Wednesday, August 8, 2012

New Space

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Anonymous said...

Kendra's first!

Anonymous said...

FFS.

but thanks for the space.

Anonymous said...

Mariah is a tool. It should tell her something that the only who laughed was DelphiniumTwinkle

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to remember what DelphiniumTwinkle's old pea name was.

Anonymous said...

Bad gateway! bad gateway!

Anonymous said...

Now I can't remember either, 4.

Anonymous said...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/08/olympic-village-condoms-2012_n_1756067.html

Anonymous said...

I think it was Bethie Pea

Anonymous said...

Wonder why 2peas can't manage to keep a website up and going. Maybe they need the expertise of darkangel/adarasmommy

Anonymous said...

Country star Randy Travis was charged with driving while intoxicated after the country singer crashed his car west of Tioga, Texas and was found naked and combative at the scene.

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Fucking redneck!

Anonymous said...

GeorgiaPea "I'm a Red Hatter so I do go to that website and catch up on what's happening. At home I check out eBay, but that's blocked here on my work computer. Since going back to work I spend a lot of time here as there is sometimes NOTHING to do."
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is there a shot for this kind of stupid? I'm sure her employer would be so happy to know that they're paying her to comment on 2peas.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the stupid shot should be used on the dumbass who actually hired her

Anonymous said...

Mariah is a tool. It should tell her something that the only who laughed was DelphiniumTwinkle

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And Kendra.

Kendra LOLd.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185877

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Everyone has peed in the pool before. Get over it.

Jane Doe said...

Not true. I've NEVER peed in a pool. In fact, I cannot pee anywhere other than a properly designated bathroom, but I'm weird like that. ;)

Anonymous said...

maybe peeing in weird places comes easier to dudes? have any of the female swimmers confirmed phelps and lochte's claims that everyone does it?

Anonymous said...

Why is Typhus still trying to justify her greed in the HP computer thread? You were greedy...you're not Jesus, you're allowed to sin. Acknowledge it and move on, perhaps it will save you some indigestion.

Anonymous said...

I've peed in pools. It's not any grosser than swimming in fish pee and fish shit.

Pool water is chlorinated. I'm with the blog bitch who said get over it.

Now if someone were shitting in pools, then I could see the hysteria.

Anonymous said...

Why is Typhus still trying to justify her greed in the HP computer thread?
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Why does anyone care? She's never going to admit that anything she does is wrong. She's a very sick, whacked out person.

I ordered a computer. I figured it was a glitch, but in case it wasn't, I could really use a deal like that. If that makes me a thief or a hypocrite, I can live with it.

Anonymous said...

People care because she's never wrong. There is always a justification, an excuse or a misunderstanding.

A 12 year old can admit when they are wrong, it is a basic mature trait any average adult should have.

Anonymous said...

I started the Hunger Games trilogy a couple of days ago. I'm on Mockingjay, and I have to say that so far, the NSBR reminds me of the Capitol.

If the NSBR is a microcosm of the U.S. we are in deep shit.

Anonymous said...

People care because she's never wrong. There is always a justification, an excuse or a misunderstanding.

A 12 year old can admit when they are wrong, it is a basic mature trait any average adult should have.
August 8, 2012 1:27 PM

Look, I totally agree with you. She is a twunt of epic proportions.

The thing is, she's Skybar and RainbowCrapper level crazy. Engaging with her is completely pointless. They are trolls. They want an argument. They want an audience. They get off on people trying to reason with them.

Why give them what they want? That's what I'm saying. And they read (and post) here, too.

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler really needs to stop preaching to everyone and start following her own words.

Anonymous said...

The thing is, she's Skybar and RainbowCrapper level crazy. Engaging with her is completely pointless. They are trolls. They want an argument. They want an audience. They get off on people trying to reason with them.

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Agree completely though I would edit it to 'delusional AND crazy'.

Anonymous said...

ITA, 24

Anonymous said...

Which one of those oh, so Christian bitches son got a whole bunch of Ipods or something like that when they first came out and then re-sold on EBay? He made a bundle and his proud mama who bragged on him couldn't understand why the Peas were upset.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185910


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Why is it that whenever alcohol in social setting is brought up someone always has to say "One night without a drink won't kill you."

No shit, it isn't, but why do you have to go to that level. As if someone who has a drink with dinner is a full blown alcoholic.

Oh and I wouldn't drink in front of a person in recovery - but I also wouldn't chastise a person for having a beer with dinner in presence of someone in recovery either.

Anonymous said...

Why is it that whenever alcohol in social setting is brought up someone always has to say "One night without a drink won't kill you."
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Yeah I get your point, but look at it this way: anyone classless enough to argue with their spouse that they should be fine drinking in front of the the alkies, is probably pathetic enough that this needs to be pointed out to them.

One night without a drink won't hurt them, but one night WITH a drink will hurt those in recovery. Why be an ass about it?

Anonymous said...

Which one of those oh, so Christian bitches son got a whole bunch of Ipods or something like that when they first came out and then re-sold on EBay? He made a bundle and his proud mama who bragged on him couldn't understand why the Peas were upset.
August 8, 2012 3:19 PM

that would be 2peafaithful. and her son didn't just do it once. evidently, he does it with every new apple release. she says she doesn't see the problem with him making a living this way.

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I kept waiting for her to chime in on that hp thread about how wrong it was. but maybe she was just ordering 20 or so computers for her little snowflake to resell.

Anonymous said...

Pee in the pool, ha ha. I took my kid to one of those splash pads yesterday and when I had to go I just let it go. You couldn't tell or if you could I guess I don't care. Squirt squirt.

Anonymous said...

This week we have state wide testing plus the end of the unit test for my course. So yeah, there's been a few days where I've not had lessons to actually go up in front and teach. State tests are so very boring to administer.

Otherwise, I sometimes check in during a prep period or during my study hall if everything is graded and caught up. My study hall is outside of my classroom so I'm really limited in what I can work on in that time period so often times I check personal email or stop in here. If there's a thread I'm following, I might make an effort during that time to check in. Also I don't always take time to read every single response to every thread and I type very fast so my responses take a few seconds and I click submit. It's not like I'm spending ten minutes responding to something. There are plenty of teachers who use study hall time in similar ways- I know teachers who did all their Christmas shopping online during her study hall time. To be honest, I hate that they have teachers doing study hall. Talk about a waste of resources. It's honestly babysitting kids who think they can get by without doing as much. I do not allow any talking and they have to show me every day that they either have an assignment to work on or a book to be reading or else I find something for them to do.

Anyway, this week has been pretty low key because of all the state tests and then our unit test so I've been bored. My grades are all caught up, my lessons planned out for my entire maternity leave (through the end of the year), and I have things pretty well organized. I don't do a lot of worksheets- we do a lot of notes together and activities like labs using various maps. But of course, I know my methods are excellent. My students enjoy my class and we have fun. I have a lot of really interactive and fun lessons and my coworkers and I have a blast planning and creating stuff. So just because I use some down time during this week of standardized testing to interact on a message board when a friend of mine is being blasted over something I think is just ridiculous doesn't mean my students are neglected or aren't learning anything. I'm proud that my students' trimester test scores for our coarse were the highest in the district (that's out of six middle schools) so apparently I'm doing my job well.

Anonymous said...

"I asked him if he was going to have a beer at dinner and he said thought it would be in bad taste. "

That's hardly arguing.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 32, I did not read your post because it was too long.

Anonymous said...

Correct, but I meant in general. You said this happens 'every time it comes up at the board'. In this case, since the pea's hubby was the one who wanted to drink and chose not to, I don't see why she cared either way, unless she secretly wanted a drink too but was afraid the peas would judge her for it?

Anonymous said...

Crafterberh needs to seek professional help.

On the "do you collect anything thread" she says she collects...wait for it....medals! Surprise surprise.

Can she, just for once, NOT post about her running/biking ect?

Typical narcissistic runner. Gag.

Anonymous said...

Has crafterbeth chimed in yet on the thread about runners crapping their pants during a race?

Anonymous said...

"I'm proud that my students' trimester test scores for our coarse were the highest in the district (that's out of six middle schools) so apparently I'm doing my job well."

Coarse? This HAS to be from Karalynn......

Anonymous said...

Nailed it 37...can't find her original post, but here's a link to where not2peased reposted it

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3085836&pg=8&sigtoggle=true

Anonymous said...

It's in the same thread, page 7

Anonymous said...

37 I've seen multiple times where Karalynn has trouble with her homophones. I think she never learned them herself, so I assume she never taught her students either.

Anonymous said...

She rights her coarse descriptions wearing hi heals.

Anonymous said...

Karalynn is pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Crafterberh needs to seek professional help.

On the "do you collect anything thread" she says she collects...wait for it....medals! Surprise surprise.

Can she, just for once, NOT post about her running/biking ect?

Typical narcissistic runner. Gag.

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I'm just relieved that she doesn't collect uteri.

(She had a hysterectomy, you know.)

Anonymous said...

See I don't get why the Crafterbeth smack. She is nice and doesn't act like she is superior to anyone else. Most of the other peas on here deserve to get smacked but all CB ever did is mention her hobby a little too much. I haven't heard her post about the hyst in awhile.

Anonymous said...

44Anonymous said... 44 See I don't get why the Crafterbeth smack. She is nice and doesn't act like she is superior to anyone else. Most of the other peas on here deserve to get smacked but all CB ever did is mention her hobby a little too much. I haven't heard her post about the hyst in awhile.

August 8, 2012 5:44 PM


/eyeroll

Anonymous said...

Just when you thought add housewife couldn't get any more pathetic:

"I'm co-hostessing weekly link parties now. It's a great way to drive traffic to your blogs"

Anonymous said...

wow, I usually can't stand craftchicka pow pow. But on page 4 of that computer thread she totally nails it:

"So, here's a question for you who ordered a computer. If your computer shipped before the mistake was discovered and HP later announced that they had made a mistake but didn't ask for the computer back, would you return it?"

Anonymous said...

47 I saw that too. has any pea answered and admitted they are selfish bitches?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185944

Seriously katybee8, that's the gayish shit ever!

Anonymous said...

Ok fine. 15-29-35 is Kendra's locker combination. Now leave me out of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Seriously katybee8, that's the gayish shit ever!
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Gayish? Let's all read the title of this blog together now...

Anonymous said...

I figured squealin' would come jump on the candy making for Patty but that would mean she wouldn't make any money (it's donations).

Checked her post history and went to the photo (NY lunch) thread and saw more pics than before.

She hasn't lost any weight and she's just frightening!

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3184206#30197623

Anonymous said...

does squillen know how to make candy? she sells cookies. Also isn't she in new york, and the pea with the charity in utah?

Anonymous said...

52-actually, Squeals has lost weight. She was fucking HUGE before. Her poor girls need to start following the diet too.

Sorry, but Peabay is a damn fugly woman. I expected her to be way better looking. She is just another fatty in more expensive clothes.

Anonymous said...

She rights her coarse descriptions wearing hi heals.

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Hi Karalynn!!

Anonymous said...

Peabay and Pudgy are the only two attractive ones there.

Anonymous said...

Rainbow yammering on the science thread is telling. They should make her a national cautionary symbol of ignorance. She's stupid, barely able to hold onto her dead end job, doesn't have two nickels to rub together, and can't provide even the basics for her children.

Her retirement account consists of a gum wrapper, a handful of lint, & a mustache comb she picked up on the street.

Anonymous said...

56-are you blind? Peabay is not an attractive woman. ::shudders:::

Anonymous said...

Yes because that Danid lady that always has to bring a guest is gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

53Anonymous said... 53 does squillen know how to make candy? she sells cookies. Also isn't she in new york, and the pea with the charity in utah?

August 8, 2012 7:04 PM

She makes fugly candy in ice cube trays and SHIPS!

Anonymous said...

....the pea with the charity made it clear she needed candy makers with specific skills willing to work in specific kitchens. I think squillen's a gross pig too, but I'm not going to try to connect her to random threads just to make fun of her some more.

Anonymous said...

then why are you here 61? read and scroll past if you don't like it LOL easy peasy

Anonymous said...

Karalynn is really showing her ass again on the opt-in thread. It scares the hell out of me that she's responsible for educating kids. I hope the parents of the kids she "teaches" are with it enough to counteract her bullshit.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185992

'What does OPT IN mean'?
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Jeez ~~~~~ you have to ask how some of the peas are allowed to live out in the community without a minder.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185960
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Yeah. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Wait until she actually has a ring.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186014

Helicopter parenting kelpea is not going to help her dd at all.

Anonymous said...

No kidding. They probably purposely didn't schedule her because they know her mother is a nutter.

Anonymous said...

I love how she says update pg 1 like she expected it to be some insane multipage thread where nobody could find her comments. lol.

Anonymous said...

If she is reaching for a bottle of wine over this I can't imagine what will happen if her DD ever has a real issue.

Anonymous said...

65 Anonymous said... 65

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3185960

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Looked at the thread and for the first time ever I agree with grinning cat. Pretty sure that means the Mayans were right. End times baby!

Anonymous said...

I was working at 16 years old in a grocery store and I would have been mortified if my mother contacted my boss in any way shape or form. Even when I was still needing her to call the school when I was sick I'd let her know I'd take care of contacting my job. If you are old enough to work, you're old enough to deal with work issues on your own. Mommy doesn't need to be sticking her nose in work issues, it is embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure that was a few dozen years ago 16, now a days parents MUST do everything for their snowflakes.

A child couldn't possibly pack his own college gear, fill out their own applications or deal with the job scheduler on their own.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I'm not even 25.

I'm just lucky to have parents from the generation of "work hard and take care of your own responsibilities." Thank god they passed that down to me.

Anonymous said...

What a surprise! Kelpea posting every stupid detail of her life and making excuses when all the peas tell her she shouldn't have called. Like Sass's kids, Kelpea's kids don't stand a chance.

Anonymous said...

God bless biochempea for trying to pound some sense in on that evolution thread.

If you're reading here, you go Ashley.

signed, lacking in patience to try to educate the ignorant.

Anonymous said...

The thing is, those stupid, science-ignorant peas are too, well, stupid and ignorant to grasp any real scientific concepts.

Their eyes glaze over and they revert to the safe and comforting world of Jebus-talk.

Anonymous said...

Funny photoshop. StephDRebel, posted an obvious photoshop belly reduction as her cover photo on Facebook.

I like her, but holy shit that is some bad photoshop.

http://tinypic.com/r/2aglu92/6

Anonymous said...

http://tinypic.com/r/2aglu92/6

She's still obese.n photoshop can't help her.

The gal standing next to her has a tattoo on her lower stomach that kinda looks like pubic hair gone wild.

Anonymous said...

How freakin' big is she if THAT is photoshopped?

She looks like she's coated in doughnut glaze.

Anonymous said...

Eh, I give Steph credit. She owns who she is and isn't afraid to get out there and life live - go to the beach, get photos taken, and even put them online.

I'm not as big as her, but I have a lot of weight to lose. I hate to admit it, but I haven't brought my kids to the beach in 2 years because I don't want to wear a bathing suit in public. And I avoid cameras at all costs.

I'm trying my hardest to lose the weight so my kids don't miss out on more of life due to me. And hopefully I don't die soon, b/c my kids will have no pictures of their mother.

You guys can make fun of her all you want, but I admire her for getting out there and having fun, even knowing she'll get made fun of - and not hiding in the house like me.

Anonymous said...

Those tattoos are hideous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186092

Lowrent's in a bad mood.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think it's photoshopped? Because of the shape, i.e - kind of flattened in front?

Mine looks just like that from surgery. It's weird, but that's the way it is!

Anonymous said...

80, I think the point is that she doesn't "own" it, if she is posting photoshopped pictures of herself.

83, you can't look at the enlarged picture? It is obviously 'shopped. It is all weirdly pixelated and morphed in that area and her arm is coming straight out of her boob while her oblique is coming out of the center of her chest.

Anonymous said...

Meh. Not a Steph fan. I think she is a bit..coarse? I think that's the word I'm looking for. But ...really, I have to hand to her. She has always been upfront about who she is, how she deals with life, etc. She appears to be more one of the 'real' peas. Hate her - love her - she doesn't care.

I'll take her over the other 98% of the Peas that are phonier than a $3 bill any day of the week. I mean really - remember the thread last week how all of them were crowing about how they looked YOUNGER than their age - yet they had avatars that showed they looked like old hags? I rest my case.

Anonymous said...

84, it looks to me like the entire pic is a little blurry and off. Her boobs are huge is why it looks like she has stuff growing out of them.

Anonymous said...

I didn't think it looks photoshopped, but even if it is - so what? Lots of girls these days (esp the younger ones who are more technology savvy) photoshop the life out of their pictures. It's just how things are now.

Plus, she was still out there on the beach, letting her kids have fun and not being afraid to go have fun herself. The people at the beach didn't see her photoshopped! I agree w/ the pp who said it's better she's out living life and enjoying it with her kids rather than hiding in the house. I am only 20 pounds overweight and I made excuses twice this month already for friends wanting me to go to the lake w/ them. B.c I don't want to wear a bath.suit. But my kids missed out and that sucks. I would rather be like Steph and be confident and real.

Yeah she's not a typical suburban wife with JCrew clothes and a minivan, but that's why she's refreshing on 2Peas. I'm a typical suburban mom and I get so SICK of me/us sometimes LOL

Anonymous said...

ok, Steph.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186092

Lowrent's in a bad mood.
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Well it is a day that ends in Y.

Anonymous said...

ok, Steph.
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Standard, typical response.

Anonymous said...

I would rather be like Steph and be confident and real.
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me too. I wish I had that kind of confidence. I think I would be much happier.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3185294&pg=4

'If your computer shipped before the mistake was discovered and HP later announced that they had made a mistake but didn't ask for the computer back, would you return it?'

'If HP sent the product and admitted it was a pricing error, I'd probably call to see what they wanted me to do with the computer. I would return it if HP gave me the choice to pay their intended price or return the product.'
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So this fine example of christianity would steal if she thought she could get away with it.

Anonymous said...

Steph is confident behind a keyboard, but that's where it ends.

Anonymous said...

Steph is confident behind a keyboard, but that's where it ends.

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Do you know her in real life?

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3122795&pg=3

Three pages of bitches who prefer to be alone. Do you think that's because they really like to be alone or because no one wants to be around them.

Anonymous said...

Lowrent's mad because FB isn't an angry drama vortex like 2Peas. And I'd bet most of her "friends" have already hidden her, so nobody's life there revolves around her.

Lurine said...

GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186116

Not having insurance on your kid is stupid.

Anonymous said...

Well, if Lauren resonds to her FB friends posts like she reponds to pea posts, I'm willing to be a ton of them have blocked her from seeing their posts.

Way less drama and flying spittle that way.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised any peas are her FB friends at all. We all know what she's like on 2P--why would anybody subject themselves to that on another site? Cows coming home to roost and all that.

Anonymous said...

Cows don't roost. Roosting is a activity only birds participate in.

Anonymous said...

If an angry twunt rages on FB and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Anonymous said...

"Meh. Not a Steph fan. I think she is a bit..coarse?

Karalynn here, and I think the word you are looking for is course. Because I teach coarses in school...so that word can't possibly be right.

Praise Jeebus.

Rafalca said...

The adjective coarse means rough, common, inferior, or indecent.

Anonymous said...

93, I highly doubt that. She sells sex toys for a living - no one can do that and be a shy person that is only confident behind a keyboard!

I've seen dozens of posts from her over the years and she's always out and about having fun. People just make fun of her because she's working class and not a vanilla stepford wife. And on 2Peas, 90% of them are just that.

I say good for her. I'd rather hang out with her any day as opposed to the whiny moms looking for things to be offended by, like sammel, the wannabes like kelpea, and the satanic bitches like lauren.

Anonymous said...

52-actually, Squeals has lost weight. She was fucking HUGE before. Her poor girls need to start following the diet too.
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No squillen did the typical fat girl move in that photo, held someone else's baby to block the camera's view of her body.

Anonymous said...

People just make fun of her because she's working class and not a vanilla stepford wife.

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Actually, people make fun of her because of her life choices.

Anonymous said...

Jane Doe sought in child porn ring. Say it isn't so, Jane!

Anonymous said...

Wow, can we have a drinking game with lowrent's thread? take a shot every time she says 'trite.' For someone who insists she's educated, she sure has a small vocabulary.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Tyler also wants to make sure everyone knows that she and her hubby won't be using their $200 coupon offers because they don't feel HP owes them anything.

Can we all just bask in the glow of her pure sweet christian goodness? It's sure to get you nicely buzzed.

Anonymous said...

But they would have accepted the computer deal that was obviously a mistake?

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler won't use the HP discount because they cannot afford to buy a computer. It has nothing to do with her values. She has no values.

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler won't use the HP discount because they cannot afford to buy a computer. It has nothing to do with her values. She has no values.


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Ding ding! Winner!

Anonymous said...

I think she'll use the coupon and just not mention it. It sounds like you can actually get free shit with it, a printer or ink cartridges or something.

Anonymous said...

Actually I believe she said she AND DH each got a coupon, since they bought 2 computers with different credit cards etc so HP wouldn't see that she was trying to scam 2.

So she'll use 2 coupons. But first she had to announce her goodness to everyone who questioned her integrity. Then it's off to get as much free stuff as possible.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Tyler just can't contemplate evolution because she can't stand the thought of her lowly chimp heritage. Fact is, there's a lot more breeding, class and honor in your average chimp family than in the average cray cray wingnut family.

Anonymous said...

Nobody congratulated her on her integrity yet, so Karalynn has made sure to post again about how she won't use the coupon because she's such a shining beacon of moral fortitude.

Looks like they only got one coupon though, so she's going to have to plan her haul carefully.

Anonymous said...

she'll have to give major head to get that coupon if only hubsy got one.

Anonymous said...

Karalynn....barely descended from the trees, with the mental acuity of a gnat (sorry gnats!) and the morals of a magpie. But the gnat at least can say it is a member of the most sucessful species on earth. And the magpie has beauty and song. What do you have, Mrs Mutant, soon to be selected out by process of imbecility?

Anonymous said...

I guarantee you, Steph could have a date every night of the week - quality men too, not skeezers. I'm overweight but have a nice shape (losing weight FTR), I get attention all the time. (keeps my husband on his toes ;)

Sure, she's big, but she looks good for being big. I don't think it's photoshopped at all. If it was, wouldn't she try to make herself look thinner? come on.

She looks fun. Not some stuck up bitch.

Anonymous said...

I think she'll use the coupon and just not mention it. It sounds like you can actually get free shit with it, a printer or ink cartridges or something.

Bingo!!!!

Anonymous said...

Remember the thread about a week ago when the Peas were saying they'd rather have sex once a week so it would be "mind blowing?"

My husband was gone for a week so when he got back we had sex every night, every night has been better than the last. Sex makes me crave sex. I feel bad for women that are embarrassed by their sex drives.

Anonymous said...

Steph is a huge L'urine asskisser. She's attracted to losers who treat her and everyone like shit.

Anonymous said...

Jane you ignorant slut.

Anonymous said...

What's up, Mean Girls? Next time there's a thread on the pod please stop by and add your insight as to why women are so cruel to each other. Jealous bitches! Blowing out my candle won't make yours shine more brightly.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ 125 welcome to the club bitch. Didn't you just do exactly the same thing? Or is calling us 'jealous bitches' a compliment? Aren't you just being mean to other women too?
Hyppocrites!!

For the record I'm happy to bitch about stupid men too, there's just less of them posting at the pod.If I posted on a male dominated MB there's probably plenty to bitch about there too. It's about their stupidity or greed or lack of life skills or their bragging - it's not based on someone having a vagina or not.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186214

I hate to have to work with **tigermom12**

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186196

How many times are people going to ask what to buy at Trader Joes? Use the damn search!

Anonymous said...

Or better yet 128 how about they go to TJs and figure it out for themselves.

I hate threads like that.

Anonymous said...

126 Anonymous said...
Hyppocrites!!

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You spelled that wrong.

Anonymous said...

emember the thread about a week ago when the Peas were saying they'd rather have sex once a week so it would be "mind blowing?"
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I didn't post on these threads.
The more sex I have, the more I want.

BUT, it's better for me to have it a bit less frequently because DH doesn't respond to more sex the same way I do. Too often and it just becomes routine for him. :( I'm the one who wants to be more adventurous and have fun and do things that would make the Peas clutch their pearls, but DH is really routine and boring. Totally sucks!!

Anonymous said...

I love a good Mrs Tyler vs the Peas thread!

Anonymous said...

not2peased really jumped on boydbunch about her child insurance thread. Maybe not2peased could use a good lay.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186256

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186246

Apparently BuckeyeSandy is missing a humor gene.

Anonymous said...

She's missing a brain gene, too. Nothing but air and lint between her ears.

Anonymous said...

Buckeye Sandy *really* bugs the shit out of me. She's another one of those braying loudmouth clueless dumbasses like Lylam, Tyler, Asslan etc. Ignorance so deep you can't see bottom.

Anonymous said...

BucktoothSandy: Dropping turds in the 2peas punchbowl since 2003.

Anonymous said...

She is really bitter about something. I don't remember if she's ever said what but that is the vibe I get from her. Lingering anger and resentment.

Anonymous said...

bad fucking gateway

Anonymous said...

Kendra! Have a fab weekend, girlie!

Anonymous said...

fab is so like 7 and 40 years ago(70s). /Yawn

Anonymous said...

Biochemipea may be annoying sometimes, but she's sure got Typhus's number on the epic opt-in-to-knowledge thread. It's hilarious.

---------------------------------------------Funny how you feel it is unacceptable for people to question your teaching practices and abilities, and demand that they become teachers before holding an opinion and discussion about what they believe is correct in a classroom, but you have no problem arguing with a trained scientist about basic scientific definitions. Perhaps you should apply your own standards to your own behaviour.

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3185650&pg=7

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Mrs T have three young children she should be caring for rather than continuing to argue the toss re evolution on a message board

Anonymous said...

I didn't post on these threads.
The more sex I have, the more I want.

BUT, it's better for me to have it a bit less frequently because DH doesn't respond to more sex the same way I do. Too often and it just becomes routine for him. :( I'm the one who wants to be more adventurous and have fun and do things that would make the Peas clutch their pearls, but DH is really routine and boring.
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I could write the same post.

We were on vacation last week and the sex was amazing. He's going down on me, we're trying different positions. Its like DH thinks, "We're on vacation, let's get wild!". Then we get back and its back to routine. Happens every time.

Anonymous said...

The sex posts are seriously stupid.

Anonymous said...

You're just jealous 145 cuz you only get it once a month.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather talk about sex than the whale that is Mrs T.

Anonymous said...

That's comparison is cruel to the whales.

Anonymous said...

^^ That

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186366

Wow. Thanks for sharing this snoozefest.

Anonymous said...

https://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186367

Steph?

Anonymous said...

Blog Bitches! Aren't you going to help Ocean Dreamer/SimpleCrafter with her quandary? Should she buy a Florida ocean-front condo with ocean views in Florida next to the Florida ocean, or a huge house nearby?

She needs opinions from the great unwashed. It's not like she can ask her butler, you know.

Anonymous said...

Nevermind. Bears don't photoshop.

Anonymous said...

Also, too. Ocean!

(In case you forget.)

Anonymous said...

Tint

Anonymous said...

Jane, does the opt-in/evolution/Karalynn Knows Best thread qualify as a keeper?

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&thread_id=3185650&pg=1

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186262

You picked the wrong fucking forum if you want people versed in critical thinking. See also: MrsTyler.

Anonymous said...

156 definitely. She's right-fighting again. For days on end. Speaking of primordial goo. i could not think of a better description for the stuff she has between her ears.

Anonymous said...

Funny how whenever there is a multipager it is always Typhus in the middle of it defending yet another one of her fucked up ideas.

Anonymous said...

It would be far fewer pages if she weren't constantly justifying/retaliating/retorting/bullshitting people to death.

Anonymous said...

I didn't want to read that evolution thread because I knew it would piss me off but I couldn't resist. I don't know how Ashley does it, she stays so rational. I couldn't do it.

Anonymous said...

buuuuuuut....she's always riiiiiiiight, don't you know that?

Anonymous said...

It's not just Typhus. It's astounding how many peas are Earthers. And Birthers. And all Republican.

No wonder the party is fucked up beyond belief.

Anonymous said...

It would be interesting and amusing to watch the GOP's downward spiral if it weren't so damn scary.

Anonymous said...

163. Both parties are screwed up. If you really believe the Dem. aren't as screwed up as the Repub. then you'er living in a fantasy world yourself.

Anonymous said...

152, did you check out the update with the link to the condo? Because copying the pics in her thread wasn't enough, she had to make sure we saw how much it costs.

Anonymous said...

LOL, sure did, 163. Old OD/SimpleCrafter wanted so badly to insert a disclaimer to the "condo people" on 2Peas that she wasn't talking about a shithole like they surely live in. She's one of our betters.

She's Florida's answer to KeriWest.

Anonymous said...

It would be interesting and amusing to watch the GOP's downward spiral if it weren't so damn scary.

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I know! What's next? Maybe they'll decide bacteria doesn't exist because you can't see it with the naked eye, and the bible doesn't mention it either. If you get sick, it's because God wants you sick, and you've displeased him.

The little things in the microscope are sent from the devil to confuse you.

Anonymous said...

165, I think we all know the Democrats are as screwy as the Republicans. But the Democrats in general aren't trying to ban critical thinking skills, or basic scientific knowledge, or historical facts. Lots of Republicans are.

Anonymous said...

167, what is the point of GeorgiaPea's sad little post in that thread? Desperately trying to pretend she could live in a beach front 900 grand condo too, if she wanted to, it just wasn't her style? Sure, your possum would have fit right in at Boca.

Anonymous said...

http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/mb.asp?cmd=display&forum_id=15&thread_id=3186393

Why did POE change her name to JD1234? She's such a kook. Remember when she lost her shit over the H1N1 "scare"?

Anonymous said...

That sound you hear is champagne corks popping in Chicago. VoucherCare!

Anonymous said...

165, I think we all know the Democrats are as screwy as the Republicans. But the Democrats in general aren't trying to ban critical thinking skills, or basic scientific knowledge, or historical facts. Lots of Republicans are.
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lol. Yes its all one sided(eye roll). I've read enough looney crap on the bucket from both sides of the coin to not buy into the Dem. vs Repub. and "our side is better" garbage. The person can be a Dem. or a Repub. and have their heads up their asses. They are pretty much tied in the race.

Anonymous said...

Utter bullshit 173.

Anonymous said...

They are pretty much tied in the race.

+++++

Keep thinking that. LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't there another pea like "Scrapper007" that lost her shit over h1n1, also? Ask question after question, and when a thread didn't go as she wanted she would start another thread asking the smae question just slightly differest. She was nucking futz.

Anonymous said...

skybarf is going into frothy overdrive now that they have a Romney business record thread. fucking hilarious.

"just what part of his history is HE willing to talk about? not much - he's had all of his records sealed. Now that says he has something big to hide."

:D

Michelle knows it. Every last smooth brown inch.

Rafalca said...

Vulture/Voucher 2012!

Anonymous said...

Michelle knows it. Every last smooth brown inch.

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Oh yeah. ;)

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Mrs T have three young children she should be caring for rather than continuing to argue the toss re evolution on a message board.
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It's a diversionary tactic. She is hoping that it will make us all forget that she was prepared to put her Christian principles on hold in the scramble to get her trotters in the glitch trough.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Typhus said ' ...you've got a specific style in presentation that makes me feel you don't respect my faith or my opinion.'

Newsflash lady, the majority of the peas respect neither your faith nor your opinion.

Anonymous said...

She's got a couple of supporters on that thread but she really is like a dog with a bone and once again I'm so glad my kids will never have her as a teacher.

Anonymous said...

Karalynn Tyler has no respect for anyone yet demands that everyone respects her off opinion.

Anonymous said...

If Mrs. T got fired due to someone googling her and finding both this site and two peas would that make some of you happy?

I think she's a blowhard and I don't take her seriously at all, not to mention her horrible spelling/grammar but I don't think I'd like to see her lose her job.

Anonymous said...

If Karalynn Tyler was fired, it would not be because of any postings on the internet. Don't be stupid.

Anonymous said...

Really she's posted about giving her dh bj's and needing chap stick, then there's the whole right fighting thing she does on top of all the posting she used to do during school hours. The posting may not be the reason she would be fired but they sure won't help her case either.

Anonymous said...

165, I think we all know the Democrats are as screwy as the Republicans. But the Democrats in general aren't trying to ban critical thinking skills, or basic scientific knowledge, or historical facts. Lots of Republicans are.
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Some republicans are. A lot of republicans just want smaller government and could give a rats ass what you want to do in your personal life.
The crazies are just the loudest and most annoying.

I'd be willing to be there are a fair amount of non-crazy repubs reading here and not posting because there's plenty of dem frothing that goes on here.

There's plenty of crazy to go around.

Anonymous said...

They cannot fire you for posting on the internet that you need chapstick to give your hubby a blowjob.

But if she is fired, what a blessing it would be for that school district.

Anonymous said...

They cannot fire you for posting on the internet that you need chapstick to give your hubby a blowjob.
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Depends on what your contract or employment agreement says. For some people they sure can.

Anonymous said...

A teacher would not have such a contract.

Anonymous said...

It would however not be surprising if someone on the /b/oard were to be alerted to the existence of NSBR and Karalynn Tyler in particular for her to have each and every one of her posts during school hours forwarded to her district. Things like that have been known to happen.

Anonymous said...

I don't think anyone is that crazy.

Anonymous said...

Bukit brok

Anonymous said...

It would however not be surprising if someone on the /b/oard were to be alerted to the existence of NSBR and Karalynn Tyler in particular for her to have each and every one of her posts during school hours forwarded to her district. Things like that have been known to happen.

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why the fuck would anyone do that? The woman annoys the crap out of me, but to fuck with the lives of her kids like that would be the dumbest thing anyone could do.

Anonymous said...

If Typhus runs afoul of the wrong person, or group of people (like the /b/ folk at 4chan), she absolutely could get fired. They would do it for fun, too.

Anonymous said...

There are some crazy bitches!

Anonymous said...

@192, if you don't think the /b/ros on the /b/oard are capable of doing that, I suggest you google Jennifer Petkov and find out exactly what they're capable of. One does not simply antagonize Anon or the /b/oard. They can, and will, make you life miserable.

Anonymous said...

Stupid middle aged out of the loop woman here, what's a /b/ros on the /b/oard?

Anonymous said...

I'm just thinking that since someone is always typing her full name they're hoping it shows up in a google search. I doubt any good would come of that so why type her full name unless you have some serious issues with her.

Anonymous said...

@ 198. the /b/ros are the people who post on a certain message board on the site 4chan. It's generally a bad idea to aggravate or antagonize them. On another message board I frequent they are referred to as the /b/oard or the site that shall not be named.

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