Thursday, September 27, 2012

Space 9/27/12

196 comments:

Anonymous said...

first

29 Anonymous said... 29

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194990

I think dodogshavebrains forgot to add, How to mooch off people so I can be lazy.

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ETA: I thought of one more thing that I am super grateful for. They taught me that the world didn't revolve around me.~2peafaithful

Really? Didn't they support her for YEARS after her divorce? If that isn't the world revolving around you I don't know what is.

Anonymous said...

and don't forget the table drama, it is all about her.

Anonymous said...

Shih Tzu Mommy annoys me in general, but especially when she posts comments like this:

"And I would be extra peeved by someone not in my neighborhood walking in my neighborhood. If you want a nice neighborhood, move into one, but don't just come and walk through mine with your unleashed dog!"

Really, bitch? You don't want strangers walking in your neighborhood? How dare those people get uppity and think they have a right to walk down public streets. If they want to live in a nice neighborhood they can just move into one, just like that, right?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195018

Anonymous said...

That made me laugh 3, STM is something else up there on her high horse.

She really doesn't want to be around the "poors" does she.

I wished I lived by her I'd dress homeless and beg for change on her corner.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't she just dig a moat around her home and fill it with alligators?

Anonymous said...

"And I would be extra peeved by someone not in my neighborhood walking in my neighborhood. If you want a nice neighborhood, move into one, but don't just come and walk through mine with your unleashed dog!"
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Ten bucks says the bitch lives in a trailer park or an ordinary working-class neighborhood.

Anonymous said...

There's me-I can run in 4" heels. Like the shoe is an extension of my foot.

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Fucking batya on the high heels thread. She is just such a superhuman in every possible way you can imagine. And so many fat frumpy bitter hags who can't hack it in heels on that thread. So "snickering" is their way to feel better about their flat footed selves in their extra extra wide birkis, toms and crocs.

Anonymous said...

Ten bucks says the bitch lives in a trailer park or an ordinary working-class neighborhood.

September 27, 2012 4:15 PM

Hehehe wish I had the balls to post something like, "Yeah, must be disappointing to see the homeless guys from under the bridge strolling around your trailer park. LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE!!

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't she just dig a moat around her home and fill it with alligators?

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She would but it's so hard to find good help these days. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Well not when you can't bear to allow them into your neighborhood to do the work in the first place!

Anonymous said...

Does Wildfatwa ever say anything without spraying spittle into the face of those around her?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194985

Apparently, having a buch of kids you're not equipped to properly care for runs in Green Gene's family.

Anonymous said...

12 I was thinking "white trailer trash" the whole time I was reading that OP.

Anonymous said...

1) It's Israel not Isreal


BM's response..."It's good to know the spelling Nazis are alive and well!"

OMFG, too funny!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195018

And how many Peas would go all "mama bear" on anyone that would dare try to say something to their children? Eugh, I hate that phrase.

Anonymous said...

I think BM's drunk - or extra stupid - she's making no sense.

Anonymous said...

I think you're just too stupid to understand humor, 16.

Anonymous said...

Is Batya from Israel or is she American? Will she be sending her children to serve in the military there when they turn 18?

Anonymous said...

She proudly flies the Israeli flag. No other fucking American would be able to fly a foreign flag avatar and get away with it. = bunch of hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

Nice of MeGOP to "inform" the peas as to who funds the Jewish Council for Education and Research - only she failed to include the donors first name. Yes, it's funded by Soros (which is code for boogeyman in right-wing speak) only it's ALEXANDER Soros not George.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195055

I've never understood the rights obsession with George Soros anyway, they don't seem concerned when rich conservatives use their money to influence elections.

Since MeGOP is on a "full disclosure" kick, I wonder if she's going to tell the Peas that her husband worked for Republican Senator Kit Bond and is a lobbyist for the healthcare industry. She also worked as a lobbyist for the Soybean Industry among other lobbying firms.

You know, just so people know, as she says.

Anonymous said...

1) It's Israel not Isreal


BM's response..."It's good to know the spelling Nazis are alive and well!"

OMFG, too funny!
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OMG - I'm doubt she even realized the irony of her response.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that *Jenny* is calling Pepea a racist for referring to Zimmerman as "her boy" when *Jenny* spent most of 2008 & 2009 claiming not to get ANY of the racist dog whistles - including "boy."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3193940&pg=2

Anonymous said...

Kendra always looks at the lazy eye. She can't help it.

Anonymous said...

BM isn't funny - she's stupid. I know everyone thinks she's a recycled pea - but I think she's a middle schooler she offers zero to any discussion. Even the peas I disagree with offer a nugget once in a while - she's just throwing air balls with an occassional +1000000

Anonymous said...

Hey 20 - you do know ALEXANDER is GEORGE'S son right?

We all know where the money really came from

Anonymous said...

Nice of MeGLOP to "inform" the peas as to who funds the Jewish Council for Education and Research - only she failed to include the donors first name. Yes, it's funded by Soros (which is code for boogeyman in right-wing speak) only it's ALEXANDER Soros not George.

I've never understood the rights obsession with George Soros anyway, they don't seem concerned when rich conservatives use their money to influence elections.

Since MeGLOP is on a "full disclosure" kick, I wonder if she's going to tell the Peas that her husband worked for Republican Senator Kit Bond and is a lobbyist for the healthcare industry. She also worked as a lobbyist for the Soybean Industry among other lobbying firms.

You know, just so people know, as she says.

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Just posting it again for posterity. I fully expect Sweet Tiny Jamie to delete that thread.

And yes, I find the above information is relevant and she should have disclosed this earlier. I, for one, like to know the background of the posters. She is hardly a fair, balanced, unbiased poster. I ask this - why hide the info if she is so proud to be a Republican?

Anonymous said...

why hide the info if she is so proud to be a Republican?
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It's obviously not all that well hidden.

Anonymous said...

23... I LOL'd

Anonymous said...

That whole thread on what my parents taught me is redonkulous. How many SAHMs with no fucking job are on there crowing how mom and dad taught them to be "independent"?

The only reason to even pick your nose without the hubs holding your hand is bc he can't stand being around your fat lazy asses. He's off playing World of Warcrap.

Anonymous said...

Governor Holydrawers makes babies cry.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I didn't know that about MeGOP.

Is what someone does professionally personal information?

Anonymous said...

Is Bill Bennett still alive?

Anonymous said...

If a pea was selling something, and posted repeatedly on the board about how great the product was, while not disclosing her own interests, wouldn't that be dishonest?

That's sort of how MeGOP's posts are coming off, now.

Anonymous said...

The GDP this morning is 1.3 %.

That should be headline news.

When Reagan was running for re-election in 1984, the unemployment rate was 7.1% (a point lower than now), but the GDP was 11 %.

This President has no idea what he's doing.
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YO, Brainiac AKA Mushroom head JanelleK, why don't you look at the US MANUFACTURING numbers between 1980 and 2012, ya fuckin' moron. It's pretty easy to have a better GDP when US workers are actually MAKING things. Let's take a look at who has shipped all that GDP producing manufacturing oversees, shall we?

Anonymous said...

MeGlop has returned to the thread, raging and snorting.

(And glossing over the point. But move along, nothing to see here.)

Anonymous said...

Who doesn't know how to pronounce the name Calliope? Oh, yeah. That's right, 90% of the geniuses at the pod.

Anonymous said...

From Athena: No. Because I'm remembering, all too vividly and clearly, the things THIS President did to "make things better".
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Are you also remembering "vividly and clearly" all the things that the Republican Controlled Congress has done to "make things better"? Obstruction at every turn and a record number of filibusters. You're a fucking moran, MoneyShot.

Anonymous said...

Does Athena even recognize the irony of her current avatar? No one has twistier knickers than the Wingers right now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3194963

Uh...because a sucker is born every minute who will buy them?

Anonymous said...

I fervently hope that someday these SAH-and-live-off-the-toil-of-someone-elses's-back Princesses like Athena have to go out and actually work a shitty, grunt job....preferably at Walmart.

Maybe that will teach them some appreciation for unions and worker's rights.

Anonymous said...

20,000th reason not to vote for Romney= He voted against stem cell research. St. Ronny must be rolling in his grave. The grave that Scott Baio and Bo Derek were invited to when St. Ronny was laid to rest. Why wasn't Michael Jackson and Bubbles invited?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Pineapple working at a massage parlor?

Anonymous said...

decades ago.

Anonymous said...

and she always had a dude around to live off.

Anonymous said...

The GOP is in fucking SHAMBLES.

They have no one to blame but themselves. Not Obama, libs, brown people, Soros, unicorns.

ONLY THEMSELVES.

Anonymous said...

The GOP is in fucking SHAMBLES.

They have no one to blame but themselves. Not Obama, libs, brown people, Soros, unicorns.

ONLY THEMSELVES.

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Is Athena smart enough to be cognisant this? Or not?

That's the $10,000 question.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNW4kEdBmhU

LMAO!!!!!!ONE!11!111!!ONE!!!1111!!

Anonymous said...

ROMNEY SUCKS BECAUSE OBAMA GAVE ME A PHONE! LMAO!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

~VOTE PHONE~

2012~OBAMAPHONE!!!ONE11!1!1

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The frothers are right on schedule with today's fake meme: The Obama Phone. LGF just had a good article about the video.

Anonymous said...

Hook, line, and sinker. That's how the frothers take EVERYTHING. It's sad, sad, pathetic and sad. And hysterical. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

Anonymous said...

Pssst! Don't tell the frothers that the phone program began under Reagan.


Anonymous said...

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t915701/

The pea that posted 47/48/49 probably came right from there to here. They LOVE this fauxtrage.

Anonymous said...

BM = L'Urine? Why is BM calling everyone "my dear" all of a sudden. Next thing you know she'll be calling people "kitten" again. Very interesting.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many Peas have looked at a map of the middle east from say, 1940. Not many, I'm sure. Fuck, my husband is older than the state of Israel.

Anonymous said...

I think we should just carve out a hunk of Arizona and give it to the Jewish people to establish a new state of Israel. Or FLORIDA! They can have the who fucking thing as far as I'm concerned.

Anonymous said...

SUCK IT, L'Urine, Batya, Anna*Fucking*Banana.

From the American Jewish Council's latest poll of Jewish voters:

3. If the presidential election was being held today, for whom would you most likely vote?

Mitt Romney 24.1%
Barack Obama 64.9%
Undecided 9.9%

Anonymous said...

Obama wants everyone to go to college. WHAT A SNOB!

Anonymous said...

The GOP is in fucking SHAMBLES.

They have no one to blame but themselves. Not Obama, libs, brown people, Soros, unicorns.

ONLY THEMSELVES.
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The party of personal responsibility, right?

Anonymous said...

I'm still positive that L'urine is BM. Maybe she's waiting for some dramatic Thrusday where she can whip off the mask and be "Ha ha ha....I fooled you all!"

Or not.

Anonymous said...

OBAMA GAVE ME A PHONE! LMAO!!!!!!!






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2008 called. It wants it's tired, lame, inaccurate meme back.

Anonymous said...

I agree, #60.

Anonymous said...

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t915701/

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Yup. Read the comments over on StormFront, Free Republic, Fox Nation etc.


That's why I'm no longer a Republican.

Anonymous said...

You and me both, 63.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure MeGLOP, L'Urine, Anna*fucking*Banana, and Pineapple feel right at home over there with Skyloon. They must feel REALLY proud to share a party with that mass of human scum.

Anonymous said...

"My dd said she was sitting alone so she was just people-watching, and she noticed that about 80% of the kids took their tray, walked out into the main room, stopped at the trash, held the pizza with one hand, and dumped everything else with the other hand. Then proceeded to go sit down with their pizza and eat just that."makingmemorieslast

I have to wonder if she made this all up or if her poor dd has no friends at school.

I can't imagine one of my kids sitting alone watching what other kids get for lunch and then throw away.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195164

Anonymous said...

Fuck Stinky Rose is stupid.

"But I'm confused - You said the accident was in November and the woman (the victim?) died in March. How are they tying the death to the accident?"

People who been injured and months or even years later if they die whoever caused the injury can be charged with murder.

Seriously I'm not even a lawyer and even I knew that.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195104

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195176

Yeah. Don't eat gluten and dairy. Have fun.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195174
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Fuck ME. You can't figure this out? The fact that morons like this roam the planet and breed causes me great pain. I need a drink.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure MeGLOP, L'Urine, Anna*fucking*Banana, and Pineapple feel right at home over there with Skyloon. They must feel REALLY proud to share a party with that mass of human scum.



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They clearly have no problem with taking the vile posts on those websites, polishing them up slightly to dog-whistle status, and then posting them at 2Ps.

Anonymous said...

Clearly.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone pounded the Republican voter registration fraud scandal up Skybars ass yet?

Anonymous said...

She'd enjoy that too much. Someone should pound it under her finger nails.

Anonymous said...

Because the responsible thing to do is perpetuate crap on the interwebs without checking the veracity of said crap. Good thinking, Lowrent.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195148

It's horrible when your children decide to have a mind of their own complete with their own taste and sense of style.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone pounded the Republican voter registration fraud scandal up Skybars ass yet?

What difference would it make to show Skybar that she's wrong (yet again)? There's just no getting through to that tinfoil-hatted retard.

Anonymous said...

Nice try 61, that video is NEW. Just like the demoderps think that all republicans are represented by people wasting their lives at the bucket, I'm going to now believe the CRAZY OBAMA PHONE LADY is representing YOU!!!

Get over it!!

Anonymous said...

50Anonymous said... 50 The frothers are right on schedule with today's fake meme: The Obama Phone. LGF just had a good article about the video.

September 28, 2012 12:33 PM

I don't give a shit who gets voted in. I will vote and whatever happens happens. You should try not to be so overinvested dear frother!

Froth on Demoderps!

Anonymous said...

Oh SNAP, 77.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/RuC_8NSCE0

Anonymous said...

I am the crazy phone lady, long live the crazy phone lady.

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice now that when an article is linked from Fox News the comment section is turned off? You know their viewers are more vile and racist than Yahoo commenters.

Anonymous said...

There's just no getting through to that tinfoil-hatted retard.



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Therein lies the problem.

Anonymous said...

Yes 82, they know the dumbass demoderp frothers are dying to post.

Anonymous said...

80Anonymous said... 80 http://youtu.be/RuC_8NSCE0

September 28, 2012 4:10 PM

Your link does not work.

I GOT ME MY OBAMA WELFARE PHONE! said...

61Anonymous said... 61 OBAMA GAVE ME A PHONE! LMAO!!!!!!!






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2008 called. It wants it's tired, lame, inaccurate meme back.

September 28, 2012 1:33 PM

Obama called, he wants his phone back!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195078


"Yeah, I am going to not open any political threads because I cannot control everyone to vote for my candidate!"

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wish we could go back to a world before Facebook so I wouldn't have to read all of these fucking threads about what the Peas don't deem Facebook appropriate. News flash people, they are going to do stupid shit regardless of Facebook.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195078

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Freebird doesn't open political threads but she does frequent the blog. She changed her avatar to her flag wedding dress. I guess the blog bitch that was asking for a link doesn't have to search for it now.

Anonymous said...

Freebird is so stupid. She's got as much sense as a bag of hammers.

Anonymous said...

The Peas would have a hissy fit at the food I ate while in school. Pizza Hut personal pizzas, Arby's beef n' cheddars, nachos, and cup o noodle were all offered by the cafeteria. Their version of a salad was wilted ice burg lettuce with stale croutons and shitty rehydrated tomatoes. With RANCH dressing of course!

If you have such an issue with school food pack your own damn lunch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195155

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It's for your liaison with your stepdaughter, susans sister.

Anonymous said...

It must be the weekend, the bad gateways are here!

Anonymous said...

If you have such an issue with school food pack your own damn lunch.
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But, but...it's the school's RESPONSIBILITY to provide them with a nutritious, cheap lunch OF THEIR CHOICE! @@

Anonymous said...

I will never fucking vote for Mitt Romney because he believes this......

http://youtu.be/7q6brMrFw0E

Anonymous said...

I swear most of those Pod bitches fucking lie about all the vegetables their kids eat.

I don't know one damn grade school kid that wants a plateful of boiled broccoli for lunch. If the kid does, he or she is some kind of freak.

ALL HAIL THE MAJIKAL BEOUF!!

Anonymous said...

We eat broccoli about 4 times a week for dinner. My kids eat it with no complaints.

Anonymous said...

97-dude, cook something else once and a while.

Jeebus

Anonymous said...

98, we do eat other veggies with our meat, but we eat broccoli so often because it's healthy and the kids love it.

Jeebus, curse me for wanting to feed my kids something other than cream of mushroom soup all over something.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone here use Pampered Chef stuff? Is it worth the high $$$ it costs?

My friend is now selling it and I do need a new set of pans but I don't want to buy junk when I can buy something I know will last me at least five years.

Anonymous said...

My mom packed my lunch every day and I tossed every damn one of them in the bushes on the way to school.

I ate vending machine chips and soda most days.

Anonymous said...

Pampered chef is way overpriced IMO. Some things are decent quality, some is crap.

Personally, I wouldn't shell out the big bucks for something that might be hit or miss. I'd check Consumer Reports or buy at Costco because of their fabulous return policy.

Anonymous said...

I agree 102! The prices for some of their items is too high. I'm surprised that they survived this economy.

Anonymous said...

I ate vending machine chips and soda most days.

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How did that work out for you?
I bet you are one of those fatties we make fun of over here.

Anonymous said...

She prolly has fibro.

Anonymous said...

95~ Anyone who fall for that BS is fucking nuts and shouldn't be president of anything!!

Anonymous said...

one of 'those' fatties? The majority of US women are overweight. I'll say the majority of blog bitches are overweight too. It's so nice that you feel the need to attack an innocent comment.

I guess that's why we're called bitches.

Anonymous said...

90Anonymous said... 90 Freebird is so stupid. She's got as much sense as a bag of hammers.

September 28, 2012 5:14 PM

Damn, that's heavy too.

Anonymous said...

Who gives a flying fuck, ya fucktards!

Let's get down to the knitty gritty shit and smack on my favorite bitch...BurningTwatNozzle and her bitch ass daughter, AshleyNickedHole!! And don't forget Vern the Wonder Husband aka Retard Punkin' Headed Hambeast!!

Yeahhhh Doggie!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

95Anonymous said... 95 I will never fucking vote for Mitt Romney because he believes this......

http://youtu.be/7q6brMrFw0E

September 28, 2012 6:13 PM

I didn't watch your video.

I won't vote for Obama because he believes (has been known to say it - it's in print) he was concieved right around MLK's famous speech. In fact, according to his BIRTH CERTIFICATE he was born a few years earlier.

Want to keep playing?

Anonymous said...

Where's the link for that 110?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195234

Really, it never occurred to her that GERD/heartburn might be related to the vomiting? I guess I'll have to cross her name off my Seemingly Intelligent Pea list.

Anonymous said...

Man. There are a whole lot of "fucks" flying around tonight. I think a lot of you should probably just go fuck your men so you can relax about a mile. I know I will be, as soon as I hit "publish". Good night bitches!

Anonymous said...

Leave Freebird alone11111!!!!111one111!!!

Samuel L Jackson said...

Go the FUCK to sleep!!

Anonymous said...

Kendra was conceived on the space shuttle.

Anonymous said...

Kendra has an Obama phone!

Anonymous said...

ObaMa Bell!!! LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

Michelle Ma Bell

Anonymous said...

RE: Freebird

I had to laugh when I saw Freebird changed her avatar from the ghastly/ghostly picture to her wedding picture. (And she claims she doesn't read the blog) How long has she been married? That's gotta be an old picture.

The creepy part - she still has that *same exact* hair years later. Because we all know everyone is jealous of her gorgeous long hair.




Anonymous said...

Freebird hasn't been married all that long. It's at least her second and more than that for her DH. He's some old geezer with really old kids and lots of grandkids.

She's too old and fat for her long locks, for sure, though.

Anonymous said...

Not surprisingly, this:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/omb/memoranda/2012/m-12-19.pdf

does not say what they are all ranting about here:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195231

Anonymous said...

Freebird needs to accept that she's not attractive and she's fat.

Anonymous said...

Fatty fatty two by four cant fit thru the bathroom door.

I learned that in second grade, nice to see you have not matured since then.

Anonymous said...

Not surprisingly, this:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/omb/memoranda/2012/m-12-19.pdf

does not say what they are all ranting about here:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195231

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You silly! That involves reading.

It's much more fun to watch them scream, spit and froth themselves into a Santorum-Lather.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195290
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Packin' on a little buttah, L'Urine? I'll bet you binged on a grocery store bakery birthday cake with four inch crisco frosting flowers and gained 30 pounds.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3195014&pg=2


I was (still am) skeptical about Bumpea's claim that her husbands company laid off 30,000 employees. I figured Google would certainly have tons of articles and outrage all over the internet.

The closest I can find is Siemans - which is a German-owned multi-national conglomerate, that just recently laid off employees in their Wind Energy subsidiary - which coincidentally matches the number she said were laid off - around 600 in multiple places, one being Florida where she lives.

I'm still not finding any one company that laid off 30,000 workers, however, Siemens owns a shit-ton of companies, so who knows.

I did find articles stating that if the wind-tax credit doesn't get extended, that the entire industry will lose 37,000 jobs in 2013. Guess who wants to extend the credit and who doesn't?

Bottom line - if a German owned global company lays people off, it probably isn't Obama's fault or doing. And if it is that company, you can blame Republicans for blocking the tax-credit extension.

Anonymous said...

^^

Bank of America

AND

Hewlett Packard

= 60,000 in one week

30,000 each

Anonymous said...

Right, but she said 600 yesterday, and 30,000 this month. Bank of America announced PLANS for layoffs and HP added 2,000 to their previous PLAN. This is worldwide, not just in the US and it hasn't happened yet. See below. Oh, and Meg Whitman.

The venerable Silicon Valley company says it now plans to cut 29,000 jobs by October 2014, according to a regulatory filing.
In May, HP said it would slash 27,000 jobs, or 8% of its worldwide workforce, in hopes of saving billions and reversing a financial funk amid brutal competition.

Anonymous said...

I know you all keep thinking BM is Lauren, but for some reason she reminds me of scrappower by just a few of the things she has said that coincides with things scrappower has said.

Anonymous said...

I could see that, I suppose. If that's the case, BM has eased up on the "pout, stomp, whine, get offended and butthurt" part of her online personality. I know that's hard to fathom, but that is probably the number one reason people thought scrappower and Ruth were one and the same.

For the record, I'm not someone who thinks BM is Lauren. I also didn't think Ruth was scrappower, I've been on messageboards long enough to know that that behavior isn't really unique.

Anonymous said...

THere's a core of fucked up psycho bitches on that board, multiples all over the place, screwing each other over and then a few sweet women who just want to talk paper and beads - I don't give a crap who the alters are, just VERY careful of how I interact with the actuals.

Anonymous said...

29Anonymous said... 129 Right, but she said 600 yesterday, and 30,000 this month. Bank of America announced PLANS for layoffs and HP added 2,000 to their previous PLAN. This is worldwide, not just in the US and it hasn't happened yet. See below. Oh, and Meg Whitman.

The venerable Silicon Valley company says it now plans to cut 29,000 jobs by October 2014, according to a regulatory filing.
In May, HP said it would slash 27,000 jobs, or 8% of its worldwide workforce, in hopes of saving billions and reversing a financial funk amid brutal competition.

September 29, 2012 11:50 AM

Announced=Done Deal no matter how the numbers roll in.

I personally do not really care where her husband works/worked. Someone said they couldn't find the info. It's a done deal for those companies that were listed; maybe he doesn't work there. I'm not going to get into a pissing match over where he works. LOL

Anonymous said...

Bottom line - if a German owned global company lays people off, it probably isn't Obama's fault or doing. And if it is that company, you can blame Republicans for blocking the tax-credit extension.

September 29, 2012 11:02 AM

My first thought when I heard her 30,000 story was that this would be BIG news. How come it isn't? My second thought was if this IS true, it is probably oursourced employees that are affected, not US workers.

Anonymous said...

134 shhhh 'they' don't want anyone to hear that kind of BIG news. It's bad publicity.

Anonymous said...

I've decided that puttabuttonit is a grief whore. Doesn't matter whose it is, she's all over it.

Anonymous said...

Puttabuttonit is a total, complete grief whore. I bet she's one of those people who ends up having to be comforted by the parents who just lost their child. She's definitely off.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195236

I totally judge bitches in the airport in their pjs pants and yoga pants. Put some real fucking clothes on.

Anonymous said...

I totally judge bitches in the airport in their pjs pants and yoga pants. Put some real fucking clothes on.
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Judge away because my ass looks pretty damn good in my yoga pants. In fact, when I walk by your husband he wishes your ass looks as good as mine!

Anonymous said...

Well ok then Debbie Reynolds. And while you are busting out of your tailored suit I am sitting pretty in my yoga pants. Long haul flights totally fuck with your body and you swell like a sponge.

Anonymous said...

And my ass looks pretty damn good naked, but that doesn't mean I travel that way.

Anonymous said...

141=sublime to the ridiculous

(And I highly dout it too.)

Anonymous said...

Only if your idea of sublime equals the same tired old "your husband wishes your ________ was as fabulous as mine."

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195334

Not only are the peas perfect with perfect genius children, some of them have perfect husbands, too. (Of course, the rest have henpecked wimp husbands.)

Anonymous said...

I totally judge bitches in the airport in their pjs pants and yoga pants. Put some real fucking clothes on.

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You know who I judge, it's bitches in their cheap Ann Taylor polyester frocks thinking they look like fucking Kate Middleton. They think it entitles them to an upgrade and all kinds of special treatment because they show up in something they bought at the dirt mall. Fuck that, I fly in Armani and I sit in the upper deck where the little people can't even peek. I have a walkup bar with the finest imported liqueurs and freshest sushi, and the leather seat massages my ass from here to Tokyo. I change into a Gilson chemise and robe whilst the attendant presses my Armani and I drift off the aircraft in a cloud of sunshine and luxury, farting franklins the whole way. Wear some real fucking clothes indeed.

Anonymous said...

and yet, 145, you all end up at the same location at the same time. You're the biggest fool on the plane.

Anonymous said...

Oh fuck I forgot my hash tag

#sarcasm

-145

Anonymous said...

145 makes me laugh. I bet she gets lots of eyerolls too.

Anonymous said...

#145's been smoking the crack pipe.

Anonymous said...

"It would only take once for my grandson to get that way with me and then he would be picking his teeth up off the floor. In no way would I put up with that kind of crap from a kid period." Sharl

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Right, I believe that you'd knock a kids teeth out over him having an attitude. And I'm so sure that physically beating him will dramatically improve his way of looking at life.

Since he lives with his grandma and not mom I'm guessing the poor kid hasn't exactly had an easy go to start with.

I also enjoyed reading that kcolling will "immediately return something to the store or to just throw a newly purchased item in to the trash for an offending attitude"

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195087

Anonymous said...

I believe 145 was being sarcastic, dumb asses.

I, for one, found that shit hilarious!

Anonymous said...

And my ass looks pretty damn good naked, but that doesn't mean I travel that way.
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Yoga pants is NOT the same as being naked. A better analogy would have been my ass looks good in a bikini, but I don't travel that way. Fuck the peas are the stupidest fucking people!

Anonymous said...

145 made me laugh out loud.

Anonymous said...

Those new pics in Toni A's siggy are interesting. I wonder if that guy is her new bf. She put a restraining order on the kids' father and her other two sons have nothing to do with her. I thought they were all so close.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195087

Anonymous said...

Kelpea and/or FreeBird no one wants to see your ass. Sit down.

Anonymous said...

I picture Freebird sporting the muffin top, Daisy Duke look.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195265
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Really Sandy? It's a broken ankle not a broken neck. You have got to be the biggest baby at the pod. Pooooor meeeeeeee! Grow the fuck up and deal!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195403

Middle school drama from middle aged women is ridiculous.

ps Stop saying "besties" it's not helping your case.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195181

OK So I always wear my seatbelt, it's the law here plus my car will just keeping dinging the bell until you buckle, but feeling "naked" without out one?

Only the peas would feel that way.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3195181&pg=3

Another in batya's long list of accomplishments:

"As a former EMT"~batya

It must be nice to be so skilled, lawyer, EMT, professional photographer, sahm, and the most well read woman alive.

ps I forgot biggest know it all ever.

Anonymous said...

A few more gems from the seat belt thread:

"I had extensive head injuries and still get dizzy easily after 32 years."~*Delphinium Twinkle*

That actually explains a lot of her crazy posts.

And from everyone's favorite Rainbow Scrapper:

It's not stupid to those whose homes are broken into by thugs with weapons. They weren't coming to shine some shoes...

Someone up thread mentions the stand your ground law, I love the shine your shoes response. A nice thinly veiled racist response. After all it will be blacks invading your home.

Anonymous said...

It's obvious that saco,Maine/ignorantmuch is obviously a carpet muncher obsessed with freebird. Constantly talking about her hair, her body, and now how she looks in daisy dukes. Jut profess your love already.

Oh, yeah before you say it of course, I'm freebird.

Anonymous said...

Da fuk you talking about 163?

Anonymous said...

Sorry Freebird, no one has any love for you. I'm sure you would love the attention if anyone gave you a glance.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195398

Why do these dull women think they should all blog? Most of them can't write well at all, and Costco-for-a-year is boring anyway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3195181&pg=3

Another in batya's long list of accomplishments:

"As a former EMT"~batya

It must be nice to be so skilled, lawyer, EMT, professional photographer, sahm, and the most well read woman alive.

ps I forgot biggest know it all ever

________________________________

Does anyone know why if her husband is an EMT and she has a law degree, she is the one staying home? You'd think an attorney can pull a larger salary than an EMT?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195448

Let the woman grieve kelpea. He died in August, it hasn't even been two months yet ffs.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe some of the things the peas post on NSBR that don't really involve them. Like kelpeas friend's coping (or not) with losing her dh, putabuttonit and her obsession with other peoples dying children.

I truly hope no one I know is posting crap about me on some message board somewhere.

Anonymous said...

I'm still seeing freebirds horrible kabuki face for an avatar. Did she switch it back?

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/bxch-yi14BE

Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up? Please, stand up. Please, stand up!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195406

LeftTurnOnly, (BJ), please seek some help. You are proving to be more and more manic and I am worried about you and your children.

-Signed a Facebook friend that is too chicken shit to tell you under my own name

Anonymous said...

Freeburd is starving for some attention.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195404

Holy Mother of God, these sound like so much work! And $$$$. Every freakin' year, they get onto a 'new system' and go nutso.

Anonymous said...

I bought a planner at Target 6 years ago and I only just had to replace it this year because they stopped making the refill inserts for it. I don't need the gimmicks of the crazy planners, I just need something that will allow me to write my stuff in it each day.

Anonymous said...

I always think the planner/organizing threads are just people thinking a planner will solve all their organization problems. Remember the pea who recently wanted to start a declutter/organize blog rather than just getting to work on it? Classic example.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195419


No. Just fucking clean, don't make it a "challenge." So stupid. My husband would laugh in my face if I told him I was cleaning because the internet told me to.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195460

Let us know when the F'ing dog takes a shit too, will ya? Because our dim P lives can't live with out a dummbA thread from you ever hour.

Anonymous said...

Those new pics in Toni A's siggy are interesting. I wonder if that guy is her new bf. She put a restraining order on the kids' father and her other two sons have nothing to do with her.
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Looks like mommy was screwing around on daddy. Oops!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195406


Jeezus christ. There are only 7 posts to this thread and 5 of them are by LeftTurnOnly. She's fucking losing it.

Anonymous said...

Jeezus christ. There are only 7 posts to this thread and 5 of them are by LeftTurnOnly. She's fucking losing it.
+ + + + + + + + + +
She posts all day long and into the wee hours of the morning, only stopping for a few hours each day.

Anonymous said...

I don't get why she's so invested in this stuff. I can see having the interest in politics and wanting your guy to win. But I don't get all these really, really long posts where she's obviously put so much time and effort into gathering the information. What I wonder, is her goal?

Anonymous said...

6 out of 8 now. Is she a little manic or something? Seems to be ramping up.

Anonymous said...

I feel really bad for LTO. She is obviously going through stuff since her husband died and is blaming the current administration for it.

Not to be a bitch, but what about personal responsibility? I'm sorry that you didn't get all of the death benefits that you thought that you were owed and sorry that you have to figure out your own insurance but welcome to the real world.

You and your husband sucked at the government's teet contently and now you want to blame the government and oust the current administration that you didn't get more upon the death of your husband.

You have grown children so how about you get off your ass and stop your manic posting and get a fucking job? Just an idea and a shove in the direction of personal responsibility, in case you needed it, bejeshoe.

Anonymous said...

No. Just fucking clean, don't make it a "challenge." So stupid. My husband would laugh in my face if I told him I was cleaning because the internet told me to.
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+1

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195455

You know momy2six thought she would have all the peas agreeing with her, but she was wrong, so wrong, not even batya could manage to be against it.

Anonymous said...

184 it has nothing to do with her dh's passing, she's done this before including having an alter, bijou or something like that.

Anonymous said...

Wow I'm surprised the peas aren't taking momy2six's side. It seems right up their alley. I wonder if say peabay or scrapwench had posted it they would all be agreeing about how horrible it was.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195477

Bitch only avoids political threads since she got spanked by STJ. I'm not even going to take her off ignore to read it.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Freebirds pancake makeup face is back. Proof once again she reads the blog. No big surprise there. Yawn. One of THE most boring Peas, ever.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195477

Bitch only avoids political threads since she got spanked by STJ. I'm not even going to take her off ignore to read it.
__________________________

LOL, I was just coming over to call a bi old bullshit on her title.

Anonymous said...

190 - Hey moran. Clear your cache dumbass.

Anonymous said...

You have grown children so how about you get off your ass and stop your manic posting and get a fucking job? Just an idea and a shove in the direction of personal responsibility, in case you needed it, bejeshoe.


******


+1000. I can think of several other peas that could benefit from this advice as well.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 192 no more ghost face free bird for me.

My dumbass appreciates it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3195265

What's she going to do when something really serious hits her?

So much angst for a broken foot.

Anonymous said...

LTO/Beje doesn't leave the house anymore.

She probably thinks she shouldn't because the RNC and Romney campaign are counting on her to bestow True Wisdom on the infidels.

Her anger at not getting a handout is pretty funny though.

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