Thursday, August 2, 2012

New Space

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Anonymous said...

Sloppy seconds

Anonymous said...

Kendra takes thirsty third.

Anonymous said...

1Anonymous said... 1 ITA. I haven't forgotten her snotty comment about people in the northeast expecting more of their kids--Ivy League schools and so on. What a bitch.

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Snotty to say it, yes, but it is true. In my adult life I've lived in the Northwest, SouthEast, Midwest, Texas, back to the Midwest, East Coast, Northeast, back to the Southeast, and back to the Northeast again.

Starting with Preschool, thoughts, feelings, and practices re: education vary widely in different areas of our country. Northeast parents DEFINITELY have the strongest views on it by far.

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I've lived in many different areas, too. You are correct that parents in the northeast have strong views. But Batya made it sound like ONLY parents in the NE care about which schools their children attend, and that isn't true. That's one of the reasons she's a bitch. :)

Anonymous said...

185Anonymous said... 185 183 Anonymous said... 183

181, there were not 200 million people on the planet two thousand years ago.

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I agree there weren't that many humans alive back then so you would think it would have been easier to let everyone know about him. Why was Jesus only sent to Palestine? Why not create a few more kids, a few more virgin births in say China, Australia and Europe?

What happened to all the souls who lived and died without ever hearing of Jesus?

August 2, 2012 3:16 PM

I'm sure they would have just jumped on the internet to share that news first. Or even the phone! Wait, I guess there was snail mail, ummm no. @@

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3184762&pg=1

Wow, This is such a non issue. Cry me a river.

Anonymous said...

Why was Jesus only sent to Palestine?
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If you ask the Mormons he wasn't. In their religion they believe he visited people all over the world once he was resurrected.

Anonymous said...

What happened to all the souls who lived and died without ever hearing of Jesus?
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Mormon believe those people are given the chance to be taught in the next world and that is why they do proxy baptisms for the dead. To give the dead the option of accepting chirst or not. Cray cray to say the least.

Anonymous said...

headed for kolob @@

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184843
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Proof that some people will complain about anything.

Anonymous said...

I'm perversely cheered by the fact that conservatism's brand has been reduced to smugly eating a crappy slab of deep-fried processed chicken product.

Anonymous said...

What happened to all the souls who lived and died without ever hearing of Jesus?
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Mormon believe those people are given the chance to be taught in the next world and that is why they do proxy baptisms for the dead. To give the dead the option of accepting chirst or not. Cray cray to say the least.

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Like they did for Holocaust victims? That went down well.

Anonymous said...

Spoiler alert! Kendra won the gold medal in dick sucking.

Anonymous said...

...and the person who posts about Kendra won the gold medal for being the biggest dickhead on a smack blog.

Anonymous said...

I wish the person who posts about Kendra would suffer a year-long internet outage.

Anonymous said...

Kendra says to chillax. Don't be a hater homey.

Anonymous said...

Kendra can't wait for honey boo boo to start.

Anonymous said...

I haven't forgotten her snotty comment about people in the northeast expecting more of their kids--Ivy League schools and so on. What a bitch.

Her cheap ass shouldn't be bragging about sending her kids to public school. Blech! Education must not be THAT important to her then.

Anonymous said...

Kendra's man likes Kendra to wear only kitten heels and a smile.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3183637

I felt sorry for her at first, now she's just milking it for attention. (I feel a little bad about saying that, but it's true.)

Anonymous said...

meh I'm cutting her some slack, I doubt she's milking it. Her world was turned upside down in minutes. Ellepea milks shit for attention. Lynn probably has obnoxious peas pmailing asking for details.

Anonymous said...

Kendra's heart only knows love. Kendra forgives her haters

Anonymous said...

Kendra just bought a new iMac and a 4 year Geek Squad maintenance service!

Anonymous said...

No, I can't spare a good thought or a prayer for your dog, your cat, or your stinking possum or skunk. Sorry all you animal-loving bitches, they are NOT people. They are not going to a beautiful meadow under a rainbow bridge. Good grief.
(I have had a pet most of my life. Loved them, took great care of them, part of the family for sure)
But I get tired of all the animal prayer threads. I would post a link but there are too many on page one.

Anonymous said...

19Anonymous said... 19 Kendra's man likes Kendra to wear only kitten heels and a smile.

August 3, 2012 7:41 AM

Only Tempy would know! Hey Tempy, long time no see!

Anonymous said...

Milking her husband's freak accidental death for attention? It just happened last week and many many Peas were asking for an update on her. Don't be fucking ridiculous, her entire life changed in an instant and she lost her husband.

I know some peas don't give a shit about their husbands and would rather talk shit about them on the board but this woman seemed to actually love and respect her husband and now he's gone. I don't expect her to pick herself up and dust herself off immediately.

Anonymous said...

Spoiler alert! Kendra won the gold medal in dick sucking.

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I LOL'd

Anonymous said...

The story of Jesus comes from the ancient Egyptian religion. BIG SECRET!!! time for eye roll.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for the next hot button issue to come up, I'm sick of reading about "chikkin."

Anonymous said...

I felt sorry for her at first, now she's just milking it for attention. (I feel a little bad about saying that, but it's true.)
August 3, 2012 7:42 AM

And this bitch won the gold medal for shallow self-absorption.

Anonymous said...

Wow #20, I think you're too much of a bitch even for this place! Damn.

Anonymous said...

26, ITA.

I would be absolutely distraught if I ever lost my husband. I read her OP and I was almost physically ill at the description of the accident and how the people shielded her from seeing her husbands body.

I can't begin to imagine, it makes me want to cry.

Anonymous said...

The video she shared was very sad. I wish her well.

I also still hope that Bethann's surgery went well. Still no update from her, understandably.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Spidey is milking anything. I think she's going through the absolute worst time of her life and is doing what she needs to do to cope.

Nothing but sympathy from this smacker for her and her family.

Anonymous said...

I felt sorry for her at first, now she's just milking it for attention. (I feel a little bad about saying that, but it's true.)

*****

You're an idiot.

Anonymous said...

I felt sorry for her at first, now she's just milking it for attention. (I feel a little bad about saying that, but it's true.)

You take hostile to a whole new level - FFS, you are lucky to have never been in a similar situation. There's a difference between being a bitch and a fucking ignorant, sadistic twat and you crossed that line.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Spidey/Lynn is milking it, she is traumatized.

You want to read about milking it. Check out "mynameisjacy" blog. So your now ex-husband looked at porn. She milks it for all it's worth. Ad nauseum. Can't/won't work. Let's her parents financially support her. Posts incessantly about how him looking at porn as traumatized her and her life. Her blog, is like a train wreck, you can't help but keep looking. Makes me shake my head in disbelief, at how one person can make a career out of being a "victim".

Anonymous said...

I wish Gawd would smite every chick fil-a right off the face of the earth.

Anonymous said...

You want to read about milking it. Check out "mynameisjacy" blog.
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@@ lame attempt at driving some traffic to a blog.

We've all seen masterful milking it/playing the victim in ellapea. Nothing can compete with her self-absorption and crazy.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184997

Hopefully, she has slithered back under her rock and will stay there.

Anonymous said...

Checking on Lynlam = let's do a roll call of the cuntservatives

Anonymous said...

Doesn't look like lynlam has many admirers except for fellow cunts-from-hell like Typhus and L'Urine

Anonymous said...

@@ lame attempt at driving some traffic to a blog.
We've all seen masterful milking it/playing the victim in ellapea. Nothing can compete with her self-absorption and crazy.
August 3, 2012 1:16 PM
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Hi Ella!

Anonymous said...

I think we should just STFU about EllaPea before she's beetlejuiced back to posting at the pod.

I'm enjoying the break from all her twattery.

Anonymous said...

Nice try, 43, but I'm not going to visit the site you linked, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

kthanxbai

Anonymous said...

I felt sorry for her at first, now she's just milking it for attention. (I feel a little bad about saying that, but it's true.)

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And I'm guessing you are the same dumbass twat who implied he was with another woman when he had the accident - and it turned out to be his WIFE and DAUGHTER.

Congratulations! The "Dumbest Asshole Award" goes to #20. You should be so proud.

My deepest sympathies to Spidey. EVERY report I have read or heard mentions the great respect that people had for her police officer husband. It was a great loss for his family and his local community as well. I hope it is some comfort to her that her DH was so well liked and respected and how much he will be missed by so many.

(Unlike #20 who needs a swift kick in the ass for being such a douchewaffle.)

Anonymous said...

41Anonymous said... 41 Checking on Lynlam = let's do a roll call of the cuntservatives

August 3, 2012 1:24 PM

How's it going there, you douchecrat?

Anonymous said...

Hi, L'Urine! Your stench is unmistakable.

Anonymous said...

How's it going there, you douchecrat?

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You tell us since you are the douchecrat.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184995

Really. You need the peas to tell you what color nail polish to wear to a wake.

I hope you don't have any hard decisions to make later, like whether you should put your right shoe on first or your left shoe.

Anonymous said...

WTF is with caroscraps? She starts the first epic CFA thread the other day by crowing about how she's supporting Dan Cathy and how INCENSED she is that his "freedoms" are being taken away, then she posts later on that same thread that she's all good with everyone having their own opinions.
Then she starts some bullshit thread about how she ate at McDonald's today and her gay friends ate at CFA.

Bipoloar mood swings? Multiple personalities? Troll? Bored old lady who's trying to start shit? Stupid fucktard?

Anonymous said...

Do the peas who post spoilers in their thread titles, do it on purpose?
Or, are they just clueless?

Anonymous said...

I vote clueless.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184881


Kelpea knows anyone and everyone it seems.

Anonymous said...

Caroscraps? Leaning towards troll.

Anonymous said...

Do the peas who post spoilers in their thread titles, do it on purpose?
Or, are they just clueless?
August 3, 2012 4:27 PM
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In the rush to be the first to post(because they are desperate for the attention), they don't think about the fact that they are spoiling something.

Anonymous said...

I post spoilers on purpose because I'm not censoring myself online just because people have some extreme need to not read spoilers before they watch a freaking tv show.

Sorry you haven't seen something yet, but if you don't want to read any spoilers, stay the fuck offline until you watch your show. Do something else for a change. You don't need to be online ALL THE TIME.

Besides, how old are they, 5? They can't deal with finding out ahead of time who got sent home on some reality show? Grow up. If that's your biggest problem, count your blessings. And if you get THAT angry and upset over having your show "spoiled", you need to get some perspective.

There are message boards, FB, twitter, online news sites, tons of places online that might accidentally spoil your show. So if you really can't handle it, stay the fuck offline until you see it.

Anonymous said...

ita 57. If I want to talk about a show, I want to talk about it during or right after. I don't want to check my clock and think, well in 4 hours I'll come back to the computer to type about this, because there may be some random chick in California who will be pissed if she gets "spoiled".

In 4 hours everyone else might be sleeping or I might have shit to do. I'm not worrying about babies whining about spoilers.

DH sometimes watches sports delayed on DVR. He knows better than to surf online in the meantime. Because he's a grown-up ;)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for that explanation grinningcat.

Anonymous said...

Caroscraps? Leaning towards troll.
August 3, 2012 5:20 PM

Same here. She has ramped it up the past few days.

Anonymous said...

OMG that is the second time I've been accused of being grinning cat on here, in the past couple months. kill me now. i fucking hate that anti-woman chip-on-her-shoulder bitch.

I need to make some changes in my life to avoid a 3rd time LOL

Anonymous said...

What's up with these pathetic bitches that have so little going for them in their lives, they need to artificially inflate their post count and then announce their achievement to the bucket?

STFU you stupid cunts.

Anonymous said...

And may her arteries harden to the same stone she has for a brain and a heart.(caroscraps)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what is up with caroscraps? She's been around for YEARS and YEARS, and has never been on my radar before at all.

Now all of a sudden she's losing it. Weird.

Anonymous said...

ITA about the tv thing. If you don't want to see a spoiler, lock yourself in your house and don't turn on the internet, radio, tv or read a paper!

Anonymous said...

The thread about "which nail polish do I wear to a wake" had me shaking my head. How indecisive can one be? Nobody is looking at your nails during their time of mourning, honey.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185040

and

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185043

I feel sorry for the husbands. Seems like so many of them just get bad mouthed at the bucket.

Anonymous said...

67-some of the peas husbands are complete dunderheads and they get what they deserve.

Anonymous said...

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/08/03/god-loving-conservative-sticks-a-gun-in-the-face-of-liberals-image/

WTF???????????

I dare someone to post this at the bukkit to see which of the frothers starts defending him first.....

I actually looked on his Facebook page and he has a quote from "himself" that says something to the effect that we need a John Wilkes Booth or a Lee Harvey Oswald today.

So I reported him for inappropriate content.

Anonymous said...

#68
That is what they say. I tend to think many of the peas tend to over exaggerate how bad their husbands are. I think they say a lot of BS things for attention.

Anonymous said...

OMG that is the second time I've been accused of being grinning cat on here, in the past couple months
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My condolences.

Anonymous said...

Why all the picking on Ellapea?

Anonymous said...

No one is picking on Ella.

People are expressing opinions regarding her constant requests for attention.

There is a difference.

Now go cry about this at the bukkit, little Ella.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3184707

Skybar is being her usual self. Why do people bother to even talk to her? Bigoted idiot.

Anonymous said...

Lovin' the deluded peas who think they look like teenagers, when in reality they look their age and some.

Anonymous said...

72Anonymous said... 72 Why all the picking on Ellapea?

August 3, 2012 11:56 PM

She likes it! She likes to bring it up at the bucket.

Just so she can feed her inner troll today I'll post this:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pure-Romance-by-Dawn-Truss/226121224137659

Anonymous said...

Is pennyring trying to convince people she either a) can't be bothered to remember how old she is or b) simply can't remember how old she is:

"Also, I don't really think about it, so I'd have to do some math to figure out the answer. And screw that! Why waste the energy?"

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185076

Anonymous said...

77 she's trying to impress us with the fact that she can do math.

Anonymous said...

Here's another gem from the age thread:

"I also have a 13 year old daughter. When she's thinking that she looks all fine and has an awesome body (which she does), I say things like, "Well, let's see how you look in 30 years." She knows I'm challenging her to take care of herself." Photohorse

Way to give your dd issues bitch. Why not let her enjoy being young and pretty? Oh yeah because you are neither.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine putting this much time and energy into bitching about one of my kids friends.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185064

Anonymous said...

lynlam is a hypocrite of the highest order. She has bitched incessantly about what a horrible drunk her mother is, and now that she's dead, the drunk mother is a saint, and was such an incredible person and lynlam collapsed when she died, and will miss her drunk mother so much. @@

I swear I remember a post or two from that hypocritical cunt wishing her mom would just die. I fucking wish I had thought ahead to bookmark it.

Anonymous said...

Here's one of lynlam's posts about her mother for ya:
You could say that. She puts a damper on everything for SURE. Of course, here rampant alcoholism helps a lot too.

Case in point, Mom and Dad have a camper that's about half way between our homes. She's been begging us to come and stay with them all summer, but I refuse due to her drinking. I mean, watching grandma pop her first beer before 9am and drinking All.Day.Long is not how I want my DD's to remember her, right? And I can't take the stress anyways.

But they aren't using it this weekend, dad has to work. So I've been planning to use it with my friend and her kids. Dad is more than fine with it, mom said she was fine with it. But then the phone calls started last weekend. "Do you think you can leave $10 a day to cover the electric?" was the first call. I mean, this woman buys up to FOUR cases of beer a week, and God knows how much she spends on her vodka every month - and she's worried about me leaving $20 for electric. It's not about the money, it's about ME paying homage to her for letting me use her camper!

Then it's calls about how, exactly, I should clean out the sink to her satisfaction, and the proper way to flush the toilet, and how I should figure out how to sleep in the bed without messing up the sheets. Oh, and I should bring extra blankets, and by the way, don't let the dog on my couch with wet paws. (I don't let my dog on MY furniture with wet feet, why would I let him on yours??)

She can't let me enjoy this.

The few times we've gone there to visit them for the day, she makes it miserable. Everytime dad sits down, she's calling him and telling him to do something for her (Hang this shelf, change this faucet, reach this thing in the cabinet). We swear he has a "butt alarm" that goes off every time it hits a chair. She will not let us just sit and visit.

It's maddening! So I feel your pain. And looking back, I can she how she did this her whole life to me. Yes, it's gotten worse, but it was always there.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3111604

Anonymous said...

Let it go 82 even if you can't stand someone when they're alive once they're dead you realize you will never get a chance to make things right with them. There will be a lot of anguish and regret.

lynnlam is a royal bitch but I'm not going to slam her for missing her mom even if she had issues while the woman was alive.

Would it make you feel better if she had posted a "Yay my mother is dead" thread instead?

Anonymous said...

Grown women are too afraid to delete people they know from facebook? Really? Grow up.

Anonymous said...

Would it make you feel better if she had posted a "Yay my mother is dead" thread instead?
August 4, 2012 8:02 AM

At least then she would have been honest.

She's a lying hypocrite.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3151275

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many more Chick FilA threads we're going to have to suffer through before the peas finally leave it alone.

My guess: 48374987

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185116


"Your knees are for prayin'"

My god this place makes me so sad for the sexless husbands of peaworld.

Anonymous said...

86 - And it is always the same people saying the same things. I can predict who writes what these days.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine putting this much time and energy into bitching about one of my kids friends.
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185064
August 4, 2012 6:38 AM
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Way too much drama! I'm guessing she's a helicopter Mom, who desperately wants to be her kids best friend, and the cool mom.

Anonymous said...

86 - And it is always the same people saying the same things. I can predict who writes what these days.
August 4, 2012 8:56 AM

Yep. The same 5 or 6 instigators, parroting the same Faux News sound bytes over and over and over.

Anonymous said...

"Your knees are for prayin'"

My god this place makes me so sad for the sexless husbands of peaworld.
August 4, 2012 8:49 AM

Meh. Pea husbands don't strike me as the smart type

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185118

OMG ccookwood is the new DWProf, we're going to get weekly updates about her diet.

Anonymous said...

OMG ccookwood is the new DWProf, we're going to get weekly updates about her diet.


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So? I'm glad to see someone is having success with their diet.

Find something worthwhile to bitch about.

Anonymous said...

Is pennyring trying to convince people she either a) can't be bothered to remember how old she is or b) simply can't remember how old she is:

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c) she's trying to convince those few Peas who may not realize it yet, that she is vapid narcissist.

Anonymous said...

You have to be smart to realize you're not having sex?

Anonymous said...

Would it make you feel better if she had posted a "Yay my mother is dead" thread instead?
August 4, 2012 8:02 AM

penny ring would totally post that if her mother died.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185077


Reading OP's last posts I get the feeling this is a masterfully disguised TY card etiquette thread.

Anonymous said...

You have to be smart to realize you're not having sex?
August 4, 2012 9:38 AM

Of course not, but it does take a brain cell or two to take the time to get to know the person you're marrying, and clue in to the warning signs that they will be fat, frumpy and sexless after a few years.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185043

How does BethAnne's dh stay married to her? She's intolerable!

Anonymous said...

Leave BethAnne ALONE!!!!!!!! 1111!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

75 Anonymous said... 75
Lovin' the deluded peas who think they look like teenagers, when in reality they look their age and some.
August 4, 2012 5:02 AM

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I really can not stand PJaye who called the Peas out about how women having a tendency to believe they look younger than than are on that thread.

BUT - for once, I totally agree with her.

Sorry, chickie Peas. You LOOK YOUR AGE! People who say you don't are lying and sucking up to you. I have met very, very few women that do look younger. You just keep on deluding yourself, Peatards.

God. Peas are some of the biggest narcissistic, delusional people on earth.

Anonymous said...

"Lynlam is a hypocrite of the highest order. She has bitched incessantly about what a horrible drunk her mother is, and now that she's dead, the drunk mother is a saint, and was such an incredible person and lynlam collapsed when she died, and will miss her drunk mother so much. @@""

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everyone is a saint once their dead. I had a friend who's DF was a complete asswipe. He used to drive the kids around at night and make them steal batteries out of parked cars. He'd routinely beat the shit out of them for no reason. After he shot himself in the head he became the worlds best father in their eyes. People have selective memory after someone dies.

Anonymous said...

The peas now have their very own Tipper Gore clutching pearls over all that "horrible dirty music lyrics"

@@ FMR those bitches are stupid

Anonymous said...

99-how is not wanting your douchy husband to take all the cash out of your purse considered insufferable?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185115

RainbowCrapper is trolling again. Too bad she's not getting much of a reaction

Anonymous said...

Peas don't know their age? How stupid!

Anonymous said...

75 Anonymous said... 75
Lovin' the deluded peas who think they look like teenagers, when in reality they look their age and some.
August 4, 2012 5:02 AM

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I really can not stand PJaye who called the Peas out about how women having a tendency to believe they look younger than than are on that thread.

BUT - for once, I totally agree with her.

Sorry, chickie Peas. You LOOK YOUR AGE! People who say you don't are lying and sucking up to you. I have met very, very few women that do look younger. You just keep on deluding yourself, Peatards.

God. Peas are some of the biggest narcissistic, delusional people on earth.
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Thank you. Looking at the pictures of some the peas, I was actually shocked. I thought they were older than they actually were.

Anonymous said...

I always take 5 years off the age I think someone is to avoid hurting their feelings and even then I'm often over. You look your age and wth is wrong with taht?

Anonymous said...

Kendra looks 21 but she sucks dick like a horny teenager.

Anonymous said...

RainbowCrapper is beyond obsessed with teh gheys. Check any thread about gay issues/rights and Rainbow is in the middle of it.

Anonymous said...

From the garage sale thread:

(Heartcat says) $1 for a lace fan and a half-mask on a stick, props for photos.


God help us all, because you know she means she's going to use it as a prop for more boudoir photos.

Anonymous said...

Rolling my eyes at the garage sale peas so proud of their "scores". No people, you're not saving money by heading out every weekend to search for things to spend money on. Even if it's $2 here or $8 there, the rest of us are just staying home and YOU are the ones spending money on crap you don't need. There's no "scoring" going on, except for the people selling their old dusty crap to you - THEY will be laughing all the way to the bank.

Feel bad for their family members who are getting gifts from these idiots. I have one aunt who gives us all garage sale crap for Christmas. Everyone puts it right in the trash. She's not poor and it's insulting that I spend a lot of time and effort to get her a nice gift at a store, and she can only spend 50 cents on us...and just gets us whatever she sees at yard sales. Nothing that matches any of us or what we like or would enjoy. Just any old good deal at a yard sale. Thanks for the old ceramic goose figurine Auntie, you cheap ass bitch.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on now 112, it's the thought that counts right? Why are you being grateful and gracious in receiving your gift.

Maybe if you'd write a proper thank you note you'd get a better gift. ;)

Anonymous said...

113 the sad thing is, I DO write out very nice thank you cards and send them out in January for everything we got at Christmas.

I say "sad", because I know the thank you card I buy plus the stamp cost way more than whatever she gives my whole family for Xmas.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185217

Yeah the boy will be crushed and he's going to face years of therapy all because no one was home when he woke up on his 14th birthday.

No wonder this generation of kids are so entitled.

Anonymous said...

Maybe auntie just hates you all and doesn't think you're worth the money/effort?
Maybe she's going crazy and this is one sign of the dementia to come?
Maybe she's opposed to the consumerism-driven craze of gift-giving?
Maybe if it bothers you that much you should just say "Auntie your gifts suck, stop buying us crap."
Or maybe you should take your whine fest to the bucket if you want an audience.

Anonymous said...

116 Maybe you're trying too hard to be funny?
She can bitch here about whatever she wants - that's the whole point of this place, dumbass.

Plus I agree with her - who goes around buying other people's old dirty crap every weekend? #getalife

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185186

Gamerbabe's house has that same cheap DIY quality that ADD housewive's does.Why do some peas think that because you alter something your actually making it better. You want a piece that looks a certain way, you go out and buy it, if you can't find it, there's probably a good reason, meaning it looks like crap and isn't worth making.

Anonymous said...

The bookcase she made looks exactly like the crap you can buy at ikea, target, and a million other stores.

Anonymous said...

Only worse.

Anonymous said...

Who cares that she sells Pure Romance. Lots of people do that. She (Ella) is a very nice person with alot of crap in her life right now.

Anonymous said...

121, that was kind of....random. We don't hate her for selling sex toys, we hate her because she NEVER. STOPS. WHINING.

Anonymous said...

Rolling my eyes at the garage sale peas so proud of their "scores". No people, you're not saving money by heading out every weekend to search for things to spend money on. Even if it's $2 here or $8 there, the rest of us are just staying home and YOU are the ones spending money on crap you don't need. There's no "scoring" going on, except for the people selling their old dusty crap to you - THEY will be laughing all the way to the bank.

Feel bad for their family members who are getting gifts from these idiots. I have one aunt who gives us all garage sale crap for Christmas. Everyone puts it right in the trash. She's not poor and it's insulting that I spend a lot of time and effort to get her a nice gift at a store, and she can only spend 50 cents on us...and just gets us whatever she sees at yard sales. Nothing that matches any of us or what we like or would enjoy. Just any old good deal at a yard sale. Thanks for the old ceramic goose figurine Auntie, you cheap ass bitch.
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Stop spending so much time and money on her then. Why don't you return the favor and buy her gifts from yard sales as well? Your aunt likes to buy second hand, so she would probably be happy receiving second hand gifts as well.

Unknown said...

omgosh.. so insane.. You all are hiding behind Anonymous? I wonder what would twopeas do if they found out about this blog?? hmmm i should contact them. Ya know, one can find out who you are by your IP. Y"all must still be in middle school. Such ugly hearts you have. Be prepared...

-- i'm not hiding...

kathy

Anonymous said...

fatkat, you're stupid! No one cares if you hide or not. Oh, pssssst, they know about the blog! LOL

Anonymous said...

You all are just a bunch of bitches that really need to get a life. Used to think you were funny but no more.

Anonymous said...

126Anonymous said... 126 You all are just a bunch of bitches that really need to get a life. Used to think you were funny but no more.

August 5, 2012 12:09 AM


Hi Bitch!

Anonymous said...

Seriously - jealous and bitter much lately? And you come to a crafting generated blog to cause drama? Bored much or just so unhapy with your life you thought this would be a good place to pick on people at the worst time of their lives? Or are you trying to show what a big person you are? Ironic, I don't see very many bullies at craft shows or scrapbooking events. Your posts show that you are disturbed. It's people like you that get sites shut down, so thanks!

Anonymous said...

omgosh.. so insane.. You all are hiding behind Anonymous? I wonder what would twopeas do if they found out about this blog?? hmmm i should contact them. Ya know, one can find out who you are by your IP. Y"all must still be in middle school. Such ugly hearts you have. Be prepared...

-- i'm not hiding...

kathy
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1. The blog is known already
2. An IP addy can be changed.
3. BS on the IP scare anyhow. Nice try though.

Anonymous said...

124 = major peatard

*I'm hiding*

lmfao

Anonymous said...

Now that Kathy, 124, has sobered up I bet she feels silly about her little rant last night.

See what happens when you pui Kathy? Way to take a stand though.

Let me know when you've cracked my IP address.

Anonymous said...

Hey Felkatz why not go take another scrapbooking challenge instead of trying to crack my IP address?

Anonymous said...

Who cares that she sells Pure Romance. Lots of people do that. She (Ella) is a very nice person with alot of crap in her life right now.
August 4, 2012 10:03 PM

Dawn/Ella/Elannah/Fucktard,

No one cares that you "sell" Pure Romance.

The peas are sick of your constant whining and attention whoring.

The blog bitches are sick of you using the blog as yet another excuse to troll for sympathy.

You are beyond pathetic.

Anonymous said...

"kathy" / felkatz, the IP threat has been tried before. Go ask Ocean Dreamer aka SimpleCrafter and Seanna how well it worked for them.

kthanxbai

Anonymous said...

Ella, you sell pure romance?

I thought you were asexual?

Anonymous said...

Ella, you sell pure romance?

I thought you were asexual?
August 5, 2012 7:24 AM

Not exactly a ringing endorsement for Pure Romance is it?

It would be hard to believe the sales pitch coming from someone who hates sex. So much for sincerity.

Anonymous said...

And you come to a crafting generated blog to cause drama?

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I see you're lost, you were probably looking for one of the million "scrap smack" blogs. Google it. You'll get one million results in 31 seconds, then you can enjoy hand slapping those "ugly-hearted" scrap-smackers who really do get pleasure out of threatening someone's livelihood.

or the short version:

We are not a crafting generated blog.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe how many women do not know their age or they have to think about it or do the math. Unbelievable!

Anonymous said...

Ella's trying to get her own personal line of vibrators launched called "Strickly Dickly."

And they make a whining noise when you turn them on.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, I think it's the math part that has them stumped.

Anonymous said...

omgosh.. so insane.. You all are hiding behind Anonymous? I wonder what would twopeas do if they found out about this blog?? hmmm i should contact them. Ya know, one can find out who you are by your IP. Y"all must still be in middle school. Such ugly hearts you have. Be prepared...

-- i'm not hiding...

kathy

+++++++

OMG! Start a thread on the Pod, stat!!!!

The Peas need to know!

Anonymous said...

Not only does TwoPeas know about the blog, they are probably thrilled it's here - I'm sure it generates a substantial amount of traffic on the NSBR which = advertising revenue for them.

Who knows, maybe JaneDoe is actually STJ??

Anonymous said...

139 Anonymous said... 139

Ella's trying to get her own personal line of vibrators launched called "Strickly Dickly."

And they make a whining noise when you turn them on.

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ftw

Anonymous said...

For real? Ella sells dildos? I can't imagine she's very good at it. Seems like she's not really into sex.

FTR ella it bugs me that you whine about normal everyday things that grown people just deal with. And most grown folks have jobs on top of it, they don't sponge off mommy and daddy under the guise of "helping" them.

Anonymous said...

Kelpea stole almost her entire post in this thread:

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185116

from this website:

http://www.inthe70s.com/generated/lyricsmeaning.shtml

Anonymous said...

And she didn't even try to give credit to the article. And I thought a true pea would never do anything dishonest or unlawful.

Anonymous said...

It was extremely obvious that seaweed was c&p-ing from some lame ass site. I didn't care enough to verify or look it up, so thanks-I guess?

Anonymous said...

Giving credit wouldn't have made her appear as knowledgeable about so many random subjects.

Without Google, she would be the Cliff Clavin of Two Peas.

Anonymous said...

Um, even with Google she is the Cliff Clavin of Two Peas.

And, this is pretty insulting to Cliff Clavin ;P

Anonymous said...

Good point, 149.

I guess I was thinking that Cliff was often wrong, but with Google she can be right. Assuming her sources are correct.

I'm pissed at the blog for drawing attention to her. I used to just scroll by her posts, now I read them and find her extremely annoying.

Anonymous said...

I feel the same way about Ellapea, I never noticed her until she was pointed out here.

Anonymous said...

That is a shame!

I had never heard of the Sikh religion until now.

______________________________________

Now I know why I am embarrassed to be an American. The pure ignorance of this statement just makes my heart bleed.

Anonymous said...

I still do not understand the need to bash Ellapea with such hatred. And for the record she no longer sells pure romance, it was not the right fit for her and she only got into it on the advice of a friend but you did not see her whinning about that on the board. There are so many other stupid peas to bash let's just give her a break for awhile since she is not even posting in the pod right now.

Anonymous said...

Hi Ella!

Anonymous said...

Fuck off, 153-I mean EllaPea.

She's/You're a whiny twunt and she/you brings it all on herselfyourself with the nonstop attention whoring

Anonymous said...

And for the record she no longer sells pure romance, it was not the right fit for her
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LMAO!

There are so many ways to read this statement, that it's really just too easy.

Not the right fit for you is an understatement, Dawn.

Anonymous said...

I had never heard of the Sikh religion until now.

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Now I know why I am embarrassed to be an American. The pure ignorance of this statement just makes my heart bleed.
August 5, 2012 1:34 PM

+1

Although someone did actually tell jenje that her spewing of Bible verses wasn't really appropriate. Finally.

Anonymous said...

Only one thread with 8 posts about the shooting at the Sikh temple.

Tragedy burn-out or we only care about people like us?

Anonymous said...

And she didn't even try to give credit to the article. And I thought a true pea would never do anything dishonest or unlawful.

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Mapchic used to to that shit all.the.time until the liberals called her out on it and she went slinking back to her weird little hidey hole of conservatism.

Anonymous said...

Only one thread with 8 posts about the shooting at the Sikh temple.

Tragedy burn-out or we only care about people like us?

Very telling, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Tragedy burn-out or we only care about people like us?
August 5, 2012 1:59 PM

I'll take We only care about people like us for $1000, Alex.

Because most Americans are sadly very assholian.

Anonymous said...

157 said

'I had never heard of the Sikh religion until now.'

I am lost for words. It only has 30 million followers around the world and is the 5th largest organised religion. I knew that second fact without having to google.

Anonymous said...

124felkatz said... 124 omgosh.. so insane.. You all are hiding behind Anonymous? I wonder what would twopeas do if they found out about this blog?? hmmm i should contact them. Ya know, one can find out who you are by your IP. Y"all must still be in middle school. Such ugly hearts you have. Be prepared...

-- i'm not hiding...

kathy

August 4, 2012 11:47 PM

Are you going to call the Altoona Police too?

Anonymous said...

Anyone got a troll ID? I would love to see if a thread about a mass shooting without Sikh in the title would get more hits and replies.

The peas are even worse than I thought.

Anonymous said...

They're forinerz, not real Mericans'.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185307

Why yes, there is a pea who will complain about everything under the sun! Good grief.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe all these idiots think they're going to get a $100 computer!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185294

Anonymous said...

The only ones I saw actually acting like they would get one were dumbass brandym and clueless-as-usual Typhoid.

Anonymous said...

Anyone got a troll ID? I would love to see if a thread about a mass shooting without Sikh in the title would get more hits and replies.
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LMAO...someone did and then someone else posted "SPAM DON'T CLICK"....lol

Anonymous said...

Even Kendra isn't that stupid.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that the "spam" post about the shooting got half as many views in far, far less time than the original thread with Sikh in the title.

The peas are such assholes.

Daanibee does get 1/2 a point for knowing what ethnocentric means. I'd bet very few peas do. What a shame, since it describes them so perfectly.

Bunch of vapid twunts.

Anonymous said...

Kendra isn't a horse Pea per se, but she does kind of have a horse face.

Anonymous said...

I see that Captain K has crawled out of her hole to heckle ~*amanda*~

can't stand CaptainKunt, but amanda deserves it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185311

I have a feeling those poor kids are already messed up no matter what she does with the school year.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185305

Of course the Peas hate tattoos. Anything that doesn't fit inside of their white picket fence vision must be stupid, dangerous or evil.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185305

Of course the Peas hate tattoos. Anything that doesn't fit inside of their white picket fence vision must be stupid, dangerous or evil.
________________________________________________
I hate tattoos, but that doesn't mean I think of other people that have them as dangerous or evil.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, not a tattoo fan, but I'm not scared of people with tattoos. I'm not bothered by them, just don't care for them.

Anonymous said...

Those shooting threads are a fascinating look into what the peas are really like.

If the victims were white Christians, the outrage and horror would know no bounds.

Anonymous said...

Those shooting threads are a fascinating look into what the peas are really like.

If the victims were white Christians, the outrage and horror would know no bounds.
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geez, these smacks on this thread are weak. The peas do say a lot of dumb ass things but, I haven't read any post cheering for the shooter. Smack a true dumb ass thread, this one isn't one of them.

Anonymous said...

The smackers will pick on anybody.

Anonymous said...

omg I can't believe how many of the super virtuous peas on that computer thread are blazenly exploiting what is a probable glitch. Even the OP said it is probably a glitch. They are such major hippocrates on that thread. One of them ordered FOUR systems for god's sake. WWJD?

Anonymous said...

omg I can't believe how many of the super virtuous peas on that computer thread are blazenly exploiting what is a probable glitch. Even the OP said it is probably a glitch. They are such major hippocrates on that thread. One of them ordered FOUR systems for god's sake. WWJD?
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Not a surprise to me at all, as long as it benefits them it's perfectly fine.

Anonymous said...

When there's a price glitch the company may or may not cover the difference for one person, maybe a dozen, but hundreds or thousands of orders? Not happening!

Anonymous said...

I love how the ones that really want the deal are all up in arms about HP possibly charging them the full amount of what they ordered. Uh you knew how much it was while you were greedily throwing in every possible upgrade, don't be shocked when it bites you back in the ass.

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler is pretty dishonest for buying that computer knowing their website has some glitch.

Anonymous said...

They are all greedy and dishonest.

Anonymous said...

Four computers??? I hope she gets charged $12,000 and it takes months to reverse. Why is it okay to take advantage in this situation?

Anonymous said...

omg I can't believe how many of the super virtuous peas on that computer thread are blazenly exploiting what is a probable glitch. Even the OP said it is probably a glitch.

-----------------------------------------

YES and some of them are the same fucking Peas who "tsk tsk" when someone says they wouldn't go back to the bank if a teller gave them an extra $5 by mistake. Or if their toddler took an item from a store without them noticing - these peas are the ones that insist they'd drive 10 miles back to the store to pay for the $3 toy.

But a computer for themselves - sure,they'll take it. Selfish, hypocritical bitches.

Anonymous said...

I mean, if Kendra accidentally writes on her sign 'blow jobs $1' and then gives a guy four blow jobs he should pay the $40 because that's the value of what he got. Cause it's not like he can sue her for $36. . ... . .. ..... ... .

Anonymous said...

I have no problem with tattoos and have two myself, but let's be honest guys. There will not be a President with visible tattoos - not in our lifetime. It's just a fact.

As much as your Mommas told us "You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up", it's just not true when it comes to certain things, like the Presidency. There are certain people who could become President and certain ones who could not. No matter WHAT their politics, ideas, or academic record. It's just how it is.

Anonymous said...

Whoa, 2 pages of buzzards flocking to greedily pick out their upgrayeds before the company wises up to the mistake. Shameful. That thread is quite illuminating as a virtual study in avarice and greed. Can't get over the bitch that ordered 4 computers.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that twat first ordered 2 computers then realized that there were free upgrades available so she went back and ordered 2 more with all the upgrades she could get. What a major twat.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the Peas actually speak to their husbands or if they just use several varieties of grunts and groans to communicate.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185368

How does one website atract so many dumb people?

Is there a website that will divide my recipe in half for me?

I don't know how old I am, because math is hard.

How do I wipe my own butt without getting poop in my girly bits?

Anonymous said...

When there's a price glitch the company may or may not cover the difference for one person, maybe a dozen, but hundreds or thousands of orders? Not happening!

Every deal and freebie site on the planet is flooding the shit out of that link! There's got to be 10000 orders by now. Oh, I don't think they'll notice! lol

Anonymous said...

Which pea ordered four computers? I read the whole thread but I didn't notice that. Please don't make me read the thread again, LOL

Anonymous said...

TiggerPooh2380 ordered 4

Anonymous said...

Not surprised in the least by which peas are gleefully trying to take advantage of that glitch.

Pretty darned close to stealing, IMO.

Anonymous said...

thanks 197 from 196

Anonymous said...

Typhus and her husband are proving yet again what good Christians they are. They know it's a glitch (everyone with more than a few functioning brain cells can work that out) and yet he adds "every upgrade known to man" to the value of $3000 because they think they can scam the company.
I'm sure Jesus would be so proud.

Anonymous said...

ScrapnGranny called them on their un-Christian like ways and klnor accused her of "casting stones". Nice way to try and deflect klnor but let's face it, it is greedy, selfish and cheating trying to use that glitch. After all wwjd? Rip of HP? I doubt it.

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