Monday, August 13, 2012

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Anonymous said...

wtffffffffffffffffffffff

Anonymous said...

Oh looky...yet again, guns didn't kill (or maim) a bunch of innocent people.


http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/13/13261291-police-officers-among-multiple-casualties-as-gunman-opens-fire-near-texas-am?lite

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186789

No one knows how to search? There's a weekly what to buy in Trader Joes thread.

Anonymous said...

You should buy the organic tampons and the trader joe brand cat food. What's that? You've had a hysterectomy and you're allergic to cats? Oh. Then maybe you should go in the store and decide for yourself what stuff you might want to eat and use. Then buy those things.

Anonymous said...

If only someone brave nearby had a weapon handy to stop....oh wait this happened in Texas???

Anonymous said...

How do these women feed their children if they can't make a fucking grocery list without the help of the internet?

Anonymous said...

Your nation is falling apart.

Jane Doe said...

I just saw this:

"Jane! Inquiring minds want to know. Do any other peas know your identity or are you completely incognito? Remember the post where a pea shared her brother's huge secret that he'd been working for the FBI? Will your secret ever be shared?"

No. No one knows my identity. I am friends with about a dozen or so peas, and though we share a lot about our lives with each other, this is just something I'd rather not share. Mostly I just don't want it to be weird between us. Some of those friends have been talked about here, and I don't delete anything unless it is about kids. So I know certain friends might have their feelings hurt if they knew I was the one that owned the blog.

Anonymous said...

I think Jane is Gennifer Bursett.

Jane Doe said...

Nope. Sorry. :)

Anonymous said...

nosy grandma does not need his medical records- he can get them as many times as he wants from his Dr. Why she would want them or even think she needs them is just beyond the pale. If your son is that worried abot it, he could scan and store a copy on the cloud.

(from last post)

Anonymous said...

Maybe 'nosey grandma' did what 'slacker Momma' didn't bother to when she made the suggestion and he thought it was a good idea.

Anonymous said...

I did scan his medical records and put them on a USB drive for him. He can print them when he needs a copy, and he does have a laptop/printer. He does not have a scanner. His grandmother has one of those old fax machines with copy capabilities and insisted on making a copy.

Bite my ass 12.

Anonymous said...

Jane do you and your pea friends ever discuss the blog? Do they complain about it/know that they were mentioned here?

While I enjoy the service you provide, I think that kind of makes you a shitty friend.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186730

How did this gem by Typhus get missed by my blog bitches?

"I love Maurice's stuff. I like that they carry the same cute options in the regular and plus sizes. I just have to be careful or I end up matching my students."

Anonymous said...

"Crafterbeth if you read here PLEASE PLEASE get a blog for your running shit or write your damn boring self absorbed book somewhere other than on 2peas. That's all."

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At one point, I wondered why Crafterbeth posted all the running stuff on TwoPeas instead of Runnersworld.

Then I realized she is a bit of a "poser". Runnersworld is for REAL hardcore "RUNNERS". If you ever notice, she rarely (if ever) posts her running speeds. Her times, yes, her speed no. In actuality, she is, more than likely, a JOGGER - not a real runner. The posters on Runnersworld would call her out in a heartbeat on all of her BS.

I think it's fine and hunky-dory that she is fit and stays in shape. But all the "I'm just trying to mentor and be an inspiration to beginners!", "This is my 12th RACE this year!!!" crap is getting really old. She and all of the other "running" peas are what were called joggers in the 1980's. But it just sounds so much nicer to say running. (insert eye roll here).

And in case you forgot - She's a runner! She's had a hysterectomy! AND she's 50 years old!!!!! (Seriously - does she have to put that in every stinking post?)

And FTR - I have had a hysterectomy - and cancer. But, not a single person on TwoPeas knows about it. I, for one, do not post any personal information on message boards.

Anonymous said...

Ok, this made me laugh. From the MN pea gathering thread. first comment was by Typhus and then the next was by some troll:

Stacylynners was in shock when I arrived. She expected horns, a tail and a pitchfork I think.



prolly they were hidden by flab folds.

Anonymous said...

Runnersworld is for REAL hardcore "RUNNERS". If you ever notice, she rarely (if ever) posts her running speeds. Her times, yes, her speed no.
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If she finishes a 5K in 25 minutes can't your figure out her speed?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3186682&pg=3

I wonder how long it will be before the Evil Bitch MIL starts posting again. She's had her hand slapped good now.

Anonymous said...

The only MN peas I've even heard of from that lunch are CareyAyn and Typhus. CareyAyn looks great, I think. Typhus was much heavier than I expected/remembered.

Anonymous said...

"I love Maurice's stuff. I like that they carry the same cute options in the regular and plus sizes. I just have to be careful or I end up matching my students."


++++

Huh. I haven't been in a Maurice's since 1984....didn't know they even still existed.

Jane Doe said...

"Jane do you and your pea friends ever discuss the blog? Do they complain about it/know that they were mentioned here?

While I enjoy the service you provide, I think that kind of makes you a shitty friend."

Only one friend has mentioned the blog to me. It was a, "Hey, they're talking about me over there! LOL!" kind of thing.

Other than that, no. We don't talk about the blog, or the board all that much.

Anonymous said...

Does Miley Cyrus' haircut really warrant a two page thread?

Anonymous said...

16-Crafterbeth is annoying as fuck but jogging is still running. There will always be assholes who state you have to run a certain speed before it's considered running but most people define running as both feet off the ground at the same time. Doesn't matter if you are fucking slow or not. And like someone else pointed out, you can figure out her times by doing some basic math. She would be considered a runner by all but the biggest elitist assholes.

Anonymous said...

Miley's haircut?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Miley Cyrus's haircut has got the peahags all a-flutter.

Anonymous said...

Oh looky...yet again, guns didn't kill (or maim) a bunch of innocent people.


http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/13/13261291-police-officers-among-multiple-casualties-as-gunman-opens-fire-near-texas-am?lite
________________________________________________
You are correct. A person with a gun did. Unless the gun grew a brain, eyes, and legs. I don't know of any that have done so, do you?

Anonymous said...

Two phrases that irritate me - "what is this world coming to" and " what is wrong with people", and any variations of these two. The world has always been a mean and ugly place. People have always been stupid and cruel. Blame 24/7 news and the Internet.

Anonymous said...

#28
Thank You!!!

Anonymous said...

If you're reading here, CareyAnn, I agree - you look great :)

I'll never understand the appeal of attending a "Meeting of the Peas", though.

Anonymous said...

I'll admit to being curious enough to meet with the peas, I want to find out if they're really as dumb as they seem to play on the internet.

Anonymous said...

I'll never understand the appeal of attending a "Meeting of the Peas", though.
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Same here

Anonymous said...

I have been to a couple of Pea lunches. I went out of sheer curiosity. The peas tend to be much nicer and more civil in person. More semi-lurkers come than you'd expect.

Anonymous said...

I'll admit to being curious enough to meet with the peas, I want to find out if they're really as dumb as they seem to play on the internet.

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I'd like to be a fly on the wall at a pea meeting. I don't think I'd ever go to a pea meeting myself. I have too hard of a time keeping a straight face when people are being stupid/petty/phonies.

Anonymous said...

Edgy Coolness - https://www.facebook.com/esingeryee
http://pinterest.com/EdgyCoolness/

tip, if you ever want to find a pea, try typing in interest.com/"username"

usually works. pinterest is linked to Facebook usually as well.

Anonymous said...

Edgy Coolness is an irritating piece of shit and apparently so is Elissa Singer-Yee.

Anonymous said...

Why would I ever want to find a pea? I'm not a psycho stalker like you.

Anonymous said...

Do you mean pinterest? try batya.

Anonymous said...

The less I see of anything to do with EdgyCoolness, the better.

She's a freak.

Anonymous said...

Punchprincess

Anonymous said...

I was surprised that Missbitts and LucyG met up. Those two people don't seem like they'd have much in common aside from spouses in law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

exactly....opposite ends of the political spectrum for sure!!

Anonymous said...

what to do when the void inside wants to swallow you up

Anonymous said...

Eat pistachios
Get into a political debate on 2ps
Masturbate
Order a dozen pairs of shoes from Zappos

Anonymous said...

Avoid the pod. It will just depress you more.

Anonymous said...

I was surprised that Missbitts and LucyG met up. Those two people don't seem like they'd have much in common aside from spouses in law enforcement.

+++++++++++++++++++

I was wondering that myself.

Anonymous said...

Typhus is gigantic. Carey Ann looks just fine.

There are a couple of Peas I wouldn't mind meeting. But there's also so much crazy afoot at the Pod, that it's probably better to stay away.

Anonymous said...

Fat is the great insulator Kendra always says.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186881

I feel sorry for her stepson. It sounds like his dad is a dipshit and worse, his stepmother is a resentful, favorites-playing petty bitch.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure the crazy runs deep in myboysnme:

"Through Facebook at least 3 of my important relationships have been destroyed; my sister who unfriended me, my dear aunt who I found out is nuts whom I unfriended, and a cousin who I really didn't have a relationship with until she started posting shit about me and I unfriended her too."

Not sure how facebook could possibly ruin a relationship between sisters, I doubt the aunt is crazy and the cousin was probably telling the truth not posting shit.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3186682&pg=3

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3186682&pg=3

And...a hairflip!

Anonymous said...

Myboysandme seems like a crazy scary bitch. She tends to fly under the radar most of the time, but when she lets loose she has that self righteous bitter anger of the deeply fucked up.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186893

Is this pea seriously suggest we read a book written for 10 year olds?

Anonymous said...

2 questions for blog bitches:

which peas would you meet/want to be a fly in the wall at a pea meeting at?
I'd like to see Skybar out in the world. Is she as crazy looking/acting as she sounds on the NSBR?
Is GrinningCat as big of a cunt as she sounds?


any good pea blogs worth checking out?
ADD's is like a trainwreck for me. I have to visit when she posts a link and then I feel so embarrassed for her because it is so so bad

Anonymous said...

fricking Miley's hair gets 3 pages and the peas cant be bothered with Helen Gurley Browns death?

Anonymous said...

The holy peas wouldn't read a trashy rag like Cosmo, 55. They read only literature and Parents magazine.

I was a bit taken aback at that, too, but most peas are only self-serving feminists.

Anonymous said...

which peas would you meet/want to be a fly in the wall at a pea meeting at?

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I'd prefer to be a fly on the wall, I mainly lurk and don't bother posting anymore.

As far as who I'd like to see irl, tough call there's just so much crazy there.

I'd love to see if kittenonthekeys is as nuts as she sounds on the pod, or if addhousewife is as white trash as she appears and yes I'd love to run into skybar and see if she tries to save my soul or decides I'm a heathen and unworthy.

Anonymous said...

Yeah its not like Helen was Whitney Houston

Anonymous said...

Which one is Typhus in the picture? Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for Micki, add housewife, she tries so hard. She seems like a nice person with big ideas but they fall flat. Pretty sure she's hoping for a mommy blogging gig but it won't happen.

And for someone who claims to be an copy editor that could "make people cry" from her corrections she really needs to review that style book she was talking about earlier today.

Anonymous said...

I think "Typhus" is Mrs Tyler

Anonymous said...

No shit

Anonymous said...

She labels everyone in the picture. Why don't you try reading the caption?

Anonymous said...

Nowhere in the caption does it say TYPHUS

Anonymous said...

you mock her by calling her typhus but you don't know who you're talking about?

Anonymous said...

Dear god there is some epic level stupid here tonight.

Anonymous said...

Brace yourself for the butthurt when the Balanced Budget!1!! screamers* find out that the Ryan Plan significantly adds to the deficit and won't in fact pay it down for many, many
decades if at all.

*est. 1/20/09

Anonymous said...

Do Ryan and Obama have the same ears?

Anonymous said...

Ryan's ears are actually bigger.

Anonymous said...

His nose drives me crazy...

Anonymous said...

Kendra never needs to worry about her vagina's ph balance.

Rafalca said...

Hey Elise - is Ryans bastard child trending on Twitter *yet*?????

Anonymous said...

Ryan looks like Mr. Shue on Glee.....LOL

Anonymous said...

I'd like to meet GeorgiaPea's possum. Really

Anonymous said...

"If you ever notice, she rarely (if ever) posts her running speeds. Her times, yes, her speed no."

LOLOLOLOLOL!

I like this place. Like the bucket, it makes me feel so smart.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186935

Fuck no, I feel like I lose brain cells if I spend more than a few minutes a day at 2P. As far as learning about trends "months" before other people--so many of the peas apparently spend most of their time on the internet. Of course, they will know about trends before they get to their corners of the world.

Anonymous said...

OMG Nightowls shortest post ever:

"I don't get acting so childish.

And I'm not just talking to the OP. Some of you never left high school, apparently."

Of course she's hand slapping but still I don't think I've ever saw such a short post from her.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3186682&pg=3

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186935

Umm. No. It's pretty sad that so many answered "yes" though. And a little scary

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3125656

http://twopeassmack.blogspot.com/2011/10/space_26.html

Euroscrapper freakouts.

Anonymous said...

78 that thread title should read "are you smarter IN SPITE of 2peas."

Anonymous said...

omg
let's see, first of all breaking TOS by flogging your shit on 2peas. second of all, needing to mention clean eating when it is totally superfluous information. third of all, attention grabbing post of day? did I cover it all?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186914

Anonymous said...

So it isn't ok to say you hate Miley Cyrus' hair in this thread :
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186737

But it is okay to taunt and tease the way these people look in this thread :
http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186945

Just making sure what standards we're meeting with certain people today.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186761

Can somebody please give me the backstory on TrezMom's house? I have seen her mention it two or three times already today.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3186952&pg=2

I give thanks to Obama for turning the economy around! Wahoo!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186986
_________________________

Being cheated on.
Getting shot.
Peeing in your pants in front of coworkers.
Eating bad beans.
Finding out you're pregnant with an alien baby.

All of these are worse.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186975

There's nothing wrong with asking for a ride to the airport. I'd rather do that than be that family that arrives in a fucking limo. Get real.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing how politics brings out the BITCH in so many at the pod. Especially Mrs T and Lauren! Ikes, why can't they just LET. IT. GO!! I think most people at the pod have already decided whom they are going to vote for. Their vitriol would be better spend enlightening people outside of the pod!

Anonymous said...

The Ryan lovefest is hilarious in light of all their shouty "Messiah!" "The One!!" "Rockstar!" of four years ago.

Anonymous said...

I refuse to be one of those moochers who expects rides to and from the airport.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187028

If this were almost anybody else, the peas would be criticizing left and right about getting a non-rescue, designer breed. #tierone

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I love it when they say they need a hypoallergenic dog and the local rescue requires their first born. Uh, goldendoodle is not a hypoallergenic dog, it's half golden retriever. ACHOO!

I call bullshit on Peabay. ACHOO!

Anonymous said...

Totally 90, one other thing I learned from that thread, pea male dogs never hump. *eyeroll*

Perfect pets to go with their perfect children.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that's why I don't fit in well at 2P. My male dog is neutered and he still gets busy with his pillow. And he's not a rescue or a designer breed, either.

I'm sure if I had children, they would be imperfect by pea standards, too. @@

Anonymous said...

Pea dogs don't shit either.

Anonymous said...

Peabay really is a stupid twat. When it comes down to it she goes for a designer breed and tries to claim its b/c of allergies.
No true good liberal would turn up their nose at a rescue. What an elitist!!111!

Those last 2 sentences were intentional sarcastic snark. This disclaimer was necessary b/c someone will take it literally.

Anonymous said...

Wow more pea moms should think like this:

"Furthermore, I think life and parenting are too short to spend them lamenting what isn't as opposed to enjoying what is. I have one fabulous daughter - she's smart, talented, funny, energetic, and good to be around. If I can't have more, then it's okay, because the one that I have is a great kid." moveablefeast

I always get irritated when one of them is whining about wanting more kids.

Some of them MM2 for instance seem to think the more kids you have the better mommy you are.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187063

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187054

hahaha...the peas would NEVER keep something "pricey" that they got by mistake. But if the website had a "glitch" that let them order one at a huge and not believable discount they'd be all over it.

Anonymous said...

The more kids you have, the more stupid you are about using birth control.

Anonymous said...

Hah - 97, that's what I thought when I read that. I was one of the posters not afraid to say that what the Pea's were doing in that computer glitch thread was a bad idea so luckily I won't come off as a Hippocrates.

Anonymous said...


Some of them MM2 for instance seem to think the more kids you have the better mommy you are.
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What is it with Mormons and their large numbers of creatively-named children? Is there a biblical mandate?

Anonymous said...

And what about us heathens that don't want children at all? Sorry, I enjoy being able to have a leisurely glass of wine after work before I make dinner with my husband. Dinner that we don't even sit down to eat until *GASP* 8 pm.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3187032&pg=2

chocluver said what I was thinking

Maybe your husband is gay?

Anonymous said...

More babies = more Mormons. It's as simple as that.

Every time I see the word Mormons, I read it as Morons. Freudian perhaps?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187076

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

So. I just talked to some runner friends. They said Crafterbeth and the other running peas are nothing but joggers. LOL. Crafterbeth is a big time BSer. Time to put her on ignore.

Anonymous said...

@105 -
My skinny "jogging" ass still beats your fat "couch" ass any day.

Anonymous said...

Is Eiffel65 a man or a woman. It is impossible to tell from the avatar.

Anonymous said...

"Maybe that's why I don't fit in well at 2P. My male dog is neutered and he still gets busy with his pillow."

this cracked me up! lmao

Anonymous said...

106 is Crafterbeth?

Anonymous said...

106 didn't throw in a mention of a hysterectomy so no I doubt 106 is CB.

Anonymous said...

106 must be Crafterbeth. Only she would be stupid enough to play the fat card on someone she doesn't even know.

Anonymous said...

Hey IgnaRANTmuch you're not as funny as you think you are.

Anonymous said...

Yes she is....

Anonymous said...

Crafterbeth can be very annoying, but if you look at her stats in her siggy she has run a 9 minute per mile half and a 10 minute per mile full.

She's a runner.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187137

I think tizzle is some bored tier one peas alter troll id.

Anonymous said...

Crafterbeth can be very annoying, but if you look at her stats in her siggy she has run a 9 minute per mile half and a 10 minute per mile full.

She's a runner.
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Her time qualify her for the Boston marathon. I think she is annoying but she runs marathons regularly. I don't care how fast she does it because most people couldn't walk 26 miles in a day.

Anonymous said...

Crafterbeth feels the need to talk about her running because that's all she has in her life, running. Nothing more.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187137

I think tizzle is some bored tier one peas alter troll id.
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Maybe but if she's real and has been dating a guy for 3 months but is just finding out his father is dying...honey he's not that into you.
Also sending your CC number to the bar where the guy you've been dating 3 months is beginner psycho-stalker behavior.

Anonymous said...

What's your point, 105? Running, walking, jogging, heck crawling is all better than sitting on your ass and complaining. CB is a runner, she looks great and by all means put her on ignore if she bothers you but she never has a bad thing to say about anyone else so you should learn to STFU.

Anonymous said...

OMG I can't believe the amount of stupid inane questions that get asked on the board:

Where to buy backpack/lunch boxes

What to take to work for lunch

What do you take your lunch in

What to put in a jr. high kids lunch box

It's crazy, do they just want to start threads? Are there really that many people who can't figure day to day stuff out for themselves?

Anonymous said...

Relax 119 seems like certain peas bug people more then others. CB and her constant !!!OMG running!!! Hysterectomy!!! Blah blah!!! get's old.

Anonymous said...

So glad I'm not the only one that thought Tizzle was nuts for giving her CC number over the phone for drinks. It doesn't matter if she's a regular, it is fucking crazy. Let your man have a night out with his friends without having to think about your crazy ass!

Anonymous said...

119 must be crafterbeth.

Anonymous said...

NSBR should be renamed the busy body board.

Anonymous said...

"I am trying to figure out why there is such a strong correlation between the "OMG Mrs. Nobama slighted royalty" posts and posts that abuse grammar and punctuation.

It's not a good thing when someone who makes as many typos as I do notices that."




Yes. I've noticed that pretty much all the low-information, nutcase conspiracy theorists types seem to have this in common.

MORANS!

Anonymous said...

120 ... You have said what I came here to ask. How the hell do these people function in society.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that's why so many of them are SAHMs--they can't function in greater society without help.

There sure are a lot of dingbats on the Busybody Board (great name, 124).

Anonymous said...

It's crazy, do they just want to start threads? Are there really that many people who can't figure day to day stuff out for themselves?
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I think about 1/3 of them have no clue, 1/3 want to make sure they are doing what the cool kids are doing and the other 1/3 are hoping to start a legendary thread with a simple question.

Anonymous said...



Crafterbeth feels the need to talk about her running because that's all she has in her life, running. Nothing more.
August 15, 2012 8:38 AM

Probably. Or maybe she's just your garden variety thundercunt.

Anonymous said...

Why do these BusyBody's think they can save everything from their friends troubled marriages to their kid's poor mannered friends? What happened to minding your own business? I couldn't imagine being so invested in other people's lives. I have my own to worry about.

Anonymous said...

I agree that it's probably the only thing in her life based on the way she obsesses over it

Anonymous said...

119Anonymous said... 119 What's your point, 105? Running, walking, jogging, heck crawling is all better than sitting on your ass and complaining. CB is a runner, she looks great and by all means put her on ignore if she bothers you but she never has a bad thing to say about anyone else so you should learn to STFU.

August 15, 2012 9:43 AM

"Looks great"? WHAT? She looks ill. Running make some women look like boys. She does NOT "look great"!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187036

I'd hate to live with that as my mother.

Anonymous said...

133: So protecting pets is bad?

Anonymous said...


"What is it with Mormons and their large numbers of creatively-named children? Is there a biblical mandate?"

No. I only have three kids and we named them what ever we wanted. They have normal names. One is an older more traditional name, but it's not biblical.

Anonymous said...

No, but flying off the handle in that way is. There is no reason to do bag searches, this is gum not drugs. Ultimatums for gum? Puh-leaze.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187215

Here we go again, the evils of abortion. If you think of having one and but don't you'll still feel guilty!!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3187201&org_post_to_fb=&post_to_fb=

I love the people who are saying suck it up. What's with adults who are such picky eaters? Several people on that thread pointed out that we don't have to like all foods. Of course not, most people have something they don't like to eat. But sometimes things can't always be about me me me. The OP should tell her baby dh to suck it up.

Anonymous said...

137 - In that Paul Ryan for president thread someone said something about his stance on abortion. Mrs T came in and said something to the effect of "cutting a baby out" of their mother an how horrifying it is. Oh how I wish she would educate herself on what an abortion really is, but no. All she sees is the anti-choice propaganda that is totally false and misleading.

Anonymous said...

138 got there first. I can't believe the OP was thinking of bringing her own food. Holy cow, that's beyond rude.

That dinner is a trainwreck in the making.

Anonymous said...

Not surprised how many Peas don't like fish, given the recipes posted on the Bucket.

Anonymous said...

I loathe cooked mushrooms with every fiber of my being. My husband and I were visiting his mother earlier this summer and she made us beautiful omelettes with you guessed it...cooked mushrooms inside. My MIL had no idea I didn't like them and I was not about to tell her while she was in the middle of cooking for me. My mother raised me to be a gracious guest and I ate the entire thing along with the mushrooms.

It didn't kill me and my MIL is none the wiser, it is not a battle I'm willing to have. There are always times when you are given something you may not like and the mature thing to do is to eat as much as you can and thank your host. The nerve of some people really astounds me.

Anonymous said...

CB is a runner, she looks great
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Sorry, but she does not look great. Not at all.

Anonymous said...

137 - In that Paul Ryan for president thread someone said something about his stance on abortion. Mrs T came in and said something to the effect of "cutting a baby out" of their mother an how horrifying it is. Oh how I wish she would educate herself on what an abortion really is, but no. All she sees is the anti-choice propaganda that is totally false and misleading.

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Karalynn Tyler is a self-righteous loon who cannot *fathom* that other people have perfectly valid beliefs and opinions that differ from her rigid world-view.

Even worse, she wants to impose her fundi-based world-view on everyone else.

Anonymous said...

On the seafood invite thread, the advice to stuff the children ahead of time is horrible. Why would they try anything new on a full stomach?

A helicopter parent who will do anything to protect her children from eating something she doesn't even know they'll dislike. And her husband is a big baby.

Anonymous said...

I want to bitch-slap that thundercunt every time she (or one of her comrades) says "Republicans/conservatives don't want to outlaw abortion! Really! Promise!!"

Fucking bald-faced liars.

Anonymous said...

Who ya gonna believe, your own eyes and ears or Mrs. T?

Anonymous said...

Not surprised how many Peas don't like fish, given the recipes posted on the Bucket.

August 15, 2012 2:18 PM


Maybe. If it was swimming in cream of crap soup and liberally laced with cream cheese glop. With a side of magical boef.

Anonymous said...

I didn't used to like fish but have learned that good fish prepared well is very tasty. I've always liked shellfish though. It's hard to fuck up boiled shrimp.

Anonymous said...

I hate fussy eaters-they really annoy me. It's attention seeking behavior and no adult should ever have to mention their pickiness about food. You're not a 2 year old, FFS! Learn to deal.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone seen the video of Soledad O'Brien and John Sununu discussing Romney's Medicare Plan. It should be called "Politics at Two Peas" because I swear to GOD that's where they got that little skit from!!!

http://www.upworthy.com/cnn-actually-fact-checks-a-politician-hilarity-ensues?c=la1

Anonymous said...

As someone who finds gum chewing disgusting, I never allowed my DD to have gum. Ever.

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Gum chewing is disgusting but skunks and possums in the house is a-ok?

Hillbilly freak.

Anonymous said...

********NEWSFLASH*********


Apparently its OKEY DOKEY to do un-Christian-like things as long as you are donating hundreds of millions of dollars to a republican campaign.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187158

Anonymous said...

Obama's health care reform looks familiar... like it's from the state of Mass.

Anonymous said...

I hate fussy eaters-they really annoy me. It's attention seeking behavior and no adult should ever have to mention their pickiness about food. You're not a 2 year old, FFS! Learn to deal.
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Seriously. Every adult picky eater and most kid picky eaters were a pain in the ass some other way as well.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187246

Aw, somebody got her feelings hurt. Then she started another thread to whine about getting her feelings hurt. Those big bad snotty Americans are picking on her!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Aw, somebody got her feelings hurt. Then she started another thread to whine about getting her feelings hurt. Those big bad snotty Americans are picking on her!!!!!!!!
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Except when they are backing her up while she bashes Canadian health care. The poster was previously known as lostinspace. She has mental issues. I just can't go on the attack.

Anonymous said...

"Christian or not, it's not my place to tell others what they can and cannot do with their uteri."

/Fixed that for ya *Jenny*.

Anonymous said...

Does lostinspace/momof1child really have mental health issues, or is she Skybarf mental?

Anonymous said...

I don't have possums or skunks in my house, but I do agree that teen girls chewing gum looks trashy.
Actually anyone who chews gum looks trashy.

Rafalca Romney said...

Has anyone seen the video of Soledad O'Brien and John Sununu discussing Romney's Medicare Plan.


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Liberals are so MEAN!!

Anonymous said...

I am trying to figure out why there is such a strong correlation between the "OMG Mrs. Nobama slighted royalty" posts and posts that abuse grammar and punctuation.

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Zero sense of humor, also too.

Anonymous said...

Kendra just loves fish.

Anonymous said...

myboysnme see your "always put shopping cart away" and raise you a "I never park in front of someones house.":

"I am not saying you are wrong, but I probably would have moved if she asked me to. I would not feel right parking there when I knew it upset the home owner."

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187232

Anonymous said...

Fuckety-fuck-fuck Fuckin' fuck! FUCK!!!!!

There, now I feel a little bit better.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187261

Wasn't PinkyZebra known for racism and extreme bitchiness? Something about her posts her (which are fairly mild) is ringing a bell.

Anonymous said...

I swear to god, there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, that Nightowl Scrapper does not have a fucking self-righteous opinion about. She must be so insufferable to live with!

Anonymous said...

166 yeah you right. Klan material that one.

Anonymous said...

166 here...that should have read "Something about her posts here (which are fairly mild) is ringing a bell."

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 168. I guess I'll be proactive and put her on ignore. I can do without the racists.

Anonymous said...

We have an Australian teacher at our public school here in the States. She has a beautiful accent but messes around with our senses by chewing gum, interfering with that lovely accent of hers! LOL

We had an 8th grade graduation at the school this year and the teacher was CHEWING GUM ON THE STAGE at the graduation. I thought that was pretty low-class.

Anonymous said...

pinky zebra has been away quite a long time. seems like she's coming in all soft footed to take any noobs unawares. when she's fully ramped up every post is vitriolic in that special wingnutty way. mebbe she's been on section the past few months.

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate gum smackers. That IS really low class.

Anonymous said...

wtf is with the whiners that periodically post threads about having a political board over there? It's like it must be so inconvenient for them to skip an obviously political thread, which they all are obvious.
Yet everyone else has to put up with the dumbass "what shall I make with this cream cheese/ground beef/ranch dressing/octopus leg" or "please diagnose my exceedingly vague symptoms for me coz I looked up vomiting and diarrhoea and it said I had fibroids but I've had a hysterctomy...blah blah blah", or "would you eat this bread that I found in the back of the closet? It does look a bit discolored but I can guarantee you it has been stored in a temperature controlled environment".

Anonymous said...

PinkyZebra = Klu Klutz Klan

Anonymous said...

Momof1child is LostinSpace? Holy shit, that explains everything.

LostinSpace is a raging loon. I hate it when the loons change usernames.

(*cough* Sammel/OldPeaStillLame)

Anonymous said...

Maybe. If it was swimming in cream of crap soup and liberally laced with cream cheese glop. With a side of magical boef.


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LOL! Then dip it in sugar and fry it in lard, and it will be a Pea food group.

Anonymous said...

Keep insulting the US's 3rd largest city Annabanana. Why not throw in some Hollywood (leftist hippocrites!), San Francisco (filthy gays!), New York City (elitist liberals!) while you're at it.

The party of unity, indeed.

Anonymous said...

Annafuckingtopbanana elected herself board monitor:

"A while ago I changed my MO here and now I speak out when I believe I see certain behavior toward some of the peas. I guess that makes me a target and people assume I'm lock-step with their philosophy which couldn't be further from the truth. This is just pure response to the mean personal behavior I've seen. You know, respect and all that."

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Anonymous said...

she does think very highly of herself doesn't she?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3187063&pg=1

Yeah. Because you're not a real family unless Jesus fills your womb with children a la Dugger.

This OP is a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

Well there is quite a bit of "real Amercian women are walking incubators whose sole purpose and sole means of fullfillment is to birth and raise children' going around these days...

Revolts me, but it's out there.

Anonymous said...

anna = whiney-ass titty baby

Anonymous said...

"A while ago I changed my MO here and now I speak out when I believe I see certain behavior toward some of the peas. I guess that makes me a target and people assume I'm lock-step with their philosophy which couldn't be further from the truth. This is just pure response to the mean personal behavior I've seen. You know, respect and all that."


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Nice victim act, AnnaBanana.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187231
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I really didn't think it was all that expensive for a fund raiser.

Anonymous said...

Yet they pay $40 for a box of cookies from a stranger on the internet.

Anonymous said...

$50, #186!

Anonymous said...

Here's something I've wondered: is Miss Lerin's Mama's daughter's name Lerin or is it MIss Lerin? If it's Lerin why does she call her Miss-that's odd.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187231
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I really didn't think it was all that expensive for a fund raiser.
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Neither did I. $16 is "too rich for my blood"? LOL! It's a fucking fund raiser ya bunch of cheap asses!

Anonymous said...

Here's something I've wondered: is Miss Lerin's Mama's daughter's name Lerin or is it MIss Lerin? If it's Lerin why does she call her Miss-that's odd.

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She's fucking annoying. We don't care about your kid as much as you think we do.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't pay $16 for shitty fundraiser cookie dough, I'd rather just write a check for the entire amount needed to fund the activity.

Anonymous said...

I don't have possums or skunks in my house, but I do agree that teen girls chewing gum looks trashy.
Actually anyone who chews gum looks trashy
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Someone chewing Gum is trashy? What a Dumb Ass thing to say.

Anonymous said...

Chewing gum is one thing. Popping, pulling on it, playing with gum and being obnoxious is another.

Anonymous said...

Neither did I. $16 is "too rich for my blood"? LOL! It's a fucking fund raiser ya bunch of cheap asses!
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I wouldn't pay $16 for shitty fundraiser cookie dough, I'd rather just write a check for the entire amount needed to fund the activity.
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I guess I needn't mention the $200/person fundraising dinner for Prostrate Cancer Research my DH and I attend every year?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187196

Thread about older autistic children.

Serious question:

Why is it the federal/state governments responsibility to care and provide for all of the autistic children? I understand the IEP's, etc. for school - but after they age out of school and until they die at 80+ years of age? Why is it assumed that the government (i.e. taxpayer dollars) should pay AND provide homes for their care and NOT the parents?

Isn't this just another 'social services' programs that so many people are so against?

Please help me so the logic or reasoning in this.

Anonymous said...

see not so. Ugh. Sorry

Anonymous said...

I guess I needn't mention the $200/person fundraising dinner for Prostrate Cancer Research my DH and I attend every year?


Prostrate Cancer makes me want to go lay down and take a nap.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't pay $16 for shitty fundraiser cookie dough, I'd rather just write a check for the entire amount needed to fund the activity.

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I just don't get this way of thinking? Why NOT get cookies out of it? I have yet to have shitty cookie dough.

Anonymous said...

Because I don't need it. Just like I don't need magazines, gift wrap or tins of popcorn. It is just crap that takes up space.

Anonymous said...

I agree, 195. All these special snowflakes are a huge drain on the system.

And I'm sorry, but I think a lot of times, "autism" is used to excuse really bad behavior and parenting.

Not in all cases, but I think it's a convenient bandaid for a lot of these people.

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