Monday, August 13, 2012

Space

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Anonymous said...

This twat needs a fucking diary or journal or something. ffs, nobody cares!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187334

Anonymous said...

Why is it the federal/state governments responsibility to care and provide for all of the autistic children?
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Doesn't the government already provide for its disabled citizens? I95 is right...there is going to be a tsunami of autistic adults flooding the country in a very short while with no resources to take care of them.

Anonymous said...

Prostrate Cancer - Don't Take Cancer Lying Down!

Anonymous said...

Prostrate Cancer makes me want to go lay down and take a nap

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LOL. I was about to post something similar!

Anonymous said...

Thread about older autistic children.

Serious question:

Why is it the federal/state governments responsibility to care and provide for all of the autistic children? I understand the IEP's, etc. for school - but after they age out of school and until they die at 80+ years of age? Why is it assumed that the government (i.e. taxpayer dollars) should pay AND provide homes for their care and NOT the parents?

Isn't this just another 'social services' programs that so many people are so against?

Please help me so the logic or reasoning in this.


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The thing is nobody wants to pay for anything anymore that doesn't directly affect them right this minute.

I know scads of anti-taxers like this.

I can't count the anti-welfare FB rants by moms who took WIC or food stamps years ago, a fact conviently ignored or else their case was "special". Even worse are the deadbeat dads who abandoned their kids and left the state (taxpayers) to pick up the pieces and fastforward are now are shrieking anti-tax, small government Randoids.

People are fucked up.

Anonymous said...

I get the joke about "prostrate" cancer, it is annoying that people can't get the word right and use the wrong word.

But I have to say when you've had cancer it's no laughing matter whether you say the name correctly or incorrectly. Its still a pain in the ass.

Consider your hands slapped.

Anonymous said...

But I have to say when you've had cancer it's no laughing matter whether you say the name correctly or incorrectly. Its still a pain in the ass.

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Was that pain in the ass comment intentional? Sounds like laughter to me.

Anonymous said...

Oh, for the love of the little baby Jeebus.

There's always one wet blanket that feels the need to handslap, so thanks for being that person, 206.

For the record, I've lost loved ones to cancer and the confusion between "prostate" and "prostrate" STILL amuses me.

But I hope your little handslap made you feel better.

Anonymous said...

No one is laughing at cancer, asshat.

We're laughing at the mixup between prostate and prostRate.

Was loss of sense of humor one of the side effects of your treatment?

Anonymous said...

I LOL'd because when my grandpa was diagnosed, my granny used to call it 'prostRate' all.the.time. And we all snickered.

Sew me.

Swiss Amnesty said...

Your Mormon Cult doesn't count as a "charity" or "taxes" and you know it, you deceitful fuck.

Anonymous said...

http://www.shopcitycreekcenter.com/

Since when do "charities" build shopping malls? Yet pay no taxes? And their members's thiths are a tax deductable?

Fucking scam artists. And Un-American.

Anonymous said...

Prostrate Cancer makes me want to go lay down and take a nap
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Fucking spell check.

Oh well - giggles at my expense are well deserved.

Anonymous said...

a hefty chunk of those tithes also go to support things like Prop 8

Anonymous said...

this must be a pennyring alter

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187367

Anonymous said...

Space, Jane!

Anonymous said...

Wow. I really hate those mouth-breathing fucktard republicans at the bukkit.

How is he fucking women and queers?

REALLY assfuck??? You can't figure that on out on your own???

Anonemouse said...

Well, the every lovely KikiNicole is complaining again. Wah Wah my son is on an elite team and is showcasing for colleges and - poor us - look at all the running we'll have to do. OMG, do you think there is anything she doesn't bitch about??

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187334



Anonymous said...

Re #194 ^^^

It's "prostate" not "prostrate"

Anonymous said...

Regarding 219:

I think we're aware of that. Did you miss the other 8,000 posts addressing this hilarious mistake?

Fuck, the handslappers with no reading comprehension abilities are out en force today.

Anonymous said...

Prostrate Cancer makes me want to go lay down and take a nap
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Fucking spell check.

Oh well - giggles at my expense are well deserved.

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You're ok. :)

Anonymous said...

I just don't get this way of thinking? Why NOT get cookies out of it? I have yet to have shitty cookie dough.
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Because in fundraisers that have a product the kids get anywhere between 20-60% of the money. This varies by company. If you write a check the kids get 100% of the money.

Anonymous said...

Can someone make enjoytotheend go away again? everything is poor is me, dramatic, death. She is the debbie downer of 2Ps.

Anonymous said...

So the political posts don't bother me, I can easily tell which threads are political and which aren't. It's the Pea's that insist on putting in the title of their threads "this isn't political!!!" that are getting annoying.

Anonymous said...

Shorter Dynalady:

"I GOT MINE! FUCK THE REST OF YOU!!!"

Anonymous said...

Fuuuck. Now we get eight months of engagement/wedding/honeymoon posts from BurningChicken and her weird-ass daughter. I may have to take a break from 2P.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187448

General Sherman said...

Ooooh Jodster said "civil war"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is AN?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187401

Your husband needs to get a fucking clue if he wants to know what the peas think. I'm thinking she's just full of shit about him asking to post for pea feedback.

Anonymous said...

AN is BurningFeather's daughter. She's as annoying as her mother but fortunately doesn't post as much as Carla does. Yet.

Anonymous said...

Right, 29? I always think it is bizarre when Peas say they read something to their husband to get their opinion. If I ever did that my husband would look at me and think I'm crazy for caring about an online message board so much.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187379

Wow, BergdorfBlonde really showed her true colors. And I think her story about the bed is bullshit, too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187222

I think people should lose points for good deeds if they brag about them on the internet.

Anonymous said...

That ring is ugly

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187333


So I will admit that it has been a while since I've been in school and I don't have any children to back to school shop for, but how hard is it to know what you should buy for your child? I know that some office supply stores have "suggested" lists for each grade that you can use as a guideline. And can't you just look up the curriculum and try to figure out what you'd need? Get the basics to tide you over and get the specifics once you know for sure... it isn't that difficult.

Anonymous said...

He's marrying her for her Italian beef

Anonymous said...

236 wins teh internets!

Anonymous said...

@36 She should be marrying him for his *beef* but AN probably has a bigger dick than him anyway.

Anonymous said...

All hail the Magical Beuof!

Anonymous said...

School supply shopping isn't rocket surgery. There's a school/grade list at every Office Depot and/or the school website.

Worse case scenario: you pick up any missing item(s) after school starts.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the ring is ugly - it's just small or her finger's fat.

Anonymous said...

I've also never heard of schools sending out specific lists, and I went to public school in broke ass California in the mid 90's to 2000's...

Anonymous said...

But...but...If the peas used common sense about school supplies, they wouldn't have as much to whine about! The poor persecuted mommies must be able to complain about not being able to find X item, or about the length of the lists!

I almost typed, They wouldn't have anything to whine about, but then I remembered who I was talking about.

Anonymous said...

And whine about being asked to buy Crayolas instead of generic.

Anonymous said...

School supply shopping cuts into their 50 Shades reading-and-fapping time.

Anonymous said...

If the Peas want to bitch about Crayola vs generic, they need to be shown this photo.

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/crayons-500x375.jpg

Crayola is superior for 18 cents more.

Anonymous said...

What is more cunty than correcting typos, grammar and punctuation? Starting a whole thread about it.

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=10&thread_id=3187446

Anonymous said...



http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187379

Wow, BergdorfBlonde really showed her true colors. And I think her story about the bed is bullshit, too.
August 16, 2012 7:13 PM

No kidding. I think she's off her meds or something.

Anonymous said...

Now she's really gone off. She bitches because people dared to criticize her, then she bitches because somebody defended her? I especially like that she's appointed herself board cop because she started the thread. If people got to decide who posts on threads they start, 2P would be a much different place. @@

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187435


LOL @ peasfu1l1.

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to like Peasful1

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187444

What's that sound off in the distance? By God...it sounds like helicopters taking off. A new school year has started! Beware the wrath of HELICOPTER MOM

Anonymous said...

She's more than a little high-strung.

Anonymous said...

Seems like a lot of peas are speaking up and pushing back on the stupidity at the bukkit.

Me likey.

Anonymous said...

"She" in 253 - Bergorf

Anonymous said...

Kendra thinks Jane might be dead.

Anonymous said...

30Anonymous said... 30 AN is BurningFeather's daughter. She's as annoying as her mother but fortunately doesn't post as much as Carla does. Yet.

August 16, 2012 7:05 PM

Yet? She used to post WAY more than her mom.

Anonymous said...

C'mon, Jane give us new space. You da man.

Anonymous said...

I bet if it was HER family, there would be no problem.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3187462&pg=2

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!
"I gag when I open the fridge because of the variety of smells. Because of this a lot of foods just turn me off. If I could get away with it, I would eat a bland diet everyday. I have tried to overcome this issue with limited success." --from "Neighbor just invited us..." thread

Yeah, it realllllly looks like it from the pic~

Anonymous said...

I bet if it was HER family, there would be no problem.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3187462&pg=2
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I thought you were talking about this thread

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187369

I mean HOW DARE someone plan their wedding when jrenae cannot attend!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL I wanted to say to jrenae , do the bride and groom need to have your authorization before they can set a date?

Anonymous said...

I'd love to see the Conservipea's rationalize their way out of this.

http://i.imgur.com/BaysL.jpg

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the right wing Christian peas should move to Moscow. Gay Pride banned for a100 years and a band jailed for two years for blasphemy. They would fit right in

Anonymous said...

Why do Peas bother getting married and having children if they hate being around their extended family so much? All they are doing is preparing their children to do the exact same thing to them when their kids get married and have families of their own.

Anonymous said...

AN's inspiration photos look like the old basement at the MGM Grand. If you stare at them long enough, you can hear the bleeps and bloops of the slots, and smell a thousand cigarettes at once.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187435

Go peasful1! Why would you marry someone so dumb you had to tell them how to drive? Is he so dumb ADD had to tell him he ran the light? STFU, woman.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3187520

heh. dalayney just got pwned. love it!

Anonymous said...

School just started. I give ADD 2 weeks until she's posting some bullshit about how the school wronged one of her special snowflakes.

Anonymous said...



School just started. I give ADD 2 weeks until she's posting some bullshit about how the school wronged one of her special snowflakes.
August 17, 2012 11:04 AM

I'll see your bet, and raise it to one week :P

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't pay $16 for shitty fundraiser cookie dough, I'd rather just write a check for the entire amount needed to fund the activity.

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I just don't get this way of thinking? Why NOT get cookies out of it? I have yet to have shitty cookie dough.
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If you give them $16, the school gets to keep the entire amount, where as if you buy the junk that's sold, the school only gets to keep a very small percentage of that money.

Anonymous said...

Kendra thinks Jane might be dead.
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Jane hopes Kendra is dead.

Anonymous said...

"I've also never heard of schools sending out specific lists, and I went to public school in broke ass California in the mid 90's to 2000's..."

Not everyone lives in CA dumb ass. Different states do different things.

Anonymous said...

My schools never sent out lists, either, 273. I went to school in five different states from 1983-1996. We always got a few basics before school started and specifics afterward.

Anonymous said...

Why do Peas bother getting married and having children if they hate being around their extended family so much? All they are doing is preparing their children to do the exact same thing to them when their kids get married and have families of their own.
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What a stupid statement. Just because you love your spouse, it doesn't mean your going to love your in-laws. That's how real life works. Some people are just a PITA, and you don't get to pick and choose who your extended family is.

Anonymous said...

My schools never sent out lists, either, 273. I went to school in five different states from 1983-1996. We always got a few basics before school started and specifics afterward.
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273 here. We are in the year 2012...things change. I went online, printed out the list for my child grade, and bought the supplies already. Done. Live in the present and not the past.

Anonymous said...

273 here again
forgot to add...
BTW I was an army brat growing up (went to 12 different schools myself) some schools had lists and some did not. The only difference is there was less stuff to buy back then. But, like I said, times change, get used to it.

Anonymous said...

California resident here, I meant the fact that these people have to provide basic school supplies for their teachers, even California can seem to scrounge up the money for glue sticks and scissors for each student.

Anonymous said...

California resident here, I meant the fact that these people have to provide basic school supplies for their teachers, even California can seem to scrounge up the money for glue sticks and scissors for each student.

I've lived in 6 different states, and in every one of them, parents have had to furnish school supplies like glue sticks and scissors.

CA seems to have no problem spending money, but now that they're out of it, things need to change.

Rafalca Romney said...

I find it freaking HILARIOUS that Typus's dream boy, Paul Ryan, is a long-time disciple of Ayn Rand - who described the idea of a fetus having a right to life as “vicious nonsense”!

LMFAO.

Anonymous said...

Kendra thinks Jane might be dead.
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Jane hopes Kendra is dead.



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Touché.

Anonymous said...

long-time disciple of Ayn Rand

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Wrong! He just liked the beat!!! Never paid attention to the actual words!!

Anonymous said...

Except he's got a long history of forcing all his staffers read the colected works of dear departed Ayn.

Anonymous said...

Except he's got a long history of forcing all his staffers read the colected works of dear departed FETUS-MURDERIN' Ayn.

//fixxed

Anonymous said...

BergdorfBlonde is her own Special Snowflake. She makes all her own rules and doesn't have the ability to see that she is doing anything wrong. A total narcissist.

Anonymous said...

BergdorfBlonde is a psychotic twunt. I will go pop some popcorn the next time I see her start a thread.

That GET OFF MY THREAD shit was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

All the conservative frothers' reaction to Paul Ryan and Rage Against the Machine is precious.

Anonymous said...

Why are all the stupid ones also so loud and blustery? I'm thinking of Delayney today. She drives me nuts. Lynlam, too (as always).

Anonymous said...

And why is it so hard for them to understand the irony behind it all? No one is saying he can't like RATM, its just a leeeeeetle tooooooooooo ironic.

Anonymous said...

It's not that I don't agree with Barfdoor Blonde that a bed shouldn't break after a year of use for just sleeping. And being pissed at the store for being a bunch of assholes.

But FUCK she was like psychotic on that thread. 30 years of legal experience?? Watchin' The People's Court in between Jenny Craig clients don't count.

Anonymous said...

290 I lol'ed. I wondered when she fit in 30 years of legal experience between her Jenny Craig career, and wasn't she a model and now she's been down in FL not doing shit but complain about everything under the sun for a couple of years? Guess she began that legal career when she was about 7.

Anonymous said...

BergdorfBlonde is a classic boy who cried wolf. She has lied about and exaggerated so much shit, that anything she says is suspect.

Add in the batshit crazy, narcissicistic BS and that is one hell of a train wreck.

If she was a reality show, the dumbass peas would be gobbling it up.

Anonymous said...

That furniture store she bought from looks like pure ghetto trash stuff in the first place.

You get what you pay for.

Anonymous said...

How long do we have to hear Typhus complain that PunchPrincess hasn't apologized?

Anonymous said...

290 I lol'ed. I wondered when she fit in 30 years of legal experience between her Jenny Craig career, and wasn't she a model and now she's been down in FL not doing shit but complain about everything under the sun for a couple of years? Guess she began that legal career when she was about 7.


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1000+

Jane Doe said...

New space is up!

Anonymous said...

Last!

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