Sunday, September 2, 2012

Space 9/2/12

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Anonymous said...

Thanks Jane, better late then never.

Anonymous said...

More and more convinced it's Cake Diva who is "Jane"..not that it matters.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Jane! Bout time!!

Anonymous said...

welcome home cake diva!!

Anonymous said...

I think Freebird is Jane.

Free~Bird
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you're up early Saco, Maine
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Anonymous said...

I think Freebird is Jane.
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I thought the same thing.
And it made me wonder if there is a reason someone keeps coming to my blog by IP look up.

Anonymous said...

FB got the info from her own blog, which was what the quote was from.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Freebird is Jane, at least not based on that pitiful evidence.

The troll thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190360

Anonymous said...

The poor teachers who have to deal with the likes of Nightsoil and CosmicGangrene. SMH

Anonymous said...

I'm with #8, I don't see how FB posting an IP address makes her Jane...Jane has said before she didn't know how/couldn't track anything by IP address on this blog, but she can on her FB blog?

Anonymous said...

What do you want to bet that when the school told RainbowCrapper that they wouldn't make a special different lunch for her daughter, she just pulled her kids out of school. Like an "I'll show YOU!" tantrum.

Except it's her kids that will pay.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Jane is FB. Jane's personality is much milder, less prickly.

Anonymous said...

THANK GOD jane put the date in the title....right under the auto-generated post date.


SMH.

Anonymous said...

OK, I'll say it again, but it disappeared. What peas are from Maine. Jane from maine? That why it disappeared?

Anonymous said...

174Anonymous said...

And freebird, give it up, we know it's you;D

September 2, 2012 1:33 AM

Give it up IgnuRant.

Anonymous said...

Give it up IgnuRant.

September 2, 2012 9:20 AM

Ignurant from saco, Maine.

Anonymous said...



The poor teachers who have to deal with the likes of Nightsoil and CosmicGangrene. SMH
September 2, 2012 9:06 AM

No kidding. Too bad their crotch nuggets can't be put in Typhus' class. Win-win for all the ignorant, hateful frothers AND for the sane reasonable people.

Anonymous said...

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood........

Anonymous said...

The whining about the space is so stupid.

I hope those of you who are tool lazy to use your sausage fingers to scroll through the blog do go start your own place.

Where the dumb asses run free and the space is always new.

Anonymous said...

boy, KK took a break from 2Ps for 2 whole days. It must have been horrible.for her family

Anonymous said...

haha! they probably begged her to go play at the pod!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Freebird is freaking out! Someone stalking her, yeah. She's not that speshul, just stupid cunty.

Anonymous said...

22, why do you have such a hate on for free bird? Jealous? Give it up. You obviously think she's special since you can't shut the fuck up about her.

...waits for you to say this is free bird

Anonymous said...

I'm also a tad bit surprised that anyone would care enough about freebird to stalk her.

She's not that interesting or exponentially more cunty than lots of other peas.

Anonymous said...

I'm not Freebird either and I don't think much of her. But someone definitely has an unhealthy obsession bordering on stalkerism.

Anonymous said...

No one here is jealous of Freebird. If anything, she is annoying and rather pathetic. I personally feel sorry for her.

But if

Anonymous said...

The obsession over Freebird is rather bizarre, and pathetic. And if they arent' jealous of freebird, then why the stalking? They are obviously trying to get to her for a reason.

Anonymous said...

I think freebird just drew attention to herself by being mouthy, and someone learned they could get her worked up by poking at her about the blog. She was pretty upset about getting caught editing that post about the hecklace. Somebody just wants to get a rise out of her. She would have been better off if she let it go.

Anonymous said...

You have it wrong 17. The Dems are the frothers.

Froth on! <~~~ Started by a Republican, thank you very much!

Anonymous said...

28 You're still accusing someone of being Freebird on the blog? She wasn't caught. Damn, get over it pronto. It's been daaaays! LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

22Anonymous said... 22 Hahahaha! Freebird is freaking out! Someone stalking her, yeah. She's not that speshul, just stupid cunty.

September 2, 2012 11:30 AM

I don't see where she's freaking out.

I've been called Freebird here on the blog for days for explaining, ever so nicely, that the comment was there. Call me whatever. Stalk her or whatever (not accusing you 22 of being "Ignurantmuch" either).

I will take up for whoever I want here. I will tell you you're wrong if you missed something. It's old (sometimes it's funny when it's joking, like "Hi Sass!" LOL) to keep trying to call people out. There aren't call outs every day on the bucket and it just isn't going to happen here.

If you can't just see you were wrong it's time to walk away.

Seriously! Seek Help!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah 30, she was. I saw it too. She posted about the necklace, then someone posted it here, and I looked at the thread before she edited in the part about the necklace being for sale. You really should give up now, sweet cheeks.

Anonymous said...

JFC, it's time for both sides on the freebird debate to LET.IT.GO.

Anonymous said...

33, I've been a participant in this discussion. I know the comment was there. They're idiots.
I agree with you. It needs to drop. End of discussion to the idiots who scrolled past the text in her post and missed it. LOL

You know she won't stop though.

Anonymous said...

14Anonymous said... 14 OK, I'll say it again, but it disappeared. What peas are from Maine. Jane from maine? That why it disappeared?

September 2, 2012 9:14 AM

Lanus is from Bradley Maine. Hmmm, shall we try to out her? Uhhh No.

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Anonymous said...

In fairness, the person might be from NH or Vermont near the Maine border.

Anonymous said...

The "sekrit code" thread is looking like a keeper, Jane! We need that one saved for posterity.

Anonymous said...

36=MORAN

Anonymous said...

WTH is the sekrit code thread?

Anonymous said...

For those who failed 4th grade geography or just #37, Maine and Vermont don't touch....

Anonymous said...

Weird that my comments keep disappearing.

Anonymous said...

I saw the one that disappeared. I went to the thread you linked, and when I came back, your post was gone. Very weird.

Anonymous said...

so what was linked?

Anonymous said...

bueller . . . bueller . . . anyone?

Anonymous said...

oh hellz ... I am 43 and I don't even remember what the link was. Just some stupid pea thread, nothing exciting.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the date Jane!!!! Makes it much easier to view from my phone.

Anonymous said...

FREEBIRD EDITED HER POST BECAUSE
FREEBIRD READS THE BLOG

FREEBIRD IS JANE
FREEBIRD IS NOT JANE
JANE IS NOT JANE
JANE JUST IS

BUT FREEBIRD
READS
THE
BLOG

YEAH BABY

END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION

Anonymous said...

Crazy nutter in da house!

Anonymous said...

More and more convinced it's Cake Diva who is "Jane"..not that it matters.
+ + + + +
...and she's throwing us off by posting the date the American way?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190477

Most fat people have the common sense to crop themselves in pics. Is that a spare tire sticking out underneath her belly?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190477

HOLY SHIT!! I'm completely gobsmacked. I'd never leave my fucking house.

Anonymous said...

Weird that my comments keep disappearing.

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Weird that I posted right after you saying "mine too" and it never posted.

I also said it wasn't a big deal. I think we're getting caught in the spam filter, yet the capslocker doesn't.

Anonymous said...

Damn 48 still has not taken her medication.

It really is time dear.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190477

Most fat people have the common sense to crop themselves in pics. Is that a spare tire sticking out underneath her belly?
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Oh my...no wonder she can't find a job. No offense but she is morbidly obese with a strange obsession with that minor league BB team...

Anonymous said...

Will someone just pleze tell icedP to STFU and go away? all her posts are about personal stories. Yet she has none. yet she is looking for interesting discussion? spreadsheet anyone? go away!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170459
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If your asscrack is chewing your underwear YOU NEED A BIGGER SIZE.

Anonymous said...

I thought cake diva=jane was a good guess. However, the timestamp for this blog is pacific time zone. She's eastern time zone. I'm doubtful she'd think that far ahead to throw everyone off.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, Ignurant called Peabay a bitch. The last person I remember taking a shit on peabay was Lanus.

Anonymous said...

55Anonymous said... 55 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190477

Most fat people have the common sense to crop themselves in pics. Is that a spare tire sticking out underneath her belly?
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Oh my...no wonder she can't find a job. No offense but she is morbidly obese with a strange obsession with that minor league BB team...
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I feel sorry for Cecilia. She's a nice person and seems bright, but she's morbidly obese and looks twenty years older than her age (I think she's 27, but looks late forties). Quite frankly, I'd have some reservations about hiring someone in her physical condition, too.

Anonymous said...

Freebird!

Anonymous said...

She has a panniculus, also known as a fat apron. I think she going to have a very hard time finding a job.

Anonymous said...

Holding my lighter up with #61!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190496

I've never met anyone so picky and proud of it in my life. We all have things we don't like, but only the peas would make a federal case out of pickle juice - and then feel the need to tell the world about it.

Anonymous said...

Damn, she makes it sound as if there were flowing rivers of rancid pickle juice all over her food, rather than a couple pickle slices stuck to a hamburger bun. I admit to being food fussy, but if you are that picky, you should just stay home.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190287

The "sekrit code" thread. Skybar tells us all how libruls communicate with each other using top code words, and she knows what they are!

Seriously, there's not enough tinfoil in the world for that woman.

Anonymous said...

Skybar's blog nickname should be FF, for Fucking Fruitcake. But some of the answers to her comment were pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

61Anonymous said... 61 Freebird!

September 2, 2012 8:03 PM

IgnurantLanus! Oh wait, that isn't a song. Not even a Haiku.

Anonymous said...

51 and 52, doesn't that girl have a sad enough life without us adding to it? Just leave her alone if you don't have anything nice to say.

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT!! I'm completely gobsmacked. I'd never leave my fucking house.

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Hahaha. When I saw the pictures I said out loud, to no one in particular, "Jesus Christ she's a pig."

Anonymous said...

51 and 52, doesn't that girl have a sad enough life without us adding to it? Just leave her alone if you don't have anything nice to say.
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C'mon now. At least we are doing it here. Mean would be posting on her thread.

Anonymous said...

The "sekrit code" thread is looking like a keeper, Jane!
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STFU Edgy Cuntness = 38

Anonymous said...

I agree with #60. She seems really sweet and kind-hearted but had a really shitty set of parents without a clue that allowed the weight thing to get out of control and now she's stuck with it

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190467

Seems a little over invested to be that upset about a 3 month relationship.

Perhaps her alter is tizzle?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190512

Funny stuff on here, especially Country Ham's answer.

Anonymous said...

I agree 73 ... I wouldn't give her a job though. For a start, I'd have to remodel the office. Seriously, not being smart, and she would put customers off, no matter how sweet natured and efficient she might be. Sad, but a fact. She obviously doesn't have a critical friend.

Anonymous said...

69 Anonymous said... 69

51 and 52, doesn't that girl have a sad enough life without us adding to it? Just leave her alone if you don't have anything nice to say.
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You're kidding right? If you want ass kissing and acceptance, go back to the pod. That girl needs someone to tell her that twinkies and coke are not fucking food groups. She's going to be on the news having to be cut out of her damn house one day if she doesn't get control of her weight. She says in that post that she is only 5' tall. She must weigh at LEAST 400 pounds then. She's working on borrowed time every day that her ass gets out of bed.


Anonymous said...

74 ---- and then look who's offering mental help ---Ella Pea!!!! Yeah now there's advice I'm sure to follow ---- NOT!

Anonymous said...

Kendra says: it's a great day to be thankful you are not in labor.

Anonymous said...

Wow! I haven't seen a pic of Celia in a LONG time but it seems as though she's gained even MORE weight! Now I was once a fattie but heck even at my fattest, I was never THAT big!

It's not healthy! She's gonna develop major health issues! I know of a 34yr old girl who is as big as Cecelia is...she ended up going into respiratory arrest(stopped breathing), ended up on a ventilator, cannot be weaned off and is now stuck breathing thru a hole in her neck! How's that for a life!

Someone needs to tell her to lay off the twinkies and coke! ASAP! If I were that heavy, I too would be embarrased to leave my house!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3170459

Great.....now we all have to know that freebird doesn't wear underwear. Some things just don't need to be shared with the world. Blech

Anonymous said...

73Anonymous said... 73 I agree with #60. She seems really sweet and kind-hearted but had a really shitty set of parents without a clue that allowed the weight thing to get out of control and now she's stuck with it

September 3, 2012 1:26 AM
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She's posted photos of her mother and aunts before. She looks just. like. them. Her dad looks like he's a normal weight.

Anonymous said...

Finally getting through that opt in thread, this gem from Rainbow scrapper:

"Bingo. This is why I chose homeschooling. Hey, if others want to drop their kid off and walk away without knowing what is going on in there, fine. I'm not willing to do that. When something doesn't look right, it isn't."

Wasn't this bitch just last month insisting that her "kidlets" school was going to fix a special lunch for her. Now she's homeschooling? That poor blind kid is fucked. Only things she'll learn is how to milk the system while arguing that no else should get benefits.

Anonymous said...

That poor blind kid is fucked. Only things she'll learn is how to milk the system while arguing that no else should get benefits.
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+1. I think somebody here actually predicted that RainbowCrapper would "homeschool" her kid after the school district refused her demands for special lunches.

Anonymous said...

That poor blind kid is fucked. Only things she'll learn is how to milk the system while arguing that no else should get benefits.
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I remember when her kidlet was having trouble and everyone was screaming at her to get the child help now. She acted like it was no big deal and she would get her to the doctor when she got around to it. Then like 100 Peas freaked out on her and then she decided it was going to happen soon.

Anonymous said...

Only freebird would think anything painted on a ceramic tile is a fine work of art. White-trash art is more like it.

Anonymous said...

Cecilia is always talking about her friend who died years and years ago that she can't get over. My guess is at her weight that was her only friend ever.

Anonymous said...

tampascrapper must not date often and was riding on this man as her only option for life.

Anonymous said...

I always feel nasty when I go commando. I shower every day, but I feel like any sweat or other secretions get onto my pants and it feels yucky to me. I feel cleaner in underpants. Ew.

Anonymous said...

She didn't take the kid in soon at all. She should have had that child taken away from her for that kind of negligence.

That kid doesn't stand a chance with POS like RainbowCrapper for a "mother." Imagine all the hate that's being instilled in her.

Anonymous said...

Does RainbowCrapper ever talk about her ex/the kid's father? Is he a fruitcake like RC, or completely checked out? I can't imagine a good father letting RC get away with her paranoid bullshit.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the dad is some welfare bum much like RainbowCrapper herself. Can't imagine anyone else stupid or desperate enough to hook up with the likes of the Kirby Queen.

Anonymous said...

I think RainbowCrapper is Skybar's kid.

Anonymous said...

I always feel nasty when I go commando. I shower every day, but I feel like any sweat or other secretions get onto my pants and it feels yucky to me. I feel cleaner in underpants. Ew.
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I know, when I see women in the locker room at the gym take off their panties to put on their gym pants I think that's nasty!

Anonymous said...

Did avedadiva change her name. Has she come back to update her redkneck issues? Ive been on a super long vacation and missed you bitches!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190617

Looks like cakediva is the new squealin'.

Where's that cook book Suzanne?

Anonymous said...

Yes she changed her name. No updates.

Anonymous said...

What did she change it to?

Anonymous said...

Isn't Freebird overweight? Like 300 pounds?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/user_profile/203705/

Anonymous said...

Hi IgnuRANTmuch!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190532

I'm having a coronary just reading their menu for the week. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, that is a shit ton of carbs.

Anonymous said...

Has GeorgiaDawgWhatever ever posted a photo of herself?
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Monday~~ homemade donuts
pepperoni pizzas and cheesesticks
fajitas, chips with 7 layer dip


tuesday~~ bacon, egg cheese sandwiches
ham cheese ranch roll ups
Beef stew and homemade rolls

Wednesday~~ Cereal and bananas
Spaghetti and garlic rolls
French toast and bacon

Thursday~~ Pumpkin muffins
Wow butter sandwiches/chips/mandarin oranges
Turkey Bacon Crescents/veggie chips and apple slices

Friday~~ Cereal
Chef salads
Steak Provolone Pizzas

Saturday~~ Cinnamon Rolls
nachos, chicken wings(football food)
Corn bacon potato chowder

Anonymous said...

lol @ Thursday: Wow butter sandwiches?

Anonymous said...

Annabella says:

I think the fact that he wouldn't intervene when you got socks for Christmas from your MIL was a sign.

I'm so sorry you're struggling financially! Good idea with a fresh start with the house.

Why are you watching her children? They going out on date night? Spending money?

Don't worry in 10 years he'll be tired of her too. There was another pea here named littlefish whose dh left her for another woman when she gave birth, they are now separating. You never know, just have to wait it out. The opinions of such a horrible person shouldn't matter.



I love how she said he will get tired of her too....hmm what the hell does that imply.

Anonymous said...

Annabella doesn't know squat about anything but she likes to make you think she does.

Anonymous said...

holy heart attack 103... good grief! I suppose the chef salad negates all the other stuff? holy hell!

Anonymous said...

It must be awesome to be Dalai Mama.

Anonymous said...

It is 108 you better recognize!

Anonymous said...

"Frankly, it doesn't matter what they think. I am the advocate for my child. She is in school and has the teacher that I requested for her. It is a better fit. I don't see why anyone would have a problem with a parent being involved in their child's education. Her school doesn't have a problem with it, why should you?" Rainbow scrapper

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So in the middle of the thread she claims to be homeschooling and here she's saying her dd got the teacher she requested. So no homeschooling?

I also notice hardly anyone bothered to respond to RS, I guess the peas are finally catching on to her.

Anonymous said...

Hey that's the smartest housefrau on the block. And don't you forget it ;)

Anonymous said...

Had to google wow butter. It's soynut butter, safe for people who are allergic to peanut butter.

Anonymous said...

I figured it was more, walk up to the table and "wow butter sandwiches" with a lot of eye rolling.

Anonymous said...

104Anonymous said... 104 lol @ Thursday: Wow butter sandwiches?

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But they're having mandarin oranges (probably canned) with their wow butter sandwiches, so that makes it all healthy and stuff. @@

Anonymous said...

110Anonymous said... 110 "Frankly, it doesn't matter what they think. I am the advocate for my child. She is in school and has the teacher that I requested for her. It is a better fit. I don't see why anyone would have a problem with a parent being involved in their child's education. Her school doesn't have a problem with it, why should you?" Rainbow scrapper

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So in the middle of the thread she claims to be homeschooling and here she's saying her dd got the teacher she requested. So no homeschooling?

I also notice hardly anyone bothered to respond to RS, I guess the peas are finally catching on to her.

September 3, 2012 3:30 PM

I don't know her business but she does have more than one child. Three, maybe? Maybe she's not homeschooling all of them. Just an idea, I really don't know (and don't care all that much lol).

Anonymous said...

OK 115, thanks I'll update my spread sheet. I still think she was just looking to argue in that thread and no one engaged.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190613
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What the heck is she talking about???

Anonymous said...

116Anonymous said... 116 OK 115, thanks I'll update my spread sheet. I still think she was just looking to argue in that thread and no one engaged.

September 3, 2012 3:59 PM

Okay

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190484
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Obsidian is SO weird! What the hell is her deal?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190484
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Obsidian is SO weird! What the hell is her deal?
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Never mind that. What the hell is with icedpea and all her questions about love and relationships? That is the *only* thing she posts about.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190606

I wonder how long it will be, before biochempea is divorcing her dh. He sounds like a real winner.

Anonymous said...

Obsidian is like dark angel, i pea glitter and sky bar all rolled into one.

Anonymous said...

Didn't she post something odd last year that made it sound very much like he was cheating? He took seven hours or something to make it home from work. It was very, very strange.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190672

This should be subtitled, How to Achieve Martyrdom.

Anonymous said...

haha I thought the same thing 124, the only thing she did do is bitch about her step daughter.

Anonymous said...

Yes he did 123 with some lame excuse of driving for hours the wrong way before he noticed.

Anonymous said...

damn that should have been didn't do have at me grammar nazi

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190599

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Annnnd...Edgy has officially become the left's frother.

That said, Mrs. Tyler is just unbelievable. The woman just can't stand to let something go and has an almost compulsive need to have the last word.

I wish I'd have read the original comment that coward (Typhus) went back and deleted that set Edgy off. I love how she tried to backtrack and got called on it.

She is disgusting. Her constant misspelling and incorrect grammar drive me nuts. What kind of "professional" thinks it's okay to be ignorant of such basic concepts as spelling and grammar?


Anonymous said...

Not trying to sell any crap. I skimmed her original post and missed her sarcastic point the first time. I reread it after Skybar responded and found her intended point so I changed my original reply to her. I find her posts very irratic and tough to follow. Especially because she uses Krazy spellings and loads of name calling and trash talk. And I have her on ignore because she makes personal slams that cross the line and the images in her siggy are so huge. I don't want to have to put all siggies on ignore just for her sake.

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A gem from Typhus in the thread linked above (128). I love the irony of Typhus saying she doesn't like Edgy's "Krazy spelling"....immediately after she called Edgy "irratic."

She's a genius, that one. So glad she's in charge of young minds.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190690

I can't believe she so happy that her "almost" 17yo dd is about to go on a date with a 19yo.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasstudios.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3133836&pg=1&sigtoggle=true

biochem thread with lost dh

Anonymous said...

So in the middle of the thread she claims to be homeschooling and here she's saying her dd got the teacher she requested. So no homeschooling?
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Just more proof that she's a troll looking to start shit.

Anonymous said...

God! Edgy must come here to call Mrs. Tyler " Typus", and I am sure she meant Typhus.

Edgy, you are a special cunty bitch.

Anonymous said...

Biscuitcraps chaps my ass. Who the hell does she think she is KiKi fucking Nicole?

Anonymous said...

LOL @ "irratic!" Old Typhus has done it again.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190682

He passed away an hour ago and she must post a tribute to him on the bucket?

Anonymous said...

Why is Staph going dates again? I thought she had a live in boyfriend? When did he leave?

Anonymous said...

Ariz. Governor Signs Bill to Allow Bible Classes in Public Schools http://www.christianpost.com/news/ariz-governor-signs-bill-to-allow-bible-classes-in-public-schools-73485/#w3EPLq12Zqh0bLvV.99

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190606

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Some of these women must be nightmares to live with:

Can you put his laptop in timeout for each infraction? Tell him you are helping to teach him empathy by removing something that is important each time there is a new incident? Since that appears to be the only currency he has. Also, don't care if he needs it to work. A couple of times of hankering after his laptop might help him develop some empathy for how you feel when your stuff is not available.

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No wonder the Peas are such a generally miserable group.

Anonymous said...

North Dakota Senate Candidate Voted To Make Abortion In Case Of Rape, Incest Carry Life Sentence

http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/north-dakota-senate-candidate-voted-to-make-aborti

Anonymous said...

139 ... You are right, and the op is as much responsible for the child's injury as he is ... she knowingly left a child in the care of someone with a history of incompetence.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone besides me catch the fact that Typhus says she has edgy on ignore, yet read edgy's first post in that thread, typed out that shitty response, and then after edgy wigged out and brought kids into it, Typhus was claiming she couldn't read the part about her husband and kids?

Typhus is a LYING CUNT-TASTIC beast, and it's disgusting that more peas won't call her out on it.

Anonymous said...

Typhus gets called a lot by a lot of different people, but it has no effect. She just keeps right on posting like it never happened. Woman has a skin thicker than a rhino's butt.

Anonymous said...

That should be 'called out' above.

Anonymous said...

Or she's just too dumb to notice. I'm going with "too dumb."

Anonymous said...

I too feel very badly for Cecilia. She has a college education and seems super friendly but will have a very difficult time getting a position due to her weight. It shouldn't be that way, but I think employers will view that as a liability with insurance. She is likely to have tons of health problems down the road if she doesn't fix this. She would qualify for a surgical procedure to get help, wouldn't she? Does anyone know what you have to weigh to qualify for a stomach procedure? Or BMI or however they determine it?

I do like her. I think she is hiding behind her weight and could have a much more satisfying life if she did something about it.

Anonymous said...

Wow @ 139. Had't read the thread you linked, I thought she was talking about punishing a child not someone's spouse. Fucking ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

I like Cecilia also, if all the peas were like her there wouldn't be any smack blog.

Anonymous said...

stefdesign is an ass. a stupid, rambling, know-it-all ass.

just needed to get that off my chest ;)

Anonymous said...

I'm with you, 149. She's a windbag with a side of stupid.

Anonymous said...

146Anonymous said... 146 I too feel very badly for Cecilia. She has a college education and seems super friendly but will have a very difficult time getting a position due to her weight. It shouldn't be that way, but I think employers will view that as a liability with insurance. She is likely to have tons of health problems down the road if she doesn't fix this. She would qualify for a surgical procedure to get help, wouldn't she? Does anyone know what you have to weigh to qualify for a stomach procedure? Or BMI or however they determine it?

I do like her. I think she is hiding behind her weight and could have a much more satisfying life if she did something about it.

September 4, 2012 9:54 AM

Yes, she would definitely qualify weight wise. Although if she's not working or on some kind of assistance she likely does not have the cash to pay for the procedure.

There used to be a nurse where my Dr. is that had lost a lot of weight. I congratulated her and she told me she had a lap band surgery. She proceded to look at my weight, height and tell me how much weight I would have to GAIN to get it. Uhhh no thank you! WTF I didn't and still don't need that kind of surgery LOL. She was a nutbag nurse!

Anonymous said...

I know someone who was on the line and decided to gain until insurance would pay. She gained about twenty pounds eating ice cream and fast food which put her over 40 bmi. She got gastric bypass.

Anonymous said...

If you'll gain weight to qualify for WL surgery, you will be part of the high recidivism rate and within a couple of years, you'll be right back where you started.

People are so fucked up.

Anonymous said...

That 'child injury' is a bunch of crap. The kid was crawling around on concrete by a swimming pool and got scratched, acccording to what I'm reading. Jeez Louise, it happens. At first she made it sound like the kid got hurt from the glass from the jar of relish or whatever she's butt-hurt about.

Anonymous said...

Former Mormon, but this statement is complete and utter bullshit.

"The LDS church really wanted me to marry well and they constantly set me up with senators sons and millionaires. And I would dutifully go on one or two chaperoned outings and come back and say something like. Why can't you find me a LDS version of DH? He doesn't have to be rich or political he just has to have some of the same qualities DH has.

They told me if I knew my heart so well it would be best I left the religion and married DH."

From this thread: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3190484

Anonymous said...

Agreed, bio seems very unhappy with her dh as of late. Did she every go back to work after this last baby? Bored or PPD maybe. She just seems quite dissatisfied.

Anonymous said...

#153, not sure that's always true. Someone in my family gained weight on the advice of her doctor to have WLS and have it covered on insurance. She had the surgery over 5 years ago, has had a boob job to lift them back up and she's holding the weight down fine. I am puzzled that she told me she would never be able to drink again before the surgery and now every time I see her she's sucking it down. I'm not sure if she's drinking that much more or if it just takes less to be obviously drunk.

Anonymous said...

Point taken, 157. I shouldn't have said everyone-more like most.

The drinking is puzzling. I wouldn't think it would be a good idea.

Anonymous said...

Here's your sign:

I didn't even read all the comments, I will be honest I'm "polictally dumb" I only recently really started reading and learning about government and what all this stuff means, I am seeing alot of very scary stuff to me. I think that if Obama and Romney is our only choices we are pretty much screwed. I"m scared for my children, they will have nothing. The government is doing some really weird stuff and I'm scared we are going to be in a bad spot very soon.
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IPeaGlitter on the OBAMA lied thread
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190778

Anonymous said...

OMG cycworker on biochempea's thread about having a HUSBAND who wrecks your stuff:

"He is not behaving like an equal. He is behaving like a child. When he wants to behave like an adult, you can treat him as such. Until then, as long as he wants to act like a child, I'd treat him like one. The laptop would be gone. If he left the bike out, it would be gone.

If it were me, I'd tell him if he wants to stay married, he'll be coming to counselling with me, as well as the doctor."



STFU!!! You are not married, not dating, never even been CLOSE to having to have a dealbreaker!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like IPeeGlitter is teabagger ready.

Anonymous said...

155 Anonymous said...

Former Mormon, but this statement is complete and utter bullshit.

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Yes Obsidian always has some outlandish tale.

I enjoyed the one about how she was almost raped, fought the guy off (an off duty police officer no less) and the police won't do anything as they were "infiltrated by the Army of God".

Good thing she's a black belt in martial arts.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3189356&pg=4

Anonymous said...

IPG would fit in well with the teabaggers. She's about as dumb as they are and makes up as many stories. IPG for VP in 2016!

Anonymous said...

WTF is the "army of God?"

Anonymous said...



Sounds like IPeeGlitter is teabagger ready.
September 4, 2012 1:22 PM

Bingo. And the sad thing is, she's at least as smart as most teabaggers.

And WTF is up with jacqab? She has gone into full-on frothing, screamin, spittle-y overdrive. She's going to stroke out before Nov.

Anonymous said...

164 - The Army of God is an ultra religious pro life whack job group.

Anonymous said...

Hasn't jacqab always been a frother?

Anonymous said...

Agreed, bio seems very unhappy with her dh as of late. Did she every go back to work after this last baby?
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I don't think the baby is 1 year yet.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190819

Who cares about your years of volunteer work, anyone? But I am sure you will get two pages of back-patting and high fives that you obviously need.

But get this, millions of people help out and expect no recognition.

Anonymous said...

Lucy was being super polite when she suggested that Jacqab was getting "shrill."

Full-throated hysterical is more accurate.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190788

Look at me and my bad photography!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190775

The house is in da hood!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190484

Poor Jill is jealous that the Mormon church didn't pay her any attention or care about who she married. Guess they knew she would be impossible to marry off!

Anonymous said...

One does NOT have to have a BMI over 40 to qualify for weight loss surgery. You can be under 40 with comorbidities such as diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, etc.

In Cecelia's case, I think she'd have to LOSE weight first to be considered because her BMI is probably in the 60-70 range and that makes her VERY high risk to be having general anesthesia.

Anonymous said...

get this, millions of people help out and expect no recognition.
September 4, 2012 2:47 PM

Amen! But not at 2peas . . .

Anonymous said...

This person I knew did not have the comorbidities necessary to get surgery at a bmi of 35. She wanted the surgery badly and was denied so she ate until she was fat enough to get the bypass without being otherwise sick.

Anonymous said...

Poor Jill is jealous that the Mormon church didn't pay her any attention or care about who she married. Guess they knew she would be impossible to marry off!
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no whoever posted that crap about set-up dates is full of shit. her family might have done that but the LDS church is not a dating service.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit 177, they do arrange marriages for the higher tiered members.

Anonymous said...

She wanted the surgery badly and was denied so she ate until she was fat enough to get the bypass without being otherwise sick.
September 4, 2012 4:00 PM

This is just FUBAR. She wanted the surgery badly? Cutting calories and exercising was just too much for her? If this surgery were really a medical necessity for obesity, then 1/2 the damn population would be under doctor's orders to have it done.

It's a money-maker for the medical profession and an easy out for the fatties. WINNING @@

Anonymous said...

Bullshit 177, they do arrange marriages for the higher tiered members.
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No they really don't. There is a strong pressure from individual families to *marry well* and by that they mean stay within your social class or marry up if you are a girl.

A good name in the LDS church is also important to many. Lots of LDS mothers pressure their daughters to marry a Pratt or a Hinckley if they can but the LDS church does not set this up.

Anonymous said...

obsidian is some strange, liar liar beast.

Why?

Is she an American? It looks like she lives in NZ?

Anonymous said...

Bullshit 177, they do not. Also, bullshit to 180, because how many damn Pratts or Hinckleys do you think are running around? I live in Mormon central, and I don't know a single one.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190716

The stupid is strong with this one...

Anonymous said...

Bullshit 182... I live next to you and I see them everywhere
!

Anonymous said...

Mormons are fucking crazy cultists. Arranged marriages or not, they're a bunch of delusional nutjobs.

Anonymous said...

obsidian is some strange, liar liar beast.

Why?

Is she an American? It looks like she lives in NZ?
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Obsidian is full of shit. No matter where she's from.

Anonymous said...

I'm just wondering if NZ is so overrun with Mormons since that's where her profile says she is.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190862

Is there a history with this pea? Every post she comments on she has to get in some brag about how much money she spent, or show rich they are, or how big her house is. Is there a backstory with her??

Anonymous said...

(And FTR, no I am not jealous. I am very financially safe, but I do not feel the need to brag or bring it up all the time)

PS - Yes, I have bought a new car recently, but no way would I share it on the bukkit! (no, it was not a Kia, far from it)

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190767

I wonder how many more peas will chime in to tell us how young they look!

Anonymous said...

And yet you felt the need to reasure as blog bitches that you drive a nice (not KIA car). Pot meet kettle 188/89.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3190767


EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw to kelpea calling her fil a 'hottie'!! FIL and hottie should never be in the same sentence...

Anonymous said...

Not sure what her story is, 188/189 but yes, she is always getting something in about how much $ she has, how big her house is, etc.

Since people with real money (and even a smidgen of class) don't brag or draw attention to it, I figure she's full of shit and has some strange need to live a fantasy life online. Or she's one of those classles people with money, but no one likes, so she tries to throw that around in a misguided attempt to impress people.

total head-case either way

Anonymous said...

Nope, 191, just didn't want the usual "you are just jealous and live in a trailer and drive a kia" crap replies. Thanks for not disappointing.

Anonymous said...

That's what I thought too 193...that or she is very new money...or very high in debt.

Anonymous said...

188/89 I couldn't give a fuck about what kind of car you drive, but feeling the need to stress it isn't a KIA is just like the idiot op of the thread making sure everyone knows she's buying a Lexus.

ps thank you for not slamming my misspelling of reassure.

Anonymous said...

how many damn Pratts or Hinckleys do you think are running around?
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Hundreds literally hundreds. The Pratt family I know have 4 boys and 3 girls and are not done having children yet. All off the kids have had mom playing matchmaker since nursery.

Also Pratt and Hinckley are not simply those names they are the families linked to them by marriage. The last name may vary but the prestige of the family line is well know within the LDS church. It is like a closed society with a caste system more than a church.

Anonymous said...

It is like a closed society with a caste system more than a church.
September 4, 2012 7:29 PM

This is true in quite a few cults.

Anonymous said...

To 188's post---I think that OP is pretty harmless, but yes, she likes to drop hints here and there that paint her as an upper-class, pampered mom. I don't find her references to money and fine things nearly as conspicuous as those of "petesmom" and "lotsokids", though.

Anonymous said...

I don't find her references to money and fine things nearly as conspicuous as those of "petesmom" and "lotsokids", though.
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I do. I find them more conspicuous, since that's the only time she ever posts.

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