Saturday, August 11, 2012

Space

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Anonymous said...

It's just me and Jane, with the space all to ourselves.

Anonymous said...

Come here often?

Anonymous said...

What are you wearing?

Anonymous said...

Not to be confused with "What's for dinner?"

Anonymous said...

3, I'm not wearing anything, the bucket is broken so I have no one to ask which outfit I should put on today.

Anonymous said...

The Typhus Affair!

(Not to be confused w/ the Dreyfus Affair.)

Anonymous said...

I'm not bored, really, I'm just doing everything to avoid an unpleasant task.

A task that is keeping me from other unpleasant tasks like cleaning the bathroom and kitchen floor.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, me too.

Anonymous said...

3, I'm not wearing anything, the bucket is broken so I have no one to ask which outfit I should put on today.

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I laughed.

Anonymous said...

Typing her real name endlessly HERE does nothing to link her to her postings at the BUCKET. Are you really dim-witted enough to think that anyone gathering "evidence" of her online behavior would be stupid enough to trust anything said here or on any other smack blog?

FUCKTARD

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Why yes, I bet several people she knows would agree with the opinions posted here about her.

This blog isn't about facts, it's about opinions, fucktard.

Anonymous said...

Hey Typhus, you can stop defending yourself.

Anonymous said...

There is no defense for Typhus.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, me too.

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Mine is work related, and will probably lead to someone losing their job. Which would be warranted, but she's young and I think she can learn and grow with mentoring - then again, I'm a Pollyanna.

BTW - this has nothing to do with Mrs. T!

I really am procrastinating and anonymously over sharing to boot.

Anonymous said...

typhus really is a fitting name for her:

ty·phus

(tī'fəs) pronunciation
n.
Any of several forms of infectious disease caused by rickettsia, especially those transmitted by fleas, lice, or mites, and characterized generally by severe headache, sustained high fever, depression, delirium, and the eruption of red rashes on the skin. Also called prison fever, ship fever, Also called typhus fever.

Anonymous said...

Is scrappin spidey the one who does cookies?

I know it's someone in AZ, but can't remember if it's her.

That cookie recipe is 1000x better than squillen's "almondine" cookie recipe

Anonymous said...

Someone here threatened to link one of her students from Myspace to her 2peas rantings last week so Mrs. Chapstick lips has been hanging out here defending herself.

Anonymous said...

I was never really a fan of ChapStik, but after Mrs. Typhus' little chapstik reveal, I will never touch the stuff again.

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler.

Anonymous said...

I'm sincerely curious about what Typhus's coworkers think of her. Is she a different person (read: not a right-fighting ignorant bible-thumping bitch) at work, and they like her? Is she the same person at work as she is on 2P, and they tolerate her because they have to? Is she an outcast at work?

Anonymous said...

Chapstick is gross.

Anonymous said...

NoSliver is so full of shit. She posts things that are either flat out untrue, or are so obscure that they can't even be found in a Google search!

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"Dream on. Apparently some liberals have already come out and hinted that Eliza Ryan is not Janna Ryan's child but from Janna's sister that Paul had an affair with. The politics of personal destruction has already begun."

????????????
As they say - "Link, or it didn't happen."

Anonymous said...

After hearing that Typhus is in Michelle Bachman's district, I think it's fairly obvious that she is among more of her kind, both at school and in her community.

I wonder what the fuck is in the air or water up in that hell hole known as Minnesota.

Isn't CuntyUpNorth also from there?

Anonymous said...

Imagine her dumb blowjob complaints

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link or it didn't happen

Anonymous said...

Bad Gateway AGAIN!!

Eliza Ryan said...

NoSliver is so full of shit. She posts things that are either flat out untrue, or are so obscure that they can't even be found in a Google search!

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I'm partially taking back this post. Mostly because I forgot to call her an idiot.

Apparently she's an idiot who took fictional characters from a soap opera, and fictional themes from the same soap opera and blamed liberals for starting rumors about Paul Ryan.

The only rumor I see is the one she tried to start.

Anonymous said...

Seriously? I'm not feeling up to wading into that thread.

Anonymous said...

Anybody have a link to the chapstick comment?

Anonymous said...

Projection, they name is Republican.

Hillary killed Vince Foster.
Whitewater witch hunt.
John McCain's illegitimate black baby.
Swiftboating Kerry.
Michelle's whitey tape.
Obama's birth certificate.
Obama's a socialist/communist/leftist who hates America.
Obama's a secret muslim.
Death panels.
Etc etc.

The GOP certainly knows a leeeeeettle something about the politics of personal destruction, wouldn't you say, NoSliver?

Anonymous said...

NoSliver can go cry me a fucking river.

Anonymous said...

Skybar claimed in one thread that Obama's daughters weren't his, and she's incapable of an original thought so add that one to the tinfoil theories floating around.

Anonymous said...

It was nice how NoSliver dismissed all the Salvadoran victims of the junta from the 70's-80's. What a cunt.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing that NoSilver is unaware that Ryan has had a life-long love affair with Ayn Rand: a pro-abortion atheist.

Anonymous said...

I remember the chapstick comment, but not exactly when she said it. And I don't feel like wading through 14,863 Typhus posts to find it. Maybe somebody has it bookmarked.

Anonymous said...

Did Romney also profit off of Argentina's Dirty War?

Anonymous said...

Skybar claimed in one thread that Obama's daughters weren't his, and she's incapable of an original thought so add that one to the tinfoil theories floating around.

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Gotta give Skybar credit that she didn't call the Obama girls 'silverback apes' like is regularly done over at FreeRepublic, Redstate, Stormfront and various other dens of right-wing thought.

Anonymous said...

FTR, teachers have an ethics clause... I highly doubt a smack blog would ever come into play but teachers get fired for less than what is at the bucket...

Anonymous said...

Romney profited off EVERYTHING.

Anonymous said...

Someone must keep sitting on the server over at TwoPeas headquarters.

Anonymous said...

A Mormon and a Catholic? No real true Christian? Ouch.

Anonymous said...

FTR, teachers have an ethics clause... I highly doubt a smack blog would ever come into play but teachers get fired for less than what is at the bucket...

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If that's the case, then why does Karalynn Tyler still have a job?

Anonymous said...

Typhus sat on the server again.

Anonymous said...

JFC, twopeas needs some new IT people.

Anonymous said...

40- That is a good question... IF her online posting during school hours came to light or other things put out there, it can be used...

Anonymous said...

By all means, quit your yammering about Karalynn Tyler, and contact her job.

If you're not willing to do that, then just STFU.

Anonymous said...

Eh, I can't stand the dimwitted harpie but I couldn't care less if she gets in deep shit at work or not. That's btwn her and her principal/IT dept.

Anonymous said...

If you're not willing to do that, then just STFU.


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1000+

Anonymous said...

"My 16 yr. just started eating French fries a few years ago. My 10 yr. old doesn't like pizza or French fries."

"Both of my kids love seafood, and other foods most kids don't- Cous cous, quinoa, brown rice, and hummus." 2lilpeas

You're a pea of course your kids "don't like french fries" and love food others kids couldn't possibly like.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186467

Anonymous said...

Maybe Mrs Tyler isn't a teacher and just lying about it on 2peas.

Anonymous said...

I guess the 35-and-under RWers haven't figured out that the Ryan Plan cutbacks will affect THEIR parents? Enjoy the trickle-down, bitches.

Karalynn Tyler said...

Google my classroom web page 48.

Anonymous said...

47 Come on now, don't you think we should get on our knees and praise her for being such a fantastic mother? *gag* Nothing makes me crazier than the holier-than-thou health food snobs over at the bucket. They think they're so perfect and better than everyone else. I'd like to shove a french fry up her ass.

Anonymous said...

Damn bad gateway, I finally have some free time and no peas to heckle. Guess it's back to weed pulling blech.

Anonymous said...

LOL same here 52.

Karalynn Tyler said...

Oh, I'm not worried. I keep a tube of Chapstick in my desk at work.

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid that even a dumb Minnesota school administrator would have a problem letting your enormous pie-hole anywhere near his dick, Karalynn Tyler.

Anonymous said...

You're a pea of course your kids "don't like french fries" and love food others kids couldn't possibly like.
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That's because their fat ass mom eats them all and doesn't allow the kids to have any

Anonymous said...

Do you think all the bad gateway stuff is God trying to get Mrs T to shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing him?

Anonymous said...

Prolly 57, her and about a dozen others too.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Mrs Tyler isn't a teacher and just lying about it on 2peas.

August 11, 2012 2:01 PM


THIS. Would explain so much.

Anonymous said...

502 Bad Gateway

nginx

Anonymous said...

OMG, the pod is still down! What will I do? I don't know what to wear, what to name my baby or my pet, where to find my phone or what to have for dinner. I had to ACTUALLY, FREAKING Google something BY MYSELF!

Anonymous said...

38Anonymous said... 38 Someone must keep sitting on the server over at TwoPeas headquarters.

August 11, 2012 1:04 PM

If Jeffrey would stop banging STJ into the main machine it would be working.

Anonymous said...

Karathis Karathat. FFS Your hard on is showing again. This isn't the Kara blog no matter how much she butt hurt you. Sorry that you lost an argument with her and she got in the last word.

It does not mean you can have it here. (I'm sure you're too classy to stop though).

Anonymous said...

Sorry that you lost an argument with her and she got in the last word.
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You are either Typhus or you're as crazy delusional as she is.

While I'm sick of the Karalynn bullshit, she has never won an argument with anyone.

Anonymous said...

1. Mrs T would not be fired over any unproven rumors stated anonymously.
2. Nobody here or at the bucket wants her to be fired, if she can post this much with a job imagine how much she would post if unemployed?
3. She really is a licensed teacher in the state of MN. She currently teaches 7th grade history at Anoka Middle School for the Arts.

Anonymous said...

64Anonymous said... 64 Sorry that you lost an argument with her and she got in the last word.
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You are either Typhus or you're as crazy delusional as she is.

While I'm sick of the Karalynn bullshit, she has never won an argument with anyone.

August 11, 2012 4:04 PM

You lose when you can't get the last word in. End of story. Sometimes you just can't get her to shup without walking away. Someone did that and brought it here.

Anonymous said...

Oh and nice deflection trying to claim I'm her or delusional. Put down your crack pipe sweety and find another hobby.

Anonymous said...

MRPR12

Anonymous said...

MRPR12

Anonymous said...

Hi hostile/67!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186487

A chandelier above a bathtub, now that's klass people!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186487

A chandelier above a bathtub, now that's klass people!
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lmao. The stupid things people will do.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186487

A chandelier above a bathtub, now that's klass people!
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In some homes, it could and would be beautiful.

In a Nascar crazed pea's home? Not so much.

Trashy, trashy, trashy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186488

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I can't imagine actually moving into a place that had carpet so bad that it needed to be replaced and it wasn't a priority. The kicker is that more than 1 pea has done this.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine actually moving into a place that had carpet so bad that it needed to be replaced and it wasn't a priority. The kicker is that more than 1 pea has done this.
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Why not? They're called 'fixer-uppers'. You can get a deal because the previous owner is too lazy to replace it themselves.

Anonymous said...

Why not? They're called 'fixer-uppers'. You can get a deal because the previous owner is too lazy to replace it themselves.

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But you do it *before* you actually move in.

Anonymous said...

Found the BJ/chapped lips thread. MrsT was first to respond. :P

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3050027&pg=1

"I have a very high gag reflex. I also get chapped lips.
I haven't ever been more WOWED by having it done to me than some other things I enjoy."

Anonymous said...

I can't believe NoSliver isn't getting seriously called out for her shit and run thing about "LIBERAL ATTACKS on Ryan"

She is a first class cunt. Liar, lying, McLyerson

Anonymous said...

I find it hard to believe that someone purchasing a fixer upper could afford two mortgages or a mortgage and monthly rent.

Anonymous said...

FFS bad gateway, has it been like this all day?

Anonymous said...

WTH is up with all the bad gateways? why would keep happening over and over?

Anonymous said...

70Anonymous said... 70 Hi hostile/67!

August 11, 2012 4:33 PM

Still haven't put down the crackpipe 70? It's time for an intervention!

Anonymous said...

77 stalks the blog, kara and can't let anything go. Thread stalkin' chick, please put down your pipe!

Anonymous said...

WTH is up with all the bad gateways? why would keep happening over and over?

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It's frustrating. I'll be the shopping section is working though.

Anonymous said...

Quick! Tell me everything you know about cous cous.

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couscous

It's not pasta. It's good, especially with a little Parmesan. You can use the stuff in the green can--I won't tell the pea phonies.

Anonymous said...

Why can't peas ever google anything? It really isn't that hard.

Anonymous said...

Google doesn't give them attention the way the peatards do. Gotta get some pea love! ::gag::

Anonymous said...

I guess the 35-and-under RWers haven't figured out that the Ryan Plan cutbacks will affect THEIR parents? Enjoy the trickle-down, bitches.

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Bitches best start saving for the garage-to-bedroom conversion and for Ma's diapers and dementia meds.

Young Repub said...

The Lord Jeebus will provide! We don't need no stinking gubberment and no welfare!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 77!

Jane, I think we have another thread for the collection. Hopefully Typhus won't delete and run.

Anonymous said...

Mitt Romney would pay 0.82 percent in taxes under Paul Ryan's Plan.

NoSliver approves.

Anonymous said...

Mitt Romney would pay 0.82 percent in taxes under Paul Ryan's Plan.


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A true Patriot who deeply loves Amercia.

Anonymous said...

You might have that 91 but all I have is a bad gateway. :(

Anonymous said...

Two peas store comes up fine but their forums are fucked. Maybe they've finally had enough of Lauren's shenanigans and shut the whole thing down.

Anonymous said...

lol or they're young earthers and all the science bio pea was preaching sent stj over the edge

Anonymous said...

Mitt Romney would pay 0.82 percent in taxes under Paul Ryan's Plan.

NoSliver approves.

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Both NoSliver and Romney know that taxes are for the little people.

Anonymous said...

WTH is up with all the bad gateways? why would keep happening over and over?
August 11, 2012 5:27 PM
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I think there's some kind of glitch. I had TwoPeas bookmarked, and kept getting the bad gateway, but could hyperlink to it from here. So I deleted the bookmark, and re-saved/ bookmarked it, and it's working just fine.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3186393&pg=2

I see Snowsilver or whatever her name is covered her ass on the liberals-are-telling-lies issue. I still think she made it all up.

Anonymous said...

I have been trying to respond to those asking where I got my info regarding democratic commentary on the parentage of one of Ryan's children, but this forum has been down.

After reading that many of you googled and could not find any such info, I googled myself and couldn't find it either. I will tell you where I heard it: I belong to a closed forum and one of the members is one of the best known photographers in the country. He is widely respected on the forum and it was he who said this was happening.

After reading your demands for me to produce a link, I went back to the forum and asked him where he got his info. He states it told to him by a Democratic friend and apparently is making the rounds in his area.

Anyway, I'm sorry that I ever posted this. Since it is not being widely disseminated yet, I am going to go back and delete my post. I don't want to be the person who gets something like this going when SO FAR it apparently is rather localized. I can't force any of you who have quoted me to delete my quote from your posts, but I would be glad if you did.

I have much respect for this photographer (I started to call him "friend" but upon reflection realized that I probably barely register on his radar as he truly is a well-known gentleman, but he WAS kind enough to respond to my query). Because I respect him (as does pretty much everyone on the forum), I believe that he HAS heard this--but clearly it is not general gossip as of yet.

Again--I am most sorry for ever posting it. I truly thought it was more general info.
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What a crock of shit!!

Anonymous said...

Here is snow silver's post referenced by 99. It's long but I want to document it in case she deletes:

I have been trying to respond to those asking where I got my info regarding democratic commentary on the parentage of one of Ryan's children, but this forum has been down.

After reading that many of you googled and could not find any such info, I googled myself and couldn't find it either. I will tell you where I heard it: I belong to a closed forum and one of the members is one of the best known photographers in the country. He is widely respected on the forum and it was he who said this was happening.

After reading your demands for me to produce a link, I went back to the forum and asked him where he got his info. He states it told to him by a Democratic friend and apparently is making the rounds in his area.

Anyway, I'm sorry that I ever posted this. Since it is not being widely disseminated yet, I am going to go back and delete my post. I don't want to be the person who gets something like this going when SO FAR it apparently is rather localized. I can't force any of you who have quoted me to delete my quote from your posts, but I would be glad if you did.

I have much respect for this photographer (I started to call him "friend" but upon reflection realized that I probably barely register on his radar as he truly is a well-known gentleman, but he WAS kind enough to respond to my query). Because I respect him (as does pretty much everyone on the forum), I believe that he HAS heard this--but clearly it is not general gossip as of yet.

Again--I am most sorry for ever posting it. I truly thought it was more general info.

Anonymous said...

oops sorry 100 beat me to it.

Anonymous said...

one of the members is one of the best known photographers in the country.
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Bullshit, and I'd bet money on it. The whole thing is bullshit. She got caught in a big fat one and tried to cover.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Fever dream.

Anonymous said...

So Nosliver admits spreading unfounded hurtful gossip? How very christian of her.

Anonymous said...

She's flat-out lying...

I was curious and I've been scouring democratic websites and blogs and there's plenty of mocking and scorn for Ryan - but not one word on Ryans family, his kids or their parentage.

Not one word. As confirmed by the Google.

SnowSliver wanted to clutch her pearls and revel in butthurt (what she does best) so she invented a reason.

Rafalca said...

NoSliver hasz a confuse: it was beloved Republican Karl Rove who started the rumor that John McCain had an illegitimate black baby in order to torpedo his presidential run in 2000.

Anonymous said...

Stupid bitch needs to turn off the soap operas.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to be the person who gets something like this going

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. All indications to the contrary.

Anonymous said...

Projection, they name is Republican.

Hillary killed Vince Foster.
Whitewater witch hunt.
John McCain's illegitimate black baby.
Swiftboating Kerry.
Michelle's whitey tape.
Obama's birth certificate.
Obama's a socialist/communist/leftist who hates America.
Obama's a secret muslim.
Death panels.
Etc etc.

The GOP certainly knows a leeeeeettle something about the politics of personal destruction, wouldn't you say, NoSliver?

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Snowsilvers sanctimony is just precious.

Anonymous said...

Oddly enough, Paul Ryan and Eliza Ryan are characters on ATWT (that's what came up when I googled). Maybe Elise's pundits are hooked on soaps or hope voters are?



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Bahahahahahaaah!

Anonymous said...

Wow. After reading her explaination - what a conniving bitch she is.

That rivals one of Typus's famed "apologies".

Anonymous said...

So wait. Dems are deliberately spreading some nasty rumors to try to destroy Ryan and they're not using the internet? At all? No pings on google, blogs, twitter?

Um, ok Elise. Sure.

Anonymous said...

Now now...

FW:FW:FW emails are the go-to method of cranky, dimwitted, Fox-watching old ladies for spreading conspiracies and lies.

Sleepless in Michigan said...

Insomnia sucks, big time. Fellow bitches, please give me some tips to get some sleep. I've tried reading, Benadryl, melatonin, and a few other things. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Insomnia sucks, big time. Fellow bitches, please give me some tips to get some sleep. I've tried reading, Benadryl, melatonin, and a few other things. Thanks.

Cleaning. Get on the floor and start scrubbing.

Anonymous said...

70Anonymous said... 70 Hi hostile/67!

August 11, 2012 4:33 PM

That clearly had no hostility. You need to figure out what words mean first before using them.

Anonymous said...

Ambien. Works like a charm for me, no side effects.

Anonymous said...

115 - read the 'OP In' threads. You'll be snoring in less time than it takes to say it. Or even better, read Mrs Chapstick's blog. The word 'soporific' doesn't come close to doing it justice.

Anonymous said...

119 here - Make that 'Opt In'.

Anonymous said...

I hope my Costco-sized popcorn stash lasts through this election season.

The butthurt is going to be delicious.

Anonymous said...

Pssst Nightowl, Bitts, jacqab: Romneys already flipflopping on the Ryan Plan. Oops....

Anonymous said...

57 said
'Do you think all the bad gateway stuff is God trying to get Mrs T to shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing him?'

Of course! That has to be it!

Anonymous said...

So Nosliver admits spreading unfounded hurtful gossip? How very christian of her.
August 11, 2012 10:52 PM

Of course she doesn't admit it. But it's pretty damned obvious what a nasty piece of shit she really is.

She makes me so sick. I wish I could get onto the bucket and tell her that.

Anonymous said...

I keep thinking the bad gateways are because they're trying to move all the political threads to their own forum.

I'm surprised there haven't been tons of threads where peas are yelling for a political forum because it's cluttering up their "what's for dinner?" and Big Brother threads.

Anonymous said...

I wish, 126. But I'm a pessimist, so I think it's just general stupidity and incompetence.

2peas needs to hire some decent tech help

Anonymous said...

Is it still totally down for everyone else? I can't access it through my bookmarks or by going to google and trying to get in through the main page.

Anonymous said...

Still 'bad gateway' here. They need to upgrade to a bigger, better server.

Anonymous said...

Can't imagine the amount of business and traffic 2ps lost over the wkend with it being down. Retarded that they don't take care of there site on the weekends.

Anonymous said...

Jeffy's just fucking around with the board again. He thinks he knows what he's doing, but he's a fucking moron.

Which brings the next question. Who even owns that site anymore?

Anonymous said...

Can't imagine the amount of business and traffic 2ps lost over the wkend with it being down. Retarded that they don't take care of there site on the weekends.

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The shopping area is still working. You can still shop. That's probably why it isn't a big deal that the MB is broken.

Anonymous said...

I can get into the shop part of the site just fine, so they can still try to take my money - I think they just pull the plug on theforums from time to time!!

Anonymous said...

# 124 - Can you ask God to forgive please as the bad gateway is really starting to piss me off now.!!!!

Anonymous said...

Same here - bad gateway only for forums. I can shop all I want. Dipshits.

Not sure what's up with the person who always jumps in calling everyone "Hostile?" We're all hostile here. lol

Anonymous said...

I don't want to shop but I do want to know what the next scientific THEORY is that Mrs T is going to question next - she is so dumb !!

Anonymous said...

Maybe they're following the lead of some other boards and deleting all posts relating to politics.

Anonymous said...

Do they actually ever have anything in stock to buy? I stopped buying there years ago when they never had anything I wanted in stock and it took them forever to ship me whatever they did have in stock.

Anonymous said...

I hope not. We'd be left with nothing but childofgrace-type idiocy.

What's for dinner?
What should I do/what would you do?
I'm superior to you--see?
I didn't get a thank-you note
Tinfoil hat paranoia
My child's teacher is prejudiced against my child

And so on and so forth...

Anonymous said...

like there is any less idiocy on the political threads.

Anonymous said...

jeff has nothing to do with 2ps anymore. neither does kristina

Anonymous said...

Well, someone that's stupid and/or lazy as fuck is sure in charge of the forums.

Anonymous said...

NoSliver's a bird brain.

Anonymous said...

NoSliver is a hateful cow.

That sweet, demure little old lady act isn't fooling anyone, except her fellow frothers.

She's a nasty, mean old biddy and she's as hateful as they come.

That whole rumors of liberal smear campaign against Ryan was beyond despicable.

Anonymous said...

Meh. There's stupid and then there's mean, nasty and vicious. ELISE aka Snowsilver is definitely a member of the mean and nasty pack.

She tries to sugar-coat it (unlike Lauren), but she's not very good at it. She'd do better at slinging her stinky shit if she'd just go ahead and embrace her all-out bitch like Lauren has.

They're both thundercunts, but Lauren packs a little more punch, since she's upfront and full-on in-your-face about it. NoSliver tries to sneak her bitch in on the sly, but it doesn't reach nearly as many people as Lauren's all-out nasty assaults. Plus, she's not smart enough to really disguise her hateful jabs and cheap shots, so she comes off looking like a doddering old fool *and* a nasty old hag.

Anonymous said...

for all you bitches that are going thru NSBR withdrawls

Something in the crockpot for dinner tonight
I'm wearing a tong and pasties
You're all stupid
I'm smarter than you
I've got your thank you note swingin'
Romney and Obama are both going to screw us
Karalynn Tyler is as bored as you are
Roger out

Anonymous said...

I just watched some lesbian porn, it was pretty hot

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid to ask, but how do you wear a tong?

Anonymous said...

very carefully

Anonymous said...

I can access the bucket on my phone via the mobile app, but not through the regular website.

I'm not interested enough to read the threads on my phone... I'll wait until it's back online and I can toggle between the blog and the pod.

Anonymous said...

Help I have no one to ask
would you eat this?!

Anonymous said...

What's for dinner? We're having sloppy joes, mashed potatoes and broccoli.

Anonymous said...

I get the bad gateway on my phone to, oh well, it's a nice day here so I guess I'll find something productive to do.

Anonymous said...

Help! I'm making an egg salad sandwich and I don't have any eggs. What can I substitute?

Anonymous said...

Plus, she's not smart enough to really disguise her hateful jabs and cheap shots, so she comes off looking like a doddering old fool *and* a nasty old hag.
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Definitely a dumbass who couldn't figure out that peas would Google her bullshit! She is definitely a hypocritical bitch. All the while wildly swinging her bible, a la Skybar, MrsT, jacqab, etc. etc. etc...

Anonymous said...

I was just able to access the board but are these ladies really that butthurt that they couldn't get on?

Fuck, go outside or something. I haven't been on twopeas forever because I've been enjoying my summer.

Anonymous said...

IT"S up! ITS UP!!!!

Anonymous said...

NoSliver pulled the old "some people are saying..." trick to starting rumors.

She just couldn't wait to post that, even though she had NOTHING to back it up.And she did it while trying to claim some moral high-ground.

I have always despised her and her "I'm above all that because I'm an old-time pea" shtick.

Anonymous said...

LOL, the pod is back up and the first thread I saw was, what's for dinner. I like the what's for dinner posts, I just thought it was funny after reading the blog.

Anonymous said...

What a great big long winded justification for posting absolute lies is that crap no-sliver-of-credibility-left posted? LOL.

Here's an easy lesson in both brevity and apologies you lying cunt. You could have saved precious forum space by just posting, "Since it is completely unverifiable, I should not have posted that, and I am very sorry I did."....the End.

Anonymous said...

135Anonymous said... 135 Same here - bad gateway only for forums. I can shop all I want. Dipshits.

Not sure what's up with the person who always jumps in calling everyone "Hostile?" We're all hostile here. lol

August 12, 2012 8:16 AM

I think she finally put the bottle and the pipe down.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186582

FFS, how does this OP function on a day-to-day basis? Has there ever been a child in the history of the world who didn't get the shits at some point or another?

What a worthless, helpless POS this chick is.

Anonymous said...

141Anonymous said... 141 jeff has nothing to do with 2ps anymore. neither does kristina

August 12, 2012 9:13 AM

Yes they do LOL, otherwise, prove it!

LIES!! He's banging STJ.

Anonymous said...

No kidding, 160. Now she's asking what she should have said since people know her "retraction" is bullshit. To Snowsilver: Uh, how about you not post lies at all? Then you wouldn't have to backtrack, lie some more, and make yourself look like a frothing idiot. You knew it was BS before you posted it in the first place; you just wanted to cry boo-hoo about liberals.

Anonymous said...

And if it gets discussed enough it will show up in a Google search, which I suspect was the plan all along. Either by her or the "well-known photographer."

People don't bother to find out whether it's true, soon it will show up on a blog like MeGop's GatewayPundit.

Anonymous said...

From Elise the snake on the Mittens thread:

I actually agonized a bit over what to say. I thought I had done the mea culpa rather substantially and I also figured that I needed to do a full report over my source because nothing here ever seems simple.

I AM sorry I brought it here without checking it further. I had hoped I made that clear. I, personally, do not think that this has any legs at all after checking google. I certainly hope not after all the Palin family went through.

I will also say with some bitterness that trying to do the honorable thing on this forum never seems to work. No matter how hard you try to word your apology so that it is clear you truly are sorry, someone is going to rip it apart. I knew that before I posted, but I did it for my own self-respect.
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Bitch, please. It wasn't even an apology.

Honorable thing? You wouldn't know that if it smacked you in the face.

Your standards for self-respect must be exceedingly low if you can look yourself in the mirror after this latest little stunt of yours.

Anonymous said...

Oh, those poor Palins. :sniff: They have suffered so at the hands of liberal oppressors of Christianity! :sniff: (bullshitbullshitbullshit)

Anonymous said...

Why are the frothers bringing up Palin? Wasn't that 4 years ago now?

No one is supposed to bring up Bush b/c his term is over, so why doesn't that apply to Palin since her election is over?

Anonymous said...

It's "do as I say, not as I do," didn't you know that? Just like Sarah P thinks only abstinence should be taught in schools, but her immediate family is up to three out-of-wedlock pregnancies.

Anonymous said...

Because liberals were mean to her when she was stirring up hate. We were supposed to just not ask her what newspapers she read or about her foreign policy experience.

Oh, and we pointed out the irony of her abstinence only policies when she showed up with a pregnant teenage daughter.

Anonymous said...

2p's is back up so I read the bj thread and all I can say is WOW just WOW! If I had an anon I'd bump it. Who's Mrs. T's mother anyway?

Oh and you get embarrassed not "embarassed" ...dumbass edukatur!

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"I don't love giving bj's. I kind of think of it as a chore. I always nearly vomit because my gag reflex is ultra sensitive.

And since my mom hasn't been on 2Peas for a few months, I feel I can answer this without being embarassed."

Anonymous said...

Of course she doesn't love giving BJ's, sex for her is in the missionary position with the intent to procreate. Jeebus wouldn't have it any other way.

Anonymous said...

Romney and Ryan....Bubblehead and Pinhead

Anonymous said...

OMG...just re-read that sex thread...how the heck did I miss this GEM


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Posted: 12/12/2010 7:20:45 PM

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I've never seen one so that's why I ask.
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Ok, I'm just gonna ask. Why have you not seen one yet? How old are you? Are you just waiting for that special someone??



I've answered this before, I think. I'm 39. I've never dated and consequently have never had S*X or seen an adult penis.

Am I waiting for that special someone--hypothetically yes, I suppose. I've been asked out on dates twice (I was 17 and not allowed to date and then in my mid-twenties and well, I wasn't interested). Never again. I suppose I'm the sort of person that doesn't inspire those thoughts. I've also had issues with child abuse, so maybe I give off those vibes of unavailability. I dunno. I just don't get asked out. And, honestly, I've never come across a guy interesting enough to date.

Anonymous said...

I get really annoyed by grown adults that can't type out the word sex.

Anonymous said...

This politital crap is making my eyes roll back in my head.

Anonymous said...

Tyler's mother is Marie Starr or something like that.

Anonymous said...

Finally a mom with a normal relationship. Adult child goes to college and it's not a huge deal.

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186584

I'm in the boat that mine will be living at home through college because we live right near it. Fine, as long as they are not here until age 30!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186372

Thanks, I'm going to go rob your house now that I know you won't be home.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186372

If you're over the age of 4 don't count time in "sleeps".

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186514

It's kind of sad she needs so much space from her dh.

Anonymous said...

ha jinx you owe me a coke 179

Anonymous said...

And there's always someone who has to piss on your dream parade:

"Living long enough to see my children as adults."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186514

Anonymous said...

I get really annoyed by grown adults that can't type out the word sex.
August 12, 2012 4:15 PM

That kind of idiocy could be a major contributing factor in why she's never seen an adult penis or had sex.

She's beyond weird. I'll bet she masturbates more than a teenaged boy-isn't she the one that talks about all the erotica she reads and I want to say she's mentioned vibrators more than once or twice.

Anonymous said...

And there's always someone who has to piss on your dream parade:

"Living long enough to see my children as adults."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186514
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She's obviously fishing for attention a-la Ellapea, so I'm not going to ask there, but what's wrong with her? She never hit my radar before this.

Anonymous said...

I don't know either 185 and yes it seems like a shallow attempt to get hugs and attention.

Anonymous said...

185. She posted that she is young ( under 50) and thin and had a heart attack a few weeks ago.

Anonymous said...

Well that sucks for her and I hope she has many years left.

Anonymous said...

174 - I was just coming to comment on the same post! Never been on a date? Only asked out twice??? WTH is wrong with her?

Anonymous said...

If you're over the age of 4 don't count time in "sleeps".
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It's a canadian saying....one of those irritating ones

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186633

Oh STFU, Chicken Little. Please go away again, POE.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186636

Idiot

Anonymous said...

Oh, and to fully appreciate the intellectual power at play in 192's link, notice that her original thread title (the one that appears at the top of the page when you open it) asks "Who had the tune of LONDON'S anthem first?". She edited it to read "British's national anthem"...

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186372

If you're over the age of 4 don't count time in "sleeps".


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THANK YOU! I find this incredibly irritating as well!

Anonymous said...

Carey Ayn doesn't look anything like what I thought she would. She disses her weight so much that I expected someone very, very large. She doesn't look that heavy and she's pretty.

Carey, if you read this: Don't be so down on yourself.

Anonymous said...

Mrs T. dropping some knowledge:

"And it's 2012- the bicentennial anniversary of the War of 1812 which began in August that year... "

I never would have figured that out on my own. Thanks for that tidbit Mrs. T.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186636

Anonymous said...

British's national anthem"...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And this is just as bad.

I also cringed at "London's" national anthem.

But what the heck was in her OP, most of us missed it and now she deleted. Oh, and if she only joking, why the fuck did she go and delete it. Stupid cunt.,

Anonymous said...

She wanted to know which tune came first, the UK's God Save the King/Queen, or the USA's My Country 'tis of Thee. (For any of you Neanderthals out there who might not know, they're both sung to the same tune.)

Then when people started hassling her, she claimed it was a joke.

Didn't look like a joke to me.

Anonymous said...

And if it gets discussed enough it will show up in a Google search, which I suspect was the plan all along. Either by her or the "well-known photographer."

++++++

Then it will be all Obamas fault!

Anonymous said...

Carey Ayn doesn't look anything like what I thought she would. She disses her weight so much that I expected someone very, very large. She doesn't look that heavy and she's pretty.

Carey, if you read this: Don't be so down on yourself.
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Careyayn has recently lost a lot of weight, all the more striking with who she's sitting next to.

Anonymous said...

Good for Carey!

There are some seriously crabby looking people in that shot.

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