Tuesday, August 28, 2012

New space!

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Anonymous said...

Good morning

Jane Doe said...

Just read through the last space. I will make an effort to remember to date the posts, and no..I am not Cakediva. :)

Anonymous said...

My great grandma had a monet over her sofa when I was growing up.
My aunt sold it for drug money

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Delphinium Twinkle.
You are a total spaz.
Monet's are not "Made in China" and the only drugs you could buy with your grandmother's "Monet" is aspirin. Doofus

Anonymous said...

"An attendee at the Republican National Convention in Tampa on Tuesday allegedly threw nuts at a black camerawoman working for CNN and said “This is how we feed animals” before being removed from the convention."



*****


Shut up you dumb Puerto Rican! USA! USA! USA!

Anonymous said...

I wish Rainbow Crapper's mom had believed in abortion.

Anonymous said...

Some where over the rainbow,
way up high......

Anonymous said...

KiKiNicole just leave already! So many times I've wanted to slap your drama loving ass now I've got your permission. SWEET!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189557

Anonymous said...

Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are so blue....

Anonymous said...

The smart money says that Mariah's poor widdle me post has something to do with her swinging threesomes lifestyle.

Duh. When you get involved in that kind of shit, someone always gets hurt.

Anonymous said...

She's a swinging threesomer??? I guess I missed that!

It was totally a guy or romantic relationship that she's referring to, though....didn't realize she was a carpet muncher.

Anonymous said...

#7, I was just coming here to post about that! Good grief, over-invested much? Who the heck picks a fight with their real-life loved ones because they are so upset with the people on a message board? WTF! And then admits it! No way would I want anyone to know I was that screwed up. Seriously, it really IS time to take a break that she has no intention of really taking. Calling attention to herself.....AGAiN!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189567
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I'm trying to picture the volunteer worker's son telling str8tup that his mother stole donated clothing.

hm.

Anonymous said...

"I will make an effort to remember to date the posts"



Are the dates Blogger puts on each post not good enough?

You people are morons.


Anonymous said...

http://www.jenthousandwords.com/

I love this pea, so I'm definitely not bashing her. All I can remember about her is that she moved to another country. I don't even know if she's posted recently. I was looking at an old thread and noticed she had a blog so I went there being nosey.

I think the video of her husband is the funniest thing! They are too cute!

Anonymous said...

Cue the violins . . . of COURSE she is sick/in pain/whatever

She can't let all that sympathy from her squeamin' out from under the medical bills go to waste, now can she?

People like this should be put away in the looney bin and not allowed to defile the streets.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189625

Anonymous said...

Soooo, Squealin'? Where's the cookbook?

Anonymous said...

Send in the clowns....

Anonymous said...

Rolling my eyes right with you, #7. She needs a big slap into reality. My husband would laugh in my face if the reason I was picking a fight with him was over a message board. He'd probably turn off the internet for a while too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189656

Hahahahah! I'd like to, but I fucking can't. When you disagree with the likes of lynlam, skybar, L'Urine, NightFOUL, Athena et. al. you're not left with much to admire.

Anonymous said...

Who is Ginger on that KikiNicole thread that quite clearly knows Yubon's history with KN but has a sign up date of last month.

Anonymous said...

#7, I was just coming here to post about that! Good grief, over-invested much? Who the heck picks a fight with their real-life loved ones because they are so upset with the people on a message board? WTF! And then admits it! No way would I want anyone to know I was that screwed up. Seriously, it really IS time to take a break that she has no intention of really taking. Calling attention to herself.....AGAiN!


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Eh, Kikiwhatever is one of the less annoying and more sensible peas, IMHO.

And I'll admit to wading into threads and feeling my blood pressure shoot up...I hate feeling angry/upset over morans on teh internet and so I'm trying to stay away from the political threads as much as possible.

I wouldn't have posted her mini-hairflip like she did, but I can def. relate to how she's feeling.

Anonymous said...

#20..she's a spice girl..lol

Anonymous said...

#22 The 90s called, they want their spice girl joke back.

Anonymous said...

Eh, Kikiwhatever is one of the less annoying and more sensible peas, IMHO.

And I'll admit to wading into threads and feeling my blood pressure shoot up...I hate feeling angry/upset over morans on teh internet and so I'm trying to stay away from the political threads as much as possible.

I wouldn't have posted her mini-hairflip like she did, but I can def. relate to how she's feeling.
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Really? It is one thing to get your panties in a twist when you have to deal with the person IRL, but why even care about what is said online? Most people say crap just to piss other people off. Let it go, not worth taking it to heart. I bet at least 2/3 or more is made up or over exaggerated anyway.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189634

I don't know what happened to her son, and it's sad that he apparently passed away, but that tatt is way too big and looks awful. I fully understand the sentiment behind it, the signature aspect is cool, but have it put somewhere a little more discreet.

Anonymous said...

Kikinichole? Less annoying? Are you out of your freaking mind? She is so uptight and handslappy. *Always* trying to make a *point* and let everyone know how *awesome* she is.

Anonymous said...

25 I don't think that tattoo is all that big. Her ds drowned last summer and I think he was only 15yo. If it helps her deal with it so what. Plenty of other stupid to smack the peas about.

Anonymous said...

#23.I liked the 90's

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine being so invested in a message board that it affected my real life. Yes I take the time to post here but I've never picked a fight with my dh because I was irritated at the peas.

Maybe KN needs to step back from the keyboard and interact with her family.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189640

I can't believe she's still using her ds for attention from the peas. Ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189667

Next week she'll be asking for recipes for boiling rabbits.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that tattoo looks awful at all. The panda might be a little bigger than I would have gone for, but the signature is really cool.

Her son died in a drowning accident, btw. She's never been a bitchy pea, and honestly I don't think she deserved to get smacked here.

Anonymous said...

I'm 25 and I'm not smacking her at all. It's terrible that her son drowned. I just don't like the tattoo and thought I would say it here instead of there.

Anonymous said...

30Anonymous said... 30 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189640

I can't believe she's still using her ds for attention from the peas. Ridiculous.

August 29, 2012 10:00 AM

You can't? Really?

Anonymous said...

A goo goo goo, a gaa gaa gaa, is all I want to say to you....

Anonymous said...

^^ forgot her meds again!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 31. Notice how it is for a "friend." Wonder if it is the same guy from the bar, or someone different.

Anonymous said...

25 Anonymous said... 25
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189634

I don't know what happened to her son, and it's sad that he apparently passed away, but that tatt is way too big and looks awful. I fully understand the sentiment behind it, the signature aspect is cool, but have it put somewhere a little more discreet.


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All righty then.

Please do come back and post after YOU'VE lost a child to accidental drowning at such a young age.

Jennie is a normal, nice pea that suffered a terrible loss. Good for her for finding a way to honor his life and find a positive way to cope with his loss.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing that all the pea kids make the honor roll despite all the disabilities they have! No matter matter whether it's autism, ADD, mental illness or selective mutism (we used to call that shy)all those little troopers make the honor roll. Not just the honor roll but the high, high honor roll. Just once I want someone to say their kid is average, makes B's and C's and an ocassional D or F.

Anonymous said...

@39 I've always been amazed at how every single pea kid was such a great student. Not just smart, but genius smart, and popular, and athletic, and read on an 8th grade level in the womb, and never watched tv or played video games because they spent all their time outside riding bikes with their friends. Used to make me feel bad about my kids who are normal with normal struggles and normal interests. Until I realized the peas are all insane. There is no possible way two peas can be a cross section of America.

Freaking Stepford.

Anonymous said...

*Jenny*'s gone rogue....wow!

She gave a good smackdown to LTO/Beje in the Chris Christie thread.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189684

my first thought was that this would be that dumbass pea who claims to have an orgasm within 30 seconds.

Anonymous said...

LTO/beje needs an extremely painful bitch-slapping followed by a huge dose of STFU-forever.

Anonymous said...

"I will make an effort to remember to date the posts"



Are the dates Blogger puts on each post not good enough?

You people are morons.
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Not the individual posts, fucknut. Instead of Jane labeling the space, "Space", how about "29/08/12", etc., to differentiate them? Not all of us check in every day.

Anonymous said...

There is no possible way two peas can be a cross section of America.
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They are a cross section of women living a pretend life on the net. There are probably 10% or less that are honest about their lives.

Anonymous said...

My kids are regular. One is a bright but apathetic C student. I wish we knew how to motivate that kid but everything we've tried has failed. Doesn't give a hoot about school no matter what incentives we've tried. We will never have to worry about paying for Harvard. Naturally I do not ask the peas for advice about this because no one there can relate.

Anonymous said...

Not the individual posts, fucknut. Instead of Jane labeling the space, "Space", how about "29/08/12", etc., to differentiate them? Not all of us check in every day.

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It is dated you retard. Look above the post heading, outside the box. It has the day and date.

Anonymous said...

Icedpea needs some fucking therapy. Fuck me....

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189690

Anonymous said...

*Jenny*'s gone rogue....wow!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WOW. just. Wow.
Next she'll be starting threads calling out George Zimmerman.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189690

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

No you stupid cunt. No one. Evah. In the history of the world. Never heard that before.

Anonymous said...

There is no possible way two peas can be a cross section of America.
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They are a cross section of women living a pretend life on the net. There are probably 10% or less that are honest about their lives.
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yeap, this, in a nut shell.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 31. Notice how it is for a "friend." Wonder if it is the same guy from the bar, or someone different.
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He probably friendzoned her because he figured out she's psycho.

Anonymous said...

#24, you're either kikinichole, or you're full of shit, or you are exactly like her and need to shut down your internet for a while. No effing way is it okay to let the pod affect your real life relationships. That is seriously messed up. You're arguing with stranger you will never meet. WTF cares what the person on the other side of the screen thinks. I'll be so glad when the first week of November has come and gone.

And less annoying and sensible, really? She is high on my annoying list.

I do feel bad for jennie and hope her tattoo brings her comfort. She actually does seem like a sensible pea to me.

Anonymous said...

25, maybe you just shouldn't have said anything about the tattoo at all.

Who give a shit where YOU'D put someone else's tattoo?

I think Jennie's tattoo is really cool, and it must make her happy to see her son's signature every time she looks at her arm.

Anonymous said...

45Anonymous said... 45 They are a cross section of women living a pretend life on the net. There are probably 10% or less that are honest about their lives.

And those 10% are those who don't overshare about their lives. Every time I see a pea bragging about their amazing diet, their spectacular families, their all-natural cleaning supplies, their fantastic skills at (fill in the blank), I roll my eyes. And figure they are exaggerating or flat-out lying.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189656

The ONLY person I can agree with is Redboots. Really, so many people think Aslan is level-minded and rational? And Jodster the crybaby? @@

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189625

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

So we can add narcotic dependence to her list of "ailments". NOW things start to make sense. And there is NO WAY someone with a pancreatic attack or taking IV dilaudid goes to work. She's so full of it.

Anonymous said...

no it's... pancreastitis


it's pancrea-tastic.

Anonymous said...

yeah, all that shaking, muscle aches and crap? withdrawl baby. it's a bitch. but she got her fix. pancreas is right up there with back pain and stones as the druggies pain du jour for getting pain killers.

Anonymous said...

So we can add narcotic dependence to her list of "ailments". NOW things start to make sense. And there is NO WAY someone with a pancreatic attack or taking IV dilaudid goes to work. She's so full of it.
August 29, 2012 1:16 PM

I know, right?

I'm not sure why some of the (real) medical peas don't call her out on it. I wish she'd hit pjaye's radar. That would be fun to watch.

Anonymous said...

don't forget fibro, 59!

Anonymous said...

Is JacquiAB standing in for Lynloon today? Christ, the Republicans must be desperate if they're throwing around Monica Lewinsky and Teresa Heinz-Kerry.

Anonymous said...

57Anonymous said... 57 http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189625

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

So we can add narcotic dependence to her list of "ailments". NOW things start to make sense. And there is NO WAY someone with a pancreatic attack or taking IV dilaudid goes to work. She's so full of it.

August 29, 2012 1:16 PM

Some people can't read. Go look again. She said she has an IV for fluids, not the medication.
Yes she got medication yesterday while at the hospital but her picc line is for fluids. Often, people with pancreatitis have a fluid picc line.

Read people, read. Yes, she's a fruit cake but she never said she had an IV full of dilaudid.

Anonymous said...

The ONLY person I can agree with is Redboots. Really, so many people think Aslan is level-minded and rational? And Jodster the crybaby? @@


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Yeah, that thread is chock full of delusion.

Anonymous said...

I love KikiNichole. Definitely one of my favs. And *NO*, I'm not Kiki.

Anonymous said...

Yes she got medication yesterday while at the hospital but her picc line is for fluids. Often, people with pancreatitis have a fluid picc line.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You are the one who can't read. Either that or don't know what picc lines are. They are not JUST for fluids. It's basically an IV line, for Meds or fluids but usually meds. She also said she HAS medication but was going to have to go to work. pancreatitis is not like a gall bladder attack that comes and goes quickly, it can last for weeks, even months and needs heavy duty pain meds. And besides that her "symptoms" and general online behavior scream withdrawl/drug dependence.

Anonymous said...

66, duh! I *DO* know exactly what a picc line is. She *NEVER* said the had DILAUDID going through that line at work. You missed something. I was responding to the PP that said she was on dilaudid at work.

Look up what she has, they need fluids through their picc.

They probably gave her one shot of dilaudid at the hospital, I highly doubt they gave her more to take home and provided it to her to add to her line. Geez.

There's no end to the stupidity here. (Go ahead, call me names - I'm anonymous so yeah, it won't bother me LOL it just makes you look more stupid). End of discussion on my end. I do not associate with stupid people.

Anonymous said...

I know! Lets just run with the idea that she's doped up on the road and at work. It's much more fun to presume things!

Anonymous said...

They probably gave her one shot of dilaudid at the hospital, I highly doubt they gave her more to take home and provided it to her to add to her line
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Talk about a dumbass and not reading The PP was suggesting she was drug seeking at the hospital to get narcs. Not that she was REALLy taking dilaudid IV at home.

PP was saying how unlikely it was, her cover story is a load of BS IOW. You don't just get over the pain of pancreatitis with a one time shot from the ER. Stupid twat.

Anonymous said...

I know! Lets just run with the idea that she's doped up on the road and at work. It's much more fun to presume things!

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Believe me. When you work with drug addicts you do have to assume a lot of things because you NEVER get the truth from their own mouths.

Anonymous said...

Is JacquiAB standing in for Lynloon today? Christ, the Republicans must be desperate if they're throwing around Monica Lewinsky and Teresa Heinz-Kerry.
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MeGlop is really ramping up the dumb these days! Why does she even try to run with the big dogs? Embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

I had pancreatitis once. I also had four -- FOUR -- days on dilaudid at the hospital while waiting for it to subside. No way in hell I could have gone or done anything. It was the worst pain in my life. Worse than childbirth. But that dilaudid is GOOD stuff!

Anonymous said...

#53..RE READ my post this is what I SAID:

"Really? It is one thing to get your panties in a twist when you have to deal with the person IRL, but why even care about what is said online? Most people say crap just to piss other people off. Let it go, not worth taking it to heart. I bet at least 2/3 or more is made up or over exaggerated anyway."

this is what I quoted (hence the line beween the 2 statements):

"Eh, Kikiwhatever is one of the less annoying and more sensible peas, IMHO.

And I'll admit to wading into threads and feeling my blood pressure shoot up...I hate feeling angry/upset over morans on teh internet and so I'm trying to stay away from the political threads as much as possible.

I wouldn't have posted her mini-hairflip like she did, but I can def. relate to how she's feeling."

Why do you think I'm her or like her? I wrote NOTHING even CLOSE to the sort.

Anonymous said...

The ONLY person I can agree with is Redboots. Really, so many people think Aslan is level-minded and rational? And Jodster the crybaby? @@

Temper tantrum Jonduh? And passive aggressive Sliver? lol

Anonymous said...

BTW #53...#21 is who I quoted

Anonymous said...

Jesus, the speakers at the GOP convention look like they're inside a lava lamp.

What moran designed that?

Anonymous said...

And they start throwing peanuts at Condi in 3, 2, 1......

Anonymous said...

Kikinicole is an annoying fuck.

Anonymous said...

The RNC has some FINE music going for them. Are the Oak Ridge Boys going to sing again? Is Pat Boone still alive?

Anonymous said...

Sweet Home Alabama for Condi? WTF? The people are fucking clueless.

Anonymous said...

Tone-deaf for sure.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is wrong with JanellK's head? Does she really wear her hair like that? Fuck, that's atrocious!

Anonymous said...

pinhead's up

Anonymous said...

lol, absolutely none of them are barely mentioning the nominee Romney. Is it possible Ryan will get through his entire speechh too without mentioning Romney until the last three words...vote for Romney!

Anonymous said...

Uh...#84, "absolutely none of them are barely mentioning" doesn't mean what you think it means.

Anonymous said...

sorry sentence consturction Nazi to have pissed you off. so much. ;b

Anonymous said...

Consturction?

Anonymous said...

They have sucky music because none of the good artists will allow their songs to be played by any of the Repubs. They try to play their music at rallies, etc and the artists threaten to sue them, they don't want to be associated with those assholes.

Lucky for them they have Ted Numbnuts Nugent who can rock the night away.

Anonymous said...

Ack, every single one of them except Condi is getting up there and pleading ever so humble and dirt poor beginnings? Laughable really.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, that plant in Janesville closed under Bush, but Ryan's not going to let that little fact get in the way of a good lie.

Oh, and this: "Opponents silent about their record?" Really, Mr. Voted-For-Every-Deficit-Increase-Under-Bush-To-The-Tune-Of-$6.8-Trillion?

I guess I shouldn't have expected better from a bunch who keep pounding the 'build it' lie.

Anonymous said...

Who's been silent about not paying taxes for the past 10 years?

Anonymous said...

70Anonymous said... 70 I know! Lets just run with the idea that she's doped up on the road and at work. It's much more fun to presume things!

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Believe me. When you work with drug addicts you do have to assume a lot of things because you NEVER get the truth from their own mouths.

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Or when you have the misfortune to be related to them. Like my junkie aunt with the 40-year history of addiction and her "back pain." Back pain my ass. That's code for "need my fix."

Anonymous said...

Yes, the lie must be repeated ad nauseum until the stupids believe it.

Anonymous said...

wow, wow, wow, great speeches Condi and Ryan but hardly a mention for Mittens. What's up with that? (And that's coming from a pinko commie for perspective)

Anonymous said...

92, your aunt didn't happen to get her hands on an original Monet back in the day did she?

Sorry for your troubles all the same, btdt.

Anonymous said...

95, I know there's a backstory on the Monet but my tired mind is missing it. Fill me in?

Thanks for your kind words. It sucks.

Anonymous said...

Fuck me running. Condi just took credit for getting Bin Laden.

I'm gobsmacked.

Anonymous said...

someon'es aunt on the first page "Monet" thread had an aunt that sold a "Monet" for drug money.

Anonymous said...

Kendra is enjoying a threesome with Mariah and Coco the Pool Boy right now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189654

And there it is... CB managed to bring up her running in the splurge thread.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 98. DelphiniumTwinkle said it was her aunt. That story is just fucked up.

I can say this: my aunt got a $20,000 divorce settlement in 1996 and blew it (and then some) on crack in five weeks.

Anonymous said...

Fuck me running. Condi just took credit for getting Bin Laden.

I'm gobsmacked.

Does she have Parkinson's disease? She was so shaky, she was making me nervous so I ended up flipping the channel and ended up watching Queen Latifa on HSN.

Anonymous said...

TeLeProMTeRs!!!

Anonymous said...

yah, teleprompter was vibrating a lot from all the foot stamping in the hall when the word went round that peanuts had been prohibited.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

48 ... You are so right. I particularly like this line - 'Some of my posts are for discussion purposes only.' Well, erm, yes, aren't they all, what with this being a DISCUSSION FORUM?

For evil, I'm guessing she means heart broken, and the bit that will hurt the most is the having been tossed aside for a twunt like her.

Anonymous said...

Lucky for them they have Ted Numbnuts Nugent who can rock the night away.


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They can sing along to his lyrics about underaged girls sucking his dick. Family values!

Anonymous said...

When I turned my TV on yesterday I thought TBN was on. There were blond women flailing their arms up in the air with their eyes closed. What a creepy audience! I played find Waldo for a minute searching for any non-whites I could find hiding in the sea of Republican Waldos.

Anonymous said...

69Anonymous said... 69 They probably gave her one shot of dilaudid at the hospital, I highly doubt they gave her more to take home and provided it to her to add to her line
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Talk about a dumbass and not reading The PP was suggesting she was drug seeking at the hospital to get narcs. Not that she was REALLy taking dilaudid IV at home.

PP was saying how unlikely it was, her cover story is a load of BS IOW. You don't just get over the pain of pancreatitis with a one time shot from the ER. Stupid twat.

August 29, 2012 5:06 PM

You missed some posts or something because yes, the PP *DID* say she was at work on dilaudid.

PP's Post: So we can add narcotic dependence to her list of "ailments". NOW things start to make sense. And there is NO WAY someone with a pancreatic attack or taking IV dilaudid goes to work. She's so full of it.

+++++++ Now see the problem the next poster only made the point that IPeaGlitter NEVER said she had dilaudid AT work. (THAT'S THE POINT OF THE POSTER) Poster never said she was over her pain with one shot. Poster never said she wasn't there for drugs so, yes, you missed the point completely. Read all related posts before you spew and stroke out.

FFS and you call people twats! Nice!

Anonymous said...

Biscuit Scraps IS a frother...confirmed by Scrapwench herself.

Ryan is the boogeyman! The sky is falling!

It is pretty bad when one of your own call you a frother. Gonna be a long 9 weeks until the election for Biscuit

Anonymous said...

Biscuit is a frother leftie. Maybe she's taking Punch's place, 'cause Punch seems to have mellowed and is no longer frothing. Edgy is definitely a frother. Other than that, who have the dems got for frothers?

The frothing left has a long way to go to catch up with the likes of lynloon, skybarf, Typhus, Athena, jonduh, Nightfoul, L'Urine, jacqab, missbits, and all the others I'm forgetting. Add in the total dumbasses like JanelK, travelagent, LTO, stefsdesign and the Frothy + Stupid roster sure makes the Republicans look bad.

Anonymous said...

Romney pollster: WE WILL NOT BE DICTATED BY FACT-CHECKERS! No shit. Truth will NOT get in the way of their campaign. Republicans don't want truth, they want a rich white guy who hasn't paid taxes in ten years (STFU. If he HAS paid taxes, he should prove it!) and another rich white guy whose hero is a Russian atheist who believes that greed is the only way to succeed. Now THAT'S America!!

Anonymous said...

I believe #53 was to be directed at #21, not #24 and that #53 & #73 are pretty much in agreement that kikin is a douchewad.lol bitches!

Anonymous said...

100 Anonymous said... 100
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189654

And there it is... CB managed to bring up her running in the splurge thread.
August 29, 2012 9:02 PM

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I think it's nice that CB has a hobby that she loves and can share with her DH, esp since, well you know - she's over 50 and - wait for it - had a HYSTERECTOMY! But I am beginning to think she is Obsessed with running.

Does the woman EVER do or talk about anything else? Do they not have kids or other family near them? It is all.running. All..the..time. Seems a bit "off" to me.

And, please, sweet Jesus - I wish she would do something with that god-awful hair.

Anonymous said...

if you make it to your 50s and all you've got in your life that's worth talking about is running, then FFS, you're a total loser.

Anonymous said...

I agree 115.

Anonymous said...

(STFU. If he HAS paid taxes, he should prove it!)

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OMG! Tax returns have become the left's Birth Certificate. Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3189658
So lame.

Anonymous said...

This place is so fucking predictable it's a snoozefest.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else watch Honey Boo Boo and think, that's going to be Mrs. Thyphus in about 5 years?

Anonymous said...

lol 120 Yes I watched, it's disturbing to see a child wearing some much make up.

Anonymous said...

118 I was thinking fucking stupid.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189654

daanibee they're gossiping about you because you were tacky enough to tell people how much your dress was

Anonymous said...

seriously, who goes around talking about how much a dress cost? Pretty much no one gives a shit.

Anonymous said...

seriously, who goes around talking about how much a dress cost? Pretty much no one gives a shit.
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High school girls do that frequently. Where did you buy it? how much did it cost? is pretty much standard for any new item with teens.

Anonymous said...

On the splurge thread, I wonder if free~bird knows her husband has her splurge necklace up for sale on etsy.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/80045852/5-carat-diamond-pendant-necklace-with-48

Anonymous said...

Lulz, Bill Clinton is being tried for rape at the Pod. The 90's are back!

Do we get bingo if someone brings up teh murder of Vincent Foster?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't look like their convention lived up to their hopes and dreams.

Anonymous said...

26 Anonymous said... 126
On the splurge thread, I wonder if free~bird knows her husband has her splurge necklace up for sale on etsy.

Yes, she mentions it is up for sale. But in the same sentence she says "It makes me nervous to wear it but it's probably one of the most beautiful things I've ever owned."

Wonder why she is REALLY selling it. Seems strange.

Seriously, the women on TwoPeas do some of the weirdest things that make no sense. They give me a headache.

Anonymous said...

The funny thing is, when I saw that pic of her dress, it was a bit of a letdown. She's a pretty girl and everything, but nothing about it (at least in that picture) makes it look like it was worth paying much over a hundred or two. Especially if you consider that it was for some piddly high school function.

Anonymous said...



Doesn't look like their convention lived up to their hopes and dreams.
August 30, 2012 8:41 AM

No kidding. Instead of coming away from each day of the convention with real issues (like the economy they keep whinging about) they dredge up Teresa Heinz Kerry and Bill Clinton.

They're in all-out panic mode.

Anonymous said...

oops, *talking points on real issues

Anonymous said...

Who cares about the RNC?!?! I am still agog to learn that Mariah2 is gay! Where is the link???

Anonymous said...

FAUX News is calling Paul Ryan a liar.

Anonymous said...

Whitewater!!!!!


Let's talk about Whitewater, people!

Anonymous said...

So, who is going to run for president after Obama's 2nd term? I think Christie is going to stroke out or have a heart attack before then. Rubio is a good guess for the Republicans. Who else? What about the Democrats? H. Clinton will not run, I'm sure of it. If she did, I wouldn't vote for her.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189789

It's interesting to watch the frothers and junior frothers try to redefine entitlements/social welfare to suit their purposes.

Anonymous said...

There's no way Christie - in his present state - could endure the rigors of the campaign trail. He was out of breath at the beginning of his speech just from walking onto the stage.

Anonymous said...

Skybar and her frother friends could put him on disability, pitch in and collect donations for a Hovaround scooter thing and he could totally be the new face of the Republicans.

Anonymous said...

She's not gay, stupid. She's just into threesomes and sharing someone's husband. I don't have a link b/c I'm not a spreadsheeter. She did say it on some thread, though.

My suspicion is that she can't get a guy on her own merits, but there are plenty of freaks out there who will do her in a threesome b/c guys aren't very picky about a person's looks or personality if they're willing to swing both ways and feed into some stupid loser husband has going about wild sex.

Mariah's totally the type that would settle for that kind of sloppy seconds and claim it's all about exploration, being edgy, and not giving a shit what anyone thinks. When really she's just a pathetic loser who will do anything to get some human contact, no matter how she has to degrade herself to get it.

Anonymous said...

* feed into a fantasy

Anonymous said...



Skybar and her frother friends could put him on disability, pitch in and collect donations for a Hovaround scooter thing and he could totally be the new face of the Republicans.
August 30, 2012 9:37 AM
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heh-PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!!111!!

Anonymous said...

another rich white guy whose hero is a Russian atheist who believes that greed is the only way to succeed. Now THAT'S America!!


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Not only was conservative/Ryan hero Ayn Rand a rabid atheist who hated religions, she was also pro-abortion and she fucking HATED St. Ronnie of Reagan and told anyone who'd listen not to vote for him.

I really do not understand R's.

Anonymous said...

138Anonymous said... 138 There's no way Christie - in his present state - could endure the rigors of the campaign trail. He was out of breath at the beginning of his speech just from walking onto the stage.

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There's no way he could get elected, or even win the nomination. Right or wrong, appearance counts in political races. And right or wrong, there are many people who think fat = lazy slob. Chris Christie isn't just overweight, he's obese.

Anonymous said...

He's not just obese, he's morbidly obese. Weight like that will kill you. He is probably suffering from diabetes, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, coronary artery disease, COPD, and joint issues. The man is HUGE.

Anonymous said...

Yep. And they can't hide it with an artfully tailored suit, either. His neck is so big, I think SLEEP APNEA every time I see him.

I feel sorry for him in the same way I feel sorry for ordinary fat people. Genetics is probably a contributing factor, but we all know what being so overweight does.

Anonymous said...

She's not gay, stupid. She's just into threesomes and sharing someone's husband. I don't have a link b/c I'm not a spreadsheeter. She did say it on some thread, though.

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I've slept with someone else's husband. Sorry, that doesn't mean I'M gay or that I am into threesomes. So women who sleep with someone else's husband are now gay and into the wife too? When did that happen?

Boy you are the one that is stupid.

Anonymous said...

Skybar/Lynlam 2016!!!

Anonymous said...

Athena/Aslan 2016!

Anonymous said...

A Pineapple in every sphincter!!!

Anonymous said...

I've slept with someone else's husband. Sorry, that doesn't mean I'M gay or that I am into threesomes. So women who sleep with someone else's husband are now gay and into the wife too? When did that happen?

Boy you are the one that is stupid.
August 30, 2012 10:35 AM

Um, no. You're still being stupid.

I never said she was gay. Someone else said that. What I said was that she's into polyamory or however you spell it. She's into sharing husbands. She has threesomes, too. None of that makes her gay. If anything, I guess she could say she's bi IF she's also getting down with the wife.

Anonymous said...

Whatever she is-gay, straight, twisted-Mariah is a cuntasaurus rex. She's nasty on the inside and the outside. Maybe she's L'Urine's long lost daughter.

Anonymous said...

A Pineapple in every sphincter!!!

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OK this made me LOL.

Anonymous said...

Money Shot Athena will need two pineapples. Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

On the splurge thread, I wonder if free~bird knows her husband has her splurge necklace up for sale on etsy.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/80045852/5-carat-diamond-pendant-necklace-with-48
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Good luck getting 7500 for that.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189726

Uh, because they don't have the money or the means? They can't take time off work? They physically cannot? Everything they own is right there and they can't bear to leave it?

Simple-minded idiot OP.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189879

I get ridiculous eye spasms when people spell ridiculously incorrectly.

Anonymous said...

On the splurge thread, I wonder if free~bird knows her husband has her splurge necklace up for sale on etsy.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/80045852/5-carat-diamond-pendant-necklace-with-48
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It's grim.
A bit of proof reading before the seller pressed 'send' wouldn't have gone amiss, to be honest.

Anonymous said...

http://www.etsy.com/listing/94684104/sheek-diamond-and-gold-junior-dangle

Anonymous said...

Dear Ceasefire (FreeBird):

Please do NOT use your fat fingers to display the jewelry your husband has for sale:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/104824357/cute-gold-diamond-opal-combo-set-ring

Your fat hand/fingers are really a turn off. Really. Trust me on this.

Also -

For the love of god, please tell me that you, a "professional photographer" did NOT take the photos for his Etsy business. Fully 90% of them are horrendously out of focus. Go get lessons on macro photography or for pete's sake higher someone else that knows what they are doing.

Anonymous said...

On the splurge thread, I wonder if free~bird knows her husband has her splurge necklace up for sale on etsy.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/80045852/5-carat-diamond-pendant-necklace-with-48
...................
It's grim.
A bit of proof reading before the seller pressed 'send' wouldn't have gone amiss, to be honest.

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But it's "craddled" in white gold and surrounded by gray diamonds (gray diamonds? are those just really shitty quality, cloudy diamonds?) and "internally flawless" (does that mean the exterior is laden with flaws?

Anonymous said...

160...you probably have fat fingers, too. Perhaps you mean "hire" not "higher"? Ripping someone apart works better if you have half a brain in your head with which to do it. Moran.

Anonymous said...

160 - those pieces look like they were dropped from a moving vehicle on the freeway - they're all chipped and scratched. At least clean them and try to polish them up a little.

Anonymous said...

Sorry but I agree with 160 it looks like you'd need the jaws of life to get those rings off those sausage fingers.

Anonymous said...

160...you probably have fat fingers, too. Perhaps you mean "hire" not "higher"? Ripping someone apart works better if you have half a brain in your head with which to do it. Moran.

hahaha funny girl Freebird.

No, I don't have fat fingers. I'm just admittedly a bad typer on an iPhone.

But seriously, sweetheart. You get the point. The fat fingers look terrible and the pictures are out of focus. Could be why those "gems" are just sitting there and not selling.

Your fingers are grossly fat and the pictures stink. Deal with it.

LOL

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189879

If busypeas so damn worried about "reducing and recycling" how about she buys some reusable plastic containers instead of washing ziplock bags. That's just stupid.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, typing errors and usage errors aren't remotely related but whatever. Also, one who types is a typist not a typer. You are precious though!

Anonymous said...

Oh fuck you grammar/spelling Nazi, it's a smack blog not a graduate thesis.

Anonymous said...

When I turned my TV on yesterday I thought TBN was on. There were blond women flailing their arms up in the air with their eyes closed. What a creepy audience! I played find Waldo for a minute searching for any non-whites I could find hiding in the sea of Republican Waldos.

Did you see Vonnie?

Anonymous said...

You can smack but you don't like to be smacked, do ya? Mwahahahahahahaaa.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189900

Typical of so many peas. @@

Anonymous said...

Come on be honest 171 would you REALLY want a rehab facility next door to you?

I can see both sides, they have to be somewhere but do they need to be next to me?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3189900

A big fat bull shit to obsidian: "I put my foot out of the car and it the syringe went straight through my shoe."

Unless she was wearing paper shoes I just don't believe that.

Anonymous said...

So the Reagan hologram had to be scrapped at the convention because they were afraid the hologram would upstage plastic fratboy? lol!!!

Anonymous said...

I never said she was gay. Someone else said that. What I said was that she's into polyamory or however you spell it. She's into sharing husbands. She has threesomes, too. None of that makes her gay. If anything, I guess she could say she's bi IF she's also getting down with the wife.



Shes gay??? Holy shit! That explains so much. Link? I really want to see this!

Anonymous said...

Lauren/Peabay 2016!

Anonymous said...

obsidian is just delusional. BUT entertaining!

Anonymous said...

I'm 171, and I also posted earlier about my junkie aunt. They have to be somewhere, 172. I'd rather live next to a rehab facility than an untreated junkie--it's safer and there's more police presence. I've lived next to untreated junkies and your nerves are constantly on edge.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather live next to a rehab facility than an untreated junkie--it's safer and there's more police presence.

________________________________________

I'd rather live next to neither.

Anonymous said...

Still not going to acknowledge the crappy photography, are you Freebird.

Let's face it. You suck as a photographer. Just keep pointing out typing errors. Deflect. Deflect. Deflect. And the photos? They still are crap. Precious indeed.

Lindsey Graham - R said...

“The demographics race we’re losing badly,” said Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (S.C.). “We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”



BOBBIE LUCIER - Nice White Republican Lady said...

“I just don’t like him. Can’t stand to look at him. I don’t like his wife — she’s far from the First Lady. It’s about time we get a First Lady in there who acts like a First Lady and looks like a First Lady.”

Gina Rinehart - R, Bitch City said...

“If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain,” she said in a magazine piece. “Do something to make more money yourself — spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.”


Helpful advice from the nice lady who inherited $30 Billion.

Anonymous said...

If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain,” she said in a magazine piece. “Do something to make more money yourself — spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.”
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Get out there a earn me some more money and I'll let you keep a shiny nickle for every dollar you earn my company.

Anonymous said...

Yes, she mentions it is up for sale. But in the same sentence she says "It makes me nervous to wear it but it's probably one of the most beautiful things I've ever owned."


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Freebird reads the blog, she didn't say it was up for sale in her original post about it. It was ETA

Anonymous said...

A big fat bull shit to obsidian: "I put my foot out of the car and it the syringe went straight through my shoe."

Unless she was wearing paper shoes I just don't believe that.
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I believe it. Unless she had on something with a hard or very thick sole 22 gauge needle will easily puncture your shoe.

Anonymous said...

Shit, I've had thorns puncture straight through the soles of my shoes. A syringe can absolutely puncture your shoe.

Anonymous said...

185Anonymous said... 185 Yes, she mentions it is up for sale. But in the same sentence she says "It makes me nervous to wear it but it's probably one of the most beautiful things I've ever owned."


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Freebird reads the blog, she didn't say it was up for sale in her original post about it. It was ETA

August 30, 2012 5:43 PM

It wasn't an ETA LOL She clearly just stuck that part of the post under the picture. Plenty do that. @@

Anonymous said...

It wasn't an ETA LOL She clearly just stuck that part of the post under the picture. Plenty do that. @@

*****

well sure, she stuck that part under the picture, after the fact, right after it got pointed out on the blog

but whatever who cares if she reads the blog? im posting on it so its not like i have room to talk

Anonymous said...

Wow. Holographic Reagan looks like the smarter move now...

Anonymous said...

Is Romney's lipsmacking bugging the shit out of anyone else??

Anonymous said...

This is from The Onion, but it is so, so true. http://www.theonion.com/articles/best-they-could-get-accepts-republican-nomination,29383/

Anonymous said...

What is the deal with Freebird's avatar photo? Is that suppose to be her or is it some crackwhore she was photographing?

Anonymous said...

You're just jealous of here hair 193, her long beautiful hair.

Anonymous said...

Not the individual posts, fucknut. Instead of Jane labeling the space, "Space", how about "29/08/12", etc., to differentiate them? Not all of us check in every day.

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It is dated you retard. Look above the post heading, outside the box. It has the day and date.

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You people are hopeless. It was suggested to have the dates so on the list on the right hand side of the page, it would be easier to find the one you wanted to read if you were on your phone or ipad. Once you click on it, you can see the date, but it would be nice to see if before you click on it..you know, for people that don't read here every day...

Anonymous said...

BREAKING: Background check reveals chair is Ikea, not born in US. #gop2012 #ChairBirther

Anonymous said...

Is Romney's lipsmacking bugging the shit out of anyone else??

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Yeah, almost as much as Lyin' Ryan's grunting last night.

Quite a pair. @@

Anonymous said...

Ehhh, I assumed that someone was saying to pre-write the posts so that they were scheduled to post.

I guess to avoid a 500 comment post again.

Blogger allows you to schedule your post weeks/months in advance.

Anonymous said...

What is the deal with Freebird's avatar photo? Is that suppose to be her or is it some crackwhore she was photographing?

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I was wondering the same thing. If that was the photo a "professional" photographer was using, I would run away from booking her for a photo shoot. Same goes for the esty photos. I can kind of see how she thinks the pics are 'art-sy" by being sort of out of focus, but it is a selling site! You need to have clear pics, especially of jewelry so buyers can see exactly what they are getting!

Anonymous said...

199...nope, just asking Jane to make it easier to follow along by using the date instead of 'space'...

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