It's funny that a formerly unwed mother can see greater society in such black and white terms. ....................... That means she DIDN'T have an abortion. Damned if you do and damned if you don't. Have you forgotten that sweet baby j's mama didn't have a ring on her finger.
Here's something strange about Lauren's website, unless I'm losing my mind. Which could be true actually. But, I could swear that when I looked at it once before she mentioned helping people with drunk driving charges. I'm pretty sure about that because there were some comments here. But now I can't see that anywhere. Do you think she changed that because of us? ha! I thought she didn't care what anyone thought of her.
#8 here. Never mind, I found it. You have to click on the "profile link" that's found under the "attorney" section on the left. After you click twice then you see that she'll also defend "DWI" and "speeding, accidents, red lights".
We only buy canned tuna caught off the mouth of the Columbia River. ______________________________________
lol. How precious. It's not that I don't like some nice things myself every once in a while but really. I wonder if she eats it with achingly sharp cheddar.
We only buy canned tuna caught off the mouth of the Columbia River. ______________________________________
lol. How precious. It's not that I don't like some nice things myself every once in a while but really. I wonder if she eats it with achingly sharp cheddar. -------------- Win!
Lol #15 I was wondering the same thing. Cakediva disappeared while she was doing that long drive down to Disney. Now she's just come back to the board and now here is Jane who's reappeared.
busypea is the only pea that is guaranteed to get an eye roll from me every single time she posts. She is so painfully pea perfect it gives me eyeball spasms.
Lauren could post a thread about dryer lint and toenail clippings and she'd be guaranteed three pages and 2500+ views. She is AWESOME and the Pod LOVES her.
No kidding, #21. She is a cunt in real life but she gets all the esteem-boosting validation she needs on 2Ps. There is a gaggle of ass lickers there ready to stroke her ego, 24/7.
If busypea is so damn fancy, why is she getting cases of canned tuna? To make fancy tuna noodle casserole with organic cream of mushroom soup? Bitch, please.
Did you read about the liberal pastor who has come out to say that the hurricane that will hit Tampa during the RNC is God's wrath against the conservative right? What? No? That's because liberal clergy are not fucking morons.
meh I used to buy tuna from the tuna guys. It's canned and there is a huge difference between it and what you get from chicken of the sea.
A few years ago it was 80 bucks for 24 cans. The price has doubled so I buy our tuna from costco which is better then chicken of the sea but not as good as tuna guys.
well that IS stupid. if she's not posting it on the bukkit I don't fucking care. ************************************************* Quite the narrow view you have there, Sport! Way to go, brainiac.
When the playing field is level, Democrats will win nine out of ten times. Repuglicans only win because they lie, cheat and steal. It's true! Look it up!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=1167851 Wasn't 'hilarious' in 2005 and isn't 'hilarious now. Why is she bumping all these stupid old threads anyway?
The thought of actually going to read mariah's blog makes me all stabby. No way would I waste my time with her stupidity and cuntiness. =================================
If I was her knowing stalker spreadsheet bitches from the bukkit might go and read it, I'd never put anything important on a public blog either. Fuck me.
See comments #21 and #22. Lauren will NEVER leave and she will NEVER be kicked off. TPTB love her because she draws people to the pod like flies on shit.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=1167851 Wasn't 'hilarious' in 2005 and isn't 'hilarious now. Why is she bumping all these stupid old threads anyway? _________________________________________ Because she's a Dumb Ass
See comments #21 and #22. Lauren will NEVER leave and she will NEVER be kicked off. TPTB love her because she draws people to the pod like flies on shit. August 23, 2012 12:35 PM
Sad, but very true.
The only thing that would get L'Urine to leave would be if everyone ignored her vile, yeasty ass. But with all the crazy ass-kissers, it's never going to happen.
Nope 46. Death. Death is the only thing that will make her leave. So when she finally stops bullying everyone, we will know the wicked witch is actually dead.
I just can't believe after the whole Yvonne dead baby fiasco, she STILL is wishing harm to unborn pea babies and bringing up past pea infertility issues.
If I was her knowing stalker spreadsheet bitches from the bukkit might go and read it, I'd never put anything important on a public blog either. Fuck me. August 23, 2012 12:34 PM
Another sad but true for Mariah:
You are not important enough for even the psychos to bother with.
The comments about not wanting to read your blog were because of your general stupidity, bizarreness, and the overall thundercunt factor you've got going on.
I just can't believe after the whole Yvonne dead baby fiasco, she STILL is wishing harm to unborn pea babies and bringing up past pea infertility issues. ----------------- Don't forget all the taunts about dead mothers, and elderly mothers who live with pea daughters.
As far as believing that she's still wishing and threatening death on babies? Oh, I can. Because while so many stupid, simpering peas like NoSliver, newlywoods, et.al. have been parroting L'Urine's "she's changed" mantra, it has been painfully apparent from the beginning that she really is that mean and nasty.
Obama continues to lead Romney among key parts of his political base, including African Americans (94 percent to 0 percent)
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Remember back a few months ago, when Athena was all over the board saying Obama would lose the African-American vote because of his support for gay marriage?
Wrong again, bitch.
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1981 was the last time that twat was right about anything.
I find it really strange that Lauren uses the same photo from her professional website on a forum that has no relation to her work. I have my doubts that she is who she says she is. I'm thinking she's lifted Lauren Cohen the attorney's identity. It's difficult to try and understand that someone as professional as an attorney would be such a crazy bitch. She posted a photo once, was it at her Mom's birthday? and she looked nothing like that photo she has in her avatar - just saying !
40. Fucking GIVE IT UP! Go get a fucking life. Holy shit, do you seriously have NOTHING better to do than this? (and no you assholes, this isn't Lauren, come up with something better FFS)
40 here, and I am laughing my ass off at your hysteria, 57.
It took a whole 3 minutes for me to open a service ticket on Lauren, and even less than that for me to respond to follow-up questions from a Two Peas employee :)
That's a lot less time than you/Lauren spent poking the puppy yesterday.
56Anonymous said... 56 I find it really strange that Lauren uses the same photo from her professional website on a forum that has no relation to her work. I have my doubts that she is who she says she is. I'm thinking she's lifted Lauren Cohen the attorney's identity. It's difficult to try and understand that someone as professional as an attorney would be such a crazy bitch. She posted a photo once, was it at her Mom's birthday? and she looked nothing like that photo she has in her avatar - just saying --------------------------------------------- Look at the nonexistent lips and nasty teeth. The birthday pics are the same as Lowrent the attorney.
Lowrent posted pics of her sister, too. Her sister is far and away the better looking of the two, and their mom is attractive. I wonder if Lauren's outward unattractiveness is the source of her internal nastiness. It's gotta suck to know your sister got all the good looks in the family and you just got ugly teeth.
64, would, be, wrong, on, all, counts, but, thanks, for, playing, someone's, got, the, butthurt, because, no, one, gives, a, shit, about, Lauren's, whining, i, hope, the, bukkit, bans, her, yeasty, ass
Lauren's been very quiet for the last 24 hours. Let's see if we get a sudden influx of hateful spam since we know all the hatred Lauren walks around with has to be inflicted on others in order for her black soul to feel it's been a worthwhile day.
I'd be sad if I found out my grandma was an evil, vile c bag like Lauren. But Jackie probably already knows that.
Anyone made any progress with their Lauren service ticket?
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We should keep it up. A squeaky wheel gets the grease. Follow the evil hag around. She wants attention? Let's make sure she gets it from the TPTB. August 23, 2012 3:46 PM
It certainly isn't going to hurt to give it a try.
I'll go ahead and commit to opening a service ticket every time that vile bitch spews something nasty.
If all she's able to do is post fluff threads about Jackie and inane drivel like the penny floor, she'll scuttle off to someplace where she can spew the black bile. She is totally unable to go a day without kicking a kid or a puppy.
(Disclaimer: I don't know about that specific recipe)
It's common to add a bit of milk-moisten bread to lean ground meats like meatloaf, burgers and meatballs. It's called a panade and helps keep those items tender and moist. You don't add much and you can't taste the milk or bread (5 slices sounds like a lot unless shits doing a fuckton of meatballs).
#71, take a look at this thread also for some "barftastic" recipes. I had trouble getting past the very first one, a pasta salad that has 2 cups of mayonnaise, one cup of sugar, and one can of sweetened condensed milk. OMG. and gag.
That pasta salad recipe is so gross. My eyes were buggin' at the 1 c. of sugar, but when I got to the sweetened condensed milk, I almost lost my lunch.
a pasta salad that has 2 cups of mayonnaise, one cup of sugar, and one can of sweetened condensed milk. OMG
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oh jeezus, that is so gross. did she fuck up and mixed the ingredients for posta salad with the fudge bars recipe? it makes my teeth ache reading that.
Cameron Todd Willingham. His case--and the fact that Texas executed an innocent man and then refused to allow him to be posthumously exonerated--makes me sick. Rick Perry is a piece of shit and there's a special place in hell for him.
Here's a good article about him, for those who might be interested. I was anti-death penalty before I knew about him, but this article made me a militant.
82, 83, why don't you point that out in the thread then? Nobody has even asked the pro-death penalty peas how they feel about innocents being killed by mistake. Multiple have said fetus=innocent, murderer=guilty, and no one has said, what if murderer=not guilty?
^^^I forgot to include the link. Forgive me, I just scrubbed my grandmother's ancient kitchen floor. I'm dirty and dead tired now and it's after midnight. http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/09/07/090907fa_fact_grann
Thanks for the info, 72. I'm not a big meat eater, so I had no idea it might be a legitimate recipe. All I could think was somebody soaking Wonder Bread in milk, adding some spices and a little meat, and calling it a meatball.
64, would, be, wrong, on, all, counts, but, thanks, for, playing, someone's, got, the, butthurt, because, no, one, gives, a, shit, about, Lauren's, whining, i, hope, the, bukkit, bans, her, yeasty, ass
August 23, 2012 6:25 PM
I do believe you are the one who is butthurt here. Sadly you are looking more and more pathetic with talking to yourself constantly.
82, 83, why don't you point that out in the thread then? Nobody has even asked the pro-death penalty peas how they feel about innocents being killed by mistake. Multiple have said fetus=innocent, murderer=guilty, and no one has said, what if murderer=not guilty?
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Why bother? They'll just spout some argle bargle lame-assed justification.
They're not pro-life, they're fetus fetishists and forced-birthers.
64, would, be, wrong, on, all, counts, but, thanks, for, playing, someone's, got, the, butthurt, because, no, one, gives, a, shit, about, Lauren's, whining, i, hope, the, bukkit, bans, her, yeasty, ass
August 23, 2012 6:25 PM
I do believe you are the one who is butthurt here. Sadly you are looking more and more pathetic with talking to yourself constantly.
They're not pro-life, they're fetus fetishists and forced-birthers.
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They claim to want abortion outlawed because they assert embryo = person, abortion = murder.
Yet when you ask them probing questions like:
"You call it murder of an innocent life. Then should a women who obtains an abortion be charged with murder? And what should be the penalty? 20 years? Life? The death penalty (you so heartily endorse)?"
"If a woman is found to be seeking an illegal abortion, should she be incarcerated for the duration of her pregnancy as a preventative measure?"
"What should the consequences be for an American woman who travels to Canada (or Europe or some other place where it's legal) to obtain an abortion? If nothing, isn't that inequitable to women without the means to travel?"
Etc, etc.
Every.time. You'll be met with a dumbfounded look, then some blather about "OH! Well NO! The woman should just be counseled and supported!"
Thanks for the info, 72. I'm not a big meat eater, so I had no idea it might be a legitimate recipe. All I could think was somebody soaking Wonder Bread in milk, adding some spices and a little meat, and calling it a meatball.
OP that is a interesting recipe and sounds like it makes a lot! 2 boxes of pasta is pretty large. I love a cold pasta salad. TFS _____________________________________
Of course dodogshavebrains thinks this is a great idea. even if it tasted fanfreakingtastic there is no way I would make a pasta salad that called for a cup of mayo, sugar, and sweetened condensed milk. because eww.
2 cans Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup 2 cans Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup 2 cans Campbell's Cream of Celery soup 2 cans Campbell's Cheddar Cheese soup 2 (15 ounce) cans chicken broth 1 (15 ounce) can diced tomatoes 1 cup Pace medium picante salsa 1 (4.5 ounce) can Ortega green chiles 1 medium onion, chopped 4 cloves fresh garlic, minced 1 teaspoon red chile powder, more or less to your taste Salt and pepper to your taste 1/4 cup fresh, chopped cilantro 4 cooked chicken breasts, cut into ____________________________________
That pasta salad recipe is still making me sick to think about. I often make pasta salad with two boxes of pasta, like if my kids have friends over. That way there are leftovers also. And I guarantee that I don't use two cups of mayonnaise, never mind sugar and sweetened condensed milk. (puke) Some mayo, spices, cherry tomatoes, maybe celery, onions, chicken, depending on who's eating. That's it.
You are as entertaining as you are cunty :) ====================== Damn you're dumb. Who let Miss Argument back? Doesn't school start soon? Your Mommy shouldn't leave the blog open for you to read.
Riiight, now go ahead and make some dumbass comment. ASAP since you can't stay away from here and post non stop.
When a woman calls another woman cunty, it's because they are so butthurt and the only way they can think of a comeback is to resort to name calling. But hey, it's the blog so maybe being called a cunt is a compliment here.
Another mass shooting, this time at the Empire State Building. Too bad more people aren't armed. I'm sure that only 8 would have been killed, never mind that the fucking POLICE may have shot victims rather than the shooter. The average Pea and/or her DH/SO would have taken out three or four bad guys, easily. I'm just sure of it.
So that tortilla soup has 12 cans of stuff and one jar. It's got more cans o'crap than fresh ingredients. I'd hate to see the calorie/sodium/fat information.
Has anyone here been to the Surviving Infidelity website?
After years of hearing about it on Two Peas, I went to check it out a few weeks ago, (just out of curiosity). The stories on there are so heartbreaking. Strangely, the posters stories are unique yet similar. Now I find myself going back and checking every day to see updates. Many of the men and women are totally blindsided and others look back and see all the signs but ignored them. I think I need to wean myself from the website.
107Anonymous said... 107 When a woman calls another woman cunty, it's because they are so butthurt and the only way they can think of a comeback is to resort to name calling. But hey, it's the blog so maybe being called a cunt is a compliment here.
August 24, 2012 8:18 AM
Agreed! The talking to herself is embarrassing too.
The folding chairs aren't that big of a deal but really jeans? At least put on some khakis.
The *first* thing I said when I opened her thread was 'is he wearing jeans?!?!!?!?' She has on a lovely dress and he's wearing jeans. And I'm hugely distracted by the big red circly-thing on the one shoulder dress on what I assume is Gina.
ok, the torilla soup HAS to be joke right? __________________________________________ I've made tortilla soup with out all that crap in it...creme of crap
I survived infertility and infertility's revenge was my kids growing into moody sassy teenagers. You never think of the teen years when you want a baby.
I wonder if people who throw hissy fits in stores realize they just embarrass themselves; they don't hurt the store. She'll probably be back at that Michael's soon anyway.
I wonder if people who throw hissy fits in stores realize they just embarrass themselves; they don't hurt the store. She'll probably be back at that Michael's soon anyway
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Yeah - I hate it when people berate the minimum wage clerks and act like they have so much more power than they actually do.
If she cared that much, she should have addressed the manager.
Douchebag, cashier and I would be spending quality time w/the manager. ------------------------------------------------ Oh really, Your Highness? How do you think you could make this happen?
If it had been me I would have let Mr. So-Important buy his model paint, roll my eyes with the cashier after he left and moved on with my purchase. How is it any better to bitch and moan when someone cuts you to the point of STILL holding up the line?
Some people are jerks out there, that doesn't mean you have to be a jerk right back.
I don't believe a single word of what she says the guy in Michaels said. She got in a snit about being cut in line and made up a highly embellished story to get a PVM.
Lots of ass kissery happening on the Ginacivey wedding thread. Really? Her son couldn't wear slacks, and couldn't smile? It looks like the bride's daddy might be standing behind the photographer with a shotgun pointed at Ginacivey Jr's head.
"Darcy Collins is full of shit - who the fuck takes a 7 year old to Africa"
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Um, I didn't take my kids to Africa, but they both went to SE Asia for the first time before they were three! We went to Europe when they were 7 and 10. They've been to Asia so many times I've lost track; the same with the Caribbean and Mexico. When they travel frequently from an early age they learn to enjoy it and behave themselves.
the peas love to be filled with righteous indignation over stupid things like line cutting at the cashier. They put all their energy towards being outraged over those important things. No wonder they're all so ignorant and fat. Well, their cooking also contributes to the fatness.
Darcy Collins has been a strange bitch from day one. What kind of name is Darcy? It sounds so juvenile. I wouldn't ever take anyone serious with that name.
That michaels hair flip thread is funny. The best part is the peas all agreeing that the cashier should walk over and lead the next customer over to the check out. The minimum wage cashier really doesn't give a fuck who checks out when. The concept of customer service is lost on these entitled bitches. You want good customer service? STOP BUYING CHEAP SHIT AT MICHAELS AND TARGET AND WALMART. You fucking get what you pay for, you cheap fucks. Good customer service is at places that PAY for good help.
170, did you see georgia pea had a similar story that took place at the DOLLAR STORE? She is so disappointed in their poor customer service. Seriously? What can go wrong at that store? Can't argue about prices, everything's crap so you can't complain it's damaged...
Eh. I definitely shop at higher end stores when I can.
Groceries and day-to-day shit like paper towels and Clorox can only attain a certain level of class. Since I don't have a Jeeves the butler to send out for the lowly sundries, I've got to hold my nose and mingle with the dirty commonfolk once in a while.
It's not asking too much for some decent customer service at a grocery store or target type store. Even those distasteful little minimum-wage chippies can learn some common-sense customer service skills.
*My post is full of sarcasm for those who are unable to sense that on their own.
Another pea home with way too much stuff in it. OP, want to know why you can't make anything work? You've got too much clutter in your living room. It's like biochemipea's, only with small items, not craploads of furniture.
"Rail against the ignorance of the average American voter"
How about you apparently non-ignorant voters who'll acknowledge and deplore these idiot, batshit crazy politicians, yet still vote for them solely because they're against reproductive rights?
Right...she rants on that thread about not blaming the politicians but the apparently uneducated voters that voted them in. What the moron doesn't realize is that those asshole politicians are MAKING IT so that voters stay uneducated. Dumb twat.
Lots of ass kissery happening on the Ginacivey wedding thread. Really? Her son couldn't wear slacks, and couldn't smile? It looks like the bride's daddy might be standing behind the photographer with a shotgun pointed at Ginacivey Jr's head. ............... The groom looks as if he'd rather be somewhere else.
WTF that freebird wants to build a chapel in her sideyard. Okaaaaaaaaay. That's pretty much the weirdest thing I've heard. She's such an attention-whore.
Darcy Collins has been a strange bitch from day one. What kind of name is Darcy? It sounds so juvenile. I wouldn't ever take anyone serious with that name.
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It's a Jane Austen pseudonym. Combo of Mr. Darcy and Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice.
Lynlam is such an idiot. It amuses me that she thinks SHE is the one with all the knowledge and facts and people like SarahH and Maureen are uninformed and stupid.
Unfortunately, my amusement is brief then it turns to fear, because there are so many more just like her.
I'm sure her purpose is twofold. She gets to call out JBeans for posting "FFS" and she may get to see a pea-fight when someone takes offense to being called out for their overuse of a phrase, emoticon or abbreviation.
No one is playing her game correctly, they're only using themselves as examples, which fails to stir up drama.
The reasonable peas are doing a wonderful job of shutting down the crazy frothers on that Republicans humiliating themselves thread.
The spittle is flying from lynlam and her flying monkeys (greenjeans, etc), and the the sane peas are calmly shutting them down and making them look stupid.
Lynlam, like Victoria, probably thinks her screaming and spitting makes her "cute." And feels very educated using the term Marxist. It means whatever she wants it to mean! So THERE!
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Thank you, Jane! Now I can delete the new thing. I'm sorry we got so wonky about our guilty pleasure.
Thanks, Jane!
Some of us got cranky when it seemed like we'd have to put the Cheetos down and scroll.
No worries, Jane. Thanks for the new space.
Thanks Jane!
Thank you, Jane. I like a nice, new, clean space. LOL
It's funny that a formerly unwed mother can see greater society in such black and white terms.
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That means she DIDN'T have an abortion. Damned if you do and damned if you don't. Have you forgotten that sweet baby j's mama didn't have a ring on her finger.
Here's something strange about Lauren's website, unless I'm losing my mind. Which could be true actually. But, I could swear that when I looked at it once before she mentioned helping people with drunk driving charges. I'm pretty sure about that because there were some comments here. But now I can't see that anywhere. Do you think she changed that because of us? ha! I thought she didn't care what anyone thought of her.
#8 here. Never mind, I found it. You have to click on the "profile link" that's found under the "attorney" section on the left. After you click twice then you see that she'll also defend "DWI" and "speeding, accidents, red lights".
We only buy canned tuna caught off the mouth of the Columbia River.
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lol. How precious. It's not that I don't like some nice things myself every once in a while but really. I wonder if she eats it with achingly sharp cheddar.
Thanks, Jane. Glad you're okay.
Fuck. 'bout time.
We only buy canned tuna caught off the mouth of the Columbia River.
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lol. How precious. It's not that I don't like some nice things myself every once in a while but really. I wonder if she eats it with achingly sharp cheddar.
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Win!
hmmm, maybe busypea is Tree Lover's new alter. TL has been conspicuously absent for a while.
Dear god, Jane. Please tell us you're not cakediva.
Lol #15 I was wondering the same thing. Cakediva disappeared while she was doing that long drive down to Disney. Now she's just come back to the board and now here is Jane who's reappeared.
14, you'd be wrong. Busypea has been trying too hard at the bucket for a long long time.
busypea is the only pea that is guaranteed to get an eye roll from me every single time she posts. She is so painfully pea perfect it gives me eyeball spasms.
Busypea is so very very far from perfection.
I made the mistake of going to Mariah2's blog the other day. She rambled on for-ev-er about justifying her purchase of new clothes.
I promptly closed my laptop and beat myself over the head with it for being so stupid to think I'd be able to find anything entertaining on her blog.
Lauren could post a thread about dryer lint and toenail clippings and she'd be guaranteed three pages and 2500+ views. She is AWESOME and the Pod LOVES her.
No kidding, #21. She is a cunt in real life but she gets all the esteem-boosting validation she needs on 2Ps. There is a gaggle of ass lickers there ready to stroke her ego, 24/7.
Yes, 22 that's why she'll never leave. She has finally found a place with people who are even more desperate for validation than she is.
And as for the questions about NY state on that racism thread, DUH. It's L'Urine's stomping ground.
If peas like Typus are TRULY pro-life, they'd be against the death penalty, war and pro-universal health care.
Anything else is pretzel logic. Period.
If busypea is so damn fancy, why is she getting cases of canned tuna? To make fancy tuna noodle casserole with organic cream of mushroom soup? Bitch, please.
If busypea is paying $6.25 for a can of tuna, she's a fucking moron and someone saw her coming a mile away. It's CANNED TUNA, FFS.
Did you read about the liberal pastor who has come out to say that the hurricane that will hit Tampa during the RNC is God's wrath against the conservative right? What? No? That's because liberal clergy are not fucking morons.
meh I used to buy tuna from the tuna guys. It's canned and there is a huge difference between it and what you get from chicken of the sea.
A few years ago it was 80 bucks for 24 cans. The price has doubled so I buy our tuna from costco which is better then chicken of the sea but not as good as tuna guys.
http://www.tunaguys.net/dda/b/tg/build.asp?page=Home
If you can afford it, it's awesome.
It isn't the cost of the tuna or the quality of it, it is the way she comes off when she talks about it.
I promptly closed my laptop and beat myself over the head with it for being so stupid to think I'd be able to find anything entertaining on her blog.
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well that IS stupid. if she's not posting it on the bukkit I don't fucking care.
well that IS stupid. if she's not posting it on the bukkit I don't fucking care.
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Quite the narrow view you have there, Sport! Way to go, brainiac.
When the playing field is level, Democrats will win nine out of ten times. Repuglicans only win because they lie, cheat and steal. It's true! Look it up!
The thought of actually going to read mariah's blog makes me all stabby. No way would I waste my time with her stupidity and cuntiness.
Cake Diva! You're back! How was your trip to Disney with the family?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3188611
35, at least they kept the brownnosing off NSBR. Did you see the recent MM callout that made little sense and was absolute asskissing?
The thought of actually going to read mariah's blog makes me all stabby. No way would I waste my time with her stupidity and cuntiness.
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Ok I bit. went to look, all I saw was beach pictures. Damn now I want to go lay on a beach. FUCK.
Thanks Jane! Glad you're ok!! Life does happen!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=1167851
Wasn't 'hilarious' in 2005 and isn't 'hilarious now.
Why is she bumping all these stupid old threads anyway?
Anyone made any progress with their Lauren service ticket?
The thought of actually going to read mariah's blog makes me all stabby. No way would I waste my time with her stupidity and cuntiness.
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If I was her knowing stalker spreadsheet bitches from the bukkit might go and read it, I'd never put anything important on a public blog either. Fuck me.
Kendra loves Mariah's blog.
LOVES it.
See comments #21 and #22. Lauren will NEVER leave and she will NEVER be kicked off. TPTB love her because she draws people to the pod like flies on shit.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=1167851
Wasn't 'hilarious' in 2005 and isn't 'hilarious now.
Why is she bumping all these stupid old threads anyway?
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Because she's a Dumb Ass
What ever happened to Fern? Did she ever pass the bar exam in California? And what about PDR? Is she now on the pod as Trollie? BM?
See comments #21 and #22. Lauren will NEVER leave and she will NEVER be kicked off. TPTB love her because she draws people to the pod like flies on shit.
August 23, 2012 12:35 PM
Sad, but very true.
The only thing that would get L'Urine to leave would be if everyone ignored her vile, yeasty ass. But with all the crazy ass-kissers, it's never going to happen.
I really hope that Jane's not CakeDiva.
Nope 46. Death. Death is the only thing that will make her leave. So when she finally stops bullying everyone, we will know the wicked witch is actually dead.
I just can't believe after the whole Yvonne dead baby fiasco, she STILL is wishing harm to unborn pea babies and bringing up past pea infertility issues.
That's one fucked up cunt.
If I was her knowing stalker spreadsheet bitches from the bukkit might go and read it, I'd never put anything important on a public blog either. Fuck me.
August 23, 2012 12:34 PM
Another sad but true for Mariah:
You are not important enough for even the psychos to bother with.
The comments about not wanting to read your blog were because of your general stupidity, bizarreness, and the overall thundercunt factor you've got going on.
I just can't believe after the whole Yvonne dead baby fiasco, she STILL is wishing harm to unborn pea babies and bringing up past pea infertility issues.
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Don't forget all the taunts about dead mothers, and elderly mothers who live with pea daughters.
As far as believing that she's still wishing and threatening death on babies? Oh, I can. Because while so many stupid, simpering peas like NoSliver, newlywoods, et.al. have been parroting L'Urine's "she's changed" mantra, it has been painfully apparent from the beginning that she really is that mean and nasty.
I'll bet Lowrent is starting to gain weight again. She'll be back to her "fighting weight" of 240 pounds within three years. Sucker!!!
Obama continues to lead Romney among key parts of his political base, including African Americans (94 percent to 0 percent)
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Remember back a few months ago, when Athena was all over the board saying Obama would lose the African-American vote because of his support for gay marriage?
Wrong again, bitch.
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1981 was the last time that twat was right about anything.
0%? LMAO!!!
1981 was the last time that twat was right about anything.
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Was that the year she picked the neon lime green leg-warmers instead of the black parachute pants?
I had a pair of black parachute pants back in 83 they were awesome.
I find it really strange that Lauren uses the same photo from her professional website on a forum that has no relation to her work.
I have my doubts that she is who she says she is. I'm thinking she's lifted Lauren Cohen the attorney's identity. It's difficult to try and understand that someone as professional as an attorney would be such a crazy bitch.
She posted a photo once, was it at her Mom's birthday? and she looked nothing like that photo she has in her avatar - just saying !
40. Fucking GIVE IT UP! Go get a fucking life. Holy shit, do you seriously have NOTHING better to do than this? (and no you assholes, this isn't Lauren, come up with something better FFS)
Anyone made any progress with their Lauren service ticket?
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We should keep it up. A squeaky wheel gets the grease. Follow the evil hag around. She wants attention? Let's make sure she gets it from the TPTB.
LMAO @ 57. Don't stroke out, honey.
Kendra loves neon green leg warmers. She wears them with no pants, while enjoying achingly sharp cheddar, and reading mariah's blog.
Well 57, you can come up with something better, then do it. Bitch.
40 here, and I am laughing my ass off at your hysteria, 57.
It took a whole 3 minutes for me to open a service ticket on Lauren, and even less than that for me to respond to follow-up questions from a Two Peas employee :)
That's a lot less time than you/Lauren spent poking the puppy yesterday.
Priorities, right?
56Anonymous said... 56 I find it really strange that Lauren uses the same photo from her professional website on a forum that has no relation to her work.
I have my doubts that she is who she says she is. I'm thinking she's lifted Lauren Cohen the attorney's identity. It's difficult to try and understand that someone as professional as an attorney would be such a crazy bitch.
She posted a photo once, was it at her Mom's birthday? and she looked nothing like that photo she has in her avatar - just saying
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Look at the nonexistent lips and nasty teeth. The birthday pics are the same as Lowrent the attorney.
Lowrent posted pics of her sister, too. Her sister is far and away the better looking of the two, and their mom is attractive. I wonder if Lauren's outward unattractiveness is the source of her internal nastiness. It's gotta suck to know your sister got all the good looks in the family and you just got ugly teeth.
,59, ,61, ,&, ,62, = ,same, ,person,
Prove it 64 or STFU.
,59, ,61, ,&, ,62, = ,same, ,person,
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64, would, be, wrong, on, all, counts, but, thanks, for, playing, someone's, got, the, butthurt, because, no, one, gives, a, shit, about, Lauren's, whining, i, hope, the, bukkit, bans, her, yeasty, ass
I just love when the blog bitches argue amongst themselves! LMAO!!
Lauren's been very quiet for the last 24 hours. Let's see if we get a sudden influx of hateful spam since we know all the hatred Lauren walks around with has to be inflicted on others in order for her black soul to feel it's been a worthwhile day.
I'd be sad if I found out my grandma was an evil, vile c bag like Lauren. But Jackie probably already knows that.
Anyone made any progress with their Lauren service ticket?
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We should keep it up. A squeaky wheel gets the grease. Follow the evil hag around. She wants attention? Let's make sure she gets it from the TPTB.
August 23, 2012 3:46 PM
It certainly isn't going to hurt to give it a try.
I'll go ahead and commit to opening a service ticket every time that vile bitch spews something nasty.
Hell yes.
If all she's able to do is post fluff threads about Jackie and inane drivel like the penny floor, she'll scuttle off to someplace where she can spew the black bile. She is totally unable to go a day without kicking a kid or a puppy.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188699
Only a pea meatball recipe would call for five slices of white bread soaked in milk. That sounds absolutely barftastic.
five slices of white bread soaked in milk
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(Disclaimer: I don't know about that specific recipe)
It's common to add a bit of milk-moisten bread to lean ground meats like meatloaf, burgers and meatballs. It's called a panade and helps keep those items tender and moist. You don't add much and you can't taste the milk or bread (5 slices sounds like a lot unless shits doing a fuckton of meatballs).
Give it a try sometime, it works.
shits = she's
lol
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=2989332
#71, take a look at this thread also for some "barftastic" recipes. I had trouble getting past the very first one, a pasta salad that has 2 cups of mayonnaise, one cup of sugar, and one can of sweetened condensed milk. OMG. and gag.
My service tickets are getting paid attention to!
75: Mine, too....
That pasta salad recipe is so gross. My eyes were buggin' at the 1 c. of sugar, but when I got to the sweetened condensed milk, I almost lost my lunch.
that recipe thread . . . I wanted to start some shit and ask AKathy for her "super-secret" caramel recipe. heh.
a pasta salad that has 2 cups of mayonnaise, one cup of sugar, and one can of sweetened condensed milk. OMG
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oh jeezus, that is so gross. did she fuck up and mixed the ingredients for posta salad with the fudge bars recipe? it makes my teeth ache reading that.
you're kidding. that's just effin' gross.
hm, L'Urine's ramping up on the pro-life thread.
And talking to herself (BM) again.
A whole lot of smug on the "pro-life" thread. None of the conservatives get the shivers from innocent people on death row being cleared by DNA.
Or the case in Texas with that railroaded guy who was executed. (His name was Bellingham, I think.) Or putting retarded people to death.
Gotta love "Pro-life" hypocrisy. They get to decide whose live is worth keeping.
Cameron Todd Willingham. His case--and the fact that Texas executed an innocent man and then refused to allow him to be posthumously exonerated--makes me sick. Rick Perry is a piece of shit and there's a special place in hell for him.
And Todd Willingham is only a drop in the bucket.
Here's a good article about him, for those who might be interested. I was anti-death penalty before I knew about him, but this article made me a militant.
82, 83, why don't you point that out in the thread then? Nobody has even asked the pro-death penalty peas how they feel about innocents being killed by mistake. Multiple have said fetus=innocent, murderer=guilty, and no one has said, what if murderer=not guilty?
^^^I forgot to include the link. Forgive me, I just scrubbed my grandmother's ancient kitchen floor. I'm dirty and dead tired now and it's after midnight. http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/09/07/090907fa_fact_grann
I don't engage the peas, 85. I understand your point, but they annoy me so much I don't get involved with them on the issues. Only lightweight stuff.
good strategy 87. would it be 'lightweight' to tell them their recipes are barftastic?
Willingham! Thank you, 83!
Bringing up innocent people on death row, or the mentally incapacitated would evoke two responses from the Peas.
1) Silence
2) Indifference, with a "he must have done SOMETHING implication."
The New Yorker article is a must read. It's long, but worth it.
88, you'd probably bring hell on yourself if you told the Gourmet Chef Peas that their recipes are nasty. But I'd love to see someone do it. :D
Thanks for the info, 72. I'm not a big meat eater, so I had no idea it might be a legitimate recipe. All I could think was somebody soaking Wonder Bread in milk, adding some spices and a little meat, and calling it a meatball.
Good grief. This chick sounds like a teenager, making 50 bazillion posts on how broken hearted she is.
I see visions of BriannaJill, FFS. @@
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188695
66Anonymous said... 66 ,59, ,61, ,&, ,62, = ,same, ,person,
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64, would, be, wrong, on, all, counts, but, thanks, for, playing, someone's, got, the, butthurt, because, no, one, gives, a, shit, about, Lauren's, whining, i, hope, the, bukkit, bans, her, yeasty, ass
August 23, 2012 6:25 PM
I do believe you are the one who is butthurt here. Sadly you are looking more and more pathetic with talking to yourself constantly.
/tsktsk
82, 83, why don't you point that out in the thread then? Nobody has even asked the pro-death penalty peas how they feel about innocents being killed by mistake. Multiple have said fetus=innocent, murderer=guilty, and no one has said, what if murderer=not guilty?
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Why bother? They'll just spout some argle bargle lame-assed justification.
They're not pro-life, they're fetus fetishists and forced-birthers.
66Anonymous said... 66 ,59, ,61, ,&, ,62, = ,same, ,person,
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64, would, be, wrong, on, all, counts, but, thanks, for, playing, someone's, got, the, butthurt, because, no, one, gives, a, shit, about, Lauren's, whining, i, hope, the, bukkit, bans, her, yeasty, ass
August 23, 2012 6:25 PM
I do believe you are the one who is butthurt here. Sadly you are looking more and more pathetic with talking to yourself constantly.
/tsktsk
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Once again: LMFAO!
You are as entertaining as you are cunty :)
They're not pro-life, they're fetus fetishists and forced-birthers.
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They claim to want abortion outlawed because they assert embryo = person, abortion = murder.
Yet when you ask them probing questions like:
"You call it murder of an innocent life. Then should a women who obtains an abortion be charged with murder? And what should be the penalty? 20 years? Life? The death penalty (you so heartily endorse)?"
"If a woman is found to be seeking an illegal abortion, should she be incarcerated for the duration of her pregnancy as a preventative measure?"
"What should the consequences be for an American woman who travels to Canada (or Europe or some other place where it's legal) to obtain an abortion? If nothing, isn't that inequitable to women without the means to travel?"
Etc, etc.
Every.time. You'll be met with a dumbfounded look, then some blather about "OH! Well NO! The woman should just be counseled and supported!"
Then it ain't MURDER, dipshit.
Thanks for the info, 72. I'm not a big meat eater, so I had no idea it might be a legitimate recipe. All I could think was somebody soaking Wonder Bread in milk, adding some spices and a little meat, and calling it a meatball.
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No prob! I learned it on America's Test Kitchen.
And what should be the penalty? 20 years? Life? The death penalty (you so heartily endorse)?"
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The perfect wingtard world: where women are put to death for murdering their precious embryos.
OP that is a interesting recipe and sounds like it makes a lot! 2 boxes of pasta is pretty large. I love a cold pasta salad. TFS
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Of course dodogshavebrains thinks this is a great idea.
even if it tasted fanfreakingtastic there is no way I would make a pasta salad that called for a cup of mayo, sugar, and sweetened condensed milk. because eww.
Chicken Tortilla Soup
2 cans Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
2 cans Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup
2 cans Campbell's Cream of Celery soup
2 cans Campbell's Cheddar Cheese soup
2 (15 ounce) cans chicken broth
1 (15 ounce) can diced tomatoes
1 cup Pace medium picante salsa
1 (4.5 ounce) can Ortega green chiles
1 medium onion, chopped
4 cloves fresh garlic, minced
1 teaspoon red chile powder, more or less to your taste
Salt and pepper to your taste
1/4 cup fresh, chopped cilantro
4 cooked chicken breasts, cut into
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eek.
So, Lauren, is "/tsktsk" what you write when your precious eyeroll emoticon is unavailable? Are you getting fat again?
I'd like to try the Bubble Up Pizza. LOL!!! I don't think Twopeas is the ideal place for recipes or cookbooks.
That pasta salad recipe is still making me sick to think about. I often make pasta salad with two boxes of pasta, like if my kids have friends over. That way there are leftovers also. And I guarantee that I don't use two cups of mayonnaise, never mind sugar and sweetened condensed milk. (puke) Some mayo, spices, cherry tomatoes, maybe celery, onions, chicken, depending on who's eating. That's it.
And "eek" is right for that tortilla soup!
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188769
Is this peatard serious, really? She can't figure this out all by herself? It amazes me anybody can be this stupid.
Once again: LMFAO!
You are as entertaining as you are cunty :)
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Damn you're dumb. Who let Miss Argument back?
Doesn't school start soon? Your Mommy shouldn't leave the blog open for you to read.
Riiight, now go ahead and make some dumbass comment. ASAP since you can't stay away from here and post non stop.
Time for you to take a break there kiddo.
When a woman calls another woman cunty, it's because they are so butthurt and the only way they can think of a comeback is to resort to name calling. But hey, it's the blog so maybe being called a cunt is a compliment here.
Isn't this common sense?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188711
Is that tortilla soup recipe for real???
8 cans of cream of soup? 8? It's got to have the consistency of glop.
Who would serve that to their family? Who would eat that?
*shudder*
Another mass shooting, this time at the Empire State Building. Too bad more people aren't armed. I'm sure that only 8 would have been killed, never mind that the fucking POLICE may have shot victims rather than the shooter. The average Pea and/or her DH/SO would have taken out three or four bad guys, easily. I'm just sure of it.
101-Eek is right! How is that even tortilla soup? Tortilla soup is made with broth not cream based soups. Why do people always fuck up a good thing?
For some redneck sacks of shit, nothing is "good" until it has a pound of margarine and a can of squirt cheese on it.
NRA: Ensuring that every crazy and/or angry person in the USA is well-armed.
Profits, baby!
Waiting to find out which "well-regulated militia" (per the constitution) the shooter belonged to.
ok, the torilla soup HAS to be joke right?
mind you, I thought the pasta salad was a mix up, so who the fuck knows.
Can you imagine some of the pea pot lucks and family gatherings....eeeww....no wonder there's so many fat fucks around.
BREAKING NEWS:
"Nation Celebrates Full Week Without Deadly Mass Shooting"
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UPDATE:
"Never Mind."
So that tortilla soup has 12 cans of stuff and one jar. It's got more cans o'crap than fresh ingredients. I'd hate to see the calorie/sodium/fat information.
OMG Gina's son got married, and it was in their backyard. With folding chairs. Klassy.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188812
for # 118
106 - The only way you would know they are here non-stop is if you are also here all the time.
She isn't the only one who needs to take a break.
The folding chairs aren't that big of a deal but really jeans? At least put on some khakis.
Has anyone here been to the Surviving Infidelity website?
After years of hearing about it on Two Peas, I went to check it out a few weeks ago, (just out of curiosity). The stories on there are so heartbreaking. Strangely, the posters stories are unique yet similar. Now I find myself going back and checking every day to see updates. Many of the men and women are totally blindsided and others look back and see all the signs but ignored them. I think I need to wean myself from the website.
What's the link 122?
107Anonymous said... 107 When a woman calls another woman cunty, it's because they are so butthurt and the only way they can think of a comeback is to resort to name calling. But hey, it's the blog so maybe being called a cunt is a compliment here.
August 24, 2012 8:18 AM
Agreed! The talking to herself is embarrassing too.
120Anonymous said... 120 106 - The only way you would know they are here non-stop is if you are also here all the time.
She isn't the only one who needs to take a break.
August 24, 2012 10:12 AM
Time stamps my dear, time stamps.
nice pool table gina
121 Anonymous said...
The folding chairs aren't that big of a deal but really jeans? At least put on some khakis.
The *first* thing I said when I opened her thread was 'is he wearing jeans?!?!!?!?' She has on a lovely dress and he's wearing jeans. And I'm hugely distracted by the big red circly-thing on the one shoulder dress on what I assume is Gina.
I love these bitches who are so sure that someone is talking to themselves or posting too much.
What crystal ball are you using that helps you determine which anonymous posts belong to whom?
ok, the torilla soup HAS to be joke right?
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I've made tortilla soup with out all that crap in it...creme of crap
128: Maybe Jane is outting them? LOL
127 Anonymous said... And I'm hugely distracted by the big red circly-thing on the one shoulder dress on what I assume is Gina.
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haha that circle sure does draw attention to her boob. Jeans and a short sleeve white work shirt, not what I expected for the groom.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188800
No wonder she's got medical problems.
Darcy Collins is full of shit - who the fuck takes a 7 year old to Africa
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3188794
123- survivinginfidelity.com
132Anonymous said... 132 https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188800
No wonder she's got medical problems.
August 24, 2012 12:08 PM
I'm sure getting shot in the eye doesn't have anythingggg to do with her medical problems!
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http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188840
Any bets on how long it'll be before Skybarf and the others chime in? Abortion isn't mentioned, so Typhus might sit this one out.
The excuses on that thread are LAME.
Yet there are lots of people - Asslan and Nightowl I'm looking at you - will deliberately vote for someone like this idiot.
annnnnnd trump - I mean Romney - goes full birther dog whistle.
Screw Mitt’s birth certificate.
I want to see his tax returns from 1999 to 2009.
I think that the Surviving Infertility website is silly. Just saw a bunch of angry people wanting revenge. No thanks.
I want revenge for surviving infertility.
I survived infertility and infertility's revenge was my kids growing into moody sassy teenagers. You never think of the teen years when you want a baby.
I'd like to try the Bubble Up Pizza. LOL!!! I don't think Twopeas is the ideal place for recipes or cookbook
Lucky me! I think I have a bottle of Ragu and some Pillsbury Rolls in the fridge! :P
Thanks 134!
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188861
I wonder if people who throw hissy fits in stores realize they just embarrass themselves; they don't hurt the store. She'll probably be back at that Michael's soon anyway.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188861
I wonder if people who throw hissy fits in stores realize they just embarrass themselves; they don't hurt the store. She'll probably be back at that Michael's soon anyway
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Yeah - I hate it when people berate the minimum wage clerks and act like they have so much more power than they actually do.
If she cared that much, she should have addressed the manager.
https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188816
This makes no sense, she says she's to lazy to google but it takes more effort to create a post on the pod then to google her dumbass question.
127 Anonymous said... And I'm hugely distracted by the big red circly-thing on the one shoulder dress on what I assume is Gina.
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You mean the Iron Man dress?
Douchebag, cashier and I would be spending quality time w/the manager.
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Oh really, Your Highness? How do you think you could make this happen?
The arrogance of some people just blows my mind.
I-hairflipped-at-Michael's thread.
If it had been me I would have let Mr. So-Important buy his model paint, roll my eyes with the cashier after he left and moved on with my purchase. How is it any better to bitch and moan when someone cuts you to the point of STILL holding up the line?
Some people are jerks out there, that doesn't mean you have to be a jerk right back.
And the crickets start chirping when the non-frothers insist on discussing actual issues instead of playing the blame-the-other-party game.
NightowlCrapper and DarcyCollins came off looking extra foolish.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188840
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I don't believe a single word of what she says the guy in Michaels said. She got in a snit about being cut in line and made up a highly embellished story to get a PVM.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188883
wtf is edgy coolness talking about?
Lots of ass kissery happening on the Ginacivey wedding thread. Really? Her son couldn't wear slacks, and couldn't smile? It looks like the bride's daddy might be standing behind the photographer with a shotgun pointed at Ginacivey Jr's head.
"Darcy Collins is full of shit - who the fuck takes a 7 year old to Africa"
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Um, I didn't take my kids to Africa, but they both went to SE Asia for the first time before they were three! We went to Europe when they were 7 and 10. They've been to Asia so many times I've lost track; the same with the Caribbean and Mexico. When they travel frequently from an early age they learn to enjoy it and behave themselves.
I want to point out that the thread on the Empire State Bldg shooting has already surpassed the thread about the Sikh Temple shooting.
White Supremacists killing innocent people in their place of worship is just not worthy of discussion in Pealand.
Truthfully, I think the main reason it wasn't discussed is because it proved everything that memo/report they were all so outraged about, was correct.
what the fuck are you talking about 152 - what actual issues - oooh some dumbfuck from tennessee is a moron - shocking
the peas love to be filled with righteous indignation over stupid things like line cutting at the cashier. They put all their energy towards being outraged over those important things. No wonder they're all so ignorant and fat.
Well, their cooking also contributes to the fatness.
157 your kids hate traveling all over the world
what the fuck are you talking about 152 - what actual issues - oooh some dumbfuck from tennessee is a moron - shocking
August 24, 2012 6:45 PM
I'm truly sorry that you're so stupid.
"I hairflip out of stores all.the.time." peasful1
Guess she's not so "peasful" huh.
From the michaels hair flip thread.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188279
WTF is this dumbass talking about? She wants someone to ask, doesn't she? What a dumbass.
"NightowlCrapper and DarcyCollins came off looking extra foolish. "
You can't really put Darcy in Nightcrappers category - I kind of like the bitch
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188279
wtf is this drivel about
Darcy Collins has been a strange bitch from day one. What kind of name is Darcy? It sounds so juvenile. I wouldn't ever take anyone serious with that name.
Wellness discussion? "A way to help any pain or ailment?" It sounds like a scam waiting to happen--MLM?
Nightowl must be getting up there in Skybar age. She's been losing it lately.
That michaels hair flip thread is funny. The best part is the peas all agreeing that the cashier should walk over and lead the next customer over to the check out. The minimum wage cashier really doesn't give a fuck who checks out when. The concept of customer service is lost on these entitled bitches. You want good customer service? STOP BUYING CHEAP SHIT AT MICHAELS AND TARGET AND WALMART. You fucking get what you pay for, you cheap fucks. Good customer service is at places that PAY for good help.
170, did you see georgia pea had a similar story that took place at the DOLLAR STORE? She is so disappointed in their poor customer service. Seriously? What can go wrong at that store? Can't argue about prices, everything's crap so you can't complain it's damaged...
Eh. I definitely shop at higher end stores when I can.
Groceries and day-to-day shit like paper towels and Clorox can only attain a certain level of class. Since I don't have a Jeeves the butler to send out for the lowly sundries, I've got to hold my nose and mingle with the dirty commonfolk once in a while.
It's not asking too much for some decent customer service at a grocery store or target type store. Even those distasteful little minimum-wage chippies can learn some common-sense customer service skills.
*My post is full of sarcasm for those who are unable to sense that on their own.
Good customer service is at places that PAY for good help.
August 24, 2012 7:36 PM
Please share the secret of which grocery stores PAY for good help.
Good customer service is at any place that puts it as a priority. Walmart doesn't, but plenty of mass-market retailers do.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188859
Another pea home with way too much stuff in it. OP, want to know why you can't make anything work? You've got too much clutter in your living room. It's like biochemipea's, only with small items, not craploads of furniture.
Nightowl on the monkey-fucking aids thread:
"Rail against the ignorance of the average American voter"
How about you apparently non-ignorant voters who'll acknowledge and deplore these idiot, batshit crazy politicians, yet still vote for them solely because they're against reproductive rights?
Shorter: STFU Nightowl
Right...she rants on that thread about not blaming the politicians but the apparently uneducated voters that voted them in. What the moron doesn't realize is that those asshole politicians are MAKING IT so that voters stay uneducated. Dumb twat.
Please share the secret of which grocery stores PAY for good help.
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Trader Joes pays good for the type of work it is.
Lots of ass kissery happening on the Ginacivey wedding thread. Really? Her son couldn't wear slacks, and couldn't smile? It looks like the bride's daddy might be standing behind the photographer with a shotgun pointed at Ginacivey Jr's head.
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The groom looks as if he'd rather be somewhere else.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188890
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pennyring is such a royal bitch. obviously her abusive mother forgot to teach her social skills in-between beatings.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188812
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WTF that freebird wants to build a chapel in her sideyard. Okaaaaaaaaay. That's pretty much the weirdest thing I've heard. She's such an attention-whore.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=1519495
Wanting to know what the peas look like and many are saying Heartcat! Lol, we've all seen her in her unmatched underwear!
Why bump old posts? So stupid.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188941
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Long sleeves
That's a pretty dress (and she has a nice face), but it's not meant for a size 18. Flame me.
Darcy Collins has been a strange bitch from day one. What kind of name is Darcy? It sounds so juvenile. I wouldn't ever take anyone serious with that name.
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It's a Jane Austen pseudonym. Combo of Mr. Darcy and Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice.
She's oh so clever.
Maybe she's Mary Mary's bitch alter. She's obsessed with P&P, too.
That's a pretty dress (and she has a nice face), but it's not meant for a size 18. Flame me.
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I'm 184, and I actually think the dress is very flattering on her, it's just that her arms are distracting.
Still, I like it better than all of the dresses the peas have posted on that thread.
187, I'm thinking Darcy is MaryMary's sister(wife) who lives in the basement with her kids.
Ugh. Whenever I read Lynlam's posts, I hear shrieky Victoria Jackson in my head.
Great. Now I hear Victoria Jackson.
Lynlam is such an idiot. It amuses me that she thinks SHE is the one with all the knowledge and facts and people like SarahH and Maureen are uninformed and stupid.
Unfortunately, my amusement is brief then it turns to fear, because there are so many more just like her.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188968
Damn it. Apparently, all the service ticket opening didn't work. I opened two very valid ones, and....crickets.
"Fluff post" or passive aggressive dig?
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3188968
Knowing Lowrent, it's passive aggressive. Who do you think she's talking about?
She says who in her post. JBeans
I'm sure her purpose is twofold. She gets to call out JBeans for posting "FFS" and she may get to see a pea-fight when someone takes offense to being called out for their overuse of a phrase, emoticon or abbreviation.
No one is playing her game correctly, they're only using themselves as examples, which fails to stir up drama.
So true, 195!
This was a very lame effort from the queen of mean.
I think she's gotten another warning, and she's having to tread very, very lightly.
The reasonable peas are doing a wonderful job of shutting down the crazy frothers on that Republicans humiliating themselves thread.
The spittle is flying from lynlam and her flying monkeys (greenjeans, etc), and the the sane peas are calmly shutting them down and making them look stupid.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3188840&pg=3
Ugh. Whenever I read Lynlam's posts, I hear shrieky Victoria Jackson in my head.
August 25, 2012 10:13 AM
LMFAO!! This totally fits the mental picture I have of her shrieking at the spittle-flecked screen and shaking while pounding on her keyboard
Lynlam, like Victoria, probably thinks her screaming and spitting makes her "cute." And feels very educated using the term Marxist. It means whatever she wants it to mean! So THERE!
It's "for fucks sake"' Peabay. Fucking is not possessive.
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