local high schools for ugly insecure girls.

Anonymous said...

It is if you think your religion/culture is the only true way. In some ways, Batya is as narrow-minded as Typhus.

ITA. For someone who reads so much non-fiction about the experiences of people in the world, she sure is stuck in her little isolated NY bubble. She's very lame in that sense.

Anonymous said...

Seamus and Padraig are Irish names. Mick isn't....

MORAN

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Seamus and Padraig are Gaelic names it is true. Mick is a very common name in Ireland. My Irish father is Michael, but always known as Mick .....and it's 'Moron' not 'Moran' FFS.

'Moran' is an Irish surname.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193590

I can't believe this thread. The OP is a teacher and she's following what the parents are insisting on? Follow it for that one child but not for the entire group. I totally agree with Planningpea and Monklady.

Anonymous said...

186 Anonymous said... .....and it's 'Moron' not 'Moran' FFS.

000000000000000000000000

New to the interwebs are we 186?

Anonymous said...

I do know both Jen and her husband, and he's not creepy or gay.
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Out of the all men who have posted on two peas he would be one of the few exceptions. Feeder Lynn anyone?

Anonymous said...

RedSoxDad is a pea husband, and he's not weird or creepy, either. He drops into the political threads every so often and kicks some conservative ass. He knows his stuff. I {heart} that man.

Anonymous said...

{per Crap-o-lynn Typhus, the noted Bob Jones University Press and A Beka Books scholar and revisionist History Constitutionalist: }

Edgy, goddamnit, I love ya, girlie, but stop posting shit like this. You do all that research and then it goes to waste because they tune you out as soon as they see something like this. I know you'll see this so please just stop.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193552&pg=2

Anonymous said...

I never ready Edgy's posts because they are too long.... and she's a total cunty bitch too.

Anonymous said...

Edgy is a complete twat. Her posts are filled with so much crazy that her occasional valid ponts are lost in all her froth. Most put her lame ass on ignore a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3193666
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Wondering which pea husband is this. And who the hell is Mark? Is that her husband? WTF?

Anonymous said...

That husband belongs to Typhus!

Anonymous said...

RedSoxDad is a pea husband, and he's not weird or creepy, either. He drops into the political threads every so often and kicks some conservative ass. He knows his stuff. I {heart} that man.
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RIF for reals.

Anonymous said...

What is RIF?

Anonymous said...

Reading Is Fundamental

Anonymous said...

RedSoxDad is a pea husband, and he's not weird or creepy, either. He drops into the political threads every so often and kicks some conservative ass. He knows his stuff. I {heart} that man.


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ITA. One of the rare few calm, intelligent voices of sanity at the pod.

Anonymous said...

And who the hell is Mark?

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Weird thread.

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